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Archives for November 2016

Thanksgiving Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 24, 20164:42 am| 245 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

TURKEY DOG gets a whole new meaning in the #CharlesPhoenixTestKitchen pic.twitter.com/UOpCjEiuqc

— Charles Phoenix (@_charlesphoenix) November 22, 2016

I’m sure some of you are horrified now, but frankly, I’d eat this over the usual giant hacked-up bird.

The gathering where I’ll be spending the day will have a high-end, well-prepared turkey — along with a goose and a duck, also painstakingly prepared. I will be eating some of the Dakin ham that is my contribution to the feast. I’ll be sorry not to share the general accolades, but not sorry enough to force myself to chew poultry with a smile on my face.

What are y’all looking forward to, or looking forward to avoiding, at the table today?

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Late Night Open Thread: Turkeys All the Way Down

by Anne Laurie|  November 24, 20161:37 am| 60 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment

In another bad sign for 2016, the turkey Obama is due to pardon tomorrow has instead politely requested sweet merciful death.

— David Mack (@davidmackau) November 22, 2016

The New York Times pardons the Thanksgiving turkey. pic.twitter.com/J3yNG5WDMc

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 23, 2016

As an Irish-American from a deeply dysfunctional family, I thought I knew something about cherishing a grudge like it was your sickly first-born. But I cannot fathom how the New York Fecking Times, of all rich-people publications, is so committed to its Hillary-hate that it’s leaping to enable a penny-ante autocrat who’s threatened the publication, its owners, and its reporters so often and so recently.

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Jill Stein- Grifter, Idiot, or Attention Seeking Diva?

by John Cole|  November 23, 201610:53 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Clown Shoes, Go Fuck Yourself, Green Balloons

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I’ll take all three:

Fundraiser to enable Jill Stein to request recounts in WI, MI, & PA just passed $1 million.

Total goal is $2.5 million.

On pace to exceed.

— ? (@leahmcelrath) November 24, 2016

Jill Stein, having spent the entire election telling us all that Hillary Clinton was a mass murderer who would be worse than Trump has apparently had a change of heart, or wants more attention, or just wants to raise a ton of money she won’t refund when the states won’t or don’t do the recount.

If you want to know why no one takes the green party seriously despite aligning with them on many issues (or more accurately, them aligning with us on many issues since they haven’t done jack shit), this is why.

In related news, I am also raising money for a recount. Just click on the paypal link above and I will make sure I send it right away to my fucking bloodsucking plumber and electrician the appropriate states.

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Florida Man: Tutu Edition! Updated at 10:15 PM EDT

by Adam L Silverman|  November 23, 20169:55 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Crazification Factor, Food, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, General Stupidity, WTF?

Another day, another embarrassing act by someone from my home state (Like BettyC, I’m a native. We’re on 6 hour shifts!).

TAMPA (FOX 13) – Two men, one wearing a tutu, broke into Tampa Farmer’s Market to eat fruit and drink soda early Tuesday morning.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office released surveillance footage of the suspects breaking into the Fletcher Avenue store in hopes that the public can help identify them.

According to HCSO, the suspects gained access to the store by breaking out the glass door at approximately 1 a.m. on November 1, and proceeded to consume fruit and soda once inside.

Tutu-wearing suspect breaks into Tampa farmer’s market

A sheriff’s office spokesperson shared the following descriptions of the two suspects:

#1 – white male, thin build, possibly dressed in a cheerleading costume, wearing a TuTu, possibly wearing a wig.

#2-  male (unknown race), wearing a hoodie with an image of an owl on the front.

Anyone with any information reference these suspects is asked to call the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at 247-8200 or anyone with any information regarding the identity and whereabouts of these suspects and who wants to be eligible for a cash reward is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-TIPS (8477).

There’s video at the link!

Open, night before Thanksgiving open thread!!!

Updated at 10:15 PM EDT

Allow me to regale you with more tales of the nightlife of Tampa!

TAMPA (FOX 13) – Newly released surveillance video could help Tampa Police locate the man who drove his car onto a sidewalk in Ybor City, hitting two people and a bar early Tuesday morning.

Around 3:25 a.m. Tuesday, after businesses had closed, a group of men began fighting outside the Bad Monkey Bar on East 7th Avenue in Tampa.

Surveillance cameras captured the brawl, including one subject involved in the fighting who attempted to leave the scene by driving away in a black Nissan.

Video shows fight in Ybor, car crashing into bar

“He tries to do a U-turn, and it’s really too tight of a street to do that. He gets hung up on the curb,” said Steve Hegarty, spokesperson for the Tampa Police Department.

The driver jumped the sidewalk and crashed into several men who were still fighting. One of the men was pushed through the window of the Bad Monkey bar when the car made impact, smashing the glass.
After crashing through the building, the driver left the scene.

Detectives are working to determine if the driver intentionally accelerated his car or if the crash was accidental.

“That’s a big question that we have right now. At the very least, it’s a hit and run. There was damage to the building, clearly, someone was injured and he left the scene,” said Hegarty.

Only one of the men on the sidewalk, Michael Silhol, 25, was hurt in the crash. Silhol suffered a minor leg and head injury.

The Bad Monkey bar was left with $15,000 worth of damage. It was closed at the time of the crash.

Video at the link, too, also, again!

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 23, 20167:18 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

I give up, we’ve reach peak engineering:https://t.co/t4PRYPg04E pic.twitter.com/EiivSjXcPO

— Bobak Ferdowsi (@tweetsoutloud) November 19, 2016


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Yes, I am going to be spending my Thanksgiving with a bunch of engineering geeks, why do you ask?

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Apart from holiday prep, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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T-1 Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  November 23, 20164:02 pm| 223 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Food, Open Threads, Assholes

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I’m going to try to take a Thanksgiving holiday break from thinking or writing about Trump-related issues. It’s a health and safety thing; I just can’t cook turkey and dressing, make gravy, mash potatoes, etc., while contemplating an asshole-punching rampage through the center of town.

So, Thanksgiving. My sister is a vegetarian, and Thanksgiving is at her house this year. It grosses her out to deal with raw turkey, so if left to her own devices, she’d buy a heat-and-serve turkey from the grocery store. She’s done that in years when I was at my in-laws for TG. Well, not on my fucking watch, sis.

Instead, I’m roasting the turkey at my house and transporting it there. Timing shouldn’t be an issue because it takes about the same amount of time I’d let a roasted turkey rest before carving it to drive to my sister’s house. So, I think we’re okay there.

Luckily for us, we won’t encounter any of the Trumpenproletariat this Thanksgiving; only the sane half of the family will be in attendance. I’ll deal with the others once I’ve calmed down a bit. So don’t bother looking for “Florida Woman Bludgeons Father with Turkey Carcass, Shoves Uncle’s Face into Molten Sweet Potato Casserole” on your Twitter feeds.

Went to the store for feast preparation supplies yesterday, and goddamn, what a zoo. Unfortunately, I forgot sugar — a critical ingredient in the mister’s homemade cranberry sauce. I think I’ll just hit the convenience store and pay a premium rather than braving the supermarket on T-1.

What are your holiday plans, if any?

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Momentary Feline Break

by Tom Levenson|  November 23, 20162:30 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Nature & Respite, Open Threads

The hits keep coming — check out the new Education Secretary nominee — and I need a respite.  So here’s a couple of gratuitous cat images:

1:  You talking to me?

tikka-glare

2:  I Am Feline! Hear Me Roar. (Alternatively:  Cat Lives Matter!):

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Finally: I Can 2 Reed Buks (Alternatively: You Ain’t Getting Any Work Done Anyway):

tikka-book

Open thread.

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