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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / We May Not Get Through All of the Debate Questions and Beyond Open Thread

We May Not Get Through All of the Debate Questions and Beyond Open Thread

by Adam L Silverman|  September 26, 201610:34 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Politics

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  1. 1.

    Keith P.

    September 26, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Oh, man, this is just brutal. Hillary is landing haymaker after haymaker on Trump, who just looks like an angry little kid with mommy issues.

  2. 2.

    chopper

    September 26, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    sounds like trump steaks might be back on the market.

  3. 3.

    Juju

    September 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Holy cow!! I always knew he was a moron, but this is unbelievable.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    I’m guessing Kellyanne Conway is sucking down a couple of shots of very expensive vodka right now

    He’s bragging about not saying something “very tough” about Hillary and her family

  5. 5.

    debit

    September 26, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Donald: “I could have called Hillary a cunt, but I didn’t. Vote Trump!”

  6. 6.

    MomSense

    September 26, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    She is crushing this motherfucking debate.

  7. 7.

    p.a.

    September 26, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    @chopper: Sounds like Hillary put tRump’s oysters on the menu.

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    September 26, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    Her only question is whether she was paid in advance.

  9. 9.

    debit

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    And I humbly beg Lester Holt’s pardon. I think he did an okay job.

  10. 10.

    ? Martin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @debit: Yeah, that’s almost exactly how that came off.

  11. 11.

    Pinacacci

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Tomorrow should be a lot of interesting reading.

  12. 12.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @chopper: A wooden steak in this case I think would be appropriate.

  13. 13.

    Mary G

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    I feel much better than I did before the debate.

  14. 14.

    Keith G

    September 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Patton Oswalt ‏@pattonoswalt 2m2 minutes ago
    Trump isn’t being beaten.

    He got beaten an HOUR ago. At this point, Hillary is desecrating his corpse at a cannibal feast. #Debates2016

  15. 15.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    That was brutal.

    I’ve got ABC on; we’ll see what Stephanopolous et al have to say.

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Polls: Drink!

  17. 17.

    p.a.

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @trollhattan: tRumpBucks to use at whichever ca$ ino is still functioning.

  18. 18.

    ? Martin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Wow, that was definitely something.

    My prediction: Trump supporters thought he won because Clinton sounded like a bitch. The end.

  19. 19.

    smintheus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    A lot of back and forth, tons of noise and static, possibly favoring Trump’s tactics. Then at the very end Clinton punched Trump in the mouth, and he stood there sputtering and whining about how unfairly Clinton has attacked him. TKO Clinton in the last round.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @debit: Yes. Pleasantly surprised. He’ll probably be fired tomorrow

  21. 21.

    amk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    was the audience packed with dick supporters? the nutsos were clapping their kind towards the end despite the requests at the beginning not to do so.

  22. 22.

    Keith P.

    September 26, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @dmsilev: I can already tell that Morning Joe is going to go pretty hard on him. He was way too unlikeable.

  23. 23.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @debit: He did a good job.

    ABC just called Trump a liar re: birtherism.

  24. 24.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    I thought Hillary killed it. It was SO SMART for her to just let him roll and get himself tangled up in his own bullshit.

  25. 25.

    khead

    September 26, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Tom Brokaw says no knockout either way.

    Chuckles Todd says he wasn’t prepared.

    I figure that’s a good sign.

  26. 26.

    JMG

    September 26, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @? Martin: I agree. In all seriousness, I don’t expect the debate to change many minds. But for the undecideds and leaners who did tune in, they have to feel insulted. Trump wasn’t ready. He didn’t care enough about their votes to be ready. I know that’s how people I know who are not particularly liberal nor conservative felt about Bush’s first debate in 2004 and Obama’s in 2012.

  27. 27.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    I am going to be a bit contrarian. I have a fair grasp of what conservatives like, and there were a couple of sections there where non-liberals will think he did very well, especially the parts about NAFTA. If your standard of success is angrily belittling the other person with mostly coherent sounding lies, then he had a few good moments.

    Not many, though. After the NAFTA bit, she started getting under his skin, and he spent most of the debate whining about how unfair she is to him and how great he is, including a lengthy speech about how Hannity will totally tell everyone that he was against Iraq.

  28. 28.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @smintheus: You left out the sniffling.

  29. 29.

    gogol's wife

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @khead:

    If Brokaw says no knockout either way, she KILLED HIM.

  30. 30.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Also, who decided to put the reanimated corpse of Tom Brokaw on my teevee?

  31. 31.

    ihop

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    donald pooped all his pants.

  32. 32.

    amk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    whiny pos was bitching about her ads ?

  33. 33.

    PsiFighter37

    September 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    This was the best possible outcome. She killed him tonight.

  34. 34.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Jonathan Karl thought Trump did well in the first half, but regards the Birther and Iraq War answers as turning points.

  35. 35.

    ChrisB

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @dmsilev: Instant fact check on ABC calling Trump’s answers “doozies.”

  36. 36.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @khead: That does make me wonder what Tom would consider a knockout. Ritual disembowelment?

  37. 37.

    magurakurin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @amk: no. People were told not to clap. So, the Clinton people respected that request. The Shitgibbon people are assholes, so they didn’t.

  38. 38.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Good thing Hillary wore red, can’t see Trump’s blood on that pantsuit.

  39. 39.

    Jeffro

    September 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Two quick thoughts

    if you want to have some fun tomorrow morning ask your Republican friends where they thought Trump really shone tonight

    And assuming he even shows up for the second debate you can expect them to be even more unhinged loud offensive and slimy .

    Let Trump be Trump I say !!

  40. 40.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Holy shit. Cokie Roberts thought Trump didn’t do well.

    Do we have an Andrea Mitchell assessment yet?

  41. 41.

    smintheus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @dmsilev: So did CBS.

  42. 42.

    trollhattan

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    A Lars von Trier film as a debate. Ugh

  43. 43.

    Jeffro

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Oh and bonus points for any reporter who follows up with any member of the deep bench to ask them why they couldn’t have done this nine months ago

  44. 44.

    amk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    One was presidential. The other was just short fingered. Really.

  45. 45.

    Mothra

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Lester Holt figured out a way to fact check by putting the shit that trump has lied about directly into the question

  46. 46.

    lamh36

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @djolder 31s32 seconds ago
    “It was a shut out” – Chris Mathews finally making sense

  47. 47.

    CZanne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Howard Dean, on Twitter: Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

  48. 48.

    Mike E

    September 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @Pinacacci: Tune into Colbert who, after employing a roomful of monkeys video editors, will be dissecting this thing live @11:37pm

  49. 49.

    Mothra

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @Jeffro: amen

  50. 50.

    Another Scott

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    (I haven’t read the other comments yet.)

    Holt did a good job. He did his best to get Trump to answer reasonable questions.

    Hillary did great.

    Trump did better than I thought he would, to be honest. He had his sound bites that he wanted to keep hammering and his supporters no doubt will point to those things. But he was “unbelievable” in his own words.

    If there’s justice, Hillary will get a big bounce, and she’ll do even better in the next debate (assuming there is one).

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  51. 51.

    hilts

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Even Chris Matthews said Hillary won a shutout against Trump

    Steve Schmidt – Trump lost and got incoherent at the end.

  52. 52.

    Credenzal Jocularity

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @Juju: This. Just so embarrassingly stupid.

  53. 53.

    Keith G

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Watch this debate wrap up…

    From Keeping It 1600 on Facebook

  54. 54.

    Kropadope

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Not only did his statements contain nothing of substance, he repeated EVERYTHING at least once, maybe a dozen times. Also, it’s funny to hear him complaining about interruptions when he interrupted her frequently.

  55. 55.

    lamh36

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    ‏@DraperRobert 23m23 minutes ago East Garden City, NY
    I actually talked to Sean Hannity about Iraq. He said no transcripts or audio to confirm Trump’s claim.

  56. 56.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @CZanne: Howard Dean, on Twitter: Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

    day-yum, I thought it would be a comedian, maybe Begala

    ETA: God, Brian Williams is as bad a babbling idiot as Trump

  57. 57.

    hellslittlestangel

    September 26, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Looks like both the public and the pundits agree: Hillary turned Trump steaks into Trump hamburger.

  58. 58.

    amk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    All donalds. No fucking, mr trump. Go hillbeast.

  59. 59.

    trollhattan

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    David Brooks says things. Who’s the moron Trixie with he and Shields?

  60. 60.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    I hate Stephen Schmidt. Fucking asshole.

  61. 61.

    debbie

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Also David Brooks.

  62. 62.

    laura

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Lester Holt should get mountains of praise from every quarter. He fact checked (but suffered Trumps interruptions and obfuscations) and held both to a good selection of issues.
    HRC kicked serious ass!
    So much great live twitter-twatting by Ten Grain, Patton Oswalt, and David Gregory.
    Just kidding, David Gregory got his ass handed to him in the twitter-sphere.

  63. 63.

    Anoniminous

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    True Moderate Independent are about 2% of the electorate and Hillary just won them all.

    Those Republicans who won’t vote for Hillary and can’t stand Donald will probably sit out the election, lowering the GOP vote in close House and Senate races.

    Sum up: this was a disaster for the GOP

  64. 64.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    @Mnemosyne: He invented World War II show some respect. Why do you hate America?

  65. 65.

    Baud

    September 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Can’t believe you’ll watching pundits.

  66. 66.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Christ, Nicolle Wallace is an asshole. Well, we realize that Trump fucked up, but the viewers won’t, because they’re morons.

  67. 67.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Damn. Blink and a new thread.

    Repeated from downstairs:

    Steve Schmidt (R): Trump moved into incoherence and babble for the last half.

    This from the guy who gave us Palin.

  68. 68.

    aliasofwestgate

    September 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    She wiped the floor with him. That was fun to watch! Even if I cringed at the babble from tRumpf constantly.

  69. 69.

    Cacti

    September 26, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    PBS said they couldn’t get a comment from anyone in the Trump campaign on his debate performance.

    They know he got pantsed.

  70. 70.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @p.a.:

    Sounds like Hillary put tRump’s oysters on the menu.

    Kiddie-sized portion?

  71. 71.

    GregB

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Trump entourage skulking away like the Ceaucescu family on their last day in Romania.

  72. 72.

    Baud

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @shomi: 100%

  73. 73.

    magurakurin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @Baud: yeah, that’s a waste of time. I saw a few of the initial comments. I more or less agree. Shitgibbon won’t pick up any new support.

    But it is now abundantly clear that a good 40 to 45% of Americans are complete and utter fucking morons supporting this asshole. It comes down to who votes: more normal people or more morons.

  74. 74.

    Davis X. Machina

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    What is the record for a general-election gender gap, anyways?

  75. 75.

    MomSense

    September 26, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    My mom thinks he’s “on the cocaine”.

  76. 76.

    Mary G

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Jake Tapper said Trump had a great first half hour then lunged at every piece of bait she dangled in front of him like a rabid wolf.

  77. 77.

    Cacti

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Even Tweety says it was a K.O. win for Hillary.

  78. 78.

    phoebes from highland park

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Someone called Arthur Brooks already has a post up at the NYT Opinion page about “Is Hillary Repeating Al Gore’s Sighing Problem?” Already!!!

  79. 79.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @SFAW: Ew.

  80. 80.

    PsiFighter37

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Nobody on CNN is defending him. Even Tapper was stumped.

    This election is over. The media smells blood and is going to tear him apart the next 6 weeks.

  81. 81.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @debit:

    And I humbly beg Lester Holt’s pardon. I think he did an okay job.

    Yeah, my earlier assessment was a bit harsh, in retrospect.

  82. 82.

    hilts

    September 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Nicole Wallace has shit for brains

  83. 83.

    wenchacha

    September 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    Oh, wtf, SnoozeHour? Brooksie still wants to be able to feel good about Donnie, but Trump is making it difficult. And Hillary still got bashed by Mark whatsiname for giving “long answers.” SUre, but in English, amiright?

  84. 84.

    magurakurin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Mnemosyne: What’s assholish about it? It’s the fucking truth. Just like deplorables. His moron supporters will absolutely see this as huge win for him. bigly.

  85. 85.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist

    If had to hazard a guess, would be that he wouldn’t f*ck not hot Chelsea if she was the last woman on Earth.

  86. 86.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Sorry

  87. 87.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Fuck, Matthew Dowd (GOP apparatchik) on ABC saying that Trump lost the debate. And apparently the Trump campaign doesn’t know what to say to the reporters after the fact.

  88. 88.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Would someone who has served in the military please explain to Steve Schmidt that he doesn’t know what the 7 Ps are. Especially as there are only six words in the statement. Thank you!
    Its proper preparation prevents piss poor performance.

  89. 89.

    Anoniminous

    September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @Davis X. Machina:

    Record: Barack Obama 2008 +13 with women versus McCain.

  90. 90.

    rk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    According to my teen (forced to watch for social studies) she annihilated him!

  91. 91.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @NotMax: I’m guessing he’ll let that little chestnut slip out at his next hate-fest

  92. 92.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @magurakurin: Not everyone who was watching was a Trumpite. Some are just tuning in.

  93. 93.

    Baud

    September 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @magurakurin: True. Everything is about inspiring our voters. His supporters are locked in.

  94. 94.

    Credenzal Jocularity

    September 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @GregB: That was some bad optics, indeed.

  95. 95.

    JJ

    September 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    He seemed like he was high on coke.

  96. 96.

    Citizen_X

    September 26, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I take back all my “Gawd, teh pollz!” hysteria from the last couple of days

  97. 97.

    hilts

    September 26, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:

    I saw Steve Schmidt at a forum this summer and he said he was voting for Hillary because Trump was not fit to be commander in chief.

  98. 98.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @CZanne:

    Irresponsible not to speculate.

  99. 99.

    lamh36

    September 26, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @HillaryClinton
    When Donald Trump says he has a “winning temperament.” #debatenight
    9:40 PM – 26 Sep 2016

    HRC doing a shimmy

  100. 100.

    amk

    September 26, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    breitbart is already whining about lester.

  101. 101.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 26, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    @lamh36: Fuck, Sean Hannity threw him under the bus?!

  102. 102.

    CaseyL

    September 26, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Well, that seems to have gone well. I’m sure the MSM will try to spin it, and ScrotalYam’s team will definitely try to spin it, but from what I can tell, Hillary mopped the floor up with him.

  103. 103.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    @SFAW: The drinking game has its effects.

  104. 104.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 26, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I wonder if military people have a word for wannabes like Schmidt who so desperately wish they could claim to be vets now that they’re too old to actually, you know, enlist?

    ETA; Tweety already speculating that Trump will back out of future debates.

  105. 105.

    different-church-lady

    September 26, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    The impossible has happened: SULLY’S NERVES HAVE BEEN CALMED!!!

  106. 106.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @hilts: That’s cool. He still sucks.

  107. 107.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @wenchacha:
    On behalf of all Jewish Americans ever and everywhere, we would kindly request that David Brooks please stop acting out his mid-life, existential crisis in public. It is embarrassing to all of us and makes us look bad in front of all the other Americans.
    Thanks,
    The Members of Your Tribe
    (get it together or we’re voting you out…)

  108. 108.

    Cain

    September 26, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: they probably asked him if he had video or audio evidence of Trump saying that and he knew he didn’t so he had to tell the truth. Otherwise, everybody would be asking him for the transcript!

  109. 109.

    Baud

    September 26, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    @different-church-lady: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

  110. 110.

    dmsilev

    September 26, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    @different-church-lady: Don’t worry, it will pass soon enough.

  111. 111.

    JMG

    September 26, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    A Julia Azari of 538 with whom I am not familiar just posted a version of the “Trump did well because he didn’t soil himself” theme so popular before the debate. Many people only see what they want to see.

  112. 112.

    mike in dc

    September 26, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    50-50 Trump skips the other debates.

  113. 113.

    smintheus

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Pence is on CBS trying desperately to sound enthusiastic about Trump’s performance. Sounds like he doesn’t quite know what to say except to complain that Clinton was “making demeaning comments” about the T. Underwhelming defense of the guy at the top of his ticket.

  114. 114.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The drinking game has its effects

    As long as you don’t try to emulate Trump by doing lines, OK?

  115. 115.

    CZanne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’m’a gonna bet that Dr. Dean has seen his share of coke heads in his life. I trust his observations. (My bet initially was a beta blocker, because he started off so low energy, but now I’m leaning to 500 mg Adderall, crushed.)

    Okay, now I want pundits. (No cable.)

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Initial reaction is that his “nuclear weapons are our single greatest threat” ought to be Trump’s version of Ford’s “Poland is not a communist country.”

    Had he said nuclear proliferation, would not deem it a gaffe. Would not agree that it’s the greatest threat but would be willing to give him a mulligan on that, in context.

  117. 117.

    MomSense

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @lamh36:

    Loved that.

  118. 118.

    Davis X. Machina

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @Anoniminous: And with Palin… What’s the over/under this year? 17? 20?

  119. 119.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Holy shit. Cokie Roberts thought Trump didn’t do well. Do we have an Andrea Mitchell assessment yet?

    Fuckem, I’m holding out for Mara Liasson.

  120. 120.

    catclub

    September 26, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @Juju:

    sounds like trump steaks

    Holy cow!!

  121. 121.

    Jeffro

    September 26, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @Cacti:

    PBS said they couldn’t get a comment from anyone in the Trump campaign on his debate performance.

    They know he got pantsed.

    I look forward to the spin in the morning…will they blame Holt, will they go full-on with the slimy stuff, both, I dunno. She gave the Trump camp no opening and no wonder: this is what happens when a completely fact-free campaign is led by a completely emotionally-stunted moron.

    My daughter watched the first hour with me, and we were running out of “the dog ate my homework metaphors”. But wow she learned a lot tonight, including major respect for Secretary Clinton. 16 “deep benchers” and probably more than a few Dems couldn’t do what she did tonight, and she did it WITHOUT BEING LOUD, WITHOUT SCREAMING!! Hear me, Donald?

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    Renie

    September 26, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    i’m sure he reminded all women of the a$$hole in meetings who interrupts them cuz he thinks he knows anything

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    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    Was it Chuck Toddler who went off on some weird rant about how both candidates sucked because they only talked about themselves? I think he’s the one with the stupid-looking goatee.

  124. 124.

    Elie

    September 26, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    One of the best comments tonight:

    Go

    od thing Hillary wore red, can’t see Trump’s blood on that pantsuit.

  125. 125.

    Jeffro

    September 26, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    On behalf of all Jewish Americans ever and everywhere, we would kindly request that David Brooks please stop acting out his mid-life, existential crisis in public. It is embarrassing to all of us and makes us look bad in front of all the other Americans.
    Thanks,
    The Members of Your Tribe
    (get it together or we’re voting you out…)

    I’ll spring for the billboard here, Adam. I’m just saying.

  126. 126.

    hovercraft

    September 26, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @phoebes from highland park:
    He’s a real conservative/libertarian, who is trying to be the new Jack Kemp.

  127. 127.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Brian Williams is as bad a babbling idiot as Trump

    This surprises you why?

  128. 128.

    catclub

    September 26, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @mike in dc:

    50-50 Trump skips the other debates.

    given all the other previous discussions of Trump dropping out, this past May, I would take those odds.

  129. 129.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    @mike in dc:

    50-50 Trump skips the other debates.

    #TrumpDebateDuckoutExcuses coming up?

    “It’s not you, it’s me.”
    “I have to do my hair those nights.”
    “There’s a really great episode of ‘CHiPs’ I want to watch, and my VCR is broken.”
    “Wait, was that LAST night? My secretary entered it in my calendar wrong.”
    “I want to spend more time with my family.”

    usw.

  130. 130.

    Joel

    September 26, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    @JMG: They probably have that shit lined up before the debate even happens. Unless he literally dies during the debate they were going to run that stuff. It’s pure clickbait, refuge for Trump supporters who may seek it at the very least.

    As of yesterday evening, Yahoo was still running an article about how the Marlins pushed Jose Fernandez’s start back a day to face the Mets…

  131. 131.

    Jeffro

    September 26, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Ok, so you’re the media…the Villagers…what’s the narrative now? Trump will buckle down, prep for debate #2, and “really come at Hillary hard with things she didn’t have to answer”? We’re supposed to think that will help folks picture him as our Commander in Chief? He’s the next Obama after Romney debate #1?

    I don’t think that whole metaphor thingy is gonna fly.

    Rs must be going nuts wondering whY DINT DONALD POUND BENGHAZI?!?!? Hel-LO, EMAILZ?!?

  132. 132.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    @Jeffro: In the Yiddish Dictionary, next to “shonda for the goyim” is a picture of David Brooks.

  133. 133.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @magurakurin:

    You didn’t see the condescension.

  134. 134.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    Other initial reaction is that what will stick with any of the non-nutzoid electorate (in their craw and in their consciousness) who watched or listened will be the stuff about his taxes.

    MSM will gloss it over because they’ve “already reported that.”

  135. 135.

    Shana

    September 26, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @Baud: Yeah for the REM ref.

  136. 136.

    Kathleen

    September 26, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @khead: Chuckles also blubbered that “both sides” spent too much time talking about themselves and not the issues.

  137. 137.

    p.a.

    September 26, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    I don’t tweet. Any Reince Priebus sightings?

  138. 138.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Jonathan Karl thought Trump did well in the first half is a fucking imbecile

    Fixed.

  139. 139.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: One day, remind me to relate the story of the first time that Brian Williams told the story about being shot down in Iraq. I was sitting not fifteen feet from where he was standing and telling the story and it was within 3 weeks of the actual event. The reason he told the story was to suck up to the retired 4 star general who was the guest of honor at the banquet that Williams was the keynote speaker at. He even had a slide show of pictures.

  140. 140.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    @catclub: John Podesta just told Chris Matthews that he doesn’t think there will be any more debates and that he thinks that Trump’s campaign manager/professional staff are going to pull him out because they know he can’t do a town hall because he can’t answer the questions.

  141. 141.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Shana: That was the title of my master’s thesis in religious studies.

  142. 142.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Jeffro:

    what’s the narrative now? Trump will buckle down, prep for debate #2, and “really come at Hillary hard with things she didn’t have to answer”?

    That’s what they’re saying on Fox, which the other people at the debate party insisted on switching to just to see what they’re saying.

  143. 143.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    Chris Christie: “If he doesn’t show up for the next two debates, Hillary would still not win.”

    Can’t see the technicians under the tabletop frantically spraying fire extinguishers at his trousers.

    Also too, “Fact checkers have an agenda.”

  144. 144.

    Anoniminous

    September 26, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    @Davis X. Machina:

    It varies, ABC weekend poll had Clinton +15 with women, I haven’t seen any number lower than +11

  145. 145.

    Woodrowfan

    September 26, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    I’m sure Bernie would have done better!!! (sarcasm)

  146. 146.

    CaseyL

    September 26, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Doesn’t that violate the Bigly Yuge StongGuy Bully thing his supporters love about him? How does he avoid the next 2 debates without revealing himself to be a weakling, a cuck, a fraud?

  147. 147.

    Citizen Scientist

    September 26, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    OT maybe: I’m in NH right now (Maine tomorrow for a few days) and it seems like Gov LePage’s comments about his binders of criminals/drug dealers that are mostly black or hispanic are a big story right now. The press got copies of his “binders” and noted that almost 70% of the photos in the binders “appeared to be white”. Go figure.

  148. 148.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @CaseyL

    Braggadociousness.

    ;)

  149. 149.

    Shana

    September 26, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Love it.

  150. 150.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Gawd, Andrea Mitchell looks like a Muppet reject.

    “No way, that will give the kids nightmares.”

  151. 151.

    Lizzy L

    September 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    I just got home, grabbed a beer, and settled in to read BJ. Sounds like Hilz killed it. Celebrate!

  152. 152.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    @CaseyL: Declare victory and go home.

  153. 153.

    Felonius Monk

    September 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Citizen Scientist:

    Gov LePage’s comments about his binders of criminals/drug dealers

    The biggest surprise is that D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty were not among them.

  154. 154.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: He’s baiting Trump, and making it harder for him to bail. “He’ll probably pull out. ‘Cause he’s a big chicken like that. Bawk bawk buh-KAWWWWW.”

  155. 155.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Citizen Scientist:

    The press got copies of his “binders” and noted that almost 70% of the photos in the binders “appeared to be white”.

    They were all passing.

    Have fun in Maine (assuming it’s a pleasure trip, not business).

  156. 156.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @Citizen Scientist: And the shooter in Houston today was wearing a vintage WW II German Wermacht uniform with NAZI arm band, had other NAZI paraphernalia in his car, and at his house.

  157. 157.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @Shana: It was on millennial movements that use violence.

  158. 158.

    Felonius Monk

    September 26, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Trump was being interviewed on CNN. Just whining about Hilz.

  159. 159.

    germy

    September 26, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: My local news (sinclair station) called him a disgruntled lawyer.

  160. 160.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    That was the title of my master’s thesis in religious studies.

    Was Professor Reverend Stipe your thesis advisor?

  161. 161.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    @Citizen Scientist

    Fighting hard to keep the state motto from being changed to “Where da white women at?”

    (Do I really need a /snark note?)

  162. 162.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    Trump sons radiating glumness. Even they saw what happened tonight.

  163. 163.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 26, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    @SFAW: I can’t do coke. I did it a little in college and realized that I REALLY like it. So, no coke for me. .

  164. 164.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @SFAW: No, but it took me, the grad director, and one of the other professors on my thesis committee to explain it to my Major Advisor and why it was an appropriate portion of a hybrid title. The whole thing was: “Its the End of the World as We Know It: Faith, Fear, and Foreboding at the End of the Second Millennium.”

  165. 165.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 26, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I once titled a history paper on the late 19th century agricultural cooperative movement “Home, Home on the Grange.”

  166. 166.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s a good one too. A good title is worth its weight in page count.

  167. 167.

    Eric S.

    September 26, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    Flipped on CNN just out of curiosity. The pundit desk is set up outside on a raised platform. There were a few people behind it holding up home made signs. Looked like a football pregame show. They aren’t even pretending to cover it as anything other than a sporting event.

  168. 168.

    magurakurin

    September 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    @Mnemosyne: actually I did. And I agree with it. The people supporting him are morons and deserve shame and disgust. Sorry if you see otherwise.

  169. 169.

    Mike in NC

    September 26, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    @different-church-lady: This cannot be allowed to happen with drama queen Andrew Sullivan.

  170. 170.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Have you listened to the song lately? Donald Trump is name-checked in it.

  171. 171.

    Mnemosyne

    September 26, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I used “Red Angel Dragnet” as the title for a term paper on Taxi Driver, but that’s kind of a cheat.

  172. 172.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 26, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Its in one of my workout playlists. So at least once every seven days.

  173. 173.

    mike in dc

    September 26, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    I can see Trump dropping back down into the 30s in polling and Clinton gaining a few points. She may pass 50 in a few polls.

  174. 174.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 27, 2016 at 12:04 am

    @Mnemosyne: It does reference the source material.

  175. 175.

    Miss Bianca

    September 27, 2016 at 12:32 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ooh, funny man.

  176. 176.

    Citizen Scientist

    September 27, 2016 at 3:43 am

    @SFAW: Thanks! Taking a long deserved break from work after a busy summer and anticipated busy fall.

  177. 177.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 27, 2016 at 10:28 am

    @Adam L Silverman: In the Italian dictionary, that spot (che vergogna ai stranieri) was for many years held down by Nino “Scumbag” Scalia, but since his untimely (i.e., about 20 years too late) passing the mugshot is of Rudy Julie-Annie, in drag, smooching with Trumpolini.

  178. 178.

    SFAW

    September 27, 2016 at 11:24 am

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    but since his untimely (i.e., about 20 years too late) passing

    Among the awesomer comments I’ve read today.

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