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Drinks?

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  September 3, 20163:06 am| 81 Comments

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Anyone awake?

So, I’m serving seared tuna (which has been marinating in teriyaki and rice wine for a while) with a mint, coriander, savoy cabbage and bean sprout salad, drizzled with argan oil and lime juice

And I’m stuck as to what cocktail to serve with it on a warmish spring evening. Mai tais to start, but then I need something to go with the fish. I’m thinking gimlets or white ladies at the moment.

ETA: WTFF?

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  1. 1.

    seaboogie

    September 3, 2016 at 3:12 am

    Hello dear girl – argan oil on the tuna? I think my hairdresser uses that on my tresses on my semi-annual visits. Maybe a little Aqua-Net on the Tilapia? Kisses….

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 3, 2016 at 3:17 am

    I’m partial to gimlets, oddly enough.

    And awake now because of this damn insomnia.

  3. 3.

    JGabriel

    September 3, 2016 at 3:21 am

    Sarah @ Top:

    Mai tais to start, but then I need something to go with the fish. I’m thinking gimlets or white ladies at the moment.

    Given the teriyaki marinade, you might want to consider a red wine.

  4. 4.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    September 3, 2016 at 3:22 am

    @seaboogie:

    Hah! He or she may well. However, in Morocco it comes in two types. Once the nuts, ahem, make their way out of the goats, they either grind them raw for the stuff people slather all over themselves, or toast them to make a lovely nutty spicy oil that goes great on citrussy salads, particularly oranges.

  5. 5.

    Keith P.

    September 3, 2016 at 3:23 am

    I’m awake, continuing a coding marathon and watching movies (“Kingpin” right now)

  6. 6.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    September 3, 2016 at 3:23 am

    @JGabriel:

    True. The tuna is from Madeira and so it’s quite dark…

  7. 7.

    JGabriel

    September 3, 2016 at 3:25 am

    Donald, Jr. looks like a greasy used car salesman in that photograph, while Eric looks like a particularly vile and ethically challenged congressional aide.

  8. 8.

    m0nty

    September 3, 2016 at 3:26 am

    Look at all those rebellious outsiders in their revolutionary ties and suits. Makes you feel all Che and stuff.

  9. 9.

    m0nty

    September 3, 2016 at 3:27 am

    Also, still pouting at Sarah that she wasn’t actually flying to America for damage control as per her story a few weeks ago.

  10. 10.

    seaboogie

    September 3, 2016 at 3:27 am

    If you want to understand Trump, look into Eric’s eyes…the very same animus, but one generation later….

  11. 11.

    gwangung

    September 3, 2016 at 3:27 am

    Billionaire real estate mogul (and one who bribes state attorney generals) is the essence of an insider.

  12. 12.

    Aleta

    September 3, 2016 at 3:28 am

    Quite cold sake ?

  13. 13.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 3, 2016 at 3:29 am

    @Keith P.: Whatcha writing? I was playing around with Go again earlier, such a clever little thing.

  14. 14.

    M. Bouffant

    September 3, 2016 at 3:31 am

    That’s Village of The Damned there.

    Was going to make a tuna melt, but settled for cereal. Now I’m thinking tuna melt anyway. Black pepper, Worchestershire sauce, diced onion & garlic, sharp cheddar on sourdough.

    Cheers!

  15. 15.

    Jack Canuck

    September 3, 2016 at 3:31 am

    Chilly but sunny down here in Melbourne this evening. I’m thinking it’s a quiche night – our two chickens have a production rate that regularly outstrips our normal egg consumption rate.

  16. 16.

    Aleta

    September 3, 2016 at 3:32 am

    @seaboogie: I find the boys’ eyes quite scary. Coldheart veneered thug

  17. 17.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    September 3, 2016 at 3:34 am

    @m0nty:

    Ah, but that’s just because the real story of Donald’s trip to Mexico has not yet been told.

    @Aleta:

    Sake wins. Why didn’t I think of that? Thank you.

  18. 18.

    seaboogie

    September 3, 2016 at 3:35 am

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall: eh…just tried to light a spark and blow on the embers (That’s what she said last night – in bed!)…

  19. 19.

    John Weiss

    September 3, 2016 at 3:37 am

    Dry Martini. Can’t go wrong.

  20. 20.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    September 3, 2016 at 3:41 am

    @seaboogie:

    You can blow on my embers anytime you want.

  21. 21.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 3, 2016 at 3:50 am

    The tuna sounds delightful, the baby Trumps are repulsive, I don’t drink so I’m back to planning some local adventures.

  22. 22.

    seaboogie

    September 3, 2016 at 3:50 am

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall:

    You can blow on my embers anytime you want

    I’ve often thoght that when a golfer hits a hole in one, he/she should hop off the cart, sell their clubs and just retire in the memory of that perfect moment.

    And now – duffer that I am – I face that moment, and still grasp my clubs, thinking that I want to try another day. What is wrong with me?

  23. 23.

    Steeplejack

    September 3, 2016 at 3:51 am

    Re that picture of the Trumpkins, Cole retweeted Ashley Feinberg: “This Children of the Corn reboot looks terrifying.”

  24. 24.

    Anne Laurie

    September 3, 2016 at 3:54 am

    There’s going to be so many jokes about that Trump-spawn piccie, Ms. Sarah…

    This is the worst Gattaca cosplay I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/ITtiUqyriD

    — Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) September 3, 2016

    Isn't it a little soon to do a reboot of The Talented Mr. Ripley? pic.twitter.com/cPmzKeSwcB

    — Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) September 3, 2016

    Lookin like a Cardigans cover band that plays weddings in New Jersey pic.twitter.com/Nndzhnnp1e

    — Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) September 3, 2016

  25. 25.

    Keith P.

    September 3, 2016 at 3:54 am

    @Major Major Major Major: I’m taking another stab at a simulation designer…it’s my current interpretation of an idea that’s gnawed at me since I was a kid – Bill Budge’s Construction Set Construction Set (I read about it in a magazine, and then he gave up on the idea). It’s been a decent introduction to Universal Windows apps.

  26. 26.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    September 3, 2016 at 3:57 am

    Also awake, and not by plan, here. Nice for us to have a bit cooler and drier weather. My mixology creds are in need of brushing up, so no input from me,

  27. 27.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 3:59 am

    Kevin Drum has reviewed the FBI files on Clinton

    Have you read the entire FBI report on their investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email practices? No? Well, I have, because that’s the kind of professional I am. And I’m going to provide you with all the most interesting excerpts.
    ……

    If you read the entire report, you’ll find bits and pieces that might show poor judgment on Hillary’s part. The initial decision to use one email device is the obvious one, something that Hillary has acknowledged repeatedly. Another—maybe—is her staff’s view of what was safe to send over unclassified email. But this is very fuzzy. It could be that her staff knew exactly what it was doing, and it’s the subsequent classification authorities who are wrong. This is something that it’s impossible to judge since none of us will ever see the emails in question.

    That said, this report is pretty much an almost complete exoneration of Hillary Clinton. She wasn’t prohibited from using a personal device or a personal email account, and others at state did it routinely. She’s told the truth all along about why she did it. Colin Powell did indeed advise her about using personal email shortly after she took office, but she chose to follow the rules rather than skirt them, as Powell did. She didn’t take her BlackBerry into her office. She communicated with only a very select group of 13 people. She took no part in deciding which emails were personal before handing them over to State. She had nothing to do with erasing information on the PRN server. That was a screw-up on PRN’s end. She and her staff all believed at the time that they were careful not to conduct sensitive conversations over unclassified email systems. And there’s no evidence that her server was ever hacked.

  28. 28.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 3, 2016 at 4:00 am

    @Keith P.: Ah, yes, you were mentioning Universal Windows earlier.

    You should try Go :P

  29. 29.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 4:00 am

    @Baud:

    Link

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    September 3, 2016 at 4:13 am

    Drinks, you say? Virginia O’Brien, “Did I Get Stinkin’ at the Club Savoy.”

  31. 31.

    Keith P.

    September 3, 2016 at 4:13 am

    @Keith P.: Now I’m onto “Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies”. Extremely entertaining documentary. Even my dad liked it.

  32. 32.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 4:21 am

    They couldn’t find any millennials for Trump other than his children?

  33. 33.

    mike in dc

    September 3, 2016 at 4:23 am

    Eric looks like Odo from Deep Space 9. Clearly the Changelings are among us.

  34. 34.

    Steeplejack

    September 3, 2016 at 4:23 am

    Late night in that smoky club:

    Lou Rawls, “God Bless the Child.”

    Charlie Parker and Miles Davis, “Bird of Paradise.”

    Charlie Parker and Miles Davis, “Embraceable You.”

  35. 35.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2016 at 4:25 am

    @mike in dc: Ivanka looks kind of unhappy, like maybe she’s not having such a swell time.

  36. 36.

    Steeplejack

    September 3, 2016 at 4:26 am

    @Baud:

    I’m not sure all three of them are for him.

  37. 37.

    gene108

    September 3, 2016 at 4:30 am

    @Baud:

    How can we trust a President, who was not 100% exonerated. Plus, she brought this scrutiny on herself, by not talking with the media more. If she had just opened up, the media would have had their questions answered and all of this would have been down the memory hole months ago.

    I swear, the media attitude towards Hillary amounts to, “she wore a short skirt, how was I to know to keep my hands to myself” defense.

    If Hillary will just be a “good girl” (dress conservatively) and do proper things (not go to parties or be alone with boys), like hold press conferences and give us cute knick names, we would not pester her so much.

  38. 38.

    gene108

    September 3, 2016 at 4:37 am

    @Baud:

    I am not sure his oldest three count, as they are all over 30, with Don, Jr closer to 40.

  39. 39.

    seaboogie

    September 3, 2016 at 4:40 am

    @Baud: Hillary Clinton has – or has developed – levels of forebearance equivalent to a zen master, over these many years.

  40. 40.

    Steeplejack

    September 3, 2016 at 4:41 am

    Second wind! Let’s drop by that little hipster club on the way home.

    Nicola Conte, “Bossa Per Due.”

    United Future Organization, “Stolen Moments.”

    Marcela, “Os Grilos.”

  41. 41.

    MattF

    September 3, 2016 at 4:45 am

    So… the concept behind that photo is… [thinking about it, trying to understand]… …[choosing between getting it and losing grip on realiity]… Have to ask– what, exactly, are the signs of demonic posession?

  42. 42.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 4:48 am

    @gene108:
    @seaboogie:

    If you read the article, Hillary was right and Colin Powell was wrong about when he advised her to use a private email account.

    So everyone who believed the guy who lied to the UN about WMDs can suck it.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 4:51 am

    Oh, and Comey can suck it too.

  44. 44.

    gene108

    September 3, 2016 at 4:55 am

    @Baud:

    Yeah, Powell lied about the dates of communication. What’s interesting is Powell made sure none of his e-mails were ever preserved, which seems to be a common theme in the Bush 43 White House, and not preserving e-mails violate the statutes about record retention.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 4:58 am

    @gene108:

    Not a Dem? What me worry?

  46. 46.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 3, 2016 at 5:00 am

    @Baud: So?

  47. 47.

    RedDirtGirl

    September 3, 2016 at 5:07 am

    They look like members of a cleft chin cult. Chilling! Not sure I’ll get back to sleep, since I’ve been waking up at six these days. Spending a week on a little island off the coast of Maine. Heavenly.

  48. 48.

    Baud

    September 3, 2016 at 5:08 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: She’ll always be a lying traitorous bitch to me.

  49. 49.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 3, 2016 at 5:09 am

    @gene108: So?

  50. 50.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 3, 2016 at 5:12 am

    @Baud: You forgot ‘evil’.

  51. 51.

    amk

    September 3, 2016 at 5:20 am

    Why does not the clinton camp charge the media with the attacks on her being sexist in nature? She should cite how they are letting the dick get away with bare minimum scrutiny with zero follow-up while she is being picked, picked 24×7.

  52. 52.

    amk

    September 3, 2016 at 5:29 am

    The trumplet fucker at the back looks like a serial killer.

  53. 53.

    MikefromArlington

    September 3, 2016 at 5:38 am

    Dear God they look like aliens!

    “This human skin is itchy” says Trump’s kids.

  54. 54.

    eclare

    September 3, 2016 at 5:39 am

    @Steeplejack: Love that Nicola Conte song, any other recommendations for her?

  55. 55.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    September 3, 2016 at 5:47 am

    @eclare:

    He’s a he (Italian). Jet Sounds is the album that song is from. Or here are 200 suggested songs.

  56. 56.

    SRW1

    September 3, 2016 at 5:58 am

    @amk:

    Well, if you include big-game animals …

  57. 57.

    Gee

    September 3, 2016 at 6:34 am

    @opiejeanne:

    I don’t know why Ivanka get’s a pass. She hasn’t been forced into this against her will. She is one of Trump’s closest advisers. His campaign, his rhetoric, everything is happening with her support.She is just as rotten and ugly as them all.

  58. 58.

    Denali

    September 3, 2016 at 8:01 am

    @RedDirt Girl

    My goodness, wireless on a Maine Island! Who needs the Internet there?

  59. 59.

    trnc

    September 3, 2016 at 8:25 am

    Dear HO Spawn,
    Maybe an outsider who whiffs every single thing that a president should know isn’t the example you should be pushing.

    Love,
    The Voters

  60. 60.

    trnc

    September 3, 2016 at 8:34 am

    @Baud:

    Not any they could put on a poster – just these.
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pF9rYvUv0XY/hqdefault.jpg

  61. 61.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 3, 2016 at 8:52 am

    The “rich douchebag character from an Eighties teen comedy” look certainly screams “outsider” to me.

  62. 62.

    Tokyokie

    September 3, 2016 at 9:13 am

    @amk: Because then they’d label her a whiny b*tch on top of everything else.

    And to me, nothing says “outsider” like a portrait of three wastrels of enormous privilege whose expressions of smug entitlement would have to be surgically removed from their punchable faces.

  63. 63.

    Starfish

    September 3, 2016 at 9:22 am

    @amk: If you pick a fight with the media, they will ruin you. Remember the “Dean Scream?”

    Attempting to use feminism as a defense brings out all the anti-feminist trolls. People in the Clinton camp attempted to say things about Sanders being against women, and that type of argument sways zero men. The clever boys are all now voting for Jill Stein so you can’t say they are not giving ladies a fair shake.

  64. 64.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 3, 2016 at 9:46 am

    Obama couldn’t just go off on the blatant racism of people calling him lazy, questioning his citizenship, and spinning conspiracy theories about his parentage and Bill Ayers writing his memoir for him. He had to take it and counterattack in neutral terms, or he’d alienate white voters who were on the fence by “making everything about race”. It’s the same thing.

  65. 65.

    Botsplainer

    September 3, 2016 at 9:55 am

    I’d go with a gin collins with a chili-lime infusion, garnished with fresh basil.

  66. 66.

    NotMax

    September 3, 2016 at 9:59 am

    Homemade sangria.

    Or gin rickeys.

  67. 67.

    Matt

    September 3, 2016 at 10:04 am

    The best-case scenario for that photo would be a promo for a remake of “Heathers”. Only instead of highlighting passages in “Moby Dick” it’d be passages in “Atlas Shrugged”…

  68. 68.

    Cal D

    September 3, 2016 at 10:12 am

    @Matt: I was thinking maybe it’s a promo for the new season of “H U M A N S” (with an upside-down “A”).

  69. 69.

    mawado

    September 3, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Wish I could say I thought of it
    https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/771935277141155844

    The Lannisters send their regards.

  70. 70.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    September 3, 2016 at 10:31 am

    So in order to appeal to Millennial voters about “Outsider vs. Insider”:

    1) Trump uses his own millionaire kids to represent poor, college-age Millennials?
    2) Trump uses the whitest of white kids to represent a Millennial generation that is more ethnically diverse than previous generations?
    3) Trump uses his own kids – wonderful act of nepotism there, Mr. Outsider – rather than find Millennial volunteers of his campaign to pose for the ad?

  71. 71.

    NotMax

    September 3, 2016 at 10:33 am

    @Cal D

    If that’s the program I think it is, the original Swedish series “Real Humans” which it is based on is superior by a factor of about a trillion.

  72. 72.

    Citizen_X

    September 3, 2016 at 11:08 am

    My caption: Greetings From Uncanny Valley!

  73. 73.

    Arclite

    September 3, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Is it me, or do those kids look like mafioso?

  74. 74.

    cleek

    September 3, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    they look like the cast of a TV show about evil Wall St traders

  75. 75.

    joel hanes

    September 3, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    I’m with Citizen X : those mannequins are startlingly life-like.

  76. 76.

    No One You Know

    September 3, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    @Aleta: I was thinking three-no-trump, myself. What you don’t have, you have to fake!

  77. 77.

    Kristine

    September 3, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    Hey–new music! I like that one.

    ::off to iTunes::

  78. 78.

    Jacel

    September 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Steeplejack: United Future Organization frequently exceeds expectations musically. That excellent track introduced them to me.

  79. 79.

    Jacel

    September 3, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    @gene108: As I recall three Republican governors wanting to be president (Romney, Hucklebee, and Jeb Bush) inexpensively acquired the computers (or hard disks) that had been used throughout their administration’s work, and then erased the contents or crushed the disk drives.

  80. 80.

    opiejeanne

    September 4, 2016 at 2:20 am

    @Gee: Who’s giving her a pass?

  81. 81.

    Bjacques

    September 4, 2016 at 9:05 am

    Ace Of Base!

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