Republicans complaining that our country is divided. Also, arsonists complaining about fires.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 22, 2016
Trump 2016: Make America A Banana Republic Again
— Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) July 21, 2016
Trump's speech: 90 percent of it is trashing blacks, Muslims, and Latinos, then saying obama divides us "by race and color."
— Adam Servianski (@AdamSerwer) July 21, 2016
Republicans, as you watch Trump tonight, remember, whether or not you voted for him in the primaries, you built that.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 21, 2016
Things in this delegate gift tote bag include "Make America Great Again" hat, tiny fetus figurine, Kleenex. pic.twitter.com/iOAf8GpTxr
— Emma Dumain (@Emma_Dumain) July 21, 2016
(What — no hand lotion?)
1st question at 1st GOP debate (in Cleveland!) was who’d pledge to support the GOP nominee. All but Trump! #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/gK8NZgkfhL
— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) July 21, 2016
Adam L Silverman
Based on her speech so far, methinks Ivanka will be playing the potential pseudo-First Lady from here on out.
Hal
By glob this speech is boring as shit.
gogol's wife
@Hal:
How’s her delivery?
gf120581
@Adam L Silverman: Before that happens, someone doublecheck Sasha and Malia’s speeches.
Adam L Silverman
Not sure why she thinks pay equality is a winner with this audience though.
Walker
I see that Adam blinked and pulled his Bigfoot.
Jeffro
@Hal: it’s not boring, it is the longest stream of disingenuous bullshit I have ever heard on an American political party’s convention stage… Outright lies delivered by a true believing Barbie
Baud
@Adam L Silverman: I was rooting for her as Veep.
Villago Delenda Est
@Adam L Silverman: As long as the wages for blah men are lowered to the same level as white women, the Rethugs don’t have a problem with it.
Jeffro
” when you have my father in your corner you will never again have to worry about being let down ”
Truly magical powers this Donald
Adam L Silverman
@gogol’s wife: Actually she’s very, very good. Better than anyone in her family so far, including her dad on the stump and at debates.
MomSense
@Adam L Silverman:
Same for paid maternity leave or affordable childcare.
Misterpuff
Ivanka pivoting for her father.
Unfortunately for Drumpf, he is following her and will reverse pivot within 30 seconds
dmsilev
So, how is Trump going to make his entrance? He did the smoke machine bit already, so that’s out. Lowered from the ceiling on a trapeze?
Adam L Silverman
@Walker: I wasn’t sure when AL’s post was set to go up, only that she was editing. So I wanted to make sure we had a clean post for this. Once I saw she’d hit publish just before I did, it made sense to pull mine.
Baud
Lots of references to towers.
MomSense
Only one little anecdote and not very warm or funny. Weird.
Corner Stone
@Adam L Silverman: She still has said nothing about DJT, the man, the father, the human.
hilts
@Hal:
Watching Ivanka’s speech is a good cure for insomnia.
NotMax
Make note of the different lectern which will be there when Donald speaks, with a gold stripe in the same shape as that of the wings of the symbol for radioactive.
Villago Delenda Est
@Jeffro: “You’ll be thrown down and left to your own devices, losers!”
Mary G
They didn’t pay her speechwriter much.
PsiFighter37
Trump most qualified to run an $18 trillion economy? Lulz…I can’t believe Ivanka actually believes that…
scav
I thought real women were only concerned about what their husband’s paycheck was and Donnie was going to take care of that for them?
Corner Stone
God fucking dammit. FYWP.
Jeffro
As I remember mentioning after 2012 , The GOP was going to at least learn to describe the problems accurately … The problem as always is they have the same old solutions
Here we have Ivanka correctly describing a number of issues that matter to Democratic voters and calling it brave new solutions… But that’s all they are is descriptions of the problem and a reassurance that Trump will magically solve it all
Corner Stone
FUCK YOU FUCKING WORD PRESS.
Mai.naem.mobile
@Adam L Silverman: she’s really really good lying in speeches.
Villago Delenda Est
@Adam L Silverman: You’d be a total FAIL as an RNC operative, you know that, right, with this “makes sense” stuff.
Adam L Silverman
@Misterpuff: the leaks on the speech are that its a redo of Pat Buchanan’s convention speech, but without the religion. That’s provided he doesn’t throw it out and ad lib it.
Hal
@gogol’s wife: Think of being in new employee orientation when company suck ups tell you how lucky you are to work for them.
Adam L Silverman
Well that wasn’t a creepy hand placement after he kissed her.
dmsilev
Just walked on. Lame.
NotMax
What, no escalator?
PsiFighter37
LOL look at that big Trump on the screen.
And the heroic music!
Emma
@Adam L Silverman: Yeah. Wife, what wife?
Villago Delenda Est
@Jeffro: A wave of the wand and a “wingardium leviosa” will do the trick, I’m sure.
gogol's wife
@Hal:
Eww.
Misterpuff
The Donald ‘s cinematic soundtrack. What is this The Oscars?
MomSense
Is Melania wearing the same dress she wore for her speech?
NotMax
Hm. Kids applauding, but Melania is not.
dmsilev
@Emma: Sorry, the correct question is ‘which wife’.
Adam L Silverman
@Corner Stone: rescued!
Anne Laurie
@Adam L Silverman: Yeah, it’s hard to get into the appropriate level of savage mockery on a post where the Blogmaster is talking about sad deaths and happy apprentices!
PsiFighter37
That ‘USA, USA” out of Trump sounded a bit low energy, amirite?
Mai.naem.mobile
Everytime I hear people chanting ‘Trump Trump Trump’ it reminds me of Monty Pythons ‘Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam’
Adam L Silverman
@Villago Delenda Est: I’m going to work that out as a compliment.
NotMax
@MomSense
Different shmata, similar color. Also doesn’t fit well, noticeable bunching up in the long shots of her walking.
Adam L Silverman
I can’t tell, but I think he’s winging it. This should be fun!
dmsilev
I think he’s off-script already. Who had 1 minute in the betting pool?
PsiFighter37
Anyone have any idea how closely Trump is following the script so far?
Bill E Pilgrim
That’s so great. With the hand gestures he managed to turn accepting a Presidential nomination into something that looked more like Ron Popiel selling kitchen gadgets.
Bodacious
Holy Cow! “Equal Pay For Equal Work”
Wonder how the party of NOT is going to eat that.
Sort of hawking Dem platform
SiubhanDuinne
Seriously, he put his hands on her hips? I’m far from the first person to note this, but there is some major creep and yuck going on in that family.
dr. bloor
@dmsilev: Skydiving Elvises will be involved.
MomSense
@NotMax:
She has two dresses with elbow flounces? Please tell me true isn’t going to become a thing.
dmsilev
@Adam L Silverman: The bit about the vote count wasn’t in the script. So, first paragraph we’re already off-script.
Frankensteinbeck
@Adam L Silverman:
I would love him to improvise. Let millions of people’s first introductions be listening to his repetitive, incoherent repetitions of ‘the best.’ I think he’ll stay on course. Team Hillary has been avoiding pushing his ‘deranged fury’ buttons for the last week or so.
Anoniminous
This has to be the creepiest AND stupidest thing I’ve ever seen a politician pull on national TV.
NotMax
Let’s hear it for being incorrect!
gogol's wife
@Anoniminous:
My Gawd, tell me that’s a spoof.
dmsilev
@PsiFighter37: So far, just one divergence. So far.
MomSense
@Bill E Pilgrim:
Also too I think his suits are larger making his hands look even smaller. Maybe henhouse have tapered his cuffs a bit more.
ETA. Henhouse?? Ok auto correct. He should
Hal
America is crime ridden? Who knew? Oh, and USA USA USA.
dmsilev
@gogol’s wife: Sorry, it’s real. What, you were expecting tasteful understatement?
gogol's wife
@MomSense:
“henhouse”? Is that autocorrect or just some new slang I don’t know?
NotMax
Nixon 2.0.
schrodinger's cat
How much lies is coming out his mouth?
FlyingToaster
@MomSense: It probably will become a thing, especially in the star-fucker class, but the rest of us can cheerfully ignore it.
And mock them for wearing it.
Bill E Pilgrim
Obama is President of Chicago?
SFAW
Although my brother disagrees, I think Trump’s going to try to mainstream it. He’ll throw out some red meat, but mostly he’ll treat the speech as if he’s speaking to rational humans..
I really, REALLY hope I am wrong about this, and I know I’m susceptible to over-worrying about shit like this. But given the media’s complicity and willingness to help install the next dictator, I’m not so sure about the “over”-worrying part.
dmsilev
The number of people killed in Chicago over the last 8 years has increased by about 400 between this afternoon and just now.
rikyrah
Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein 2m2 minutes ago
If Leni Riefenstahl were alive, Trump would hire her to film this speech. Then not pay her.
Doug R
@Baud: The two towers and the eye of Sauron?
Anoniminous
@gogol’s wife:
What dmsilev said.
Quinerly
@MomSense:
I read an article about how the one from the other night sold out immediately. It was original marketed as a wedding dress. Around $2900.
Adam L Silverman
Here’s the transcript of the released version in case you want to follow along and see where he goes off script:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/read-trump-rnc-speech-leaked
MomSense
@gogol’s wife:
Trump tower full of chickens would be awesome, though.
Emma
@MomSense: If she’s wearing Roksanda Ilincic again, it’s quite possible. The woman makes pretty clothes but once in a while breaks out with sleeve-itis.
hovercraft
So the entire speech is a recitation of terrible stats and stories about America. This is so uplifting.
Theron Ware
tRump is really pulling a lot of statistics out of his arse!
BR
Is he actually reading? Similar to previous teleprompter speeches?
Renie
Is he pulling these stats out of his ass?
Misterpuff
Drumpf’s Kryptonite is the TelePrompter.
Obama has a huge grin right now.
Don’s loosing his audience…..
dmsilev
He’s starting to waver from the script. Not much so far, but….
Helen
He’s gonna bore them with all the numbers. They want red meat.
Doug R
@Mai.naem.mobile: Just replace “Spam” with “Trump”. It really works and it helps keep me sane.
Emma
@Anoniminous: Is that for real?
Grumpy Code Monkey
He really is going the full Buchanan. Oh my God.
PsiFighter37
Wonder who Trump thinks is responsible for infrastructure funding not getting done…
Mnemosyne
@Bill E Pilgrim:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
dmsilev
@PsiFighter37: ‘Thinks’?
Adam L Silverman
@dmsilev: He’s on the edge of going off the edge.
Anoniminous
@Emma:
Yup
David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch
This is really low energy
Corner Stone
LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP
gogol's wife
@Emma:
Apparently so.
Dear God, do not let this person be elected President of the United States. Dear Lord, I humbly beseech you to spare the United States of America this terrible fate. Thy will be done, but please don’t blow it. Amen.
Quinerly
He’s doing that funny breathing/snorting thing. No as bad as recent speeches but when it starts, it doesn’t stop.
Major Major Major Major
Phew. And I was worried this was going to be a pivot when Ivanka was talking!
lamh35
David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch
Bill E Pilgrim
He’s actually really terrible at this. Funny.
In the debates where he could just toss out tasteless taunts that made him seem to have a certain noxious strength, at least to his supporters. Without that and having to keep up a continuous string of sentences it’s weirdly energy-less, awkward and flat.
Ridnik Chrome
This, more than anything else, infuriates me. It infuriates me that they get away with it. If there was any justice in the universe, anyone committing that level of deliberate falsehood would spontaneously combust right where they stood…
debbie
All week, he’s been sniffing like a coke head.
Ella in New Mexico
@Adam L Silverman: and that is creepy on so many levels. Yuuuuuck.
gogol's wife
@lamh35:
Amen.
Mary G
He’s adding a lot of absolutely.
Renie
Now he’s rewriting history.
PsiFighter37
@Corner Stone: It really is appalling that no one on the Republican side has thought to say this is over the line. The only person I’ve heard even mutter anything to the effect of it not being appropriate is Jeff Flake.
JPL
It’s so nice to read the comments rather than have to watch him.
cmorenc
Der Furhrer Trump leading the mass rally at Nuremberg.
Mnemosyne
@schrodinger’s cat:
All of it, Katie.
Adam L Silverman
I’m amazed he didn’t join the “lock her up” chant.
Emma
@gogol’s wife: Feels like we should have an ongoing novena, doesn’t it?
Major Major Major Major
That’s a whole lot of delegates not applauding or moving at the “death, destruction, terrorism, weakness” line
Gin & Tonic
@Anoniminous: Here you go.
MomSense
@debbie:
Seriously what is up with all the snorting and sniffling?
gogol's wife
@Emma:
I’m about to slaughter a chicken over here.
NotMax
“Egypt was turned over to”
No, there was an election.
SiubhanDuinne
Death, destruction, terrorism and weakness.
Well, that was an anticlimactic litany.
rikyrah
@algiordano
Look at this disgusting man on stage, listen to his words, contemplate what he would foment in power, and stop being so precious.
Misterpuff
ME f*ed up = Killary umm Bush, Bush, BUSH!
Oh and Hils is weak, weak, WEAK!
lamh35
said it the other day I’ll say it again…this is nothing more than a Klan rally
Mary G
@lamh35: Sometimes your nyms is lamh35 and sometimes it it is lamh36, or am I seeing things?
the Conster, la Citoyenne
Trump’s ufavorables in New York City polled today are 73%. Meaning 27% are psychopaths. But we knew that.
Major Major Major Major
@NotMax: no no. It was turned over to the Muslim Brotherhood. The military had to “take it back.”
You don’t seem to understand how these things work.
Bill E Pilgrim
@Mnemosyne: :)
PsiFighter37
RESPECK MAH AUTHORITAY!
dmsilev
‘The respect that we deserve’. That wasn’t in the script.
Emma
@gogol’s wife: I’m tempted to join you.
SiubhanDuinne
His face is as red as the stripes on all those flags. Is he going to stroke out in front of us? That would be kinda interesting….
Omnes Omnibus
@Ella in New Mexico: You want creepy? I got creepy.
Gin & Tonic
@PsiFighter37: George Will has publicly disassociated himself from the party.
Corner Stone
@Adam L Silverman: He would have if he could have drawn a breath to speak it out loud. The man is sick.
Renie
Trump’s camp put out a speech transcript with footnotes to back up what he’s saying. I’m sure most of the sources are right wing media.
Misterpuff
America First!
We get cuts at the UN lunchroom because we are The Beautiful Americans.
The rest of the world : LOSERS
Major Major Major Major
@PsiFighter37: LAW aaaaand ORDAH
Quinerly
@SiubhanDuinne:
I could dig.
dmsilev
“No prosperity without LAW AND ORDER”
Fuck. He really is going full authoritarianism.
TriassicSands
I’m listening to the speech (I can’t watch Trump) and I’m terrified. I’m almost certain that an illegal alien, radical jihadist Muslim from Mexico is going to break into my house and kill me any second.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What a terrible speech. What a terrible public speaker.
debbie
@MomSense:
I also hate the way he says Latinos. La, la, la with his fingers in his ears.
Vor
I didn’t realize we lived in a dystopian hellhole. Notice he hasn’t said HOW any of the magic improvement will be done. I didn’t realize the Green Lantern Theory applied to domestic policy too.
Adam L Silverman
I believe I may have mentioned something about Trump’s overarching strategic message being “We will be treated fairly. Or else…”
cmorenc
Trump equates being a belligerent asshole is the epitome of having and projecting strength.
Mnemosyne
@cmorenc:
Fortunately for all of us, Trump hasn’t been able to hire anyone as talented as Riefenstahl. The best he can do is a set designer from WWE.
cmorenc
Trump equates being a belligerent asshole to the epitome of having and projecting strength.
debbie
How soon til the first debate?
rikyrah
@lamh35:
TELL IT!!
Major Major Major Major
@cmorenc: it’s the Trump Doctrine: “Fuck me? Fuck YOU!”
scav
Why am I suddenly laughing so hard at his frog mouth, big nose and mouth stuck in the giant U
PsiFighter37
Trump is braying his entire speech into the mic. How does anyone think this would swing any voters except for a few bedwetters?
the Conster, la Citoyenne
@dmsilev:
He’s projecting. He means the respect that he didn’t get from Obama who publicly humiliated him at the WHCD. That’s all this whole thing has ever been about.
NotMax
Keeps forgetting to cross the arms along with the Mussolini nod.
MomSense
@Omnes Omnibus:
Oh gross.
RandomMonster
@dmsilev:
Both the “Law and Order” meme and the “no more humiliation”. It’s Fascism 101.
gogol's wife
@scav:
It would be hilarious if I weren’t shaking in my boots.
Remember them making fun of Obama for the Greek columns?
Adam L Silverman
@Omnes Omnibus: She was referring to my calling that hand placement out. We’re all tracking on the same creepy!
SiubhanDuinne
@Omnes Omnibus:
That’s what I was talking about at @SiubhanDuinne. Glad someone grabbed a picture; I was beginning to wonder if I had imagined it.
Felonius Monk
@Ridnik Chrome:
I think he farted a couple of times, but nobody had any matches.
Anoniminous
Either we are looking at the end of the GOP, in its current incarnation, as a national party
XOR
We are looking at the beginning of the rise of a Fascist authoritarian state.
This shit is beyond snark and into frightening.
dmsilev
WTF is going on?
Mary G
Andrew is calming down. He says it’s not as good in the hall as it is on paper.
Joel
@MomSense: maybe he has a habit?
cmorenc
This is absolutely terrifying to watch – you’re looking at the end of this country as we know it if Trump wins – that’s an authoritarian bully if I ever saw one.
Major Major Major Major
That “how good are our police” thing was a brilliant redirect. Wow.
JPL
@PsiFighter37: The nation is filled with a lot of bed wetters. Remember the reaction to the Ebola virus.
lamh35
ugh that embrace with trump and ivanka..
Adam L Silverman
And we have a protestor. Lets see if she makes it out alive?
Matt McIrvin
@PsiFighter37: Gee, who ELSE liked to do that?
Adam L Silverman
@SiubhanDuinne: This is what I mentioned in comment 36.
Gin & Tonic
@SiubhanDuinne: I have a daughter Ivanka’s age. She is very fit and, objectively, very attractive. Needless to say I don’t hold her like that. Creepy is an inadequate adjective.
PsiFighter37
@lamh35: Ugh
Adam L Silverman
@Joel: Its been alleged that he’s got a diet pill problem.
http://gawker.com/rumor-doctor-prescribes-donald-trump-cheap-speed-1782901680
smintheus
Trump faces the same problem Sarah Palin
facedavoided like the plague: to show why he’s fit for the office and persuade doubters of it.How’s he doing so far? I can’t bear to watch.
Misterpuff
Who is that smug Jeb-lookalike MFer we keep seeing?
divF
@Gin & Tonic: Noah-Cross-in-Chinatown territory.
debbie
@lamh35:
That’s Ailes-level creepy.
BR
@Adam L Silverman:
What’s the likelihood the “protestor” is real and not staged?
scav
@gogol’s wife: If we only laughed at things when we knew everything would go well at the end, we’d never get the exercise. Nothing to do at this point, and neither the columns or the Froggy U are deeply meaningful (as much as they tried to squeeze deep meaning into the columns).
Adam L Silverman
@BR: She’s one of the Code Pink folks. My guess is she’s legit. Josh Marshall says its Medea Benjamin.
BlueDWarrior
So Hillary Clinton is both the source of all evil and a puppet of the evil Jew Bankers… I mean the Globalist Elite.
It’s nice to see they are adapting their programs used on Obama to them, I guess…
Villago Delenda Est
@Adam L Silverman: It was intended that way! :D
dmsilev
Wavering off script a bit more now. God help us, we’re only about halfway through this.
PsiFighter37
I wonder what all the free-trader GOP types think of the wholesale bashing of any kind of trade. Probably nothing, since they are soulless.
BR
@Adam L Silverman:
Yeah, but why would she be there in the first place? They could have easily not given her access.
gf120581
This speech should kill any remaining shred of hope Reince, Paulie, and the rest have that Trump will “moderate.” He won’t. He can’t.
Bill E Pilgrim
“Yaaay!!! Bernie San….. wait, what?”
The most confused clapping you’ve ever heard.
debbie
@Adam L Silverman:
They’re not working.
Adam L Silverman
@BR: She has an amazing ability to get tickets to everything.
divF
@BlueDWarrior: Evil has a profound lack of imagination. From “Rootless Cosmopolites” in early 50’s Russia to “Globalist Elite” today.
Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap
BTW, Bernie is tweeting right now, you can see some over at Gawker.
Adam L Silverman
@debbie: He doesn’t take them for that.
Princess
So, what are the odds he is all strung out on cocaine while he is delivering this speech?
Major Major Major Major
“He will bring the same level of competence he brought to Indiana…”
I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!
MomSense
Oh no. Here we go.
NotMax
The esses now sound as if his dentures are loose.
lamh35
Bill Kristol on Twitter!
Mary G
@dmsilev: You can tell he wants to go off script, but he keeps pulling himself back.
Major Major Major Major
RESTOAH LAW and OHDAH
dmsilev
So, umm, will the networks cut away at 11 Eastern? Cause that’s only ten minutes from now, and this atrocity has a long ways to go yet.
Rommie
C’mon, those people had to put up with the Near Sheriff for 8 freaking years, and now a Clinton Woman is looking for four more of them? By gum, Trump will put a stop to this horror show! Good White Christian Male America is at stake here.
Misterpuff
Buh leave Me! Buh leave ME!
Renie
so much for pivoting for the general election; he’s like a raving maniac up there
dmsilev
@lamh35: That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve read all day.
NotMax
The MSM will now universally jump aboard the Pivot Express, except even they know it is not and he will revert to form in a less structured setting.
amk
@lamh35: looks like billy boy has reached the acceptance stage.
cmorenc
“I AM THE LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE” (and the violent disorder is because of the racial divisiveness of this Administration.
scav
@dmsilev: I’d imagine he’ll totally push it: he wants them to heel.
MomSense
He is so like a Bond villain.
Anoniminous
@lamh35:
Well that is it: it’s a total & complete bomb
Timurid
Just start screaming “WHITE POWER” already…
NotMax
Coming soon: Trump Cocoons, to keep you protected, to keep you safe.
Misterpuff
This Fall on NBC The newest L&O franchise Law & Order: Special Drumpf Victims Unit
Old Dan and Little Anne
This gives Hillary good material. Fuck drumph.
cmorenc
Be scared, VERY SCARED but the orange-haired strongman will protect you if you vote for him.
Villago Delenda Est
@NotMax: The vermin of the Village are so very predictable.
hovercraft
@dmsilev:
No they’ll stay with him till the end, but he’s running late, bet they wish they hadn’t wasted all that time earlier.
Major Major Major Major
“LGBTQ”?
Sounds like political correctness to me.
Grumpy Code Monkey
YOU WILL BE SAFE.
PsiFighter37
Not sure the GOP cares about LGBT folks….tough pitch there, Donald.
Matt McIrvin
The LGM commenters are way, way more scared of this speech than you all are.
Mai.naem.mobile
His right side upper check looks like maybe it was bruised and they tried covering it with make up. Wonder if Melanoma through a faux gold paper mache vase at him for the plagiarized speech.
PsiFighter37
So Trump says he will protect LGBT folks from ISIS? Right…
dmsilev
He’ll protect them against _foreign_ terrorists, but the domestic ones?
scav
@cmorenc:
And you keep up with the contributions he’ll be carefully checking up on.
debbie
Ha! He’ll save LGBT from hateful foreign elements, but not from the GOP platform!
SiubhanDuinne
He says LG BTQ as if he were doing an old cigarette commercial. “LS MFT.”
gogol's wife
@SiubhanDuinne:
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
amk
nsfw. parental love.
hovercraft
You millions of dems please put your hands up and be counted. Go on show of hands.
Old Dan and Little Anne
We’re going to win fast!
PsiFighter37
We’re going to win FAST
WTF does that even mean?!
Absolute insanity
dmsilev
That last bit was ad-libbed.
Ridnik Chrome
@PsiFighter37: His own damned running mate hates their guts.
Marcion
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show…
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I’ve got some bad news for you sunshine,
Jeb isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent me along, as a surrogate man
We’re gonna find out where you fans really stand!
Are there any queers at the convention tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Muslim!
And that one’s a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I’d have all of them shot!
NotMax
@Major Major Major Major
Shall “protect them” from “hateful” ideology.
Such as evangelicals?
Major Major Major Major
He’s going to gather the best intelligence.
seaboogie
@SiubhanDuinne: I was going with reading the chart at the eye doctor. Since he said it twice, I pictured the Doc saying “Is this one better, or is this one better after switching lenses. It sounded familiar because I actually did visit my eye doctor this week.
dmsilev
NATO obsolete. He’s off-script now.
Adam L Silverman
I’ve figured out the breathing and funky jaw movement thing. As someone who’s done martial arts for over 30 years I would put good money on the fact that he’s been badly beaten or was in a bad accident that did significant damage to his face at some point. His nose has been broken, what we’re hearing is a badly deviated septum and if you look at him straight on, the tip of his nose is slightly angled to the left. And the jaw movement is of someone who has had their jaw badly dislocated and it wasn’t reset properly. And I say that as someone who has had his jaw badly dislocated. I think this is also why his face looks so much different, despite the age and weight gain, from when he was younger.
Mary G
And, he’s off script and back on
hovercraft
The speech is too negative and his delivery sucks. Fat boy looks bored.
cmorenc
Bare-knuckles nationalism, with accents of xenophobia and bigotry.
magurakurin
I just sent a c note to Clinton. Everyone should send what they can as often as they can. This shit is scary now.
PsiFighter37
Comes back to banning immigration…
gogol's wife
@hovercraft:
Who’s fat boy?
NotMax
Hm. No huffing and puffing about the military?
He wouldn’t be clueless enough to leave that out as Romney did. Or would he?
Misterpuff
Letting The Beast Out!
Seig Hil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Oh the crowd wasn’t shouting that?
Peale
@Adam L Silverman: perhaps not paying debts had consequences?
Major Major Major Major
@magurakurin: I heard she has unlimited Wall Street money from her evil Wall Street donor speech fundraisers.
dmsilev
“Love our people” really shouldn’t be screamed out.
Grumpy Code Monkey
And now we’re going to close the borders.
patroclus
He’s pivoting all right – from merely a proto-Fascist to an out-and-out Fascist. This is even worse than his primary speeches.
seaboogie
Why do I feel like the balloons waiting in the rafters for the big drop are getting droopy and shriveling up? A bunch of really, really depressed balloons….
hovercraft
@gogol’s wife:
We call him Fat Boy here in Jersey, Christie.
NotMax
“an immigration system that works for the American people”
Make slavery great again?
schrodinger's cat
550% increase in refugees? WTF? It always comes down to immigrant bashing, doesn’t it?
MattF
@Peale: Mob ties? Nice face you got there, Mr. Trump.
sukabi
@schrodinger’s cat all of them Katie
Trentrunner
@Adam L Silverman: Given his hair scalp surgery (pain for which was “why” he raped Ivana), I’m more convinced that he’s had botched plastic surgery.
I’m fairly sure l’il Donald hasn’t ever been in a real fight.
Major Major Major Major
He could also just have a deviated septum and be fat.
Davis X. Machina
@Adam L Silverman: That sort of indutrial injury is common in the ‘building trades’ in the ‘tri-state area’ due to certain work in ‘accounts payable’
MattF
@schrodinger’s cat: Data is Trump’s nemesis.
MomSense
@Adam L Silverman:
Could it be plastic surgery?
seaboogie
@magurakurin:
If you are following up on Clinton’s tweet to “chip in a dollar” for every lie in Trump’s speech, you might need to up your contribution.
Doug R
@JPL: Yeah, but Ebola was in a mid term
Misterpuff
Why doesn’t he just say ” No new people of color until The Whites catch up again. And White People Get Busy and make some damn babies. We are giving away out country!”
Jack Fish
From somewhere in hell, Hitler’s telling him to tone in down.
Mnemosyne
@Matt McIrvin:
Didn’t BiP resurface in the comments over there after we got tired of his schtick over here?
Adam L Silverman
@Peale: @Trentrunner: @Major Major Major Major: @Davis X. Machina: @MomSense: My guess is it was a bad accident, probably from mid life crisis risk taking. Car or motorcycle or something similar. When you have that massive amount of damage its hard to get everything even with the best doctors. Just look at Mark Hamill before and after his accident and facial reconstruction.
Mai.naem.mobile
@Trentrunner: I wouldn’t be surprised if he got beaten up at military school or even by some partner/money lender/stiffed contractor.
dmsilev
Fuck, he really did say “catch and release”.
Renie
THE WALL
SiubhanDuinne
@gogol’s wife:
Yup, that’s it.
Omnes Omnibus
@Matt McIrvin: I blame threaded comments. And Obama.
magurakurin
@seaboogie: I gotta say, they must have took some pointers from Amazon, because eventhough I’m an “American Abroad” after my first donation all the others are just one click.
Renie
SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!!
NotMax
Already 15 minutes past the scheduled time for the balloon drop.
gogol's wife
Has he reached his peroration yet? I’m getting tired!
Run, Lillian!
Just started recurring donations to Hils. This is just frightful.
Felonius Monk
I think Hitler was pretty long winded, also.
debbie
The way Trump puffs himself up a bit and raises his chin when he pauses between statements mirrors Hitler’s.
Bill E Pilgrim
He’s really like a beer-soaked bar top given the power of speech.
Like the voice of every loud mouth who ever held forth over one somewhere in Long Island soaked into the wood and distilled into a human being.
Aleta
So book your hotel rooms today for Jan 20 at my new Trump Old PO Trump Trump Hotel.
gogol's wife
@magurakurin:
Yes, it’s easy, and everyone who can afford it should start donating now.
BR
I’m thinking (from not even watching this) that the best takedown will be a parody sketch of him. Something simple where you have someone acting as Trump saying all sorts of scary sounding things and you do lots of jokey sound effects of scary sounds and music and have him sweating and crazier every time you pan over him, and such. I’m sure there’s some comedic gold in there.
hovercraft
Now he’s using the Brexit scare talk, immigrants will steal your jobs, schools and hospitals.
dmsilev
@NotMax: Still a good ways to go based on the script.
PsiFighter37
Make our country rich again!
Major Major Major Major
@Aleta: how much to stay in the Lincoln bedroom?
Anoniminous
I’m bailing on the speech. I can’t listen anymore.
Felonius Monk
@Bill E Pilgrim:
That’s somewhat questionable. Maybe a humanoid form, but still a great orange blob.
rikyrah
Jill Biden @JillBidenVeep 38m38 minutes ago
My thoughts and prayers are with the fact checkers. #RNCinCLE
Adam L Silverman
@BR: Something like this perhaps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_LWNHpejhM
Mary G
There’s still a lot left. I’m a almost done with him.
Adam L Silverman
@hovercraft: Where do you go to fence a school or hospital? I’ve seen some strange things on Pawn Stars, but never a school or a hospital.
dmsilev
@rikyrah: Hey, Trump is creating jobs!
lamh36
So which unauthorized song is he gonna go out to?
How long is this darn speech
Emma
@rikyrah: OOOH, way to go Doctor Biden!
Mnemosyne
@Adam L Silverman:
Totally random, but until I saw “American Graffiti” and “Star Wars” relatively close together, I didn’t realize how great Hamill’s vocal impersonation of Richard Dreyfuss was. No wonder he ended up going into voice work.
D58826
Well I’m convinced that the USA is a hellhole. Tomorrow I’m going to volunteer to be one of the astronauts picked for the Mars mission. (snark)
dmsilev
@lamh36: Another ~2 pages to go.
Omnes Omnibus
@Anoniminous: I managed about five minutes. He’s appalling.
Joel
@Marcion: Surprised that the Wall references haven’t been following Trump all down the campaign trail.
patroclus
He keeps repeating himself and amping it up to 11 – trade bad, immigrants bad, Clinton bad, trade terrible, immigrants are killers, Clinton should be locked up, trade will end our country, immigrants will kill you, Clinton is evil, trade will destroy our freedoms, immigrants will murder your children, Clinton is diabolical.
schrodinger's cat
@Anoniminous: I gave up about 15 minutes ago.
Aleta
Mnemosyne
@rikyrah:
I love Dr. Jill. I hope she and Mrs. Obama find more projects to work on together after January of next year.
Adam L Silverman
@Mnemosyne: He’s amazing.
NickM
@BR: I agree and was thinking the same thing. If someone could show him as a manic, preening lunatic who says whatever crazy thing pops into his mind, feels up his daughter and tries to lick his VP onstage I could see it being very funny. He’s so inflated he’s ripe for being deflated rapidly.
seaboogie
For some reason, watching this spectacle, I was moved to look up the definition of Dadaism….
Yep – sounds about right.
PsiFighter37
He’s basically screaming into the mic at this point. Surprised there is not more spittle flying
rikyrah
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@AdamSerwer
Trump’s speech: 90 percent of it is trashing blacks, Muslims, and Latinos, then saying obama divides us “by race and color.”
Anne Laurie
@BR:
Because MBenjamin’s become a fashion accessory for the RWNJs. Look at our opposition, crazy lib lady flashing her titties & wailing about ‘warmongers’!!!
Major Major Major Major
The BEST currency manipulators.
He kind of lost the plot there…
lamh36
@dmsilev: God… No
rikyrah
Steve Contorno ✔ @scontorno
Trump has mentioned almost none of the policy ideas Ivanka mentioned, but many have been repeatedly rejected by the GOP Congress. #RNCinCLE
NotMax
@Adam L. Silverman
“Psst. Hey, buddy. Yeah, you. Special today only, buy the Brooklyn Bridge and we’ll throw in Bellevue for only additional shipping and handling.”
Anoniminous
@Omnes Omnibus:
I prefer my Fascism in the original.
BR
@NickM:
Yeah, I think that could be a totally separate line of parody.
I think the fear has to be parodied by itself though — when you parody fear properly, it can be really effective — Trump will look ridiculous, which of course he can’t stand.
Adam L Silverman
Laffer Curve! Drink!
eric
@rikyrah: *golf clap*
lamh36
@Mary G: my Iphone has lamh35 I believe, but with same email…so …I’d like to change it every year (it was based on my b-day) but don’t feel like having FP delete previous profile or whatever.
Misterpuff
Trump is a trickle-downer.
Some populist – same old, same old GOP financial/tax BS
Miss Bianca
@Mary G: That’s funny, usually the original German goes over better in the hall than on paper…
Matt McIrvin
@Joel:
Well, I’ve been making ’em.
Peale
@BR: or run the speech against a backdrop of, say, people of diverse backgrounds actually getting along. No one getting shot. Peaceful, clean parks. You know. Reality.
rikyrah
Josh Marshall ✔ @joshtpm
Trump is leaving with us: We suck and we live in a horrific national hell hole.
9:55 PM – 21 Jul 2016
Grumpy Code Monkey
BELIEVE ME.
dmsilev
‘Trillions and trillions’.
Somewhere, the shade of Carl Sagan just sighed.
Princess
Okay, #ImwithHer
Just donated for the first time. Ante up, everyone.
Major Major Major Major
the TSA, lol
? Martin
Told you this was better in the original German…
Timurid
@Princess:
Guess I’ll have to… In Louisiana my actual vote aint gonna do shit…
Dadadadadadada
Outrageous to hear him complain about student debt. Was Trump University run by some other Trump?
hovercraft
@Adam L Silverman:
Out in suburbia they fetch a pretty good price.
amk
so, all hateful rhetoric and zero substance thus far? have the librul msnbc nitwits started drooling over the style yet?
magurakurin
@Princess:
yep. She needs a money bomb tonight people.
rikyrah
John Dingell ✔ @JohnDingell
Just drop the damn balloons already.
John Dingell ✔ @JohnDingell
This guy reads slower than I walk.
10:12 PM – 21 Jul 2016
MomSense
@Anoniminous:
They even look alike.
Rommie
@Princess: Yup – time to chip in. I’m going to lose the money anyway if Herr Trump wins, since I am an Evil Public Servant, Stealing all the Tax!
patroclus
We’re gonna rebuild our military and everyone else is going to pay for it. LOL
dmsilev
OK, this is off-script again.
Bill E Pilgrim
My plan has the most tremendous, really phenomenal points…
rikyrah
Ben Adler ✔ @badler
Don’t presidential nominees usually lay out their policy proposals? This is all just hating on Obama and Clinton #RNCinCLE
9:35 PM – 21 Jul 2016
TriassicSands
Trump:
A unicorn in every pot; a unicorn in every garage. Unicorns for everyone. Free unicorns. Great unicorns. ISIS slaying unicorns. The greatest unicorns ever.
danielx
Bringing the crazy! Likely has those who voted for Trump in the primaries frothing at the mouth; wonder if he’ll bite the head off a live bat.
magurakurin
@Rommie:
Exactly. If nothing else, I see my contributions as a selfish act to protect my little stock portfolio which will go up in flames if this asshole wins.
BR
@Peale:
That would be excellent as well. To make it even more appealing for the non-political folks, you don’t even have to go out of the way to make it showing off diversity. Just something as simple as people playing in the park with their kids and dogs or whatever with Trump’s narrative over it.
There’s lots of parody potential. I hope comedy writers are working on it as we speak.
seaboogie
@rikyrah: I luvs me some John Dingell – just followed him on the twitters.
hovercraft
@schrodinger’s cat:
Well always wrong Bill Kristol said he thought it was playing well, so you know this is a disaster.
rikyrah
Michael Cohen @speechboy71
This is the bleakest, darkest, most fascistic speech I’ve ever heard delivered by an American politician
9:57 PM – 21 Jul 2016
SiubhanDuinne
“Our beloved Justice Scalia….”
O. M. G.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
@rikyrah:
I want to gay marry John Dingell. He is a national treasure and he’s been on fire for this whole shitshow.
Renie
Could there possibly be any intelligent people who really believe he can do any of the stuff he is talking about? Obviously the RWNJ believe but I hope most Americans aren’t this stupid.
Anne Laurie
@Adam L Silverman:
You sure it’s not just failed plastic surgery?
I can totally see Trump storming out on the surgeon(s) who told him he wasn’t a good candidate, that what he wanted was impossible, that it would be criminally risky to operate electively on someone of his age & weight. And then going to a shyster who promised him, sure, give him a free afternoon and next week Donald would look just like the young JFK, only more macho.
Other possibility for that deviated-septum issue: I’m told by reliable sources there was a lot of cocaine being sniffed in the ranks of NYC ‘society’ at the height of Trump’s playboy days…
sukabi
@Adam L Silverman: he’s always had on “odd” relationship with Ivanka.. all the pics of them together are “off” in a I wouldn’t leave my daughter, young or old, alone with him. And that was my impression long before the suit that alleges he raped a 13 yo girl…
? Martin
@Timurid: Don’t speak too soon. Trump is only +5 in Mississippi.
lamh36
Did he really mention the TSA?
Misterpuff
Drumpf shines up the NRA sheriff badge!
Mnemosyne
@Timurid:
You never know — you guys managed to get a (conservative) Democratic governor into office. At least Hillary is the right color for some of the Republican women to switch their vote once they’re inside the booth.
Even if the best you can do is convince a few people to vote Johnson over Trump, you will have done the Lord’s work.
amk
Josh Barro @jbarro 3h3 hours ago Cleveland, OH
The Republicans lining up with Trump now would’ve gone with Hitler in the 1930s, seeing his rise as an opportunity.
477 retweets 690 likes
TriassicSands
OMG! A chant of “Yes you will.” Instead of “Yes we can” a people-centered chant, we get “Yes you will!” an authoritarian leader-centered chant.
Oh, no! Hillary is going to take away my guns. She better not come for my bazooka.
Kissing a little evangelical ass. Sickening from such an amoral prick.
MattF
Lost the big-screen-in-a-bar crowd twenty minutes ago.
SiubhanDuinne
Okay, he was already throwing a kitchen sink’s worth of stuff around, but now the disposal is broken, the drain is blocked, the sink is overflowing, and the kitchen is flooding.
Bill E Pilgrim
Oddly boring and repetitive. I’m out….
SiubhanDuinne
Start believing. Clap for Tinkerbell.
Mnemosyne
@Princess:
I get a bonus soon (possibly as soon as next week). Debating how much goes each to Hillary, Vote Riders, and Americans for Responsible Solutions.
Ked
Good god this shitshow is still running.
Comrade Scrutinizer
@magurakurin: @Bill E Pilgrim:I’m in.
amk
LOLGOP @LOLGOP 6m6 minutes ago
I’ll say this for Trump: He’s convinced Republicans that government can fix everything.
dmsilev
Yeah, just a quick swap of country names and a translation into German, and it would fit quite well in the late 1920s and early 1930s.
NotMax
Will this convention result in a bump?
Yes.
But then, so do hives.
patroclus
This is just going on and on and on and on and on and on. Kind of reminds me of Fidel Castro.
MisterForkbeard
Well, @rikyrah: I think Republicans have finally figured out that no one likes their policy proposals, so the idea is to just blame literally everything on democrats and then promise to fix it.
seaboogie
On the plus side, the “Hitler Downfall” parody of this speech should be pretty entertaining – in a gallows humor sort of way…
hovercraft
@schrodinger’s cat:
Why the praise only for Ivanka and Melania? What about Tiffany, Uday and Qusay?
rikyrah
Elon James White @elonjames 3m3 minutes ago
Elon James White Retweeted Brendan Parson
M’fucka we can hear his words. WE ARE LITERALLY, NOT FIGURATIVELY, LITERALLY HEARING HIS WORDS.
Skerry
Just sent in a donation #ImWithHer
Mary G
Finally starting to wind down half an hour after primetime. I imagine his throat must be raw after all that shouting.
SenyorDave
I keep thinking when I read about the RNC convention (and occasionally torture myself by watching pieces of it) that what I really want is for the Democrats to run the most professional effin convention ever, keeping on task with specific policy proposals.
different-church-lady
@hovercraft:
I had to Google that just now to make sure it wasn’t from a Steely Dan song.
lamh36
SiubhanDuinne
@patroclus:
And wasn’t Hugo Chavez notorious for his long, boring, long speeches that were long?
lamh36
Dude forgot to mention poor Tiffany…smh
Adam L Silverman
@a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Aren’t you a woman? Why would you need to gay marry him?
rikyrah
Elon James White @elonjames 7m7 minutes ago
Obama made the argument for building shit and GOP fought him like he stole their PIN number to their ATM card. But Trump is great?
Ked
I’m NEVER going to wave my hands around when I talk again. ;_;
different-church-lady
@seaboogie: They can just run the speech verbatim.
magurakurin
@Timurid:
No, it matters. Every vote matters. The popular vote total doesn’t elect the president but it matters in terms of legitamacy. And if he is polling weaker in LA, then he has to spend precious time and money there. Vote. Vote proudly as dangerous and scary as that must be at times in LA. And know that you have my thanks and respect for being a Dem in enemy terrority. Voters like you are the true heroes in my opinion.
delk
Just donated.
Adam L Silverman
@Anne Laurie: I’m not a medical doctor. Just someone who’s punched his fair share of other people’s faces and been punched in his own as well. It would also explain the heavy orange pancake makeup to cover up scarring.
NotMax
Certainly appears he isn’t wearing a wedding ring.
gogol's wife
@SenyorDave:
Right. And I think there’s a good chance that that is what will happen. Clinton is a pro.
Adam L Silverman
@sukabi: Like I said: creepy.
dmsilev
Apparently this is the longest acceptance speech in the television era.
Shalimar
Was the written version really this damned long?
Adam L Silverman
@lamh36: Yep.
gogol's wife
@different-church-lady:
I’ll repeat from last night: “Das war ein Befehl!”
NickM
@NotMax: It’s his night off.
hovercraft
“I am your voice”, hell no you’re not.
Renie
Soon he will be like Fidel..going on and on and on
different-church-lady
@Adam L Silverman: The Supreme Court has settled this. Every American now has the constitutional right to be gay married.
NotMax
Whoops.
Didn’t say “and God bless America.”
Aleta
rikyrah
Elon James White @elonjames 59m59 minutes ago
You fucking cowards. The GOP are falling in line behind this dude. A liar. A racist. A sexist. And a crowd of predominately Whites cheer.
gogol's wife
@NotMax:
He’s done? Can I go to bed now?
MomSense
Did he touch his daughter more intimately than his wife?
Emma
@Renie: Soon?
hovercraft
Ladies and Gents your republican nominee Herr Drumphf, he wants to make Germany ahem America as great as it was in the 30’s
hilts
This speech was the Mt. Everest of unadulterated bullshit
Adam L Silverman
@rikyrah: Actually that got almost no applause from the crowd.
NotMax
Must have put the person at the balloon drop switch to sleep.
Definitely no wedding ring.
dmsilev
Done. That was not fun.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@SenyorDave: I keep thinking when I read about the RNC convention (and occasionally torture myself by watching pieces of it) that what I really want is for the Democrats to run the most professional effin convention ever, keeping on task with specific policy proposals.
Will it be Chuck Todd, Fournier or BoBo who says the Dem conventions is overly programmed, too focused on details and lacks the excitement of the Cleveland show?
mike in dc
Trump ruins another song for me.
Dadadadadadada
I can’t believe they went with this song for the outro.
gogol's wife
Just donated to Hilz. Felt good. Good night, everyone. Thanks for keeping me informed.
Villago Delenda Est
@gogol’s wife: Neadz Moar Caps.
Adam L Silverman
@MomSense: Yep.
dmsilev
@Shalimar:
Yep. He actually stayed pretty close to the leaked script.
PsiFighter37
@MomSense: Yes. Melania got the double cheek kiss but no waist grab.
MattF
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’ll be Chris Cillizza.
TriassicSands
@amk:
Nope. He’s convinced Republicans that a dictator can fix everything.
Shalimar
Interesting that Trump puts his hands on everyone else’s shoulders, including Melania.
Also, what the hell kind of song is this to end an acceptance speech?
gogol's wife
@Villago Delenda Est:
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!
NotMax
Worse than empty platitudes, it was an extended riff of empty shatitudes.
SiubhanDuinne
@dmsilev:
The NPR lady said it ran 73-74 minutes.
Davebo
You can’t always get what you want? Seriously?
Who’s the DJ for this gig?
Comrade Scrutinizer
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: All of them, Katie.
Dadadadadadada
And now it’s You Can’t Always Get What You Want. Especially if you’re Trump and want to be president. What he needs is a historic landslide loss.
Felonius Monk
There is now a large orange turd floating in America’s punch bowl.
SiubhanDuinne
Am I really hearing “You can’t always get what you want”?
If so, LOLOL
lamh36
eric
@SiubhanDuinne: must be compensating for something.
mike in dc
Bracing myself for Tweety rhetorically fellating Trump.
Dadadadadadada
I hope the Stones sue him as hard as he threatened to sue Univision. Only the Stones would actually have a case.
Misterpuff
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Ain’t that the truth. Go Hillary Go!
Aleta
Fake Republican orgasm
Grumpy Code Monkey
@Davebo: This is either master trolling, or supremely creepy.
Anoniminous
@Shalimar:
The Guardian has the speech as written and the extra bits he threw in CAPITALIZED if you want to read the damn thing.
Emma
@Dadadadadadada: What song?
Hold it. You can’t Always Get What You Want? For real?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@MattF: ah, good call– in my defense, he’s easy to forget
lamh36
didnt Rolling Stone already ask Trump camp NOT to use their song?
MomSense
@Adam L Silverman: @PsiFighter37:
He grabbed her arms, barely hugged her and then pushed her away. Now they are standing around clapping for themselves. This is so bizarre.
Oh and Keith Richards must be pissed right now. He almost knifed Trump BITD.
NotMax
Poor Barron. Tomorrow’s a school day.
Dadadadadadada
Barron Trump looks profoundly bored. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I kind of sympathize with him.
trnc
@gogol’s wife: Yup, me too. This is my second donation to her campaign. Felt especially good this time.
patroclus
That was really awful, but it gives me greater confidence that Clinton is going to win this. Although he’ll probably get a bounce because he’s unified the Republicans behind this swill. Luckily, the Democratic convention is next week and the bounce will probably be temporary.
Both Bill and Obama give hour long speeches (albeit not 74 minutes) but they modulate their tone, bringing the crowd up and then down and then back up again. This was just yelling from start to finish.
Matt McIrvin
@SiubhanDuinne: Republicans love that song; they think it’s scolding welfare moochers. Always appears on lists of Rock Songs That Are Okay For Conservatives.
West of the Rockies (been a while)
That one Trump boy of about 12 has a kind of dead eyed expression. Must be a privileged little poop.
Jeffro
Time for ACTION, people: headlines at CNN.com read
“Start Believing In Ourselves”, with a ‘breaking news’ top-of-screen scroll that reads, ‘Donald Trump: “My Pledge Reads, I’m with You, the American People” ‘
You must be kidding…that is beyond putting the best possible spin on this train wreck of a speech…
Oh me oh my…a certain cable news network is going to hear from me about this…what say you, folks?
Matt McIrvin
Also, anted up.
hovercraft
Tweety thinks it hit all the notes at the end. Ivanka was fabulous, Jon Voight was on point. The balloons dropped brilliantly.
Grumpy Code Monkey
But the balloon drop went well.
TEL
@Princess: I’m in!
hilts
@mike in dc:
Chris Matthews is a slimy, drooling sack of shit. MSNBC has to dump this fucking prick after Election Day.
Timurid
Donated.
BR
@Jeffro:
Yeah, we need to get on the case of the media to keep this even a fair fight.
seaboogie
@Dadadadadadada: I guess after that downer of a speech, there wasn’t enough energy for “Sympathy for the Devil”. Trying to wrap my mind around this not being an actual parody. Maybe the person who leaked the speech was in charge of music?
rikyrah
Josh BarroVerified account
@jbarro
The Republicans lining up with Trump now would’ve gone with Hitler in the 1930s, seeing his rise as an opportunity.
TriassicSands
@NotMax:
You should have been following the NYTimes’ live feed commentary.
Parallel realities.
Jeffro
@patroclus: a bounce would take him up to a tie in the averages…once the Dem convention wraps up, this race is stuck at 41-42% for Trump and 50-52% for Clinton. She’s going to clear 300 EVs easy. The media will immediately commence asking “isn’t it on Hillary to unite the country?” as well as “isn’t this lacking a mandate” (despite W’s two elections and their reporting to the country)
hilts
@hovercraft:
Breaking News – Chris Matthews wants to bang Ivanka.
magurakurin
@Matt McIrvin: Conservatives are idiots. They hear what they want to hear. That song is about heroin.
SFAW
@rikyrah:
Or, as was said 15 years ago
rikyrah
Rick Wilson ✔ @TheRickWilson
I’ve seen GOP nominee speeches in person in 1988 92 2000 2004 2008 2012. This is the very darkest, ever.
9:46 PM – 21 Jul 2016
Dadadadadadada
The convention is almost always the high point for a losing campaign, so I can see why they want to drag this nonsense out.
On the other hand, I think this campaign might not even make it to election day. Someone will leak something so damning, or Trump will say something so unacceptable, or he’ll just die of a heart attack, or it’ll run out of money in mid-August, or something. How sweet would that be?
NotMax
@Jeffro
Using an actual unedited quote is not spin.
Renie
Donate to Hillary everyone! Good night!
Comrade Scrutinizer
@Jeffro: Don’t bother tilting at windmills; throw a couple of bucks to Clinton instead. You’ll get more done that way.
Jeffro
@BR: Seriously! Just bang on CNN and perhaps a newspaper or two…call them or email them or snail-mail them, whatever. Make sure they hear from us that this is unacceptable.
Omnes Omnibus
@mike in dc: What song?
p.a.
Anything about a nonaggression pact with Russia? The Manafort-Lavrov Agreement? Sorry Baltics. Sorry Poland.
Mike in NC
@mike in dc:
It won’t be rhetorical by a longshot.
rikyrah
Lucia GravesVerified account
@lucia_graves
Average # of police murders per year by administration:
Reagan: 101
Bush: 90
Clinton: 81
Bush: 72
Obama: 62
Jeffro
@Comrade Scrutinizer: How about if I walk and chew gum here, with that? I like donating (and will, great suggestion) but these folks in the media will never change this horse-race-above-all-else mentality unless we beat ’em about the head a few times.
Both are excellent and do-able, so let’s cover all our bases. You never know…
hilts
@Jeffro:
There should be a special place in Hell for CNN’s senior execs. They’ve provided hours of airtime to a parade of Trump surrogates to spew mountains of lies, distortions, and bullshit while the clueless anchors let most of these statements go unchallenged.
Omnes Omnibus
I am going to take a look at my monies and see how much I can do as a recurring donation.
hovercraft
Gene Robinson keeping it real, the speech told white Americans be very afraid.
lamh36
Agree with Gene… “this is a speech for white American…be afraid…I’ll protect you”
Jeffro
@NotMax: Selecting a quote quite not-reflective of the character of the speaker and speech, though, is. It is the best possible line they could have used to cover for the angry, dark, vision of America that was put forth tonight by Trump.
Mike J
Now playing chez mike j, Life During Wartime
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
@Adam L Silverman: Unlike the woman from whose wit I stole my nym, I am indeed a woman. But, because gay marrying is so much hipper. Duh. It’s also sort of my peculiar internet tradition. Or, one among many.
dww44
@SenyorDave: OTH, the somewhat reasonable co-hosts at the 9 a.m. hour on CNBC commented today that the RNC convention has truly been interesting and that Democrats will need to do something to make theirs appear to matter, since the Republican convention has been real and unscripted. I paraphrase, of course.. And those guys at 9 a.m. are a heck of a lot more moderate than what precedes and follow their hour time slot.
All of this is a paraphrase of what was said this morning, but yet another example of how Democrats can never win in the media. If Dems run a professional gaffe free and positive uplifting convention, they will still fall short of the one in Cleveland because the latter was so unscripted and real.
hovercraft
Steve Schmidt says it was a powerful effective speech, it did not need to be positive because we are not in a positive place.
Jeffro
@hilts:
Yup…that’s what I meant by ‘time for action’, let’s figure out who’s putting this both-sides nonsense out there and start naming names, start talking openly about what they’re doing. CNN is garbage, and they’ll keep doing the horse-race thing as long as we let them.
Fair Economist
@TriassicSands:
Disturbingly close to “As you will”
Omnes Omnibus
@Mike J: Best version of the song.
ETA: Tina Weymouth is actually cooler than Kim Deal.
Matt McIrvin
@Dadadadadadada:
What could that possibly be? Things that would kill a normal campaign happen with Trump a couple times a week. I would guess if he actually started publicly advocating incestuous child rape it might have an effect, but I’m really not sure; we might just see Republicans coming around en masse on the subject.
scav
@hovercraft: Many would agree that having Trump as a candidate is the very definition of not being in a positive place. Duh Steve.
NotMax
@Jeffro
Horse race = audience = advertising $$.
Immutable equation.
Also too, declaring a runaway victory depresses turnout (and not just from the surmised losing side), which greatly affects downticket races.
Omnes Omnibus
@a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): You could have gone with the classic: Because fuck you; that’s why. Less polite, but deters follow up questions.
hovercraft
Katy Tur says Donald was the angry one while Ivanka was appealing to women and young voters. Talking about things you know I like does not make you appealing to me when you have no plan to address it.
SiubhanDuinne
TBogg?
lamh36
Oh please Steve Schmidt…just admit Trump is talking to White people…fuck you Steve Schmidt
Woosah
Comrade Scrutinizer
@hovercraft: And you expected a shill like Schmidt to say…what, exactly?
Eljai
@hovercraft: My dog, but Steve Schmidt is full of shite. Thank goodness, MSNBC is letting Joy Reid talk now, so I can stop yelling at my TV for a few minutes.
Adam L Silverman
@SiubhanDuinne: We can do it!
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@SiubhanDuinne: indubitably, inevitably, eventually….
SiubhanDuinne
@Matt McIrvin:
That’s funny.
cckids
@BR:
Colbert did bits this week, where he went to the RNC, found delegates, and played a game he called “Trump or False”, with them. He’d read quotes & ask if they were true (Trump), or false. Of course, they were some of Trumps most extreme, unbelievable garbage; the delegates got 99% of them wrong. “Oh, that has to be false, he never said that!!”. Cognitive dissonance personified.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
@MomSense: I’m sure he’s good and pissed. And Keef’s had NMFLTG for a long time.
SiubhanDuinne
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
The winner and still champeen!
NotMax
@Jeffro
Sorry, but disagree. Might bend to call it cherry picking, but spin it is not. It was not paraphrased or altered, the quotation marks were there.
divF
@Mike J:
+1. Also Power in the Darkness . “Frightening lies from the other side”.
ETA: Watching / listening to Bernie Worrell on the Talking Heads.
? Martin
Kasparov63: I’ve heard this sort of speech a lot in the last 15 years and trust me, it doesn’t sound any better in Russian.
Vhh
@Renie:
SIEG Heil, bitte
hovercraft
Joy Reid depending on which America you’re focused on you heard a different speech, hence the 3 different reactions from Tweety, Gene, and Schmidt.
Hugh Hewitt gives the speech an A-, +B only because of the lack of a shout out for the troops serving overseas.
Comrade Scrutinizer
@NotMax:
See: Thomas Dewey
Mike J
sukabi
@West of the Rockies (been a while): if you had to live in the same house as that asshole you’d have a blank stare too.
different-church-lady
@? Martin: How about the original German?
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
@lamh36: As a white people, I’m afraid – of him getting elected.
Eljai
Jeebus, Tweedy just said when Europeans read Trump’s speech tomorrow, they’ll understand what nationalism is. I think the Germans already know what that is, asshat.
ETA: Not to mention the British.
NotMax
@
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Only because he’s smoked them all.
hovercraft
@hilts:
He’s swooning over her again, she was pitch perfect, smooth professional, just perfect.
Peale
@dww44: yep. that fog machine on the first night..guess it conveniently found itself there by its lonesome self.
amk
southpaw @nycsouthpaw
Usually speeches that sound like this are in a foreign language.
8:14 AM – 22 Jul 2016
Peale
@hovercraft: she also gave Chelsea Clinton’s speech.
NotMax
Be interesting to see the ratings in 15-minute increments.
Omnes Omnibus
@a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): I ain’t afraid. I am pissed off. And my kind of WASPy, white folk gets her show next week. Let’s kick ass and take names.
Peale
@Eljai: the French and Dutch! They’ve just never heard of this nationalism concept.
NotMax
Wanna bet the balloons were made in China?
lamh36
Mindset until November…
Please place peace upon my heart and mind and not let me become filled with anger for the type of folks who would support someone like Trump…Amen.
Run, Lillian!
@hovercraft:
I don’t suppose anyone mentioned that she gave a speech endorsing main parts of Hilary’s platform, NOT her father’s?
That family just steals everything. They see something that could be of use to them and they just take it without a second thought.
sukabi
@rikyrah: also need to graph out police killings of civilians over the last 40 years…
seaboogie
@Omnes Omnibus: Although fundraising seems anathema to Trump, he seems to be hitting his stride – raising funds for Clinton.
Aleta
Via his twitter, D-v-d D-ke approved this speech tonight.
Omnes Omnibus
@Peale: Nationalisme? Quoi?
Adam L Silverman
I have a question: what purpose does Michael Beschloss serve?
Aleta
Falling ill with Toxic Trump Syndrome.
hovercraft
@Eljai:
Basically all of Europe has been dealing with right wing nationalism ever since the great recession and the austerity that has followed it.
Omnes Omnibus
@lamh36:
You are a nicer person than me. I am going to start going through my “Reasonable Republican” friends from college and law school and purging them if they support this guy. I plan on telling them why as well.
lamh36
eric
@Adam L Silverman: when doris kearns goodwin is not available for her pablum
Omnes Omnibus
@Adam L Silverman: Worked for LBJ and wrote books. Coasted ever since. Good “work” if you can get it.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Adam L Silverman: Filling in for Doris Kearns Goodwin when she’s at the Cape or up in Maine?
ETA: I find him inoffensive, and much better than a lot of the current MSNBC stable.
Mnemosyne
@lamh36:
Trump supporters will be like those last few Berniebros — few in number, but vocal enough to make one worry that there are more of them than you thought.
Here in California, I saw two young white women in Barnes & Noble taking pictures of themselves as they held their noses and pretended to throw away Trump’s book. When you see the angry old white people on your teevee screen, remember that most of their adult grandkids are probably like those girls in B&N.
NotMax
@Adam L. Silverman
Eats up enough time to allow the other nitwits to dash out for a potty break?
hovercraft
@Adam L Silverman:
None.
Adam L Silverman
@eric: @Omnes Omnibus: @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Okay. So no real purpose whatsoever.
lamh36
@Omnes Omnibus: See I don’t have the problem of those type of folks on my page…
I know though that for some folks it’s a matter of having to disengage from say their own family, granny, grandpa…auntie what have you.
To be honest, I’m betting it more a problem for the other side than my side…alls I got to worry about are co-workers…but I try my best NOT to engage on political matters with them folks.
bluehill
The differences between candidates are so great that it seems like whomever wins will have an opportunity to take the country in a much different direction. If somehow Trump wins, I think the repubs will likely retain control of both houses. If Clinton wins, I think the Senate will change hands and the house probably will. I don’t see many people splitting their vote for one party’s presidential candidate and another party’s congressional candidate.
BR
Mockery is needed. More mockery.
Trump can’t handle mockery, so he’ll go even more extreme, making himself even more mockable.
(I don’t mean instead of organizing, etc. — in addition to. That is, let’s not respond to his fear with fear, but with mockery.)
divF
@Omnes Omnibus: Beschloss is only 60 y/o, so he couldn’t have worked for LBJ.
Agree with all the other comments, though.
NotMax
@Mnemosyne
Empty barrels make the most noise.
amk
bbc
Twitter confirms that Bernie Sanders’s post- questioning if Mr Trump is “running for president or dictator”- received the most retweets during Trumps acceptance speech.
SFAW
@Dadadadadadada:
Hunh. I figured you at older than 12. I hate being wrong.
(Which is a snarky way of saying: With all the vile shit he’s spewed over the last year, and his numbers only went up thereafter, what makes you think there’s ANYTHING he could/would say that would lose him votes? )
Omnes Omnibus
@lamh36: I am lucky on the family side; those that I deal with regularly are all decent people. The more distant ones? I see them at an occasional wedding or funeral. If they spout off, I am done politely holding back.
hovercraft
NY Post front page
I AM YOUR VOICE
Speaks For Forgotten America.
Shalimar
I wish Eugene Robinson would turn to Schmidt and say “you realize he just declared war on my people on behalf of your people. You aren’t leaving this arena alive.”
Omnes Omnibus
@divF: Good point. LBJ book?
SFAW
@BR:
Spot on.
Omnes Omnibus
@amk: Well done, Bernie.
amk
@Omnes Omnibus: yup. also. too. bernsters.
pseudonymous in nc
In case you were wondering, Paul Rodgers did not give permission — nor was permission sought — for “All Right Now”. Which does not fucking surprise me one bit.
NotMax
@hovercraft
And that voice is a screech.
With diligence and some luck, also a death rattle.
SFAW
@hovercraft:
Fuck the Murdoch-owned Post, and extradite Murdoch to the World Court for crimes against Humanity.
Shalimar
@pseudonymous in nc: I assume it never occurred to Paul Rodgers that any sane person would use All Right Now at a political convention. What the hell? Is this Donald and Ivanka’s theme song together?
lamh36
i’m going to bed…final thoughts…
I’m voting in November. I’ll likely be in a blood red state, but I’m still fucking voting in Nov.
I’m single, no kids…so really I could just worry bout my damn self, but naw…I actually care about the world other folks live in too…so yeah…I don’t plan to NOT VOTE.
I will not only go to vote myself, I’ll damn well bring someone else to vote with me too. I don’t want ANYONE to have to live in a United States where Donald Trump is President.
He may still win, but I’ll be damned it I won’t be able to say, I did the most that I can.
SiubhanDuinne
@Omnes Omnibus:
Fuck LBJ.
(In lieu of Raven, who has almost certainly gone to bed.)
TriassicSands
@NotMax:
Made in China; filled with hot air straight from the mouth of the bloviator.
Omnes Omnibus
@SiubhanDuinne: I should have dropped it in myself.
divF
@Omnes Omnibus: Edited / is editing a multi-volume transcription of LBJ’s taped conversations while in office.
amk
@BR: Agreed, walk and chew gum. The short fingered vulgarian hates mockery.
SiubhanDuinne
@Omnes Omnibus:
No regrets.
Omnes Omnibus
@divF: That’s it. Thanks.
SiubhanDuinne
Night, everyone (I hope so, anyhow. Have had terrible insomnia every night this week.)
Comrade Scrutinizer
@SiubhanDuinne:
Because the Voting Rights Act of 1965, Medicare, and other Great Society programs were just too fucking EVIL and should never have been foisted on an unsuspecting people.
hovercraft
@SFAW:
Someone on msnbc mentioned that tRump and Ailes spoke several times this week and maybe he will join the campaign.
Steele and Schmidt say Joy is wrong and the speech wasn’t as dark as she thinks it was and that it actually spoke for the way the American people feel. Now they are saying that the left feels that way too, not just the right, and that Bernie and his supporters agree with Trump about the state of the country. Joy says there’s a difference BS was more positive, Tweety says that there was uplift at the end of the speech.
eemom
@amk:
I just noticed tonight, he really does have abnormally, disgustingly short fingers. And that’s his best quality.
MCA1
My god, Jeffrey Lord might be the most loathsome person on the planet. Talk about a face crying out to be punched. He’s revelling in how angry Van Jones and others are, like some kind of sadist who smiles as he gets the shit beat out of him. The walking embodiment of “whatever pisses off liberals most is what I stand for.”
SiubhanDuinne
@Comrade Scrutinizer:
I was merely quoting Raven. Not an accurate reflection of my own views.
SenyorDave
BTW, since no one has mentioned her, screw Jill Stein and her “Trump is no worse than Clinton”. Maybe she should talk to people of color about that. Trump’s favorite Supreme Court Justice is CLARENCE THOMAS! Stein can shove it if she really doesn’t understand the threat that a Trump presidency would pose.
BC in Illinois
@Princess:
Late in replying, but already done. May she receive a mountainload of new donations and a lot of repeated donations.
Ante up – – and then raise, as possible.
Omnes Omnibus
@Comrade Scrutinizer: You obviously are not aware of all internet traditions (or possibly the Vietnam War).
mike in dc
Clinton’s rebuttal should begin tomorrow with the veep announcement.
Peale
@hovercraft: how can we forget them when they won’t go away?
Villago Delenda Est
@Comrade Scrutinizer: Raven’s “fuck LBJ” is directly tied to Vietnam. All his domestic good is tainted by all those dead, mangled, and damaged soldiers.
Origuy
Mnemosyne
@hovercraft:
That rumbling you hear in Manhattan is the founder of the Post rolling over in his grave at Trinity Church. He hated mobs.
Villago Delenda Est
@hovercraft: If Ailes does join Drumpf’s campaign, the landslide will happen, and Hillary might very well have a Democratic controlled House along with the Senate.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Mnemosyne
@Villago Delenda Est:
Hey, if your campaign is facing a huge gender gap — the largest one in a modern election — clearly the smart move is to hire a guy being accused of sexual harassment by multiple women. Winning!
Origuy
I pasted two tweets from the George Harrison estate; of course my post is in moderation because of too many links. They said:
The unauthorized use of #HereComestheSun at the #RNCinCLE is offensive & against the wishes of the George Harrison estate.
If it had been Beware of Darkness, then we MAY have approved it! #TrumpYourself
— George Harrison (@GeorgeHarrison)
ETA And now it’s out of moderation. My timing is as usual. Thanks!
seaboogie
@Villago Delenda Est: After tonight, my thoughts went down-ticket and GOTV…could be good.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Mnemosyne: also, this fuckin’ guy
from TPM
Anne Laurie
@SiubhanDuinne:
We’re letting ourselves get too riled up for this late in the evening!
New post up top, with early reviews.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: One assumes this is a Hamilton ref and we reset the clock.
sukabi
@MCA1: he’s got his best white sheet ready to go. Anticipating being able to wear it openly.
eemom
@Mnemosyne:
Indeed, I am so old that I remember when the NY Post was actually a decent newspaper…..but sadly not a profitable one, which is how Murdoch ended up buying it, at some point in the mid 1970s, and turning it into the piece of shit it remains 4 decades later. I also remember rather proudly that my late Dad had Murdoch’s number way back then, long before most of the world had even heard of the motherfucker.
Mnemosyne
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Open misogyny is not going to go over well with Country Club Republican women. Many of them only need a slight excuse to vote for a nice white woman, even if she does seem a little too chummy with (whispers) Those People.
Anne Laurie
@mike in dc:
Between Trump’s NYT foreign-policy fiasco and the less-than-stellar reaction to his big speech tonight, I suspect Clinton will hold her VP announcement until Saturday or Sunday.
She’ll probably tease it tomorrow though — or, rather, people around her will drop carefully orchestrated ‘oopsies’ and head-fakes.
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
Was it the Trinity Church reference that gave me away?
@eemom:
When I was a teenager, I had several family members die in a terrible car accident. The fucking Chicago Sun-Times — a Murdoch paper at the time — put their family portrait on their front page. Fucking Murdoch ghouls making money off other people’s tragedies.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: No.
MisterForkbeard
@Anne Laurie: Is there a less-than-stellar reaction? The media seems 30/70 split between “Oh god he really is a fascist” and “What a powerful speech by Trump! It really energized the republicans!”
Fair Economist
@lamh36:
Amen!
Mnemosyne
C’mon, people, we only need a couple more comments to get a TBogg unit! We can do it!
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: We are 100 beyond it.
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
Here’s some EC to make up for it.
raven
Whoa, this takes the cake!
Uncle Cosmo
@Emma: By early October they’ll need to swap off to “Gimme Shelter.”
Uncle Cosmo
@BR: Bangalore! To thoroughly piss off authoritarians, mock them–effectively & relentlessly. They cannot stand (or stand up to) being laughed at.
Dadadadadadada
@Matt McIrvin: @SFAW: I agree it’s hard to imagine an example, but how about a backroom recording of him planning with a direct employee of Putin (not Manafort, obvs, ‘cuz that story’s out already, but some guy with a name like Igor Evilov, who has a thick Russian accent) to cede the entire world to Putin by 4 pm on Inauguration Day. It won’t touch his base of support, but every single voting-age person outside his tiny, tiny base will be leaping over people to vote against him.
A man can dream, right?
The Other Chuck
@hovercraft: You know who else gave powerful effective speeches?