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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / Open Thread: Last Stand At Gettysburg?

Open Thread: Last Stand At Gettysburg?

by Anne Laurie|  October 22, 20165:09 pm| 246 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!

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Trump has long said this political movement is not about him. But in Virginia, he says if he's not elected, "the movement comes to an end."

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) October 22, 2016

Anyone who watches TV news knows there’s a tipping point in the aftermath of every natural disaster where the local authorities switch from insisting that everything is just fine (so as not to discourage business/tourism) to bewailing the unprecedented destruction and its devastating effects on a suffering population (to garner relief funds as quickly as possible). Maybe I’m just a Democratic optimist, but it’s beginning to feel like the GOP and its media enablers are pivoting from Step #1 to Step #2 concerning the political disaster that is Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

The Washington Post reports:

GETTYSBURG, Pa. — Donald Trump traveled Saturday to the site of the bloodiest battle of the Civil War, where he suggested that the United States is nearly as divided now as it was then. But instead of laying out his vision for uniting the country, as President Abraham Lincoln once did here, Trump declared that the system is rigged against him, that election results cannot be trusted, that Hillary Clinton should have been barred from running for president, that the media is “corrupt” and that he will sue all of the women who have accused him of sexual assault…

Trump said the system is “totally rigged and broken” because Clinton has been allowed to run for president, even though he says that she broke “so many laws on so many different occasions.” Trump also implied that what he called rampant voter fraud could cost him the election and said the media was “dishonest.”…

After spending more than 13 minutes listing his grievances, Trump read several numbered lists of things that he would do on his first day in office or during his first 100 days. Nearly all of the items were things that he has repeatedly promised to do, but this was the first time that he listed them in a speech….

In his speech Saturday, Trump listed more than two dozen things that he wants to do, including amending the Constitution to create term limits in Congress, renegotiating the North American Free Trade Agreement and other trade deals, overwriting “every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama,” and suspending immigration from “terror-prone regions.”…

Trump was joined in Gettysburg by his top two campaign aides, Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway, along with former New York City mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani and retired Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg. As Trump spoke, Conway and Giuliani stood to the side of the stage and watched.

After his speech, Trump visited the Gettysburg National Military Park, where a small crowd of onlookers had gathered to see him.

VERY LOW ENERGY – SAD!

Reading between the lines: Trump appears to threaten retribution—as president—for CNN, NBC & WaPo campaign reporting https://t.co/7Hu5u4dUY3

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) October 22, 2016



Wingnut Welfare outlet the Washington Examiner is hardly an unbiased source, but their report on last night’s conference call from the Trump campaign is… schadenfreude-intensive:

"[W]hy are we on this call?" the reporter asked. (Not in here: Trump aide then asked, "Who the hell is this!?") https://t.co/HXjWZCYUDV

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) October 22, 2016

… The conference call, which the campaign pitched as a briefing on Trump’s “major” upcoming speech, was scheduled originally for 9:30 pm EDT. It was then moved to 10:00 pm EDT.

When the call eventually started, campaign staffers made it clear they were not to be quoted by name…

At around 15 minutes into the call, and as Trump’s team continued to repeat information that is readily available on the candidate’s website, some reporters appeared to grow restless…

“We know what his policies are [on the website],” the reporter said. “Is there anything outside of those that will be discussed?”

An anonymous Trump staffer replied, “There will be new material tomorrow.”

“But the more fundamental thing though, that, you have 100 different policies, and 100 different priorities, and 100 different goals,” the aide said.

The reporter interjected to say, “I’m trying to figure out what’s new and what we should be paying attention to.”

“I don’t want to say what it will be,” the Trump staffer replied.

“Okay, then why are we on this call?” the reporter asked…

Not sure which would have been the more appropriate location for this: Ft Sumter or Appomattox Court House. pic.twitter.com/bIEaMX5m7M

— Billmon (@billmon1) October 22, 2016

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    October 22, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    I just can’t even with Billmon anymore.

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    October 22, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    Wow. She’s a great actress. Nice sense of timing.

  3. 3.

    Yellowdog

    October 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Antietam was the bloodiest battle of the Civil War, not Gettysburg. Shame, shame WaPo!

  4. 4.

    Trentrunner

    October 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Noting for the record that Trumpers at today’s VA rally had both Hillary-as-target on target practice poster, and Hillary’s head on a pike.

    I think this counts as qualitative escalation.

  5. 5.

    scav

    October 22, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    They managed a press event with ever less information than the infomercial for the new Trump Hotel. With the classic making them wait tradition. Going all out with jerking the choke chain on the chained media.

  6. 6.

    NMgal

    October 22, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    OT, reposted from dead thread:

    Mr. NMgal and I voted yesterday at the county courthouse, saints be praised. I would have filled in the scantron bubble next to “Hillary Rodham Clinton/Timothy Michael Kaine” twice, but I had a fresh Sharpie and I didn’t want it to soak through and spoil the ballot. So I just stared at it awhile to savor. Then I carefully filled in the bubbles for every Democrat on offer, including all those running unopposed (a majority of races, it being northern New Mexico). And for all the socialistical bond proposals to benefit libraries and education and other elitist shit.

    I witnessed no ballot handling irregularities like those poor bastards in NC, thank goodness – though if there were it would probably benefit Dems, since our (very rural) county votes like 85% Democrat on a regular basis. Went about 57% for Bernie, in fact. Yes, we are weird, and like it that way. Go Hillary!

  7. 7.

    tofubo

    October 22, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    off T , N joi

    https://youtu.be/gZnronVFyDE

  8. 8.

    Karmus

    October 22, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    @Yellowdog: The ‘Po could have used “bloodiest” instead of “pivotal”, which might have be benefit of being true and incorporates a favorite word. But maybe “bloodiest” sounds $carier or $exier?

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Funny, innit, how he voiced no such concerns regarding NBC for all those years it aired his program?

    Constitutional amendment on day one. Yeah, now pull the other one.

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    @Trentrunner

    Beyond sheeple, they’re creeple.

  11. 11.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    The reporter interjected to say, “I’m trying to figure out what’s new and what we should be paying attention to.”

    Emails!

  12. 12.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    Why are Jessica and Gloria emphasizing this mysterious word “consent”? Did they not hear Rush say that “consent” is a liberal, elitist concept that real men don’t believe in.

  13. 13.

    Ruckus

    October 22, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    @NotMax:
    tRump really does think he’s running for king dictator.

  14. 14.

    patroclus

    October 22, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    Shiloh was pretty bloody too.

  15. 15.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Where did this term limits thing come from anyway? For Trump, i mean. Seems new.

  16. 16.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Baud:
    You see when there are new e-mails that reveal the minutia of running a campaign, that is a drip, drip , drip, whereas when additional women come forward to say that the orange shitgibbon accosted them, if there is no new twist, then it is just boring, been there done that.

  17. 17.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    @NMgal:
    Woo hoo !

  18. 18.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Disaster area, huh? Perhaps FEMA could do something to help the impacted population, maybe set up some camps to house them.

  19. 19.

    msdc

    October 22, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    I think it’s safe to say this was less of a “last stand” at Gettysburg, and more of a Pickett’s Charge.

  20. 20.

    Karmus

    October 22, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    @Karmus: Reverse that. I should have finished my coffee first ;)

  21. 21.

    Schmendrick

    October 22, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Early voting began today in Nevada. I voted in southwest Las Vegas in a mobile voting trailer at a shopping center. Arrived around 1:00 pm local time. There were about 50 people in line when I arrived. I completed voting around 1:20. I think there may have been 75 people waiting by then. No one passing out any voting guides for either party. I had to sign an affidavit promising not to vote twice, since I had previously requested a mail-in ballot. (I expected to leave town yesterday but my trip was delayed.)

    All-in-all it was a non-exciting process (as it should be) except for the satisfaction of voting both for Hillary and against the hamster heedit bampot. (translation: hamster-headed person of low intelligence and hooliganistic tendencies)

  22. 22.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    It’s proof that he’s a “reformer” and an “outsider” who is coming to drain the swamp. The Chuckles of the world say it shows his seriousness. Now if he’ll just stick to that and the rest of his first 100 day agenda he will win 57 states. Unfortunately for him, he led off his very serious policy speech with him threat to sue his accusers and to break up the media entities who are being mean to him by reporting things like his “words”. So unfair !

  23. 23.

    msdc

    October 22, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    @@Yellowdog: Karmus: Gettysburg was the bloodiest battle of the Civil War. Antietam was the bloodiest single day, but Gettysburg lasted three days.

  24. 24.

    Another Scott

    October 22, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: It goes back to the Contract on with America. It’s seemingly designed to reduce the independence of legislators so that they’re dependent on the party leadership. (E.g. prevent powerful people like Arlen Spector from building their own power-base independent of the party leadership.)

    It’s yet another example of Trump’s campaign being nothing more than stupid memes without any thought of how to actually make things better.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  25. 25.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    October 22, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    @Yellowdog: No, Gettysburg had more casualties than any other Civil War battle. Antietam was eighth; it was the bloodiest single day of the war, but that was the only day of the battle, unlike Gettysburg, which lasted three.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    @hovercraft: To be fair, risotto is never boring.

  27. 27.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    @Another Scott: oh, I know that term limits are a stupid meme that plays well in Peoria, I just hadn’t heard Trump say it before.

  28. 28.

    NMgal

    October 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    @hovercraft: Thanks! Felt good. Mr. NMgal was lowkey but I know he took great satisfaction in casting this ballot, as a Clinton fan from 2008 (he’s one of about four white no-college-degree HRC supporters around – “We have meetings,” he said.)

    I found it interesting that, in addition to R and D prez candidates plus the expected Stein/Baraka *spit* and Johnson/Weld (Stoner Gary is literally our neighbor, he owns two houses in the area) tickets, McMullin was one of the choices. NM has a reasonable number of Mormons, is I suppose why. Plus there were a couple more narcissists on the ballot to make themselves feel relevant or whatever.

  29. 29.

    Percysowner

    October 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: My guess is it came when he 1) remembered that he would be term limited and 2) decided he hates, hates, hates Paul Ryan. If he can’t get Ryan out one way, he’ll use this instead.

  30. 30.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    @Baud:

    Now I’m going to have to make risotto. With all this talk about it, I’m craving it bigly.

  31. 31.

    Hawes

    October 22, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Trump? Gettysburg?

    I think what you’re looking for is Dickhead’s Charge.

  32. 32.

    Ian

    October 22, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    While I find Billmon less funny over time, I do not see what you see here.

  33. 33.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    @MomSense:

    It should be on every Democrat’s election day celebration party menu.

  34. 34.

    Ian

    October 22, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    @NotMax:
    I think basket of deplorables is about right.

  35. 35.

    raven

    October 22, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    A&M with the lead!

  36. 36.

    Geoduck

    October 22, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    @Corner Stone: Are you referring to that specific comment, or more generally?

  37. 37.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    @Baud:

    Fantastic idea.

  38. 38.

    Jay C

    October 22, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Where did this term limits thing come from anyway? For Trump, i mean. Seems new.

    Well, the idea isn’t “new”; it’s been a staple of Republican/right-wing proposals for decades – since the Newt Gingrich era, I think – based on the dubious proposition that upright, patriotic American voters (i.e. RWNJs) would overwhelm and replace those deplorably senior liberal Congressmen/Governors/Statehouse Reps if only the latter were termed out in favor of “disinterested” “citizen-lawmakers” (i.e. RWNJs).

  39. 39.

    NotoriousJRT

    October 22, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    @Yellowdog:
    Antietam bloodiest SINGLE day?

  40. 40.

    Kay

    October 22, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Donald Trump plagiarized his best #AlSmithDinner joke (about Melania’s plagiarism) from RollCall cartoon last July.

  41. 41.

    Chip Daniels

    October 22, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    @Baud:
    My election day feast will include arugula with Grey Poupon, washed down with white wine.

    Made by lesbian vinters from a Dept of Ag. grant.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    @MomSense: I have lots of good ideas.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    @Chip Daniels:

    No orange juice?

  44. 44.

    Shell

    October 22, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    Wow, there was so much airing of grievances at Trumps speech, I thought it was Festivus already.

  45. 45.

    Chip Daniels

    October 22, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    @Jay C:
    Even now, rightwing outlets explain that the reason Real True Conservatism didn’t happen under Reagan, or under GWB when they held all three branches of government, was the faithless “career politicians”, who thwarted the goals of cutting the government in half.

  46. 46.

    ruemara

    October 22, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    I’m looking forward to savoring the 2016 vintage of wingnut tears. It looks like a bumper crop harvest, bless the Great Pumpkin’s tiny, incompetent, hands.

  47. 47.

    bystander

    October 22, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    As much as I’m enjoying the smell of Trump slowly turning on the rotisserie, the collateral damage is equally delicious. The eleventh woman accusing Trump of sexual assault just stepped forward. Guess she didn’t hear he’s going to sue them all. No word if they can certify a class and move this to Federal court on a jurisdictional basis.

  48. 48.

    JPL

    October 22, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    @MomSense: One of Podesta’s emails has a good recipe for risotto. You should be able to find it at wiki-leaks.

  49. 49.

    bystander

    October 22, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    @ruemara: Great idea! Pumpkin spice wingnut tears. Sure, it’s seasonal but I hear women love anything that tastes like pumpkin pie.

  50. 50.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Seem like that long awaited “pivot” we’ve been hearing about for the drumpf campaign is coming from….the media

  51. 51.

    Kay

    October 22, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Los Angeles Times ‏@latimes 1h1 hour ago
    This is a letter Trump sent us in 2008. He was upset about an article on Trump University, later threatened to sue.

    The threats of lawsuits are bullshit just like everything else he says. He’s threatening the women hoping more don’t come forward. Doesn’t seem to be working. I’m hoping one of the women taped something- that’s the only thing that stopped Ailes.

    The letter begins “I am worth many billions of dollars…”

    Guffaw. I hope grownups weren’t actually intimidated by these letters.

  52. 52.

    Roger Moore

    October 22, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @Another Scott:

    It’s seemingly designed to reduce the independence of legislators so that they’re dependent on the party leadership.

    The other practical effect is to prevent legislators from developing any real expertise, so they depend more on lobbyists and government agencies to help them make decisions. That’s the argument I usually prefer when arguing against term limits: do you want power in the hands of the people you elect or in the hands of unelected lobbyists and bureaucrats?

  53. 53.

    Mike in NC

    October 22, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    We haven’t watched SNL in years, but will probably tune in tonight to catch Alec Baldwin doing his impression of the Manhattan Mussolini.

  54. 54.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: pretty sure if drumpf were elected the term limits would be applied to any congressperson or senator that didn’t kiss his ring.

  55. 55.

    Truegster

    October 22, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    The cadaver dogs will have to be trained for “Orange Clown”, which under normal circumstances would be hard to to, but since we have an outbreak of Clown Terror a sample should be easy.
    Art needs to be made of Sad Trump in Reclusion, in his tower, no money for the hair treatment, no more Melania, the kids mad because he ruined their brand.

  56. 56.

    James E Powell

    October 22, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Used to follow him on twitter, but he blocked me. No idea why.

    Throughout the primary he was very anti-Clinton. Is that still where he’s at?

  57. 57.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 22, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    @Roger Moore: I’ve read that one effect of the sequester was to strip congress of some of its staff, and that staff members were the ones who developed expertise in various subjects. The article said it was like a lobotomy for congress.

  58. 58.

    Kay

    October 22, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    Last Gallup approval before election, outgoing two-termers:
    DDE 58%
    RWR 51
    WJC 57
    GWB 25
    Today:
    BHO 57

    Hah. Obama beats Saint Reagan. Actually, everyone except GWB beats Saint Reagan.

  59. 59.

    Terry chay

    October 22, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    @Yellowdog: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_costliest_American_Civil_War_land_battles

  60. 60.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    @Kay: I’d hate for that guy to get a third term.

  61. 61.

    Aleta

    October 22, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    Last night someone linked to a video from 2007. Trump on stage, a woman in the audience asks a question and is brought up on stage. He compares himself to an out of control alcoholic around women.

    My roommate sat down next to me while I was watching. Immediately he said “Look, he’s groping her breast.” I hadn’t noticed but I watched again and I think he’s right.

    btw it’s kind of triggering to watch, so be aware

  62. 62.

    PaulW

    October 22, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    It’s his way to give Ryan the middle finger and still sound like a reformist

  63. 63.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    Michael Smerconish has Pat Pitchfork Buchanan on, he is ranting like a loon, the media is biased and it’s because the media has focused so much on Trump’s misdemeanors that they have destroyed Trump’s chances of winning, and what’s more important that or America. MS points out that since ’92 the liberal media no longer exists because you have talk radio, Drudge, Breitbart, or whatever or wherever you want to get your news, Pat comes back with the left and the establishment are stealing the election with their control of the media. He says that Terry MacCauliff gave 200 K criminals the right to vote by executive order, and they’ve opened up the borders brought in millions to change the character of the country, and now middle America and conservatives has no chance to win, what is he supposed to do, stand up and salute? Trump has endured the worst and most savage beating administered by the media, they focus on trivial pursuit, instead of the big things. Oh my.

  64. 64.

    Roger Moore

    October 22, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @Jay C:

    based on the dubious proposition that upright, patriotic American voters (i.e. RWNJs) would overwhelm and replace those deplorably senior liberal Congressmen/Governors/Statehouse Reps if only the latter were termed out in favor of “disinterested” “citizen-lawmakers” (i.e. RWNJs).

    I think part of it reflected specific conditions in the South. There were a number of old-school Democrats (e.g. Sam Nunn) who were able to hold onto elected office based on personal popularity even as their states trended more and more Republican. I think the plan was to force them out of office with term limits under the assumption that their replacements would be Republicans. Of course they should also have been thinking about some of the old-school Northeast Republicans like Olympia Snowe who were in the opposite situation, but ignoring that kind of thing is typical Gingrichian thinking.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    October 22, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @hovercraft: Rachel used to call him Uncle Pat.

  66. 66.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Wow. She’s a great actress. Nice sense of timing.

    To whom are you referring? Have gone all through the post. Anne Laurie, Jenna Johnson, and Kellyanne Conway are (as far as I can tell) the only female names listed — and none of those names makes sense in context of “actress” and “timing.”

  67. 67.

    kindness

    October 22, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    We all get there won’t be a Brooks Brothers riot after the results are announced. More like a rage riot of the undesireables. Most of whom own no Brooks Brothers at all.

  68. 68.

    Squid696

    October 22, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @Yellowdog: Antietam was the bloodiest day, not bloodiest battle.

  69. 69.

    Taylor

    October 22, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Kay: Reagan had the stink of Iran-Contra on him at the end….and his rambling testimony that was the first public clue that he had issues……

  70. 70.

    Roger Moore

    October 22, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Manhattan Mussolini

    That’s “Ill Douche” to you, bub.

  71. 71.

    lamh36

    October 22, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    I really do enjoy watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol…one of the few movies I like Jeremy Renner in. Even as Hawekeye, I’m like Meh.

  72. 72.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    @Mike in NC:
    I only watch during the run-up to the presidential elections. Tina Fey made it worth it in ’08, last time it was meh, this year much better. They will have a couple more weeks of improved ratings, and then fall off a cliff. If you are going to watch Weekend Update sometimes has some amusing content, but you have to wait till after midnight, so I recommend a DVR.

  73. 73.

    Mike in dc

    October 22, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Jessica Drake is the latest accuser. She showed a picture of the two of them together. Came across as highly credible.
    At this rate there will be more than 20 groping accusations and 20+ stories of inappropriate conduct by election day. That’s the lower end of a Cosby unit. I don’t think the stories will stop after election day, either.

  74. 74.

    lamh36

    October 22, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    So apparently they had an old skool mutha…mutha…house party at the White House. We will most certainly never see the like of the Obama White House again.

    @WordOnRd 7h7 hours ago
    President Obama was dancing to Drake last night at their final musical night at The White House.

    Short clip: @WordOnRd
    President Obama dancing to “Hotline Bling” last night at The White House.

  75. 75.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    @sukabi:
    Term limits, hah! He would fire them, then his staff would have to pull him aside to explain for the 64 time that he does not have the authority to fire congresscritters.

  76. 76.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Drumpf should have done his “speech” at Little Bighorn…. seems a bit more apropo for coming events.

  77. 77.

    scav

    October 22, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Actually, why are people going for the big, consequential civil wat battles for this speech? Some overhyped or absurdly dooned skirmish is more like. Rather like the Battle of Palmetto Ranch, only sillier.

  78. 78.

    lamh36

    October 22, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    @Mike in dc: Right…but ya already can bet they will be ready and willing to use her porn past to discredit her, but then you are STILL left with Donald Trump..and his porn buddies…

    As we know, they love their porn, but they don’t like folks to know about their love of porn

  79. 79.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    John Harwood ‏@JohnJHarwood

    senior GOP Senate strategist: “Trump now tied in Indiana. down 11 in PA and 14 in NH. going down hard”

    0 replies 1,379 retweets 2,145 likes

    When a bubble collapses it’s really ugly – all the suckers stampeding to the exits.

  80. 80.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 22, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    “if he’s not elected, the movement comes to an end.”

    And our country can get off the toilet and breathe a sigh of relief.

  81. 81.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    Phil Hull ‏@philhull 8h8 hours ago

    I just voted early in Indiana. Huge lines when they opened at10 a.m. Not many Trump voters near me in line.

    0 replies 127 retweets 300 likes

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    MomSense

    October 22, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    @Baud:

    That’s why I’m always team Baud even though I didn’t write in your name.

  83. 83.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    John Harwood ‏@JohnJHarwood

    Trump giving uncharacteristically sedate version of conspiracy theories targeting Dems/DNC, Amazon/WashPost, Comcast/NBC, FBI/Justice Dept

    0 replies 122 retweets 167 likes

  84. 84.

    Roger Moore

    October 22, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    @sukabi:

    Drumpf should have done his “speech” at Little Bighorn…. seems a bit more apropo for coming events.

    Just remember which side’s supporters like waving Confederate flags.

  85. 85.

    GregB

    October 22, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    TrumPence Charge.

  86. 86.

    p.a.

    October 22, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch: May he take the rest of the sewage down with him. If Dems take the House I can save $; won’t need the blue pills for a while… sorry, TMI??

  87. 87.

    James E Powell

    October 22, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    But in Virginia, he says if he’s not elected, “the movement comes to an end.

    I mean, what are they gonna say when he’s gone? ‘Cause he dies when it dies, when it dies, he dies! What are they gonna say about him? He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bull shit man!

  88. 88.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Gallup Presidential Poll — Oct 22, 2016

    Barack Obama

    Approve………..57%
    Disapprove……40%
    ———————————————————–

    Gallup Presidential Poll — Oct 22, 2008

    George W. Bush

    Approve………..25%
    Disapprove……70%
    ———————————————————–

    *

    *

    but, but, but….. this is a change election!

  89. 89.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 22, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    National Trumpism comes to and end with his demise. Well. I wonder how the peasants are taking this message.

  90. 90.

    JPL

    October 22, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: If only!

  91. 91.

    Schlemazel

    October 22, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    For those who want to see the Hamilton! special from PBS HERE is the link to stream it online

  92. 92.

    lahke

    October 22, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    hi, folks. For those wondering if Don Giovanni worth it, yes indeedy. (didn’t check all the comments, so siohban may have reported back already. sorry if this is repetitive. ) Simon Keenlysides was great, but sounded a little off the rails at intermission interview. Started off with the theme of the opera being personal liberty, even to be a gropy, rapey schmuck while defying the world and the devil, and then veered off to concerns about non-western values being something we might not want to adopt.

    On the other hand, sure beat the usual boring interview. And you have to give him credit for singing Winston Smith in the opera they made of 1984.

  93. 93.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 22, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @Schlemazel: Thank you, thank you!

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    Schmendrick

    October 22, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @Schmendrick: I should also add that according to Nevada law (NRS 293.270) I was not allowed to write in Baud, who was not on the ballot. I could have voted “none of the above”, but that just didn’t have the same feel.

  95. 95.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    I’ve read that one effect of the sequester was to strip congress of some of its staff, and that staff members were the ones who developed expertise in various subjects. The article said it was like a lobotomy for congress.

    It started before that with the Gingrich revolution, but it became especially stupid during the Bush years when the Congressional Research Service, which is congresses in house think tank, full of people who are you know “experts” on policy, provided things like facts that they didn’t like since they showed that they had no idea what they were talking about. They have been slowly killing the service ever since.
    Gingrich killed

    The Office of Technology Assessment (OTA) was an office of the United States Congress from 1972 to 1995. OTA’s purpose was to provide Congressional members and committees with objective and authoritative analysis of the complex scientific and technical issues of the late 20th century, i.e. technology assessment. It was a leader in practicing and encouraging delivery of public services in innovative and inexpensive ways, including early involvement in the distribution of government documents through electronic publishing. Its model was widely copied around the world.

    During my first few years at the agency, 2003 through 2006, it was not unusual for agency analysts to write thoughtful pieces on governance issues for reputable newspapers and journals. Doing so was lauded by the agency, not least because members of Congress read op-eds. A number of professional journals listed CRS specialists on their editorial board. In my first few years, I wrote on governance topics for outside publication, and joined the editorial board of the Public Administration Review.

    That environment changed abruptly in 2006. That year, Louis Fisher made comments to a reporter about the limitations of the whistle-blower protection law. It ought to have been a shrug-worthy comment, especially as the facts indicated that agencies defeated whistle-blowers in court almost every time. But someone in Congress took offense and complained. A media circus ensued, and the Internet lit up with anger. In the end, the agency transferred Fisher out of his job and into another agency within the Library of Congress. We had lost a valuable and productive colleague. Congressional requests that would have gone to him were routed to others at the CRS with much less experience.

    The CRS’s blood was in the water, and more attacks came. Many of us were particularly shocked when Michigan Representative Pete Hoekstra, then chairman of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, rebuked the agency. A CRS expert had written a confidential memorandum on wiretapping, concluding that the executive branch probably had not given Congress as much notification as the law required. Hoekstra told the CRS that it had no business writing about the topic. It was remarkable: the CRS’s expert had warned Congress that the executive branch might be taking advantage of the legislature, and a powerful member of Congress had essentially replied, “Shut up.”

    Agency management found this new operating environment both bewildering and a bit terrifying. The CRS gets all of its funding from Congress, and management had not forgotten that a decade earlier Congress, led by Newt Gingrich, had slashed the budget of the Government Accountability Office and abolished the Office of Technology Assessment. The CRS clamped down on its analysts talking to the media, and forbade the distribution of CRS reports to anyone who was not a member of Congress or an employee of the legislature.

    So yes the sequester cost them staffers, but those staffers are partisan hacks, the loss of the OTA and the suffocation of the CRS are where the greatest harm to the nation has occurred.

  96. 96.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch: it is, we’re putting on our “Big Girl Panties”…

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    debbie

    October 22, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @Baud:

    I have lots of good ideas.

    Pity you didn’t try running for office with those good ideas.

  98. 98.

    Shana

    October 22, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @Hawes: “Dickhead’s Charge” You win.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    October 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    @hovercraft: Too bad about the old Nazi. My heart pumps buttermilk for him.

    Die in searing pain, you holocaust denying sack of shit.

  100. 100.

    debbie

    October 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    I watched it last night. It was great!

  101. 101.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza

    If Obama’ approval rating is 57%, per new Gallup poll, this is not really a change election (despite the high “wrong track” number).

    4:54 PM – 22 Oct 2016
    0 replies 200 retweets 360 likes

    It only took two years for these “geniuses” to finally figure this out.

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    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    Mel Gibson @AntiSemite

    I think Curt Schilling would make a great Senator

    0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes

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    MazeDancer

    October 22, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    In childhood, I lived in a town that was a Civil War battleground. Tens of thousands slaughtered. Civil War battles were full of carnage because they were fought old style – in lines, get close to your enemy – with new fangled weapons, the power guns of the time. It was like firing AK-47’s from derringer range. Slaughter.

    Trump standing on hallowed ground, made so by power guns, adamant he would erase school gun-free zones was repulsive.

    Also repulsive: Peter Navarro, Trump policy guy. Just saw him on PMJoy. Creepy at a whole new level of creepy. Kind of Igor, dungeon keeper creepy. He has a Harvard PhD. Joy Reid graduated from Harvard. Neither of them mentioned the academic overlap. Thinking Harvard might only want to claim one, though have never her speak of them.

  104. 104.

    debbie

    October 22, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Trump plagiarized it from the Tea Party. We have the Tea Party to thank for term limits, which are responsible for the dumbing down of politics. With showpieces like Joe Wilson and Louie Gohmert, term limits should be expunged from all records. Let the voters be the ones to decide who should leave and who should stay.

  105. 105.

    NonyNony

    October 22, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch:

    If Obama’ approval rating is 57%, per new Gallup poll, this is not really a change election (despite the high “wrong track” number).

    It only took two years for these “geniuses” to finally figure this out.

    It would be really nice if news agencies would hire pollsters to actually ask a follow-up question on the “wrong track” number. As in “if you think the country is on the wrong track, who do you think deserves primary blame?”

    My suspicion is that Congress would be number 1 with a bullet. Followed by the media. Obama might only make the top 3 because of the Republican base.

  106. 106.

    Roger Moore

    October 22, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @Baud:

    I have lots of good ideas.

    But do you have the best ideas, we’ve never seen ideas so good?

  107. 107.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    @lahke:

    Thanks for this! Yes, I commented one thread down (#108-109) in response to a question from Mnemosyne and a comment from Jim, Foolish Literalist.

    I’m a big fan of Simon Keenlyside, and while his intermission comments were, shall we say, not the usual fare of “how I approach the character and keep it fresh after xxx performances and how does my performance change depending on who my Donna Anna is,” I have to say I found his comments intriguing. He was a zoology major (“read” zoology) at Cambridge before turning to music, so he brings an interesting perspective to the evolutionary and historical context of Mozart’s “social commentary” operas. Two or three minutes of a Met intermission probably wasn’t the right time or place for him to start the conversation, but I’d love to get him over a few glasses of wine holding forth. It’s a fascinating discussion, I think.

  108. 108.

    Vhh

    October 22, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    @msdc: true. Everything after Picketts was downhill fir the Confederacy.

  109. 109.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 22, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    Civil War battles were full of carnage because they were fought old style – in lines, get close to your enemy – with new fangled weapons, the power guns of the time.

    In the American Civil War, Napoleonic tactics were used, but the catch is, the weapons had far outstripped that tactical model, which is why the battles were so bloody. By the end of the war, a preview of trench warfare as it would be seen in The Great War was introduced. The reason for being so close to the enemy in the Napoleonic era was that the weapons used were subject to misfires, which reduced the overall effect of a volley. Breach loading weapons, often with metal cartridges, changed that dynamic, and the firepower of an infantry formation increased dramatically.

  110. 110.

    PsiFighter37

    October 22, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    I am in Portland, Maine and have seen a ton of Gary Johnson signs, one Trump sign, and no Hillary signs. I know they don’t really matter, but the Libertarian love suggests that the Berniebros here never got a clue.

  111. 111.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Yeebus. The Trump First 100 Days Plan, what a bag of crap. The one thing I was worried about with Trump was he would have the discipline and focus to work up a bogus progressive (but really reactionary white apartheid populist welfare state) economic plan. So, let us see what we have here.

    SUE the crummy dames what accused him of sexual assault
    A few weak sauce slogans stolen from Sanders.

    The rest of it is a laundry list of reactionary, plutocratic and dishonest recycled GOP BS. And of that, what is not recycled, but new, is truly awful and counter productive, like federal term limits, which coupled with the standard and not very enforceable time outs for lobbying dough, is as likely to increase corruption and eliminate it.

    I haven’t liked the way the campaign has gone, but maybe it was for the best. Corporate media had an excuse to take accusations of sexual assault, hilariously inflated voter fraud claims, threats to disregard the election results no matter what the grounds, and (at least some of the) Trump financial scams seriously, which meant maximum damage to Trump. Probably, they would have recognized the standard reactionary plutocratic GOP policy proposals in Trumps first 100 days bullcrap, and tried to peddle it to the population rather than report it out. Gland Donny didn’t get around to unveiling this bag-o-shit until now, after it is too late.

    Let’s GOTV, contribute, and vote and hope for the best.

  112. 112.

    Shana

    October 22, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @NonyNony: I’ve always been kind of conflicted about how to answer those “wrong track” questions from pollsters. I like Obama (obviously) and what he’s tried to do over his 2 terms, but hate what the GOP in Congress has been doing, or rather not doing, during that period. So who’s track are they asking about really?

    ETA your second comment on the issue was what I was trying to say.

  113. 113.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    @Roger Moore: Baud, ideas? No.

    Finding half finished beers behind the 7-11, Baud’s your guy.

  114. 114.

    SFAW

    October 22, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    But do you have the best ideas, we’ve never seen ideas so good?

    Are they so good that we’ll get tired of good-idea-ing?

  115. 115.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Trump in 2013: We must ‘leave borders behind’ because future of US ‘depends on a cohesive global economy’

    Donald Trump, who has championed anti-free-trade and hardline immigration rhetoric on the 2016 presidential campaign trail, had a starkly different tone about globalization in a 2013 op-ed published on CNN’s website.

    The Republican presidential nominee, writing about how Europe was a “terrific place” for investment, argued at the time that the 2008 recession had made it clear “the global economy has become truly that — global.”

    Trump wrote that “cultures and economics are intertwined” in today’s society, and that it was necessary to “work with each other for the benefit of all.”

    Pivot.

  116. 116.

    SFAW

    October 22, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    @Vhh:

    Everything after Picketts was downhill fir the Confederacy.

    Thank God for ol’ Bobby Lee!

  117. 117.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    mike murphy ‏@murphymike

    Trump shifting to bitter vengeance for loss mode. #EnemiesList #BunkerTalk #ThunderOfDistantRedArmyArtilleryGrowingEverCloser

    0 replies 48 retweets 102 likes

  118. 118.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 22, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Damn post about Gettysburg destroyed by BJ going catatonic for DNS purposes after hitting the “post comment” button.

    OK here we go again:

    While many argue that from a military standpoint, Vicksburg was more important than Gettysburg, the fact is that Gettysburg took place near DC and the entire purpose of the campaign was political, to score a major victory on Union soil to establish that the Confederacy was politically viable. Winning that battle, with British and French attaches watching, would have opened up the possibility of British and/or French recognition of the Richmond regime. Failure spelt doom for the Confederacy, it was only a matter of time before the anaconda strategy ended things.

    Rhett Butler was right.

  119. 119.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Jon Ralston ‏@RalstonReports

    I can’t believe Trump plagiarized that part of Lincoln’s speech where he said he was going to sue his accusers after the war.

    0 replies 280 retweets 606 likes

  120. 120.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I’m looking forward to seeing it on Wednesday. A few of my friends went today and loved it.

  121. 121.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 22, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch: Downfall becomes more and more the model for how this all ends.

  122. 122.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch: Trump has been on every side of so many issues that it is hard to keep track. Only constants I know of are

    1) treating foreign policy, defense treaties and allies, as a shakedown and extortion scheme
    2) die-hard racial and ethnic bigotry.

    Everything else is up for grabs. Why anyone would believe Trump’s supposed policy stances on anything is beyond me.

    The day after election, I can afford to wax nostalgic for the entertainment lost because of the Trump defeat. For example, I imagine a Trump ‘win on the nuclear’ crash program, which would probably include ceremonial weighing of US nuclear warheads to publicly certify that they are bigger and heavier and classier than other countries’ nuclear warheads. And then ceremonial application of a gold Trump coat of arms. that would be way cool to watch on the TV.

    Until we can afford nostalgia though, everyone participate some way in GOTV, contribute, and vote.

  123. 123.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch:

    Lincoln’s speech where he said he was going to sue his accusers after the war.

    Wasn’t that in the Cooper Union speech?

  124. 124.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Second Inaugural.

  125. 125.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    @jl:

    Sorry, meant to type:

    ” is as likely to increase corruption THAN TO eliminate it. “

  126. 126.

    TriassicSands

    October 22, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    In his speech Saturday, Trump listed more than two dozen things that he wants to do, including amending the Constitution to create term limits in Congress,

    Once again Trump reveals his profound ignorance of the way the US government works and the contents of the Constitution.

    The president has no role in amending the Constitution. Both houses of Congress have to vote by a 2/3 majority to pass an amendment. Then, 3/4 of the state legislatures have to pass the amendment. That means that Trump has to get 2/3 of the House and 2/3 of the Senate to vote to term limit themselves. While the TeaBaggers may be willing to support such an amendment, it seems very unlikely that only 1/3 of each house would oppose Trump’s amendment.

    The other means to propose a constitutional amendment is by a vote of 2/3 of the state legislatures calling for a constitutional convention. None of the 27 amendments has been passed by the convention route. Most politicians rightly fear holding a convention — once the convention is called it is open season on the Constitution. In this case, the convention would not be limited to the term limits amendment. There could be an amendment proposed to end Citizens United or to rescind the 2nd Amendment or anything else the crazies at the convention wanted to propose. Risky business.

    Trump has repeatedly criticized Clinton for not changing this law or that law when she was a senator. He acts as though senators can enact legislation unilaterally. Trump did that in both the 2nd and 3rd debates and for some reason Clinton didn’t respond by pointing out Trump’s complete ignorance of the way laws are passed. Trump also behaves as though the president can do whatever she or he wants to do. Apparently he thinks he will be able to make any change he wants through executive order or more likely he thinks it will be through Presidential Edict. The man’s an idiot.

  127. 127.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Isn’t there a famous passage about suing all the crummy dames what smeared him in George Washington’s Farewell Address? So hard to keep track of the illustrious precedents for the Trump campaign.

  128. 128.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: How could I forget.

    With malice toward none, with charity for all; but I’m gona sue those motherfuckers.

  129. 129.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2

    Hillary’s first 100 days:
    ✓Immigration reform
    ✓Invest in jobs
    ✓Min wage raise
    ✓Campaign finance reform

    Trump’s:
    ✓Sue women for revenge

    Retweets
    686
    Likes
    972

    12:48 PM – 22 Oct 2016

  130. 130.

    lahke

    October 22, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    I keep trying to get my friends to read BJ. Now I can tell them it’s a political, animal-rescue, opera-loving recipe blog?

  131. 131.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @jl: I thought that was the one about picking up women by grabbing their crotches. It’s how he “scored” Martha.

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: It just flows, doesn’t it?

  132. 132.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    @lahke: Do you hate your friends?

  133. 133.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    Apparently he thinks he will be able to make any change he wants through executive order

    Well, Obama’s done that.

    /RWNJ

  134. 134.

    Ruckus

    October 22, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @TriassicSands:
    tRump isn’t running for president, he is running for king dictator.

    ETA He’s so dumb he doesn’t even know how you normally get to be a dictator.

  135. 135.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    The mystic chords of memory (and I’m very proud to announce a special Trump Inauguration special issue of Trump Mystic Chords will be on sale soon) stretching from every Trump resort and golf course to every MAGA cap (special inaugural memorial versions on sale now) all over this top terrific and classiest country, will yet swell, yeah, that is what I mean, really swell and terrific, The Best, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature, who will tell you that I am a winner, I alone will make us win, and if you don’t listen you’re a loser and a dummy, and if you make trouble, look forward to hearing from my lawyers from the department of justice, asshole.

    Edit: sorry not a good Trump imitation, I don’t have time to translate it all into fourth grade English right now.

  136. 136.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    @Ruckus: Yes, but will there be sharp looking black uniforms with double lightning bolts?

  137. 137.

    Ian

    October 22, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @debbie:
    The Colorado GOP did the whole term limits and tax-refunds into the state constitution about 30 years ago. Has not worked out well for the state or for the state GOP.

  138. 138.

    Groucho48

    October 22, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    Trump’s first day in office:

    FIRST, Rename the White House to The Trump White House
    SECOND, Order up some gold paint. LOTS of gold paint
    THIRD, Hire the BEST designers to build a 9 hole golf course in the back yard. Start hawking memberships.
    FOURTH, Fire all the cooks and have all TWH meals catered by Trump Enterprises
    FIFTH, Retire Air Force One and have the government lease his jet for his use.
    SIXTH, Have Clinton, Paul Ryan, Elizabeth Warren, Obama, Jeb!, and various reporters arrested and sent to Guantanamo.

  139. 139.

    Ruckus

    October 22, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Gold lame with shit brindle brown capital T on the back.

  140. 140.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @Groucho48: Trump’s on record saying that AF-1 isn’t classy enough.

  141. 141.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    If we’ve learned one thing about Donald Trump this election, it’s that he’s a sore loser. Which is why Salma Hayek’s story about what happened when she refused to date Trump is entirely credible.

    Hayek was interviewed on Spanish-language radio show El Show del Mandril, and when the host asked if she believed the allegations of sexual assault made against Trump, Hayek said she believed the accusers based on her personal experience with the candidate early in her career.

    “When I met that man, I had a boyfriend, and he tried to become his friend to get my home telephone number. He got my number and he would call me to invite me out,” she said, according to BuzzFeed.

    But Hayek rejected Trump’s advances even when she was single, which Trump took as the ultimate insult. Trump then used the classic pick-up artist tactic of “negging”—insulting a romantic prospect to make them vulnerable to your advances.

    “Someone told the National Enquirer—I’m not going to say who, because you know that whatever he wants to come out comes out in the National Enquirer. It said that he wouldn’t go out with me because I was too short,” she said.

    The story doesn’t end there, though.

    “Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,'” Hayek said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him so people wouldn’t think that’s why he wouldn’t go out with me.”

    Trump, however, had no such luck. He even tried to buy a date with Hayek, using Trump Foundation funds to purchase a $120,000 luxury trip that included dinner with the actress.

    But Trump never went on the trip. He probably stayed at home pouting.

    (Esquire)

  142. 142.

    Mike G

    October 22, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    “the movement comes to an end.”

    And then you flush and wash your hands.

  143. 143.

    Woodrowfan

    October 22, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    when Trump’s team revealed Gettysburg had been chosen as the location of the tour kickoff because the candidate believes Abraham Lincoln is an important figure in GOP history.

    YA THINK??!!! Jesus.

  144. 144.

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    October 22, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Media is calling it the Grievanceburg address.

    Nobody should be sitting idly by letting a presidential candidate threaten to sue his sexual assault accusers. He’s already stepped over the line on muliple occasions but that is going even further.

    I hope people go after him legally from all directions and cost him a fortune after all of this.

  145. 145.

    raven

    October 22, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: And then there was the Battle of Atlanta. The Confederates tale Legget’s Hill and Lincoln could have easily lost the election.

  146. 146.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Salon: Michael Steele says Donald Trump’s campaign “captured that racist underbelly … of American life” – Steele becomes the fourth former RNC chair to unendorse Trump, who “gave voice to” America’s “racist underbelly” by Brendan Gauthier

  147. 147.

    NCSteve

    October 22, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @Yellowdog: It’s the great “depends on how you measure it” of the Civil War. Antietam was the single bloodiest day in American history, but the three day Battle of Gettysburg was the single bloodiest battle of the war and the bloddiest ever fought on North American soil.

  148. 148.

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    October 22, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @Ian: Funnier than that 3rd party conversation guy Erickson or whatever.

  149. 149.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    question of the day from the Washington Post:

    Has Trump transformed America or just revealed it?

  150. 150.

    Shalimar

    October 22, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @jl: What we need come November 9th is a good situation comedy series, Drumpf In Charge. Scott Baio can co-star as a different cabinet official each week. Lots of potential plots in fictional Donald destroying everything he touches.

  151. 151.

    NCSteve

    October 22, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    The legal defense fund GoFundMe page for those women will meet its goal in half an hour.

    There is nothing about him that isn’t loathsome, but among the loathsome things is the way he uses the legal system as a means of using his money to bully and harm those who he has wronged.

  152. 152.

    Shana

    October 22, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    @lahke: Don’t forget rampant Hamilton fandom.

  153. 153.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @germy: I think I got the link for that quote, Is this the one? That goofball Steele only now unendorsing Trump? From what he has been saying and writing, I assumed Steele had jumped off the sinking GOP loon ship long ago. Why TF would Steele have stayed on board so long? They dumped and smeared him for the likes of frat doofus Priebus, who has made Steele look like a fricken genius.

    Michael Steele says Donald Trump’s campaign “captured that racist underbelly … of American life”
    Salon, Friday Oct 21, 2017 (!?)

    Michael Steele has officially joined the scores of influential Republicans vowing not to vote for Donald Trump in the upcoming presidential election.

    http://www.salon.com/2016/10/21/michael-steele-says-donald-trumps-campaign-captured-that-racist-underbelly/

  154. 154.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    That photo of Uday or Qusay (I can never remember which one is which) holding up the severed elephant’s tail is beginning to seem strangely prophetic.

  155. 155.

    David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch

    October 22, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @germy: Steele just figured that out – not 5 years ago during the height of birtherism?

    Steele is only doing this now cuz he trying to get on the last life boat before the Trumptanic breaks in half and completely sinks.

  156. 156.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @jl:

    Why TF would Steele have stayed on board so long?

    I wondered that myself. What was the “last straw” for him?

  157. 157.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    @Mary G: Should be a Toles cartoon. The sons holding up the severed tail while Toles’ GOP elephant character looks on in horror, both hands behind his back covering his ass.

  158. 158.

    jl

    October 22, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch: @germy: Well, you stare into stupid and weird long enough,stupid and weird stares back at you. Probably hopeless to figure out why those people do what they do. The very thought that Steele is one of the smarter saner GOPers should be clue to just not try to figure them out.

  159. 159.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    Buoyed by rising polls, Clinton shifts to a new target: the House and Senate

  160. 160.

    JPL

    October 22, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @Groucho48: It’s Scion White House. It’s just a sprout of what he’s use to.

  161. 161.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 22, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @Chip Daniels:Tacos from a Latin market in my area.

  162. 162.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @MomSense:

    Glad you are going! I’ll reiterate my one piece of advice to Mnem downstairs: make sure you visit the restroom before the opera starts. Act One is a good two hours before intermission starts.

  163. 163.

    Ken

    October 22, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    if he’s not elected, “the movement comes to an end.”

    I’m sure he’s just planning to convert the movement into a TV channel, but does that sound a bit, well, Jonestown to anyone else?

  164. 164.

    lahke

    October 22, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: misery loves company? sorry for the no-caps. cats on the keyboard again.
    sounds like that song……https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c

  165. 165.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @lahke:

    Now I can tell them it’s a political, animal-rescue, opera-loving, gardening, American football, soccer football, health care/insurance, national security, international espionage, music, film, art, authors-in-our-midst, vegan, home-repair, car-buying, filthy-mouthed recipe blog?

    ETFY (Expanded That For Ya)

  166. 166.

    raven

    October 22, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Cubbies gettin to him early!

  167. 167.

    Schlemazel

    October 22, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    Yes, Vicksburg was the stake in the heart of the bastards, they were a dead mob walking after that. It was only a matter of time before the rest of the rotten corpse stopped twitching. Gettysburg got the attention because it was near all the big shots & media. It continued to get all the attention because of the lost cause bullshit idea that somehow winning would have brought England in on their side. There is nothing that would have done that but those people want to believe in fairy tails.

  168. 168.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Now I can tell them it’s a political, animal-rescue, opera-loving, gardening, American football, soccer football, health care/insurance, national security, international espionage, music, film, art, authors-in-our-midst, vegan, home-repair, car-buying, filthy-mouthed, recipe, family blog?

    ETFY

  169. 169.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: it’s really more of a car-abandoning-in-meadow blog than a car-buying blog.

  170. 170.

    Schlemazel

    October 22, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    @Ken:
    At this point I’d be mostly OK if a lot of his followers did the Jonestown punch bowl when he loses. It would be better than the revenge fantasies they seem to want to act out.

  171. 171.

    raven

    October 22, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @efgoldman: New one today, Jessica Drake, adult film star!

  172. 172.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    You’re right. Also, a mustard-losing thing. And a falling-through-the-planks/injuring-self-whilst-naked-mopping thing.

  173. 173.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @lamh36:

    So apparently they had an old skool mutha…mutha…house party at the White House. We will most certainly never see the like of the Obama White House again.

    This is the sort of thing that the beltway types hate, all the cool kids were invited to the WH for a party, but they were not invited. They are the gatekeepers dammit. They want to in with the cool kids too. He doesn’t invite them to his parties, and he turns down their invites, in other words he’s uppity.

  174. 174.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: What? There’s no taco truck on your corner? SAD!

  175. 175.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch:
    RIGGED, RIGGED, I tell you those are not real poll numbers.

  176. 176.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    All you ME CD2 junkies out there will be happy to hear the latest poll now shows Hillary will a slim 2 point lead, but this is a big comeback from her 14 point deficit 6 weeks ago.

    She’s gonna take it.

  177. 177.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @raven:

    New one today, Jessica Drake, adult film star!

    Offered her $10,000 to go back to his room.

  178. 178.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @Ken: he’s burning thru whatever resources and people would help him fund that adventure…he’s probably going to be spending considerable time and resources fighting off his kids, shareholders for control of his existing properties….

  179. 179.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @hovercraft: It’s high school again. There are the official “cool kids” and there are the kids who are actually cool. The msm sees itself as the arbiter of the “cool kids” and they didn’t pick the Obamas. The Obamas never gave a fuck because they had no interest in being officially “cool.” They simply went on being naturally cool.

  180. 180.

    cynthia ackerman

    October 22, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @Mike G: So smooth.

  181. 181.

    sukabi

    October 22, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: as FLOTUS said to Colbert, if you have to ask if you’ve got swag, you DON’T.

  182. 182.

    germy

    October 22, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: A few days ago I saw Charlie Rose on some panel discussion. He mentioned Hillary’s life of “privilege” and I remembered that Charlie has his own table at “21”

  183. 183.

    hovercraft

    October 22, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @David ?▶️Bad Hombres▶️? Koch:
    I saw an analyst say somewhere that the right/wrong was more of an indictment of congress and the gridlock in DC. The public blames everyone in DC for the gridlock, but unfortunately for the GOP they are a bunch of loons, so even though they constantly point the finger at the President, he seems reasonable and likable, so they get the bulk of the blame. The silver lining for them has been that gerrymandering and incumbency has protected them. So if the wave does materialize, this will indeed be a change election.

    ETA: @NonyNony, you beat me to it.

  184. 184.

    Jeffro

    October 22, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @Mike G: L O L

  185. 185.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 22, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: There is a halal truck, does that count?

  186. 186.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: And as the cliche goes, first they were picked on for not joining the Cool Kids, but eventually everyone saw how Cool they were, and now they’re King and Queen of Cool.

  187. 187.

    Jeffro

    October 22, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: wouldn’t that be great if both HRC and PBO had taco trucks stop by The White House gate and Brooklyn headquarters on election Eve?

  188. 188.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Sorry, no. The man said taco trucks on every corner.

  189. 189.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Jeffro: YES! Make it so taco truck dudes(and dudettes).

  190. 190.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any mobile purveyors of yummy food.

  191. 191.

    schrodinger's cat

    October 22, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Then send one my way!

  192. 192.

    Jay C

    October 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    There is a halal truck, does that count?

    Creeping Shariah!!!!

  193. 193.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Now I can tell them it’s a political, animal-rescue, opera-loving, gardening, American football, soccer football, health care/insurance, national security, international espionage, music, film, art, authors-in-our-midst, vegan, home-repair, car-buying, filthy-mouthed, recipe, family, Aristocrats blog?

    FETFY (Further ETFY)

  194. 194.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    I’m getting Cambodian in Oakland! Yum.

  195. 195.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I think we finally have it covered.

  196. 196.

    Ken

    October 22, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’m pretty sure that the original meant it to be taken literally, since it was part of an anti-immigrant rant. Let me google… the oracle says it was by Marco Gutierrez, founder (and possibly sole member of) Latinos for Trump. Wonder what he has for dinner every night – pizza? Chow mein?

  197. 197.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Ken: I think you may have missed my reference.

  198. 198.

    lollipopguild

    October 22, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: We need a new version of the Twilight Zone to have an episode where Trump is walking home from a bar one night and he is followed/stalked by Taco Trucks!

  199. 199.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: No, it was meant quite literally. The dude who said it was a Latino Trump supporter who said it within the context of the pervasiveness of Latino culture.

  200. 200.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I give up.

  201. 201.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I’m Anglo, I don’t have any power over the taco trucks.

  202. 202.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @lollipopguild: Creepy taco trucks! And when Donald finally confronts them they have chimichangas for fingers and a corn tortilla for a mouth.

  203. 203.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @redshirt: Hmmm, that sounds tasty; though I prefer flour tortillas.

  204. 204.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: no, the taco trucks have power over you! They’re a very dominating culture!

  205. 205.

    Shana

    October 22, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @germy: So now there’s attempted prostitution on top of all the other crap? Nice moves Donnie.

  206. 206.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Exactly, now I’m hungry.

  207. 207.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Shana: I hope you mean that he solicited the services of an escort; not the other way around.

    ETA: Anyone know if Costco has Brain Bleach™? I may need the family size for the next 2 1/2 weeks.

  208. 208.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: every corner, man. If we don’t stop Hillary you’ll spend the rest of your life wanting tacos.*

    *not guaranteed to be different from current projections

  209. 209.

    Denali

    October 22, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Schmelzel,

    Thanks for the link to Hamilton! Just watched it-Wow!

  210. 210.

    Jeffro

    October 22, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @Denali: amazing isn’t it? all that hard work really paid off – couldn’t be happier for everyone involved

  211. 211.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Corn is so much better than flour. Let’s fight!

  212. 212.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Did we talk about this? Creepy clown blown up after being chased into jungle full of land mines

  213. 213.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Jeebus, what the heck is going on? This is a worldwide phenomena now?

    This is going to be end of clowns as we know them.

  214. 214.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @redshirt: hopefully Adam can put this on the front page so that we can all be informed of the spread of this epidemic.

  215. 215.

    Tokyokie

    October 22, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @Yellowdog: Antietam was the bloodiest single day of fighting during the Civil War, but Gettysburg was the bloodiest battle, lasting three days.

  216. 216.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Tokyokie: You’re like the 6th person to mention this.

  217. 217.

    Pest Bog Mummy, Frakensteinbeck

    October 22, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @hovercraft:

    even though they constantly point the finger at the President, he seems reasonable and likable, so they get the bulk of the blame.

    And this is why Obama offering the olive branch to the GOP through the vast majority of his presidency was genius, not naivete. On the chance they would cooperate, he gets more done. If they don’t, he looks like an adult and they look like children. It’s also morally right. There is no downside except not meeting the anger requirement of a tiny number of leftists.

  218. 218.

    ding7777

    October 22, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @lollipopguild: or Trump could just step outside his Vegas hotel to see a
    a wall of Taco trucks

  219. 219.

    amk

    October 22, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @Baud: He’d hate for that guy to get a third term.

  220. 220.

    Origuy

    October 22, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: What have we come to when a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference goes by without comment? Are the classics being forgotten?

  221. 221.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Origuy: Thank you.

  222. 222.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 22, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was trying to figure out what I was reminded of!

  223. 223.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I am surrounded by cretins.

  224. 224.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @Origuy: Oh dear god, I just realized that you missed it too! Life of motherfucking Brian, damn it!

  225. 225.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    @redshirt:

    Don’t jinx it!! I think Dem early voting is far outpacing the Republicans, also too.

    I still think this is going to be a squeaker.

  226. 226.

    amk

    October 22, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @redshirt: toldja.

  227. 227.

    karen marie

    October 22, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @Ken: People keep calling it a “TV” channel but it will be an internet channel, not cable or broadcast. I am assuming the fuck ton of money they’re trying (and so far failing) to raise is prepayment for “talent” who, given Trump’s propensity for stiffing people, won’t sign on before seeing actual cash in advance.

  228. 228.

    Brachiator

    October 22, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    I’ve been away from the media and Internets most of the afternoon and evening. I see that the Log Cabin Republicans have declined to support Trump.

    Their official position is that they are proud not to be a single issue group, but I have to wonder how they can stay in a political party which believes in the efficacy of conversion therapy.

  229. 229.

    Brachiator

    October 22, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Pest Bog Mummy, Frakensteinbeck:

    @hovercraft:

    even though they constantly point the finger at the President, he seems reasonable and likable, so they get the bulk of the blame.

    Unfortunately, I don’t think this is true. The situation quickly becomes transformed into “both sides do it” and “why can’t they compromise?”

    On the chance they would cooperate, he gets more done. If they don’t, he looks like an adult and they look like children.

    That someone looks like an adult is a big deal for liberals. It means nothing to Republicans.

  230. 230.

    amk

    October 22, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    @Brachiator: yeah, 57% approval rating and rising is all due to libruls.

  231. 231.

    redshirt

    October 22, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    @amk: I never truly doubted, but rather stood in shame at the tendencies of many of my fellow citizens.

  232. 232.

    amk

    October 22, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    @redshirt: the racist scum of a pos ain’t doing that great even with whites. not even the proverbial/(in)famous 27%.

  233. 233.

    Kropadope

    October 22, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    @Mike G:

    “the movement comes to an end.”

    And then you flush and wash your hands.

    Gold.

  234. 234.

    sdhays

    October 23, 2016 at 12:02 am

    @patroclus: As I’m sure you know, there were no battles of any consequence west of the Appalachian Mountains until all of sudden Ulysses S. Grant wrote to President Lincoln while sitting at a bar in Illinois and suggested attacking Vicksburg. The entire war can be (and basically was when I was in school) described in terms of what happened in Virginia, with brief special episodes in Maryland and Pennsylvania and a bit of unpleasantness in Georgia. Whatever Grant and Sherman were doing for the first few years of the war just couldn’t be worth bothering about…

  235. 235.

    Origuy

    October 23, 2016 at 12:34 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I am ashamed.

  236. 236.

    Dmbeaster

    October 23, 2016 at 12:48 am

    @Yellowdog: Antietam, bloodiest day (and still is for all US wars); Gettysburg, bloodiest battle.

  237. 237.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 23, 2016 at 12:54 am

    @Origuy: You slipped up. It happens.

  238. 238.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2016 at 1:04 am

    @Origuy:

    Two minutes by yourself, you know, you feel shame.

  239. 239.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 23, 2016 at 1:08 am

    @Mnemosyne: You win so many points for this.

  240. 240.

    Dmbeaster

    October 23, 2016 at 1:20 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: The big change was rifled muskets, which were still muzzle loaded. More hitting power, very large bullet, and accurate to a much greater range. Napoleonic muskets were smooth bore and not accurate at over 50 yards. That is why a mass of men standing in a group and firing volleys was the only effective way to hit something. And you are definitely right that the end of the war foreshadowed trench warfare that came later.

  241. 241.

    JR in WV

    October 23, 2016 at 2:06 am

    @Chip Daniels:

    I got a bottle of Iron Horse and a bottle of Granite’ champagne, chilling for the night of November 8th. Can’t wait. Will enjoy, going to invite neighbors to share. Probably get a couple more bottles between now and then.

  242. 242.

    Sm*t Cl*de

    October 23, 2016 at 3:42 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Did we talk about this? Creepy clown blown up after being chased into jungle full of land mines

    I for one support the idea of using clowns for mine clearance.

  243. 243.

    Ella in New Mexico

    October 23, 2016 at 11:22 am

    @NMgal: I’m from down south and the husband and I voted Monday. No lines, no confusion about precincts, nice and friendly folks at the table assisting us. Give them your name and birth date, and they print your customized ballot for your district. Fill in the bubbles and run it thru the scanner and BOOM! You get your “I Voted” sticker.

    For all the crap New Mexico gets about being at the bottom of so many things, I’m so very proud of how well we conduct our elections. The whole country Could learn a thing or two from us.

  244. 244.

    Denali

    October 23, 2016 at 11:59 am

    @Mnemosyne,

    How do you do that? Do you have file folder?

  245. 245.

    Cleos

    October 23, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    @scav:

    Going all out with jerking the choke chain on the chained media.

    In terms of richly deserving a choke chain, there has never been a canine so over-excitable or belligerent that wasn’t put in the shade by said chained media.

  246. 246.

    Carnacki

    October 23, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    @Yellowdog: Gettysburg overall. Antietam bloodiest SINGLE day battle.

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