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by John Cole|  July 22, 20164:10 pm| 134 Comments

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I haven’t seen Steve since last night and he missed his morning feeding, so I am wondering if he jumped the fence and is out and about. Not going to freak out because it is still daytime and he will probably come home tonight. But I hate it when he does this. The problem with cats is there is no real point searching for them because you will only find them when they want you to- he’ll either come home or he won’t. Furry bastards.

Everyone tell Steve to come home.

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  1. 1.

    Trentrunner

    July 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Steve, you erstwhile hirsute bastard, find your way home.

  2. 2.

    burnspbesq

    July 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Yo, Steve, get yer ass home. Your mom is having a meltdown.

  3. 3.

    raven

    July 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Get home big dude.

  4. 4.

    Elizabelle

    July 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Come home, Steve. You don’t have it so bad chez Cole.

  5. 5.

    SFAW

    July 22, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    I’ll keep an eye out for him.

    I don’t like it when our cats disappear for a day or two, so I know that feeling.

    STEVE! GO HOME!

  6. 6.

    Fair Economist

    July 22, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Come home Steve!

    (He reads the internet? He IS really something!)

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    July 22, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Steve will come home. Don’t freak out too bad.

    Work has me in Richmond, Virginia, from the 7th until the 20th of next month. Schedule will be a bit tight but I’ll e-mail Anne Laurie some more details later. I do have to go to Charlottesville to see a friend but most evenings I should be free.

  8. 8.

    burnspbesq

    July 22, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Since this is an open thread … if you are a fan of the wonderful singer-songwriter Lori McKenna, be advised that her forthcoming album is streaming for free at NPR First Listen.

  9. 9.

    Trollhattan

    July 22, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    “Steeeeeeve!” [can-opener SFX]

    Has his hair done growed back from the sap trim?

  10. 10.

    CaseyL

    July 22, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Steve, you don’t want to miss last call of the night; come on home, big guy!

    (Mine stay out all night a lot in the summer, too.)

  11. 11.

    Kristine Smith

    July 22, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    Dammit, Steve–go home.

    Don’t make 2016 any worse than it already is.

  12. 12.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    I’m very peeved right now because my Fitbit Charge HR fell apart 3 months after the warranty expired and the most they’ll do is give me a discount on a new one. Come to find out, there have been multiple complaints about this and Fitbit is trying to cheap out.

    Now I’m considering a Garmin Vivofit. This is very annoying, because I’ve been a Fitbit customer for a while (this is my third one) and I’m really pissed that they would blow me off like this. So much for customer loyalty.

  13. 13.

    Trollhattan

    July 22, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    The Garmins are really good. Sounds like its time to jump.

  14. 14.

    Iowa Old Lady

    July 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Cats are like that. Hope he wanders home soon.

  15. 15.

    tinare

    July 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    That’s why, despite my cat’s loud protests, I don’t let mine outside. I could not handle the stress. Hope he’s back soon!

  16. 16.

    FlipYrWhig

    July 22, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    C’mon, Steve, this isn’t funny anymore.

  17. 17.

    rikyrah

    July 22, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Steve,

    Bring your scary self back to Cole.

  18. 18.

    germy

    July 22, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Former Sandra Bland jailer admits falsifying logs — he never checked on her just before her death

  19. 19.

    Cermet

    July 22, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Steve, Cole is too old for this nonsense; so, get the fuck onto his lawn, now!

  20. 20.

    jeffreyw

    July 22, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    All those alley cats out there that point at his bare butt and laugh? He’s busy kicking their asses. It’s probably a full day o’ whuppin’ work ahead.

  21. 21.

    Michael

    July 22, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    My tom cat, Buddy, went missing for ten (!) days. He eventually came home and was sitting on the back porch by the sliding glass door. I opened the door, he looked at me, yelled at me, and went into the kitchen and CHOWED down. He lost 6 pounds, but was none the less no worst for the trial. I, on the other hand, was a mess for nearly two weeks. They are little shits. Aren’t they?

  22. 22.

    J R in WV

    July 22, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Steve is just being a big cat, quietly and invisibly ghosting around the neighborhood to see what he can see. And seeing if there’s anything he can catch that would be a different tasty bit before dinner.

    He’ll be back soon. Be calm.

  23. 23.

    JordanRules

    July 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Steve, hit Cole up, he’s looking for you playboy.

  24. 24.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    July 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Steve, go home.

  25. 25.

    laura

    July 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Oh the Cat came back, the very next day.
    Steve! You come home now!
    If he doesn’t come right home, please ask all your neighbors to check their outer buildings garages, sheds etc., when Mr. Minkers pulled his last runner, I found him next door in the shed all askart due to a thundershower. He was reluctant to come out and needed a day or so to return to his formidable Top Cat self.

  26. 26.

    Miss Bianca

    July 22, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Last night was the first night we let the Office Kitties out on their own in the bigger store, and I was so worried about them getting into a bag of rat poison, or getting stuck under a shelf, or something similarly horrible happening. They were back in the office safe and sound when I got there in the morning – so they obviously survived – and were jumping on my keyboard and shutting down the computer (how do they manage to do that? – I can’t even figure out which combination of keys they’re hitting!). so obviously thriving, but I totally get it now about Cat Worry – come home, Steve!

  27. 27.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    @germy:

    EVEN IF she committed suicide, there’s a reason they’re supposed to check on the prisoners at regular intervals — to PREVENT them from doing that. Fucking lying asswipes.

  28. 28.

    gogol's wife

    July 22, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    @laura:

    That’s a good idea.

  29. 29.

    singfoom

    July 22, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    I hope Steve returns safe. I lost a wonderful kind and super smart cat to the vile attention of meth heads back in the day. I never let my kitties go outside after that. Turns out that the police really don’t care if someone hurts animals at all and have no interest in complaints about that.

    Steve, come home!

  30. 30.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Also, this is why our cats are indoor only. I would be a nervous wreck if they were allowed outside. Of course, I live near a freeway and we have frequent coyote sightings, so there are probably a lot more apparent dangers.

    Sometimes standing at the door and shaking the bag of dry food can help.

  31. 31.

    sherparick

    July 22, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Steve, come home. Yep, always makes me nervous to when they do this. My ol’Tom is now old and not much of a wanderer so will spend the night sleeping on the back patio.

  32. 32.

    ? Martin

    July 22, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Steve had an appointment at a rally in Florida. Our next VP, carrying the great state of West Virginia.

  33. 33.

    EriktheRed

    July 22, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Get yer kitty butt back home, Steve.

  34. 34.

    David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch

    July 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Sometimes they disappear when there are fireworks or earthquakes in the area.

    I once had a cat who disappeared for 3 days during a series of small quakes. The quakes were so small that I didn’t feel them, but my paper had a big front page article on a odd cluster of small quakes that had occurred.

  35. 35.

    MomSense

    July 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Go home right now, Steve.

  36. 36.

    David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch

    July 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Donald Trump is a unique threat to American democracy

    By Washington Post Editorial Board July 22 at 3:59 PM

  37. 37.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    @Trollhattan: Do either of you, or anyone else, know of a device like that, that lets me control my own data?

  38. 38.

    satby

    July 22, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Hope Steve comes home soon. Good thoughts for that.

    That’s why I built a fully enclosed catio, so they wouldn’t get lost and their predations on local wildlife would be curtailed. It’s been a huge relief for all concerned, because cyotes and other predators are too close, as is a busy road that claims enough wildlife as is.

  39. 39.

    Felonius Monk

    July 22, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    Steve, get the hell home where it’s safe. Donald Trump is on the loose.

  40. 40.

    Soylent Green

    July 22, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Cole, you are a prince among men, but please get rid of the fucking autoplay audio ads.

    Steve, get your ass in the house.

  41. 41.

    Damned at Random

    July 22, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    I had a cat who disappeared and I figured the coyotes got him. About 3 months later, he stopped by for a visit. I guess the son-of-a-bitch found another woman.

    Get back home, Steve. You are missed

  42. 42.

    RepubAnon

    July 22, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    @David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch: Those small quakes – maybe Chris Christie was doing jumping jacks.

    Steve, kitties need to come home – if they wander too often, their primate staff may make them wear collars with one of those Tile lost key trackers on it. (thetileapp.com/)

    Or maybe a cat-tracker: podtrackers.com/

  43. 43.

    Gelfling 545

    July 22, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    When a cat wants to be out and about, there’s no stopping them. Even my elderly fellow who decided 2 years ago that he wanted to live in my house, not just visit in bad weather, got a fit of the wanderlust a couple of days ago. He came back the next day & has stayed inside since. 90 degree temps vs air conditioning decided him, I think. Steve will be back when supper in the dish appeals more than supper in the hoof.

  44. 44.

    Mary G

    July 22, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Steve, your daddy is worried. Go home and he will give you a special treat after he is done being mad.

    My late Sophie ran out into a terrible storm. I had a sleepless night worrying about her, then found her perfectly dry, if very dusty, waiting at the front door to be let in.

  45. 45.

    Cat48

    July 22, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Come on Steve, bring your butt home. Maybe Tuna tonight?

  46. 46.

    Percysowner

    July 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Steve! Come home!

    I have two that are indoor outdoor cats. Periodically they disappear and then I worry. I’ve tried to convince myself that until it’s a week, there’s nothing to worry about. So far, there hasn’t been. He’s out exploring and will come home when he’s tired and hungry and, with this weather, looking for air conditioning.

  47. 47.

    mdblanche

    July 22, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Bad shit’s going down in Munich.

  48. 48.

    Iowa Old Lady

    July 22, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    @David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch: Good for them.

  49. 49.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty,
    Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
    Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
    Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
    HERE kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

    HEY STEVE!! GET YOUR SHAVED ASS BACK HOME!!

  50. 50.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    @mdblanche:

    Eight dead now. Possibly nine.

  51. 51.

    wmd

    July 22, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    I had to turn RC into an indoor cat due to fighting with ferals and subsequent abscesses. Around here cats get eaten by coyote and mountain lions as well, so being out overnight was worrisome back when he did go out.

    Hope Steve comes home soon, and is very hungry. If he’s being fed while he’s away his excursions are likely to continue.

  52. 52.

    David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch

    July 22, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    sometimes when my cat is gone all day, I leave his kat dish full of food on the porch and after a couple of hours he’s back, meowing for seconds.

  53. 53.

    The Dangerman

    July 22, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    @David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch:

    By Washington Post Editorial Board July 22 at 3:59 PM

    Ouch. That wasn’t a rhetorical 2×4, that was a rhetorical Warthog (not the animal kind) to his ass.

  54. 54.

    Mike in NC

    July 22, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Go home, Steve!

    We live on a golf course with gators, so nobody lets their dogs and cats roam free.

  55. 55.

    Fair Economist

    July 22, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Now I’m considering a Garmin Vivofit.

    My Garmin is still working a year and a half after I bought it. The rubber wristband broke over time, but there’s a spare. However, the heartbeat monitor never worked for me.

  56. 56.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    @mdblanche:

    It appears to be white supremacists. I didn’t realize that today is the 5th anniversary of the Norway massacre until the UK papers started saying it.

  57. 57.

    Hungry Joe

    July 22, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    I give our Phoebe, an indoor/outdoor cat, just a tiny snack in the morning. She’s pretty much a homebody anyway, but by 2:30 or 3:00pm she’s hanging around the pet door meowing for dinner. I let her in, feed her, and raise the drawbridge.

    Our last cat, the very dearly departed Zelda, would have none of it. She’d trot up to the door when I noisily filled her bowl, then stay just out of my reach. She’d sit there for a while, thinking. About one time out of four she’d come in. The other three times she’d stroll away, just to annoy me. An hour or so later we’d replay the scene. Eventually she’d come in, but only after she’d made it clear that it was on her terms. Cats, man. Cats.

  58. 58.

    manyakitty

    July 22, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    According to the missing pet boards I follow, it’s good to check under and around the house. If you go out at night with a flashlight, you can see his eyes reflecting back.

    At any rate, STEVE, GET YOUR BOOTY BACK HOME ON THE DOUBLE!

  59. 59.

    OGLiberal

    July 22, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Our cat got loose at our vacation trailer in the Poconos about a month ago and I and my wife spent 45 minutes circling her to make sure she didn’t leave the premises. Calling her had no effect as she knew that would mean inside and that’s not what she wanted. This was only her second excursion outside – she somehow wiggled out of the harness. She was sniffing around with that mouth open thing going on – cat owners will know. Couldn’t just leave her because she is an extreme indoor cat and would not fare well against raccoons, foxes or coyotes. The way we finally got her is to open the shed. Opening the shed padlock and latch sounds much like opening the attic door at open, another forbidden place for her. So she ran to the shed, I closed the door, and 10 minutes later she was at the door anxiously waiting to be set free. Now, she wanted to be set free to wander about the wilderness but I was able to catch her. I’ve had indoor cats who have had zero interest in being outside but while this cat was never an outdoor cat – born in a house, transferred to shelter, then adopted by us, she seems to think she’s Simba of the Wild or something like that. She doesn’t even know.

  60. 60.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    Checking again, and it’s the Vivosmart HR that I have my eye on. The one downside that people on Amazon have been complaining about is that the band cannot be replaced without sending it back to Garmin. OTOH, I’m not very hard on bands, so I might be okay.

    Also, come to find out that Fossil makes their own smart watches now, powered by Android. That’s a little bit tempting, but I would have to try one on, because I am a short woman with smallish wrists and a too-big watch looks silly on me.

  61. 61.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 22, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @RepubAnon: I put a tile on my yorkiepom, she disappeared once and I found her wandering around the crawl space under the house(the landlord left it open after some repairs).

  62. 62.

    amygdala

    July 22, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: You beat me to it.

    Yo, Steve: home now, please.

  63. 63.

    Barbara

    July 22, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    @Michael: My family cat ran away from us when we were at the veterinarian’s (she was exceptionally high strung) and she made her way home 11 days later. At five in the morning I had a dream that a fife and drum corps was marching around my house and when I woke up I heard this unearthly wailing, which turned out to be coming from the missing cat sitting on the window sill. She blew past me and went straight to my mother’s room and promptly sat on her face and continued wailing. Needless to say, we were all overjoyed. I hope Steve gets safely home quick.

  64. 64.

    jacy

    July 22, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Go home, Steve!

    Last month my mom’s elderly cat just disappeared. After 5 days, she was convinced he had gone off somewhere to die and so she packed up his bed and all his stuff. After 7 days he was back, wondering where the fuck his food bowls had disappeared to.

  65. 65.

    Iowa Old Lady

    July 22, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Is that confirmed, Mnem? I saw the speculation earlier, but all the news reports I’ve found are uninformative about the shooters.

  66. 66.

    Cckids

    July 22, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Sometimes standing at the door and shaking the bag of dry food can help.

    When my food-loving cat gets out, I shake the canister of crunchy treats & yell “TREATS”.

    He appears so fast I’d swear he’s apparating.

  67. 67.

    Aleta

    July 22, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Sometimes when mine get out it takes awhile to find them just because they automatically switch to nocturnal cat time, synch to mice, hunt all night, sleep off and on all day. I have best luck finding them around 5 pm or if I call them off and on during the night. I tap on cans with a fork because the sound vibrates and carries and it sounds like dinner opening. Coincidentally, I have one like Steve but a lot smaller, and yesterday he was gone all night and all day, finally showed up after dark last evening. Whew.

  68. 68.

    Punchy

    July 22, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    What the hell makes y’all think Steve even reads this blog?

  69. 69.

    toschek

    July 22, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Have your neighbors open their garage doors. Cats like to go sleep inside garages in the summer because the floor is cool, then when the owner closes the door they get trapped. It’s a way that a lot of indoor/outdoor cats get lost and die. We had it happen to us a few years ago and now I don’t let my cats out ever.

  70. 70.

    burnspbesq

    July 22, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    @David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch:

    The in-house lawyers at Amazon just became the biggest Clinton supporters in Seattle.

  71. 71.

    Mary G

    July 22, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    It’s not good news that another innocent unarmed black man has been shot and killed by a cop, but after reviewing the dashcam video, the Atlanta police fired the cop and charged him with murder.

    This will send a message that actions have consequences and possibly deter more trigger-happy goons in the future.

    If this has already been posted, I apologize, but I had to give myself an internet time-out today.

  72. 72.

    gwangung

    July 22, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @Mary G: I’ll be more impressed IF he’s convicted. Sorry.

  73. 73.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 22, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @laura:

    Oh the Cat came back, the very next day.

    Meow, kitty,
    Meow, so pretty.

  74. 74.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 22, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    @Punchy: Well, somebody in that house has to.

  75. 75.

    Barbara

    July 22, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    @David ?▶️Hillary/Harley Quinn 2016▶️? Koch: The Washington Post has been braver and more hard hitting when it comes to Trump than nearly any other news source. For all that I hate most of their Op-Ed columnists, they do not view Trump through the lens of entertainment rather than news.

  76. 76.

    Fair Economist

    July 22, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Obviously that’s a completely different design: on mine you can just pop the functional part out of the band. My original had a stiff band that became brittle after a while; it broke in the shower, not due to hard use. It had already lost some of the end but not up to the spot where I fastened it. Initially I couldn’t find my replacement band so I ended up buying a replacement; this one is a softer material and may be more durable, but I’ve only been using it about 6 weeks.

  77. 77.

    The Dangerman

    July 22, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    The Onion

    I know this is redundant (Balloon-Juice, Onion), but this is very NSFW.

  78. 78.

    Mike J

    July 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Now I’m considering a Garmin Vivofit. This is very annoying, because I’ve been a Fitbit customer for a while (this is my third one) and I’m really pissed that they would blow me off like this. So much for customer loyalty.

    Garmin appears to let you save data directly to your own computer without shipping it off to them. Fitbit will only give you a small slice of your data, charge you for a slightly larger slice, and make it impossible to see your own data without first giving it to them. Fitbit sucks.

  79. 79.

    Enhanced Voting Techinques

    July 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    For someone from an entertainment background, Trump certainly doesn’t think about names:

    “Pardon me my good sir, but can you make change for my trumppence? I need some fatherings to purchase bombast at the confectionary”

  80. 80.

    Seanly

    July 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Hope Steve comes home soon!

    My dogs had a fun little jailbreak this week. Got this text from my wife yesterday:

    OMG. The dogs went crazy when the appraiser came, sniffed him up and then both RAN for it! Well, they didn’t respond to my calls and chasing, and I had to tell the appraiser to go ahead with the inspection and I got into the car and went to look for them. Drove around our neighborhood, then went into the neighborhood behind us. Came out Holcomb to Boise, and thankfully they were coming my way, down Boise, still basically together! And they came running and jumped into the car when I called! Whew! They were wet…enough for me to think they got into the canal. I got home and the appraiser was finished, and we had a laugh about it. And now the girls don’t need a walk today! Little shits.
    Thought I was going to have to call out from work today.

    One of the dogs had previously gotten out a window. We had spent all night looking for her and then had to claim her from the ASPCA the next day. Someone almost hit her & was able to coax her into their car. Little shits indeed!

  81. 81.

    D58826

    July 22, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    @Punchy: I thought B-I-P was Steve in mufti?

  82. 82.

    Cat48

    July 22, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Mrs. Greenspan is following Hillz & she’s annoyed bc she is late for her rally. She just can’t wait for Tim Kaine to be selected bc she has told us all week it would be Kaine. She said the black caucus is happy about Tim Kaine.

    Steve, don’t stay out another night. Come home tonight. Don’t be rude to John. We don’t want him to worry. I hate when cats do this.

  83. 83.

    Fair Economist

    July 22, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    @Mike J:

    Garmin appears to let you save data directly to your own computer without shipping it off to them. Fitbit will only give you a small slice of your data, charge you for a slightly larger slice, and make it impossible to see your own data without first giving it to them. Fitbit sucks

    Oreally? Yeah, the Garmin data collection is non-creepy although I don’t usually bother. Transfer is a bit slow, and I don’t have any desire to do statistics. I only transfer because the watch is slow too (loses about 1 minute per week) and data transfer is the only way to reset the time. I’ll never buy a Fitbit if they demand my personal data like that.

  84. 84.

    Matt McIrvin

    July 22, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: All they really have is that one witness said they heard a shooter yelling an insult about immigrants. The police aren’t saying anything about the shooters and they’re requesting that people not spread uninformed speculation.

    IS claimed responsibility and their supporters are celebrating, but that should probably be taken as imparting no information.

  85. 85.

    Aleta

    July 22, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    Oh yeah, once or twice I flung catnip around outside the door. And once when I had to get on the road, a little juice from a tuna can. That might bring raccoons though.

  86. 86.

    Mary G

    July 22, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    @gwangung: I know, but we have to start somewhere, and he lied in his statement (the old fear for my life BS), and at least got called on it and fired.

  87. 87.

    TriassicSands

    July 22, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Cats can be truly inconsiderate. They never stop to consider that we worry about them when they suddenly disappear. It can be a dangerous world for felines — vehicles, predators (if you live in that kind of environment), and, of course, radical jihadist Mexican Muslims (though they are really targeting humans and their offspring, not our companion critters).

    I hope Steve makes it home none the worse for wear. He needs to maintain some balance in a household overrun with evil doggies.

  88. 88.

    pseudonymous in nc

    July 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Steve: get home, you furry bugger.

  89. 89.

    gwangung

    July 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Mary G: Yah. At least that…Tamir Rice’s murderer didn’t get that (even though he lied straight up three times).

    But that’s cold comfort for the families. And for the black community.

  90. 90.

    Ben Cisco

    July 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @The Dangerman: Spangdahlem!

  91. 91.

    p.a.

    July 22, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Steeeeeevvvveeeee. Hoooooooommmmeeee. Fooooooooooooddddd.

    Truck Fump

  92. 92.

    gogol's wife

    July 22, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I hate to say it, but if it’s white supremacists I’m relieved.

  93. 93.

    rikyrah

    July 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    Of course, they will be ‘lone wolfs’

  94. 94.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    CNN now has nine dead in Munich, city on ‘virtual lockdown’

  95. 95.

    hedgehog mobile

    July 22, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Steve,come home!

  96. 96.

    Emma

    July 22, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Yo, furry butt, get back home. It’s supper time!

  97. 97.

    LAC

    July 22, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Come home Steve!

    Since it is an open thread…

    Oh, and a note to the Brexit asshole who tried to make my point about food trivial: On NPR a couple of days ago there was a segment about this very topic – “in Paris, where food is king, refugee chefs show what they have to offer” . Apparently there is an international organization who encourages dialogue between cultures through food, called Food Sweet Food. Who knew? Ok dipshit?

    And as for Cleveland riots stemming from protests… There was more danger to the Cruz family inside.

  98. 98.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 22, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @gogol’s wife: …why?

  99. 99.

    Technocrat

    July 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Neither my wife or I believe in a God, but we do believe in a Parking Goddess.

    We discovered her at our first apartment, which was located on a very busy street a block from the prime shopping district. It’s a real bummer to have to park 4 blocks from your own house because the street is full. One day my wife said “Oh Goddess of Parking, give us a space”. An awkward silence ensued when we drove by our apartment and saw an empty space – right in front.

    Over the years, we’ve discovered that the PG takes care of more than just parking. We’ve called on her for job interviews (a few of which I landed), lost car keys (which we always eventually find), and a pregnancy test (which yielded the desired result). The only place she has failed (and rather spectacularly) was in nudging my daughter towards the college major we wanted. We’ve since decided that last was our mistake, clearly the Parking Goddess is not into mind control.

    Anyway, I’ve asked the PG to send Steve home safe. No need to thank me, Cole.

  100. 100.

    LAC

    July 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    @Cckids: LOL! You and me both

  101. 101.

    Mj_Oregon

    July 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    STEVE!!! HOME!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

    Stupid cats. I hate when one goes missing from my outdoor rescue clowder. One of the on-again/off-again members has been gone for two weeks. I don’t think he’s coming back this time. Got my fingers crossed that Steve shows up soonest!!

  102. 102.

    gogol's wife

    July 22, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    I hope John bothers to let us know when he comes back.

  103. 103.

    gogol's wife

    July 22, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    ISIS feeds into Trump’s narrative. I’m very sorry it’s happening at all, of course, I hope that goes without saying.

  104. 104.

    Ben Cisco

    July 22, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    @laura: The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

  105. 105.

    Miss Bianca

    July 22, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    @Technocrat: There is, indeed, a Goddess of Parking and Other Things. Her name is Sheila. And the mantra for summoning a parking space as you’re driving around is, “Sheila sits on my shoulder, she doesn’t shit on my head.”

    Ask me not how I know these things. Just accept it. You’re welcome.

  106. 106.

    gogol's wife

    July 22, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Unfortunately what I’m seeing makes it look more like it’s ISIS-inspired.

  107. 107.

    Trollhattan

    July 22, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:
    Hell, IS takes responsibility for really bad freeway wrecks. “Yeah, that’s one of ours. Up yours America/Great Britain/France/Germany/Iraq/everyone not us.” Or as I call them: Trump voters.

  108. 108.

    different-church-lady

    July 22, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Ah, yes, I remember well the first big blizzard with my little man. He was an outdoor cat well before I got him but I had no idea how he’d handle a foot of snow. So the first few flakes started coming down and I figured I better let him in off the porch.

    Except no cat on the porch.

    20 min. later: still no cat on the porch.

    1 HR: about an inch on the ground. No cat.

    2 HR: No cat

    3 HR: No cat. Enough snow to plow.

    5 HR: Neighbors wondering who the idiot is wandering around the block ratting a jar of cat treats in a blizzard is. Weirdo is also looking under bushes and stopping ever few seconds hearing imaginary mews of pain from getting hit by a plow.

    7 HR, 9 inches on the ground. Figure I’ll go hit the shelters in the morning, see if he got turned in. It was nice knowing him.

    9 HR, 1 foot of snow: Little bastard comes flouncing down the street, skips his way into the house, absolutely wreaking of cigarette smoke and someone else’s kitchen.

    STEVE, QUIT BEING A SHIT AND GET YOUR ASS HOME.

  109. 109.

    Carl W

    July 22, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Also, come to find out that Fossil makes their own smart watches now, powered by Android.

    So they’re getting back into the smart watch business… nice. I have one of these (somewhere), from 2003. (I read an ebook on it once, just so I could say I did.)

  110. 110.

    Trollhattan

    July 22, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    @gogol’s wife:
    BBC posted this, but it’s far too early and still fluid to trust the info coming out.

    Witness Luan Zequiri said he was at the scene when the shooting broke out. He tells the Germany broadcaster n-tv that he heard the attacker yell an anti-foreigner slur. He says he saw only one attacker, who was wearing boots and a backpack.

  111. 111.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 22, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    @Trollhattan: Somebody also said she heard the shooter yell “Allahu akbar,” and she said “I know because I am Muslim”. Who knows. Witnesses, you know?

  112. 112.

    piratedan

    July 22, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    sounds like a good night to do tunafish

  113. 113.

    Tokyokie

    July 22, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    Hope Steve gets home soon, and I’m familiar with the worry when one of the quadrupedal knuckleheads goes missing. My current cats are all indoor kitties, and on the rare occasions one them escapes, it will usually be found a few hours later cowering in fear on the back porch. (I think it may have had something to do with the pit bulls the former next-door neighbor kept.) We used to let Marvin, our lunatic lilac-point Siamese out in the back yard when we were with him, but he brought too many fleas in with him.

  114. 114.

    debbie

    July 22, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Steve, don’t ignore the hand that feeds you! Go home!

  115. 115.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    It’s what Reuters was reporting, but things change rapidly in these situations.

  116. 116.

    Mnemosyne

    July 22, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    @Technocrat:

    Can you please ask her to find my missing engagement ring that belonged to my grandmother? I’m about ready to start burning a candle to St. Jude over here.

  117. 117.

    scuffletuffle

    July 22, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Has anyone warned the groomer that had to shave his ass?

  118. 118.

    Old Broad in California

    July 22, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    Steve, go home NOW. Little stinker.

  119. 119.

    CZanne

    July 22, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I like my Misfit Shine. No major charging (it runs on a coin battery that needs a change every 3-5 months) and in the necklace or the professional watch band, it is secure. I’ve had mine for most of a year with no problems. Three weeks after I got mine, Misfit noticed that my new, factory battery seemed low and mailed me a packet of spares, no charge.

    Detail data is always on the phone, not the device, and time is always to the closest 5 minutes since it has an analog time display. I actually like that about it — if I need precise time, that’s what my phone is for.

    They’re also inexpensive — $40 for the Shine pebble, $15 for a leather or metal band and housing, $15 for the necklace housing. I very much like that it looks like jewelry and looks professional. I would say to skip the magnetic silicone wristband — it’s not as secure as a buckle.

  120. 120.

    Ella in New Mexico

    July 22, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    But I hate it when he does this. The problem with cats is there is no real point searching for them because you will only find them when they want you to-

    Why do they do this to us? I have one that does this two or three times a year. He has literally disappeared for two+ days, only to come bounding through the doggie door wailing “I’m home! I’m home!” and demanding to be fed like he never left. I suspect he has gotten stuck in a neighbor’s storage shed or garage somehow and couldn’t get out until someone opened the door. You’d think it’d teach them a lesson!

    Little bastards.

  121. 121.

    WaterGirl

    July 22, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Steve, I have been calling for you from Illinois and sending you the mind-meld in case you can’t hear me all the way in WV. Please come home now. Please please please.

  122. 122.

    Amaranthine RBG

    July 22, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Maybe instead you should keep your cat inside.

    Domestic cats kill millions and millions of birds every year.

  123. 123.

    Technocrat

    July 22, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    My Internet is acting funky, but I’ll give it a shot…

    …oh. Funny! She’s says it’s right behind th

  124. 124.

    stinger

    July 22, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    Steve, come home!

    God, I know exactly how this is. They always do turn up, though. What little I can do to help, I will.

    Coooommmmmme hooooooommmmmmmme!

  125. 125.

    muddy

    July 22, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    @jacy: My cat was missing for a week a couple of years ago. And he’s not one to miss a meal, nor yet venture very far. I think he got closed up in someone’s garage.

  126. 126.

    catclub

    July 22, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @muddy: Our previous cat loved our attic, so when the neighbor’s garage was open she went up in their attic.

    Luckily I heard her meowing out the eaves.

  127. 127.

    muddy

    July 22, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @catclub: I had given mine up for dead, it was a great surprise. Hopefully John has asked his neighbors about sheds etc.

  128. 128.

    Miki

    July 22, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    Fuck you, Steve. We can’t handle this. The stress to our hearts from worrying about you is barely more than the stress from worrying about Cole. So just stop.

    Come home now, and don’t ever leave again.

    Sincerely,

    Jane and Michael Banks

  129. 129.

    Mary in Ohio

    July 22, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    When the late great Bella went missing we were told to go outside and talk in our normal voices, not the stressed out sounding”Here kitty kitty kitty” that most people do. We tried it but no cat appeared. The next morning I was getting ready for work at 6 am. Bathroom window was open and I was talking to Mr. Mary in Ohio when I hear a tiny meow outside. She was sitting under the bathroom window just listening to us. Go outside. Talk in a normal voice. See what happens. COME HOME STEVE!

  130. 130.

    pat

    July 22, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    So much good advice for Cole. Any indication that he’s following it?

    When we got home from a vacation we discovered a dead cat in our garage. Had never seen it before, no idea how it got there or where it came from.

    CHECK SHEDS

  131. 131.

    Amir Khalid

    July 22, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG:
    You’re all heart, aren’t you?

  132. 132.

    Amaranthine RBG

    July 22, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Sometimes what you need to hear isn’t what you want to hear.

    Or, to personalize it like you have: You really don’t give a shit about tens of millions of birds being killed, do you?

  133. 133.

    manyakitty

    July 22, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    @Amaranthine RBG: Yes, but timing. And all the “keep him inside” advice. Wait to indulge your need to set people straight until after Steve gets home.

  134. 134.

    Sandia Blanca

    July 22, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    Update above says he showed up, all covered with cheese! (Sorry, with burrs.)

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