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You are here: Home / Sports / World Series Game 6 Open Thread

World Series Game 6 Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  November 1, 20168:06 pm| 150 Comments

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Completely neutral thread for discussion of the current baseball event.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Thank you. Let’s go Cubbies!!!

  2. 2.

    low-tech cyclist

    November 1, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Who will be this year’s Mr. November?

  3. 3.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    Bryant?

  4. 4.

    Eric S.

    November 1, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @raven: It’s a good start for Mr. Bryant.

  5. 5.

    Betty Cracker

    November 1, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    C’mon, Zobie-wan!

  6. 6.

    TriassicSands

    November 1, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    Completely neutral comment on World Series.

    I’m not rooting for either team and I don’t care at all who wins. (That would be true no matter which two teams were in the World Series.)

  7. 7.

    Anoniminous

    November 1, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Communist Cat thinks everybody should be organizing the proletariat.

  8. 8.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Go Tribe! Fuck the Indians.

  9. 9.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @Eric S.: I cheated!

  10. 10.

    delk

    November 1, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    I’m a native south-sider and once the cubs weren’t going to get swept I lost interest.

    But, I actually and honestly felt sad for a cubs fan I met. I just spent 7 days in Illinois Masonic Hospital (not all that far from Wrigley). Near the end of my stay I got a new roommate. He got tickets to one of the games to take his father, a life-long cubs fan to one of the games.They both live in some small town in Virginia.

    As they were paying their bar bill to walk over and get in line for the game, he had a stroke and he went to the ER and not the game. Thankfully it was minor but in addition to his father, he was traveling with his wife, their teenage daughter, and his mother. They only were planing to stay one night and fly home.

  11. 11.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    November 1, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Baseball in November is ridiculous. The playoffs were too long. We should have been done with this two weeks ago. Also, all kids should already have left my lawn. Which is dead.

    But go Cubs.

  12. 12.

    low-tech cyclist

    November 1, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:

    Baseball in November is ridiculous. The playoffs were too long. We should have been done with this two weeks ago.

    Indeed. That was the real point of my ‘Mr. November’ comment – there shouldn’t be a ‘Mr. November’ in baseball, unless it’s played somewhere south of the border.

  13. 13.

    Larkspur

    November 1, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Go Cubbies. If you’re going to beat my Giants, you’d better win the whole damn thing.

  14. 14.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Completely neutral thread

    The hell you say.

    Listening to crickets, baseball, and jazz, with the windows open on the day after Hallowe’en. What isn’t all askew and askance these days, tell me about it, I’d like to see.

  15. 15.

    Cacti

    November 1, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:

    Baseball in November is ridiculous. The playoffs were too long. We should have been done with this two weeks ago. Also, all kids should already have left my lawn. Which is dead.

    But go Cubs.

    Agree.

    If MLB wants expanded playoffs, they need to shorten the regular season a bit.

  16. 16.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @delk: That is a bummer. But odds are there’s always some terribly tragic event happening at moments like this, when the focus of history is turned upon one event. I think I read something about a long lived Red Sox fan dying before game 4 of the world series started.

  17. 17.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @Cacti: They’re lucky they haven’t paid for it in cold weather. I remember the 1997 Indians – Marlins series that featured games in Cleveland in the low 30’s or maybe even colder.

  18. 18.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @TriassicSands: Due to a little-known technical advance here at Balloon-Juice, I can now post an audible voice reply to that comment.

  19. 19.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: They have been playing it in November since 2001.

  20. 20.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    In the future the World Series will be played two years after the season starts. And presidential campaigns will last fourteen years.

    And yes, the correct response is “This one already has”.

  21. 21.

    hovercraft

    November 1, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: @low-tech cyclist:
    There is a ‘Mr. November’, his name is Derek Jeter.

  22. 22.

    Lizzy L

    November 1, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    But odds are there’s always some terribly tragic event happening at moments like this, when the focus of history is turned upon one event.

    About suffering they were never wrong,
    The Old Masters; how well, they understood
    Its human position; how it takes place
    While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along;
    How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting
    For the miraculous birth, there always must be
    Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating
    On a pond at the edge of the wood:
    They never forgot
    That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course
    Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot
    Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer’s horse
    Scratches its innocent behind on a tree.
    In Breughel’s Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away
    Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
    Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
    But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
    As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green
    Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen
    Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,
    had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.

    W. H. Auden “Musee de Beaux Arts”

  23. 23.

    patroclus

    November 1, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Jake, A TCU grad, is on the hill tonight, and the Cubbies have given him an early 3-0 lead.

  24. 24.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    But odds are there’s always some terribly tragic event happening at moments like this, when the focus of history is turned upon one event.

    The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
    Of the big lake they called ‘gitche gumee’
    The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
    When the skies of November turn gloomy

  25. 25.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Lizzy L: Years ago at an Illinois Michigan State football game and official spotted the ball after a played and dropped dead. Hi family noted that he died doing what he loved.

  26. 26.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    November 1, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @redshirt: My wife’s grandpa’s ashes were interred the day the Red Sox won game 3 in 2004. He immigrated from Scotland to Maine as a young man after their early successes.

    After Boston won game 4 my wife (Worcester born and raised) joked that it of course would never happen until her favorite grandparent was six feet under.

  27. 27.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: And boys, it’s been good to know ya. . .

  28. 28.

    MomSense

    November 1, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Here is another video to play when the election gets to be too much.
    https://twitter.com/whitehouse/status/793605912468529153 That’s POTUS

  29. 29.

    patroclus

    November 1, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @raven: A TCU head coach, Jim Pittman, died on the sidelines in a game against Baylor in 1971. This was even before the Edmund Fitzgerald went down.

  30. 30.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @patroclus:
    The wheel is turning and you can’t slow down,
    You can’t let go and you can’t hold on,
    You can’t go back and you can’t stand still,
    If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will.

  31. 31.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @ThresherK (GPad): Dang. So he died Game 1 or thereabouts?

    At least he got to see them come back against the Yankees. On the ground at Fenway, that was the crazier celebration. The WS was almost a formality after that (especially after going up 2-0).

  32. 32.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @redshirt:
    Particularly since the money demands prime-time games now. I hated when I was a kid & the games were played while I was in school. It was a simpler world & better in some ways. But this insistence on November games after sunset means there will be ice delays and muscle injuries from cold eventually.
    Baseball is a wonderful game, designed for the leisurely pace of Summer, not the frigid nights of November.

  33. 33.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @raven: Since I don’t have a rooting interest in either team, I say bring on a game 7 with extra innings!

  34. 34.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @redshirt: That was the proposed schedule for the meteor in one of the earlier game threads.

    I am not in favor of this (Game 7 or the meteor).

  35. 35.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Schlemazel: If they keep pushing this deeper into November, eventually all stadiums will have retractable domes, or they’ll play the series at a neutral warm weather site like the Super Bowl. Which would be terrible.

  36. 36.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yea right, it’s always balmy in April in Chicago.

  37. 37.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim:
    Love that! Thanks.

    Though I am having a hard time caring about these two. If the Cubs win it destroys their entire reason for being. If Cleveland wins it rewards that logo. I am just grateful it is not one of those damn coastal teams that get all the press

  38. 38.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @redshirt: They are not “pushing” it anywhere, they’ve played these dates for 15 years,

  39. 39.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    If the Cubs win it destroys their entire reason for being.

    What are these words? CHI won more games in 2016 than any other team.
    That’s a pretty good reason right there. Perhaps they choose to do it again.

    ETA: In the next 100 years.

  40. 40.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: It’s the singer not the song.

  41. 41.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @raven: Oh they’ll be tempted to add more wild card teams down the road.

  42. 42.

    JPL

    November 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Yup ..the cubbies are gonna win

  43. 43.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Well Damn!

  44. 44.

    Tom Q

    November 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    Game 7, here we come.

  45. 45.

    Doug R

    November 1, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Woot

  46. 46.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:
    The Tribe was the pride of the American side
    Coming back from some game in Toronto
    As the ball clubs go, it was bigger than most
    With a crew and good captain well seasoned
    Concluding some terms with a couple of arm firms
    When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
    And later that night when the cub’s dingers rang
    Could it be the north wind they’d been feelin’?

    I am trying to come up with similar for Chicago but the words are not flowing yet

  47. 47.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yep. The entire Red Sox personality changed after they won in 2004, and winning two more has only cemented it. I wouldn’t change anything, I guess, but there’s something special about being the hard luck loser. The difference with the Cubs is they haven’t even sniffed success for decades, whereas the Sox had been contenders from time to time.

  48. 48.

    JPL

    November 1, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @raven: Much ado about nothing, but normally my antenna is faster than cable services.

    When I’m talking on the phone with another Falcons fan during the game, she says don’t tell me..

  49. 49.

    Gravenstone

    November 1, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Back breaker in the third! Bury ’em, boys.

  50. 50.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    *sigh*

    The same old places and the same old songs.

    Wheee, go CLE.

    @Schlemazel: LOL, nice.

  51. 51.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    November 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    No rooting interest, except for a game 7. That’ll do.

  52. 52.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yeah no big preference either but now I keep finding myself rooting for the Cubs, I think a combination of the fact that now they’re underdogs and then what Larkspur said above, I grew up as a Giants fan.

  53. 53.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Looks like this series just went “too close to call.”

  54. 54.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @hueyplong: Not funny.

  55. 55.

    frosty

    November 1, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @redshirt:

    Yep. The entire Red Sox personality changed after they won in 2004, and winning two more has only cemented it.

    I’m a Cubs fan just for the Series unless the same thing doesn’t happen in Chicago. Red Sox fans in Baltimore … they ended up just as obnoxious as Yankees fans. (Flame on!)

  56. 56.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @low-tech cyclist:

    this year’s Mr. November?

    If that Russian sex tape comes out, then Trump.

  57. 57.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Liking the Giants references. I left day 3 of the California bar exam 2 hours early so as to see the first pitch of a last place Giants game in 1984. Three rings during the Obama administration is a reward. I have no problem seeing the Cubs make a similar trip to the long-awaited promised land though, as noted before, it would be better if G Will dropped dead before they actually won out.

    I’m nothing if not gracious.

  58. 58.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @raven:
    Don’t forget, I live on the frozen tundra. The hometown team here has canceled opening day for snow since they moved outside & have had to do snow removal on opening day. in 1991 we received 20 inches of snow on Oct. 31. It would be a crime to play important games under that sort of weather.

  59. 59.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @frosty: Some ditz has been chiming in here during Cub games saying we’re just as obnoxious as Yankees fans now.

  60. 60.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:
    yes but their whole reason to exist is to represent frustrated dreams, why else is there a Bartman & you know who he is?

  61. 61.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Schlemazel: Sort of negates your argument IMHO. The game is played in the heat and the cold.

  62. 62.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @frosty: I don’t doubt it. We used to be the plucky bad luck underdogs. Now we’re just Yankees in the North.

  63. 63.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @hueyplong: What I see with really hard core Giants fans (including family members) is that once the Giants lose, what really matters more than anything is that the Dodgers lose also. Cubs, whatever, fine, as long as it’s not the Dodgers.

  64. 64.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @frosty:
    Winners fans are always obnoxious in the world of big time sports. The people who have the least right make the loudest boasts. But that changes when they lose, notice how nobody outside their division complains about Cowboy fans like they did a few years back.

  65. 65.

    debbie

    November 1, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @raven:

    I remember being at a season opener in the mid-80s (Yankees / Baltimore) and freezing. There were even snow flurries during the game.

  66. 66.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: My brother hates all things SF with the fire of 1000 suns. He’s a born an bred Angelino.

  67. 67.

    The Gray Adder

    November 1, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @raven: No way. Everybody knows Cardinal fans are the worst in the National League.

  68. 68.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @debbie: At first I though you meant it temp was the mid-80’s and it was snowing!

  69. 69.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @raven:
    I never said they SHOULD play in those conditions. Its stupid to play baseball in that weather. They only do it for the money. The games would be improved if they cut out the first and last month & played in the right weather. But from GA I don’t suppose you see it that way.

  70. 70.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @raven: My brother is pretty much neutral about LA itself, the place, but his hatred of the Dodgers is shockingly wide and deep.

  71. 71.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Schlemazel: It’s “professional sports”. Everything they do is for money.

  72. 72.

    EriktheRed

    November 1, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    GRAND SLAM BY ADDISON RUSSELL!!

    Well done, young man. Well done.

  73. 73.

    debbie

    November 1, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @raven:

    I’m prone to over-abbreviating on the iPad. Oops!

  74. 74.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: Exactly right. Once LA is eliminated so as to keep their magic number at 1988, we shake it off. But remember, since SF finally won a ring in 2010, this year’s Cub series is the only postseason series they have lost. They won 11 in a row (counting the one-offs against PITT in 2014 and NYM this year). So it’s pretty unseemly for us to whine about bad luck lately.

    As for Cardinals fans, the gripe most NL fans have about them is that they think they invented fandom and sportsmanship. That’s kind of irritating. Other than that, I don’t mind the team.

  75. 75.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Schlemazel: Dude, I’m a Browns fan. Please refrain from ‘frustrated’ anything. And I see your point, it’s like suffering defines you. I’m certain they’ll figure it out.

  76. 76.

    patroclus

    November 1, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @redshirt: Yeah, the Red Sox were never the Cubbies. Boston was more of a team that got to the threshold a few times (1967, 1975, 1986) but could never get over the hump and win the Big One. The Cubbies haven’t even been to the threshold since 1945 and hardly a man is now alive who remembers that fateful day and year. The Cubs could even lose this Series and their allure will continue to grow until they win it. And In Theo we Trust!

  77. 77.

    ThresherK (GPad)

    November 1, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @redshirt: No, he had passed on a few months before. I forget when, but the cremation and interment and getting the family together at the Maine plot from away took some time.

  78. 78.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @patroclus: Fuckin A even if the owner is a pig.

  79. 79.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @hueyplong: Mind you I dimly remember all this first-hand but a long time ago when I was a kid, I never really kept up even following as an adult. A long time ago as in McCovey and Mays and the Alou brothers.

    Out of practice with the rivalry stuff, nowadays I just enjoy a good game.

  80. 80.

    Another Scott

    November 1, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Schlemazel: I agree that they need to do something about the starting and ending dates. A seemingly simple solution is to have more double-headers if they need the same number of games and an extended playoff season. I remember always enjoying seeing double-headers as a kid.

    Mid-April start, mid-October end of the 7th game of the WS (if needed) worked in the mid-60s.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  81. 81.

    Jeffro

    November 1, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Wow – game 7!

  82. 82.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 1, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: That’s November 10th. I’ve already got the post all planned out. Please, no spoilers!//

  83. 83.

    hueyplong

    November 1, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: Mays, McCovey and Marichal all played in the first game I saw as a kid, so I’m with you on that part.

  84. 84.

    opiejeanne

    November 1, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @redshirt: In April 2007 it snowed in Cleveland and the Mariners/Indians series was wiped out by the storm, 4 days in a row. The next series Angels/Indians games were moved to Milwaukee. There were shots of baseball players romping in the snow after the game was cancelled and the move was announced. Milwaukee sold tickets for $10 each and a few thousand came out to see the games.

  85. 85.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:
    Oh jeeze, I’m sorry dude. Have you thought about therapy? :)
    I used to be a Vikings fan, back in the day they were losing Stuperbowls. Never got over the whiny fans who were just so sure the NFL had it in for them.

  86. 86.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: My birthday and 50 years since I went in the green machine.

  87. 87.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @raven:
    Then why don’t they use young women in bikinis to play the games, that would draw big crowds.

  88. 88.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @ThresherK (GPad): Bummer.

  89. 89.

    CaseyL

    November 1, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Football’s always been the game I love. The only time I really got into baseball was the summer of 2001, when the Seattle Mariners were hotter than hot, winning more games than anyone else. Got totally into the strategy and mechanics. Wasn’t at all bored by the slow pace, because I was fascinated by the back-end stuff.

    The Mariners wound up going nowhere that year – I think they didn’t make it out of the first round of playoffs – right around the time the rest of the year turned to shit for everyone.

    So here I am, watching the World Series, and enjoying it but no longer conversant with the back-end stuff. It’s nice to watch a game without too much emotional involvement, though I am rooting for the Cubs to finally end their long drought.

  90. 90.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @CaseyL: At this point football has become so stilted and humorless, baseball games do have more action. At least there’s something always going on. Even if it’s a beach ball in centerfield.

  91. 91.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 1, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @raven: Happy birthday! Congratulations? And will there be cake?

  92. 92.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Depends on Nov 8. It’s the start of 2 1/2 weeks off but we don’t go to the beach until the 14th.

  93. 93.

    frosty

    November 1, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @raven:

    just as obnoxious as Yankees fans now.

    Nope not even close. I hope it never happens.

  94. 94.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    November 1, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Baseball players are a phlegmy, spitty lot.

  95. 95.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 1, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Back when I was watching Giants games in Candlestick, if anyone came from the future and told me I’d be watching a World Series someday with players named Coco Crisp and Carlos Santana I’d think they were just having fun with me.

  96. 96.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @raven: Heh. I’m predicating several life events to 11/8 as well.

  97. 97.

    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): A scratchy lot too.

  98. 98.

    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): Oh man, I was coaching a kids soccer team years ago. I heard the mommies talking about how, all of the sudden, their kids were spitting like mad. I realized that my baseball/softball spitting had spilled over into soccer!

  99. 99.

    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @CaseyL:
    I love the pace of baseball, the simple strategy and counters and the fact that just about every game I see something I have not seen before. I used to love football for the sheer power and the man on man battles with their own subtlety. But between the NCAA, NFL and CTE I can’t watch it any more. Hockey is a great game because it combines the best attributes of both at a speed that is mind bending when well played.

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    Adam L Silverman

    November 1, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @raven: I’ll update the files!

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    frosty

    November 1, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @debbie:

    I remember being at a season opener in the mid-80s (Yankees / Baltimore) and freezing. There were even snow flurries during the game.

    If it was in Baltimore, I was there. I remember one snow flurry game. And the morning of one of the ’79 Series games we had flurries.

    Terrible weather for baseball, especially pitchers trying to get a grip on the ball.

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    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @raven: So you’re the reason the kids are terrible today!

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Thanks, I needed that! Check out John Goodman.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Communist Cat thinks everybody should be organizing the proletariat purrletariat.

    I expect that’s what you meant.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @redshirt: I stopped when I realized it.

    eta There is a guy who comes to the bakery often. One day he told me that my coaching his son in 4th grade hoops contributed greatly to him becoming a high school coach!

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    Steeplejack (tablet)

    November 1, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @hovercraft:

    Sound-dish guy nearly interfered with that foul out. I hope someone gives him a stern talking-to.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Ha, my bride is always wanting to fuss about it. The best thing she did was, when I turned 60, she flew my buddies in from Berkely and Tucson. They just knocked on my door in the mid-afternoon. When I answered it I almost fainted.

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    CaseyL

    November 1, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @redshirt: Oh, I agree that pro football is becoming unwatchable, too. I used to watch every game I could, whether I cared about the teams or not, because I loved the game.

    Then came the concussion issue. I didn’t watch football for years after that story broke. Only came back to it when the Seahawks caught fire. So I watch, and root root root for the home team, and feel guilty about it.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): I had to explain what that was to the girl.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @redshirt:

    I have a dear friend in Boston who has been an avid Red Sox fan almost her entire life. As she and her husband were leaving Fenway after the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004 — literally as they were walking to their transportation — she got a phone call that her father had taken his own life. Euphoria and the most horrifying, deepest tragedy within the space of not more than 30 minutes.

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    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @raven: Many happy returns. Scorpions are tough sonsabitches!

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    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Damn. That’s brutal.

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    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Schlemazel: Therapy comes in many forms, and yes, I have thought about it. Every Sunday from September through December, every year. Thanks for asking. Not much whining here, just a smoldering disappointment, and a dim realization that really shitty football is better than no football. The salve of NBA and MLB wins work wonders.

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    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    yow! That would be brutal

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    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Such tragedy at such a moment, how unfortunate.

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    Schlemazel

    November 1, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:
    I never got basketball. Went to games with the band in high school and was only excited because it was kids I knew. Years later my kids played youth basketball and I dreaded going to games. Have been given tickets to Timberwolf games a couple of times, went once and couldn’t wait for it to be over, gave them to people who enjoy the game every other time. Its good for the people who like it but it misses me. I am sure many people feel the same way about hockey as I do about squeekball..

  117. 117.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @raven:

    A few years ago, my Canadian cousin’s wife turned 60. Dave arranged with dozens of kindergarten friends, remote (Yukon) relatives, and others from Rosemary’s past to just show up at their home in Owen Sound, ON. Their daughter flew to Toronto from Victoria, BC, where she lives. I drove to the Toronto airport from Atlanta, picked up Susan, and we drove to Owen Sound. I showed up at the back door, just walked into the kitchen. Rosemary was amazed. Susan walked through the front door and walked into the kitchen from the other direction. Rosemary had absolutely no idea. If Dave never does another thing in his life, he deserves accolades for organising a great surprise party for his wife. These things are not easy to pull off.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: We did that for my old man’s 75th, I was already in Phoenix but, when my sis from LA walked in, he broke down in severe tears. We realized then and there that we had to tell him what was up.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @Schlemazel: That’s right.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @redshirt:
    @BruceFromOhio:
    @Schlemazel:

    Brutal is the word. But she remains a great RS fan (and baseball generally — she’s rooting for the Cubs, with me). She’s good at separating the joyous event from the tragic context. I’m not very good at doing that, so I admire it.

  121. 121.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    November 1, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @raven:

    “I can catch more balls with this than a stupid glove!”

    Seriously, WTF was that guy doing? If he’s “working” the game, he should know better.

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    Adam L Silverman

    November 1, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @raven: I hope a good time was had by all.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @raven:

    It’s important to know your audience. Some people love being surprised, others really hate it. I’m of the latter persuasion — I’ve had one or two surprise parties thrown in my honour over the years, and it was all I could do to remain civil, let alone fake enthusiasm.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): He better be working and not just wandering around with a satellite dish!

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: It was 7 years ago. We did have a good time, I dragged them to a Georgia games against some lower division team. Even then they had never seen anything like what goes on at and SEC game.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    November 1, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    If the Cubbies can keep the lead, the world will come to an end during the bottom of the ninth tomorrow night.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I’m battling whether or not to dvr this last few innings. It looks like they’ll win and I would stay up for 7 for sure.

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    raven

    November 1, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @efgoldman: The blog dopes want to.

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    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: A blessing on you both, may the best team(s) win.

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    CaseyL

    November 1, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Separating joyous from tragic is… well, in your friend’s case, particularly brutal. It’d take me a long time to be able to do it. (Having a mordant sense of humor helps.)

  131. 131.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Somewhere, Satan is freezing his ass off.

  132. 132.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 1, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: What are these words about, I do not understand. These are my peeps, and come what may the sun WILL rise, so just cut it out with this existential apocalyptic seventh-game, ninth inning scenario thing. Earlier, it was the meteor.

  133. 133.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 1, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @raven: Not for the faint of heart! I remember many a weekend in Gainesville during football season.

  134. 134.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 1, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @CaseyL:

    There are always patterns to be found, and signs and symbols to be recognised — if you’re inclined to give them any weight.

    My mother died on October 26, 1975. She was a Chicagoan (suburban) every minute of her life, and it so happened that one of her favourite Chicagoland icons was the elephant “Ziggy” at Brookfield Zoo. Well, Ziggy died the same day my mother did (or possibly the day after; he was on the front pages of the Chicago papers that ran my mom’s obit) — and he was born in 1917, as was she. So, twins, pretty much.

    As for my Boston friend, I know this time of year is hard for her (also her mother’s either birthday or death anniversary is right around now, too), but she’s a sensible woman and I don’t think she ascribes any meaning to baseball and the fortunes of the Sox.

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    M. Bouffant

    November 1, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @Larkspur: Just what I said vis-a-vis Cubs-Dodgers!

  136. 136.

    M. Bouffant

    November 1, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @Cacti: Back to 154 regular-season games!!

  137. 137.

    Slaughter

    November 1, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    I do not understand bringing Chapman in with a five-run lead in the 7th. He might be needed tomorrow.

  138. 138.

    Tom Q

    November 1, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @Slaughter: Tells you Maddon has no faith at all in any of the rest of his bullpen.

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    patroclus

    November 1, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Into the 9th! Still 7-2. Lookin good!

    (I like long hair, but, uh, Clevinger needs a haircut).

    Rizzo put it away with a 2-run homer!! 9-2!

  140. 140.

    chopper

    November 1, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    dang well the cubbies are certainly making em work for it.

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    redshirt

    November 1, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    @M. Bouffant: It makes a ton of logical sense, but it will never happen, simply because no one would likely ever break a record ever again at anything in baseball. And that’s a central dynamic of the sport, the fusion at the center of every game: The records.

    And so, the seasoned will never be shortened. With coming global warming, it will more likely be extended a few weeks.

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    opiejeanne

    November 1, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    @frosty: Which fans are most obnoxious depends on where you watch. At Angels stadium the Redsox fans became unbelievably awful while the Yankees fans became a lot quieter, after the Sox won that WS in 2004. People who’d never set foot in Boston would get drunk and start fights. During the early 80s Yankees games were like that, so bad we stopped going to games that Yankees played in Anaheim. We had season tickets and either sold or gave away those tickets.
    In 2003 the Athletics’ opening day game was against the Angels, and Giants fans came to Oakland just so they could boo Erstad because they were still sore about the 2002 WS.

  143. 143.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    Just one more out

  144. 144.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    GAME 7!!!!

  145. 145.

    rikyrah

    November 1, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    108 year drought can end tomorrow

  146. 146.

    opiejeanne

    November 1, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    @rikyrah: With any luck. I love Joe Madden; he’s a good manager.

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    CaseyL

    November 1, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    @opiejeanne: Good managers are hard to find, in any field. They should be celebrated.

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    jackmac

    November 2, 2016 at 12:04 am

    Game 7! Doesn’t get any better.

  149. 149.

    AnotherBruce

    November 2, 2016 at 12:23 am

    @CaseyL: My main gripe about football is that it’s getting too big and fast. The concussion issue is the main one. But the fact is, there are so many injuries that teams are usually not playing their best players and the quality of play suffers. Also there is and always has been a dearth of competent quarterbacks for as long as I’ve been watching the game.

  150. 150.

    Wally Ballou

    November 2, 2016 at 12:34 am

    @redshirt: Another, even more crucial reason is that no team owner would ever voluntarily give up eight days’ worth of revenue.

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