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You are here: Home / Someone Needs to Write a Vox Explainer, Kaepernick Edition

Someone Needs to Write a Vox Explainer, Kaepernick Edition

by John Cole|  August 28, 20166:18 pm| 286 Comments

This post is in: Just Shut the Fuck Up

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The ability of people to get offended by shit that doesn’t impact their lives in any way is amazing:

Furious San Francisco 49ers fans are burning Colin Kaepernick jerseys after he refused to stand for the national anthem as part of a racial protest.

One fan even played The Star-Spangled Banner as he set light to the Number 7 shirt, watching with his hand on his chest as it was reduced to ash.

Another, who uploaded a video to Instagram under the handle Nate3914, called the $19million-per-year athlete an ‘ignorant son of a b****.’

He added: ‘People die every single day defending that flag you refuse to stand for and I won’t stand for that.’

‘This jersey was the worst $50 investment I have ever had … you should never play in the NFL again, move to Canada.’

Thousands of football fans also took to Twitter in order to shout down Kaepernick’s protests, accusing him of being unpatriotic, spoiled, and childish.

First things first- “WHO THE FUCK CARES?”

Second, there was already reason enough to burn Kaepernick jerseys before the other day:

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I’m not even going to get into whether or not his statement was right or appropriate, because whop fucking cares?

People don’t die every day defending our freedoms. The vast majority of our military exploits since World War II have been basically military adventurism and over-reactions, and/or attacking the wrong damned country. Our actual constitutional freedoms, with the exception of the 2nd amendment, have been under assault by lawmakers in the defense of the failed war on drugs and protecting Hollywood and software developers, but no foreign agent has been attacking them.

Soldiers and police do die every day defending the law and fighting the war on terror, but that hasn’t defended your freedoms. That’s kept you safe, maybe. The War on Terror itself has been used repeatedly to attack your actual Constitutional freedoms.

So if you want to thank someone for defending your freedoms, along with soldiers and police, thank the ALCU, the SPLC, the Innocence Project, and other folks who are waging a day to day unheralded battle to defend your freedoms.

And if soldiers were dying every day to defend your freedoms, they would be defending Kaepernick’s right to be a dickhead and not stand during the national anthem, for BLM to protest police, and for people and police union’s to say all live matters, and basically everything that someone says or does that pisses you off.

Because freedom means letting people do their own thing, and not sheltering you from things and get hurt feelings from things that offend you. And you know what? If the NFL and the 49ers want to do whatever they can to get rid of Kaepernick, so long as they honor their contractual obligations, fine.

That’s how things work when you are an adult.

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  1. 1.

    max

    August 28, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    So if you want to thank someone for defending your freedoms, along with soldiers and police, thank the ALCU, the SPLC, the Innocence Project, and other folks who are waging a day to day unheralded battle to defend your freedoms.

    And if soldiers were dying every day to defend your freedoms, they would be defending Kaepernick’s right to be a dickhead and not stand during the national anthem, for BLM to protest police, and for people and police union’s to say all live matters, and basically everything that someone says or does that pisses you off.

    Amen. Righteous rant, Cole.

    Nitpick: First things first- “WHO THE FUCK CARES?”

    ‘Who fucking died and made you God?’ is probably more appropriate.

    max
    [‘I wonder how they’d react if he was a Jehovah’s Witness? Although I can’t think of any Witnesses that play in the NFL.’]

  2. 2.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Who cares? Obviously you do. Enough to write a bloggy screed about it.

  3. 3.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    So much for those unamerikan san francisco values.

  4. 4.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    @p.a.: You can have my unAmerican San Francisco values when you pry them from my cold, dead hands, with my laptop and my gay marriage.

  5. 5.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    Dumb ass 49ers fans should have burned their jerseys last year.

  6. 6.

    Bobby D

    August 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    I’m laughing, because I laugh at any GROWN ASS MAN that buys and wears a pro sports team jersey in public, and double for one that has their little “hero’s” name on the back.

    Framed on display in the garage, pub, or rec room. Ok. Worn, un-ironically?LMFAO.

  7. 7.

    enplaned

    August 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    Main reason to think Kaepernick made a mistake is that the reaction was predictable, so to the extent Kaepernick actually wanted to make a difference, that chance has largely been lost. Which suggests that he might have been more successful making an impact had he taken a different tack.

  8. 8.

    Viva BrisVegas

    August 28, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    Presumably these same jersey burners are among those convinced by Trump that America has gone to shit and are willing to say so at every opportunity.

  9. 9.

    Hal

    August 28, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    What’s the point in fighting and dieing for a right no one is allowed to exercise?

  10. 10.

    ItAintEazy

    August 28, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    I can honestly think of better hills for Kaepernick to die on, but he’s doing us a service exposing these shitheads who get offended.

  11. 11.

    Emma

    August 28, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    @enplaned: When was the last time you were so morally outraged that you may have blown a 19-million dollar paycheck?

  12. 12.

    RepubAnon

    August 28, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    Funny how the folks screaming loudest about “political correctness” are the first to demand that people follow the right wing’s rules for political speech.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    I wonder what people are going to do if he has a good year.

  14. 14.

    M. Bouffant

    August 28, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    People die every single day defending that flag

    What is this, daily deaths playing “capture the flag”?

    So damned tired of the shallow-to-empty symbolism these crypto-fascist cretins indulge in.
    OH NOES, TRAITOR OBUMMER WASN’T WEARING A FLAG PIN!1!

  15. 15.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @Baud: It’s unlikely.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @redshirt: Whew.

  17. 17.

    PsiFighter37

    August 28, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    Anyone stupid enough to spend money on overpriced sports gear – and then burn said sports gear when said person does something that they don’t like – isn’t worth even trying to reach out to. These are probably folks who can’t afford to effectively be lighting $200 on fire.

    That said, I did buy a MJ jersey back in the 1990s that I still have, and I got a Mariano Rivera jersey (42, without the name on the back) before he retired. So maybe I’m the stupid one.

  18. 18.

    PhoenixRising

    August 28, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @enplaned: oh, I think he’s made an impact.

    More to the point, I’m not really in a position to second guess what the last straw was for Kap. And he has a couple of unusual biographic details–mixed race, adopted as a newborn by a white family who raised him like their other [white] children, white bio mom who wants to tell everyone in the English speaking world his private business re his black roots–that make this very complicated. I’d love to hear more from him about why now…

  19. 19.

    Lizzy L

    August 28, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    Great rant, John. And yeah — (ex-49er fan here) — the 49er fans objecting to Kap’s refusal to stand are clueless a**holes.

  20. 20.

    Anoniminous

    August 28, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    I feel REALLY DEEPLY about this so I vow to eat no boiled cucumbers until Kaepernick stands for the national anthem and pledges allegiance to the United States giving the original salute.

    Someone has to make a stand.

  21. 21.

    RepubAnon

    August 28, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Baud: Kaepernick have a good year? No danger of that.

  22. 22.

    hope

    August 28, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Why in the world is the national anthem played before sporting events? Last time I was at the theater, it wasn’t played. This is stupid

  23. 23.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    This is why I will only own scandal proof jerseys. Like Trot Nixon.

    And BRUSCHI!!!!!!!!

  24. 24.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    @hope: Just wait. And they’ll do America The Beautiful during the intermission.

  25. 25.

    shortribs

    August 28, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    > People die every single day defending that flag you refuse to stand for and I won’t stand for that.

    So a sit-down protest?

  26. 26.

    gene108

    August 28, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Excellent rant John. (((Applause)))

  27. 27.

    Original Lee

    August 28, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    And of course, many of these people so very very offended by improper national anthem behavior are the exact same people who think this makes sense.

    Found this in my FB feed, posted by a retired Navy officer who is currently a minister of a small church. I’m seriously thinking of blocking him until after the election.

  28. 28.

    ding

    August 28, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    @Emma: Kaepernick’s 2016 base salary (11.9 million) is fully guaranteed along with preseason incentives

  29. 29.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    August 28, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    @Bobby D: This.

    Maybe the should go to an NFL game to see how many 12 sandwich eating drunken slobs are sitting, laughing, and generally being jerks during the National Anthem. Kaep was making a political, and good on him! The fuckstains in the crowd are boorish unaccomplished nobodies.

  30. 30.

    PsiFighter37

    August 28, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    @ding: What incentives are there for the preseason? Not get injured?

  31. 31.

    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Reminds me of all the Beatle records being stomped on and burned after John’s (blown out of proportion) Jesus remarks.

  32. 32.

    Trentrunner

    August 28, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    This will filter up to the presidential race in the next 48 hours.

    What will Trump and Clinton say?

  33. 33.

    Anoniminous

    August 28, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Is this one of the items on the Manocide Vagenda?

    Asking for a friend.

  34. 34.

    Trentrunner

    August 28, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    @germy: This is different. Kap was not “misunderstood”; he means it, and it’s about race, sports, military, and “patriotism” in one big incendiary cocktail.

  35. 35.

    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    @Trentrunner: Well, Lennon wasn’t misunderstood either. He meant what he said. And he had a right to say it, and his statement was correct. And it was blown out of proportion, and I believe it contributed to his demise (his shooter was a young Christian folksinger).

  36. 36.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 28, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @germy: It was really Ruttles albums, so it’s OK.

    ETA Trivia: A sitting US Senator was in the Ruttles film “All You Need is Cash”.

  37. 37.

    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Cheese and Onions.

  38. 38.

    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    @enplaned:
    Since it comes on the heels of the Gabby Douglas hates America because she didn’t put her hand over her heart during the Star Spangled Banner nonsense, I suspect he knew exactly what he was doing. Gabby didn’t mean anything by that, while he meant to make a statement. The idiots are going to use this as an excuse to attack him, but the racism in many of the responses is telling.

  39. 39.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 28, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    @germy: Ah, from the “Yellow Submarine Sandwich”.

  40. 40.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    August 28, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Damn shame he didn’t go all John Carlos / Tommy Smith on them.

  41. 41.

    chopper

    August 28, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    because whop fucking cares

    oh, so it’s the Italians’ fault.

  42. 42.

    Chris

    August 28, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    I’m not even going to get into whether or not his statement was right or appropriate, because whop fucking cares?
    …
    People don’t die every day defending our freedoms. The vast majority of our military exploits since World War II have been basically military adventurism and over-reactions, and/or attacking the wrong damned country.

    THIS.

    I will add to that the other point that soldiers, no matter what the context is, don’t primarily “defend freedom.” Soldiers follow orders. Order them to take part in a war that results in the end of slavery in America, and they’ll do it. Order them to take part in a war of ethnic cleansing against the native populations in America, and they’ll do that too. Same thing overseas. Order them to help overthrow fascist regimes in Europe, and they’ll do it. Order them to defend fascist regimes in Central America from, basically, their own people (admittedly this was mostly instruction, supply, training and the like rather than war), and they’ll do that too.

    Which sounds like a criticism, but it really isn’t – this is basically what a professional military is supposed to do, and a military that picks and chooses which orders to follow (whether it’s framed as “does this Defend Freedom” or something else) is on a very short road to the world of periodic military coups that’s plagued so many countries throughout history and, in some cases, continue to do so today. It’s the least bad system around. None of this makes soldiers bad guys, nor does it take away from the fact that they have one of the hardest jobs in creation.

    But Christ almighty, am I sick of hearing “we/they died for your freedoms!”

  43. 43.

    rikyrah

    August 28, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    This is insane!!!

    ………………………………

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    August 25, 2016, 6:00 AM

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    With the price of insulin more than tripling in a decade, some diabetics are having to make tough choices about how to pay for the medication. In some cases, diabetics are cutting back or even going without the drug. Many of the 26 million Americans with diabetes must use insulin daily to treat the disease, or else risk illnesses such as kidney failure and disabilities such as blindness.

    While American diabetics may have faced monthly costs of $100 to $200 several years ago, some are now grappling with costs of $400 to $500 per month.

  44. 44.

    raven

    August 28, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    At the Illinois-Ohio State game in 1973 I wouldn’t stand up for the anthem. A couple of seats down was Al Kustock, former Illini lineman and notorious wild man. He told me to stand up and I didn’t. It passed, he’s now in prison for killing his wife.

  45. 45.

    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @germy:
    And the idiots burning Dixie Chicks CD’s. Perhaps someone should inform these morons that the musician/athlete still gets paid. Nah let them think they are punishing them.

  46. 46.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    @raven: You showed him!

  47. 47.

    Chris

    August 28, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @M. Bouffant:

    So damned tired of the shallow-to-empty symbolism these crypto-fascist cretins indulge in.
    OH NOES, TRAITOR OBUMMER WASN’T WEARING A FLAG PIN!1!

    I’m fairly convinced that the entire purpose of patriotic ritual is precisely to allow people like this to share scandalized gossip about who is and isn’t Behaving Properly.

  48. 48.

    Jeffro

    August 28, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @hope:

    Why in the world is the national anthem played before sporting events?

    More importantly…why was it played before each of the GOP debates? Oh wait…nevermind…

    People are welcome to stand or not for the anthem & burn jerseys or not in response, which is a lot more than many other countries can say. I’ve never thought that things like sitting for the anthem or burning an American flag are helpful, not because I fear the blowback but because it’s not very specific about what the protest is about…and being specific usually means there is going to be a better way to engage people about that issue than doing something so often broadly interpreted as ‘I hate America’.

    In other words, I prefer to pin the opposition down on the specifics of what they’re doing wrong, and not let a horde of mouth-breathers obscure the issue with knee-jerk demonstrations of faux patriotism.

  49. 49.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @hope: last time i heard the anthem played before a movie it was at a drive in that only showed pornos!

  50. 50.

    Felonius Monk

    August 28, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    One fan even played The Star-Spangled Banner as he set light to the Number 7 shirt, watching with his hand on his chest as it was reduced to ash.

    This is what happens when you spend too many Sunday afternoons on the couch in front of the TV, drinking beer and watching NFL football masturbating .

  51. 51.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @Jeffro: The anthem was played before the Dem debates too.

  52. 52.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    August 28, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    @raven: Don’t you love the self righteous dickheads who never served anything but a personal agenda. To these guys love of country is waving a flag and standing for the Anthem. Almost to a man they are cowards.

  53. 53.

    RSA

    August 28, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    @chopper:

    oh, so it’s the Italians’ fault.

    Fox News alert: Typo exposes subliminal anti-white racism.

  54. 54.

    Chris

    August 28, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @enplaned:

    Main reason to think Kaepernick made a mistake is that the reaction was predictable, so to the extent Kaepernick actually wanted to make a difference, that chance has largely been lost. Which suggests that he might have been more successful making an impact had he taken a different tack.

    That’s true, but I’m not sure the question should be phrased in terms of “what’s the maximum impact that could be made here.” He’s not an activist or running for office. I see this as a dude who for whatever reason decided that he’d had enough, and vented about it in public. Since most of the stuff he’s venting at is spot on, I’m good with it.

    Does it offend the professionally patriotic? Who gives a shit.

  55. 55.

    NotoriousJRT

    August 28, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    @germy:
    Don’t forget the vilification of the Dixie Chicks for the comments by Natalie Maines. The stoopid continues to burn.

  56. 56.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    @RSA: The Italians are white now? What a world.

  57. 57.

    Felonius Monk

    August 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    Why in the world is the national anthem played before sporting events?

    Because it is the one song that they don’t have to pay royalties to use.

  58. 58.

    Michael Bersin

    August 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    Heh. Ah, yes. Years ago, right after the controversy, we went to the local anti-union [sigh, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do] national chain mega store to buy a Dixie Chicks CD (one we didn’t already own). At the checkout the register clerk cheerily said, “Oh, are you going to burn it?” I returned a look that I thought said, “We can’t possibly look that stupid to you, can we?” My spouse politely replied, “We agree with them.” The clerk mumbled something, bagged our purchase, and handed it to us.

    At the time we wondered how many morons bought Dixie Chicks CDs at that store (adding to their sales numbers and royalty bottom line), expressing their intent to burn their purchase to checkout clerks as they paid for it.

    All these years later experience has given my an idea of the proportion of the population in this country who would consider buying and burning a CD a productive way of punishing the artists. The floor is 27%. The maximum is whatever percentage votes for Trump in the general election.

  59. 59.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @Felonius Monk: They should take a page from Republican campaign events and just play whatever damn song they want.

  60. 60.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’ve never been able to straighten out the differences (if any) between SF values and Hollywood values in the wingnut smearatorium. Maybe Hwood implies Jewish more, and SF gay more (pretty obvious on that count.)

  61. 61.

    Mary G

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s disgusting. Greed for profit and higher CEO salaries over people’s health and lives. I hope it’s going to backfi

  62. 62.

    Amir Khalid

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @p.a.:
    In Malaysia, the national anthem is played before the main feature in cinemas only from mid-August to mid-September — basically the run-up to Merdeka (independence) Day on August 31, and then to Malaysia Day on September 16 (the anniversary of Sabah and Sarawak joining the Federation in 1963, which for some reason is not a holiday in Peninsular Malaysia).

  63. 63.

    Baud

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @Michael Bersin: “I’m going to play it over and over until I’m sick of their songs. That’ll show em.”

  64. 64.

    Pogonip

    August 28, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Cole, this rant is completely irrelevant to my life and I find it highly offensive. If Walter were here he’d rate it triple-poop worthy.

    I got a kick out of Walter pooping 3 times before he left. The magic number!

  65. 65.

    Emma

    August 28, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @ding: And that makes his actions less admirable?

  66. 66.

    Jeffro

    August 28, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    @Baud:

    The anthem was played before the Dem debates too.

    Ugh, really??
    But…but I liked my moral high horse…can I borrow Obama’s time machine, go back, and make them unplay the anthem at the Dem debates?

  67. 67.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @Baud: IT’S TRUE! Cops never stop me except when they catch me speeding. And they are invariably polite. Of course, I don’t sport a pencil thin moustache or wear black suits w black shirt and white tie.

  68. 68.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @p.a.: And what are New York values, anyway? Even more Jewish?

  69. 69.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    Apropos of nothing, take a moment to tell the people you love that you love them and that they know it. You might not get the chance.

  70. 70.

    dexwood

    August 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    Are the same people who demonstrate ugly and stupid towards those who they think show disrespect for the anthem the same people who dislike the anthem, who think it’s too hard, who want to replace it with America the Beautiful?

  71. 71.

    Suzanne

    August 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    Damn skippy. Every military exploit on my lifetime has been to protect people in other countries (which I generally think is a good thing), or has made me less safe. This is why I hate the “fights for your freedom blar blar”. We should be honest about when we are protecting the rights of others and when we are being self-interested.

  72. 72.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Additions to a nation dilute the power of the already-existing parts. We here in the Original 13 ™ don’t celebrate the addition of the interlopers. Only we get stripes, you frakers.

  73. 73.

    Lizzy L

    August 28, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @rikyrah: Yes, it is. Breaking news, Big Pharma sucks and they’re only in it for the money. Film at 11.

    Don’t get me wrong — I loathe these capitalist bastards. I just posted this very article on my FB page, with a polite suggestion that folks who work for Big Pharma should consider doing something else, because they are cooperating with evil. Damned if I know what to do about it, though, except spread the word, and it makes me crazy.

  74. 74.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: wholesale prices. *ducks*

  75. 75.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @Suzanne: “Fights for the Empire” is a far more honest evaluation of American military action over the past 50 years.

  76. 76.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    August 28, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @Bobby D: I don’t buy pro sports team jerseys, but I do have a collection of Gopher women’s hockey jerseys. I can’t buy them personalized; I have to buy generic Minnesota jerseys and take them to an embroidery shop. However, I’ve talked with all of the players whose jerseys I have, and almost kind of know them, if you squint just right.

    And there was the entertainment value of last year’s trip to Madison, when I wore my Sophie Skarzynski jersey. I sat down and the people around me started laughing and thanking me. It turned out that, by accident, I’d sat down right in the middle of her extended family, up from Chicago for the game.

  77. 77.

    Suzanne

    August 28, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: New York values are equally gay, even more Jewish, with equal parts black and Latino. And let us not forget FILTHY IMMIGRANTS.

    They hate New York because of its universities, parks, museums, cultural amenities, Ellis Island, and generalized attitude that different kinds of people can all live together in close quarters in relative harmony.

  78. 78.

    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    @Emma: it’s the American way isn’t…everyone wants to be rich, but if/when you become rich you lose all right to complain about anything apparently.

    This argument about Kaep having a money meaning he can NEVER complain about injustice against others…

    Or because he’s not having the best year professionally, that he should just shut up and play, doesn’t sit well with me.

    and don’t get me started on this idea that some folks have that cause Kaep was adopted and raised by white parents that somehow that means he should shut up about folks in underprivileged areas? Or because he’s half white that he has no right to even talk about the inequalities between Black and White folks..

    Funny thing about being rich…unless you got around looking that way i.e. bodyguards, flashy clothes, paparazzi following you where you go…most folk would likely not even know who you are.

    I mean I’m here in NOLA, all kinds of celebs come here and even live here…wouldn’t know many of them from adam except when you see them surrounded by excess

    So yeah, you can be rich and Black and STILL be profiled…hello, just last month remember the story about Dr Dre al most getting arrested in front of his own darn house?

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    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    August 28, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: New York values are San Francisco values with more profanity.

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    M. Bouffant

    August 28, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Stand up or die!!

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    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @lamh36: Hell even that Black Repub Sen (SC) called bullshit on ‘all lives matter’ and Fox bs when he recounted how many times he’s been stopped.

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    Chris

    August 28, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @lamh36:

    This argument about Kaep having a money meaning he can NEVER complain about injustice against others…

    The absurdity of that reaches a new high when you remember that these are the same people who unironically compare OWS protests to Hitler’s invasion of Poland.

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    Svensker

    August 28, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym:

    Fantastic.

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    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    And on the subject of Keap just mad or trying to get attention cause he likely to get benched or let go cause he’s not playing so well.

    Who knows, but could also be that the dude spent alot of time off the field coming to the realization that he’s likely not long for the football life and began to start thinking about life afterwards and about how other like him may live or not lived and he decided, to go out in a blaze of glory if not on the field, but then at least using his visibility to make a statement he wasn’t likely to have been able to once his star had fallen and he was out the lineup.

    It was just what bout 2 months ago some of same folks that lauded Ali were praising him in death when it was just as likely if not for his illness that silenced him, they’d likely still be cursing his name.

    Who knows…maybe Kaep was sitting at home, thinking about his life and the lives of his fellow players, family, friends, watching countless news programs about dead and dying folks killed under the authority and eyes of local law enforcement and their agencies…and was watching alot things like maybe this interview that Ali gave about what he thought of other athletes that were silent and maybe he figured he had enough…

    @BellicoseGarvey
    Muhammad Ali on other athletes:

    Disrespecting the soldiers is a strawman argument. Just another way to not have to discuss the focus of his protest. The strawman is much easier to defend and be outraged over as opposed to the real context behind which he said he was protesting.

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    Browser

    August 28, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @The Ancient Randonneur: fun fact: Kaepernick spoke with Harry Edwards, who’s a 49ers consultant and friend of Chip Kelly, before today’s practice.

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    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym: That makes sense.

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    Ken

    August 28, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @raven: thankfully he didn’t blame you for Illini getting their asses kicked ;)

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    Ruckus

    August 28, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Chris:

    I’m fairly convinced that the entire purpose of patriotic ritual is precisely to allow people like this to share scandalized gossip about who is and isn’t Behaving Properly.

    Not just who is behaving properly but also who is thinking properly.
    Will you follow orders without question? Will you support your government no matter what they do? Not sure if it’s the end result or not but I think Trump or his kind is one most likely outcome of total obedience in a democracy.

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    Matt McIrvin

    August 28, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    Our freedoms are far too valuable for them to ever be used.

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    piratedan

    August 28, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    when it comes to “how do veterans feel” I always enjoy what JC has to say and also check out Jim Wright of the venerable Stonekettle Station and as another voice of sanity in the wilderness, I’ll link to what he has to say about “this affair”

    https://www.facebook.com/Stonekettle/posts/1084172264951509“

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    Tom Shipley

    August 28, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    One of the things that makes America a great nation is that we don’t have to honor the flag. We can sit, stand, turn out back, sing “I’m Henry the Eighth” or play cribbage during the singing of the National Anthem if we so choose.

    Of course people are free to rant on twitter and burn jersey’s in response, but at least Kaepernick (#1 on the current list of most carefully spelled names) was thoughtful in his actions and wasn’t driven by knee-jerk patriotism/racism.

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @piratedan: There’s a problem with your URL. Fixed.

    Edit: either I have lost my mind or you fixed the URL after posting.

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @lamh36: As the sports radio guys just said, even the most successful black man or woman getting pulled over by the police is just another black man or woman getting pulled over by the police in America. Money or success means nothing in that regard.

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    piratedan

    August 28, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @WaterGirl: nope, I realized I hosed it and came in afterwards to clean it up… TY for having my back WG!

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    Chris

    August 28, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @lamh36:

    Disrespecting the soldiers is a strawman argument. Just another way to not have to discuss the focus of his protest. The strawman is much easier to defend and be outraged over as opposed to the real context behind which he said he was protesting.

    It pisses me off double because they are the fucking first to disrespect any soldier who doesn’t fit their perfect mold. John Kerry. Max Cleland. John McCain. The Khans. Heck, the entire “spitting on the troops!” thing is right wingers displacing the behavior of their own assholes in the VFW and American Legion onto the hippies.

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    @piratedan: Any day when I get confirmation that I haven’t lost my mind is a good day!

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    BR

    August 28, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    OT: Under Pence, state gave incentives to companies that offshored jobs:

    But since Pence became governor in 2013, the state has awarded millions of dollars in economic development incentives to companies that have moved production to foreign countries such as Mexico and China. Those production shifts have cost thousands of Hoosiers their jobs during Pence’s time in office.

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    JanieM

    August 28, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    @lamh36: Let’s not forget Henry Louis Gates while we’re at it.

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    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Donald J. Trump ✔@realDonaldTrump
    I think that both candidates, Crooked Hillary and myself, should release detailed medical records. I have no problem in doing so! Hillary?

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    EBT

    August 28, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Let’s clarify one thing. No one dies for a flag.

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    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @lamh36:

    So yeah, you can be rich and Black and STILL be profiled…hello, just last month remember the story about Dr Dre al most getting arrested in front of his own darn house?

    Which is why I disagree with those who say “it isn’t race, it’s poverty!” Because when Oprah can be followed around a store and Al Roker can’t get a cab, it’s about race.

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    rawhide rawlins

    August 28, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    This flag thing. Maybe flags cause a lot of trouble. Let’s get rid of flags altogether, folks might get along better.

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    Aleta

    August 28, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Speaking of white guys. My partner has suddenly taken to Norwegian slow TV.

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @germy: Is that for real?

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @JanieM: Didn’t I just read about some guy who called the cops about an intruder and the cops came and shot the home-owner in the stomach? I’m pretty sure that guy was not white.

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    Iowa Old Lady

    August 28, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @Aleta: I just googled “slow tv.” So it’s just ordinary stuff in real time? What’s he watching? And even more, what’s the point?

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    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @germy: Right…Oprah without all the makeup and no entourage looks like some random poor Black person trying to get into Hermes to buy a $1000 bag…i.e. NOT WANTED.

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    wmd

    August 28, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    For some reason when I saw the video of the burning jersey I thought of burning crosses. Help me out, why did I associate the two?

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    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @wmd: Gosh, I couldn’t begin to guess.

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    Aleta

    August 28, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: First, a train trip with a lot of tunnels going up a fiord. The length of every tunnel is announced as well as the stations and the offerings at the snack car. Now a six day boat trip up a fiord. There is probably a snack bar recording playing on this one too.

    ETA He says there is also one about sheep that are living in a meadow and then shorn and then the wool is knitted.

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    burnspbesq

    August 28, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Baud:

    I wonder what people are going to do if he has a good year.

    If he has a good year, this never happened. Fandom and hypocrisy are cousins.

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    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    LOLGOP @LOLGOP

    Imagine if insisting the president is a treasonous foreigner who founded ISIS were seen as bad as not standing up for the national anthem.
    2:38 AM – 29 Aug 2016

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    Iowa Old Lady

    August 28, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Aleta: What’s for snacks?

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    Mike in NC

    August 28, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @BR: Hey, Pence needs to worry about the important issues, like funerals for miscarried fetuses.

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    Aleta

    August 28, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: beer and wine

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    gex

    August 28, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    Even supposing one grants the idiots the fact that soldiers sacrifice for our freedoms, if one does not have the freedom to hold and voice an opinion, then I’m afraid our soldiers have been sacrificing themselves for no goddamn reason.

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    Steeplejack (phone)

    August 28, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @wmd:

    Because you’re a racist, man!

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    M. Bouffant

    August 28, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @wmd: The National Anthem?

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    Keith G

    August 28, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @raven: Well I hope you stood up for The Buckeye Battle Cry.

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    JanieM

    August 28, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @WaterGirl: I hadn’t seen that one, but lo and behold.

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    Keith G

    August 28, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @hope:

    Why in the world is the national anthem played before sporting events? Last time I was at the theater, it wasn’t played. This is stupid

    It’s marketing. It started in MLB, Wrigley Field, 1919. Grew from there.

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    magurakurin

    August 28, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @EBT:

    Let’s clarify one thing. No one dies for a flag.

    If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is “poontang”.

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    rikyrah

    August 28, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @lamh36:
    Yep. In front of his OWN DAMN HOUSE ???

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    cmorenc

    August 28, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @John Cole:

    Because freedom means letting people do their own thing, and not sheltering you from things and get hurt feelings from things that offend you.

    This applies even to Donald Trump being a flaming asshole. As it should.

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @rikyrah: with an ID that showed he lived there!!!!

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    cmorenc

    August 28, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @gex:

    Even supposing one grants the idiots the fact that soldiers sacrifice for our freedoms, if one does not have the freedom to hold and voice an opinion, then I’m afraid our soldiers have been sacrificing themselves for no goddamn reason.

    The interests of Halliburton and Defense Contractors are definitely reasons our soldiers have been put in harm’s way at possible sacrifice. Extremely bad reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

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    hueyplong

    August 28, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @Browser: As you probably know, Harry Edwards has been a consultant to the 49ers and/or their players since back in the Bill Walsh days.

    I’m kind of sorry Kaepernick did this because of the very predictable reaction. This probably goes triple for someone in the NFL, as opposed to other sports. Kaepernick already had problems on the field. It wouldn’t be shocking to find that RWNJ NFL fans had lit him up in social media during his subpar play last year and after he asked to be traded during the offseason. The Trump types no doubt enjoy showering with love AA guys who were raised by white surrogate parents.

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    frosty

    August 28, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @hope:

    Why in the world is the national anthem played before sporting events?

    So we can holler “O!” in Baltimore. SATSQ.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    I cannot stand Kaepernick, the player. That said, good for him for taking a stand about something he thinks is important.* He had to know he would take shit for it and he did it anyway. I think more of him as a person for doing this.

    *The fact that I agree that the issue is important is irrelevant.

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    germy

    August 28, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    Trump will release medical records if Hillary will

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    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @KingGreggles
    #ISupportKaepernickBecause if a white man criticized America, he’d get 14 million votes and a presidential nomination, not racist hate

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: He’s also doubled down since the initial comments.

    Good for Kaep.

    Kaep at his prime was scary awesome. But that only lasted 2 years. Since then…. meh.

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @enplaned: Actually this is the third game in a row he’s done this. No one seems to have noticed and/or cared the first two times.

  134. 134.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @Hal: New In Box (NIB). The minute you take them out and use them they loose all their collectible and resale value.

  135. 135.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’m sure someone is working on an app for that. Most likely one of your neighbors.

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @hope: Here;s an excerpt. The entire history is at the link below:
    http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/6957582/the-history-national-anthem-sports-espn-magazine

    …THAT STORY BEGINS, as so many tales in modern American sports do, with Babe Ruth. History records various games in which “The Star-Spangled Banner” was played dating from the mid-1800s, but Ruth’s last postseason appearances for the Boston Red Sox coincided with the song’s first unbreakable bond with the sports world, in 1918. Game 1 of that year’s World Series was notable for many reasons. For starters, the Red Sox and the opposing Cubs were considered champs back then. After 1918, they would serve as symbols of futility; neither won a title for the rest of the century. But at the time, the Cubs were so highly regarded that their World Series home was not Wrigley Field (then Weeghman Park), which seated only 14,000 fans; the National League champs instead rented out the White Sox’s Comiskey Park, which accommodated about 30,000.

    There was also World War I, which blackened everything, including the national pastime. The U.S. had entered the war 17 months earlier, and in that time some 100,000 American soldiers died. Veterans who survived often came home maimed or shell-shocked from encounters with modern warfare’s first mechanized mass-killing machines. At home, the public mood was sullen and anxious. The war strained the economy and the workforce, including baseball’s. The government began drafting major leaguers for military service that summer and ordered baseball to end the regular season by Labor Day. As a result, the 1918 Series was the lone October Classic played entirely in September.

    World War I wasn’t the only issue weighing heavily on fans. On Sept. 4, the day before the first game, a bomb ripped through the Chicago Federal Building, killing four people and injuring 30. The Industrial Workers of the World were thought to be behind the attack, a retaliation for the conviction of several IWW members on federal sedition charges in the court of Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis. (Two years later, Landis was appointed commissioner of baseball, a position he held until 1944.) Domestic terrorism didn’t exactly generate interest in a lighthearted day at the ball game. For the opener at Comiskey, newspapers optimistically estimated that a sellout crowd would drop anywhere from 50 cents for a bleacher ticket to $3 for a box seat. When only 19,000 and change showed, a Chicago Herald-Examiner headline proclaimed, “Scalpers Are Making No Money.”

    Although the Cubs festooned the park in as much red, white and blue as possible, the glum crowd in the stands for Game 1 remained nearly silent through most of Ruth’s 1-0 shutout victory over Chicago’s Hippo Vaughn. Not even the Cubs Claws, the forerunners to Wrigley’s Bleacher Bums, could gin up enthusiasm. “For a baseball game in a world’s Championship series,” the
    Chicago Tribune wrote, “yesterday’s combat between the Cubs and Red Sox was perhaps the quietest on record.”

    The Red Sox beat the Cubs in the 1918 World Series — and wouldn’t win another title for 86 years. The “Star-Spangled Banner” would have a better run. Mark Rucker/Transcendental Graphics/Getty Images
    With one exception: the seventh-inning stretch. As was common during sporting events, a military band was on hand to play, and while the fans were on their feet, the musicians fired up “The Star-Spangled Banner.” They weren’t the only active-duty servicemen on the field, though. Red Sox third baseman Fred Thomas was playing the Series while on furlough from the Navy, where he’d been learning seamanship at the Great Lakes Naval Training Station in Chicago. But Thomas’ months of military training had hardly dulled his diamond skills. According to the Society of American Baseball Research, the station’s commander, Capt. William Moffett, was a baseball fanatic who actively recruited athletes for the training center’s team. Thomas, who started playing professionally right out of high school in Wisconsin, later said he “had it made at Great Lakes. All [I] had to do was play baseball.” So after the Red Sox went through nine third basemen during the season, they took a shot and asked the Navy whether he could join them as they took on the Cubs. The military said yes, and Thomas stood at his usual position on the diamond during Game 1’s seventh-inning stretch, present at the creation of a tradition.

    Upon hearing the opening notes of Key’s song from the military band, Thomas immediately faced the flag and snapped to attention with a military salute. The other players on the field followed suit, in “civilian” fashion, meaning they stood and put their right hands over their hearts. The crowd, already standing, showed its first real signs of life all day, joining in a spontaneous sing-along, haltingly at first, then finishing with flair. The scene made such an impression that The New York Times opened its recap of the game not with a description of the action on the field but with an account of the impromptu singing: “First the song was taken up by a few, then others joined, and when the final notes came, a great volume of melody rolled across the field. It was at the very end that the onlookers exploded into thunderous applause and rent the air with a cheer that marked the highest point of the day’s enthusiasm.”

    The Cubs front office realized it had witnessed something unique. For the next two games, it had the band play “The Star-Spangled Banner” during the seventh-inning stretch, to similarly enthusiastic crowds. By Game 3, a bigger crowd of 27,000 was in attendance. Not to be outdone, the Red Sox ratcheted up the pageantry when the Series relocated to Boston for the next three games. At Fenway Park, “The Star-Spangled
    Banner” moved from the seventh-inning stretch to the pregame festivities, and the team coupled the playing of the song with the introduction of wounded soldiers who had received free tickets.

    Like the Chicago fans, the normally reserved Boston crowd erupted for the pregame anthem and the hobbled heroes. As the Tribune wrote of the wounded soldiers at Game 6, “[T]heir entrance on crutches supported by their comrades evoked louder cheers than anything the athletes did on the diamond.”…

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @enplaned:

    Main reason to think Kaepernick made a mistake is that the reaction was predictable, so to the extent Kaepernick actually wanted to make a difference, that chance has largely been lost.

    Did Tommy Smith and John Carlos also make a mistake?

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Did you read the story about the preppers in PNW in Washpost, this morning.

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    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @germy: Trying to call her bluff? Even more likely, whatever she releases will not be enough for Trump, so he won’t release his. Hope Hillary’s campaign can come up with a clever solution to that dilemma.

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    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: right someone I know pointed it out that this wasn’t the first time he’s done it.

    So he wasn’t even making a show of himself…he just silently did what he did for past 3 games and folks finally noticed and of course shitstorm

  141. 141.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: She should just say that she already has – because it is true.

  142. 142.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @p.a.: Porn on the 4th of July? The Revolutionary Whore for Independence? 1600 Pornsylvania Avenue?

    I’m guessing only all American, patriotic porn.

  143. 143.

    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: She should call his bluff saying I already did, unlike you, donnie dick.

  144. 144.

    WaterGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Fair enough. I’m just thinking that for Trump to say that, he must feel that she hasn’t released hers, and I have seen enough of his game and the media’s game to think that won’t be considered enough and Trump will get away with only that bullshit letter from his “doctor”.

    edit: I should change “must feel” to “likely feels” – since I hate when people act like they can read someone else’s mind and KNOW the motivation behind someone else’s actions.

  145. 145.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @redshirt: I take it the funeral was today? How you holding up?

  146. 146.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: None of these games count.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Do Tread On Me*

    *Not very well known BDSM flick – decent production values, so I have heard.

  148. 148.

    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: wallstreet whores?

  149. 149.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Sad. You know that one person that EVERYONE loves? Yeah, that was her.

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    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ha.

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    Joel

    August 28, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Football fans are just the biggest assholes. It’s not context-dependent, either.

  152. 152.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @lamh36: I resemble some of that remark.

  153. 153.

    Darkrose

    August 28, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @Bobby D: Laugh away at me and my wife. We each have enough Giants jerseys to wear a different one for a four game series, because it’s fun and they make good gifts.

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    Darkrose

    August 28, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @redshirt: Niners fans should be burning effigies of Jed York, who’s done far more damage to that franchise than Kap could dream of.

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    Lizzy L

    August 28, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: She can always say that she’ll release medical records when he releases his tax returns.

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Joel: Tailgate during one of their games. You’ll learn new levels of disgust.

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: No I did not. What did they do?

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Joel: Thanks, we think you are a very nice guy as well. Just off hand, when is the last time you rescued a dog you found in a house you just bought like some rabid Steelers fan recently did?

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Darkrose: This is what I’m saying. Perhaps the worst ownership in the league though that’s a lively debate so I won’t declare it.

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @amk: I believe you’re looking for this:
    http://nypost.com/2015/01/15/wall-street-intern-quits-to-become-a-porn-star/

  161. 161.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @redshirt: I’m sure you all did right by her today.

  162. 162.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Is that the one that comes with the leather hood?

  163. 163.

    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: More honest work. Better asset management.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I really wouldn’t know. Wouldn’t that be like asking re: standard porn: Is that the one that comes with the women with breast implants?

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I doubt it, but I appreciate the sentiment.

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    Keith P.

    August 28, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Things I hate – trying to actually watch political news on TV, and the cable news stations are all running documentary programming. Chilean miners, the Dave Laut murder (again)…I really want to just watch some election babble.
    And I’m doubly hate that I’m watching all this on MS Edge. POS browser (crashes too damn much)

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @redshirt: Been gone for a few days. I assume condolences are in order. You have mine.

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @amk: There was a famous adult vid from the 80s that parodied the Gordon Gekko excess of Wall Street. Got written up in quite a few mainstream papers. Wanda Whips Wall Street. Here’s the AV Club’s article on it:
    http://www.avclub.com/article/istocks-blondesi-1984-47689

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    gwangung

    August 28, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @lamh36: Thabo Sefolosha and James Blake would agree with Mr. Kaepernick

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    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Dood, don’t tread on corrupt me.

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    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Thanks. I sincerely appreciate it.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @amk: Don’t play the faux-innocent with us. That’s my gig.

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Apparently preppers are buying real estate in PNW, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, calling it Redoubt, stockpiling ammunition and food, living off the grid.
    Link

  174. 174.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The Autobiography of a Flea is the one flick that I actually remember. Didn’t know its history in Victoriana until just now:

    long time ago

  175. 175.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Please, you are no innocent O2.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @redshirt: May I ask what happened or would it be piling on to things you’ve already discussed ad nauseam?

  177. 177.

    amk

    August 28, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: screw copyrights.

    another amurkan porn.

  178. 178.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I said faux.

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    Uncle Cosmo

    August 28, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @frosty: Fuckin’ A, hon!

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    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was paraphrasing a line from Dangerfield’s Back to School.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxAVebvweDI

    :28 to :55

  181. 181.

    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    She sure likes those double entendres. Just saying.

  182. 182.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Thanks. I have heard about this though.

  183. 183.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I stand by my response. :P

  184. 184.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @hovercraft: Everybody likes double entendres.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @efgoldman: Last time I was in a British cinema, they did it.

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    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I hear the actors get paid more for that.

    I’m here all week, don’t forget to tip your waiter!

  187. 187.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Its okay to be punny if you are funny!

  188. 188.

    Emma

    August 28, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @lamh36: I was responding to the “not the best way to go about it” comment. It really irritates me when we decide that “I wouldn’t have done it that way” translates into “he didn’t do it right.” Money is a side issue, for the reasons you detailed.

  189. 189.

    catclub

    August 28, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Lizzy L: Although she should say she will release medical records when he releases tax forms AND medical records.

    ETA: ten years of tax forms.

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I doubt that you could pass as a faux innocent, wouldn’t be credible.

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    catclub

    August 28, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @efgoldman: All I would guess is that SF values are the least jewish of the unpopular liberal values locations. But otherwise the most gay friendly.

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    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @efgoldman: Don’t worry, they hate us too. It’s just a spin of the Wheel of Misfortune to see which target this ratings period.

  193. 193.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    @Emma: He also put a bunch of endorsement deals at risk. Will he be rich if his career ends now with no more football or endorsements? Probably.

    Did he put millions of dollars of future income at risk by doing this? Yes. How many people are willing to do that?

  194. 194.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 28, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @redshirt: I gather I missed the backstory here, but please accept my condolences.

    You know that one person that EVERYONE loves? Yeah, that was her.

    AFAICT that also describes Unc’s Skyler (whom we laid to rest last Tuesday). Hurts like hell to lose folks like them; it’s as if someone dimmed the sun.

  195. 195.

    p.a.

    August 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    as comments reach x the likelihood of porn topics ➡️ 1

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    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Maybe they should set up a place for displaying us, like the Tower of London.

    “Here, a black person, they’re a novelty,” Walsh said. “You’ll see people walk up to black people here sometimes and just talk to them because they’ve never spoken to a black person before. In terms of them walking around [saying racist things], you never see it.”

    This sounds so inviting, reliving the experience of ‘natives’ brought back to England back in the day as novelties.

  197. 197.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: It’s a fair cop. Should I go for jaded roué?

  198. 198.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @catclub: Probably. And LA is ‘Hollywood Jewish’, while NY is ‘Finance Jewish’/’Lit Jewish’.

    @p.a.: I don’t see it much here, just lately I think. Maybe I’m mis-remembering.

  199. 199.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: Yeah, it was an Aunt who never married and never had children and yet a hundred people showed up for her potluck and there were so many tears – no funeral, no mass, no burial, she was very specific.

    My condolences for your loss.

    For all our losses. That’s the thing about life – it always comes with death.

  200. 200.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Um…are these actual titles, or did you just make them up?

    The scary thing is, I’d believe either one.

    Wait, skip it. On second thought, maybe I don’t really want to know.

  201. 201.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @@hovercraft: Didn’t they behead people in the Tower. Do. Not. Want.

  202. 202.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    I checked Drudge because I like to be one day ahead of the wurlitzer, but can anybody explain to me what the hell I just read?

    An Internet Giveaway to the U.N.
    If the U.S. abdicates internet stewardship, the United Nations might take control.

    It’s uh, something about ICANN and monopolies? I literally cannot read it. The sentences do not make sense. (WSJ)

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    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: To be fair, they beheaded people in other places too.

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @redshirt: Then that was a life well lived. She is Mrityunjaya, she has conquered death because she will live forever in the hearts of those she touched. {{ }}

  205. 205.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @efgoldman: A likely story.

  206. 206.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @efgoldman: Yes, the author of werewolf erotica has led a sheltered life. //

  207. 207.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: They played the Star-Spangled Banner in a British theater?

  208. 208.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Probably more sheltered than someone who writes zombie erotica.

  209. 209.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Like my spirit animal, Tina from Bob’s Burgers!

  210. 210.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @Miss Bianca: National anthem. Bof.

  211. 211.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Yes, I believe it. Some people set examples that dozens or hundreds or even thousands of others strive to emulate, perhaps unknowingly. One person can always make a difference.

  212. 212.

    Punchy

    August 28, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    At least he didnt rape anyone.

  213. 213.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Bof? What type of “cinema” were you at, anyway?

  214. 214.

    Dork

    August 28, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Saving Ryan’s Privates

  215. 215.

    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Yes, but usually famous people. I was thinking more in terms of the exotic animals they kept there, on display. people coming up to me because they’ve never talked to a black person is much to reminiscent of the white people who just want to touch my hair to see what it feels like. Not racist at all.

  216. 216.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    @efgoldman: Honestly, most porno movies that I’ve seen have bored the crap out of me, so I haven’t watched that many. I much prefer my smut in print form.

  217. 217.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Oddly, it was the premier of The Company of Wolves. It was preceded by the premier of the video of David Bowie’s video “Jazzin’ for Blue Jean.”

  218. 218.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Is *that* what I’m writing? Wait’ll I tell mom! Oh, wait…

  219. 219.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @hovercraft: Someone did a play on that back in the 70s or 80s focusing on Jewish Americans. Here’s the script:
    http://www.usy.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/last_american_jew.pdf

  220. 220.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Tommy Smith and John Carlos and a small handful.
    Mohammed Ali: “He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.”

  221. 221.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @Miss Bianca: You tell me!

  222. 222.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Wanda Whips Wall Street is a real one. I think Porn on the 4th of July might be as well. The others I made up as far as I know.

  223. 223.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ooh, that’s the one based on the Angela Carter story? Thanks for reminding me – I’d actually like to watch that one! Missed it back in the day.

  224. 224.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Apparently, he’s recycling old news again. He seems to hit this one every year or so figuring his readers either don’t know about it, but it sounds like something nefarious the Obama Administration is doing or they’ve forgotten about it since his last coverage of it.

  225. 225.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Actually that one is a low budget, Sony b movie R rated film:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers

    Zombie Strippers is a 2008 American zombie comedy film shot, edited, written, and directed by Jay Lee. The film, starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, Penny Drake, and Roxy Saint, was distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. The film is loosely based on Eugène Ionesco’s classic play Rhinoceros.

    Plot[edit]
    The film opens with a news montage explaining that it is set in a dystopic near-future in which George W. Bush has been elected to a fourth term. The United States Congress has been disbanded; public nudity is banned; the United States is embroiled in wars with France, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Venezuela, Canada, and Alaska. With more wars than there are soldiers to fight them, a secret laboratory run by Dr. Chushfeld in fictional Sartre, Nebraska, has developed a virus to re-animate dead Marines and send them back into battle. However, this virus has broken containment and infected test subjects and scientists, and they are at risk of escaping the lab. A team of Marines code-named the “Z” Squad is sent in to destroy the zombies. One of the Marines named Byrdflough (Zak Kilberg) is bitten but escapes. He ends up in an alley outside an underground strip club named “Rhino”. The Marine dies and awakens as a zombie who goes into the strip club.

    “Rhino” is run by Ian Essko. A new stripper named Jessy has arrived at the club to save up enough money for her grandmother’s operation. She is introduced to the club’s star dancer, Kat. Kat begins her dance on the stage, but is attacked by Byrdflough. Essko is concerned about losing his best dancer, so he lets her go back on stage as a zombie. To everyone’s surprise, Kat is a better and more popular dancer as a zombie than she was as a human.

    The other strippers now find themselves faced with the prospect of losing their customers, as the customers prefer zombie strippers to human strippers. One by one, the human strippers become zombies, some by choice in order to compete or (in the case of Gothic rock stripper, Lillith) for fun. During private dances, the zombie strippers bite and kill their customers. Essko tries to keep the zombies hidden in a cage in the club’s cellar, but eventually, the zombies escape and overrun the club. Kat and the underrated stripper Jeannie fight for supremacy. The remaining humans in the club struggle to survive until the “Z” Squad burst in to destroy the zombies. But they discover that the zombies were allowed to escape by the Bush Administration, in the hopes that the ensuing zombie plague would distract Americans from their gross mishandling of the war effort and the economy.

  226. 226.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I have no idea. I was 20 and offered the chance to go to a London movie premier without having to sexually gratify someone icky.* I went. It was fun.

    I had a friend whose dad was a London restaurateur who had entertainment industry contacts. He got five or six tickets and gave them to his son. Hence tickets.

  227. 227.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @redshirt: Time heals. Remember love !

  228. 228.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: We are now talking highbrow written shit like Miss Bianca writes. I think.

    ETA: Why do you know this much about this stuff? Does your mother know?

  229. 229.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well that makes it all different then…

  230. 230.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: LOL – that last one is making me think *bad* thoughts about the first Clinton years!

    @Major Major Major Major: Sex scenes, more than likely. However, since they’re not really going to be the point of the story, I’d hesitate to call it “erotica”.

  231. 231.

    redshirt

    August 28, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @Prescott Cactus: Time runs out.

  232. 232.

    hovercraft

    August 28, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    That looks to be a cautionary tale about assimilation, and a warning to American Jews to never abandon Israel. I’m surprised that Bibi is not having this play performed every night in every city, town and village.

  233. 233.

    Scott Alloway

    August 28, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    This why we are Americans. not something else. We have a right to protest, to disagree, to say what is not polite, to offend the privileged. But heaven forbid we antagonize the NFL.

  234. 234.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Now *this*…I’d almost want to see. Accent on the “almost”.

  235. 235.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    @Scott Alloway: His team supported his right to do what he did.

  236. 236.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    But they discover that the zombies were allowed to escape by the Bush Administration, in the hopes that the ensuing zombie plague would distract Americans from their gross mishandling of the war effort and the economy.

    Oddly plausible for a porn plot.

  237. 237.

    catclub

    August 28, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Adam. did you see this at Informed Comment?

    America’s Syria SNAFU: Pentagon’s Militias fight Turkey & CIA’s Militias

    I wish there was a way for the Kurds to not get screwed in the middle east.
    A nation along the border between Iraq and Turkey – all the way to the ocean.

  238. 238.

    Lizzy L

    August 28, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @catclub: And you might be wrong. Where do you think Levi Strauss originated from? Adolph Sutro, mayor of San Francisco just before 1900, was Jewish. Come visit the San Francisco Jewish Museum.

  239. 239.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    Shiny new open thread is up!

  240. 240.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I know the Zombie Stripper movie as I saw it on late night tv while on TDY. When I got back from Iraq in late 2008 I was put on almost permanent TDY for the next 13 months or so. After a while you wind up watching whatever is on late at night on extended basic cable in your hotel room.

  241. 241.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    @hovercraft: I am not a fan of the play.

  242. 242.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    @catclub: Ah, the Kurds…as a friend of mine summed up the history of our involvement with them:
    “Here’s some money and some guns!”
    “Hooray!”
    “Of course, we’re only going to give you enough to keep fighting, not enough to actually win!”
    “Awwwww…!”

  243. 243.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 28, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Amen sister! Its for the male gaze, me thinks.

  244. 244.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @catclub: I have now. This does not surprise me.

  245. 245.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Uh…yeah. That one’s a winner, all right.

  246. 246.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @redshirt: Love never will. Infinite. Hopefully.

  247. 247.

    Amaranthine RBG

    August 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Soldiers and police do die every day defending the law and fighting the war on terror, but that hasn’t defended your freedoms.

    What bullshit is this?

    First, police do not die every day. Being a police officer is not even one of the top ten most dangerous occupations in this country.

    Second, police officers don’t die “defending the law”. What the fuck does that even mean? Most of them who die, die in car accidents.

    Can we please stop with the reflexive now-towing to police officers as if they are any more worthy of respect than the local grocer or taxi-driver.

    Please?

  248. 248.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    @Miss Bianca: If someone gets Miranda to set it to music, Mnem will go nuts though.

  249. 249.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Your basic cable differs from mine.

  250. 250.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Deleted

  251. 251.

    lamh36

    August 28, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yep

  252. 252.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: You have the right to a continental breakfast. You have the right to a cup of coffee in the precinct break room…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Luy502C920

  253. 253.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Oh, you are so BAD! : )

  254. 254.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was in so many different hotels in so many different places. I’m pretty sure it was on SyFy late one night. Maybe Spike. Regardless, that’s how I encountered it.

  255. 255.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    @efgoldman: Pretty sure Adelson is going to loose this one. And if he doesn’t, than Las Vegas elected officials deserve whatever they have coming to them.

  256. 256.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: @Amaranthine RBG: A taxi driver might protect me from getting wet with a quick up. A grocer might save me from getting the listeria soaked carrots out of the veggie sections.

    Cops walk out of the house every day not knowing if they will return. NO, I am not standing up for the unions who may hide and bury complaints, or the bad apples of the force.

    ATA:
    The 10 Deadliest Jobs:

    1. Logging workers

    2. Fishers and related fishing workers

    3. Aircraft pilot and flight engineers

    4. Roofers

    5. Structural iron and steel workers

    6. Refuse and recyclable material collectors

    7. Electrical power-line installers and repairers

    8. Drivers/sales workers and truck drivers

    9. Farmers, ranchers, and other agricultural managers

    10. Construction laborers

  257. 257.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Too bad. SyFy and Spike blur boobies. Blood and decapitation, not so much. Weird.

  258. 258.

    JR in WV

    August 28, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    @redshirt:

    Sorry for your family’s loss. Always a hard thing. Best wishes ging forward!

  259. 259.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    @Prescott Cactus: The guy is a pro-gun troll. Bear that in mind if or when you respond.

  260. 260.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s why I like El Rey after 10 PM. They issue very specific warnings about violence, nudity, and/or sexual content. Then they show the movie the way it was supposed to be shown.

  261. 261.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    @Prescott Cactus:

    The 10 Deadliest Jobs:

    1. Logging workers

    Well there goes @Miss Bianca: based on what she’s informed us about her lumberjacking (lumberjilling?) activities in the next thread.

  262. 262.

    Miss Bianca

    August 28, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Speaking of Monty Python…I can only say…”I’m not dead yet!”

  263. 263.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Since you weren’t getting paid, I’m sure you’re safe. It doesn’t say logging amateurs or logging volunteers or logging hobbyists…

  264. 264.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Charter does not make that available to me. Assholes. Also, most people know the word “fuck” was intended when the show says ” freak”. and “airhead” does not equal “asshole” except in syllable count.

  265. 265.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: THX +

    I got a dead cousin whose betrothed had already had her wedding shower when he got gunned down over 40 years ago.

  266. 266.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 28, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’m sorry. Its an interesting network. Thursday night classic martial arts movies. Monday classic action thrillers. Friday night classic monster movies. Monthly themes. Special theme marathons for holidays. Classic 70s and 80s reruns during the day. Lucha Underground on Wednesday nights. Weekend movie marathons.

  267. 267.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    @Prescott Cactus: Just a word to the wise. Their whole point is to seem reasonable.

  268. 268.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    @Prescott Cactus:
    The 10 Deadliest Jobs:

    4. Roofers (Carps)

    5. Structural iron and steel workers

    7. Electrical power-line installers and repairers (Electricians)

    8. Drivers/sales workers and truck drivers (Teamsters

    10. Construction laborers

    So essentially half are construction workers, splintered out by trade.

  269. 269.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 28, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: THX again.

    Has to be my top 5 worst days ever. First world problems. . .

    Shake it off and start anew tomorrow.

  270. 270.

    Chris

    August 29, 2016 at 12:00 am

    @catclub:

    America’s Syria SNAFU: Pentagon’s Militias fight Turkey & CIA’s Militias

    Huh.

    My grandfather was a Green Beret in Southeast Asia. Apparently, during his time there, he did not get along well with the CIA/Air America types in his area. Partly because the Army and these guys were tied in with different, and sometimes opposing, chieftains, which made an already murky war even less clear.

    It’s apocryphal (doubly so since I heard it from relatives after he died), but seemed plausible. This story kind of makes it more so.

  271. 271.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 29, 2016 at 12:00 am

    @Prescott Cactus: Cheers.

  272. 272.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 29, 2016 at 12:10 am

    @Chris: The headlines kind of misleading.

  273. 273.

    cokane

    August 29, 2016 at 12:18 am

    let’s not lie tho, if Kaepernick were having Cam Newton’s career, fans would be a lot more foregiving or so-what-ing. it’s the combo of declined play.

    i do get your point. i never understood why fans give so much of a shit about non-field related exploits (crime excepted of course)

  274. 274.

    Chris

    August 29, 2016 at 12:25 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I clicked after posting that. Indeed, the article doesn’t seem to actually mention CIA, more Turkey and U.S. That’s what I get for commenting without clicking.

  275. 275.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 29, 2016 at 12:29 am

    @cokane: If Kaep were having a good year, his quiet protest might attract more attention.

    ETA: He still was brave for doing it.

  276. 276.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 29, 2016 at 12:39 am

    @Chris: No worries. Your comment was very accurate regarding what went on in Vietnam. COORDS, which was a SOF (primarily Green Berets) operation embedding ODAs among local villages, teaching them to secure themselves against the VietCong and Operation Phoenix, which was the CIA’s counterinsurgency program were at odds. My understanding is that things have gotten much better, especially over the past decade or so. That doesn’t mean that conflicts don’t still happen, but great efforts have been made to not just get the military to be Joint in working across the services, but also with the other agencies within the Interagency in an Intergovernmental approach. Is it perfect? No. Does it always work? No. Is it better than it was? Often.

  277. 277.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 29, 2016 at 12:39 am

    @lamh36: I thought that you didn’t want to hear from me again.

  278. 278.

    Citizen Alan

    August 29, 2016 at 1:37 am

    @JanieM:

    What always amazed me about the Henry Louis Gates “controversy” is that it only came to national attention because Obama was president. Because there is no way on God’s Green Earth that the DC Press Corp would have asked President John McCain an unscripted question about his thoughts on a black professor in Massachusetts getting arrested under those circumstances. But part of Obama’s job apparently was to be the guy who had to respond to every single incident in America in which a black person was involved in any way.

  279. 279.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 29, 2016 at 2:56 am

    @RepubAnon: THIS RIGHT HERE

    It’s always projection with these assholes. Always.

  280. 280.

    Mom Called

    August 29, 2016 at 7:40 am

    I suppose freedom of speech and thought extends to juveniles burning their football jerseys, and other meaningless expressions of outrage.

  281. 281.

    The Other Chuck

    August 29, 2016 at 10:05 am

    @EBT:

    Let’s clarify one thing. No one dies for a flag.

    Not their own, anyway.

  282. 282.

    The Other Chuck

    August 29, 2016 at 10:06 am

    @rawhide rawlins: Imagine there’s no countries. It isn’t hard to do.

  283. 283.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 29, 2016 at 10:08 am

    Late to a thread yet again, but FTR…

    @Prescott Cactus: Time heals. It doesn’t necessarily restore. Even when it does, it does so slowly. And when the seasons left to heal in are so few…

    and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
    and whatever a sun will always sing is you

    here is the deepest secret nobody knows
    (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
    and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
    higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
    and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

    i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

    I’m resigned to carrying Skyler’s too-young passing around in my heart like a deep bruise, bent half over, braced for the stab of remembrance that curls in the crack of a bat or the pop of a fastball into the catcher’s mitt or the scrape of spikes on a cinder warning track or the arc of a deep fly in high August. With luck and time I may learn (pace Uncle Joe Biden) to smile through tears at the pain that reminds me he’s still with me in there. Right now it feels like the best I can hope for.

    (And if that strikes anyone as excessively sentimental & maudlin, they can talk to my Beijing lawyer, Su Mi.)

  284. 284.

    The Other Chuck

    August 29, 2016 at 10:54 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The gist is that there’s two agencies that “own” the Internet in any meaningful way: IANA and ICANN. IANA hands out blocks of IP addresses and other such numbers, and ICANN runs the domain name system (and they’re both heavily delegated through multiple layers of registrars). But now IANA is getting absorbed into ICANN, and that’s resurrected talk about switching ICANN’s oversight away from the FTC to the ITU, a UN committee. This of course has the usual crowd of screechy simpletons gibbering about black helicopters. Virtual ones this time, I guess.

    This paper explains the situation pretty well. It’s hardly unbiased — it’s freakin Heritage — but it does give you a detailed lay of the land.

  285. 285.

    The Other Chuck

    August 29, 2016 at 11:08 am

    @The Other Chuck: Forgetting one item here: technically it’s just IANA that runs the whole show, including the domain name system, and ICANN had a contract to run that piece for IANA. But the Commerce Department, who runs IANA decided to just let ICANN have the job for all time and not bother with the oversight role anymore, leaving the FTC to be the sole overseer.

    Since the transition, there might have been concrete steps to move away from the FTC to the ITU, but as far as I can tell, it really is just wingnut screeching and not a real thing.

  286. 286.

    rawhide rawlins

    August 29, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @The Other Chuck: Nice.

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