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You are here: Home / Nature & Respite / Birdwatching / Spatchcockalypse Now!!!

Spatchcockalypse Now!!!

by Adam L Silverman|  September 18, 20169:00 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Cooking, Food, Open Threads

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(a spatchcocked chicken preparing to rest)

Actually several hours ago for dinner. Since we’ve not had a recipe post for a while (cough, no pressure TaMara, cough), I’ve broken out the frilly apron, the tiara, and got to work. For dinner tonight I roasted a chicken. Specifically I spatchcocked it. For those not up on all the hip, culinary terms to spatchcock is to butterfly a chicken, game bird, or other type of poultry by removing the backbone and then grilling or roasting it. This is done so that the bird has a more uniform shape and the white meat won’t get dried out while you’re waiting for the dark meat to cook all the way through.

I preheated the over to 500 fahrenheit and cut the backbone out. Then I rubbed it all over with olive oil, then kosher salted, freshly cracked black peppered, and paprikaed liberally. I then placed the chicken onto my broiler pan, which has very nice drainage slits over the foil wrapped bottom catch pan. I inserted my probe cooking thermometer into the meatiest portion of one of the breasts, set the thermometer to go off at 150 degrees fahrenheit, and into the oven it went. You will want to keep an eye on it in case the skin darkens too fast you can lower the oven to 400 degrees, which is what I did with about 15 minutes to go. All told you’re looking at no more than 1 hour cooking time for a 7 lbs chicken.

When the thermometer measured the internal temp at 150 I took it out, put it on the lovely platter above, tented it with foil, and let it rest for ten minutes before slicing. I then finished off preparing the mashed potatoes and the lightly sauteed veggies. After ten minutes I drained the pan drippings/au jus into a gravy cup, sliced the chicken, took some more pictures, and took everything to the table. All in all an easy and tasty Sunday supper!

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  1. 1.

    HinTN

    September 18, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    For us hoi polloi, please explain the removal of the backbone. Otherwise, looks fab and I want…

  2. 2.

    JMG

    September 18, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Looks delicious! For our Sunday supper, I bought two sirloins instead of one on Saturday, grilled them both, had one last night, and used the other for a steak salad tonight. A little lettuce, been beans, mushrooms, tomato, scallions. Olive oil and mustard dressing (Alice, my wide, cannot hack vinegar). Took all of 15 minutes to prepare.

  3. 3.

    HinTN

    September 18, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    So, we roasted a chicken and tore it off the bone. Stock is simmering and life is good. But … this backbone removal thing sounds interesting.

  4. 4.

    HinTN

    September 18, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @JMG: Also too, I do love me some Pittsburgh Rare from the grill.

  5. 5.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @HinTN: Cut down one side of the chicken’s spine, then down the other and the backbone is gone.

  6. 6.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 18, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Interesting. Never heard of that before. So you just “unfold” it basically.

  7. 7.

    Alain the site fixer

    September 18, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Tomorrow the new recipe plugin should go live, I plan to recreate this in it, if that’s ok Adam. I’ll preserve this post and make a new one with this recipe.

  8. 8.

    amygdala

    September 18, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Freeze the backbone and wing tips for stock.

  9. 9.

    Keith P.

    September 18, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Strangely, while I love roasted chicken (Thomas Keller has a nice, *simple* recipe, amazingly enough), I cannot stand the smell of cooked chicken fat that permeates my house for days afterwards.

  10. 10.

    TaMara (HFG)

    September 18, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    (cough, no pressure TaMara, cough)

    Hey, if anyone wants to pick up a paint brush or shovel to help with the work around here, there could be more recipe threads.

    Here are the directions for Spatchcocking a bird.

  11. 11.

    Felonius Monk

    September 18, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Keep it warm, Adam. I’m on my way.

  12. 12.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 18, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    I’ve broken out the frilly apron, the tiara

    You know the rules here Adam, pics or it didn’t happen.

  13. 13.

    CaseyL

    September 18, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I know this is strange, but I prefer my chicken to be a little dry. Possibly because that’s how Mom served it while I was growing up. Juicy chicken to me is gross.

  14. 14.

    Schlemazel

    September 18, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @HinTN:
    get a pair of kitchen shears (heavy duty scissors) just cut down both sides of the backbone. It is easy to lay the whole bird flat after that. We have been doing that with chicken for years now as it is easier to keep the white meat from drying out while the dark meat finishes getting up to temp.. Have not done it with a turkey yet but this might be the Thanksgiving for it.

  15. 15.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: Sure.

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Pretty much. You take your 3D chicken and make it 2D! Sort of…

  17. 17.

    Schlemazel

    September 18, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):
    spent the day painting the family manse, not gonna help you on yours!

  18. 18.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @amygdala: Can I take the laces out of my wingtips first? Also, what do I wear with my black and grey suits if I cook them down for stock?

  19. 19.

    Schlemazel

    September 18, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @CaseyL:
    since the radiation treatments I cannot eat dry meat. I have learned that pink chicken is not a hazard.

  20. 20.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @CaseyL: I understand. There’s juicy but cooked and then there’s juicy because its not cooked. This was definitely the former.

    Also, the key to good chicken wings is to cook them – whether fried, roasted, or grilled – to extra crispy. This way they soak up the sauce beyond just having it sit on the skin.

  21. 21.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @efgoldman: Ever see one of those Dyson vacuum cleaner commercials?

  22. 22.

    LAO

    September 18, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    I’m such a crap cook, that I get the spatchcock chicken from trader joes. (Scroll down). It’s pretty good.

  23. 23.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @efgoldman: No, but dinner time works kind of like that. Also breakfast and lunch and snack time.

  24. 24.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 18, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I know you’re a big guy

    I assume you’re referring to Adam, since I’m one of the wee people.

  25. 25.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 18, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @efgoldman: Vampire!

  26. 26.

    amygdala

    September 18, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: You could save the laces to truss the Thanksgiving turkey, I suppose. As for replacement footwear, depends on how formal the occasion is. There’s always loafers or non-wingtip dress shoes.

  27. 27.

    Steppan

    September 18, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    So you’re UV-unwrapping a chicken.

  28. 28.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Steppan: Sort of.

  29. 29.

    ruemara

    September 18, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Well, I’ve cooked for the week, did 3 massive loads of laundry and finished the prep work for the first day of work tomorrow. Only to find my green card is missing. This fucking year. I have other verifying documents, but I know I had my card at the start of the last job. Suddenly it’s not where it should be in the safe. Which means my next paycheck has to go pay for the car and my i90 fee. Stupid paperwork.

  30. 30.

    Miss Bianca

    September 18, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Oh, this is more my speed. I wish I had held out for for something like this for my birthday dinner instead of pizza. I like pizza fine, but it does *not* like me. Sigh. I need to be firmer about these things with my friends. But I can’t stand to look a gift dinner in the mouth, so to speak…

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 18, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Miss Bianca: It is your b-day?

  32. 32.

    Elizabelle

    September 18, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    I want.

  33. 33.

    ruemara

    September 18, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Miss Bianca: If it is your birthday, Happy Birthday! If it was your birthday, Happy Birthday!

  34. 34.

    Miss Bianca

    September 18, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I cannot deny.

    @ruemara: Thank you! I hope you find your missing green card – that sucks!

  35. 35.

    LAO

    September 18, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Happy Birthday, Miss B!

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 18, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @ruemara: Will a replacement card reset the 10 year clock for renewal?

    @Miss Bianca: May it have been, and continue to be, happy.

  37. 37.

    ruemara

    September 18, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yes. I’m hoping they wont demand a biometric as well. 85$ additional. Nearly $500 for a leetle card.

  38. 38.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Sanah halwa ya jameela!

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 18, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @ruemara: Were you deep into old one? 7-8 years, I hope?

  40. 40.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 18, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Happy Birthday to ya.

  41. 41.

    ruemara

    September 18, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: based on prior replacement papers I found, about 50% in.

  42. 42.

    Anoniminous

    September 18, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Happy Birthday!

  43. 43.

    p.a.

    September 18, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Don’t Italians weigh down the chicken with foil-wrapped bricks if they do it on the grill?

  44. 44.

    p.a.

    September 18, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Happy B Day!

  45. 45.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 18, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @ruemara: Ouch.

  46. 46.

    Miss Bianca

    September 18, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Shukraan!

  47. 47.

    Miss Bianca

    September 18, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    Thank you for the birthday good wishes, friends! Well, I just worked off part of that pizza – one of my neighbors I had dinner with just called – his son is visiting with his two hunky male pit bulls. And guess where little Miss Luna the Wonder Husky decided to take herself off to? So, much whistling and a hike part-way down the driveway with the flashlight before she comes running back. I have a feeling I know where she’s going tomorrow morning for coffee…

  48. 48.

    Lyrebird

    September 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @ruemara: All the good wishes for finding it first!! My RC friends say St. Anthony is the entity who takes appeals for lost things… Not my religion, but I will ask almost anyone for help. (Not Trump, not Cthulu, but almost anyone else!)

    I cost my own project more than 800 buckaroos once bc I’d put my passport in the wrong pocket and not in the safe. Found it the next day, but needed new flights…

  49. 49.

    Brachiator

    September 18, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Miss Bianca: You should definitely be able to state a food preference for your birthday.

    In any event, happi dey!

  50. 50.

    ? Martin

    September 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Julia Child The Way to Cook has a nice lesson and recipes for spatchcocked birds. It’s also a good technique to use on the grill. It’s roughly an alternative to a rotisserie, if you happen to not have a rotisserie. Though if you ever get the opportunity, get one, because it’s extremely good – especially for Thanksgiving turkey.

  51. 51.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 18, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @Miss Bianca: oh! Happiest of birthdays to you! Going to start on your stuff this week btw

  52. 52.

    ruemara

    September 18, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @Lyrebird: Ouch. Bless the gods, may St. Anthony lead my card back home and may we all accurately remember where we put shit, as we age. I’m dead sure I have it… somewhere.

  53. 53.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 18, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @Lyrebird: oh jeez! Thanks for the reminder to put my passport in the safe when I get home!

  54. 54.

    Miss Bianca

    September 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Thank you! And vice-a-voyce-a, as the incomparable Judy Holliday put it, with your Part 2.

    @ruemara: OK, it is the completest superstition, but I do find myself saying aloud, “Oh blessed St. Anthony!” when I have to locate something. Surprising how often it seems to lead me to the right spot. Can’t hurt, anyway.

  55. 55.

    Brachiator

    September 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    I see that Putin’s party won the recent Russian elections. He’s having Chicken Kiev to celebrate.

  56. 56.

    Joel

    September 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    @HinTN: scissors

  57. 57.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @p.a.: That’s a bricked chicken. You want to wrap the brick in foil and get it hot so you get heat from both sides as well as the pressure from the weight.

  58. 58.

    Mnemosyne

    September 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    It’s a good thing we walked to get drinks and dinner, ’cause I’m pretty buzzed right now. Strawberry Collins and a sangria. Now I’m going to lay on the couch and keep scoffing at the Sarah Maclane novel, because I can.

    Mnemo +2

    @Miss Bianca:

    Happy birthday, you!

  59. 59.

    debbie

    September 18, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @? Martin:

    My brother rotisseries the turkey every year. Unbelievably juicy and delicious. A bitch to wrestle off the skewer, though.

  60. 60.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 18, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I thought a bricked chicken was one that didn’t turn on any more.

  61. 61.

    Carlo Graziani

    September 18, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @p.a.: Yes! I was going to say, “Pollo alla Diavola” (Devil’s chicken), AKA “Pollo al mattone” (Chicken with a brick), is very similar in technique. One doesn’t necessarily remove the backbone – a cut along it to open the chicken out, and then one presses down to hear some satisfying cracks from the breastbone end, until it is in fact a 2-D chicken.

    Typically, one would marinate it for a few hours in the fridge, in olive oil, lemon juice, pressed garlic, salt, and chopped fresh sage. A large ziplock bag is great for this part (and is very useful if one has to travel to a cookout with the chicken). Then, when the grill is ready, take it out of the bag, reserving the marinade to moisten the chicken on the grill. Lay it out on the cutting board, and coat it with ground pepper on both sides (the “Devil” part).

    At this point one could use a brick on the grill to press the chicken, but it is more practical to trap the chicken in a grill basket, because it needs to be flipped several times on the grill, and it’s kind of floppy otherwise.

    I find that it’s a good idea to make a very hot round pile coals that is not quite as wide as the full chicken, because fat drips from the chicken edges, and it is tiresome to keep putting out the giant fireball that ensues when the fat drops directly on the coals, which tends to carbonize the chicken and ruin the presentation. With the small-pile-of-coals techique, most of the fat bypasses the coals.

    It takes about 40-50 minutes, depending on the heat. Closing the grill lid (with vents open) helps trap heat and cook the chicken a little faster. The chicken should be turned every 15 minutes or so, and brushed with the reserved marinade. Which contains oil, which flares up when it hits the coals, so having a spray bottle or some other kind of flame-taming tech can come handy.

    The final result should be golden brown on the skin side, and cooked through to 165F in the thigh. Cutting on the cutting board is generally pretty easy, although the 2D geometry can be confusing if one is used to carving 3D chickens.

    This is a Florentine recipe, frequently served with “Fagioli all Uccelletto” (Little Birdie Beans), cannelini in a tomato/sage/olive oil/garlic sauce. Some other time, perhaps.

  62. 62.

    reality-based (the original, not the troll)

    September 18, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    A great thing to do with a spatchcocked/bricked chicken – tyler florences’s bricked chicken, with Mideast spices. Except I don’t like dried apricots in couscous – replace with golden raisins. the mint/yoghurt sauce is good, though. also, serve with warmed flatbread, brushed with olive oil and sprinkled with Za’atar.

    Now I’m hungry. and I just ate.

    recipe here

  63. 63.

    reality-based (the original, not the troll)

    September 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    or recipe here. WHY can i never get links to work? I appears fine when i type it, disappears when I hit post

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/brick-chicken-with-apricot-couscous-recipe.html

  64. 64.

    Ian

    September 18, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    paprikaed liberally.

    why???

    Also you shoulf try 160 on your chickens… I know they keep cooking after the flame but you are playing with very dangerous fire.

  65. 65.

    Kristine

    September 18, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    My fave way to roast a chicken. I use a stainless steel pan and heat to 450-475F. The capers, to my surprise, add a lot.

  66. 66.

    ? Martin

    September 18, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Can I just say, if the MN, NJ, NY attacks were the best ISIS can manage, I don’t know why anyone is worried. We get an annual dose of pissed-off teenager that routinely proves more dangerous to the public.

  67. 67.

    Brachiator

    September 18, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    @? Martin:

    . .Can I just say, if the MN, NJ, NY attacks were the best ISIS can manage, I don’t know why anyone is worried.

    If these were the only ISIS attacks anywhere I might agree with you.

  68. 68.

    divF

    September 18, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I’ve been doing the spatchcock thing for Thanksgiving turkeys for some years now. I lay the flattened bird on top of a bed of stuffing. Bird is cooked evenly, stuffing has lots of turkey juice flavor. The only disadvantage is that there are no turkey drippings for gravy, but life is full of hard choices.
    @Brachiator: Chicken Kiev – yum. Julia has a great recipe for that, including some rather salacious commentary (if done right, you cut into it and get a dramatic spurt of butter).

  69. 69.

    chopper

    September 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    I’ve broken out…the tiara

    I know this isn’t a Cole cooking post, or it would have said “tibia”.

  70. 70.

    chopper

    September 18, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @divF:

    I almost always butterfly the turkey for xgiving. it cooks way faster. like half the time. and it cooks more evenly so the dark and white meat is just right.

  71. 71.

    chopper

    September 18, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    it’s hard to rationalize going through all the trouble to spatchcock a chicken but if you have a perforated pan, put the chicken in it on top of a layer of sliced sweet potatoes to catch all the drippings.

  72. 72.

    divF

    September 18, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    @chopper: Yup.
    Thinking about the gravy issue, it seems like one could roast the back (and neck) separately, and use the drippings and bones to make a good stock / gravy base.

  73. 73.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    September 18, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Presentation, even simple elegance, is not my long suit in cooking and baking. So I am equal parts jealous and inspired.

    Looks really good, Adam.

  74. 74.

    divF

    September 18, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    @ThresherK (GPad):

    Presentation, even simple elegance, is not my long suit

    Me neither.

    The fiesta-ware-red platter adds to the elegant look (that seems to be a technique Cole uses, as well).

    ETA: In Cole’s case, this is not surprising – Fiesta Ware is manufactured in Newell, W. Va., just up the road (and river) from him.

  75. 75.

    rikyrah

    September 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    @Miss Bianca:
    Happy Birthday ?

  76. 76.

    chopper

    September 18, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    @divF:

    I just throw the neck and back in the pan with the veggies to make sauce while the turkey is resting.

  77. 77.

    Aleta

    September 18, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    Re: Chelsea, NYC
    Five people taken into custody during traffic stop on Verrazano Bridge, via ABC News.

  78. 78.

    Aleta

    September 18, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    @efgoldman: yeah. And I hope they are friends of Duke.

  79. 79.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 19, 2016 at 12:11 am

    @Major Major Major Major: That too!

  80. 80.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 19, 2016 at 12:13 am

    @Ian: Because I was making dinner for my Mom and she asked me to use paprika because she likes it. Since I only have one Mom and its hard enough raising parents these days, I acquiesced to her request. As for the temperature I counted on 10 degrees cook over time while it rested and I got it.

  81. 81.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 19, 2016 at 12:14 am

    @? Martin: If NJ and NY were ISIL we would have heard from them by now on it. MN is clearly a self radicalization case and the Somali immigrant community has already condemned him and his actions.

  82. 82.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 19, 2016 at 12:16 am

    @chopper: My dogs are not actively trying to kill me.

  83. 83.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 19, 2016 at 12:17 am

    @chopper: Took me under a minute to get the backbone out, so not sure how you define trouble.

  84. 84.

    Brachiator

    September 19, 2016 at 12:32 am

    @divF:

    . Chicken Kiev – yum. Julia has a great recipe for that, including some rather salacious commentary (if done right, you cut into it and get a dramatic spurt of butter).

    That’s funny. And the commentary makes a lot of sense.

  85. 85.

    KlareCole

    September 19, 2016 at 12:33 am

    Will have to try the spatchcockery method, Adam. Looked scrumptious. Happy Birthday Miss Bianca! A fellow Virgo. Odd that three terrorist type events in one day resulted in injuries, not deaths. Obviously not complaining. And they don’t all seem connected, even if Trump would like that. But just wierd.

  86. 86.

    Davebo

    September 19, 2016 at 1:01 am

    Looks nice Adam but still, Dancing Chicken is so much easier, juicier and you get to drink beer by the pit!

  87. 87.

    chopper

    September 19, 2016 at 1:08 am

    @Adam L Silverman: @Adam L Silverman:

    makes a mess, more shit to clean up. liquids everywhere. for me, when it comes to just a chicken it’s easier to stuff a few lemons in it and shove it in the oven.

    I got two kids and thus a family to feed and I don’t always feel like cleaning up even more crap. YMMV.

  88. 88.

    Jim

    September 19, 2016 at 7:33 am

    We’ve been doing this for several years with our Thanksgiving turkey. We call it “brokeback turkey” in honor of the movie. Turkey bones are bigger than chicken bones, so it takes more effort, but it’s worth it. Cooks evenly and in a fraction of the time. The one downside is that you don’t have a whole-bird-on-a-platter to present to the assembled guests, with accompanying “Ooooooos.”

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