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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Preparing for the heat death of the universe open thread

Preparing for the heat death of the universe open thread

by David Anderson|  October 13, 20162:55 pm| 152 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

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Trump passed a fact check with flying colors:

Trump tells Billy Bush that he sexually assaults women; New York Times finds two such episodes. Trump passes a fact-check.

— ErikWemple (@ErikWemple) October 13, 2016

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  1. 1.

    some guy

    October 13, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Kreepy Klown Kar still rolling along.

    get out the damn vote

  2. 2.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Might be the first time Trump said something true.

  3. 3.

    germy

    October 13, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    The Making Of Hillary Clinton and the other guy

    You can do a year-by-year comparison of their lives

  4. 4.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Dear Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder:

    WHERE IS MY BALLOT?

    -Signed, Sigaba

  5. 5.

    Betty Cracker

    October 13, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    According to Uday Trump, the hot mic moment was perfectly normal:

    Donald Trump Jr. railed against the media on Thursday for reporting on claims that his father touched and kissed women without their consent, while defending the GOP nominee’s remarks caught on a 2005 hot mic tape in which he bragged to a TV host about that kind of behavior.

    “There’s sort of the reality of the situation and then there’s how the media portrays it again. So I mean, listen I know plenty of people,” Trump Jr. said on Charlotte Morning News on WBT radio, as picked up by CNN. “I’ve had conversations like that with plenty of people where people use language off color. They’re talking, two guys, amongst themselves. I’ve seen it time and time again. I think it makes him a human. I think it makes him a normal person not a political robot. He hasn’t spent his whole life waiting for this moment to run for the presidency.”

    Yeah, no.

  6. 6.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    @redshirt:

    Might be the first time Trump said something true.

    I don’t know. A lot of the insults he lobbed at his competitors in the primary seemed pretty spot on. ¡Jeb! really was low energy, Ted Cruz really is a liar, Carly Fiorina really was terrible at business, etc.

  7. 7.

    Waldo

    October 13, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    The Times’ response to Trump’s libel threat is a thing of beauty:

    “The essence of a libel claim, of course, is the protection of one’s reputation,” David McCraw, assistant general council at the New York Times, wrote in a letter. “Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.”

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 13, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    @redshirt:

    Might be the first time Trump said something true.

    Pants on Fire true!

  9. 9.

    scav

    October 13, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I know, Mean old NYT introducing political content and information into an election for president — that’s got to be worse than fact-checking! That’s not what the media is for, which is applauding and smoothing one’s way to one’s latest hobby (presidenting or killing game) or shoving cute woman into your arms for a hug after a vigorous bout of being non-robotic.

  10. 10.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: At least he kept his pants on long enough for them to catch fire.

  11. 11.

    James E Powell

    October 13, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Totally agree. Trump exposed the cold realities of the Republicans. They were all stunningly weak candidates.

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    October 13, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    @Waldo: If ever someone needs to know what “screw you, ferret-head” looks like in legalese, we can just refer them to this letter.

  13. 13.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Hey, the base is a basket of deplorables. Trump is with his people. He validates their shitty morality.

  14. 14.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @Waldo: Note that this response is explicitly designed to put Trump on notice that if he wants to have a libel suit, the Times is going to put the his rep on trial. That’s going to be their line of attack — he can’t realistically claim that his reputation’s been harmed when he himself admits to this stuff in public.

    NYT to Trump: If you’re enjoying how this week is going, sue us and we’ll make the next five years of your life just like it.

  15. 15.

    gwangung

    October 13, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    @Waldo: As somebody else pointed out, the beauty of this burn is that the standard argument (which is usually the winning argument) is the absence of malice standard.

    Going this route is a slow, slow burn topped off by grinding the ashes in the wound.

  16. 16.

    Hillary Rettig

    October 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    It’s not really my beat, but I wish one of the other front pagers would call out Howard Stern for his role in enabling shitty racists and sexists for decades. I was always disgusted when supposedly progressive / liberal friends liked him. I think they considered him transgressive, but he was just a crude panderer.

  17. 17.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Um, Eric? See Donald Trump’s Decades-Long Obsession With Being President, The Week, July 24, 2016.

    See also The Political Provocateur Roger Stone Talks Trump, The New Yorker, May 2, 2016, including:

    Over the years, too, Stone shepherded Trump’s political ambitions through several near-runs for the Presidency. “In 1988, I arranged for him to speak to the Portsmouth, New Hampshire, Chamber of Commerce—that was his first political trip,” Stone said. “There was lots of speculative publicity. He liked the attention. He liked the buzz. He’s the greatest promoter of all time.”

  18. 18.

    Calouste

    October 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker: The Groping Orange Pedophile first ran for President in 2000 trying (and failing) to secure the Reform Party nomination.

    Salient detail: when he dropped out of that race he called David Duke a clansman and Pat Buchanan a neo-Nazi.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    @dmsilev: I dated someone whose father was a dean at a major university. He kept a stamp in his desk that said: “Fuck you, strong letter to follow.”

    I like to think he used it on occasion.

  20. 20.

    Rob in CT

    October 13, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    I honestly never saw the appeal of Stern, even before I realized I was a liberal.

  21. 21.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    @Calouste:

    Salient detail: when he dropped out of that race he called David Duke a clansman and Pat Buchanan a neo-Nazi.

    Little did we know that was his way of endorsing them.

  22. 22.

    Peale

    October 13, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    @Waldo: Yep. Once you have tape of him bragging that he can do it anytime he wants to and his response was “locker room talk!” his side can’t really argue that he doesn’t want to be known as a guy who can touch women and get away with it. They can just shout and assume that by shouting louder somehow they win.

    But really, I don’t think shouting in front of a judge is very much winning the case.

  23. 23.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 13, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    This is the kind of thing that could put Snopes into a repeating loop that brings the whole site down.

    Donald Trump’s claim that he sexually assaults women: True
    Donald Trump’s claim that his claim that he sexually assaults women was false: False
    Donald Trump’s claim that our claim that his claim that he sexually assaults women oh forget about it

  24. 24.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    @WaterGirl: makes more sense if a telegram form.

  25. 25.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    October 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    I think even Stern would agree, since he’s apparently doing real interviewing as a result of some kind of mea culpa self-awareness shtick now that he’s “grown up” and is no longer a man-baby at the age of 62.

  26. 26.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: I have found instances where Snopes was wrong.

  27. 27.

    nonynony

    October 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    I was always disgusted when supposedly progressive / liberal friends liked him. I think they considered him transgressive, but he was just a crude panderer.

    Transgressive comedy is hard. Every transgressive comic thinks they’re George Carlin. Most of them are actually more like Andrew Dice Clay.

    I had the same relationship with Stern – liberal friends who thought he was hilarious when I just thought he was mean. At this point though I don’t know anyone who still listens to him. Not sure if its because he finally said something that gored their ox and they shut him off or if it’s because their taste in humor shifted. Or both – getting old means both are possible.

  28. 28.

    aimai

    October 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    @germy: What a great comparison set. I love it.

  29. 29.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 13, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I looked up what you just wrote on Snopes and it says that you’re wrong.

    Yeah, doesn’t really surprise me. Re what you said. It’s good for things that are fairly clear, lots of evidence, which they include, and just things that I didn’t know about particularly and they have the goods. I wouldn’t imagine it being infallible though.

  30. 30.

    clawback

    October 13, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Trump passes a fact-check

    Well, it was when he was a Democrat.

  31. 31.

    hovercraft

    October 13, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    The sociopath doesn’t fall far from the sociopath.

  32. 32.

    hovercraft

    October 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    @Waldo:
    Oh SNAP !!

  33. 33.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    @Rob in CT: I had roommates out of college who always listened to him in the morning. One of them (black fellow by the way) got Sirius radio just so he could hear him and pronounced that terrestrial radio was dead, because it no longer had Howard Stern.

    No question it was a really gross show but it was entertaining. I never really got into it because I found it impenetrable, all his co-hosts and buddies, and then all of their friends, everyone getting called out about who they were sleeping with or whatever, it was like Game of Thrones and I could barely follow what was going on.

    One thing I will never forget: After the Columbia exploded during re-entry, Dan Rather was doing the live coverage and people were calling in accounts of debris, seeing streaks in the air, etc. One guy called in and said, “Yeah, I see a big piece of wreckage in my front yard, white, metal, about three feet long. It’s almost as big as Baba Booey’s teeth!” The image wasn’t on Rather’s face at that moment, but it sounded like he about threw up.

  34. 34.

    Richard Mayhew

    October 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    If you want to laugh and point at a proud possessor of Dunning Krueger, go read Dilbert’s creator, Scott Adams argue that Trump won the second debate:

    http://blog.dilbert.com/post/151599421561/quick-debate-reactions-from-switzerland

    5. The best quotable moments from the debate are pro-Trump. His comment about putting Clinton in jail has that marvelous visual persuasion quality about it, and it was the laugh of the night, which means it will be repeated endlessly. He also looked like he meant it…

    1. When the Access Hollywood tape came up, Trump dismissed it as locker room banter that he regrets. You expected that part. The persuasion move was that he quickly contrasted that “small” issue with images of ISIS beheadings, and cage-drownings. It was a high ground maneuver, a powerful visual anchor (like the Rosie O’Donnell move from his first primary debate), and a contrast play. In this framing, Trump cares about saving your life while Clinton cares about your choice of words. I realize the issue is Trump’s alleged deeds, not his words. But in terms of debate persuasion, Trump nailed it hard.

  35. 35.

    Hillary Rettig

    October 13, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    @the Conster, la Citoyenne: screw him and his “atonement” after decades of pandering

  36. 36.

    burnspbesq

    October 13, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    If the case goes forward, how much would you pay to watch Trump’s deposition on pay-per-view?

  37. 37.

    Hillary Rettig

    October 13, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    @nonynony: I’d still like him called out on decades of shitty behavior.

  38. 38.

    Punchy

    October 13, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    “I’ve had conversations like that with plenty of people where people use language off color

    “Grab them by the pussy” is the new “off color”. Got it. Run with that.

  39. 39.

    nonynony

    October 13, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I have found instances where Snopes was wrong.

    Snopes is not an infallible authority, they’re a fact-checking website. Sometimes they get things wrong.

    They even acknowledge this themselves. They have a few fake articles posted about the Truth about Mr. Ed (did you know he was really a zebra?), how “Sing a Song of Sixpence” was really an old pirate sea shanty (complete with the meanings of each of the lyrics), and how the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant chain had to change its name to KFC because the state of Kentucky was going to start charging them a licensing fee for using the name “Kentucky”. All of these articles have a footnote that links to an article about “False Authority Syndrome” and how you shouldn’t just believe something just some authority tells you its true.

    Snopes is a great site, but even the founders wanted to make sure that people were using their own brains instead of just believing whatever they read on the Internet. And it’s something that people using Politifact and whatever should also keep in mind.

  40. 40.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    October 13, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    Never understood Robin Givens going along with him. The whole thing felt slimy and debased.

  41. 41.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 13, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: They are good regarding internet hoaxes and the present day news, not so good when it comes to history.

  42. 42.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 13, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    @Richard Mayhew: They taught him how to “pivot”, is all that means, he must have finally consented to going through some actual training. So he went from being a complete clown unable to dodge charges from his opponent to a typical slippery hack who now knows how to change the subject. Luckily the charges against him were spectacular enough that responding to them with “Now regarding my bragging about sexual assault, the real answer is ISIS” fooled almost no one except airheads like Mr Dilbert.

  43. 43.

    Peale

    October 13, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    @burnspbesq: Does he get a piece of it? Then nothing. It will need to be the first free pay per view in history for me to agree to watch. If you could convince me that the deal was structured so badly that Trump actually lost money for every subscriber, I might pay for that. Except I know that would mean he wouldn’t be paying taxes for another 20 years.

  44. 44.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    @nonynony: I don’t listen to Stern but this article stood out to me.

    I suspect a lot of his old listeners were a bit like Trump’s audience in that when the line into cruelty is crossed, they didn’t notice. Sounds like Stern didn’t either, but now he does.

    There were exceptions. Back in 1983, when Mr. Stern worked at WNBC, his interview with Gilda Radner ended with her in tears. At the time, Mr. Stern lacked the emotional I.Q. to pick up signals that his guest was unnerved, until it was too late. Most interviews ended amicably, but you often had the sense that Mr. Stern was more interested in entertaining himself and his crew than making guests look good. Then there were the A-listers that he probably assumed would never appear on his show and whom he didn’t mind ridiculing, in absentia.

    “I didn’t think you guys liked me,” Madonna said on the air last year, explaining why she had avoided the show for so long. “You said bad things about me.”

    Mr. Stern explained to her: “I used to say bad things about everyone. I was angry, quite frankly. I was an angry young man.”

  45. 45.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 13, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Right. Makes sense.

  46. 46.

    Jeffro

    October 13, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    @James E Powell:

    Totally agree. Trump exposed the cold realities of the Republicans. They were all stunningly weak candidates.

    I dunno…for a while I was a little worried about a late surge by Gilmore. He exhibited a certain tenacity. Probably would have been a formidable town-hall-format debater.

    Alas…

  47. 47.

    WereBear

    October 13, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    @Rob in CT: I liked the Howard Stern movie. Apparently if you compress most of his career into 90 minutes, there’s funny stuff there.

  48. 48.

    Anoniminous

    October 13, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    There’s a thundering herd of reasons the modern Feminist Movement grew out of SDS and other New Left organizations. “Get me a chick to do some typing” was one of the milder things uttered. There was some really vile things being said in 68/69.

  49. 49.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    @Hillary Rettig:

    It’s not really my beat

    Feel free to make it your beat. There’s no requirement for a front pager to limit themselves to one topic, especially if it’s important and none of the other front pagers are talking about it.

    ETA:

    I think they considered him transgressive, but he was just a crude panderer.

    He’s also boring. Transgressive humor is best in limited doses, not as a multi-hour daily show.

  50. 50.

    hovercraft

    October 13, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Apparently the media has forced Trump to change his strategy. Every time his team has tried to dismiss the allegations against him as old and therefor invalid, the media has thrown his accusations about Bill Clinton in their faces and asked then why are those relevant, so during his speech there was no mention of Bill’s accusers, instead they focused more on wikileaks and the media. The question is how long he will resist just throwing that in anyway, the teleprompter is not a guarantee that he won’t go there. Katy Tur also thinks that may also be why he cancelled Hannity with the women, and also why they were not with him on stage as they promised yesterday that they would be. David Bossie has a sad.

  51. 51.

    Hal

    October 13, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    @the Conster, la Citoyenne: Robin Quivers. Though I’m sure Mike Tyson’s ex wouldn’t mind the radio gig since it’s lasted so long. I think quivers functions as Stern’s black friend force shield against racism charges.

  52. 52.

    WereBear

    October 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    @Roger Moore: I agree, Hillary, post if the spirit moves you. FWIW, I think you are right about Stern.

  53. 53.

    slag

    October 13, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    “I’ve had conversations like that with plenty of people where people use language off color. They’re talking, two guys, amongst themselves. I’ve seen it time and time again.”

    Palling around with…ewwww.

  54. 54.

    Jeffro

    October 13, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    @Rob in CT:

    I honestly never saw the appeal of Stern, even before I realized I was a liberal.

    HS = boring

    ETA I see Roger Moore and WereBear agreed in advance…my bad…repetition is boring too. =)

  55. 55.

    bemused

    October 13, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Jaw dropping projection from Trump today, Hillary and media are declaring war, they will stop at nothing, our country is at stake. Sickening.

  56. 56.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    @Hal:

    I think quivers functions as Stern’s black friend force shield against racism charges.

    And woman friend against sexism charges. See, it’s all in good fun!

  57. 57.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    One month to go, Donald Trump pulls a Houdini and revives his campaign
    By Andrew Malcolm

    Special to McClatchy

    Donald Trump is alive and actively campaigning now in Florida, among other stops.

    Innocent times of long ago – Oct 11.

  58. 58.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    @catclub:
    Andrew Malcolm is a hack’s hack.

  59. 59.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 13, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Holy crap. I take a couple of hours to try to get some work done and 1) Michelle Obama is awesome and 2) Donald Trump parades his lunacy in front of the world–again. He really can’t help himself. He is what he is.

  60. 60.

    Walker

    October 13, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    DougJ goes out of his way to use song lyrics for his post titles, yet we don’t have a thread talking about Bob Dylan and his Nobel Prize?

  61. 61.

    Ripley

    October 13, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    This is a thing of beauty: I Love To Hate You – Clinton & Trump

  62. 62.

    glory b

    October 13, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    @Hillary Rettig: I don’t know, I always thought it was good to hear them out themselves.

    Stern’s humor was never something I appreciated, but he’s a great interviewer. People started conversations claiming subjects were off limits and 20 minutes later, revealing everything they planned on keeping quiet about.

    Also, he asks everyone the question I always have, ” How much do you make?”

  63. 63.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    He really can’t help himself. He is what he is.

    I think he’s gotten distinctly worse as the campaign has gone one. Hanging around with a bunch of fringe wackos has rubbed off and made him much crazier than he was before.

  64. 64.

    WereBear

    October 13, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    @Walker: We had one a few posts back.

  65. 65.

    dmsilev

    October 13, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    @catclub: To be fair, evidence suggests that Trump is biologically alive, and he was in Florida, so strictly speaking that statement is true.

    His campaign, on the other hand, is in hospice care with a Do Not Resuscitate order in place.

  66. 66.

    Rommie

    October 13, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Here’s a thought experiment: the people who are down for repealing the 19th amendment could construct arguments for doing the same to 13-18 just as easily. Since the 18th (no booze) is already nuked by the 21st, the booze supply is in no danger. The rest are just – hey, we did it that way for thousands of years, and there’s plenty of justification in The Bible. Enough’s enough!

  67. 67.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    @Walker: Heh. You mean the post by Doug just three down?

  68. 68.

    sempronia

    October 13, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    @sigaba: My LA County sample ballot just showed up two days ago. I think the actual ballots are about a week behind that.

  69. 69.

    Yutsano

    October 13, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’ve had conversations like that with plenty of people where people use language off color. They’re talking, two guys, amongst themselves.

    Will no one think of the poor pronouns?

    Also: I haven’t been the 69th comment in forever!

  70. 70.

    patroclus

    October 13, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    What is interesting to me is the difference in the way Arnold handled these sorts of allegations at the end of a campaign and how Trump has handled them. Arnold admitted his prior gropings – saying “where there’s smoke, there’s fire” and apologizing (somewhat sincerely) for his “playfulness” in the past. Basically, he was honest about it. And, because the allegations came out a little later than now and the circumstances were different, he actually won the recall. Now, I don’t really like Arnold and wouldn’t have voted for him, but his ability to respond in a somewhat honest and sincere way is quite different than the doubling down and ridiculous denials and multitudinous conspiracy theories that Trump has been spewing. Everything Trump says doesn’t ring true and he simply won’t admit bad behavior and he just goes nuclear about every criticism. The behavior was similar; but the method of handling it has been way different.

  71. 71.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    @Roger Moore: Definitely. This turn into anti-semitic new world order dogwhistle stuff is really kind of amazing. You can almost get away with the soft sexist stuff (she doesn’t look presidential) because we are entirely too numbed to it that we give it a pass too readily, but the ‘Jooz are coming to steal your money’ stuff I thought we had transcended as a mainstream thing, that we had successfully tied it to neo-Nazism and that it wouldn’t be tolerated, but I may have been mistaken. The emboldenment on Twitter is entirely obvious but I thought that was more of a byproduct of Trump, and not going to be part of his core message.

  72. 72.

    MCA1

    October 13, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    You know, there was a lot of talk early on about how it might turn out that Trump was trying to hand Hillary Clinton the keys to the White House, whether as a knowing Dem plant or an old friend or whatever. That, of course, required putting some faith in his ability to pull a really long con (starting, at latest, with the birther movement).

    I’ve got an alternate conspiracy theory: Trump is actually being underwritten by a secret international cabal, led by John Cole, who are attempting to prove the existence of the Crazification Factor. He is well on his way to pulling in 27% of the national vote November 8. He just couldn’t believe how barking mad he had to go to get through the Both Sides media filters, but finally accomplished that by directing the release of first hand audio/video last week.

  73. 73.

    The Moar You Know

    October 13, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    I think they considered him transgressive, but he was just a crude panderer.

    @Hillary Rettig: Worse than a panderer, he became boring, as all “transgressive” comics become. Even Carlin couldn’t escape that fate, although he tried.

  74. 74.

    Ben Cisco

    October 13, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    Dad’s out of MICU and has been transferred to a hospital/rehab center closer to home. Prognosis looks good.
    Still waiting for followup regarding my own.
    LOVED Michelle nuking Hair Furor from orbit.

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    geg6

    October 13, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    @patroclus:

    That would probably be because Arnold has a modicum of intelligence and shame. Hair Furor is significantly lacking both those traits. I cannot stand Arnold, but his native intelligence is proven by his ability to make something of himself when he came from almost nothing. And I think Maria instilled some shame into the man, at least before she dumped his ass.

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    Face

    October 13, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    I’m official tired and deeply sickened by this campaign season. Can’t handle any more Trump news, since it just continues to get worse exponentially.

  77. 77.

    The Moar You Know

    October 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    What is interesting to me is the difference in the way Arnold handled these sorts of allegations at the end of a campaign and how Trump has handled them.

    @patroclus: That is interesting, because there’s no difference in what they did at all and I’m sure their victims were equally traumatized.

    I will give Arnold this and only this: he didn’t go around trying to fuck kids and kept his raping to women approximately in his age cohort. Trump has tried to fuck teenagers. Many times.

  78. 78.

    Feathers

    October 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    @Hillary Rettig: That should go for all radio. I do the overnight rentals with Zipcar and I am continuously appalled by the misogynist bullshit spewing out of every pop music station. How much of workplace gender issues is caused by sitting through some dude complaining about his bitchy wife or girlfriend and how she just nag, nag, nags, and doesn’t put out anymore?

  79. 79.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    @Ben Cisco: Good news about your dad. But I apparently missed the latest of what is happening with you. Haven’t you had enough to deal with this year???

  80. 80.

    nonynony

    October 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    @Rommie:

    Here’s a thought experiment: the people who are down for repealing the 19th amendment could construct arguments for doing the same to 13-18 just as easily.

    Um, most if not all of the the people who are down for repealing the 19th amendment would be very happy with repealing the 13th-18th as well.

    17th – Direct Election of Senators – I’ve heard the idea of repealing this one bandied about recently.
    16th – Allows Congress to levy income tax without previous restrictions – many of them already believe this one was unconstitutional because Congress had never recognized Ohio as a state when it passed (seriously)
    15th – Forces states to allow all men the right to vote based on race or color – nuff said about this one
    14th – Equal protection and definition of birthright citizenship – Trump is basically running on repealing the 14th
    13th – abolishes slavery – abolishing this one might have fewer champions, but then again maybe not.

    So yeah. They also probably would like to see the 23rd, 24th and 26th amendments revoked while we’re at it. And the first amendment rewritten so that liberals and non-Christians are not covered by it.

  81. 81.

    scav

    October 13, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    @Ben Cisco: So that’s more good news today. All the best.

  82. 82.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Carrie Fisher says Donald Trump “Absolutely” Does Cocaine after Another Debate Full of Sniffles

    And this lady knows from cocaine.

  83. 83.

    Ben Cisco

    October 13, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    @WaterGirl: I would tend to agree with you, but the universe apparently has other ideas. Suspected ruptured disk, had MRI last Friday to confirm/deny.

  84. 84.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 13, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    @Ben Cisco:

    So glad for this news! May it continue to be good for you.

  85. 85.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 13, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @nonynony:

    And while they’re at it, might as well get rid of that stupid “well-regulated militia” crap in the 2nd.

  86. 86.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 13, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    I loved listening to Stern when I was younger. Sitting on a lawnmower from 6 am to 10 am for my $4.50 an hour summer job it was a great way to pass the time.

  87. 87.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Teachable moment about password management.

    Podesta’s Apple account was ‘hacked’ and his devices wiped. Looks like he had a weak password on a different account and reused the password on his Apple account. This is the most common way people get hacked. Some throw-away account that you didn’t care about got hacked – something you may have used only once – a message board or some kind of community site. Hackers got that password and your login and they run script that will check thousands of other sites – banks, etc. to see if the same login/password works there. Too often it does. A friend of mine had his entire life unravel due to a hack on an enthusiast forum that gave up the l/p for his primary email. Hackers once they get your account reset the password to something they only know, and change the reset email as well. In his case they also got into his primary email, which means they could change that password and now have access to all of the reset requests. They could send password reset requests to every site on earth, and they did. Basically, they owned him completely. It took him months to undo the damage.

    So, here’s what everyone here should do:

    Go buy a copy of 1Password or similar password manager. They’re pretty cheap – usually about $40.
    Go through all of your accounts and get them entered. 1Password (assume others do as well) will give you a number of reports to look at including:

    1) Reused passwords
    2) Weak passwords
    3) Passwords that have been released as part of a known hack that must be changed immediately

    Some tips:

    Limit yourself to a handful of passwords you need to memorize. I have 5. They are relatively long (20-30 characters alphanumeric). They aren’t random but they are phrases that are memorable to me in random ways – maybe a song lyric, or something someone close to me said, etc.

    Every other account I have has a randomly generated alphanumeric with punctuation password generated by the password manager. Every account has a different password. I have over 300 accounts and passwords like this. The password manager handles logging into all of the other stuff, while I remember the critical gatekeepers – my email, 1Password, etc. Additionally, turn on 2-factor authentication for every site that offers it. It’s slightly annoying – you have to enter a code now and then from your phone, but it will save you later. If you have a modern phone with a fingerprint scanner, use it to unlock your password manager – it will make the process easy enough to keep doing it over time.

  88. 88.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    @MCA1: Simpler answer: never nominate someone with an obvious personality disorder to elected office because you have no idea how that disorder will intersect with reality.

  89. 89.

    nonynony

    October 13, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:

    And while they’re at it, might as well get rid of that stupid “well-regulated militia” crap in the 2nd.

    They can reword that one so it doesn’t apply to liberals, non-Christians, and non-whites too while they’re at it! I’m sure many of the ones demanding a repeal of the 19th would love to do it!

  90. 90.

    Millard Filmore

    October 13, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    @sigaba:

    Carrie Fisher says Donald Trump “Absolutely” Does Cocaine

    Would this be caught if Trump went through a real medical exam, like Hillary did?

  91. 91.

    Millard Filmore

    October 13, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:

    might as well get rid of that stupid “well-regulated militia” crap in the 2nd

    If the 13th gets deleted then we HAVE to keep the “well-regulated militia”. Those slave patrols have to be ready at a moments notice.

  92. 92.

    Peale

    October 13, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @patroclus: Yeah. I would have probably been much different had he said “I did that, but I still treat women much better than anyone else who is running.” And “Women hate my opponents anyway, so who cares. I’m better for women that her.” Or had actually brought up the issue against the opponent thinking that he could shout his way out of the situation when inevitably that opponent started throwing stones at his own glass house.

    Trump is such a shit heel that he probably still thinks that women are impressed by his antics. Very few voters probably actually wanted this election to be about “Bill vs. Donald: Which skirt chaser has behaved better?” I don’t for a minute believe that Bill, the serial philanderer has kept his paws off women and has always waited for clear consent before touching them, so this argument that “Bill is a boy scout while Trump is a lech” distinction is lost on me. But I am not in the least interested in having the last three weeks of the election be about who touched more women more inappropriately: Donald wins if he has done it less often than Bill with points given for the guy who seems nicer about it.”

  93. 93.

    Mister Forkbeard

    October 13, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @? Martin: Honestly, I’ve been using PasswordSafe for some time now. It’s relatively simple and featureless, but damn is it secure. Also free, since the author (Bruce Schneier) is a well known security expert and doesn’t need the money. He’s more interested in people having good protection.

  94. 94.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    @Millard Filmore: I agree it would explain a lot but I’m sorta doubtful. Someone also has suggested that he may have had a bad problem in the past and now has a deviated or perforated septum.

    (Random thought: Anosmia is a complication of prolonged cocine abuse. Losing your sense of smell and taste can actually be incredibly debilitating, I read once that it had something like 30% correlation with suicide.)

  95. 95.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    @? Martin: Great advice. Another effective password technique is to take a phrase and make an acronym of it for your password. For example:

    2 Large brown dogs run at 1 scared cat

    Could become the password
    [email protected]

    Which is a great password, but hopefully also easy to remember.

  96. 96.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    @Millard Filmore: No, but it’d be caught if he went through a drug screening like other recipients of government benefits have to.

  97. 97.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 13, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @? Martin: That seems true to me, but as a party, the Rs have detached themselves from reality in all kinds of ways–climate science, how birth control works, the inefficacy of abstinence only education, etc. When you get out of the habit of trying to figure out the facts, it’s harder for you to see that all of your candidates were running on fantasy platforms. Trump happened to be a fantasy candidate, beginning with his reality TV persona. The R leaders didn’t want him, but their base sure did.

  98. 98.

    Origuy

    October 13, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @sigaba: Santa Clara county registrar of voters website says that absentee ballots will be mailed out “the week of October 11”. Monday was a holiday, so they would not have started mailing them out until Tuesday.

  99. 99.

    sigaba

    October 13, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    @Origuy: Can’t be soon enough.

  100. 100.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    All the headlines are good for Clinton, bad for Trump.
    e.g. at google news. Swampland – Time is another example.

    Surrogates Explaining away Trump’s sexual behavior only seem to make things worse
    Washington Post – 1 hour ago
    A wave of aides and surrogates have fanned out in recent days to defend Donald Trump after the release of a video in which he brags about forcing himself on women and subsequent allegations that he groped or kissed multiple women without their consent.

  101. 101.

    Mnemosyne

    October 13, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Somewhere buried in all of my various movie crit books is an essay about how the transgressiveness of “Hustler” magazine just leads to the “perversions” they show being normalized, so they constantly have to reach to find something new, which can lead into some pretty creepy territory.

    Transgressiveness for the sake of transgressiveness is about as defensible as contrarianism for contrarianism’s sake. At some point, there has to be a limit.

  102. 102.

    Corner Stone

    October 13, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    @? Martin:

    They are relatively long (20-30 characters alphanumeric). They aren’t random but they are phrases that are memorable to me in random ways – maybe a song lyric, or something someone close to me said, etc.

    Oh, such a bad move on your part, dude. Ultimate Pwnage…BEGIN!
    Username: SxyMartin69
    Password: TomFriedman0fBalloon!Juice

    Say goodbye to your stock in AAPL, amigo.

  103. 103.

    Poopyman

    October 13, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: It should come as no surprise that Roger Stone is lying. I don’t think he knows how not to lie.

  104. 104.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I don’t know. A lot of the insults he lobbed at his competitors in the primary seemed pretty spot on. ¡Jeb! really was low energy, Ted Cruz really is a liar, Carly Fiorina really was terrible at business, etc.

    Scott Adams, of all people (Dilbert) makes a good case that Trump has good salesman-like powers of persuasion. Basically, finding a label not used before and making it stick.

    Jeb is calm and cool. Trump labels him as “low energy” and now everyone looks at him differently. But what the hell, really, does “low energy” mean? Nothing. But it’s a label that stuck to Jeb and made him look like a loser.

    @James E Powell:

    Totally agree. Trump exposed the cold realities of the Republicans. They were all stunningly weak candidates.

    Nobody thought that they were weak before they tangled with Trump. And the conventional wisdom was that Trump was a rank amateur who would soon drop out of the GOP primary. All this talk about the weakness of the GOP bench has been after the fact.

    And now, weirdly, they almost wish that they had a do-over and could dump Trump, who looks like an unhinged anarchist.

  105. 105.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Password: TomFriedman0fBalloon!Juice

    Password:Imsendingmycredenzas
    Password: Krugmanisshrill
    Password:Bothsidesdoit

  106. 106.

    Mnemosyne

    October 13, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    @? Martin:

    The advice we get from the Giant Evil Corporation is to have a base password made up of two of your favorite words, a non-letter character, and a year (their example is SushiDiamonds$1971) and then you add a suffix for the different sites (so Facebook might be SushiDiamonds$1971fbk). That way, even if they are able to crack your base password, they still have to guess the extension for that specific site.

  107. 107.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    @redshirt: That’s too short:

    Hashing takes each user’s plain text password and runs it through a one-way mathematical function.

    This creates a unique string of numbers and letters called the hash.

    Hashing makes it difficult for an attacker to move from hash back to password and it lets sites keep a list of hashes, rather than storing them insecurely as plain-text passwords.

    This means if a list is stolen, the plain text passwords can’t be obtained easily.

    However, this experiment shows this doesn’t mean its impossible.

    When a user types a password into an online form or service, the system hashes the entered word and checks it against the user’s stored, pre-hashed password.

    When the two hashes match, the user is allowed entry to their account.

    And using characters, a mix of lower and upper case letters and numbers creates slight variations of a hash.

    The example, Ars Technica use is: hashing the password ‘arstechnica’ produced the hash c915e95033e8c69ada58eb784a98b2ed.

    Adding capital letters to make ‘ArsTechnica’ becomes 1d9a3f8172b01328de5acba20563408e after hashing.

    Jeremi Gosney, the founder and CEO of Stricture Consulting Group, managed to crack the first 10,233 hashes, or 62 percent of the leaked list, in 16 minutes.

    My shorted remembered password is 17 characters alphanumeric and I’m probably going to change it soon and make it longer. My longest is 28 characters.

    That article is 3 years old. They can do it at least 4x faster now.

  108. 108.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    Since it’s not front-paged I just want to shout BOB FUCKING DYLAN AWARDED NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE!

    All in all, a good day gets better.

  109. 109.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @Corner Stone: Alas, you’re not close enough to me to qualify for password benefits. Sorry.

  110. 110.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I agree with the password security suggestions, except for one of them.

    It seems that the method that is the first to be forbidden never actually gets cracked.
    Writing down your passwords. [This does not meaning leaving them written down, unattended, beside you computer.]

  111. 111.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Nobody thought that they were weak before they tangled with Trump.

    None of the Republicans, and few people in the MSM, maybe. But plenty of people here were more than happy to describe them as the clown car and talk about how as improbable each of them seemed as a candidate, one of them would eventually have to win the nomination.

  112. 112.

    bystander

    October 13, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    The Christie summons is like whipped cream on the week’s Black Forest Schadenfreude Torte.

    PBS has some program they’ve put together summing up the two campaigns. Looks like another both sides do it fest.

  113. 113.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    @trollhattan: It was front paged about 12 hours ago. Too slow chicken marengo, too slow.

  114. 114.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Another Teachable moment about password management.

    Read this story and use the linked site to see if you’ve been hacked: Have I Been Pwned

    Have I Been Pwned? does a very good job of monitoring data dumps and hacking stories and working out who’s in trouble. Just enter your email address or username and the site will check its records of more than a billion accounts. You can also have the site notify you if one of your accounts becomes exposed.

  115. 115.

    Corner Stone

    October 13, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    @? Martin: Hmph. Well, that’s what schrodinger’s cat told me it was. If I was guessing it would be:
    @llYourJerbzAre2BAutomatedNowBecauseTheSupplyChainDemonzIt

  116. 116.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I happen to know they specifically try that situation. If they get your base password, you’re now left with a 3 character password because they know everything in the beginning.

    Most people never even need to know most of their passwords. With a decent password manager, you never type them. Once you get into your manager (password/fingerprint) it does everything from there.

    My preference for 1Password is that it works really well on mobile devices and syncs very well across devices, has helpers for 2-factor auth and does the fingerprint stuff. That means it’s easy and convenient enough that I don’t slack off in using it, which is important. It encrypts locally and isn’t stored on the cloud (the encrypted file syncs across devices.) I can also have my parents share their password vaults with me in the event of an emergency, since my dad travels a lot and my mom is not in great health. I can unlock their stuff and it has all of their account information so I can pay bills, etc. on their behalf. My wife and I of course share each others so if she changes the password for the phone company I can still log in if I need to, etc.

  117. 117.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    @Brachiator: I went there. and could not enter any text for a user name. I then started suspecting that site was
    hacked.

    ETA: never mind. Found the correct link.

  118. 118.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    @Brachiator: 1Password taps into that database of hacked accounts to tell you if you’re on it – does it right in the app which is nice.

  119. 119.

    Mnemosyne

    October 13, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    @? Martin:

    I’m not allowed to sync my phone to my work computer. How does 1Password help me not have to enter it?

    ETA: And, no, I’m not allowed to install 3rd party software without permission.

  120. 120.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    @? Martin:

    The password manager handles logging into all of the other stuff, while I remember the critical gatekeepers – my email, 1Password, etc. Additionally, turn on 2-factor authentication for every site that offers it. It’s slightly annoying – you have to enter a code now and then from your phone, but it will save you later. If you have a modern phone with a fingerprint scanner, use it to unlock your password manager – it will make the process easy enough to keep doing it over time.

    I use a variation of some of the tips you suggest. I’ve found that some password managers don’t work consistently with all the browsers I use on all the devices I use.

    On smartphones. I absolutely love a fingerprint reader on smartphones. Some apps also recognize fingerprints. This not only provides security, but speeds access, which in some ways is a mini security bonus.

    And yes, wherever possible, consider Two factor authentication.

    Extra tip. I use public Wi Fi at cafes and other places. This can be very insecure. So far, the free, free, free Opera VPN has proven to be a boon. Did I mention that it is free?

    Otherwise, if you check email or do other transactions, you put security at risk.

  121. 121.

    NoraLenderbee

    October 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    @Origuy: Thank you! I’ve been wondering where the heck it was.

  122. 122.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    @trollhattan: Do people read this blog?

    It was front paged. Check below.

  123. 123.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Direct link to Have I Been Pwned

    Believe me now and thank me later.

  124. 124.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    @? Martin: What happens when 1Password gets hacked (or any password management tool)?

  125. 125.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I’m not allowed to sync my phone to my work computer. How does 1Password help me not have to enter it?

    ETA: And, no, I’m not allowed to install 3rd party software without permission.

    Ah, this is where you go to Evil Corporation IT and tell them they’re fucking idiots until they give you permission.

  126. 126.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne: It’s usually not good advice to use actual words in your password. Surprised you got that recommendation.

  127. 127.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    None of the Republicans, and few people in the MSM, maybe. But plenty of people here were more than happy to describe them as the clown car and talk about how as improbable each of them seemed as a candidate, one of them would eventually have to win the nomination.

    I read and participated in many of these discussions. People here rightly dismissed them, but it was because they hated them. None of the dismissal reflected how Republicans thought about their own candidates.

    And none of us, myself included, saw Trump coming. I thought that Jeb would be the nominee and that he would be a formidable opponent.

    I also think that Bernie was underestimated, but that’s another story for another day.

  128. 128.

    catclub

    October 13, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Good news everybody! Trump, unlike Berlusconi, does not own the media! I brought this fact up when the media was doing plenty to help him by giving blanket coverage to him and none of the other GOP candidates. But he does not own the media, so they can turn on him.

    From paranoid speech #1 of Oct 13.

    The corporate media in our country is no longer involved in journalism. They’re a political special interest no different than any lobbyist or other financial entity with a total political agenda. And the agenda is not for you, it’s for themselves. And their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton at any cost, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy.

  129. 129.

    Mnemosyne

    October 13, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    @? Martin:

    Yeah, that’ll work.

  130. 130.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    @redshirt:

    It’s usually not good advice to use actual words in your password. Surprised you got that recommendation.

    Not true.

    For example

    Method 1 Using Phrases
    Make a compound word. A smart way to develop an easy-to-remember password is to combine three small words of significance to you, and make a single password. …
    Connect the first letters of a sentence. …
    Choose two words and combine their letters. …
    Come up with a pass phrase.

    See also: Four Methods to Create a Secure Password You’ll Actually Remember

  131. 131.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    @? Martin: And you remember those passwords?

  132. 132.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    @redshirt: That’s why I like 1Password – it’s local to your device and uses very strong encryption. So there’s no online server to attack. Now, they can get your device directly and hack the password that unlocks it, so you want to have a good password there. That’s one of my 5 remembered ones, obviously.

    But that’s not really a concern. These guys are interested in hoovering up as much as they can as quickly as they can. They can get tens of thousands of accounts in the time it would take to hack your one device. They wouldn’t even bother. If they find your device they don’t even try to unlock it any more – they just disassemble it for parts.

    Different matter if your name is Hillary Clinton. They will move heaven and earth to get into your specific device. But for us schmoes, we’re not important enough to bother. Mostly you’re trying to make sure you aren’t caught up in the kind of broad sweeps against online accounts.

    That said, I keep most of my secure information inside 1Password rather than outside of it. If they did casually unlock my phone, they might be interested in that stuff (notes, etc.), but I don’t think they’d even try to get into 1Password.

  133. 133.

    redshirt

    October 13, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    @Brachiator: Your link says not to use dictionary words, which is what I said.

  134. 134.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 13, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    This is my favorite joke about passwords.

  135. 135.

    Taylor

    October 13, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @? Martin: That’s why you’re supposed to store some “salt” (random bits) with the hashed password on the server, and compute the hash of the salt combined with the supplied password. Prevents offline attacks. Still, this hashing is only intended to buy you some time, once a password file is stolen, to change your password. Doesn’t help when a company like Yahoo waits a year to let people know their passwords have been compromised.

    Really two-factor authentication (such as Google Authenticator) combined with a password manager like 1Password or Lastpass is the only way to go. The password managers have issues, but the idea of sharing passwords (that are usually weak) across sites is lunacy. My biggest worry is access via Patriot Act or whatever its successor is to password manager accounts. Still five years from now, I don’t doubt that everyone will be using them.

  136. 136.

    Calouste

    October 13, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    There were 17 GOP candidates.
    3 of them had never been elected to anything (Trump, Carson, Fiorina).
    5 of them had not been in office for at least 8 years (Gilmore, Pataki, Bush, Santorum, Huckabee; great company Bush is in there btw)
    3 of them were first term Senators (Cruz, Rubio, Paul), and a first term Senator getting elected President is a once in a century event that just happened
    3 of them were the tied to criminal investigations related to their behavior as governors (Perry, Walker, Christie)

    So that leaves Graham, Jindal, and Kasich as the not-yet-disqualified candidates, and of those Graham didn’t have a constituency and Jindal was very unpopular in his own state.

  137. 137.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    @redshirt:

    Your link says not to use dictionary words, which is what I said.

    For example:

    You can grab 12 random words, too: “Pantry duck cotton ballcap tissue airplane snore oar Christmas puddle log charisma.”

    When placed into a password checker, the 12-word pass phrase above shows that it will take 238,378,158,171,207 quadragintillion years for a brute force attack to crack.

    All the words will be in the dictionary. It is randomness that counts.

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    This is my favorite joke about passwords.

    Very good.

  138. 138.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    @? Martin:

    Different matter if your name is Hillary Clinton.They will move heaven and earth to get into your specific device.

    Or, sadly, Jennifer Lawrence.

  139. 139.

    NotMax

    October 13, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    re: password management

    Partial for years now to Bruce Schneier’s Password Safe. Free.

  140. 140.

    Brachiator

    October 13, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    Security Questions

    BTW Security Questions should be easy to remember, but have nothing to do with your actual life.
    What city were you born: Martian Colony, not New York
    Favorite Food: Caterpillars not Pizza

  141. 141.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @redshirt: Yeah. I mean, think of a lyric from a song you know well, ideally with punctuation and maybe numbers. When you need the password, you just need to think of the song, and the line will come to you. You can mix up the entry a bit – caps, add in something random. What matters is that you know that when you need that password, you remember the song, and the rest fills in easily. That’s what I set up for my dad who’s having some trouble with his memory but has a very good memory for song lyrics (like DougJ). So for him in choosing his rememberable passwords, I sat down with him and at a given point – to unlock the password manager, or his iCloud account, etc. to tell me what song comes to mind and we’d go through the lyrics and see if any would work (some songs have words so common that they’re problematic) but we’d always find something within a few tries and we’d try out a password. When you look at this screen, and you’re trying to accomplish ‘x’, hum this song in your head, and the password would immediately spring to mind. We would insert some random things – a punctuation mark followed by a family members 2 digit birth year, for instance. Once he got the song, he always got the password, even when we modified it a bit. We would store all of these in his 1Password, so that worst case, all he’d need to remember is his 1Password unlock password, and he could get the others. So far he hasn’t forgotten any of his memory passwords. He has either 5 or 6 and all are at least 16 characters. Actually, they may all be 20+ for him.

    The problem generally isn’t remembering a long password so long as there is some pattern to it that makes sense to you (completely random ones are a different matter), the problem is generally remember *which* password you use, or how it starts. The song ties that to something difficult to forget. Once you get started, it usually flows easily from there.

  142. 142.

    ? Martin

    October 13, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    @Brachiator: Yes. And in those cases I make up new answers for each one – and those go in 1Password as well. I fucking hate security questions.

  143. 143.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    @redshirt:

    What happens when 1Password gets hacked (or any password management tool)?

    If it’s really well written, not much. They should only be synchronizing an encrypted data blob that you then decrypt on your device using your master password. You’re counting on that one password, though, so you need to pick a very good one. The “correct horse battery staple” type of password is a good start, though you might want to enhance it with a number, punctuation, etc. The big worry is that somebody manages to trojan the program and have it send the decrypted passwords home, which would obviously be a disaster.

  144. 144.

    Eugene in Eugene

    October 13, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    I too wish to decry the lack of a post on Dylan’s Nobel. I say harrumph to you, good sir. Harrumph.

  145. 145.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    @Ben Cisco: Joining in the ranks of everyone here wishing for good results from the test. I snuck in a prayer, too, just in case that helps. And crossing my fingers!

  146. 146.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    @catclub: Faxing. It’s faxing your credenzas, not sending! Which makes it a clever password, I guess. :-)

  147. 147.

    Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)

    October 13, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @sigaba:

    No question it was a really gross show but it was entertaining. I never really got into it because I found it impenetrable, all his co-hosts and buddies, and then all of their friends, everyone getting called out about who they were sleeping with or whatever, it was like Game of Thrones and I could barely follow what was going on.

    Even when I was politically to the right of Franco, I just didn’t like Howard Stern.
    To me, it was like listening to Bob & Tom In the Morning if they used meth during the broadcast.
    Somewhat entertaining at times, but incomprehensible bullshit the rest of the time.

    I finally settled on Joe Madison for morning listening. Thank FSM for XM radio.

  148. 148.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    @? Martin: I think people were actually primed to believe this stuff by some of the post-2008 complaints about “banksters”, which the left generally bought into. I mean, the problem is that much of it was legitimate. Elizabeth Warren is still doing great yeoman work on the actual problems. But it sometimes turned into this pure call to “break up the big banks” and there was this idea that everything that was still wrong with the economy was wrong because the banksters hadn’t been properly punished and the banks destroyed. Crackpot sites like Zero Hedge started getting read as countercultural authorities. And that is just inches away from ranting about the International Jewish Banking Conspiracy.

    It’s funny, because the Tea Party movement wasn’t anti-bankster, anti-plutocrat to begin with; it actually began with some douche on CNBC complaining about the little people messing up rich guys’ investments because they were irresponsible with their borrowing.

  149. 149.

    Central Planning

    October 13, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman): depending on your definition of morning, Stand Up with Pete Dominick, channel 121, 9-12 eastern is pretty good

  150. 150.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    @Brachiator: I didn’t think Trump was a threat until he started shooting up in the polls and became utterly dominant. I mean, for a little while there was still the possibility that he was like all the clown-car inhabitants who briefly became the front-runner in 2011-2012. But once we got through the whole summer of 2015 and he was still the front-runner, anyone who still thought he was going to fade away by himself was just in denial. And practically the whole pundit class and all of the other Republican candidates were in that category.

  151. 151.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: That was most excellent!

  152. 152.

    Ken

    October 13, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    \@Peale:

    “locker room talk!”

    Must be the locker room from Hostel, where the rich sociopaths change clothes before heading to the torture rooms.

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