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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2016 / Late Night Open Thread: Sad Little Trombones

Late Night Open Thread: Sad Little Trombones

by Anne Laurie|  July 15, 20164:29 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes

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Last call at the @Marriott Cleveland bar, and anti-Trump delegates ask the bartender to 'suspend the rules and stay open later.' No dice.

— Ed O'Keefe (@edatpost) July 15, 2016

@edatpost @Marriott Bartender personally supports closing later, but values the sanctity of bar norms and rules above personal preferences.

— kind of a big data (@kindofabigdata) July 15, 2016

15 1/2 hours after it opened proceedings, the RNC Rules Committee is finished, having denied Cruz forces & stop-Trump unbinders any quarter.

— Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) July 15, 2016

"We think the Trump mark is clearly on the convention before it’s even started." https://t.co/hBX1WTiYiP

— Ed O'Keefe (@edatpost) July 15, 2016



From the Washington Post article:

… “All the money that was spent by the Never Trump people, they weren’t even delegates. They’re sitting on the sidelines pretending that they had these votes, which they never did. I never had any doubt. I was never worried that they would get 28 votes. Plus, I was never worried that if they did that it would matter on the floor…

“This convention is going to be a unifying convention. You’re going to see over the next five days the party coming together. I’m talking about on the convention floor, at the podium, and the distraction of the rules fight and the platform fight were just distractions. They were never threats.

“If you look back at this week, the platform hearings and now the rules hearings, we had a very good week. We have a platform that has Trump’s campaign positions all over it. and you’ve got the rules that were adopted that did two things. One, it took out Never Trump but it also will be calling for a commission to be formed to discuss the issues Trump talked about in the primaries. From our standpoint, this was not the time to tinker with the rules, but after he’s president – based on the commission that’s formed – we’ll deal with an investigation and figure out how best to make the system fairer and more transparent.”…

Manafort really comes across as a guy more used to working with dictators than with American voters. Funny (not funny), that.

Footnotes from earlier on Thursday:

Just asked @tedcruz if he was behind an effort to change the convention rules.

"I'm just here doing my job in the Senate"

— Niels Lesniewski (@nielslesniewski) July 14, 2016

How we know Priebus is bluffing and Dump Trump is winning https://t.co/zQnJ2ke9FY Priebus has met his match in Lee.

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) July 14, 2016

For weeks now, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus and his flack Sean Spicer have denigrated the #NeverTrump movement, claiming it is nonexistent, a figment of the imagination. His actions tell us the opposite is true.

First, some background: Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah), a very popular figure on the right who refused to endorse Donald Trump and is close to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.), is on the Rules Committee along with his wife…

So, if the Dump Trump crowd was a fantasy, Priebus would simply ignore it, steamroll the Rules Committee and jam the Trump nomination through, right? Well, that is not what he did. In a vivid display of weakness, he met with Lee and the Dump Trump reps seeking a “compromise.” (Hint: There is no compromise.)…

(Aside: When Bill Kristol finally stops being wrong about everything, Jen Rubin is well positioned as his replacement.)

Low blood sugar appears to be making GOP delegates testy. One demands a refund for his hotel room tonight.

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 15, 2016

Kendal Unruh, anti-Trump ringleader, brings her amendment: “The right of each delegate to vote their conscience shall not be infringed."

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 15, 2016

Wow, Mike Lee stands to argue that Trump campaign is silencing delegates. “This angst isn’t going to go away bc we paper over it w rules."

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 15, 2016

Steve Munisteri to Mike Lee: “Sir, there’s nobody else running for president in this party right now than Donald Trump."

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 15, 2016

Delegates Unbound statement: "The fight is far from over in Cleveland. Delegates will not be denied." #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/Y5B8CyROhw

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) July 15, 2016

Half moral stand, half a naked attempt to steal an election. Hard movement to rate. https://t.co/ppX008LR4K

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) July 15, 2016

Essentially, the GOP platform is "We know we're not gonna win, so, screw it, make the base happy." https://t.co/YKgYALa4gl

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) July 14, 2016

The amount of media attention #NeverTrump got relative to its actual support is also one of the great journalistic failures in modern times.

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) July 15, 2016

We craved a contested convention like the characters in Lou Reed songs crave heroin. https://t.co/qaLLDOlUMq

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) July 15, 2016

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  1. 1.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 15, 2016 at 5:00 am

    This is how the “Party of Lincoln” ends. Not with a bang, but endless whining about how a seventy year old five year old is being treated unfairly.

  2. 2.

    raven

    July 15, 2016 at 5:23 am

    Jesus this Alex Witt is taking stupidity by talking heads to a whole new level.

  3. 3.

    Schlemazel Khan

    July 15, 2016 at 5:46 am

    @raven:
    Who?

    Also too, what the heck does “unbinders and quarter” mean? I realize twitter can cause mashed language but I don’t get that phrase at all

  4. 4.

    raven

    July 15, 2016 at 5:48 am

    @Schlemazel Khan: I don’t get this post at all.
    Alex Witt is usually a weekend dope on MSNBC but they have her on the early morning stuff today.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    July 15, 2016 at 5:51 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: I’m not yet ruling out some bangs during the convention.

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    July 15, 2016 at 5:53 am

    Given the ineptitude that the never-Trumpers showed from the beginning, it would have been very surprising indeed had they managed a last-minute success in unbinding Trump’s delegates ahead of the party convention. So let’s see how the convention turns out. One hopes for an underwhelming show that will let Trump’s opponents feast on Schadenfreude.

  7. 7.

    Schlemazel Khan

    July 15, 2016 at 6:00 am

    @raven:
    Thanks, I thought maybe it was me

    I have given up on all TV news shows so I’m not surprised they bring in new kids I have never heard of

  8. 8.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 15, 2016 at 6:02 am

    I shut off the TV when Brian Williams was still vamping last night about Nice. I had intended to watch the town hall on race on ABC, but sometime yesterday the AC at home went tits up and it was 92 inside when I got home. A quick call to the landlord and it is to be hoped that it will be repaired today.

    Having the AC go out in the middle of summer in Florida is not the same as having the furnace die in the middle of winter in Michigan. But it makes you appreciate their purpose.

  9. 9.

    Schlemazel Khan

    July 15, 2016 at 6:04 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    It would have been a long-term disaster for the never-Trump folks to win. Why hold primaries or caucuses if the delegates are free to do whatever they please? Not that the GOP does not deserve that disaster. That anyone could think it was a good idea shows just how infantile the party has become, “I WANT WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!”

  10. 10.

    Botsplainer, Neoliberal Corporatist Shill

    July 15, 2016 at 6:06 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    My prediction is that Trump’s VP nominee will have to sign a personal NDA with Trump before the announcement is made. If elected, he’ll present NDAs to each member of his cabinet, INCLUDING Rudolph Hess as well as Himmler.

  11. 11.

    The Thin Black Duke

    July 15, 2016 at 6:06 am

    @Amir Khalid: Trouble is, even though it’s likely that the convention is going to be disastrous from beginning to end, the usual suspects in the news media will report it as a triumphant success for Trump and the Republican party. Who are you going to believe? Us or your lying eyes?

  12. 12.

    raven

    July 15, 2016 at 6:06 am

    @Mustang Bobby: I keep holding my breath on ours. We kept the old hvac when we added on and it is just sufficient. Lots of folks say if you have an older unit that works you are better off keeping it because, while more efficient, the new ones don’t last.

  13. 13.

    Schlemazel Khan

    July 15, 2016 at 6:09 am

    @Mustang Bobby:
    Heh, I tried to imagine what Florida would look like today if air conditioning had never been invented. Phoenix too for that matter.

    It always amazed me to see pictures in the historical places of men in suits with high collars and women in huge dresses with multiple layers. I can imagine the smell but wonder how bad heat stroke was at the turn of the last century there.

  14. 14.

    TheMightyTrowel

    July 15, 2016 at 6:10 am

    Hello all and good morning to those of you not in my neck of the world. I spent all morning at the local science museum talking about archaeological geophysics with the kiddies. The sinus infection is very much still present and between that and the hours of trying to be heard over screaming 4 year olds i have totally lost my voice. Hey ho at least it’s the weekend here!

  15. 15.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 15, 2016 at 6:12 am

    @raven: This one has been inadequate since I moved in eight years ago; it can’t keep the house cooler than 82 F. The problem is twofold: a black shingle roof and single-glaze windows from the time the house was built in 1972 that might as well be just screens. I had ceiling fans installed this spring and they help.

    It’s up to the landlord to decide what to do about it.

  16. 16.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 15, 2016 at 6:15 am

    @Botsplainer, Neoliberal Corporatist Shill: And let’s see if a President Trump has his own private e-mail system.

  17. 17.

    Luthe

    July 15, 2016 at 6:25 am

    @The Thin Black Duke: I don’t know, complete shitshows make for good TV. And while the media like Trump for getting them ratings, they hate him for denying them access on a whim. I don’t think the GOP will be getting a tongue bath this time.

  18. 18.

    satby

    July 15, 2016 at 6:27 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: Hope you can just rest and recover over the weekend! Happy Saturday!

  19. 19.

    Another Holocene Human

    July 15, 2016 at 6:41 am

    Wait, is that Paul Manafort in that pic and does he have gayface? He’s been moisturizing.

  20. 20.

    qwerty42

    July 15, 2016 at 6:43 am

    In the course of running for the nom, Trump (repeatedly) criticized Republican orthodoxy. And was rewarded for it. The orthodoxy seems fairly brittle, contradictory, and (in truth) unpopular. Any evidence this has had any effect? Right now, it does not seem so, and the keepers of the flame will want to brush this off as a “special event”, but at some level it has to be considered …

  21. 21.

    qwerty42

    July 15, 2016 at 6:48 am

    @Mustang Bobby: ceiling fans had almost disappeared when the Arab oil embargo came in the 70’s, but sure came back. The guy who built this house (in early 80’s) made extensive use of insulation and all windows have double panes. No ceiling fans though.

  22. 22.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 15, 2016 at 6:52 am

    @qwerty42: My grandparents’ house in St. Louis had ceiling fans on the back porch, and we had one on ours in Perrysburg, Ohio. There’s something classy about them… quiet dignity as well as useful functionality.

  23. 23.

    qwerty42

    July 15, 2016 at 7:15 am

    @Mustang Bobby: They were all over in Savannah, but with AC began to disappear. Some places kept them for the looks, but never turned them on once they got the AC. That all changed …

  24. 24.

    Botsplainer, Neoliberal Corporatist Shill

    July 15, 2016 at 7:19 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    That’s where the “enemies list” develops and propagates.

  25. 25.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 15, 2016 at 7:26 am

    @qwerty42: A lot of houses here in Florida have them even with central air because it helps circulate the cool air. They also promote evaporative cooling on you when you sit under them in a high humidity climate, which is why they tell you to turn them off when you leave the room.

  26. 26.

    low-tech cyclist

    July 15, 2016 at 7:41 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    My grandparents’ house in St. Louis had ceiling fans on the back porch, and we had one on ours in Perrysburg, Ohio. There’s something classy about them… quiet dignity as well as useful functionality.

    Still, in Florida in the summertime (which I’m quite familiar with, my in-laws still live in Plant City where my wife grew up), a ceiling fan is just pushing the hot, humid air around to make it a little less intolerable. There’s a reason why the South was a lot more thinly populated 60 years ago, before A/C became the norm, than it is now.

    Have you considered buying a window unit? You can get them for under $150.

  27. 27.

    gvg

    July 15, 2016 at 8:38 am

    yes, I do remember fans used to be uncommon but now most rooms have them here in Florida. Not kitchens though, not sure why. My sister can’t stand them because of allergies and she also is a heat lover. My nephew has trouble sleeping without one and I usually prefer it too. I love the improved insulation in newer and remodeled houses. Best temp control in Florida is lots of huge live oaks IMO. they keep improving energy efficiency in everything and it seems to me people are kind of competitive about it and often go for the “best” even if it’s not yet economically a good trade off. That’s if they have the money to, and then they tell everybody about it.

  28. 28.

    Cmm

    July 15, 2016 at 8:49 am

    @Mustang Bobby: yes! And why they are much more efficient when you come in hot and sweaty from exercise and are tempted to push the whole-house thermostat down a couple of degrees. Leave it alone, turn the fan on hi and sit in front of it for 10 or 15 minutes. By the end of it I actually start to feel chilly and have to turn it down.

    And they are a godsend for perimenopausal women, holy crap!

    The AC is needed more for the humidity. Get that down and the fans do the rest.

  29. 29.

    Rasputin's Evil Twin

    July 15, 2016 at 10:27 am

    I’ve decided not to watch the GOP clusterfuck at all, but will watch “Triumph of the Will” and some Three Stooges shorts. It should be about the same.

    Also, too, If anyone has a super-deluxe, huge and classy DVD of “Citizen Kane” please send it to Trump. I’m pretty convinced he’s never seen it.

  30. 30.

    The Pale Scot

    July 15, 2016 at 10:42 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    Having the AC go out in the middle of summer in Florida is not the same as having the furnace die in the middle of winter in Michigan.

    Ya but in Michigan you can put on some long johns and sweaters, down here in FL no AC = heat stroke

  31. 31.

    Uncle Cosmo

    July 15, 2016 at 10:44 am

    @low-tech cyclist:

    Still, in Florida in the summertime … a ceiling fan is just pushing the hot, humid air around to make it a little less intolerable.

    Same here in Baltimore. Room height is critical, as the hotter air rises. I went from a top-floor apt in a converted 1890s-era townhouse with 12′ ceilings to a 1937 interior group row house where at 5’8″ I can stand flatfooted & touch the upper-floor ceiling. I had to install an attic fan to disperse the trapped heat that pushed down into the bedrooms; it takes the ambient summer daytime temps down from ~90 to ~82.

    If you have a mostly below-ground basement like mine (which you probably don’t in FL–how deep is the water table, 18″ maybe?) your best bet short of central a/c (which I can’t do without ripping the whole house up to replace the hot-water radiant heat pipes with ducts) would be a whole-house fan in the attic drafting through from that basement. In my situation the basement floor is ~5′ below ground & stays 10-15F cooler on hot days than the ground floor.

    If you already have ducts, ground-source heat pumping may be the energy-efficient way to go for both cooling & heating. Even with enough land to trench out to ~2m & install a squashed-slinky transfer loop it wouldn’t be cheap. I’d love to do it here but I’d have to sink a shaft ~400′ down for heat transfer, & that is ruinously expensive. Small-lot GSHP installation on a large scale would need a cheap & easily movable drill to sink shafts 60-80′ down at 8-10′ spacing for heat-transfer pipes to be interconnected ~2 m down to complete the loop. (Plus the cooperation of local government, which may be much harder to achieve.)

    Ah, well, TMI…

  32. 32.

    J R in WV

    July 15, 2016 at 11:10 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    You can buy white elastomeric paint designed to coat roofs in hot climates – like Tucson and Phoenix, which claims to reduce the temperature of your roof by like 15-20 degrees. That would make a real difference inside the house, probably for a couple of hundred dollars.

    You could hire a couple of illegals sidewalk contractors and buy 3 buckets of the roof goo and stealth that roof into white cool!

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