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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2016 / More Debate Open Thread: SSDD

More Debate Open Thread: SSDD

by Anne Laurie|  October 19, 20169:37 pm| 372 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gets a front row seat for #Debatenight at @UNLV pic.twitter.com/mOGyYsLCES

— Chase Stevens (@CSStevensphoto) October 20, 2016

Cant wait to give a big hug to my bestie @realDonaldTrump at the debate tomorrow night. I know you miss me !

— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) October 18, 2016


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So far, both candidates are rehashing their greatest hits. Which means Hillary is sounding like a president, and Donald is sounding like a right-wing radio bloviator.

Chris Wallace (surprise!) is straining himself trying to rescue Trump from himself. Trump spent the first 20 minutes acting like he was on horse tranqs; then he began snuffling again, and started shouting more greatest hits from his primary glory days.

At the 9:30 mark, Wallace managed to distract Trump from ‘she wants open borders! radical Islamic terrorism!’… by bringing up Putin. So Clinton gets to bring up Russia trying to interfere with the American electoral system… and Trump gets to defend Putin and insist, once again, that ‘we don’t know’ whether Russia is responsible for ‘any hacking, stuff like that.’

And he’s sniffling a lot.

Trump is now polling 1 point away from becoming the biggest loser in modern presidential history https://t.co/DNlvEEJEz8 #evangelicaltrump

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) October 18, 2016

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  1. 1.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    Loving it – Donald being Donald is Hillary’s best argument but she’s awesome all on her own .

    Good for her skewering him about Putin and Russia too

  2. 2.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    October 19, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    I’d love to play poker against Trump. It would be like hitting the lottery.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    I’ll take SSDD. It’s working for us.

  4. 4.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    The Russians are Coming, the Russian are Coming.

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Chris Wallace (surprise!) is straining himself trying to rescue Trump from himself. Trump spent the first 20 minutes acting like he was on horse tranqs; then he started snuffling again, and started shouting more greatest hits from his primary glory days.

    That’s exactly fucking right. Wallace keeps trying to shut Trump down but Trump just won’t take the help.

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    What is SSDD?

  7. 7.

    Seanly

    October 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Same Shit, Different Day

  8. 8.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Corner Stone: yeah when they open the debate with three straight Republican redmeat issues like that you know which side the moderators on

  9. 9.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    the Putin stuff sets him off. as does calling him “Donald”

  10. 10.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Is this real life?

  11. 11.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    wow… now we’re hearing that NATO is paying the vig thanks to Donald Trump

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    They have to pay up. Fucking mafia racketeer.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    More free trade than we have right now.

  14. 14.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    we are protecting people. they have to pay up.

    yup, he said those words. repeatedly.

  15. 15.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    She’s cruising, and he’s out of control. They moved on to the economy, but he’s still back on NATO not paying its fair share.

  16. 16.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    and away we go, Primary stump speech Trump is back.

  17. 17.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @Jeffro: Wallace tried to shout down Trump when he started defending Russia/Putin but Trump was having none of it.

  18. 18.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I don’t speak fluent Wingnut Word Salad. WTF did Trump just say?

  19. 19.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    new deals, low money down, great mileage! no taxes for anything and you can keep all your money!

  20. 20.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I had shotgun a beer for “pay up.” That’s not safe.

  21. 21.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    she is hitting him on his tax-cuts for his ilk.

  22. 22.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Jeffro: Doesn’t matter. She’s smoking him.

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Seanly: thank you!

  24. 24.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    She is working the spectrum. Calm, collected and masterful most of the time and then tinged with passion and anger when she needs it.

  25. 25.

    GregB

    October 19, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    The Hyperbolic Jibber-Jabber of Donald Trump.

    I used to talk like Trump when I was five, but instead of calling everyone a disaster I called everyone a ca-ca bum.

  26. 26.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    I know how to reduce the debt. We did it.

  27. 27.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Oh, fuck you Chis Wallace. What a fucking loaded question.

  28. 28.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    gee Chris what happened in 2010? Maybe when the GOP came in and cut everything off at the knees we could have seen more growth… fucking asshat, aren’t the GOP responsible for any fucking thing?

  29. 29.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Trump says “Correct” to Wallace’s biased lead-in.

    What a fucking asshole. Fuck Chris Wallace. I hope Clinton bars Fox News from the WH press room. Those fuckers deserve no access.

  30. 30.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @WaterGirl

    Sh*t Soaked Donald Diatribe.

    ;)

  31. 31.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Alec Baldwin is going to have a field day with the microphone fiddling.

  32. 32.

    WarMunchkin

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Fuck you Chris Wallace. God. It did help, fuck youuu.

  33. 33.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    She is so good. Doesn’t get much more hostile than this.

  34. 34.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    she is staunchly defending obama’s stimulus. gfy, chris with your thank you, sirs to donnie dick.

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @some guy: I hope they’re using protection!

  36. 36.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    Going out on a limb here to say that the repeated and goofy tongue bathing of Wallace by Trump is going to seal this debate’s fate as being seen as a right wing charade. That she won even so.

  37. 37.

    Betty Cracker

    October 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @Baud:

  38. 38.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Chris nails him with a real question. Of course the orange one is dodging.

  39. 39.

    GregB

    October 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Also fuck Chris Wallace for using the Fox/Kudlow Axis description about the cause of slower growth.

  40. 40.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    ‏@thepeoplesview 48s49 seconds ago
    Wallace is trying his best to give Trump cover, and Trump is happy, but it’s not actually working. #debatenight #ImWithHer

  41. 41.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    he is stuck repeating the 1% gdp line. can’t think beyond that on the fly.

  42. 42.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @AdamSerwer 18m18 minutes ago
    Wallace is throwing Trump softballs, and asking hillary tough questions, but i’m not sure it’s helping trump much

  43. 43.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    I wish Hillary would point to the House and Senate as obstacles at some point, and urge voters to elect Democrats to get things done.

    Also, point out Donald’s outsourcing.

  44. 44.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Donald: America sucks. Vote for me.

  45. 45.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    She lied, she totally lied, she’s a liar and a poopyhead!

  46. 46.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Oh, man… How great would it be to get a second row seat… And be stuck behind Kareem?

  47. 47.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Shipping jobs to Mexico burn.

  48. 48.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @redshirt: Boom! Thanks Hillz.

  49. 49.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    man… going to watch where Clinton kills Donnie with where Trump does business

  50. 50.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @redshirt: yup, I wish too.

  51. 51.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Tries to interrupt, can’t. SAD

  52. 52.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Crocodile tears!

  53. 53.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @redshirt: oh heck yes she is

  54. 54.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Wallace use of Fox agitprop and his framing of softballs for he Donald shows how far Right the political mainstream has been dragged under the rise of Trump.

  55. 55.

    LookingForACanadian

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    BOOM. Steel dumping.

  56. 56.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Scenes we wish we’d see.

    “Donald, could you turn your Trump brand tie around and show the label to the camera?”

  57. 57.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    30 years… there you go again.

  58. 58.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @srv:
    It will be again on Nov 9th when Drunpf falls on the scrap heap of history

  59. 59.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Hitting Trump on buying foreign steel.

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    We don’t have regimes in the US, we have administrations.

  61. 61.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    ‏@danpfeiffer 1m1 minute ago
    Dan Pfeiffer Retweeted Kellyanne Conway
    Trump’s Campaign Manager throwing the candidate under the bus to try to salvage her post-campaign career

    Apparently Kelly Ann retweeted this:

    @costareports
    “Bad hombres” = Trump being Trump
    Trump’s other answers = Conway-esque

  62. 62.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    More and more I am getting the feeling that Trump is taking on the mannerisms of Alec Baldwin’s impression of Trump.

  63. 63.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Ooh, crocodile tears! They’re ganging up on her two on one and she’s still winning.

  64. 64.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    What I love is that Trump thinks an advanced country like the US should be able to grow as fast as China or India.

  65. 65.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Why the hell? Yep. Presidental material indeed.

  66. 66.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    WTF is this 6 billion dollar thing?

  67. 67.

    Timurid

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    Sorry, Villagers, your white supremacist champion is broken into tiny pieces. Maybe I.G. Farben can send you a replacement…

  68. 68.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    What is he even talking about now $6B dollars stolen?

  69. 69.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    the six billion dollar lie again.

  70. 70.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    He’s going to explode.

  71. 71.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Mary G: LOL. HRC just used that term.

  72. 72.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    yes, Donald, lets talk about experience… dumb fuck, here’s a rake

  73. 73.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    BURNNNNNNNNNN.

  74. 74.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    “You were very much involved in all aspects of this country for 30 years.” Oh, Hillary, why aren’t we in Paradise right now?

  75. 75.

    Ivan X

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @WaterGirl: Single Sided, Double Density

  76. 76.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    MIC DROP

  77. 77.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Corner Stone: Who knows…

  78. 78.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    and she slaps it away saying it has been debunked so many times that I am not even going to answer it.

  79. 79.

    WarMunchkin

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Hillary just razed Donald to the ground.

  80. 80.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to review the last thirty years, dickhead.

  81. 81.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Are folks REALLY surprised that Chris “Fox News is my home” Wallace is letting Trump get away with nonsense?
    #debate

  82. 82.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    This is so repetitive.

  83. 83.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    I don’t think Trump even knows what a trap he just stepped in to there talking about his phenomenal business and how he wants to run the country that same way.

  84. 84.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    It was more than 1 million. And dare we mention the multiple bankruptcies? Apparently not.

  85. 85.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Where did Chris Wallace disappear to?

  86. 86.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Oh goody, the groping section.

  87. 87.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Oh, fitness.

  88. 88.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    now on to sexual assaults.

  89. 89.

    Another Scott

    October 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    Word salad from Donnie with no rebuttal about the Chinese steel.

    Ooh. Q about groping now….

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  90. 90.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Old folks went to bed I guess time for the really juicy questions

  91. 91.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Finally getting to the groping. Then your husband too.

  92. 92.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    God, how does Bill Clinton weigh on Hillary’s fitness to be president?

  93. 93.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Hillary and Obama caused the violence.

  94. 94.

    SFAW

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA:

    I’d love to play poker against Trump. It would be like hitting the lottery.

    Good luck with that. Even if he didn’t Welsh (as efg noted), he doesn’t have enough actual money to make it worth your while. Now, if getting paid in “Trump” signs, instead of cash, works for you, then you should go for it.

  95. 95.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Listen to his voice he’s getting that high-pitched whine going

  96. 96.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    the rapist pig is dodging and lying.

  97. 97.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    “I didn’t even apologize to my wife”. OK, that I believe.

  98. 98.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Mr Trump, you are a sexual predator. Secty Clinton, your husband had consensual sex. Both Sides do it, amirite?

  99. 99.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Debunked. Lie. Violence? Lie. Don’t look at the abuser in front of the curtains.

  100. 100.

    Juju

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    It appears Trump is using his second amendment rights on both of his feet.

  101. 101.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    I didn’t even apologize to my wife. Because I did nothing. Nuzzing!!

  102. 102.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    this should end well.. lets talk about puzzygate

  103. 103.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Fucking paranoid fantasy time.

  104. 104.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Mary G:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRdbEY_YfV4

  105. 105.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Trump only has about six talking points (“she’s a liar”, “she does nothing but talk”, “she’s achieved nothing in 30 years”…) and he keeps recycling them regardless of the question.

  106. 106.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    This is some weird coked-up conspiracy crap Trump is pushing…

  107. 107.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @ReaganGomez 7s7 seconds ago
    Trump didn’t apologize to his wife even tho his surrogates said he did. Look at this trash ass man.

  108. 108.

    Timurid

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    FINISH HIM.

  109. 109.

    Kay

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @lamh36:

    Wallace is throwing Trump softballs, and asking hillary tough questions, but i’m not sure it’s helping trump much

    But it’s still unfair, particularly given Wallace’s giant conflict moderating this debate at all. Obviously they won’t police themselves so they should put in some ethics rules on cable tv news.

  110. 110.

    Elizabelle

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    I am so sick of right wing world. I don’t want to live in it with people who believe this level of stupidity and callousness.

  111. 111.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    dick is losing it.

  112. 112.

    eric

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @Mandalay: and “I am great” “My ‘hands’ are bigly”

  113. 113.

    hovercraft

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    30 years, she eats his lunch.

  114. 114.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    she is on fire.

  115. 115.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @dmsilev: First truthful thing he’s said all night.

  116. 116.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    He’s doing his Alec Baldwin impression now. This may not be a good sign for him.

    “Wrong”. “I did not”.

  117. 117.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Commercial in 20 minutes. “I did not say that.” Clip of him saying it.

  118. 118.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Twist that knife.

  119. 119.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    She is about to bury him on this answer.

  120. 120.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Eat fucking shit, donald.

  121. 121.

    JGabriel

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Whatever Melania Trump says publicly, she knows that Trump is a pussy-grabber, because I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that first thing Trump did the first time he met Melania Knauss was grab her pussy.

  122. 122.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Donald thinks belittling women makes him bigger. Snap!

  123. 123.

    Elie

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Hillary is punching his lights out. She is merciless and definitely in charge of this ..

    Step back: MADAME PRESIDENT!

  124. 124.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Oh this old person is wide awake. Her campaign is responsible for his groping. And Chicago violence and Hillary and lies and black people and irrational women and she’s getting him. He cannot shut up. His sons are hunters. Can’t they shoot him with a tranq gun and blame it on Bill or something?

  125. 125.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    He is so pissed off. Audience can’t even swallow this.

  126. 126.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Nobody has more respect for women than him?

    Emails?

  127. 127.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    33000 EMAILS!

  128. 128.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    That answer was amazing.

    And Trump’s only comeback is email.

  129. 129.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    e-mails !!!

  130. 130.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Mary G: yeah, that’s a great fucking line.

  131. 131.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Emails! DRINK!

  132. 132.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @debit: yep

  133. 133.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    And we’ve got “33,000 e-mails.”

  134. 134.

    khead

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    She’s now dragging Trump around like Buzzsaw dragging Arnold from the back of his motorcycle in The Running Man.

  135. 135.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Maybe Trump does his harassment over email?

  136. 136.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Clinton = spider.
    Debate = web
    Trump = fly (soon to be very dead).

  137. 137.

    Anoniminous

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    BINDERS FULL OF EMAILS!

  138. 138.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    SHouldn’t they make Trump take a standing 8 count?

  139. 139.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody.

    NOFUCKINGBODY, do you hear me??

  140. 140.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    assertion assertion evidence-free assertion. denial, assertion, assertion.

    she is beating him bloody here.

  141. 141.

    Helen

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Looks like she successfully avoided the Bill question. Good on her.

  142. 142.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    she is back to women and his insults to gold star family, disabled persons.

  143. 143.

    Poopyman

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Larkspur:

    He cannot shut up. His sons are hunters. Can’t they shoot him with a tranq gun and blame it on Bill or something?

    No, because they’re piss poor hunters.

  144. 144.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    He really is doing Alec Baldwin verbatim now.

    So that’s who he’s been doing debate prep with.

  145. 145.

    Percysowner

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    I couldn’t bear to watch this, but the comments are making me very happy.

  146. 146.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Well, this section was about “fitness to be President”, and I think Hillary just answered it.

  147. 147.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Crowd laughed at him. He deserved that.

  148. 148.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    LOL. I’m getting an ad for bulletproof vests at the top of the page!

  149. 149.

    eric

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    sweep the leg hillary, sweep the leg

  150. 150.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Is there anyone there with a white towel they can toss in from his corner?

  151. 151.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    wow, she is passionate laying bare the dark soul of the dick.

  152. 152.

    Kay

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Chris Wallace keeps trying to carry Trump’s water for him, and Trump won’t get out of his way. Making Fox News look ridiculous.

    I knew he would suck and I also know every single media person will deny he sucks. Wikileaks should hack some FOX or CNN emails. That would be a real public service.

  153. 153.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    “the fraud and racketeering case against donald trump”

    She just threw that in as an aside in the point she was making.

  154. 154.

    khead

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Like the first fight between Clubber Lang and Rocky Balboa.

    Insert your own analogy.

  155. 155.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Hillary. BOOM. Gotta stop saying that.

  156. 156.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @Elizabelle: really? I’ve been listening to this stupid right wing shit for decades now. It’s not like it’s anything new.

  157. 157.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Go go go Hillary.

  158. 158.

    Credenzal Jocularity

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    No “Wrong” for the Kahns ? SAD!

    Such loser stink. How could anyone want to be part of that?

  159. 159.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @some guy:
    Any decent ring-side doctor would have stopped the fight before this.

  160. 160.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @WaterGirl: nice that

  161. 161.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Clinton Foundation. Christ, really?

  162. 162.

    Fair Economist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Out of curiosity, I went to check out RedState to see how the “sane” conservatives viewed the debate? Answer? They didn’t. Six comments on their debate thread. The demoralization seems to have become a rout on the right.

  163. 163.

    Elie

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    She is prosecuting his worthless fat, flabby, degenerate ass… She is sending him to Sing Sing

    He is also weaving in optimism and vision about America…..

    Hilz showed him the stick and beat his ass with it and is still beating it, despite Chris Wallace trying to hand Trump every possible break…

  164. 164.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Chris Wallace. Go Fuck Yourself.

  165. 165.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Chris Wallace has never met a rightwing smear he is unwilling to further.

  166. 166.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    “The words my husband used are unacceptable and offensive to me. This does not represent the man that I know. He has the heart and mind of a leader. I hope people will accept his apology, as I have, and focus on the important issues facing our nation and the world. “

  167. 167.

    khead

    October 19, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Ok. Make it Rocky IV.

  168. 168.

    Seanly

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Fuck Chris Wallace & his fucking Infowars/Trump Campaign biased questions

  169. 169.

    Davis X. Machina

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Shouldn’t they make Trump take a standing 8 count?

    It doesn’t matter any more, not for the top of the ticket.
    The “He hates the same people I hate” vote is un-budge-able.

    What matters is down-ticket. Is “GOP candidates walking away from the wreckage” going to be the #1 news story all week? That’s the issue.

  170. 170.

    WarMunchkin

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    No. That is not what the emails show, God dammit.

  171. 171.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Positive case for the Clinton Foundation. Wow.

  172. 172.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Fact is, unless she collapses on stage, she already had it in the bag.

  173. 173.

    psycholinguist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    She is projecting a righteous anger that is really appealing.

  174. 174.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    I gave up. Wallace is a useless piece of shit and this is a complete waste of time. If I’m going to murder brain cells I’ll do it while doing something enjoyable.

  175. 175.

    Helen

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    What is he talking about that Hillary paid people $1500 to start riots at his rallies?

  176. 176.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Clinton Foundation.
    Emails.

    Jesus Christ, Chris Wallace. Could you possibly be any more obvious?

  177. 177.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Clinton Foundation! ffs Chris! I thought you were supposed to be a fuckiing journalist! Unless this is part of the secret plan to fuck over Trump

  178. 178.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    I smell a wave election coming. Those women are all lying. She says every woman has been in the situation Trump put them in and knows how painful it is. They’re lying!

  179. 179.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    He calls the Clinton Foundation a criminal enterprise!

  180. 180.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @Fair Economist: redstste is not a bastion of Trump support.

  181. 181.

    Peale

    October 19, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Seriously? The 7’1″ guy is in the front row? How much do you want to bet Dr. Ruth ended up being seated behind him.

  182. 182.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Oh jeez food fight.

  183. 183.

    NoraLenderbee

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    I CAN’T STAND IT ANY MORE I’ve already had twice as much wine as I can hold

  184. 184.

    WarMunchkin

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    FOR FUCKS SAKE

  185. 185.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Wallace: Excuse me, but I’d like to interrupt your answer to the question that I asked to let Donald Trump smear you.

  186. 186.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Who does that?

  187. 187.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Who indeed buys 6-foot portraits of Donald Trump?

  188. 188.

    JordanRules

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Fair Economist: wow

    Let’s take the House!

  189. 189.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Wallace is just terrible. I had really hoped a little bit of his daddy’s journalistic DNA might have been inherited, but evidently not. SAD.

  190. 190.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Hillary: “I mean, who does that?”

    what a great line

  191. 191.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    And now we get the Trump Foundation paying for his portrait. Nice.

  192. 192.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Helen: supposedly a non affilliated PAC suggested that someone go out and raise hell at a Trump rally. Guy got fired for suggested it.

  193. 193.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Durindal: their hatred is pretty awesome, actually

  194. 194.

    cckids

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Seanly:

    Fuck Chris Wallace & his fucking Infowars/Trump Campaign biased questions

    THIS. So hard.

  195. 195.

    Betty Cracker

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    “Who Does That?!?!” That was my proposed campaign theme vs. Trump.

  196. 196.

    Run, Lillian!

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Elie: This description is perfection!

  197. 197.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Kay: yep…they’ll see “well he had her on emails” or “trade” or “wikileaks”…WHATEVER…

    None of which will be remotely true.

  198. 198.

    khead

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Trump: The money goes 100% to people!

  199. 199.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Trump is flat out fucking lying on this Foundation

  200. 200.

    Another Scott

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    “We put up the American Flag!!”

    rofl.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  201. 201.

    matryoshka

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Helen: He has proof! He saw it himself! But of course no one will ask him to produce that proof.

  202. 202.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    tax returns!

  203. 203.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Who does that??

  204. 204.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Tax returns! Bam!

  205. 205.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Wow, Wallace just called Trump out on paying his lawsuits from foundation money.

  206. 206.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Tax returns!

  207. 207.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Tax returns. Oh beautiful!

  208. 208.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    tax returns, go hillz.

  209. 209.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Davis X. Machina:
    I was speaking of this particular set-to

    If it were a Rocky movie Drumpf would be in his corner screaming “CUT ME! CUT ME!”

  210. 210.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Helen: Heavily edited O’Keefe video #4. Since O’Keefe won’t actually release the unedited tapes and all we’ve got are edited tapes with his leading narrative on it, you can decide just how creditable they are.

  211. 211.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Trump has not paid a penny of income tax!

  212. 212.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Helen

    There was a provocateur either affiliated with or contracted by one of the PACS who did entice people to show up wearing T-shirts with anti-Trump messages and so on.

    He was fired earlier this year.

  213. 213.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Kay: yeah…wht did the Dems ever agree to him?

    Really though we should get rid of the Presidential Commission on debates and bring back back the League of Women Voters or whoever used to do it. These media people are all of them just too fucking dumb.

  214. 214.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @JamilSmith 8s8 seconds ago Paradise, NV
    Trump’s mention of Little Haiti in Miami was disgusting. He didn’t see those people or their hurt. Just how they fit into his narrative.

  215. 215.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Chris Wallace is trying to cut off Trump before he digs himself a deeper hole. Trump is like “shut up and pass me another shovel”.

  216. 216.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Now he says Buffett took the deduction, and Buffett says he never did.

  217. 217.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Glints of actual moderation going on. A few.

  218. 218.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    We cannot know if any of that is true, because HE HASN’T RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS!!!

    You go, Hillary.

  219. 219.

    Yet another jeff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    So…is it bad if the Saudis fund AIDS prevention?

  220. 220.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Made with Chinese steel.

  221. 221.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    You’re a chickenshit, Wallace.

  222. 222.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    “Made with Chinese Steel”

  223. 223.

    Credenzal Jocularity

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    “I’m the same as Soros!”

    Winning!

  224. 224.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Wallace is a useless piece of shit and this is a complete waste of time. If I’m going to murder brain cells I’ll do it while doing something enjoyable.

    You use silk scarves or cotton?

  225. 225.

    Thoughtful David

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    I’m betting the Clinton campaign wasn’t that unhappy with this beingFox News and Chris Wallace. It meant that they could predict the exact lines of questioning and be ready for it. Above all else, it would be predictable, no chance of surprise questions. And so far they’re right.

  226. 226.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    wow, the huckster is peddling his hotel again.

  227. 227.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    A beautiful apartment. Chinese steel. Lol

  228. 228.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Agreed. I didn’t have high hopes for Wallace going in, but he is underperforming bigly.

    And me with no liquor in the house!

  229. 229.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Hillary’s best debate so far. So good.

  230. 230.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @psycholinguist:

    She is projecting a righteous anger that is really appealing.

    Not only that – she is thriving under the pressure, while Trump just engages in whining and insults.

  231. 231.

    Kay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Chris Wallace. Go Fuck Yourself.

    This was supposed to elevate FOX after that awkward “Ailes is a predator and we all turned a blind eye to it for decades” thing.

  232. 232.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @dmsilev: Donald Trump.

  233. 233.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    now to the stupid rigged elections.

  234. 234.

    Fair Economist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Durindal:

    redstate is not a bastion of Trump support.

    Right, it’s anything but (a #NeverTrump site). But it’s a good marker for how “sane” conservatives feel. If they’re so disengaged they can’t even look or stick up for the rightwing talking points, the Republicans are in a lot of trouble.

  235. 235.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Buffett! Drink! Soros! Drink!

  236. 236.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Wallace keeps trying to Interrupt to help Trump and Trump steamrolled right over him.

  237. 237.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    “Will you absolutely accept the results of the election?” “No.”

  238. 238.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    will you make the commitment that you will accept the election results?

    NO, trump said

  239. 239.

    psycholinguist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    “made with Chinese steel” zapppppppppp

  240. 240.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Jesus, he’s not going to concede.

  241. 241.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    attack the media.

  242. 242.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Oh MFG. Chris Wallace actually asked Trump a straight hard ass question on election rigging and fraud. This may be it.

  243. 243.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Hey, Donald, no one likes a whiner.

  244. 244.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    “The media is so bad” said in the middle of a pro-Trump FOX softball festival.

  245. 245.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Oh, this should be good… Commitment…. Holy f=#! , he’s actually not making a commitment. I don’t believe this. Well, I should.

  246. 246.

    divF

    October 19, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    I’m looking forward to Hillary’s estocada. I’m sure it will be done with the utmost grace and artistry.

  247. 247.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Mandalay: Well said.

  248. 248.

    PsiFighter37

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    He is burying himself right now. Very, very hard.

  249. 249.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    she should not be allowed to run. with 3 weeks to go?

  250. 250.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): I have plenty of liquor in the house, and am actively consuming it.

  251. 251.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    This is the most unhinged Trump yet!

  252. 252.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    The corrupt media now.

    And now we get “millions of people” registered to vote who shouldn’t be registered.

    Hillary shouldn’t have been allowed to run! OMG.

  253. 253.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Wow, trump refuses to say whether he’ll accept the results of the vote.

  254. 254.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Corner Stone: one would hope…

  255. 255.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    wow… Hilary is a criminal yes.. its all clear now

  256. 256.

    redshirt

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Thoughtful David: Agreed. She’s handling them like a Master.

  257. 257.

    Timurid

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    Then Mick would pull out a hacksaw and start sawing through his neck…

  258. 258.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    And me with no liquor in the house!

    And this is why you fail.
    /Yoda

  259. 259.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    O

    M

    G

  260. 260.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Hillary calling Trump a whiner to his face.

  261. 261.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    “I won’t commit to conceding.” (paraphrase)

    Sieg heil.

  262. 262.

    p.a.

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    The demoralization seems to have become a rout on the right.

    Hope it continues thru 11/8 for the downticket reces!

  263. 263.

    Kay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @liberal:

    yeah…wht did the Dems ever agree to him?

    I don’t know. There seems to be some polite custom of pretending Fox News is a news outlet and Chris Wallace asks “tough questions”. He’s terrible but it’s not a surprise. He’s always terrible.

    I like Martha Raddatz. She can do all of them as far as I’m concerned.

  264. 264.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Shorter Hillary:”Trump == watb”

  265. 265.

    Another Scott

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    “I shoulda got that Emmy!!1”

    Twist that knife, Diane.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  266. 266.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    she is killing him.

  267. 267.

    eric

    October 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    i will keep you in suspense….okay then.

  268. 268.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    she is nailing trump right now.

  269. 269.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @divF:

    I’m looking forward to Hillary’s estocada. I’m sure it will be done with the utmost grace and artistry.

    I think it’s going to be more death of a thousand cuts, each a work of art.

    I mean, really, the line about The Apprentice not getting an Emmy – beautiful.

  270. 270.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Let me respond to that because that’s …. horrifying….

  271. 271.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Holy hell. He buys her characterization and laughs about it.

  272. 272.

    WarMunchkin

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Trump did you really take that bait

  273. 273.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    so the pox news packed the studio with trumpigs?

  274. 274.

    lamh36

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    I don’t know about this…give Mark Halperin some time…

    @DanaHoule 30s30 seconds ago
    This has been so bad for Trump that I haven’t seen one journalist say Trump is stopping the bleeding

  275. 275.

    Timurid

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    FATALITY.

  276. 276.

    Run, Lillian!

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Fuckwit. Entitled nasty fuckwit.

    Bring it home Hils, twenty minutes and you never have to be near this man again.

  277. 277.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @Kay: she and Anderson definitely did better. Format helped though. This free-for-all format is harder to rein in.

  278. 278.

    psycholinguist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    that whole prepping thing? Turns out it is NOT overrated.

  279. 279.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @randy khan: Dude is high on crack.

  280. 280.

    some guy

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    so many attack ads were just created by Trump’s big mouth in tthe last 45 seconds.

  281. 281.

    Baud

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @lamh36: Haha.

  282. 282.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Trump: what is mosul? (just kidding, trump didn’t say that)

    question to both: will you put troops into the vacuum to make sure it doesn’t get worse?
    Hillary: no, no soldiers as occupying force

  283. 283.

    Jeffro

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Just one more nail in the coffin here …” i’m going to keep you in suspense”?!? That’s presidential?!?

  284. 284.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Timurid:
    I wish!

  285. 285.

    cckids

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Trump is taking notes while Hillary is talking about Mosul. He had no idea this was happening, and wants to get at least a couple of the names/places correct.

  286. 286.

    Mary G

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    He even whined like President Obama said when his show didn’t win an Emmy. Brilliant. Then said the Emmies were rigged.

  287. 287.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @amk:

    she is killing him.

    One can but wish.

  288. 288.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Corner Stone: Only silk. Duh.

  289. 289.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @lamh36: Dana said ‘journalist’, not ‘lick-splittle’.

  290. 290.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Another Scott

    Emmy voting was rigged.

  291. 291.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Sullivan (yeah I peeked)

    9:58 p.m. She is masterful tonight on his core character. Her answer to the last question destroyed him. I suspect he knows he’s finished. Surely the country sees who this monster is by now.

    Maybe. And stop calling me Shirley.

  292. 292.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @WaterGirl: trump:mosul is that thing that is kinda like a clam or an oyster that you steam

  293. 293.

    jk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Baud:

    He’s only going to get worse from now till Election Day. He needs to be placed in a straitjacket.

  294. 294.

    Run, Lillian!

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @lamh36: There is no turd that man can’t polish. It is is superpower.

  295. 295.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: he’s going to have a heart attack after he gets his ass kicked by a girl. So he’s not going to be around much longer.

  296. 296.

    debit

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Hillary: Long, smart, thoughtful response. Trump: Arglebargle!!

  297. 297.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    It’s time for Trump to engage in some pant soiling. He’ll be in the fetal position by the end of this debate.

  298. 298.

    WaterGirl

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    trump’s answer: so sad. we had mosul. hillary took everyone one and we lost mosul.

  299. 299.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @liberal:

    I’ve seen people high on crack and they seemed more coherent.

  300. 300.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @psycholinguist: @psycholinguist well, it makes sense that someone prepared would be the worst possible foil for him

  301. 301.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    I see ‘Mosul’ is Trump’s magic word for Iraq.

  302. 302.

    Elizabelle

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Mary G: I think we’ve potentially got a wave election too.

  303. 303.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Oh, excellent, we’re back at the element of surprise. And generals spinning in their graves again.

  304. 304.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    MacArthur, Patton! DRINK!

  305. 305.

    Mike J

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    And me with no liquor in the house!

    I was planning on going to the uhm produce store tomorrow. Wish I had gone today.

  306. 306.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    AGAIN with fiddling with the microphone. What the fuck is that all about? (Rhetorical question)

  307. 307.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Donald Trump, boy genius general.

  308. 308.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Element of surprise! Drink!

  309. 309.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    I hate it when he changes his tone to this higher softer tone. And he bats his hands forward palms down.

  310. 310.

    Durindal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    I would like to be able to drink. I’d be dead of alcohol poisoning though.

  311. 311.

    Trentrunner

    October 19, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Hillary: I want all Americans to thrive.

    Trump: I want an Emmy.

  312. 312.

    MomSense

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    I had to separate the dogs. My dog is playing the part of Trump tonight.

  313. 313.

    Seanly

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Back with the “why don’t they attack with surprise?” line. It’s a stupid argument. And he’s back to his incoherent rambling.

  314. 314.

    Corner Stone

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: He wants to be rubbing his genitals right now. Obvs.

  315. 315.

    smintheus

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    “She should never have been allowed to run for the presidency.”

    That is going to be devastating for Trump. Wallace couldn’t change the topic quickly enough after that bit of political suicide.

  316. 316.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    You could use General Patton as a ceiling fan. Bits tend to drop off every now and then, but it’s so cooling.

  317. 317.

    misterpuff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Why didn’t that Hitler guy flee Berlin before the Russkies got there, they knew they were coming for months?

  318. 318.

    wuzzat

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @jk: You can bet the kids already have the paperwork filled out.

  319. 319.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    he is rambling on without even knowing what is coming out of his stupid mouth.

  320. 320.

    gogol's wife

    October 19, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    You guys are almost — almost — making me wish I’d watched this.

    I’ll wait for the Baldwin/MacKinnon version.

  321. 321.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

  322. 322.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    “Whatever happened to the element of surprise?”

    Hard fought retaking of villages and townlets surrounding and on the way to Mosul kind of a tell, Don-don.

  323. 323.

    psycholinguist

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    my god. he’s just saying Mosul over and over again, I mean, that’s just the totality of his response.

  324. 324.

    jk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Mary G:

    Baiting Trump is so damn easy. He’s the most thin-skinned buffoon the Republicans could have ever nominated.

  325. 325.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Trump: “he violated the red line in the sand” while talking about Mosul.

  326. 326.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Are you listening, US military, everyone in our government, all the federal employees? Trump thinks you’re stupid, stupid, stupid.

  327. 327.

    Run, Lillian!

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    My sister, who doesn’t like Hils but hates Trump and is voting against him has gotten sucked into the debate and is now cheering on Hillary. She is thoroughly impressed. I am telling you these debates are a good thing because they give less informed people a chance to see Hillary without all the media bias. And they like her!

  328. 328.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Trump reminds me of the guys on late night AM radio I’d sometimes listen to in college.

  329. 329.

    Another Scott

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: I assume he’s trying to keep his snorting noises outside the sweet spot of the microphone.

    (Rhetorical answer ;-)

    “Wrong!”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  330. 330.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    go, google donald trump and iraq.

    the punk’s only come back – wrong, wrong, wrong.

  331. 331.

    sukabi

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Drumpf trying to sound “presidential” is sarcastic, condescending and stupid.

  332. 332.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    My wife is texting 2 of her friends and they are both depressing her because they don’t think Hillary is doing well. She needs better friends.

  333. 333.

    Elizabelle

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @Mary G: Using whining about the Emmys was amusing, and viewers will get that, whether they can find Mosul on a map or not.

  334. 334.

    amk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    we went after bin laden while you were doing celebrity apprentice. LOL.

  335. 335.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @gogol’s wife: I swear Donald Trump is doing the Baldwin version. Interjecting “Wrong” exactly the same way Baldwin did it, over and over.

  336. 336.

    No One You Know

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    “The stupidity of our country.”

    “He’ll consider it [The election results].”
    His VP doesn’t speak for him. His daughter doesn’t speak for him. In fact He, Trump, can’t speak for He, Trump, further than a day ahead.

    Aaaand, there we go…

  337. 337.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Truman to MacArthur:

    “You’re fired.”

  338. 338.

    KS in MA

    October 19, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Ivan X: FTW

  339. 339.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Mike J:

    I was late picking up my hogshead of rum this month.

  340. 340.

    Larkspur

    October 19, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    New thread.

  341. 341.

    DanR2

    October 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Trump can bully Wallace, but not Hillary. LOL.

  342. 342.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    October 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Odds on him calling her a bitch before the end of the debate?

  343. 343.

    misterpuff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Trump’s Barroom Philosophy and Diplomacy.
    Closing Time!
    Do you want me to get you an Uber?

  344. 344.

    Another Scott

    October 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    (Wide-eyed Shrug!)

    “Have you seen it?!!! Have you? Have you seen it!!??”

    rofl.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  345. 345.

    liberal

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @randy khan: lol. Yeah.

  346. 346.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Trump is making the entire debate all about Clinton’s character, and he’s getting the snot slapped out of him.

  347. 347.

    randy khan

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Wallace is crushing Trump on foreign policy. Interesting.

  348. 348.

    No One You Know

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Ooh, the flattery of being the “most dangerous man…” sucks him in.

    The joy of watching a woman refuse to back down from two shouting men.

  349. 349.

    Keith P.

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    I’m half expecting steam to shoot out of Trump’s ears, cartoon-style.

  350. 350.

    Felonius Monk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    He wants to be rubbing his genitals right now. Obvs.

    As if he had any to rub. She cut them off long ago and put them in her purse.

  351. 351.

    burnspbesq

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Think I’ll go see what the reaction to this is at RedState. Could be hilarity.

  352. 352.

    Schlemazel

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA:
    When I fractured my pelvis I couldn’t sleep well & spent many nights laughing my butt off at Art Bell and the loonies. Drumpf is in their league, bigly!

  353. 353.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I am overdue for an audit of my liquor procurement protocols.

  354. 354.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim:

    Instead of using actors this weekend, SNL should literally just play actual clips from the actual debate.

  355. 355.

    jk

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @amk:

    “He is rambling on without even knowing what is coming out of his stupid mouth.”

    This is just par for the course when it comes to Trump. He’s the grand marshal of wingnuts.

  356. 356.

    Yet another jeff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    So…we can hook a generator to Patton’s grave as a renewable energy source?

  357. 357.

    Mandalay

    October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall:

    Odds on him calling her a bitch before the end of the debate?

    He’s so angry he might even make it to the c-word.

  358. 358.

    No One You Know

    October 19, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Wallace calls him out on lying.

    I like the fact that Wallace is at least not letting poisonous silences develop after Trump shoots his noisy blanks. I’ll give him that.

  359. 359.

    p.a.

    October 19, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Sounds like Donnie’s ISP better add some capacity to handle the late night tweets that will come from this…

  360. 360.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    @amk:

    I keep expecting him to veer into the Alec Baldwin version:

    “Wrong.”

    “Wrong.”

    “Warmer.”

  361. 361.

    Elie

    October 19, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    He aint gonna call her anything except “MADAME PRESIDENT” like everyone else. She put the collar and muzzle on him and attached the leash. She occasionally has to yank it, but the dude is “under control”.

  362. 362.

    Yet another jeff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Vast swatches of material…Mr Mastadon’s Farm….

  363. 363.

    burnspbesq

    October 19, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    RedState looking like Inside Carolina after Duke wins by 30.

  364. 364.

    No One You Know

    October 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    GDP is 1%?

  365. 365.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    The national fucking debt is a non-issue right now! Unless your name is Pete Peterson.

  366. 366.

    Yet another jeff

    October 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Beware the Tremendous Machine!!! (Not to be confused with the Inscrutable Machine, of course).

  367. 367.

    Immanentize

    October 19, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    More Peterson foundation
    Claptrap

  368. 368.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 19, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    Going upstairs. New thread.

  369. 369.

    Mike J

    October 19, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @Yet another jeff: I wish I could have been as smooth as henchman #1 when I was in jr high.

  370. 370.

    Aleta

    October 19, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Big prehistoric snapping turtle in the middle of the highway hissing and lunging at cars speeding by.

  371. 371.

    sukabi

    October 19, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    What a nasty piece of work.

  372. 372.

    Seanly

    October 19, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    I didn’t watch the whole debate, but I thought Hillary was pretty good. Poised, well-spoken, appropriately fired up or speaking calmly. Best I can say about Donald was that he wasn’t sniffing as much (I tuned in at 9:30ish)

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