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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Open Thread: Only A One-Word Response Required

Open Thread: Only A One-Word Response Required

by Anne Laurie|  September 24, 20168:27 pm| 130 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Hillary Clinton 2016, Open Threads

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Hillary, tilting her head, politely: “….. Who?”

HILLARY: Studying my body language. He'll do anything to avoid reading.
MOOK: He just mentioned Gennifer Flowers on Twitter.
HILLARY: Ha!

— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) September 24, 2016

HILLARY: Bill fucked around? What's next, people don't think I'm likeable?
MOOK: Heh.
HILLARY: Trump thinks I'm as much of a pussy as he is

— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) September 24, 2016

Donnie couldn’t help trying his usual half-witted Twitter “dominance” primate routine, and of course Ms. Flowers was gonna jump on the ‘invitation’, because what has she got to lose?

So when HRC pretends she doesn’t remember the name, the Media Village Idiots… get to besmear themselves a little more? Look like even bigger douchecanoes than Lord Orange Littlescrotum?

Never mind those college-educated suburban Republican women who Trump’s campaign is supposed to be courting — every married Republican man whose wife has forgiven him, barely, for That One Time on A Business Trip has (another) reason to resent Donald popping off. He’s just given the Democratic GOTV another boost, and given the “average” Repub voter one more reason to stay home.

It’ll go down well with the Twenty-Seven-Percenters, sure, but that’s not enough to win a national election. Good for the post-election grift, though!

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  1. 1.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Re-posted from downstairs: So, I found this on Twitter.

  2. 2.

    Nora

    September 24, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    The perfect response on Hillary’s part. His people think everybody’s as obsessed with Clinton conspiracy theories as they are. News flash: most people don’t remember what happened last year, let alone what happened 20+ years ago.

  3. 3.

    BR

    September 24, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    GOTV requires people to volunteer. Sign up here. I’m serious. It takes 30 seconds to find something and put your name down. Show up. That’s how we’ll win. The media will do what it does. We need to do what we need to do to win no matter what happens.

  4. 4.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Indeed, Anne. Donald plays to the 27% and they love it. He could shoot one of them, as he said, and they’d love it.

    Everyone else though? Even ostensible Republicans?

    We’re going to find out how much “Party over Country” actually applies.

  5. 5.

    Trentrunner

    September 24, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Hillary: “I have a question for Gennifer.”

    [Stunned gasp throughout the hall. All cameras turn toward the mistress.]

    Hillary: “Is it GIF or JIF?”

  6. 6.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    September 24, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Calling out to Florida Dems: Kaine will be in Lakeland Monday morning. Anybody need to RSVP?

  7. 7.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    September 24, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Hillary: Ask Trump if it’s okay for me to bring in all the women he’s bragged about raping, uh, I mean sleeping with over the decades. I’m sure there’s 80 million women voters who’ll love to support him now.

  8. 8.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    September 24, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Hillary’s best response is to bring in every defendant in the Trump University lawsuits as well as every person who ever sued or is suing Trump for failure to pay them fair wages.

  9. 9.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well there goes the late night video post I was planning…

    Back to the salt mines!

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    I just don’t see how this does anything good for Trump. It’s not going to rattle Hillary, Trump is almost guaranteed to say or do something else that will dominate coverage, and what coverage there is will just make white suburban married women more likely to vote for Clinton.

    I guess we’re back to Trump’s Razor. Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts: Trump’s an ape who has not an ounce of strategy in his body.

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    September 24, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    Would it be uncouth for Hillary to suggest that she considered inviting Ivanka in response?

  12. 12.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @dmsilev: Yes. She shouldn’t play his game. Just stick to the high road with a few smart burns.

  13. 13.

    HinTN

    September 24, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @redshirt: A lot, I fear.

  14. 14.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 24, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    And it just as awesome now as it was downstairs. Maybe more so.

  15. 15.

    TaMara (HFG)

    September 24, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Oh, no, it needs to be front paged. ROFL

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 24, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @Trentrunner:

    So perfect. I’m fucking DYING here.

  17. 17.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @HinTN: Somewhere between 39 and 45% of the voting electorate most likely.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Sorry.

  19. 19.

    bmoak

    September 24, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Hillary could invite one of Trump’s past mistresses to even the score, but Melania will already be there, so she’s covered on that front.

  20. 20.

    HR Progressive

    September 24, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    I think Hillary would get a ton of mileage out of making a relevant mention of Mark Cuban. Not a “Hey, look I brought Mark Cuban” sort of response, but when talking about tax hikes on billionaires, or donating to charity, or something “Blah blah blah, like billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban…” and watch Trump go nuclear.

    I’m really crossing my fingers that this actually happens, again, as long as it is germane to the conversation.

  21. 21.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Don’t lie.

  22. 22.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: These things happen. I had the article that explained how and why it was made all ready for excerpting too.

  23. 23.

    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Nora:

    .
    News flash: most people don’t remember what happened last year, let alone what happened 20+ years ago.

    True dat. Those who most know or care about Flowers have got to be older voters.

    This only confirms how childishly trashy Trump’s mind works. He naturally goes for National Enquirer level gossip and conspiracy theories. And in turn, this stuff excites only the lunatic fringe of his base.

    And this stuff goes absolutely nowhere unless Trump himself brings it up, and then his surrogates will have to defend it in post debate commentary.

    But it should be easier than anything for Hillary to deflect this crap and to turn it back on Trump. It’s hard to believe that any of his team thinks this is a good idea.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    September 24, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):
    Seconded, it’s great. Did Sarah Silverman have anything to do with it?

  25. 25.

    jl

    September 24, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Some commenter in last thread said Flowers supported HRC in 2008. Any truth to that?
    If so, would be poetic justice for more Trump dumbassery.

    Strictly speaking, public taunts to put Cuban in front row is dumbassery too, but it is standard long established political campaign dumbassery, which is dumb except it might make the opponent act far dumber, so.. um… .yeah…looks like this one worked quick like bunny (edit: and strong like bull). Hope Trump keeps acting like easy prey the rest of the campaign.

  26. 26.

    Another Scott

    September 24, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s great. Thanks.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  27. 27.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @trollhattan: No. It was, however, partially inspired by what she had done in the past. Like I said, I had the article about the ad and the ad all ready to go. Now I’ll have to find something about clowns to post.

  28. 28.

    Shana

    September 24, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Too funny. Reminds me of the Sarah Silverman video from last time when she said that grandchildren would not visit any longer if they voted for Rmoney.

    ETA: I see trollhattan got there first.

  29. 29.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Brachiator: You forget his team lives in the Wingnut Bubble, so who knows what they think is a good idea? They might be high fiving each other over how awesome this is.

  30. 30.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: You caught me.

    @Adam L Silverman: You can still do it. Especially since you have explanatory materials and all that academic shit.

  31. 31.

    rikyrah

    September 24, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Flowers is the side piece.
    The Other Woman.
    A THOT.

    That is what she is. Period.

  32. 32.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Just rewards really. I am sincerely interested in this “clowns in the forest” phenomena that seems to be sweeping South Carolina.

  33. 33.

    Trentrunner

    September 24, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I saw a tweet from some debate official, essentially saying, “Enough with this front row plant bullshit. We’ve contacted both campaigns, and both have agreed to knock it off.”

    I hope this is the end of it.

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: God damn it.

  35. 35.

    Hal

    September 24, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    At the end of the day, inviting Gennifer Flowers is the summation of Trump’s very low opinion of women. Why not invite your opponents husband’s mistress to the debate? To Trump, Flowers is Hillary’s fault, just as I am sure he blames Ivana and Marla for his own affairs. Women are only useful to Trump if he considers them fuckable.

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @rikyrah:

    THOT

    I just learned something new.

  37. 37.

    ? Martin

    September 24, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @jl:

    Strictly speaking, public taunts to put Cuban in front row is dumbassery

    No it’s not. It’s not because it proves Clinton’s point about baiting with a tweet. Trump can’t help himself to respond. So under President Trump Mexico throws out our ambassador, so in relation he murders theirs. China buzzes one of our ships and we blow up one of theirs.

    Trying to bait the US into a confrontation is routine, and Hillary keeps proving that he doesn’t even have enough self control to resist something as nothing as having Mark Cuban in the audience.

  38. 38.

    randy khan

    September 24, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Thinking about it, I think the ground rules for the debates really hurt Trump – candidates get limited numbers of invites (most of the crowd is local civic-minded people, etc.), there are specific rules about no reactions from the crowd (except beginning and end applause), it’s one on one with specified times for answers and responses, which will prevent him from getting away with making things up most of the time. All of those things hurt him and will make it hard for him to dominate the debate the way he dominated the Republican debates.

  39. 39.

    Mnemosyne

    September 24, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @BR:

    I’m headed to Las Vegas next weekend to canvass — finally got the information from the campaign. After some internal debate and consultation with my fellow jackals, I think I’m going to do the overnight option.

  40. 40.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @redshirt: They arrested someone for actually dressing as a clown and sort of stalking someone in Kentucky.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    September 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: As long as there aren’t any fucking pandas.
    Or before it comes up, non-coitus pandas as well.
    Thanks

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Wise decision.

  43. 43.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Corner Stone: You have panda issues?

  44. 44.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @randy khan: What if Trump just ignores the rules outright and bulldozes over the Moderators? What can be done?

  45. 45.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: LOL. Perfect. Like they don’t even take off the mask while cuffing him.

  46. 46.

    ? Martin

    September 24, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The clown story seems like a perfect encapsulation of conservative mass hysteria. It’s Jade Helm come alive.

  47. 47.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @redshirt: Right?

  48. 48.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Trentrunner:
    http://lwv.org/content/league-women-voters-and-candidate-debates-changing-relationship
    http://www.startribune.com/the-secret-history-of-the-commission-on-presidential-debates/394140131/

  49. 49.

    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    . Trump’s an ape who has not an ounce of strategy in his body.

    Oh Trump most definitely has a strategy, and it helped him sweep the table during the GOP primary. His strategists have been laying the groundwork for this even when Trump acts like a wild man. And they have learned how to back him up.

    Clinton supporters like to talk about her as the adult in the room. They will cite her years of experience and how hard working she is. There has been, recently, reports of contrast between her debate prep and Trump’s.

    So here’s my easy prediction. Trump will do everything he can to subvert Clinton’s legitimacy by hammering home the idea that her experience amounts to nothing because her judgement has always be wrong. He will, of course, include Obama in this as well.

    And he doesn’t have to do debate prep because he will lie where necessary. He will also say that his lack of experience doesn’t matter because he is terrific and will bring in new terrific people to solve every problem and make America great again.

    I call this the Simpleton Gambit, and Trump is a master at deploying it.

  50. 50.

    Corner Stone

    September 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I would contend that anyone who falls for the sheer bullshit that is the panda is ripe for being a Trump voter this November.

  51. 51.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @? Martin:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKAr5R7UwAAJ2PF.jpg:large
    Never Forget!!!!

  52. 52.

    ? Martin

    September 24, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @redshirt: Lester is part of the media establishment. At the very least, ignoring the rules will be taken somewhat personally by the rest of the media establishment.

    But the only response that will actually matter will be how Hillary handles it. A lot of people will want her to tell him to knock it the fuck off (in those exact words) and dress him down verbally. But I don’t think he’ll do that. In the previous debates he was a bit of a showboat, and a bit of a loudmouth, but he was surprisingly passive whenever something of substance was being discussed. He’s good at speechifying, bad at responding. He’ll ignore the question, bullshit about something, and then stop.

  53. 53.

    Mnemosyne

    September 24, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    If I was still a young and broke-ass temp worker, I would probably go for the one-day option, but what’s the point of being middle-aged and financially secure if you don’t use a little of it to be comfortable while volunteering?

  54. 54.

    Corner Stone

    September 24, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Oh Trump most definitely has a strategy, and it helped him sweep the table during the GOP primary.

    He always had several people on stage with him during that period. One on one will be a different ball game, even if the moderator let’s him lie a few times each segment.

  55. 55.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 24, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @efgoldman: Andrew Lack owns Lester Holt and every other NBC News personality. He controlled Lauer for the CIC Forum. He will control Holt for the debate.
    http://pagesix.com/2016/09/15/lauers-botched-presidential-interviews-may-not-have-been-his-fault/

  56. 56.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Brachiator: Or, to again use Trump’s Razor: it’s not a simpleton gambit; Trump is a simpleton who happens to be a good con artist.

  57. 57.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    I’m expecting Hillary to go a little ‘meta’ on Donald…she’s already done it by posting a list of his lies and calling on the media to ‘say something when he throws any one of these 294 lies out there’.

    I think she’ll say something similar right from the start: “I’m here to talk about a brighter future for the American people…and rather than try to refute Donald’s rapid-fire lies, I’ll just try to keep count each time, and then proceed on with discussing my plan for continuing the progress we’ve made under President Obama. You know, the guy that Trump lied about for essentially the entire Obama presidency? Anyway, please understand that no human being could keep up with, much less respond to, all of the BS that comes out of this unfit, unethical, fraud’s mouth. So I’ll be pushing past that and mostly ignoring him while I talk directly with you, the voters.”

  58. 58.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Corner Stone: What about koalas?

  59. 59.

    Mnemosyne

    September 24, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @efgoldman:

    (and who couldn’t possibly be as awful as Lauer)

    I would not bet money on that if I were you.

  60. 60.

    Corner Stone

    September 24, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Evil little bastards. But not as heinous as a fucking panda.

  61. 61.

    redshirt

    September 24, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @efgoldman: Agreed. Ellie said as much in the previous thread, that it’s Trump that has way more to lose in this debate than Clinton.

    He’s a clown and this is an environment he can’t control and will have a hard time distracting from. He can’t bounce off lot’s of debaters, he can’t play to the crowd. He can try, but when he’s met with silence, we’ve seen how poorly he responds.

    This could be a disaster for Trump. Whereas Clinton is so rock solid the only way she “loses” is if the media wills it to be so.

  62. 62.

    Lyrebird

    September 24, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Oh that’s beyoooooteefull. I thank you.

  63. 63.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @Jeffro: Just start every answer with the current tally of how many times he’s lied, and how many times he lied in his last statement. Lol.

  64. 64.

    Mnemosyne

    September 24, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Donald’s debate schtick is to be the alpha male — he literally challenged his Republican opponents to a dick-measuring contest.

    But as Rick Lazio can tell him, that stuff doesn’t work when a woman is your opponent. Even people who are pretty sexist find it distasteful to watch a man bullying a woman. In fact, they’re probably more bothered by it than more egalitarian people.

    And, as many others have mentioned, this ain’t Hillary’s first time at the rodeo. She’s dealt with blustering blowhards before, and her opponents have always collapsed first.

  65. 65.

    Lyrebird

    September 24, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Hey I’d still like to know! And when you’re stuck for ideas another time, get the back story on that was-it-EMILY’s-list video Omnes shared recently, “Women Can Stop Trump” I think, bc apparently those women were people I should recognize…

    I always welcome help in surprising my students by showing some knowledge beyond the underside of the rock over my office.

  66. 66.

    Ken

    September 24, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @redshirt:

    What if Trump just ignores the rules outright and bulldozes over the Moderators? What can be done?

    In the unlikely event I’m asked to moderate a presidential debate, I will insist on shock collars on the candidates, and I will have the controllers.

  67. 67.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Yup, I’m serious. Just announce “four”, or even just hold up a few fingers. Then proceed right to whatever she wants to say. Game, set, match.

  68. 68.

    Another Scott

    September 24, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Jeffro: That would be an excellent strategy. I hope she uses it, even if she doesn’t say so explicitly like that.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  69. 69.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Jeffro: Laughing with you :)

    Just thought of one: “I’ll do everything that I can to make sure American small businesses don’t end up like my opponent’s businesses…”

  70. 70.

    Mary G

    September 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: @Adam L Silverman: Put it up again as a front page post. I just watched it for the second time and still love it. Real grandmas and grandpas threatening to come back to haunt their grandchildren are hilarious. Lots of people don’t read comments and click on all the links and I don’t want them to miss it. Plus, I am scared of clowns.

  71. 71.

    randy khan

    September 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @redshirt:

    Fair question. In the endless scrum of the Republican debates, that kind of behavior was okay, but I think it would come off as boorish, not to mention that in a one-on-one debate they can adjust time accordingly. Also, I imagine that Clinton won’t need much time to nail him.

  72. 72.

    Ruckus

    September 24, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    I’ve seen the one day schedule and that seems brutal. I’d do the overnight but the fatigue from my treatment is sort of kicking my ass and I just have to take it one day at a time. I phone banked today and couldn’t last more than an hour, tomorrow may be the opposite. And that’s not walking in the hot sun for half a day or more.

  73. 73.

    Pete Downunder

    September 24, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    I am worried that Trump will have a voice in his ear, concealed by the possum, much like W was suspected of. Has anyone taken that into account?

  74. 74.

    Hal

    September 24, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @efgoldman: Omarosa is just a useful idiot to Trump. A black woman no self respecting African American even respects, but hey, a check is a check. I guess Stacy Dash wasn’t available.

  75. 75.

    rikyrah

    September 24, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    THOT =THAT HO OVER THERE

  76. 76.

    rikyrah

    September 24, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Hal:
    Omarosa’s have been with us as long as we have been on these shores. After all, who do you think betrayed slave rebellions back in the day?

  77. 77.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Yeah, I had to go to urban dictionary to find out.

  78. 78.

    randy khan

    September 24, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @Pete Downunder:

    I don’t think that the voice in the ear would work well with Trump.

  79. 79.

    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    . He always had several people on stage with him during that period. One on one will be a different ball game, even if the moderator let’s him lie a few times each segment.

    Trump had fewer opponents as the debate wore on. He still swept the table. I don’t see how one on one hurts him.

    And note that I am simply predicting what Trump’s main strategy will be. He is easy to figure out. I don’t know what Team Clinton will do or that they need to fear Trump.

    Trump will bring a distracting circus, a clown show, but again, his primary strategy will be to try to neutralize Clinton’s knowledge and years of experience.

  80. 80.

    Another Scott

    September 24, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Pete Downunder: I recently heard on some show on NPR that a person can only pay attention to 1.6 conversations at a time (apparently a variation on this). I believe it. In a highly stressful situation, when the moderator is asking a question, you’re concentrating and listening carefully (especially if your hearing isn’t the best) thinking to yourself about the best way to answer, the clock is running, millions of people are watching, and your future (and the future of the world) is at stake, I don’t think anyone would be able to also pay attention to a voice in their ear. And standing there silently, listening to your minders, while the clock ticks would be sketchy as hell.

    It just never made sense to me that W having an earphone would actually help him. Similarly with Donnie.

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  81. 81.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @Another Scott: People thought Hillary had one in her ear during the primaries. The ‘cheating at a debate’ thing pops up every cycle. Maybe not in 2012.

  82. 82.

    Sandia Blanca

    September 24, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: How about this nice “interview” with Kellyanne Conway by Randy Rainbow?

  83. 83.

    Another Scott

    September 24, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I remember. Google “hillary earpiece” to see the insanity. ;-)

    Still, even if you think the handlers were only giving instructions when the other person was given or answering a question, I can’t see how it would work in the real world. Most people can’t listen intently to two people talking at the same time.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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    JMG

    September 24, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    So here’s an idea my son and a friend of his have put together for next month as good Mass. Democrats. Mother and son team canvassing for Clinton in New Hampshire. I think it’s a great idea. I’d like to know what Kay, the only pro among us, thinks of this idea from a fellow if younger pro.

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    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    .And, as many others have mentioned, this ain’t Hillary’s first time at the rodeo. She’s dealt with blustering blowhards before, and her opponents have always collapsed first.

    This is true. This is why I say that Trump will not try to bully her, but he will work on trying to present her as weak and ineffectual.

    Also while I also agree with you that viewers would find bullying Clinton to be distasteful, crap like that would win her sympathy, but not votes.

    ETA. Good luck with your upcoming Vegas adventure.

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    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Another Scott: Oh, I agree with you. At best somebody’s giving you a little hint on a little detail you might not remember. Not exactly a superpower.

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    Sandia Blanca

    September 24, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Jeffro: Or she could refer to the number of the lie from her list: “I see that you’ve chosen #17 for your opening attack, Don.”

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    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Sandia Blanca: Are you allowed to have props? She could wave around a thick list of every time he’s lied and pretend to refer to it.

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    JMG

    September 24, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Sooner or later, Trump will be asked to explain a policy. Since none of them make sense, he’ll be doing the dog paddle in deep water, At some point, it comes down to the voters, us. If a majority/plurality fall for bullshit then it’s on them. They’ll suffer, too, a point I hope Clinton makes. Let’s see how all those retired dentists in the Villages love Trump when their portfolios fall by 50 percent.
    PS: Posted this on another thread. My son (veteran of several big campaigns including Obama 08) and a friend, who are good Mass. Democrats, have come up with what I think is a great idea. Mother and son team canvassing for Clinton in NH. My wife is game. I’d like to know what Kay, who has the most practical experience of all of us, thinks of this idea.

  90. 90.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 24, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @JMG:

    IANK, and I don’t even play her on TV, but I think it’s a great idea. In any canvassing, I like to see contrast — male/female, black/white, older/younger. I think it’s reassuring and expansive for the people you’re calling on.

  91. 91.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Trump will bring a distracting circus, a clown show, but again, his primary strategy will be to try to neutralize Clinton’s knowledge and years of experience.

    And so, the only way to win is not to play…at least, not to play his game, try to respond to all of his nonsense. Clinton should just open with “he’s gonna try and throw a lot of crazy crap at you, at me, heck he brought someone here who had an affair with my husband eons ago…what does that say about his character? I’m just going to try and do what I’ve always done: ignore the hatred and the BS, and lay out what I’d like to do for Americans if given the honor.”

  92. 92.

    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @efgoldman:

    .Nope. He doesn’t do strategery. His advisors do, but that doesn’t mean he has enough self-control to follow it in a non-scripted situation with someone competent actually opposing him.

    Trump’s advisors and the GOP bosses have learned to adapt to Trump’s wild man style. This makes him more formidable.

    When he gave up his brother delusions, his surrogates and team were all over the Sunday shows backing him up, even using lies of their own to support him. And a shrewd reporter noted GOP discipline. Almost every high level GOP politician refused to comment, attempting to minimize the story’s impact. Look for more of this when Trump goes off script. His people realize that with fewer days to go, it’s about pushing their message and containment of the impact off rogue messages, not keeping him on message.

    There is no equivalence between “debating” the 97 dwarfs to see who can be the right-wingiest, most racist, teahadiest one, and doing one on one for 90 minutes against a genuinely qualified person, unscripted.

    Nobody thought that Trump had a chance against the 97 dwarfs. Nobody. And he swept the table.

    And yes, Clinton is genuinely qualified. This is precisely why I predict that Trump’s gambit will be to try to convince debate watchers that her qualifications do not matter. And Trump’s people have been laying the groundwork for this by suggesting that she only won against Sanders because she cheated, and reminding people that Obama beat her in the Democratic debates in 2008.

    I’m not saying that Trump will win the debates, whatever “win” means, only that Clinton will need to do more than display her knowledge and experience. Trump is going to do everything he can to neutralize her advantage here because it is also his greatest weakness.

  93. 93.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @Sandia Blanca: That’s excellent! Actually that’s better than excellent.

    The thing people are missing is, she can wear him down. He can’t do the same in return.

  94. 94.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 24, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @Brachiator: They only thought he didn’t have a chance in the primary because they refused to believe the polls, which were very very clear about who was going to win. Nobody’s making that mistake at the moment.

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    Sandia Blanca

    September 24, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: That would be cool!

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    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Jeffro:

    .And so, the only way to win is not to play…at least, not to play his game, try to respond to all of his nonsense. Clinton should just open with “he’s gonna try and throw a lot of crazy crap at you, at me, heck he brought someone here who had an affair with my husband eons ago…what does that say about his character?

    Yep. Totally agree. Leave Trump with nothing. Let the moderators deal with the circus. Note Trump’s emptiness and desperation and move on.

  97. 97.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: They thought that at some point, a #NeverTrump majority would assert itself and knock him out…the only problem was, that majority was divided amongst 16 other candidates, many of whom were kept in the race by their Citizens United-approved sugar daddies.

    Despite all that, it seems pretty clear that even if it had been Trump vs, say, Rubio from the start, Trump’s sheer assholishness and racist appeals would have won the day (and nomination). That’s just the party they are now: no principles of any kind, just ranting and raving, facts be damned.

  98. 98.

    Jean

    September 24, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I don’t remember if it was Kay or Annie Laurie who suggested that Trump be asked factual questions in relation to his positions. “What countries are included in the TPP?” And proceed from there with more factual questions that reveal his ignorance. Don’t let him just spout opinions without any evidence that he understands the facts. He could wave those questions away, but his bluster won’t cover his ignorance.

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    J R in WV

    September 24, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Dude,

    You big footed Adam!! Congrats!!

    JR

  100. 100.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @J R in WV: I hadn’t thought of it that way. Woohoo!

  101. 101.

    NotMax

    September 24, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    We all can surmise (and HRC’s people undoubtedly know) that Trump’s gambit will be to spout things intended to make her cry or shout or both.

    That am confident she is well aware of this and well prepared for it makes me serene about Monday’s event.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    September 24, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    They only thought he didn’t have a chance in the primary because they refused to believe the polls, which were very very clear about who was going to win.

    This means that Trump won not because his opponents were weak, but because Trump knew how best to harness GOP voter dissatisfaction.

    You earlier derided Trump as a con artist. But you have to be talented and disciplined to work a con successfully, and Trump is a master at the game. And the best cons are pretty simple.

    So let’s watch what Trump does during the debates. And let’s see how Clinton deals with it.

  103. 103.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @NotMax: I agree. She and her people have run through all of the possible and impossible Trump actions and have worked out responses to all of them.

  104. 104.

    NotMax

    September 24, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    Hoping one such response, when apropos, is along the lines of “This may come as a great shock to you, Mr. Trump, but Bill isn’t running for anything. I am.”

  105. 105.

    Jeffro

    September 24, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Btw I finally got around to reading Bobo’s Friday column and L. to the OL. Not even going to waste time wasting time noting how he is wasting our time. Clinton is out of touch, Trump (and Sanders) are hip. Um yeah.

    Hey Dave, I think Hillary is only a couple years older than you but unlike you, she has actually fought for things, taken hits, and is about to make history.

    David Brooks = 1/Hillary, in mathematical terms.

  106. 106.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @NotMax: I bet she has responses for mole people and reverse vampire situations. But that is a good response for a certain type of attack.

  107. 107.

    Bobby Thomson

    September 24, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I don’t understand why you can’t still do that post. What am I missing?

  108. 108.

    Wapiti

    September 24, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Brachiator:

    He will also say that his lack of experience doesn’t matter because he is terrific and will bring in new terrific people to solve every problem and make America great again.

    I think that Clinton could point to the example of his foundation. Clearly, he could (and did) pick who the directors were, but his directors and whatever systems they had failed badly, and he spent a quarter of a million dollars on personal stuff with the charity money. Those terrific people Trump promises? Don’t believe it.

  109. 109.

    sigaba

    September 24, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @Brachiator: “I call this the Simpleton Gambit, and Trump is a master at deploying it.”

    Shades of Canticle for Liebowitz.

    I personally think Hillz’s best strategy is to swear a blue streak through the entire debate. We know how she talks in the situation room from various sources, she should just let the freak flag fly. She’d own the news cycle for a month.

  110. 110.

    Miss Bianca

    September 24, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Talking Huskies! Come on, come on, it’s been ages since we had a cute animal video from you!

    ETA: Of course, if yu had a post ready to go, why not post it? It’s not like you and O2 are showing up at a party and one of you has to gasp/sob, “That BITCH! He’s wearing my dress!” (//)

  111. 111.

    Vhh

    September 24, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    @Brachiator: I expect you are right. But I don’t think anything short of a knockout by either side will change a Hillary voter to a Trump voter or vice versa. And the so called undecided are mostly liars. At most, a Trump outrage might cause the crypto Republicans among them to stay home.

  112. 112.

    Miss Bianca

    September 24, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    @Corner Stone: I’m sorry…but you’re just wrong about pandas. Or maybe wilfully wrong-headed. Moar pandas, Adam!

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 24, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    @Miss Bianca: He is right about koalas though. No such thing as drop bears; they are just garden variety koalas who got caught in the act.

  114. 114.

    Miss Bianca

    September 24, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Shhh…I may be nodding sagely in agreement in the here and now, but somewhere, my ten-year-old self is wailing, “noooooo!”

  115. 115.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2016 at 12:11 am

    @Miss Bianca: Don’t worry; English Cockers are still the best dogs just like they always have been.

  116. 116.

    Miss Bianca

    September 25, 2016 at 12:14 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I saw an English Cocker today at the dog park in Colorado Springs (shaved for the summer, blasphemy, but with long curls on ears still intact) and thought of you, I confess.

  117. 117.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 25, 2016 at 12:20 am

    @Miss Bianca: They have a very Restoration poet who is also a deadly duelist vibe. FWIW Beau got a near-shave every summer (we needed to tranq the neurotic freak to do it). He loved the result.

  118. 118.

    Bruce K

    September 25, 2016 at 4:53 am

    Don’t forget that in the GOP debates, all of Trump’s opponents were hamstrung by their need to avoid alienating the Southern Strategy voters that Trump had attracted with his schtick; without the Southern Strategy vote, they’d be dead in the water in the general, and all of them knew it even if they wouldn’t admit it.

    Hillary’s not operating under that restriction. And based on how she handled fifteen-odd hours in front of the Benghazi committee, where the GOP was basically in control of the environment…

  119. 119.

    Applejinx

    September 25, 2016 at 7:01 am

    She should have a counter, that makes an audible click when actuated. She can actuate it next to her mic so it’s more obvious.

    When inevitably confronted she can say part of her job will be to keep track of foreign leaders’ lies, and in many cases you have to stay alert to catch the key lie in a sea of innocuous statements. Thus no clicker would be necessary.

    With Trump, well…

    “If I was talking with Vladimir Putin, wouldn’t you want me to keep track of the points he’s not being entirely truthful about? And this is very good practice, because it’s sort of Putin one step removed. Let’s just say they’ve got some similar faces on their teams and leave it at that”

    Trump: “I have nothing to do with Putin!”

    *click*

  120. 120.

    Suburban Mom

    September 25, 2016 at 7:20 am

    @JMG: I’ve canvassed with my daughter in PA (we live in NJ) and it was great. We had fun and found people were unusually willing to engage with a high school student canvasser and mom.

  121. 121.

    rikyrah

    September 25, 2016 at 7:41 am

    @Suburban Mom:
    Glad tha your child had a good time. Good to see her involved early ☺??

  122. 122.

    Kay

    September 25, 2016 at 8:02 am

    I’m fretting again. I just worry about everyone putting all the chips on a debate. Outside of political lore, was there ever a debate that decided an election?

    Clinton is a very good debater and Trump is a moron, but I don’t want rank and file Democrats expecting the entire case against Trump to be prosecuted by one person in 2 hours. They will be disappointed. There won’t be a conviction. She can’t “put him away” with this. Trump has 90-some per cent of GOP voters- he will have more than that by election day. He’ll have 95%. In my state, that makes it a close race debate or no debate.

    Clinton probably has tons of polling on issues because Obama had tons of polling on issues. She’ll have to concentrate on the part of the Trump prosecution that will give her the most bang for the buck in terms of what her campaign believes regular voters care about. Looking at ads in Ohio it looks to me like they believe Trump has character problems- people suspect he’s a bad person. That’s not “issues” – it’s harder to argue than issues.

  123. 123.

    Kay

    September 25, 2016 at 8:17 am

    I saw the Clinton ad where the girls are looking in the mirror last night and I think it’s really effective. That’s what I mean about “hard to prosecute in a debate format”. She has to show him to be a bad person and if you look over Clinton’s career (to her credit, actually) that has not been how she operates. She’s not saintly- she “raised questions” about Obama in a sort of shameless way, but I think she’s uncomfortable directly attacking character and that’s why she sounds practiced and inauthentic when she does it. She really does stick to issues and Trump is a shape-shifter on issues. It’s all bullshit. She’s left with “bad person” and while bad person is TRUE a lot of people are uncomfortable attacking character because doing that is brutal and ugly and inevitably some of the shit they throw sticks to them. It’s difficult-harder than it looks.

  124. 124.

    Kay

    September 25, 2016 at 8:25 am

    The REASON (IMO) it’s hard for people who are smart and serious to attack character is because it’s really true about “wresting with a pig”. It brings both sides lower but one side doesn’t care how low it gets. Clinton does care. She believes it will reflect poorly on her and that’s true- it will to a certain extent.

    She’d RATHER have issues to argue and she doesn’t, because he’s a fucking fraud and facts don’t matter to him.

    I don’t envy her this job.

  125. 125.

    JosieJ (not Josie)

    September 25, 2016 at 8:27 am

    @Brachiator:

    However much he “swept the table” during the primaries, he never had to debate one on one. His style during the primary debates was to hover on the fringes while others did the heavy lifting on policy questions, dip in for a quick zinger or two, then quickly dip back out again.

    He will not be able to do that in this debate. I have no doubt that he’s hoping to get in a zinger or two, but he won’t be able to avoid answering policy questions, and I suspect that most of his answers will end up sounding like his “the dog ate my homework” plan to deal with ISIS. He also won’t benefit from kid-glove treatment from opponents who hope to inherit his voters.

    That said, I don’t think Clinton will score a big victory over him, merely a routine one, but then, she doesn’t need to win big. The polls are pretty much inching back to their previous positions, and they never indicated a Trump win, only a more narrow loss than we were comfortable with. He’s the one who needs the upset victory to change the momentum and his lack of policy knowledge precludes him gaining many more potential voters than he already has in his corner.

  126. 126.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2016 at 10:07 am

    @Kay: She can have the TV spots paint him as a bad person, and personally paint him as a foolish, ignorant and weak person, which is where she shines. Bring out some of what she brought to bear against Trey Gowdy. You can even see her doing the same thing for laughs with Zach Galifianakis.

    Yes, she’ll turn off some people by seeming condescending like sighing Al Gore. But I think there’s a “what is this bullshit, you’re wasting my time” quality to Hillary’s version that plays as less phony.

  127. 127.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 25, 2016 at 10:58 am

    @JosieJ (not Josie): The moderator’s chosen subjects for the first debate sound worryingly gassy and vague: “Securing America,” etc., the kind of thing he might be able to bullshit through.

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    WaterGirl

    September 25, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    @dmsilev: They go low, we go high. – Michelle Obama

  129. 129.

    WaterGirl

    September 25, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    @HR Progressive: Might I suggest this slight correction:

    “Blah blah blah, like ACTUAL billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban…”

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    September 25, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Now I’ll have to find something about clowns to post.

    Nice to see that you don’t hold a grudge! :-)

    Seriously, post the link and the article on the front page later tonight, as you had planned.

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