Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Trump’s legal defense is going to be a dumpster fire inside a clown car on a derailing train.

We still have time to mess this up!

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

I was promised a recession.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Let there be snark.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Bark louder, little dog.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Republicans in disarray!

Joe Lieberman disappointingly reemerged to remind us that he’s still alive.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

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  1. 1.

    Anonymous At Work

    I wasn’t aware that alternate AFC East teams were possible on John Cole’s blog…
    GO RAVENS!!

  5. 5.

    Seth Owen

    Go Pats!

    I’ll note that Brady was subjected to the very sort of fact-free witch hunt we are going to see replicated at the federal level starting next month.

  8. 8.

    Larkspur

    Football does not make me happy this year. Maybe if they glued a sickly yellow comb-over onto the pigskin. But probably not even then.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    @efgoldman: You’re wrong about Chuckie — he’s a decent announcer. But the goddamned motherfucking Pats are a fine team, there’s no denying it.

  11. 11.

    Larkspur

    @efgoldman: Some of us are old enough to remember The Catch and those wonderful years, and then some of us burst into tears. Some of us don’t care one little bitty bit. Damn.

  14. 14.

    scott alloway

    @efgoldman: I so remember. I’m a Patsies fan since before Schaefer Stadium. They sucked for years. Except for Grogan and his team in the mid-70s and Andre Tillis.

  15. 15.

    M. Bouffant

    Trump’s BFF Bellichump can go fish for all I care, & I think you know what I mean.

    Hoping for Oaktown to beat them deservedly & decisively in the play-offs.

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    J. C.

    Maybe if you hadn’t been a fucking c#nt all election bad mouthing the one candidate in my lifetime who didn’t take the bribes Hillary took and use politics to make himself rich we wouldn’t be in this mess. But, you wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how much you loved the Clintons, who couldn’t wait to enrich themselves, before coming back to enrich themselves all over again.

    You know who’s a real ex-president with honor? Jimmy Carter. He went on to eradicate guinea worm and work for habitat humanity. Hillary went to work assuring Goldman Sachs she had their back.

    Stop writing about politics. You have no fucking idea what you are doing or talking about. Betty Cracker? How about Dumbass Cracker.

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