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Euro 2016 Round of 16 Germany v Slovakia Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 26, 201611:57 am| 27 Comments

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I’m inclined to favor the Deutschers. How about you?

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    Me too. Die Mannschaft have four World Cup stars over the Deutscher Fussball-Bund badge on their shirts; the Slovakians have none over their FA badge. Plus, something tells me the Germans haven’t hit top gear yet.

  2. 2.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    Looks like Germany means business.

  3. 3.

    BillCinSD

    June 26, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    great goal from Boateng, although Kozarcik was a little slow getting there

  4. 4.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Who gave the teams permission to score early in this round?

  5. 5.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    June 26, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    I’m with the two of you- not just ’cause Boateng just put Germany up.

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    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    June 26, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    @SRW1:

    Certainly not Tottenham supporters. They know the first half is much, much too soon for a goal.

  7. 7.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 12:16 pm

    German PK taking in crisis – team advised to avoid shoot outs.

  8. 8.

    BillCinSD

    June 26, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    and a saved penalty, Ozil not very convincing

  9. 9.

    BillCinSD

    June 26, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    @SRW1: they are saving them in case they play England

  10. 10.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Is Özil fasting today? That was a weak penalty kick.

  11. 11.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Looks like Germany is working on that record from the NI game of wasted chances.

  12. 12.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Benching Götze for Draxler was a good decision. Draxler looks much more dangerous. Maybe Löw has accepted that Götze really isn’t better than Messi.

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Mario Gomez makes it a two-nil halftime lead for die Mannschaft. Class will tell.

  14. 14.

    Runt

    June 26, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Kudos to the Germans for going for that second goal in a tournament where so many teams focus on defending. I can’t really blame them if they appear more laid-back in the second half, though.

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    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    I thought the Bavarian national spot was ‘Fingerhakeln’. Apparently, Müller can also do it with his foot.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    June 26, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Germany never hits top gear until some Brazilians foolishly take the field against them, and then they cruise like a Porsche on the Autobahn.

  17. 17.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Maybe Germany’s Messi really is Draxler.

  18. 18.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Two years ago, definitely; fourteen years ago, definitely not.

  19. 19.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Draxler gets a goal.

  20. 20.

    Runt

    June 26, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    Well deserved. Draxler has been excellent.

  21. 21.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Der dritter Tor für Deutschland.

  22. 22.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 26, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    @Randinho: This is now, then was then :D

  23. 23.

    SRW1

    June 26, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Now if Germany could just somehow uncork Müller’s goal scoring they might have all pieces for the puzzle.

  24. 24.

    Yutsano

    June 26, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I’m just curious: is being fluent in English helping you with German? I understand Malay isn’t that hard for Westerners to grasp except the total lack of cognates.

  25. 25.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    @Yutsano:
    I think it does help. I find Romance languages much harder going. Malay is easier in some ways than European languages (no tenses, no gendered personal pronouns, no word for “to be”) but harder in others (nuances of register can be very tricky).

  26. 26.

    otmar

    June 26, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    @Amir Khalid: “Tor” ist sächlich, daher “Das dritte Tor …”.

  27. 27.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Actually, no as they are both in the past.

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