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You are here: Home / Open Threads / How Could I Have Known That Murder Could Smell Like Honeysuckle?

How Could I Have Known That Murder Could Smell Like Honeysuckle?

by TaMara|  August 7, 20161:48 pm| 122 Comments

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h/t JeffreyW

https://twitter.com/joanofdarkness/status/761953756879654913

 

Looks like we could use an open thread….I’m off to clean up after three hours of gardening – which for now is mostly deconstruction, but I’m am beginning to see how beautiful it has the potential to be. What are you up to this afternoon?

 

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    August 7, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    That cat scares me.

  2. 2.

    aimai

    August 7, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    That is the most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen. I was raised with Siamese cats, and have always loved them the most, but alas–too many allergic people in my life. I haven’t had a cat since I was a teenager. But a cat like that? I could lose my head over a cat like that!

  3. 3.

    redshirt

    August 7, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    @rikyrah: Right? Totally. Much Lion!

  4. 4.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Wow, that cat’s awesome.

    OT: We were noting yesterday that nothing Hillary ever does will allow her to be considered a legitimate winner of the election by Republicans. The L.A. Times has an op-ed today about how if she wins she can’t claim a mandate because Trump. So, that’s all starting already.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    August 7, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    That must be The Most Interesting Cat In The World.

  6. 6.

    ThresherK

    August 7, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’m not clicking on it (thanks for taking one for the team). Who is it by? I’ve got a few guesses.

  7. 7.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    you know that “first seven jobs” thing that is going around on twitter? I thought this was funny

    sean. ‏@ SeanMcElwee 14h14 hours ago
    1 racist landlord
    2 bankrupt
    3 creepy pageant owner
    4 bankrupt
    5 fire people on tv
    6 bankrupt
    7 failed presidential nominee
    #firstsevenjobs

  8. 8.

    NorthLeft12

    August 7, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Just headed up to the hospital to visit my daughter and her one day old son [my second grandchild]. He was born three weeks early and still weighed eleven pounds and fourteen and a half ounces.

    Mom and Dad and little one are all doing great.

    Also emptying out the kitchen as the reno starts tomorrow. Yeah, busy, thank dog I am on vacation for the next two weeks.

  9. 9.

    Amir Khalid

    August 7, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Just the usual pundit second-guessing. No big deal.

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    @ThresherK: “Doyle McManus”, whose name rings a bell but I can’t place it. I think my favorite part might be the backflip of “She isn’t advancing a positive policy agenda, and oh my god her speeches are such booooring wonky laundry-lists of policy agendas.”

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: My friend had a good one.

    Pirates of Silicon Valley
    One Last Thing
    Billion Dollar Hippy
    The Lost Interview
    Jobs
    The Man in the Machine
    Steve Jobs
    ‪#‎firstsevenjobs‬

  11. 11.

    Tom Q

    August 7, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Since no one else has so far noted it: kudos for referencing perhaps the greatest of all hard-boiled movies.

    My favorite exchange from the movie:

    Neff: Same time; same anklet?
    Diedrichson: I wonder if I know what you mean.
    Neff: I wonder if you wonder.

  12. 12.

    rikyrah

    August 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Michael Hargrove @MichaelHargrov1
    Fact the Pres. Obama lost college educated Whites and still won Presidency should tell Dems who the base of their party is.

  13. 13.

    redshirt

    August 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    @NorthLeft12: Congrats! May they both be spoiled by the Grandparents!

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I’m not worried or surprised, I’m annoyed. It’s allowed, dangit.

  15. 15.

    ThresherK

    August 7, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: A quick search (after donning the safety vinyl gloves) returns that he is often on Washington Week Inbred Review for PBS. What a surprise!

  16. 16.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Wow. I’m sneezing just looking at the pic, since I’m pretty allergic to cats, but that’s one majestic critter.

    Does anyone know anything about mosquito nets? I’m going to Haiti for a week next month, to do some volunteer work and have my malaria prophylaxis and mosquito repellent, found my long-sleeved linen shirts, and am taking my typhoid vax. But I need to get a mosquito net and mostly I’m confused by what’s available at REI and online.

    If anyone has advice, I would be much obliged.

  17. 17.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Doyle McManus was a regular guest every week on Bob Edwards Weekend, if you ever listened to that on NPR/Sirius (it was cancelled a couple of years ago). And I have vague memories of seeing him (McManus) years ago on one of those PBS Washington Week in Review-type programs. He was never going to set the world on fire, but I didn’t realize he had become quite such a Villager hack.

  18. 18.

    cain

    August 7, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    That cat is beautiful, but is it really a cat? It looks like a lion, or even panther. Like the sith version of Aslan. :)

  19. 19.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    @ThresherK: With folks like this, I always think of them in my head as ‘alleged human Doyle McManus’… since their thoughts could basically be automated.

  20. 20.

    AnotherBruce

    August 7, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I read it, nobody else should waste their time. It’s just the usual pundit stroking devoid of any insight or, god forbid, a sense of humor. Here’s the deal. Whoever wins the election will have a mandate. All of the rest of it looks like it could have been written by a robo-writer. They’re getting cheap and desperate at the L.A. Times.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    @NorthLeft12:

    Great news! Congratulations!

  22. 22.

    AnotherBruce

    August 7, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Beat me to it on the robo-writer thing.

  23. 23.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Goddam. What a stupid op Ed piece.

    …Republicans in Congress (depending on how many survive) will be able to claim that Clinton won the White House only because the GOP nominated the wrong candidate, and that the American people aren’t on board with her proposals — some of which they might not even know about.

    Clinton won’t have a mandate because the Republicans fucked up in picking Trump?

    She can’t claim a mandate because she didn’t send the voters a certified copy of her proposals and receive their notarized approval?

    Clinton will have a mandate if she wins the election. Period. End of issue.

    The rest will be obfuscation and obstruction.

  24. 24.

    Bex

    August 7, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Don’t know what publication McManus works for, but I remember he used to be a panel member on the SnoozeHour, which kinda says it all.

    Edit: Washington Week panelist.

  25. 25.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @amygdala: I don’t have advice, sorry, but I have a question. What is wrong in Haiti? Those poor souls have been mired in misery for at least a century. Whereas the other side of the island seems much better off. I don’t understand it.

  26. 26.

    TaMara (HFG)

    August 7, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @Tom Q: I almost went with a quote from that exchange, but thought this one more fitting for that magnificent beast.

  27. 27.

    gogol's wife

    August 7, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @Tom Q:

    There’s a speed limit in this state.

  28. 28.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Beautiful cat!

    Real or Photoshop?

  29. 29.

    Ruckus

    August 7, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    @AnotherBruce:

    They’re getting cheap and desperate at the L.A. Times

    Don’t you mean still?

  30. 30.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    That’s a beautiful Maine Coon. I wonder how much daily brushing it needs?

  31. 31.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    @Pogonip: I’ll tell you when I get back? Poverty, colonialism… that’s the stuff I read, anyway, but I imagine it will look different once there. I’ll be working on a tiny sliver of things, doing some teaching at a hospital. There’s a doctor strike going on across the country, so it could be interesting. I was originally scheduled to start after the first of the year, but they had some openings next month and I figured there was no reason not to get going sooner. If all goes well, the plan is to go annually, for longer blocks of time.

  32. 32.

    hovercraft

    August 7, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    It’s not a valid victory because the candidates that the establishment wanted to win did not win, so this is not a defeat of republicans since Donald was not ‘our’ candidate. Presidential elections where democrats win are not representative of ‘real America.’ The mid-terms with a smaller whiter electorate are the only truly representative. To win a mandate a democrat must first demonstrate they are willing to accept the GOP platform and then win the midterms, anything less is a rebuke of the will of the people.

  33. 33.

    Librarian

    August 7, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    “There’s a speed limit in this state, Mr Neff.”

  34. 34.

    Gindy51

    August 7, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    @amygdala: I am highly sensitive to skeeter and use a net over my hat and around my head when I walk my property every day. I got mine online but I am sure any hunting store would have them. They’d also have bed nets or you could try Amazon.

  35. 35.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    August 7, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Spent an hour turning invasive mulberry and buckthorn into a heap of biomass. The city will chip it up tomorrow and it will contribute to next spring’s municipal free compost bin.
    I itch all over.

  36. 36.

    germy shoemangler

    August 7, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    That cat is the lion king.

  37. 37.

    Anoniminous

    August 7, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    @rikyrah:

    That’s one of those racist statistics bigots like to trot out. Romney barely won the college educated in 2012 and that only due to a 50 year backlog of Whites Only college education. For instance, in my university in the late sixties there were, maybe, a couple of hundred Asians, Africans, and Hispanics out of a total student body of ~8,000. Hillary should flip that number this year and Dems should control that statistic going forward.

  38. 38.

    nutella

    August 7, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @Pogonip:

    They were required to pay obscene amounts of money to France to compensate French planters whose slaves they had been. (No compensation to the slaves for their years of stolen labor of course.) IIRC, the US was on the side of France in forcing Haiti to pay up.

    And the Duvalier dictators stripped every penny for 30 years of the 20th century. None of that has been found and given back.

  39. 39.

    Van Buren

    August 7, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @Brachiator: The frustrating thing is that should Democrats take the WH, Senate, and House, they will still proceed as if they don’t have a mandate.

  40. 40.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    @hovercraft: America’s a center-right nation, after all.

  41. 41.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Movie Rant One

    “Jason Bourne” might be an enjoyable summer guilty pleasure for some, but is a largely unsuccessful mixed bag.

    The film is built on two old action thriller tropes: that the CIA is hyper proficient (except when it comes to our hero), and also that the CIA is hyper corrupt. Unfortunately, this was worked to death in all the previous Bourne movies and this instalment does nothing to advance these elements or do anything new with them. Worse, the movie actually does an Aliens 3 maneuver and negates some stuff that had been established before.

    What does it have in its favor? Some good acting, some great, gritty fight scenes, and some of the best car chase scenes I’ve seen in a while. But the story is dumb, with too many false leads and loose threads.

  42. 42.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    @nutella: i knew the Duvaliers were horrible.

  43. 43.

    AnotherBruce

    August 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    @Ruckus: Probably, but I lived in Southern California a couple of decades ago. And the Times was my go to paper. It used to be great. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

  44. 44.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    @amygdala: Get a good muslin (or muslin-fake) one, nothing plasticky. If you’re provided with a bed, make sure it’s one long enough to be tucked under the mattress. Depending on the setup, you may need one with a single center hook or one with 4 corners. Something that can do both might be helpful.

  45. 45.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    @NorthLeft12: congratulations! 11 lbs and he was early?

  46. 46.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    August 7, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    If America votes for Italian food over tire rims and anthrax, can we really say that America likes Italian food? Opinions differ!

  47. 47.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    @Gindy51: Thanks. I feel your pain. I have “food truck” written across my forehead, in ink that’s visible to mosquitoes. I’m looking for a bed net and can’t find exactly what I want–it looks like the WHO-recommended ones are pretty hard to purchase in the US. Will probably get an untreated one and douse it in permethrin myself.

  48. 48.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Is anyone else eagerly awaiting the Daily Dog Poop Report?

    Thank God for the Internet. Without the Internet we’d have to wait for a Monthly Dog Poop Report when Cole’s newsletter ;likely title: “I Hate You All”) arrived in the mail.

  49. 49.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): Well, in the midterm they’ll probably vote for a pile of flaming tires. It’s really a hard electorate to augur.

  50. 50.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    @Bex:

    Don’t know what publication McManus works for, but I remember he used to be a panel member on the SnoozeHour, which kinda says it all.

    He was also the Washington bureau chief for the LA Times.

  51. 51.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    @Emma: Thanks so much–this helps me know I’m on the right track. I’m waiting to hear whether my sleeping quarters have a bed or cot. And have been reading that the way to turn a 4-corners one into a center hook set up is to tie a rubber ball into the top.

  52. 52.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    @amygdala: i will be interested to hear about it. I have only known one Haitian, who said every citizen’s fondest dream is to move somewhere else. Anywhere else. Haiti as she described it bore unpleasant echoes of post-NAFTA America. If things continue on their present course I can see the U.S. looking like Haiti in 50 years.

  53. 53.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    @amygdala: this might work?

  54. 54.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 7, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    @Brachiator: Of course he was.

  55. 55.

    D58826

    August 7, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: When Hillary gave her acceptance speech she started by placing her hand over her hearty several times. It is a since of sincerity and thank you . Well the NYT consulted with several language ‘experts’ to determine if the gesture was an honestly felt one or just another attempt by Hillary to fake sincerity. They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    N. Kristof of the NYT has an article comparing Hillary’s truthfulness with Trumps. According to Kristof Trump is an Olympic gold metal liar while Hillary would not be voted captain of her Church bowling league. The fact checker at WAPO added that Trumps lies are off the charts whereas as Hillary is just your garden variety politician when it comes to fibbing and stretching the truth.

  56. 56.

    Mary G

    August 7, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    @AnotherBruce: Ever since the Tribune Co. took it over it’s gone to shit. McManus used to be OK, but now he worships at the the altar of Broder to please the new boss. It was a great paper in the Chandler days, but it’s fallen far.

  57. 57.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    @Pogonip: That is the silliest thing I’ve ever heard. The US has an economy. Might not be great at the moment, might need a lot of infrastructure fixing, but it has one. Haiti has been on life support for over 100 years and every time they get hit by an earthquake or a hurricane, they fall further behind.

  58. 58.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    @Emma: That’s one of the half-dozen I have bookmarked. Awaiting more info about my accommodations, which I hope will help finalize the decision. Thanks.

  59. 59.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    @amygdala: The one I used in Haiti is unavailable now, but this is similar though more expensive. But trust me, people who had regular nets sometimes got bit if their hand or foot ended up against the netting, unless the nets were insecticide soaked first. Which I also did, with this. And a tarp on the bottom of the net, which I didn’t have, would have prevented some creepy crawlers.

  60. 60.

    Redshift

    August 7, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    @Brachiator: We all knew it was coming, from the GOP, the Village, and the Bernie-or-bust crowd – “she only won because Trump was so bad.”

  61. 61.

    Keith P.

    August 7, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    I had a cat with a mane. Not quite like that, but I swear he knew that mane made him special among the other cats. He walk like a king and lorded over the other cats (he was the biggest).
    I would love to have a miniaturized version of that one
    EDIT: That is a big cat, right? it’s paws look huge, and its face looks like a big cat. If it’s a domestic, I want a kitten NOW.

  62. 62.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    @Emma: Are you sure about that?

  63. 63.

    raven

    August 7, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    The Comedians is a 1967 film directed and produced by Peter Glenville, based on the novel of the same name by Graham Greene, who also wrote the screenplay. The stars were Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter Ustinov, and Alec Guinness.

    Paul Ford and Lillian Gish had supporting roles as a presidential candidate and wife, as did James Earl Jones as an island doctor.

    Set in Haiti during the Papa Doc Duvalier regime, it was filmed in Dahomey (Benin since 1975). The film tells the story of a sardonic white hotel owner and his encroaching fatalism as he watches Haiti sink into barbarism and squalor.

  64. 64.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    August 7, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    @Redshift:
    I’ll take a win any way the losers want to spin it.

  65. 65.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    August 7, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Brachiator: To play Devil’s Advocate briefly.

    McManus apparently wrote:

    …Republicans in Congress (depending on how many survive) will be able to claim that Clinton won the White House only because the GOP nominated the wrong candidate, and that the American people aren’t on board with her proposals — some of which they might not even know about.

    He says they “will be able to claim” that, not that he himself believes it.

    Cokie Roberts uses similar constructions in her commenting on NPR’s “Morning Edition”.

    Of course, it’s misleading framing, and of course they know exactly what they’re doing in phrasing things this way. But they’re not explicity saying where they stand on the issue (and they no-doubt would get quite upset if actually challenged on their phrasing).

    In the McManus quote above, the GOP doesn’t need anyone’s permission to make any “claim” they want, his subordinate clauses don’t take away from the greater point he’s making (that Hillary won’t have a mandate no matter how she decimates (heh) the GOP, and history shows that their “claims” don’t need to have any basis in reality.

    They’ve been reporting this way for decades – they know what they’re doing.

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  66. 66.

    Mnemosyne

    August 7, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @amygdala:

    Mosquito repellents came up a few weeks ago and people really seemed to like the Sawyer brand. Also, take a look at the Ex Officio website and see if any of their BugsAway clothes are on sale in your size — people say they really work and they sometimes have really good sale prices on their site.

  67. 67.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    August 7, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    A friend who went to Cuba for a week just called and is going to drop off a bottle of rum for me. Score!

  68. 68.

    redshirt

    August 7, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Brachiator: Haven’t seen Bourne, and won’t unless it’s convenient on Netflix or Amazon.

    Did you see the new Star Trek? If so, thoughts?

  69. 69.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    @Pogonip: Yes.

  70. 70.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    @D58826: I agree. I have a conservative relative who sends me the Hillary outage du jour, and she couldn’t be that evil even if she tried. I think this stuff may backfire on them with normal people.

    I am going to take a sinus pill, lie down, and await the DDPR.

  71. 71.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    @Pogonip: a long history of being screwed by the colonial powers and saddled with enormous debt.
    Nutella got there first.

  72. 72.

    Pogonip

    August 7, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    @Emma: why?

  73. 73.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    @satby: Wow! I love the fact that it pops open and sort of assembles itself. About to head out to pick up some permethrin at the outdoor store so that whichever one I get, I can treat it. There’s pretty good data showing that’s an extra useful measure.

    When were you in Haiti?

    And, if it’s not too intrusive, have you heard from your exchange daughters? Have they been getting settled back in at home ok?

  74. 74.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    @Van Buren:

    .The frustrating thing is that should Democrats take the WH, Senate, and House, they will still proceed as if they don’t have a mandate.

    Sad, but true in a lot of ways. The Democrats act like sad sack underdogs even when they win.

  75. 75.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    @Emma: the trouble is that there’s sometimes nothing overhead to hang a tent from, but that’s pretty good, at least you don’t have to get the insecticide separately and do it yourself. Though I would anyway, almost all of these nets made in China.

  76. 76.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Thanks for the Ex Officio rec. I have some Sawyer stuff left over from my trip to Argentina awhile back, so will be able to treat some of the clothes I’ll be packing.

  77. 77.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s gorgeous and so plush. And so lion-like.

  78. 78.

    Mnemosyne

    August 7, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    @Pogonip:

    Because the US has been fucking with Haiti’s internal affairs since Thomas Jefferson was president. There is no equivalent giant outside power that has been fucking with us for over 200 years.

  79. 79.

    debbie

    August 7, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    T@Brachiator:

    Googling around, he’s real. Here’s an interview with the photographer.

  80. 80.

    AnotherBruce

    August 7, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    @Mary G: Thanks, I had forgotten that it was taken over by the Tribune Company. I’m tired of Republicans running newpapers in large Democratic Cities. Chicago has the Trib, Seattle had The Seattle Times. And now Los Angeles. Plus the NYT seems to go in the tank every presidential election. Fuck it, can’t some Democratic supporting billionaires buy some media companies? Get off your ass Soros and Buffet.

  81. 81.

    Corner Stone

    August 7, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    @Emma:

    Get a good muslin (or muslin-fake) one

    The only good muslin, is a dead muslin.

  82. 82.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    @I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet:

    . ..They’ve been reporting this way for decades – they know what they’re doing.

    “They” who? This is not typical of good reporting, or good punditry.

    I agree with some of your breakdown of the rhetoric used, but it’s just lazy, stupid writing. And it doesn’t seemed connected to what punditry is supposed to be about, a seasoned journalist drawing on his experience to give us insight into politics. It’s just gaseous projecting of the writer’s idle fantasies. And a lame attempt to ramble on about what Clinton ought to do to make him happy.

  83. 83.

    inventor

    August 7, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    @Pogonip: I am. It’s ridiculous to think that the U.S. is on a trajectory to becoming like Haiti; not in 50 years nor 100 years. History, geography, economy, population, natural resources, the fact that the U.S. is not 1/2 of a freakin’ island, and many many other factors make me sure that your statement of U.S.+50yrs=Haiti is one of the silliest I’ve ever seen.

  84. 84.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    August 7, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Wipe out on the women’s road race. Dutch cyclist wasn’t moving when the cameras moved away with the leaders.

  85. 85.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    @Pogonip: Start here. Continue here.

    Also, what inventor said.

  86. 86.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    @amygdala: I went to Haiti as a disaster response volunteer a few months after the earthquake in 2010. I went later by design because immediately after a disaster so many people deploy that you’re tripping over each other, but a few months later the news attention is elsewhere, the volunteer stream has slowed to a trickle, and the long term recovery work is just really getting started. It was the hardest disaster I’ve been on (I was at Katrina and hurricane Rita too) because there just wasn’t infrastructure even to repair.

    The thing about treating the nets is that it kills the mosquitoes that land on it, so the population of mosquitoes drops and helps protect people who don’t have nets. The charity Nothing But Nets has the data on that.

    Yes, I have heard from both girls. Valentina is already back at school and Qunoot is visiting her mom’s side of the family in Iran for the next couple of weeks until her school starts. They’re both doing great.

  87. 87.

    inventor

    August 7, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    The only good muslin, is a dead muslin.

    That’s not fair! MOST muslins are not tearorists!

  88. 88.

    J R in WV

    August 7, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @redshirt:

    This guy is a pro, here is Robert Sijka’s site.

    There are dozens of great cat photos, I’ve just started to click through the library. All for sale at reasonable prices.

    A real pro, doing a great job. Unlike Trump!

  89. 89.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: Cute. Very cute.

  90. 90.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    August 7, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    @debbie:

    Linky no work. I fix: interview with photographer Robert Sijka.

  91. 91.

    Doug R

    August 7, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @amygdala: Mountain Equipment Co-op sells mosquito shirts made in Canada that get good reviews.

  92. 92.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @redshirt:

    ..Did you see the new Star Trek? If so, thoughts?

    I liked it better than any of the Abrams efforts. I think the cast settled well into their roles. Fun story, but the end action was a little weak. They dumped the original director and scrapped the original script, but tried to keep the original release date, and the the weaknesses and compromises show in some bad effects work and muddled story elements.

    I thought it would do better at the box office, but these things are impossible to predict.

    I think the story might have been better served had they not buried the main antagonist under so much rubber mask makeup.

  93. 93.

    SgrAstar

    August 7, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    @AnotherBruce: Long time LAT reader here.The Times has not fallen as far down the rathole as some Juicers think. Any paper that gives free rein to Steve Lopez and Michael Hiltzik just isn’t that bad. The Times covers LA pretty well, in addition to casting a bright, critical light on the ongoing, deplorable antics of California’s ag barons.

  94. 94.

    Emma

    August 7, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    @J R in WV: Look at this cutie. Not a spectacular cat. But he/she loves meeeeee!

  95. 95.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 7, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    @Pogonip: the discussion of the LA Times in this thread qualifies for that title

  96. 96.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    @AnotherBruce:

    …I’m tired of Republicans running newpapers in large Democratic Cities.

    The Chandler family, who previously owned the LA Times, were Republicans. Otis Chandler was just more moderate, and let editorial run with a great deal of Independence.

    In earlier years, the Times was the voice of the WASP Establishment of Southern California.

    Also, the Times was never a union shop.

  97. 97.

    DougJ

    August 7, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    Great title. Double Indemnity ftw

  98. 98.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    @Doug R: Thanks! Reminds me of REI.

  99. 99.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @satby: I hear you about going (or donating) later, after the media spotlight has dimmed.

    Glad the girls are doing well. Sure seems like exchange programs are more important than ever.

  100. 100.

    redshirt

    August 7, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    @Brachiator: Agree with every word of your review. I’ve lowered my standards for Trek these days so this was a pleasant surprise.

    Low expectations can be a wonderful thing.

  101. 101.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    @SgrAstar:

    Long time LAT reader here.The Times has not fallen as far down the rathole as some Juicers think.

    Yeah, it has. And like many newspapers, it is simply becoming irrelevant. It still has good journalism, but no one cares.

    I work in an office with many staff under age 35. Only 1 person subscribed to the Times. If he brings the paper to work and leave it in the break room, folks might keep the sports section, but throw the rest away.

    News stories are shorter and far less comprehensive than they used to be. A recent story on the newly expanded Expo Line light rail system was perfunctory and filled with errors.

    And the exodus of editors, reporters and columnists continues.

  102. 102.

    J R in WV

    August 7, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @Emma:

    There are dozens of great cats on that art site. We don’t pay for our animals, but were gifted with a pair of Maine Coons many years ago… they are a cut above most cats, really. And we love all our cats, 19 so far… counting the Maine Coons. All rescued but the Coons.

  103. 103.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    August 7, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I don’t always eat tuna, but when I do….

  104. 104.

    satby

    August 7, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    @amygdala:

    Sure seems like exchange programs are more important than ever.

    I agree. But the fact that Trump might get elected has stamped down some demand from overseas, or so I heard anecdotally. I know I wouldn’t let my kid come here if I was a Muslim parent. Or Sikh, because the turbans confuse the rednecks. And that’s a self inflicted wound on our country.

  105. 105.

    debbie

    August 7, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Thanks. Probably didn’t get rid of the full duplicate http bit.

  106. 106.

    Eric U.

    August 7, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    @satby: In my experience, Younger Sikhs almost all wear baseball caps. Probably ok in most instances

  107. 107.

    NorthLeft12

    August 7, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    @redshirt:Thank you. Grandma is trying hard. My wife is in a bit of a tizzy because she has not finished one of her knitting projects for GC#2. The premature birth has thrown her schedule off.

  108. 108.

    NorthLeft12

    August 7, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    @satby: Eleven pounds and FOURTEEN and a HALF ounces, as my wife and daughter continue to remind me. Yeah, he is big.

  109. 109.

    Gretchen

    August 7, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    @D58826: Connie Schultz (Cleveland Plain Dealer columnist and wife of Sherrod Brown) posted on Facebook about this this morning. She says she first saw Clinton do this when they first met years ago, when Hillary and Connie were telling each other about their daughters, and Connie realized she had done the exact same thing. She’s been doing it for decades, but now the NYT is saying she’s copying Angelina Jolie to mimic a sincerity that couldn’t possibly be real.

  110. 110.

    Miss Bianca

    August 7, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    @Emma: “Innocent”. My ass. That little cutie is looking at you going, “Innocent means not guilty…YET.”

  111. 111.

    debbie

    August 7, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    @Gretchen:

    If the NYT were paying better attention, they’d see that many, many people make that gesture. I always assumed it was based on ASL.

  112. 112.

    Mnemosyne

    August 7, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @Brachiator:

    The last time I tried to get a subscription to the LA Times, I signed up on their website and somehow was signed up for the Baltimore Sun instead. Which, of course, never arrived, since I had chosen home delivery and we are in LOS ANGELES.

    We couldn’t figure out WTF had happened because no one answering the phone at the LA Times subscription department could figure out what was going on, but eventually a bill came in the mail from the Baltimore Sun and we were able to call and get it canceled. They never did refund our $20 for the phantom papers we never received. Assholes.

  113. 113.

    redshirt

    August 7, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @NorthLeft12: That’s YUUUUGE!

  114. 114.

    amygdala

    August 7, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @satby: Yeah, unfortunately. I saw it for a number of years after 9/11, with health care workers who used to come to my hospital to learn advanced HIV care. Programs would get canceled last minute because of visa issues. Just coincidence, I’m sure, that those always and only seemed to occur with folks named Mohammed or Ahmed. And that it was never an issue before 9/11.

  115. 115.

    Mnemosyne

    August 7, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    @NorthLeft12:

    Hopefully Grandma was knitting in the 3-6 month size, because that’s a BIG BABY. It’s going to be hard to cram him/her into newborn sizes.

  116. 116.

    Ruckus

    August 7, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    @Brachiator:
    At work one guy, 32, buys a LAT some days. I agree it isn’t as good as it used to be. And we used to subscribe to it. Being born and raised in LA, it’s what you did. Is it horrible? No. It has some bright spots but it has definitely gone downhill. And I think you hit on the reason, more than any other, relevance.

  117. 117.

    Brachiator

    August 7, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    ..The last time I tried to get a subscription to the LA Times, I signed up on their website and somehow was signed up for the Baltimore Sun instead. Which, of course, never arrived, since I had chosen home delivery and we are in LOS ANGELES.

    This is not just about assholes. This is a portent of doom. The LAT circulation department used to be organized around the idea that you absolutely had to be responsive to subscribers. This meant that you had to get the paper to them. Or stop it when they went on vacation.

    I have no idea how they fvcked the website to confuse CA and MD subscriptions. And it sounds like they scrapped their old call center operations.

    It’s weird to watch the decline of companies that used to set the standard for excellence in many areas.

  118. 118.

    Mnemosyne

    August 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    The circulation department just kept saying that we weren’t in the system and were completely uninterested in figuring out how to solve the problem. If you’re a subscription-based publication, you’d think it would be important to serve your subscribers and potential subscribers, but nope, not any more.

  119. 119.

    NorthLeft12

    August 8, 2016 at 9:22 am

    @Mnemosyne: Yes, my wife was warned a few weeks ago that new born sizes were not going to cut it. Returned some clothing and added a few rows to the blanket and toque.

  120. 120.

    Jess

    August 8, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    @redshirt: Just saw ST yesterday. It was a fun ride, but the story had YUUUGE holes in it, IMHO. There were too many moments where I was thinking “wait, what?” Good action scenes too loosely connected, to the point where I stopped being invested emotionally and just enjoyed it as a carnival ride. I thought the previous one was way better as a movie. Nice moments with the main characters doing their thing, though.

  121. 121.

    Goatwoman

    August 9, 2016 at 3:09 am

    @nutella: They also were ignored (best case scenario), shunned, treated with contempt and hostility, and royally screwed over on every level by virtually every nation in the world since their inception. Why? They were a nation founded on a successful slave revolt, something no other 18th or 19th century country could stomach. Of course, come the enlightened 20th, things got better–the U.S. stopped (directly) meddling with Haiti as long ago as 1990!

    It hasn’t been all bad. It was an American president who welcomed Haiti’s first leader to come and meet with him when no other nation would acknowledge the island’s right to exist as its own country. That president was our second, John Adams, who had a real respect for what it meant to put one’s freedom and life on the line (and who couldn’t stand slavery). They dined together in the shell of what would eventually be the White House (built by slaves, of course).

  122. 122.

    Goatwoman

    August 9, 2016 at 3:13 am

    @Corner Stone: I assumed you’re talking about Indian muslin….

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