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Monday Evening Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  September 19, 20164:13 pm| 132 Comments

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(via Huffington Post)

Been a busy day around here already, so have a musical interlude. Miley Cyrus spent her childhood performing on a Disney soundstage, and even ‘Little Princess Froggy Dimples’ is smart enough to know Trump is a menace who must be defeated. Also, major Boomer nostalgia, per the YouTube description:

Music guest Miley Cyrus performs Odetta’s rendition of Bob Dylan’s “Baby, I’m in the Mood for You” for the Tonight Show audience.
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Apart from warm nostalgic fuzzys (I love Odetta!) what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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  1. 1.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 19, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    Ms Cyrus has received/receives a lot of grief for her activities, which comes with the territory of being a performer, and an entertainer. I say, hats off to you, make it work for you, as long as you don’t lose yourself out there somewhere, and you aren’t harming anyone else, go for it and Gaia bless you. Your screw-ups are going to help you learn, and your voice will serve you long after the lights fade and the glitter is gone.

  2. 2.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Following up on last night’s graph, here’s the sentiment analysis for the top 20 commenters! The x-axis is average score for each sentiment (see legend) per comment.

    There’s not a lot of variation, which I found kind of surprising, but maybe for us super-frequent commenters it makes sense.

  3. 3.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Miley is pretty liberal despite her Southern roots. Not too sure about her Father though. I remember awhile back when she came out firmly for marriage equality. The usual suspects were not pleased.

  4. 4.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 19, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Hey, I was told to ‘prepare for turbulence.’ I chugged my gin and tonic, doused the spliff, tightened my seat belt, and am sitting here with my face buried in the pillow on my lap. Are we gonna turb this lence or is thus just another dumpster fire press conference, all piss and no substance?

  5. 5.

    SenyorDave

    September 19, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Been wondering about debates. Talked to my brother, who is in sales, is good at reading people, and is far more perceptive than I am. He thinks Hillary should repeatedly bring up tax returns, and hammer him over what he’s hiding. He also thinks that she should talk about what things were like in 2008, when we were in full meltdown, and contrast it with current times. I generally agree, although we split on the Birther issue, I think she should press it, he thinks nobody is going to change their mind over it (if it bothers them, it probably always bothered them).

  6. 6.

    delk

    September 19, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Just got home from hernia surgery–so far, so good.

  7. 7.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @delk: Glad to hear!

  8. 8.

    singfoom

    September 19, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Seems like the top sentiment for basically all the top 20 is positive and then negative? How does that work?

  9. 9.

    Peale

    September 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Mark me down as “bummed.” I mean I’m not in the top 20 and yet I waste so much time here.

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    @singfoom: Good question! There are sort of two different measurements–the comments are binned into the emotions, and then the same comments are binned with the positive/negative screen. So if a comment has a lot of ‘joy’ it will add to ‘joy’ and it will also add to ‘positive’.

    If somebody has a big positive and a big negative then it means we use lots of each, probably in separate comments. Most people seem to comment about 60% positive, 40% negative.

  11. 11.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I am not sure how to interpret your graphs. How do you measure these sentiments?

  12. 12.

    Betty Cracker

    September 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Looks like I’m the angriest commenter by a country mile! Suck it, Pollyannas!

  13. 13.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    September 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I may be wrong about this but I am pretty sure Mileys grandad or great grandad was an elected Dem at the state level and I’m pretty sure Billy Ray Cyrus is a Dem. I,however,may be confusing them with another country music family. I’m too lazy to Google.

  14. 14.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I have to admit I am surprised to see myself on that list, considering I rarely comment outside the morning open threads.

  15. 15.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    @Peale: You are number 107, with a normalized score of:

    anger, anticipation, disgust, fear, joy, negative, positive, sadness, surprise, trust
    1.90, 2.05, 1.29, 2.37, 1.39, 3.46, 4.37, 1.57, 0.81, 2.47

  16. 16.

    piratedan

    September 19, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: scary that you can drill down that far!

  17. 17.

    MattF

    September 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: So… there’s a lot of agreement among the commenters?

  18. 18.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: code here

    For each person, it takes your comments and checks each word against a list of ~14,000 words which are scored on those ten axes; it adds up the values on each axis for each word, and divides by number of posts.

    And to respond to AL’s comment last night, yes, it excludes quoted things, it’s just the actually written stuff.

    ETA: @MattF: I suspect that the top commenters have similar scores because that is just how modern American English blog communication is shaped, and we’ve written enough to get a sort of normal score. I’m going to look at the trolls next and see if they’re different.

  19. 19.

    geg6

    September 19, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    I quite like Miley, actually. Have for a long time. Well, a couple of years anyway. She does a great version of “Jolene.” And yes, she’s pretty liberal.

    One of my guilty pleasures is The Voice. She was a guest mentor last year and, watching her mentor the contestants, I kept saying to myself that she was giving some of the best advice I’ve ever heard anyone on that show give. And lo and behold! They’ve made her a judge this year. Along with Alicia Keyes. I’m quite excited to watch starting tonight.

  20. 20.

    singfoom

    September 19, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’ve never written anything in go, it reads like a mix of javascript and ruby to me. What’s your opinion of the language? Also, not to be nitpicky, but don’t you need more than a single word to understand sentiment? Doesn’t that get into a semantic analysis? I don’t have a good example right now, but a given word could mean something different based on the usage and the words around it…

    Cool program though, thanks for posting the gh link.

  21. 21.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Billy Ray seems to come from the left populist side of country and bluegrass, like Ralph Stanley, Dolly Parton, Porter Wagoner, John Prine and Johnny Cash.

    There’s always been an active group looking out for the little man.

  22. 22.

    Alain the site fixer

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Ok folks, the main updates are complete. I’m taking a break for a little refreshment and then I’ve got some more tiny tweaks to enact.

    I’ll be making a post later tonight and then again tomorrow to get problem reports so please don’t clutter up AL’s post with gripes about the site! :)

  23. 23.

    geg6

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    @Botsplainer:

    Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, also.

  24. 24.

    The Dangerman

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    ….what’s on the agenda for the evening?

    Kershaw v. Bumgarner on Day 1 of the last week for Vin Scully.

  25. 25.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    I have an update about the Weekend Movie Club on my blog.

    Highlights: Queen won the poll. I will be reviewing it this weekend. Leave me any questions about Hindi movies, the Movie Club etc., in the comments.

    Kthxbai

  26. 26.

    jacy

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Trying to get my work situation situated — which entails going through 275 more emails. (Yes, that’s the actual number, not hyperbole.) The summer of my discontent has wreaked havoc with my professional duties. But this is the week! No matter what the stupid people around me do to attempt to further derail me, I will not be derailed.

    I am trying to come up with a reward system. A beer for every 20 emails? Trying to figure out a rate that will leave me still able to attend to the emails, and I was never good at maths.

    And, for my health, I am not going to look at cable news for the rest of the week.

  27. 27.

    Gemina13

    September 19, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    @geg6:

    Okay,I’m off to YouTube to see that, because Dolly Parton’s version always makes me want to punch the man who’d break her heart. And cry.

  28. 28.

    Schlemazel

    September 19, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    I am stunned (seriously) to see that I have such a large number of positive comments. I often feel I am too negative . . . I guess I could do worse!

    I have been out of the loop a lot recently for a number of reasons & missed the start of this, how did you come by these numbers?

  29. 29.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    @singfoom: I really like go. It reads sort of like ruby because they’re both heavily influenced by smalltalk, so they both get their bursts of expressive syntax from that. If that one looks like javascript that’s because I’m using a library that implements a jQuery-style interface on top of go for HTML parsing. Otherwise some of the bracketing is java-esque in both js and go.

    It’s also very, very fast.

    The sentiment analysis is very basic, yeah, and it can’t detect things like sarcasm obviously. Just a cute little thing I was working on to practice go.

  30. 30.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    When Porter Wagoner Invited James Brown to the Grand Ol’ Opry

    People lost their shit about it, and it was 1979.

  31. 31.

    jl

    September 19, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    @SenyorDave: I hope HRC really starts hammering Trump directly on issues.I hope she does that in the debates and generally in the campaign. That is the one area where I think Trump will utterly and repeatedly fail at a convincing response.

    I think attacks focusing on personality, or campaign posturing and etc, just plays to strengths of the Trump campaign, which is psychological manipulation through misdirection and lying, and WWE style dominance stunts.

    So, HRC has to have some material prepared on the birther issue, but should not take it too seriously on anything the Trump camp reveals to be its own terms. If taken too seriously on the Trump campaign terms, Trump will try to draw HRC into BS lies about her campaign starting it in 2008, and HRC will get bogged down in that.

    So, at some point, after a stinging attack calling out Trump (and importantly, the GOP leadership) for exactly what they are doing (which is using the admission of one lie to segue into launching another lie for the purposes of cheap squabbling over BS nonsense to distract attention from fact that Trump has not one, not a single one, solid policy proposal and no understanding of issues), HRC just has to say it is all silly crap and start talking issues,.

    I thought Obama and WH press staff did great on birther issues and snowed the way on how to handle it.

  32. 32.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 19, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile:
    You’re right about her Father voting Democratic. I’m kind of surprised but that just shows how prejudiced I am about White Southerners. I guess I just assume that most of them are hardcore Republicans. (Bad me!!).

  33. 33.

    Schlemazel

    September 19, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    @delk:
    Be careful. When I had mine I left the hospital feeling as good as possible and then a couple hours later the drugs wore off! Don’t over do it and for sure don’t go running around town until you have had a chance to relax & recover fully.

  34. 34.

    Anne Laurie

    September 19, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    @Alain the site fixer: I got one “You must update your WP screen” when I logged on just after 3pm, and YAY! one click, immediate ‘updating’, no further interference.

    That makes me a happy front-page user — and a grateful one.

  35. 35.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    @Schlemazel: See #19 above.

    A while back, redshirt idly wondered if there was a way to predict when JC would bigfoot somebody. I had been meaning to brush up on some data mining/machine learning stuff anyway, so I went ahead and got the timestamps. While I was doing it–I had the links anyway–I went ahead and downloaded the posts, why not? (This is how my brain works, I’m a digital packrat.)

    So this is based on posts from June and July.

  36. 36.

    Gemina13

    September 19, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Speaking of crying, Patton Oswalt’s tribute to his wife, Melissa McNamara, should have your tear ducts in maximum overdrive:

    What a fucking year 2016 has been. We lost, among others, Prince and David Bowie. I lost a friend to cancer at an age that still makes me want to scream. A good friend just lost a beloved aunt. And Desmond Tutu has recently been hospitalized. With the bombings and the never-ending Trump Show, I’m ready for 2017 to start now.

  37. 37.

    Feathers

    September 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    @Botsplainer: Dolly Parton is Miley’s godmother, so not surprising at all. Back when there was all the “uproar” over her “behavior,” I saw a YouTube of her singing a country song, straight with acoustic accompaniment, and remember thinking, she’s going to be around for a while. She’s got the chops.

  38. 38.

    Schlemazel

    September 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    saw that after it was too late to edit my post – thanks!

  39. 39.

    hovercraft

    September 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Surprised to make the top 20. Woo hoo?
    Question, are we angry or positive? The colors are so close I can’t tell.

  40. 40.

    Alain the site fixer

    September 19, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Glad to hear it! You may see a private recipe example since you were logged in. No one else sees it, it’s just to show you how things look. I’ll be making a recipe post later I know you’re not so much the recipe sharer, but should there be other things of interest for which a specialized widget might help, please do let me know.

  41. 41.

    geg6

    September 19, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Glad you and the Mrs. got that burden out of the way. Such a terrible situation.

  42. 42.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    September 19, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    @jl: Moby was on the Stephanie Miller show this AM. He had lunch with Bill Clinton and had some not so good things to say about the Clinton campaign. Gawd, I sincerely hope that one of higher ups in the Clinton campaign were listening. He said that the Clintons are running a 90s campaign in 2016. He compared it to a DJ playing Indy music and thinking people were going to like it because the DJ thought it was good music.He thinks the HRC needs to work on ‘stunts'(my word,not his) to keep the attention on her….he wasn’t talking about Trump kind of stuff but just doing unusual stuff for attention like getting a pic with the Queen or sky diving. I think he’s got a point.

  43. 43.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    @efgoldman: sorry you’re going thru that.

  44. 44.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    @efgoldman: Good thoughts for a speedy psychological recovery.

  45. 45.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    @hovercraft: They’re in the same order as listed in the legend. We’re positive.

    @Betty Cracker: Actually that’s the bar for positive. Angriest commenters (that I recognize) are Tim F. and philidelphialawyer.

  46. 46.

    Anne Laurie

    September 19, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @efgoldman: Holding you & Mrs. EFG in the light, as the Quakers say.

  47. 47.

    jacy

    September 19, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Good thoughts to you and Mrs. efgoldman as you continue on.

  48. 48.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 19, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @hovercraft: I am in good company! I ar spending too much time on the blog is what that means.

  49. 49.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Miley’s got a great voice and presence – and she’s taking risks. She has so outgrown her “Hannah Montana” days and landed on the other side as a grown-up artist. I salute her!

  50. 50.

    JGabriel

    September 19, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    @SenyorDave:

    I generally agree, although we split on the Birther issue, I think she should press it, he thinks nobody is going to change their mind over it (if it bothers them, it probably always bothered them).

    He’s right, no one’s changing their mind on the birther issue. But that doesn’t mean Hillary shouldn’t press Trump on it in the debates. It’s a good idea to preach to the choir once in while, throw’em a bone as the saying goes – that’s how you get us to sing.

  51. 51.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 19, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I seem to rate low on everything, but that’s only because you couldn’t measure for sarcasm.

  52. 52.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 19, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Seconded.

    As I noted somewhere along the line, my weekend travel was, thankfully more joyous than that of efg or raven, as I went to visit my delightful grand-daughter, but then the joy was compounded when we were informed that next spring, delightful grand-daughter gets a promotion – no pay increase, but new title: big sister.

  53. 53.

    Felonius Monk

    September 19, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    @efgoldman:

    How is a 4:15pm thread an “evening?”

    Perhaps our dear AL forgot how to spell Late Afternoon. :-)

  54. 54.

    psycholinguist

    September 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    @Botsplainer: Willie!!!!! FARM AID, Dope Smokin, screw the establishment, etc. etc.

  55. 55.

    Shell

    September 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    @delk: Ouch. Hope you have a quick recovery. Did they give you any good parting-drugs?

  56. 56.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @efgoldman: Oh, my dear, what a terribly trying experience for you and mrs efg. Glad you’re back, and that you both had good friends with you to help.

  57. 57.

    Trentrunner

    September 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: Consider the source. I’m going to bet Moby doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

    Also, if Hillary tried the kinds of thing you list, she’d be accused of being “desperate” to win, resorting to “gimmicks” that are unbecoming of a presidential candidate.

    While Trump takes a giant shit on the floor and sticks his stubby vulgarian fingers in it.

  58. 58.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    And here is AL compared to two kinds of troll, R. Mantle and NR. Notice how NR blends in. (Mantle, one presumes, employs a lot of sarcasm.)

  59. 59.

    Mnemosyne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Sorry, I wasn’t around much this weekend: is that overall sentiment or election-season sentiment?

  60. 60.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne: June and July.

  61. 61.

    JMG

    September 19, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: Oh, yeah, Moby. He’s run a lot of winning campaigns. I realize the desire to give advice to Clinton is strong, but this was off the charts wrong. She can’t be who she isn’t. That’d play to every negative stereotype about her.

  62. 62.

    jl

    September 19, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Video of Trump enthusiastically advocating intervention in Libya, back in the day.
    More slam dunk evidence that Trump’s self-proclaimed inerrant clairvoyant wisdom on foreign policy is a bunch of fantasy and lies.

    Will our miserable incompetent and corrupt press take notice and point it out?

    Watch This
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/watch-this–3

  63. 63.

    Betty Cracker

    September 19, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Awkward!

  64. 64.

    bystander

    September 19, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    There was a Professor Charles Muller of the University of Strasbourg who analyzed literature by counting the occurrence of each word in a text. Actually, his grad students did the counting. Major’s system reminded me of it. Muller was convinced that Balzac did not write the last quarter of La peau de chagrin because of a lack of a certain words and the use of others that hadn’t previously occurred.

    The apocryphal story was that his grad students hated him. In some collective fit, they trashed his files and spread the events of May, 1968, to Strasbourg.

  65. 65.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    How in the world did I end up on this list? I don’t think I comment all that often. Where are NR and srv?

    (That’s actually a pretty cool chart. I hope you will say more about what criteria you used, both to select the commenters and to identify the emotions.)

  66. 66.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Kind of shocked to see I made the top 20!

    ETA: Seconded on the “cool chart!” sentiments! : )

  67. 67.

    Trentrunner

    September 19, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Al Giordano tweeted something interesting today:

    It’s the final debate that counts. You’d rather start slow and end hot than start hot and fizzle out.

    I had been assuming the first debate would matter most since it would draw the most viewers.

    But I do remember in 2012, after Obama’s first lackluster performance, him kicking ass in the final two debates gave me (and the country) boost, and he went on to win, of course.

    Thoughts on debates’ relative importance to each other?

  68. 68.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    @bystander: A histogram like that is a very rudimentary but surprisingly accurate way to detect an author.

  69. 69.

    gwangung

    September 19, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: How many stunts did the Obama campaign run?
    @Trentrunner: Yeah, pretty much….

  70. 70.

    Mnemosyne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I’m glad it went as well as could be hoped. I agree that if the asshole murderer has a bunch of outstanding debt along with the property, it’s better to let his asshole family deal with it and not increase your own stress level.

  71. 71.

    NotoriousJRT

    September 19, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    @efgoldman:
    Wishing you comfort and justice.

  72. 72.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 19, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Seems to me that I haven’t seen NotMax around in a while.

  73. 73.

    hovercraft

    September 19, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    @efgoldman:
    At least you got that chore out of the way. Now you and the Mrs. can focus on the healing process. Best wishes.

  74. 74.

    Shell

    September 19, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    But I do remember in 2012, after Obama’s first lackluster performance

    Its funny. I remember his being so criticized for that debate. I just thought he looked tired and wanted to say, “You know he does have a day job…”

  75. 75.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    Trouble editing, so for Major^4:

    Tried to add to my #68 — I saw your explanation earlier about how emotions were assigned and weighted, so that’s fine.

    But I’m still perplexed as to how you chose the commenters you did. I don’t see Amir Khalid, Aimai, Kay, Applejinx, Satby, Suzanne, TaMara, Elizabelle — and that’s just a quick off-the-top-of-my-head listing.

  76. 76.

    delk

    September 19, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @Schlemazel: Thanks–I had rotator cuff surgery in January so I’m ready and aware for the pain to ramp up. Walking my dog is my big daily exertion, and he’s being boarded for a few days.

  77. 77.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 19, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @efgoldman: Thanks. My daughter had had some complicated health issues, so the success of this latest project was far from assured.

  78. 78.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Top 20 by volume, June and July. But I can make one for anybody, if people want to give me names! (It’ll still be June and July though.)

  79. 79.

    jl

    September 19, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    @Shell: Romney won the first debate using a Gish Gallop strategy (rush through jumble of statements and assertions with supporting, or not supporting, facts and figures as fast as you can talk). Romney’s strategy didn’t work because, it is pretty hard to keep up if others can prepare for it, and if you get slammed in the fact checks following the debate.

    Not sure media is willing to fact check Trump at all. But I don’t think Trump can do a Gish Gallop. Preparing one does take some self-discipline and willingness to do quite a bit of work. While I think Romney did them for years and was an expert at it from his hedge fund days.

  80. 80.

    Felonius Monk

    September 19, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m sure it’s a relief to have this task behind you. Sounds like you have some good and caring friends. Best wishes to you and Mrs. efg as you continue on.

  81. 81.

    delk

    September 19, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    @Shell: They gave me Narco, the same I had for my previous surgery. Hoping I don’t need it for too long.

  82. 82.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    Here is yesterday’s graph of the same sentiments expressed in posts by the front-pagers, BTW. Same time period (June and July).

  83. 83.

    Keith G

    September 19, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    @Gemina13:

    I am ready for 2017 to start now

    You know it’s likely that more people will die next year than died this year?

  84. 84.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Speaking of music, time for a Totes Adorbs Office Kitty update: I knew Lefty was becoming a Teenage Girl Kitty when she was all like “aw, naw, don’t cuddle me!” but now it’s been confirmed by her fascination with the Youtube videos of the Monkees that I’ve been streaming while I work.

  85. 85.

    piratedan

    September 19, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: feel free to use me if you need a baseline or filler.

  86. 86.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Keith G: Yeah, but not more David Bowies.

  87. 87.

    Keith G

    September 19, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: It’s a plot!!

  88. 88.

    Schlemazel

    September 19, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    @delk:
    I have had a bunch of surgeries & never got hit like that before.

    Anyway, take care & here’s to a speedy recovery!

  89. 89.

    Gelfling 545

    September 19, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: She’s done quite a bit for charity, especially for homeless LGBT youth. I have more respect for her than for most entertainers.

  90. 90.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    September 19, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    @efgoldman: hopefully you can put this awful episode behind you guys and move on.

  91. 91.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Well, I will believe you, but I’m astonished.

    Now you need to assign a new colour for “astonishment.”

  92. 92.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Oh, god, what happened to the comment spacing.

  93. 93.

    1,000 Flouncing Lurkers (was fidelioscabinet)

    September 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m sorry. The only part that doesn’t utterly suck is knowing that that part, at least, is behind you. May the rest of the road be less dreadful.

  94. 94.

    Hafabee

    September 19, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    @geg6: Have you ever heard the slowed-down version of Dolly’s Parton’s Jolene – amazing!

  95. 95.

    Schlemazel

    September 19, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    @jl:
    I would expect the Clinton team would work pretty hard at fact checking the Drumpster fire. They should have a ton of ready made “that is pure BS” replies in hand before the debate because so much of his sludge is easily guessed. They as he spews they could hand out the facts & pretty much do the reporters job for them.

  96. 96.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    At some point, I’d love to see a front page “country and bluegrass songs with a left populist theme”.

    My favorite: Florence Reece sings “Which Side Are You On”, a ballad from the coal wars in Bloody Harlan in the 20s and 30s.

  97. 97.

    Keith G

    September 19, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    @Shell:

    I just thought he looked tired and wanted to say, “You know he does have a day job…”

    According to those who were working for him at the time, he was notorious for his disdain for the process of preparing for the debates and did everything he could to avoid spending much time on it. After his sucky performance, he turned his attention to doing it right.

  98. 98.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 19, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Any more dead mice? Give skritches to Lefty kitteh on my behalf.

  99. 99.

    Keith G

    September 19, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Oh, god, what happened to the comment spacing.

    It’s reminiscent of a Trump rally…isn’t it?

  100. 100.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: double-team on a chipmunk recently (yes, we have them running round the store).

  101. 101.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Johnny Cash, “Don’t Take Your Guns to Town”

  102. 102.

    Gelfling 545

    September 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    @Feathers: Several years back when, no doubt for sins in a past life, I was condemned to watching Hannah Montana with my grandduaghter, I thought Miley was, even at that young age, quite a good comic actress as well.

  103. 103.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    September 19, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Oy vey. I made Moby sound like an arrogant moron and he really didn’t come across as one. BTW, he’s been an HRC supporter from the beginning. He said Bill Clinton said that the campaign was going to dump lots of money on teevee ads and he thought ‘earned’ media would be a better/additional thing the campaign should be doing. He thinks Trump is going to get votes,partly because he’s just out there all the time,like the Kardashians. I think HRC in a photo op/policy meeting with the Pope,Justin Trudeau, the Brit Royals on poaching or land mines is stuff that would be covered. ‘Stunt’ is a word I shouldn’t have used. Anyhow that is all I am saying on this topic.

  104. 104.

    Gelfling 545

    September 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    @JMG: Exactly. And I want a president with some dignity, not some carnival act.

  105. 105.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 19, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: So some of us use a fewer feeling related words than others? I am astonished at my anger score. Seems low.

  106. 106.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    John Prine, “Paradise”

  107. 107.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    I’ve been reading through the threads rather haphazardly, so it’s quite possible this has already been discussed, but here in the south we have a somewhat serious shortage of gasoline. There was a pipeline spill in Alabama about ten days ago — Colonial Pipelines’ largest spill in 20 years — which has played merry havoc with getting fuel to the pumps all across the southeast. The governors of AL, GA and TN have all declared states of emergency.

    I drove about 10 miles north of my apartment today, a route that takes me past at least a dozen service stations, and every single one of them was closed. Anecdotally, I’m seeing and hearing similar reports from friends and local/regional FB peeps. There were a handful of places open on the weekend, but they were few and far between, and prices had jumped by 30-40-50, even 60¢/gallon just since last Thursday. No telling when things will get back to normal.

    (And of course the only thing anyone seems to care about right now is gas availability and price. Gods forbid we should have any concerns about what that leak/spill is doing to the environment.)

  108. 108.

    Botsplainer

    September 19, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    @Feathers:

    That was probably her cover of “Jolene”. It is haunting – I love her vocal range.

  109. 109.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I heard something about that just this morning, but hadn’t seen any media coverage!

  110. 110.

    jl

    September 19, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile: I like Moby’s music. Did an amazing collaboration with Public Enemy a few years ago. He seems like a smart guy. But not sure his suggestions wrt HRC are helpful.

    In the current debased news media infotainment environment, I think a really wild stunt HRC could pull, would be to start hammering issues, and Trump ignorance, fantasy and bald face lies about issues, and challenge celebrity news-tainment chitcat divas to pay attention. That kind of wild stunt would make a parachute jump look pretty tame.

    In half-way sane election cycle, the video I posted earlier in this thread, showing Trump to be a bald-face liar wrt to one of his main campaign themes would be a devastating issue for the rest of the campaign. Will it even be noticed before we possibly elect an ignorant liar and incompetent bigot to the WH?

    Edit: I think Moby is greatly bothered by same thing that bothers a lot of us: something very wrong when Trump, obviously so unfit, can get this far, and almost promoted by worthless news media.

  111. 111.

    BruceFromOhio

    September 19, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I look forward to listening a few years on when she’s had pplenty of time for exploring the borders. Would love to hear her cover more of the greats (Cline), esp. in the jazz arena (Krall), and whip up some of her own tunes.

  112. 112.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Could be the sampling. Could be that the vast majority of your comments are neutral, and the emotional ones stick in your mind but aren’t actually at the forefront in the aggregate. Could be the corpus I used–most sentiment analysis corpi aren’t free, so I used what was available.

    One thing I was thinking of doing is a sentiment analysis by tag.

  113. 113.

    Miss Bianca

    September 19, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    @Hafabee: Damn, that’s cool – that’s the coolest “slowdown” version I’ve heard since Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” – which a friend of mine did for me.

  114. 114.

    Gelfling 545

    September 19, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    So I was at my daughter’s when a parcel arrived for my son in law. He says it’s his “combat flip flops“. Oooookay. So he shows me the shoes & the website & it all seems pretty cool to me. He says the shoes are comfortable for him, not an easy thing as Afghanistan turned his right foot into essentially a bag of skin with miscellaneous bones in no particular order. It’s nice to be reminded that there are folks out there trying to do some good in the world.

  115. 115.

    Keith G

    September 19, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    @efgoldman: Maybe more (quantitatively) as well. Recently, death rates have been going down, but the total number of humans alive on the planet is going up. So, even with a lower rate, more people are dying….maybe. Sounds like the basis of an Algebra I word problem.

  116. 116.

    Feathers

    September 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @Botsplainer: Yes! Thanks for finding it again for me. I love that she has the confidence to sing alto and not to fake her way into the soprano range.

  117. 117.

    Mnemosyne

    September 19, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @Keith G:

    FWIW, this would have been a shit year for Patton Oswalt even if the only person who had died had been his wife. I think he gets to complain at least a little about this being a shitty year since he was personally affected.

    Since 2012 was the year where my father-in-law and my own father died within six months of each other, you’d better believe I was praying for that goddamned year to be over.

  118. 118.

    Gemina13

    September 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    @Keith G:

    I do believe there’s an average amount of people that die every year. That’s not what I’m asking for; I simply want this year to be done.

  119. 119.

    J R in WV

    September 19, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    @Peale:

    Yeah, me too!!! Where’s my graph!!! And how come people get in as commenters when they’re front pagers commenting on their own threads? Bitch, bitch, gripe!!!!r ;-{ )

    Major^4, good work, interesting report. Could we get a version we could enlarge so I can read it? It’s pretty small type on my laptop, I dunno how someone with a tablet or phone could read any of it.

  120. 120.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    September 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Amen to that.

    Dad was taken back to the hospital tonight; I’m here awaiting word on his condition and prepping for a trip home depending on the result. 2016 can be over any time it gets ready.

  121. 121.

    Elizabelle

    September 19, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): Best to you, Ben. Know it’s been a rough year for you. And best to your family.

  122. 122.

    singfoom

    September 19, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): I hope everything works out and he goes home with a good result.

  123. 123.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant):

    No kidding, it sure can.

    I just got word that a former colleague and one-time very close friend is in the hospital with hydrocephalus (hydrocephaly). And Charmian Carr (Liesl) died last night. And the husband of one of my very favorite writers (Louise Penny) also died last night. And another of my favorite writers, W. P. Kinsella, died a couple of days ago. And so many dear Balloon-Juicers going through their own health challenges or family losses, sometimes both at once. And another unarmed black man was executed by Tulsa police. And and and and.

  124. 124.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 19, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    @J R in WV:

    I just embiggened it on the screen with my fingers (iPad).

  125. 125.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    September 19, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @Elizabelle: @singfoom: Thank you.

  126. 126.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    September 19, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Wow. That’s a lot of loss. Hoping that you can find some peace.

  127. 127.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: @J R in WV: @SiubhanDuinne: I’ll put up the spreadsheet later… maybe an analyze-your-comment widget.

  128. 128.

    Brachiator

    September 19, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’m going to look at the trolls next and see if they’re different.

    This might be interesting. I will be on the lookout for this follow up.

  129. 129.

    Brachiator

    September 19, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Also, is there a link to the post with the earlier graph?

  130. 130.

    Brachiator

    September 19, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: A co-worker died too young recently. But within a few weeks another co-worker got married, another saw the birth of his first child, another celebrated his kid’s first birthday. For me, it was a reminder that no matter how much we may want to stop and note our tragedies, life goes on. Hopefully we can find those moments of grace and hope.

    I hope you can find some positive moments as well.

  131. 131.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 19, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Brachiator: @87

  132. 132.

    gogiggs

    September 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    I’m old enough that even my kid was too old for Hannah Montana, so I was never exposed to Miley.
    Then, one day, YouTube, for reasons I can’t even guess at, suggested that I watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ua3O_fdCY

    And, how can you not love that?

    I can’t say I’m a fan, but I’m surely not a hater.

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