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MNF: Pats vs. Ravens

by Betty Cracker|  December 12, 20168:20 pm| 18 Comments

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Let’s go, Ravens! Maybe there’s something we can salvage outta this shitty year!

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  1. 1.

    Anonymous At Work

    December 12, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    I wasn’t aware that alternate AFC East teams were possible on John Cole’s blog…
    GO RAVENS!!

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    December 12, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    This is literally the only god damned time we root for the fucking patriots, Betty.

    Jesus christ.

  3. 3.

    JPL

    December 12, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Let me be the first to mention that I hope the Pats crush them.

    haha.. The blog host beat me to it.

  4. 4.

    frosty

    December 12, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Go Ravens from here too!!

    PS Who the hell are these announcers?

  5. 5.

    Seth Owen

    December 12, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Go Pats!

    I’ll note that Brady was subjected to the very sort of fact-free witch hunt we are going to see replicated at the federal level starting next month.

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    December 12, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @John Cole: My teams are the Bucs and whoever is playing the freaking Pats.

  7. 7.

    Betty Cracker

    December 12, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Seth Owen: Yeah, and the War on Christmas is REAL, man!

  8. 8.

    Larkspur

    December 12, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Football does not make me happy this year. Maybe if they glued a sickly yellow comb-over onto the pigskin. But probably not even then.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    December 12, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @efgoldman: You’re wrong about Chuckie — he’s a decent announcer. But the goddamned motherfucking Pats are a fine team, there’s no denying it.

  10. 10.

    Larkspur

    December 12, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I hate those stupid excellent Pats. I mean, I would if I cared about football anymore. Which I don’t. I shall now flounce the fuck away.

  11. 11.

    Larkspur

    December 12, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @efgoldman: Some of us are old enough to remember The Catch and those wonderful years, and then some of us burst into tears. Some of us don’t care one little bitty bit. Damn.

  12. 12.

    JPL

    December 12, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Brady is good, and in fact Brady is really good.

  13. 13.

    Barbara

    December 12, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    This is a pretty entertaining game. Even the mistakes are entertaining.

  14. 14.

    scott alloway

    December 12, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @efgoldman: I so remember. I’m a Patsies fan since before Schaefer Stadium. They sucked for years. Except for Grogan and his team in the mid-70s and Andre Tillis.

  15. 15.

    M. Bouffant

    December 12, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    Trump’s BFF Bellichump can go fish for all I care, & I think you know what I mean.

    Hoping for Oaktown to beat them deservedly & decisively in the play-offs.

  16. 16.

    M. Bouffant

    December 12, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @efgoldman: Pls. don’t remind me.

  17. 17.

    frosty

    December 12, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Not used to seeing the Pats goof up quite this much.

  18. 18.

    J. C.

    December 13, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Maybe if you hadn’t been a fucking c#nt all election bad mouthing the one candidate in my lifetime who didn’t take the bribes Hillary took and use politics to make himself rich we wouldn’t be in this mess. But, you wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how much you loved the Clintons, who couldn’t wait to enrich themselves, before coming back to enrich themselves all over again.

    You know who’s a real ex-president with honor? Jimmy Carter. He went on to eradicate guinea worm and work for habitat humanity. Hillary went to work assuring Goldman Sachs she had their back.

    Stop writing about politics. You have no fucking idea what you are doing or talking about. Betty Cracker? How about Dumbass Cracker.

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