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Euro 2016 Round of 16 Italy v Spain Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 27, 201611:58 am| 27 Comments

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A repeat of the 2012 Championship. Who comes out a winner this time?

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  1. 1.

    Just One More Canuck

    June 27, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Spain-Italy is up first

  2. 2.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: Misread the schedule. It’s now fixed.

  3. 3.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Hope England advances! If we lose, though, I know it will be a great thing for the little guy in football.

    Do feel for the English announcers that have to deal with those Icelandic names. At some point they’ll probably just start calling out jersey numbers!

  4. 4.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    Errr, belay that comment above.

    Vamanos Espana!

  5. 5.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    It’s a nice not to Iceland’s achievements that UEFA got Spain and Italy to open for Iceland’s gig.

    ETA:
    Repeat of the 4-0 from the last final very much in doubt. Italy on penalties, with three of their players binned for a second yellow.

  6. 6.

    Steeplejack

    June 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Is there bad weather there, or is my TV smudged?

  7. 7.

    scav

    June 27, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    @Paul in KY: Not really, given the English variable pronunciation of the characters they use in family names (Tut tut, to be mislead by the spelling “St John” it’s sinjin you mannerless oaf)

  8. 8.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Bad weather.

  9. 9.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    I didn’t believe Italy would have that much Sturm und Drang in them.

  10. 10.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    @scav: Another great joke broken on the rocks of reality…

    The announcers have probably had a lot of practice with em.

  11. 11.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 27, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    @Paul in KY:

    Do feel for the English announcers that have to deal with those Icelandic names.

    Back in March I attended the World Track Cycling Championships in London and was amused when the announcer got to Wojciech Pszczolarski.

  12. 12.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    Conte back in suit and tie. Impeccable display of Italian sense of fashion.

  13. 13.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    1-0 Italy. Sharp change of strategy ahead.

  14. 14.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Here in Brazil many of the place names are indigenous in origin from the language of the Tupí indians.

    One place name that drove me crazy for a little while was Itatiaia, which is pronounced e ta tee EYE ya. Another was the river by which my father-in-law had his farm:

    Jequitinhonha, pronounced jay key chin NYO nha. Some of the names will be four or five syllables with the accent on the last syllable.

  15. 15.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Man, that 1st name is a doozy!

  16. 16.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    @Randinho: Those are 2 tough ones, also. How do you pronounce ‘nha’?

    Just like it’s spelled, I guess :-)

  17. 17.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    @Paul in KY: Like this letter in Spanish: ñ, or the gn in Italian, kind of like nya. The word for dream in Italian is sogno and in Portuguese is sonho, but the pronunciatin is identical.

    I bet a lot of Brazilan fans are wondering how the CBF let Eder slip through their fingers.

  18. 18.

    Lahke

    June 27, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Right now I’m in Italy, and I can hear the noise from the crowd watching the lobby TV from my room 4 floors up. Guess I should pay attention so I can adopt the right expression at dinner.

  19. 19.

    NobodySpecial

    June 27, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    Who comes out a winner this time?

    Any Italian trainer who gets paid per number of FitBit steps.

  20. 20.

    Paul in KY

    June 27, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    @Randinho: Thank you, sir!

  21. 21.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    @Paul in KY: My pleasure.

    The brilliance of Spain’s attacking midfield in 2008-2012 was having both Iniesta and Xavi. Not to criticize Iniesta by any means; he just can’t do it all himself.

  22. 22.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    @Randinho:

    Indeed. Fabregas is achieving diddly-squat.

  23. 23.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    ArrivederciCiao, Espania.

  24. 24.

    catclub

    June 27, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Wojciech Pszczolarski.

    There is a similarly named Polish Bridge professional. He is referred to as Pepsi.

  25. 25.

    Humboldtblue

    June 27, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Great, I miss the marquee matchup of the knockouts because my boss expects me to do my goddamn job and not watch European football.

  26. 26.

    MobiusKlein

    June 27, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    No Iceland vs whoever thread?

  27. 27.

    Humboldtblue

    June 27, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    @MobiusKlein: At the top of the hour

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