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Bee Careful (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 11, 20162:41 pm| 31 Comments

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One time this BEE almost got our Simone Biles!

Good luck today, kiddo. Open thread!

PS: You can live stream the women’s all-around final here. Biles and Raisman are representing the U.S.

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  1. 1.

    Trollhattan

    August 11, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Now what scamp prepared that bouquet?

  2. 2.

    Paul Wartenberg

    August 11, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    that poor bee just WANTED HER POLLEN

  3. 3.

    kindness

    August 11, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Too cute.

  4. 4.

    Mike J

    August 11, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Twelve foot seas for the Finn race today, so of course NBC shows the windsurfers on a sheltered, pretty flat course. The American Finn sailor split from the fleet and worked his way up to 4th before a header made his side of the course untenable. Live by the shift, die by the shift.

  5. 5.

    pseudonymous in nc

    August 11, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    You can live stream the women’s all-around final here.

    …if you pay for cable TV. (Cord-cutters, look in the usual NBC-disapproved places.)

  6. 6.

    OGJamie

    August 11, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Don’t forget the Garden State’s own Laurie Hernandez! She’s the one who first noticed the stinging insect.

    She’s got this:

    http://www.vulture.com/2016/08/essential-olympics-gif-from-laurie-hernandez.html

  7. 7.

    Mnemosyne

    August 11, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    @srv:

    True story: Texas is the only state where Latino voters were under the same Jim Crow voter suppression restrictions as Black voters were.

  8. 8.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 11, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    On the morning thread today somebody (I forget who) commented that Trump was saying Obama created ISIS. I replied that Trump was just using standard political rhetoric to blame Obama for ISIS’s gains thru Obama’s “feckless” ME policies.

    I was wrong. Trump is saying that Obama actually created ISIS. My apologies to that person. I should know by now that no matter how stupid a thing may sound, if it comes out of Trump’s mouth one can be certain that he wants you to believe it actually is true.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    August 11, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I was wrong. Trump is saying that Obama actually created ISIS. My apologies to that person. I should know by now that no matter how stupid a thing may sound, if it comes out of Trump’s mouth one can be certain that he wants you to believe it actually is true.

    That pivot’s coming anyday now.

  10. 10.

    Punchy

    August 11, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    Samantha can be a real bitch sometimes. Takes her schtick too far.

  11. 11.

    The Ancient Randonnuer

    August 11, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    Guess who:

    “First, I’d get out of Iraq right now,” Trump said to British GQ in a 2008 interview. “And by the way, I am the greatest hawk who ever lived, a far greater hawk even than Bush. I am the most militant military human being who ever lived. I’d rebuild our military arsenal, and make sure we had the finest weapons in the world. Because countries such as Russia have no respect for us, they laugh at us. Look at what happened in Georgia, a place we were supposed to be protecting.”

    And by the way, I have the greatest legs, far greater legs even than Garbo. I have the greatest leg of any human being who ever lived.

  12. 12.

    Chyron HR

    August 11, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    @srv:

    You mean “God-Emperor Trump” might not lose Texas after all? This calls for a celebration! Crack open a box of Trump Wine and throw a Trump Steak on the grill!

  13. 13.

    Waldo

    August 11, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    @rikyrah:

    That pivot’s coming anyday now.

    Trump is great at pivoting. The trick is when you get to sane, you’re supposed to stop pivoting.

  14. 14.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 11, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Florida man convicted in road rage death shot and killed after new roadside confrontation

    I’m beginning to reconsider my life long atheism. God may be alive and well after all and she has one wicked sense of humor.

  15. 15.

    Peale

    August 11, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    @The Ancient Randonnuer: Yep. Clearly his “opposition” to the Iraq war is from the same principals as Bill Ayers. Unlike that bloodthirsty Hillary, who is a hawk.

  16. 16.

    Peale

    August 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    @efgoldman: Bah. Michelle Pfeiffer singing “Making Whopee” on the piano – actually was inspired by Trump’s many late night croons at the Atlantic City Marina.

  17. 17.

    raven

    August 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    I don’t know if you can access this special NYT report or not but it’s worth a try

    FRACTURED LANDS: HOW THE ARAB WORLD CAME APART

    After 16 months of traveling in the Middle East, I find it impossible to predict what might happen next, let alone sum up what it all means. In most every place Paolo Pellegrin and I went, the situation today looks worse than it did when we set out: The repression of the Sisi regime in Egypt has deepened; the war in Syria has taken tens of thousands more lives; to add to its other problems, Libya is now hurtling toward insolvency. If there is one bright spot on the map, it is the apparently solid and committed international coalition that is now working toward the final destruction of ISIS.

    That said, I am reminded of something Majd Ibrahim told me: “ISIS isn’t just an organization, it’s an idea.” It is also a kind of tribe, of course, and if this incarnation is destroyed, the conditions that created ISIS will remain in the form of a generation of disaffected and futureless young men, like Wakaz Hassan, who find purpose and power and belonging by picking up a gun. In short, nothing gets better anytime soon.

  18. 18.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    August 11, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: @rikyrah: The Guardian’s lead paragraph on this:

    Donald Trump refused to back down from his false claim that Barack Obama was “the founder of Isis” on Thursday

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do journalism.

  19. 19.

    bystander

    August 11, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Michael Hayden was on saying that. Nobody bothered to ask why Hayden actually helped create the mess in the ME.

    On top of the scandahlllll that a wealthy Clinton Foundation donor asked to meet an American ambassador, the program was a pip. No one seemed to recall that he didn’t get to meet the ambassador because it was too important to start the “pay for play” smear.

  20. 20.

    Mnemosyne

    August 11, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    @bystander:

    We should all know by now that Hillary Clinton obviously told the guy to ask that, because she’s personally responsible for every conversation at the Foundation despite deliberately setting it up with a wall between herself and its donors. Don’t you know how this conspiracy works?!

  21. 21.

    Iowa Old Lady

    August 11, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    CNN ran another fact check chryon today: “Trump Calls Obama Founder of Isis (He’s Not)”

  22. 22.

    Peale

    August 11, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    @Mnemosyne: And it you can’t pin it on her, its only because she’s crafty and covers up her crimes.

  23. 23.

    Peale

    August 11, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    @raven: So the next time there is a massive prison break to provide soldiers for a radical group we can expect the Iraqi army to fall apart and flee, leaving their weapons and piles of cash for the radicals?

  24. 24.

    slag

    August 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: If they really ran that, that’s hilarious. I’d love to see further chyron fact-checks:

    “Trump calls Hillary a ‘she-wolf straight outta Transylvania’ (She’s Not)”
    “Trump calls Elizabeth Warren a ‘deadly amphibian fungus decimating the forests of South America’ (She’s Not)”

    So many opportunities!

  25. 25.

    Iowa Old Lady

    August 11, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    @slag: I know it’s hard to tell what’s a joke and what really happened. I saw a screen grab of this fact check on Digby. It’s the real deal.

  26. 26.

    Miss Bianca

    August 11, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @slag: Oh dear God, you got me laughing now!

  27. 27.

    catclub

    August 11, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @rikyrah: Josh Marshall and Trump’s razor: The stupidest thing you can imagine is the most likely explanation.

  28. 28.

    catclub

    August 11, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    @The Ancient Randonnuer: But that was 2008. IN 2009 Obama was President and everything was different.

  29. 29.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 11, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @Peale: the fact that there’s no evidence is evidence that she did it

  30. 30.

    slag

    August 11, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Haha! That only brings up further questions. Did CNN actually fact-check this? Like, did they look at Obama’s LinkedIn profile just to make sure he doesn’t list “Founder, ISIS” on there? Inquiring minds!

    Seriously, though, the Donald has really boxed the news media in on this and so many other things. They really don’t know what to do with him, and it’s hard to blame them sometimes. In this case, the chyron was probably their best option. Another option is for them to stop putting his winged monkeys on their payroll, but then, the winged monkey population would lack representation.

  31. 31.

    Jack the Second

    August 11, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    @slag: That would infringe on their first amendment rights to be a paid on-screen personality on CNN.

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