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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / Your Rights as a Voter: Share Widely, Share Well – Updated

Your Rights as a Voter: Share Widely, Share Well – Updated

by Adam L Silverman|  November 7, 20169:58 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Open Threads, Politics

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Please make sure everyone you know who is voting tomorrow sees this:

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Updated at 10:25 PM EST

Thanks to commenter Lurkypants, here’s the link to Vote Rider’s information page with graphics on the voter ID requirements by state

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  1. 1.

    The Dangerman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Especially Pennsylvania.

    ETA: And WTF, Michigan? Suddenly battleground? Not that it matters as I think Florida is a lock for Clinton. Then again, I’m road weary, so YMMV.

  2. 2.

    japa21

    November 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    The judges(poll workers) in Cook County have been alerted to be very quick to prevent this.

  3. 3.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    My mom is doing voter protection with HFA in Colorado and she says there are armed officers at the polls for the first time she can remember and people are getting questioned hard.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Larry Sabato predicts Clinton takes FL, NC and NH. He’s giving Trump OH in his model, but says it’s “closer than anyone thinks”

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Did he say anything about Arizona?

  6. 6.

    Baud

    November 7, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I hope the polls are skewed against us. I’d like it not to be close.

  7. 7.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @dmsilev: He’s giving it to trump, without comment

    Of course, Trump has time to offend more people

    Kevin CirilliVerified account
    ‏@ kevcirilli
    MANCHESTER —
    Trump: “Massachusetts is represented by Pocahontas.. EVERYBODY that watches her says she is a terrible human being.”

  8. 8.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Michael McDonald from UF, based on the early voting #s from Cuyahoga (+ 1,000 and change/.4% over 2012) and Franklin (+25,000 plus change/12% over 2012) counties that Clinton may have enough votes banked to hold Ohio.

  9. 9.

    patroclus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Yes! Even poblano (er, Nate Silver) is beginning to see the coming wave!! We’re back to over 70% and Florida and North Carolina are going Dem, so he’s got us over 300!! Sabato at 322. Patroclus at 353!

  10. 10.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    November 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    OH is closer, or the entire election?

  11. 11.

    The Dangerman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Larry Sabato predicts Clinton takes FL, NC and NH.

    I say 2 out of 3. I think NC is a bridge too far.

  12. 12.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @the Conster, la Citoyenne: Ohio

    Ex-Jeb Bush aide celebrating the fact that Hispanics will deny Trump the White House. ETA: On the O’Donnell show. I’m a junkie, I’m gonna see MSNBC graphics in my dreams

    ETA: No, Ana Marie Cox, Democrats have not been ‘conflicted’ about patriotism, merely the superficial definition of it.

  13. 13.

    acallidryas

    November 7, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    My brother is a poll watcher and I’m doing GOTV in minority areas tomorrow. My mom is freaking out and has made us promise not to talk to anyone with a gun.

    So no matter what happens, I’d just like to say fuck you very much to Trump for making people nervous about participating in our civic duties. Way to make America great.

  14. 14.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    sam wang – Hillary 312

    drew linzer – Hillary 323

    Two of the most accurate predictors in 2012. It will be interesting to see who will win this time.

    Also. Too. Go Hillz (and Obama).

  15. 15.

    Baud

    November 7, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @patroclus: I choose Patroclus!

  16. 16.

    The Dangerman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    ….Hispanics will deny Trump the White House.

    I want my taco truck. Now, dammit.

    The Latino numbers (early voting participation, I mean) have been eye popping.

    ETA: I read somplace (Rick Wilson?) that Florida early voting exceeded total 2000 voting.

  17. 17.

    joegy

    November 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Know Your Rights!

    Long Live Joe Strummer!!!!

  18. 18.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @patroclus: The ‘most accurate’ LATimes agrees with you. (Never mind their trump schtupping all the time).

  19. 19.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    I want my taco truck. Now, dammit.

    If we don’t get our promised taco truck on every corner by let’s say the end of January, is it too soon to predict that Hillary will have failed as President?

  20. 20.

    Ian

    November 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @The Dangerman:
    We can lose ALL of them and still win.

  21. 21.

    redshirt

    November 7, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Hillary: 1000

    Trump: In cuffs

  22. 22.

    patroclus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @Baud: Even the liberal Faux News has us at 274. I wouldn’t rely on patroclus, his model’s risk weighting, poll grading and trend adjustment doesn’t have all the bells and whistles of Wang, Linzer, RCP, pollster or poblano, but he’s been fairly accurate since 1964.

  23. 23.

    Calouste

    November 7, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @The Dangerman: The last three polls in Michigan have all been from the three outfits that poll all 50 states (UPI/CVoter, SurveyMonkey, and IPSOS/Reuters). I think in general the 50 state polls haven’t been particularly high quality this election, but we will know more tomorrow.

  24. 24.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    @joegy: …with guitars!

  25. 25.

    Lurkypants

    November 7, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Just FYI, Vote Riders has state-by-state rules on what IDs voters need to bring to the polls. voteriders.org/voter-id-info-cards

  26. 26.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @amk: Yet the final edition of their infamous tracking poll has Trump up by 5 percentage points.

  27. 27.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    @patroclus: Wang doesn’t have any bells and has maybe one whistle. Seriously, all he does is basically average things and add a carefully considered Bayesian prior. (Sort of.)

    I promise I’ll shut up about Wang by next week!

  28. 28.

    chopper

    November 7, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @patroclus:

    I guess sam wang handing him his ass got nate back into data-centric analysis.

  29. 29.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: not average, only median.

  30. 30.

    LurkerExtraordinaire

    November 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    May everyone who hasn’t voted yet encounter no problems tomorrow, especially people of color. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t vote!

    Stay safe out there everybody. I won’t be viewing/listening to anything political until tomorrow evening. LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!!

  31. 31.

    patroclus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Yeah, but patroclus just looks at the states and makes a judgment on who he thinks will carry them without even a carefully considered Bayesian prior.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @joegy: You have the right not to be killed.
    Murder is a crime – unless you’re a policeman. Or an aristocrat.

  33. 33.

    debbie

    November 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    My polling place is an Orthodox synagogue, so I’m sure there will be security, but I would very much like to be able to mouth off at some idiot.

  34. 34.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Lurkypants: Just put that up, with credit to you, up top as an update.

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    @debbie: Here, try some of these:
    yiddishradioproject.org/exhibits/stutchkoff/curses.php3
    thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/61-hilarious-yiddish-insults-you-need-to-know/

  36. 36.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @amk: well I said ‘basically’ and ‘sort of’. ?

    @patroclus: if I put up a google doc would people add predictions, do you think? We could have a little pool.

  37. 37.

    p.a.

    November 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Portman in a romp in Ohio. I had heard Strickland was a strong candidate?!

  38. 38.

    hovercraft

    November 7, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    I’ll believe McDonald over Sabato, plus I like his prediction better.

  39. 39.

    Bobbo

    November 7, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    I’m not gonna look but presumably 538’s nowcast, polls only, and polls plus should match now, right?

  40. 40.

    Miss Bianca

    November 7, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Questioned hard? Who’s questioning whom? Armed officials? Like, what, police? Or election judges are armed? I mean I heard that election officials on the Front Range were being trained for “open shooter” eventualities, but sheee-it…is this intended to be voter intimidation, or combatting voter intimidation?

    (I just dropped off my ballot in a tiny room in the courthouse. No drama whatsoever.)

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    @p.a.: You heard wrong.

  42. 42.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    @Miss Bianca: What’s an open shooter? Is it a gunsel who is inviting and pleasant and welcomes people to the massacre?

  43. 43.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Bobbo: I took a look. There’s 0.2 percent difference between the three models (71.4, 71.5, 71.6 percent). That the win probability changed by 5 percentage points in a day or so is again an indication that Nate and his team should switch their computers over to decaf.

  44. 44.

    debbie

    November 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Nice! After the election, I’ll also be able to figure out what my grandfather was muttering under his breath.

    Thanks!

  45. 45.

    Peale

    November 7, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: no. Really. Not so much conflicted as a little baffled that it’s supposed to mean following republicans over a cliff.

  46. 46.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    wapo – Barack Obama is now viewed more positively than Ronald Reagan was in 1988.

    But no thanks to you, you media muthafuckers.

  47. 47.

    Miss Bianca

    November 7, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: You’re terrifying me with that image.

    I think I had “active shooter” and “open carry” mixed up in my head. Be easy on me, I’ve just written 2,000 words in a little over two hours and all the best words were taken. ; )

    Also some of those Yiddish insults are *harsh*…

    ETA: I’m off to watch the finale of “The Wire”, so y’all play nice out there on Election Eve!

  48. 48.

    patroclus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: It may be a little late to get many responses, but I’m in. I did enter kos’ pool over at the GOS and I’m planning on winning the (probably) stale bread!

    I view poblano regressing to the mean tonight very positively. Like Rasmussen, he got his clicks in the days and weeks leading into the election and now we’re getting the real view.

  49. 49.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    @Miss Bianca: partisan poll watchers and poll workers being assholes to Latinos. The police are unrelated.

  50. 50.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I reckoned you meant active shooter. As for the Yiddish insults, they are choice.

  51. 51.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I have no idea how to pronounce any of that – except for the stuff I heard in Mel Brooks movies.

  52. 52.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @patroclus: sure, but that means I now hold him to the same level of esteem as Rasmussen.

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @debbie: You’re welcome.

  54. 54.

    Major Major Major Major

    November 7, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @Miss Bianca: police there for protection. Questioning by poll workers/self appointed poll watchers. Very tense.

  55. 55.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 7, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    My prediction: Clinton 307, Trump 230, Jill Stein 1 from the faithless elector in Washington state. Vote suppression will give NC to Trump.

    Trump will attempt to challenge the result in every state he loses, with occasional armed mobs organized by Roger Stone. Sunday-morning pundits will fret about Hillary’s troubling legitimacy crisis. Busters will hold forth on how Trump would have let Bernie win properly.

  56. 56.

    Adam L Silverman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Just like its spelled. Just like its spelled.

  57. 57.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 7, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: We’re doing this – some friends ds of mine have been running “mostly friendly” bets on elections since 2008. Good times.

  58. 58.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Tom Toles on the 3rd rate 4th estate.

  59. 59.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Ana Navarro cracks me up. She’s on CNN bashing Trump about the head and she voted for Hillary.

  60. 60.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    @Mary G: I liked her endorsement essay, mostly. But considering she’s a longtime Bush ally she has a helluva nerve talking about the Clintons intermingling, politics, profit and philanthropy. At least the Clintons include philanthropy (for all I know, the Bushes are very charitable, but I’d be surprised if they were the keep-it-quiet types.)

  61. 61.

    The Dangerman

    November 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Trump will attempt to challenge the result in every state he loses…

    I don’t think Trump’s concession will be gracious in the least…

    …but I don’t see him spending the money to challenge this thing. And the RNC sure ain’t…

    Trump’s going to unleash an amazing Twitter rant, but I’m guessing he goes away and is yesterdays news fairly quickly.

    ETA: Hope all the professional Trumpsters cashed their checks already (or got paid in cash up front)

  62. 62.

    Bobbo

    November 7, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @dmsilev: thanks

  63. 63.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    @efgoldman: or ‘telling it like it is’.

  64. 64.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: She has a lot of clout with Florida Republicans, so I think she may lead some votes over the line right now. After tomorrow she’ll be back on the enemy side, probably, but one day at a time.

  65. 65.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 7, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:
    Trump will challenge. No one will listen or care. There will be no armed mobs, because Stone is incapable of organizing one. The SS had better guard Hillary TIGHT, because there will surely be a few armed nuts, but I understand they are extremely good at that – if not necessarily anything else.

  66. 66.

    geg6

    November 7, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Finally. A few hours and I can finally vote. The only question is do I walk next door to my polling place before work or after work.

  67. 67.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @geg6: Vote early, vote often. Do the part that is legal.

  68. 68.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    I see that lil nate is racing to catch the bandwagon. His ‘model’ is changing by the hour.

  69. 69.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    @geg6:
    Before. One less to count before we know.

  70. 70.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    donnie dick called the iowans stupid during the primaries. now they are out to prove him right. morons.

  71. 71.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Hope all the professional Trumpsters cashed their checks already (or got paid in cash up front)

    Not me. I hope they all trusted him to pay them in full at the end. And he stiffs each and every one of them.

  72. 72.

    amk

    November 7, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Ruckus: that would be my wish too. they get nothing, nothing.

  73. 73.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    I have to say, this live-action reimagining of Citizen Kane has had some weird plot twists. Spoiler alert for the ending: Rosebud was his first hairdresser.

  74. 74.

    MobiusKlein

    November 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    @dmsilev: A more generous view is that much of the uncertainty is from ‘black swan’ events.
    When there is no time remaining for that, no last minute poll changes, uncertainty is lower.

  75. 75.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    @efgoldman: That was Mittens, and it was worse than that. He, or someone on his team, cancelled the cards the evening of the election, and his staffers only found out when they tried to take cabs home and found that the charges were declined. Classy!

  76. 76.

    r€nato

    November 7, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    I am hopeful that all this talk about voter intimidation on the part of Trumpanzees turns out to be mostly hot air, just like their threats of violence and murder and sedition should (when) Hillary win(s).

  77. 77.

    Applejinx

    November 8, 2016 at 5:00 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: New England preppies? Yeah they’d be quiet. A little googling suggests the Bushes are into charity about as much as anybody: Dubya seems to have done a lot versus AIDS, in particular.

    It tells you something that the Bushes look positively civilized after McCain, then Romney, then Trump. Goes to show you that simply ‘being upper class douchebags’ is far from the worst we might have to deal with.

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