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You are here: Home / Politics / An Unexamined Scandal / Open Thread: President Obama Orders A “Full Review” of Russian Election Hacking

Open Thread: President Obama Orders A “Full Review” of Russian Election Hacking

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20166:01 pm| 172 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

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President Obama has ordered a full review of Russian election hacking https://t.co/LuSXeHwcTY

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) December 9, 2016

In a move essential to guarantee confidence in our electoral process, and also the proud political tradition of “Make ‘Em Deny It”, per CNN:

President Barack Obama has ordered a full review into hacking by the Russians aimed at influencing US elections going back to 2008, the White House said Friday.

“The President has directed the Intelligence Community to conduct a full review of what happened during the 2016 election process. It is to capture lessons learned from that and to report to a range of stakeholders,” White House Homeland Security and Counterterrorism Adviser Lisa Monaco said at a Christian Science Monitor breakfast with reporters Friday. “This is consistent with the work that we did over the summer to engage Congress on the threats that we were seeing.”

White House spokesman Eric Schultz added later that the review would encompass malicious cyber activity related to US elections going back to 2008…

Democrats were quick to praise Obama on Friday and pressured Trump to change his tune.
“Defending our elections from foreign meddling is more important than any political party’s advantage or disadvantage,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said in a statement. “Any Administration should be deeply troubled by Russia’s attempt to tamper with our elections.”

The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, California Rep. Adam Schiff, praised the administration for its move and called on the White House to declassify as much as it could.

“Given President-elect Trump’s disturbing refusal to listen to our intelligence community and accept that the hacking was orchestrated by the Kremlin, there is an added urgency to the need for a thorough review before President Obama leaves office next month,” Schiff said in a statement. “More than that, the administration must begin to take steps to respond forcefully to this blatant cyber meddling, and work with our allies in Europe who have been targets of similar attacks to impose costs on the Kremlin; if we do not, we can expect to see a lot more of this in the near future.”

Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden, a Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, called the President’s move “constructive” and said he has no doubt about the Moscow’s role…

More detail, and video, at the link.

CNN: Obama orders report into WikiLeaks timed for release just prior to Trump presidency https://t.co/YZNpSht3tjhttps://t.co/MsNZhrTzTL

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) December 9, 2016

Obama: We'll release a report on Russian hacking
Wikileaks: Obama is going to release a report on us
Obama: Wait what are you admitting th– https://t.co/oFy2YxSjOc

— Roberto Ferdman (@robferdman) December 9, 2016

From that Newsweek link in the top tweet:

… Asked if Republican President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team was not concerned enough about Russia’s influence on the election or about other threats to the United States such as infectious disease outbreaks, Monaco said it was too soon to say. As a presidential candidate, Trump praised Putin and called on Russia to dig up missing emails from his opponent, Hillary Clinton, from her time as secretary of state under fellow Democrat Obama.

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172Comments

  1. 1.

    debbie

    December 9, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    As long as Comey isn’t in charge.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    Dat Wikileaks tweet tho…

  3. 3.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    Wait, did wikileaks seriously just give up the game like that? Wow.

  4. 4.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    @debbie:

    I was thinking the same thing. I’m hoping they dig up and release all the dirt on that motherfucker.

    Given what we know bout Russian interference, collaboration between Russian operatives and Trump campaign operatives, the known hacking of emails, Elections systems, and the voting suppression and irregularities (5 out of every 9 voting machines in MI were faulty) I’m saying that this election was rigged. Believe me.

  5. 5.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Yup

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    I swear I am going to start a GoFundMe to get enough money to buy a radio station.

    The call letters will be WASF.

  7. 7.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    @MomSense: and of course their supportersuseful idiots won’t care or notice or it will just be further proof of something something.

  8. 8.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    We need media desperately. This is essential if we ever hope to have a functioning democracy.

  9. 9.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    They haven’t even been hiding it lately.

  10. 10.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    BTW, that picture of President Obama up top? Of course I love him when he is grinning and relaxed and happy and joking and loose — but there’s something about that clenched-jaw, tight-lipped “don’t you start fuckin with me, mofo” look that I adore (as long as I’m not on the receiving end). If I were Republican or Russian, I would be trembling in my boots.

  11. 11.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    December 9, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Wouldn’t it be utterly delicious if a disgruntled WikiLeaks person could reveal the dirt on that organization?

  12. 12.

    debbie

    December 9, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @MomSense:

    I agree. In fact, I submit that Comey is Putin’s love child. Prove me wrong.

  13. 13.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    @West of the Rockies (been a while): I don’t think there’s much to reveal that isn’t already known by everybody with three brain cells to rub together.

  14. 14.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I think the same of Snowden too and have consistently since he first fled to Hong Kong and then Russia. I posted this article here when it came out.
    arms control wonk on Snowden

  15. 15.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Buying ailing newspapers may be cheaper.

  16. 16.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    @debbie:

    Maybe they have the goods on Comey. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

  17. 17.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    But one of the trolls just told me that it’s all paranoia and if I point out the dozen or so direct connections to Russia in this election, it’s just crazy talk.

    Also, too, Schiff is my former House rep (we moved one city over and landed in the one strip that Schiff doesn’t represent). He’s a really good guy who represents a large community of Armenian immigrants, so he’s not going to put up with any bullshit from Russia.

  18. 18.

    Mike in NC

    December 9, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Putin is going to be a frequent guest in the Lincoln Bedroom.

  19. 19.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Trump’s increased vote share over Romney correlates well with social mobility… with higher social mobility.

    Another ‘economic anxiety’ theory bites the dust.

  20. 20.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    We need Mr. Eleven Dimensional Chess now more than ever. I have given up hope that our FAIL media is able or willing to do anything other than normalize every grossly abnormal thing that person I refuse to name has done or will do, and I hope President Obama has too, and isn’t counting on getting them to do anything but continue to ignore what has been under everyone’s nose. I hope there’s enough info to go round all the traitors up.

  21. 21.

    amk

    December 9, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    comey is obama’s worst political mistake. Don’t know how and why he lost his usual good political acumen there.

  22. 22.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    @debbie: Counterintelligence investigations, including the domestic component done by the FBI’s counterintelligence officers, are under the purview of the Director of National Intelligence. They are completely compartmentalized.

  23. 23.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Related and of particular interest to anyone in Wisconsin: Odd Traffic on Local Websites Puzzles Officials.

    Despite the apparent ringing endorsement of the credibility of the original election process, Bay Area municipal officials have discovered a disquieting pattern of activity affecting Internet servers that the City of Ashland and Bayfield Counties use for their web presences.

    According to City of Ashland Cyber Security Consultant Eric Ellason and Bayfield County Director of Information Technology Paul Houck, both municipalities have seen an unusual amount of traffic coming to their sites from Russia.

    Ellason, who owns and operates SlickRockWeb, Inc., an Internet services firm in Ashland, has contracted with the City of Ashland to operate the city’s website. Ellason provides cyber security services to firms across the country, as well as remediation work for hacked websites.

    “With all of the talk about Russian involvement in the elections, it prompted me to go and look at the traffic recorded at the city’s website,” he said,

    That curiosity about what kind of traffic the city’s website was getting from Russia and other eastern European countries led to an unexpected result.

    “On most websites you are always going to get a little bit of traffic there, and every day there is always somebody looking for a security issue, so you are always going to see a baseline of traffic that is always a little suspect. Most of the time they don’t find anything, they are just trolling for security flaws,” Ellason said. “When I separated out just Russian traffic, there was a huge spike from about March 15 of this year.”

    Looking back further, Ellason said he could find no other comparable traffic spike from Russia.

    When Eliason discovered the issue asked Houck to check his websites and found the same spike. They don’t think they’ve had a security breach. But…

    Still it’s difficult to ascribe a non-malevolent motivation for this kind of behavior. It is difficult to see what legitimate interest computer operators in Russia would have in repeatedly hitting on computers in the Chequamegon Bay region.

    Uh huh.

    Edit: I forgot to add, they believe the activity is consistent with state sponsored effort. It’s great local reporting. Go give them a click.

  24. 24.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    This post should be renamed: “Open Threat…”

  25. 25.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    @Yutsano: Yep, not the smoothest of moves.

  26. 26.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Yes, yes they did.

  27. 27.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    @MomSense: fuck Snowden and his enablers.

  28. 28.

    Miss Bianca

    December 9, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I’m with you on that one. If it weren’t completely contrary to both his character and the Constitution, I’d love to see that look on his face as he declared that for the good of the nation he was declaring a state of emergency and declaring the last election null and void.

  29. 29.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    @MomSense:

    I was suspicious of the guy from the first, but I got shouted down here. Repeatedly.

    I wonder how many of those people still find Snowden’s odyssey from Hong Kong to Moscow to be totally not suspicious in the wake of the last year or so.

  30. 30.

    mai naem mobile

    December 9, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    @debbie: nah that’s not how you phrase it. It’s ‘Some people,not me ofcourse, say James Comey is Vladimir Putins love child with Margaret Thatcher.’ Then you add some extraneous stuff like they had a short fling when Vlad was stationed in Cambridge where Thatcher was attending University.

  31. 31.

    debbie

    December 9, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Do you think they’ll be able to complete the review before the inauguration?

  32. 32.

    debbie

    December 9, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    @mai naem mobile:

    Not believeable. Maggie would have snapped him like a twig.

  33. 33.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    I broke my NYT fast, much too my regret. This is what I found.

    the-world-fears-trumps-america-thats-a-good-thing

    Op-ed by some guy called Dr. Mark Moyar.

    Time for another month long fast.

  34. 34.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Given how many defenders they still have on the naive left, I’m assuming that Wikileaks is trying to conflate all of the investigations to make themselves look like martyrs to Obama, Evil Destroyer of Whistleblowers. You know, like how the media piled all of Hillary’s “scandals” into a giant undifferentiated mass called “Emails!”

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    @debbie: I do not know. I do not work in this area and never have. I’m just doing whatever one else is doing: observing and remarking upon what is being reported in open sources.

  36. 36.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Do you know this Moyar person, who has an op-ed in NYT.

  37. 37.

    mike in dc

    December 9, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    I hope the report refers to direct communications between Russia and Trump and Russia and WikiLeaks. All 3 of them on conference call would be too good to be true.

  38. 38.

    Kathleen

    December 9, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    @MomSense: I think we have experienced the last stages of a coup, which gained momentum the last 8 years with the Great Republican Black Guy Freakout. and Rethugs’ intent to crash the government.

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I think you and I have been on the same page about Snowden from the beginning.

  40. 40.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @Kathleen:

    I agree.

  41. 41.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I worked with Mark Moyar for five weeks in the summer of 2015. He’s a historian by doctoral education and training. He has written a very long book that basically sums up as: “I hate President Obama and everything he stands for, so I’ve written this book on what I think are all of his strategy and policy mistakes so everyone in the world knows I hate him and everything he stands for”. I had to edit a monograph that he wrote and it was terrible in terms of substance.

  42. 42.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Please see comment #41.

  43. 43.

    Kathleen

    December 9, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Amen. Little fascist weasel p***k.

  44. 44.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Mnemosyne: It wasn’t suspicious. It was malevolent against the US and in favor of Russia. That is all.

  45. 45.

    Kathleen

    December 9, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I was suspicious, too. Another instance where the media blindly followed the story line that he was a heroic whistle blower who had performed a great service, even though his “revelations” quickly veered from big bad Obama sniffing our smart phones and we can’t hazzz our civil liberteez to spying activity in other countries. His backers’ goal was to undermine Obama administration but again, mainslimer media types nodded their reptilian heads in agreement that he was a “hero”, including besotted bloggers on “the left” like Charlie Pierce.

  46. 46.

    Kathleen

    December 9, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Then you finish with Hillary Clinton spied on them with her emails. ETA Or Goldman Sachs speeches. Or some other unspeakable evil that was CAPTURED IN HER EMAILS, DAMN IT!

  47. 47.

    gogol's wife

    December 9, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    One of my many fantasies these days . . . .

  48. 48.

    gogol's wife

    December 9, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    @mai naem mobile:

    I saw it in the media

  49. 49.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    @MomSense:

    Me too. And repeatedly got shot down here for it.

  50. 50.

    gogol's wife

    December 9, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Read only Charles Blow, Paul Krugman, Nicholas Kristof (sometimes), and movie & theater reviews (although today they’ve even screwed up the arts sections).

  51. 51.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I was suspicious of the guy from the first, but I got shouted down here.

    Likewise, although I don’t particularly remember being shouted down. Maybe I just kept my views pretty much to myself and didn’t share; that would be like me. Whatever, I’m not a fan of Greenwald, Snowden, or Assange.

  52. 52.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    @geg6:

    I remember. And it didn’t escape our notice how the defenders seemed to share a lot of characteristics of the MRA PUA crowd.

    Honestly I wish we had been proven wrong because the consequences are going to be terrible.

  53. 53.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: The Greenwald fights used to be long, drawn-out affairs, not so much any more.

    Oh, and fuck Greenwald.

  54. 54.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Buying ailing newspapers may be cheaper.

    Yes, that may well be, but I think less effective than starting a broadcasting empire.

    Although at that, I may want to be looking at new media. But somehow, we need to work in the WASF call letters or identifier.

  55. 55.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The Greenwald fights used to be long, drawn-out affairs, not so much any more.

    I remember that, but I never read or followed GG in the first place so I was able to read those BJ fights with a certain detachment.

    Oh, and fuck Greenwald.

    With you 100% on that.

  56. 56.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    @gogol’s wife: No, Vichy Times deserve no hits at all. They can DIAF.

  57. 57.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Fuck fucking Greenwald.

  58. 58.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Show me the money.

  59. 59.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    December 9, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @debbie: Also Maggie went to Oxford.

  60. 60.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    This post should be renamed: “Open Threat…”

    Nicely played, and all too true.

  61. 61.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Crossword puzzles!

  62. 62.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Thank you, thank you very much. I actually have a new maskirovka post percolating. I’ll probably put it up Sunday night.

  63. 63.

    piratedan

    December 9, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @geg6: and @MomSense… I think a LOT of people got confused by the idea that we’re under constant surveillance, that our e-mails are monitored, as is our activity on the interwebs… and you know what… they are most likely. Just that they are monitored by people like advertisers that frame the ads you see based on the purchases that you make and the sites that you visit. For some reason, America doesn’t seem to give a fuck about that and who IS actually driving that bus because there’s some background noise that corporations don’t want to control you, they just want to know everything about you and then sell that data to someone else to sell you the next thing… Perhaps they paid attention during the literature class when 1984 was being discussed, who knows?

    To be fair, yeah, I think that our personal freedoms/versus the surveillance state is a very valid discussion worth having (STILL worth having today!) but what Snowden did was so incredibly freaking beyond the pale that I still have issues with his dudebro apologists…

    He could have gone to any Congressman (especially a Republican one who were scrounging about for ANYTHING to tarnish the current administration with)
    There are in fact whistleblower protocols in place, even for contractors like him

    Instead, he lied to his coworkers… obtained their passwords and downloaded every bleeping thing he could from all of them.
    Left for Hong Kong, to deal with the Chinese and then
    Russia where he bleats about our surveillance state issues from quite possible the biggest abuser on the planet… so yeah… I’m not buying it. Those that enabled and encouraged him are all safely “out of reach” and putting their heads on pikes, while satisfactory, still doesn’t solve the problem in that the GOP thinks less is better and that private is better than public and have demonstrated that to be NOT the case when it actually comes to government work itself.

    That’s what pisses me off about this the most, is that this should be a moment where it scares the ever loving crap out of me as to what’s been done and whatever has been done, has been done very quietly by this administration. Unknown if lives and assets were lost (I assume yes, but its not as if the government would (or should) admit it) and throughout, Obama has repeatedly stated that he wasn’t comfortable with the power allowed and pleaded with Congress to do something about it and for the most part, they simply fucking haven’t. To my knowledge, there’s not been a lot of reporting on this because (just like healthcare) it’s fucking complicated and these days, the media gives a fuck-all about anything other than click bait.

  64. 64.

    gene108

    December 9, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The “useful idiots” do not care about the particulars, as long as their guy wins.

    You need to keep 10,000 blacks from voting, because they did not respond to something in the mail? SOUNDS LIKE PLAN!!!!

    You need to make it impossible for U.S. citizens, especially blacks, to get ID, in order to vote? GREAT IDEA!!!!

    You want to make, mostly blacks, stand in line for 8 hours to vote? YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

    Russia’s mindfucking the Democrats, on our behalf? JUST AWESOME!!!

    Seriously, they are so fucking scared, pissed off and out of touch with reality they would rather cede our elections to foreign governments, than have a Democrat win.

  65. 65.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @gene108: I meant those on the left, though they certainly hit many of the same notes in different ways.

  66. 66.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Nope.

    Another headline: EPA chief may not be as bad as he seems., or something to that effect.
    I ar not going back.

  67. 67.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    @piratedan:

    So very well said, piratedan

  68. 68.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Thatcher was at Oxford.

  69. 69.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    In addition to the ones you named, I used to enjoy reading Gail Collins, but she has turned into total Milquetoast recently.

    Blow and Krugman are the only one I bother with these days.

    And the obituaries. NYT still gives great obituary.

  70. 70.

    gene108

    December 9, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    @piratedan:

    I think a LOT of people got confused by the idea that we’re under constant surveillance, that our e-mails are monitored, as is our activity on the interwebs… and you know what… they are most likely. Just that they are monitored by people like advertisers that frame the ads you see based on the purchases that you make and the sites that you visit. For some reason, America doesn’t seem to give a fuck about that and who IS actually driving that bus because there’s some background noise that corporations don’t want to control you

    Corporations cannot put you in jail (yet), because they don’t like something, something about you.

    I think that’s the big difference between corporate surveillance and government surveillance.

  71. 71.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Ugh. That argument sends me into a blind fury. Oh, you say the NYT is undermining the republic and becoming nothing less than a propaganda rag for anti-democratic oligarchs in the service to a fascist regime? That’s horrible and we should really boycott them but I just can’t give up my crossword puzzles, so what can I do?

    Fuck that quisling bullshit.

  72. 72.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    So Giuliani is out of a job in the administration. You can read the official letter here.

    First Christie, now Giuliani. Any one who is considering working with this guy is crazy. He’ll knife them in the back for any or no reason at all. Sadist.

  73. 73.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    As if things couldn’t get worse, the fucking cork on my wine bottle broke.

    My karma is horrible and I’m clueless as to why.

  74. 74.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Another headline: EPA chief may not be as bad as he seems., or something to that effect.

    They are all as bad as they seem, if not much worse.

  75. 75.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @geg6:

    You

    Are

    So

    Totally

    Fucked

  76. 76.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    And just to make life more interesting…there’s no CR and no sign of one coming. SHUTDOWN ANYONE???

  77. 77.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    @Yutsano:

    And just to make life more interesting…there’s no CR and no sign of one coming.

    That was supposed to happen by midnight tonight, yes?

    Ah well, FIDO as Raven would say.

  78. 78.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Thankfully, I got it out with minimal cork crumbling. Wine is drinkable with no chunks. Whew, that was a close thing!

  79. 79.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    @geg6: Just push it through. As luck would have it, yesterday I purchased this at the container store.. http://www.containerstore.com/s/silicone-wine-caps/d?productId=11002060&q=wine%20corks
    I’m all set if that happens.

  80. 80.

    NR

    December 9, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    But one of the trolls just told me that it’s all paranoia and if I point out the dozen or so direct connections to Russia in this election, it’s just crazy talk.

    Investigating whether Russian hacking occurred is reasonable since there’s grounds to suspect it’s real.

    Saying that Bernie Sanders is a Russian plant because his campaign manager worked in the Ukraine seven years ago is 100% weapons-grade, pants-on-head stupid.

  81. 81.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Your friend is back. Thanks Mnem.

  82. 82.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Nothing like getting the last minute panic e-mail from work!

  83. 83.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @NR:

    Saying that Bernie Sanders is a Russian plant because his campaign manager worked in the Ukraine seven years ago is 100% weapons-grade, pants-on-head stupid.

    Link?

  84. 84.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    This year really sucks.. A good friend of my son went home from the hospital today. She has an one year old and is now on hospice care. My younger son is a hope spring’s eternal type of guy, and it’s difficult for him. Yup, this sucks.
    He and his wife are there for support for her husband, and will be for the long haul.

  85. 85.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: @geg6: @JPL:
    I’m even more fucked. I was drinking a lovely Malbec election night and now I can’t look at, smell, or drink red wine. It used to be one of my great pleasures.

  86. 86.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    @JPL:

    Oh no. That’s so sad. I’m really sorry.

  87. 87.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    @JPL:

    I’m so sorry. That’s awful.

    I can’t link, unfortunately, but there is a new New Yorker cartoon of a family gathered around a 2016 Advent Calendar. The mom opens today’s window and says “For crying out loud, another turd?”

  88. 88.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    Scarily apt.

  89. 89.

    hovercraft

    December 9, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    “I hate President Obama and everything he stands for, so I’ve written this book on what I think are all of his strategy and policy mistakes so everyone in the world knows I hate him and everything he stands for”.

    Is Mark Moyar, the nom de plume of every elected gop member of the house and senate?

  90. 90.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @MomSense: That poor wine. :( Think how hard it working to make that night a good night. And it failed. And now you’re blaming it and won’t touch it. Will no one think of the poor Malbec.

  91. 91.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    @MomSense: She was diagnosed with breast cancer when she was pregnant, and did receive chemo, but it was a more aggressive cancer than they thought.
    Until ten days ago, they were still trying to get into new studies.

  92. 92.

    NR

    December 9, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: https://balloon-juice.com/2016/12/09/the-crumbling-temple-of-broder/#comment-6150020

  93. 93.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @JPL: Oh, gosh, that is tremendously sad. So sorry to hear it. Fuck cancer.

  94. 94.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    December 9, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Those Google alerts work well.

  95. 95.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    @NR: That comment does not say that Sanders was a Russian plant.

  96. 96.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Please don’t make me think of the poor Malbec. It makes me feel nauseous.

    I hope someday my taste for wine returns.

  97. 97.

    Roger Moore

    December 9, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Given how many defenders they still have on the naive left, I’m assuming that Wikileaks is trying to conflate all of the investigations to make themselves look like martyrs to Obama, Evil Destroyer of Whistleblowers.

    I assume it’s more a matter of Assange* still trying to deny that Russian intelligence had anything to do with the hacks. He can’t very well deny being involved in the emails’ release, so the only path to avoid looking like a shill for Russian intelligence is to claim that it’s all a calumny cooked up by Obama to discredit him.

    *I’m not going to talk about “Wikileaks” as if it’s some kind of a cooperative organization. It may have more people than just Assange, but he’s the only one making decisions there.

  98. 98.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @MomSense: Chardonnay might help with that. I love red wine, but sometimes find it to heavy, if that makes sense.

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @JPL:

    How terrible.

    Again, I’m sorrier than I can be. I wish her only the best — whatever that looks like.

  100. 100.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    NR has reading comprehension problems, but we already knew that. Either that, or he thinks Tad Devine and Bernie Sanders are secretly the same person.

  101. 101.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @MomSense: Yeah, that’s too bad. How about a lovely umbrella drink? Brought to you while you’re sitting on on a tropical beach? By a gorgeous cabana boy? Does that help?

  102. 102.

    GregB

    December 9, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Correlation is not causation but the President announced the investigation and then we hear that Giuliani is out of the running for Sec. of State.

  103. 103.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @JPL:

    And I think sometimes breast cancers can be more aggressive in younger women.

    Her husband and friends, like your son, will be so important in keeping her memory alive for her child. Heartbreaking.

  104. 104.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    @Yarrow:

    That sounds delightful. I like the way you think.

  105. 105.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    The CIA has concluded in a secret assessment that Russia intervened in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win the presidency, rather than just to undermine confidence in the U.S. electoral system, according to officials briefed on the matter.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/obama-orders-review-of-russian-hacking-during-presidential-campaign/2016/12/09/31d6b300-be2a-11e6-94ac-3d324840106c_story.html?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.41081a68a5e0

    I’m shocked.. just shocked

  106. 106.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @MomSense:

    I love a nice Malbec. It is seriously a shame if the very thought of it is so closely associated with the late night unfoldings of November 8th in your mind that you feel you can no longer indulge.

    Too sad.

  107. 107.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    @JPL: shocked, gambling, etc…

  108. 108.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    @GregB:

    Correlation is not causation but the President announced the investigation and then we hear that Giuliani is out of the running for Sec. of State.

    But it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  109. 109.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @MomSense:

    There are some nice Malbec-based rosé wines out there now. I’ve become quite fond of rosés as being a nice compromise between a white and a red.

  110. 110.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I saw that this morning when I did my drive-by to read Krugman. It gets worse: Moyar is credited as the director of the Center for Military and Diplomatic History at the Foreign Policy Initiative.

    Ah, the “Foreign Policy Initiative.” No doubt a sterling group of impartial academics churning out rigorous policy analysis to aid our geopolitical discourse. Wait, what? Wilipedia tells us that the FPI was founded in 2009 and its board consists of Eric S. Edelman*, Dan Senor*, William Kristol and Robert Kagan. Do any of those names sound familiar? Yeah, it’s basically a rebranding of the neocon Project for the New American Century (PNAC). The executive director is Christopher J. Griffin, a former legislative director for Sen. Joe Lieberman. He replaced Bush-era National Security Council staffer Jamie Fly, who moved over to Sen. Marco Rubio’s staff in 2013.

    From Wikipedia there is a link to a knowledgeable 2009 piece in the Brattleboro (VT) Reformer that says: “Considering how much damage PNAC did to American foreign policy while George W. Bush was president, why would anyone take its leaders seriously now? Because in Washington, you can never go wrong supporting the aggressive use of U.S. military power, whether it’s necessary to do so [or not].” That gets it about right.

    * Edelman is a former undersecretary of defense for policy (2005-09). Senor was the spokesman for the Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq (and is Mr. Campbell Brown!).

  111. 111.

    Mnemosyne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @JPL:

    Ugh. You have completely accidentally reminded me of the worst part of my childhood, because that’s pretty much what happened to my mom. They caught the initial breast cancer relatively early, but the fucker came back and she died when I was 7.

  112. 112.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @MomSense:

    And I think sometimes breast cancers can be more aggressive in younger women.

    It is my understand that this is the case. A good friend from law school found a lump in October (just before her wedding) and was diagnosed in November. Her family was able to pull strings to get her into every treatment, standard and experimental, that was available. She died around Labor Day. She was 27.*

    *I was a groomsman in my first Jewish wedding and a pallbearer in my first Jewish funeral in the space of a year.

    @JPL: I am so sorry.

    Fuck cancer.

  113. 113.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    In Trump’s American they are going to use every means to destroy anyone who speaks up. Apparently the Russians are planing child pr0n on dissidents’ computers. (NYT story)

    In April last year, the veteran Soviet dissident, a onetime confidant of Margaret Thatcher, finally found out what was going on: The Crown Prosecution Service announced that he faced five charges of making indecent images of children, five charges of possession of indecent images of children and one charge of possession of a prohibited image.

    The case was supposed to go to court in May in Cambridge but, after Mr. Bukovsky, 73, entered a not-guilty plea it was delayed until Dec. 12. This followed a prosecution request for more time to review an independent forensic report on what had been found on Mr. Bukovsky’s computers and how an unidentified third party had probably put it there.

    “The whole affair is Kafkaesque,” Mr. Bukovsky said in an interview. “You not only have to prove you are not guilty but that you are innocent.” He insisted that he was the victim of a new and particularly noxious form of an old K.G.B. dirty trick known as kompromat, the fabrication and planting of compromising or illegal material.

  114. 114.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: It’s just amazing how much they discovered after the election

  115. 115.

    debbie

    December 9, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @JPL:

    I’m so sorry. My youngest brother’s best friend died of cancer when they were in their early 20s. It hit him very hard and was such a rude awakening because it was his own age group.

  116. 116.

    NR

    December 9, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It lumps him in with the entire supposed Russian conspiracy, so yes it does.

  117. 117.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    @MomSense: You’re welcome. I hope it helped calm your stomach a little bit.

  118. 118.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @JPL: are you trying to suggest obama was complicit?

  119. 119.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yup fuck cancer.
    Earlier a friend mentioned that fuck might become the word of choice for the next few years. She is a wise woman.

  120. 120.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @NR: He could easily be a dupe instead.

  121. 121.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Not at all. I suggesting that MSM was complicit.

    If this info helps to delegitimize the president-elect, so be it.

  122. 122.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    COMPROMISE????

  123. 123.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    And while I’m on the subject, please consider making a donation to Wikipedia. If you go there now you get hit by a request, and you can give via credit/​debit card, PayPal or Amazon. I gave them some money a month or two ago, as I think they are an invaluable resource in the struggle against the forces of darkness. Just being able to look up some op-ed writer or innocuously named think tank and get at least some of the story behind the story is very much worth it.

  124. 124.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Something similar happened to me with one of my college friends. Fuck cancer.

  125. 125.

    gogol's wife

    December 9, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Yeah, I’m sorry, but the WaPo crossword puzzles just don’t measure up.

  126. 126.

    gogol's wife

    December 9, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    yes, the obituaries are also something I still read

  127. 127.

    MomSense

    December 9, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Ok I’ve got a date with my kid and some Startalk episodes.

  128. 128.

    hovercraft

    December 9, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    @JPL:
    How terrible, so sad for everyone involved, sending good thoughts.

  129. 129.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I am not a fan of the Daily Telegraph, but its obits are better than those of The Times.

  130. 130.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @JPL: tracking.

    @gogol’s wife: NYT is syndicated right?

  131. 131.

    mai naem mobile

    December 9, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    @debbie: I should have used Angela Merkel being that shes from East Germany.
    @Omnes Omnibus: I actually was making stuff up like the RWingers do. Also, from memory weren’t a lot of the Cold War spies from Cambridge?

  132. 132.

    mai naem mobile

    December 9, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: the non tabloid Brit ones are almost always better .

  133. 133.

    hovercraft

    December 9, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @Yarrow:
    So we are all about to become the next Comet Ping Pong child pornographers/ sex traffickers. Something to look forward to.

  134. 134.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 9, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Really? Thanks, will start checking them out. The only thing I really love about the Telegraph is the daily (cryptic) crossword, and apparently we’re not allowed to mention that any more.

  135. 135.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @mai naem mobile:

    Also, from memory weren’t a lot of the Cold War spies from Cambridge?

    Burgess, Maclean, Philby, and Blunt all were.

    ETA: Cambridge was traditionally less conservative that Oxford. Many of the leading lights of Puritanism was from Cambridge. Most of Cambridge’s colleges were sided with Parliament in the Civil War; only one of Oxford’s did. In the ’20s and 30s, Cambridge leaned to the left in comparison to Oxford.

  136. 136.

    Roger Moore

    December 9, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    It is my understand that this is the case.

    It seems to me that perhaps the opposite is a more correct way of thinking of it, that slow growing cancers are only likely to be found in older people. An aggressive cancer might show up in somebody of any age because they don’t take very long to grow from one cell to something noticeable, but a cancer that takes decades to grow can by definition only be found in somebody who’s lived that long.

  137. 137.

    Roger Moore

    December 9, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    And while I’m on the subject, please consider making a donation to Wikipedia.

    I make a regular monthly contribution. Maybe I should up it.

  138. 138.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The Times crossword is by subscription, but I feed my addiction via the Seattle Times. I don’t know if it’s the current day’s crossword or a different one, but they don’t seem dated. Perhaps gogol’s wife could take a look and let us know.

    ETA: You do have to enable Java, but I’ve got my system set up to ask me each time and then enable it only for that page.

  139. 139.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @mai naem mobile: I was comparing the DT to the London Times not the NYT.

  140. 140.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @Roger Moore: You might well be right, but fuck cancer anyway.

  141. 141.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Wasn’t Cambridge also known for its math and science and Oxford more for liberal arts? Most famous British physicists including Newton, Rutherford worked/studied or both at Cambridge.

  142. 142.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @Roger Moore: According to studies, that is true. A female can have a mammogram that doesn’t detect anything, and then be diagnosed with an aggressive cancer a few months later. I’m not saying that mammograms are useless, because they do detect slow growing cancers. Family history is important and in the case of my son’s friend, where there was no history, they are looking at hormone treatment.

  143. 143.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    @hovercraft: Yeah, except they didn’t have anything planted on their computers, phones, etc., did they? This story is about people where it’s been taken that one step further. I’m not sure the average protester has the means to protect themselves from it. As the tech guy in Wisconsin said in that article I posted above, “I am not going to pretend that I am smarter than some of the best cyber-hackers in the world.”

  144. 144.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I’m probably going to throw them a little more before the end of the year.

  145. 145.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 9, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @Yarrow: the thing is, the Feds don’t need to do any of this to take your stuff, detain you, interrogate you. The FBI has that authority already. And there will always be something on your computer they can charge you with or hold you for. Or they can plant it then.

    That’s all established law and normal planting methods. There’s no reason to get exercised about Russians hacking into your phone to put kiddie pix there because the FBI doesn’t need to do that to grab you.

  146. 146.

    Yarrow

    December 9, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I guess since the FBI and the KGB are merging it’ll be a lot easier.

  147. 147.

    JPL

    December 9, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    So the repubs didn’t want this released before the election, but the Comey stuff was okay.
    https://twitter.com/MattOrtega/status/807392564810829826

  148. 148.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Cambridge may well have been more friendly to math and science, but it would not be something like Harvard vs MIT. You may be interested in reading C. P. Snow’s Strangers and Brothers series of novels. Specifically, The Masters which deals with the election of a new head of a college and whether it will continue to modernize or return to the past.

    ETA: Yes, C. P. Snow the chemist.

  149. 149.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @MomSense:

    That’s a tragedy. I would just die if I couldn’t drink red wine.

  150. 150.

    geg6

    December 9, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    @JPL:

    Terrible. Good thoughts to her and her family.

  151. 151.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @MomSense: @geg6: I had an incident with gin in college. It took a good six months before I could face it again.

  152. 152.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @JPL:

    Huh. I’ll have to check those out. I wonder if they’re as good as those Vac-u-Vin wine stoppers. I seem to remember the gadget guru on America’s Test Kitchen saying that, if you’re going to finish the bottle within a few days—almost a certainty around here—just sticking the cork back in works as well as all the fancy gizmos. So these would be great to have on hand.

    I had a scare because just after reading geg6’s comment I ran into a crumbly cork on the bottle of Conte Priola Rosso I was opening. Took some extra care and it came out fine. Just a little crumbly at the top.

    The Conte Priola turns out to be a nice Tuscan red blend. Never had it before. I think it was about 10 bucks. Now it’s making me want to order pizza.

  153. 153.

    Feathers

    December 9, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @MomSense: A former roommate was an oncology nurse. She said pre and post menopausal breast cancers should almost be considered different diseases. The younger you are, the worse a diagnosis it is.

  154. 154.

    petesh

    December 9, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Cambridge leaned to the left in comparison to Oxford.
    Mm, yes, maybe. But neither of them reached vertical, both are in any important sense lying down to the right. (And of course deny it.) ETA One is an Oxford man, oneself. And emigrated.

  155. 155.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 9, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Many of the leading lights of Puritanism was from Cambridge.

    also true of Monty Python, one believes.

  156. 156.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @petesh: There is a reason I made a comparison not an absolute.

  157. 157.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 9, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @petesh: I am picturing you, as Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister.

  158. 158.

    Feathers

    December 9, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Steeplejack: I got some of the beer bottle covers recommended by America’s Test Kitchen and I’ve been very happy with them. I use them for hard cider, not beer. It’s my TV watching tipple of choice, but a whole bottle is too much. This lets me happily spread it out over a couple of nights. Of course, flat cider is not as much of a problem as flat beer, so YRMV.

  159. 159.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: They were split. Jones and Palin were Oxford. Cleese, Chapman, and Idle were Cambridge. Gilliam went to Occidental College.

  160. 160.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @Feathers:

    Good to know, although 12 ounces of beer is not a multi-day production around here.

  161. 161.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @hovercraft: No, he’s an actual individual.

  162. 162.

    Adam L Silverman

    December 9, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Yarrow: This is for my maskirovka post on Sunday. No fair doing spoilers!

  163. 163.

    jurassicpork

    December 9, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Mrs. JP and I are in a very bad way this Christmas season. I’ve made an appeal at Welcome Back to Pottersville for assistance and I’ve also included a special gift offer for those who chip in beyond a certain amount.

  164. 164.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @jurassicpork: I notice that you do two things: 1. Post some dude bro, leftier than thou shit and then disappear. 2. Post an “I am so broke” bleg and disappear. Not interested in your grift.

  165. 165.

    satby

    December 9, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @JPL: So so sorry to hear this. Condolences to your son and his friend’s family. Heartbreaking.

  166. 166.

    petesh

    December 9, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: One is flattered.

  167. 167.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @petesh: One should be. One should also caution against the French.

  168. 168.

    Ruckus

    December 9, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    @JPL:
    Fuck Fucking Cancer.

  169. 169.

    Ruckus

    December 9, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    @MomSense:
    A lot of cancers are faster growing in younger people. It looked I might have cancer in my mid 40s and if it had been true the chances of reaching 50 were very small. Turned out to be a very stressful 4+ months till we knew-negative. 20+ yrs later, not so negative and not as fast growing with more time to attempt to deal.
    In children and young adults some of the processes that can slow or not allow cancer to start have not matured, so if something goes wrong it can get serious fast.

  170. 170.

    Anne Laurie

    December 10, 2016 at 12:01 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    This is for my maskirovka post on Sunday.

    I’m looking forward to that!

    (And not just because it means I don’t have to attempt to post about it myself, since you are much more expert on the topic.)

  171. 171.

    Applejinx

    December 10, 2016 at 5:52 am

    @NR:

    Saying that Bernie Sanders is a Russian plant because his campaign manager worked in the Ukraine seven years ago is 100% weapons-grade, pants-on-head stupid.

    On the other hand, seven years isn’t a long time. Saying that Bernie walked right into a problem and didn’t clue in to it because the people were saying things he wanted to hear, is fair. I, and most, supported his economic arguments (still do). I didn’t see him as the most deft politician, and still don’t. He’s laser-focussed on problems I consider important, to the exclusion of other important things that also exist.

  172. 172.

    The Pale Scot

    December 10, 2016 at 8:39 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    need to work in the WASF call letters or identifier.

    Unfortunately, WTFH is already taken

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