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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Thursday Evening Open Thread: “What’s really bugging Trump about Obama”

Thursday Evening Open Thread: “What’s really bugging Trump about Obama”

by Anne Laurie|  December 29, 20167:15 pm| 206 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes

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Just so we know, Politico explains it’s not easy being orange, according to President-Asterisk Smallgloves:

Donald Trump can’t decide whether he thinks the transition of power is going well or not.

But he knows he doesn’t like how much attention Barack Obama is getting and is also bothered by what Trump and his closest advisers see as an active effort to poke the president-elect and undermine the incoming administration with last-minute policy changes on his way out of office, according to two people close to the transition.

And the relationship is likely to get worse in the three weeks until the inauguration: Obama is scheduled to give a farewell address Jan. 10 that is expected to be a recounting of his successes and an inherent contrast with Trump and the administration is rushing to make public a report on Russian hacking during the election that intelligence officials say was done to help Trump, though the president-elect has disputed that entirely…

Wednesday night, in response to a question from a reporter, Trump went even further to move past the situation.

“Our staffs have been getting along very well, and I’m getting along very well with him,” he said, “other than a couple of statements that I responded to and we talked about it and smiled about it and nobody is ever going to know because we are never going to be going against each other.”…

Most of all, though, Trump is frustrated with how Obama has poked him, by claiming in a podcast interview with former adviser David Axelrod that he could have beaten Trump had he been eligible to run again. (The president made that claim as part of an insistence that his kind of positive, hopeful campaign would have resonated with Americans, despite what Trump successfully tapped into.)

Trump was also irritated by Obama’s comments at Pearl Harbor on Tuesday afternoon in which he said, “even when hatred burns hottest, even when the tug of tribalism is at its most primal, we must resist the urge to turn inward. We must resist the urge to demonize those who are different.” These felt to Trump like direct criticism of the president-elect, according to two people close to Trump.

Obama administration aides deny that the president was talking about Trump. And the White House is pointedly not responding to Trump’s tweets…

Almost added “Old Man Yells At Clouds” as a category tag, except that seems too playful for the Cheeto Benito. Good for President Obama and his team, regardless.

What’s on the agenda for the evening?

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206Comments

  1. 1.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    December 29, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    What’s on the agenda for the evening?

    Bigfooting real news, apparently.

  2. 2.

    Elizabelle

    December 29, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: I dunno. I’d had enough of the earlier thread.

    A pet picture would be nice.

    In good news, sounds like delk’s dog Gav continues to recover. Maybe he will update us. Last we heard, the dog was going commando.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    The United States of America. A nation barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first baüdnic nation. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

    Baud! 2020!

  4. 4.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    @Elizabelle: That was posted when the post first came up an hour ago. See the timestamp.

  5. 5.

    Inmourning

    December 29, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Rock on, Baud! Or is it baud? And what does the umlaut do to the pronunciation?

  6. 6.

    jeffreyw

    December 29, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    How about a bowl of kittehs?

  7. 7.

    Another Scott

    December 29, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    Seeing “Wrecked” on TBS for the first time right now. The opening is genius! (0:43).

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  8. 8.

    Hal

    December 29, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    I know I’ve posted this twice, but once more, with feeling; because I still can’t believe the successor to President Obama is Trump.

    “If I have to jump six feet to get the same thing that you have to jump two feet for ― that’s how racism works. To be president, [Obama] had to be scholarly, intelligent, president of the Harvard Law Review, the product of some of our greatest educational institutions, capable of talking to two different worlds, Donald Trump had to be rich and white. That was it. That’s the difference.”

  9. 9.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @Inmourning: Makes it cool.

    (And splits up the vowel sound)

  10. 10.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    December 29, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    Are we going to make it through the next four years? Somebody tell me we’re going to make it through the next four years.

  11. 11.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 29, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    I actually think an open thread goes well with a serious thread, keeps the more serious discussion focused

  12. 12.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): We’re not immortal.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    @Hal: True.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    December 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): If I were you I would start heading south again post haste. They already know how to exist in the conditions that are coming to America.

  15. 15.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Sorry, I can’t tell you that in good conscience.

  16. 16.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    Darrin Bell perfectly explains what Dems need to do

    http://www.gocomics.com/candorville/2016/12/29

  17. 17.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    December 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    Open thread? Iggy and Muppet comfort the afflicted.

    Also, too: back spasms suck.

  18. 18.

    Corner Stone

    December 29, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Hal: And male.

  19. 19.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    No, this post originally came right after Adam’s. She took it down for a while.

  20. 20.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA:

    Squee!

  21. 21.

    Inmourning

    December 29, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Baud, thanks, I think.

  22. 22.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    December 29, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I tell myself that people managed to survive in Russian satellite countries for decades, so we probably can too. Oddly, I don’t find the thought comforting.

  23. 23.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    December 29, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @zhena gogolia: That’s what I said when I saw them like that. You realize the dialogues are just a cheap excuse to post pictures, I’m sure.

  24. 24.

    Botsplainer

    December 29, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    @Hal:

    Said it before, I’ll say it again – Barack Obama is everything that white Christian conservative America claimed it wanted all black men to be, and they vilified, mocked, scorned, insulted and fucked him.

    Jeremiah Wright was correct – God Damn America.

  25. 25.

    Mike in NC

    December 29, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    It just burns Trump’s fat ass that he has to be trained for the job by an uppity Muslim who was born in Kenya.

  26. 26.

    JaneE

    December 29, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    We must resist the urge to demonize those who are different.”

    Noble sentiment generally applicable, but Trump feels criticized?

    It is going to be a long 4 years.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I actually think an open thread goes well with a serious thread, keeps the more serious discussion focused

    I agree. I was disappointed that Anne Laurie pulled it earlier. Never have understood all the fussing about “bigfooting,” anyhow. Are that many readers of this blog incapable of toggling from one thread to another?

  28. 28.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    The princess put a quilt in the washer and it is totally borked. I called the local dude and, after abut 15 minutes, he said “sorry man, this new one is over my head. He didn’t charge me but now we get to wait a week to get drilled by Sears! Bad week for the $$!

  29. 29.

    Gex

    December 29, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    I have noticed this with people like Trump for a long time.

    If you talk about racism generally, certain people get very offended and take it as a personal attack.

    IOW they voluntarily identify themselves as racists. It’d be hilarious if it weren’t so sad that they don’t realize what they’ve done and how they’ve indicated to the world that they themselves think they are racist.

  30. 30.

    Pogonip

    December 29, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    @Elizabelle: Yay! (That it’s recovering; I have no opinion on its sartorial choices.)

  31. 31.

    gorram

    December 29, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @Baud: Not to be pedantic, but if it had that effect it would be a tréma not an umlaut (which signals fronting – so Baud that rhymes with Todd would become Bäud that rhymes with toyed).

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @raven:

    Sorry! No matter what they say, I assume I can’t wash quilts. They just stay dirty. I use the lint brush / vacuum cleaner on them.

  33. 33.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @Gex:

    yeah, it’s really interesting.

  34. 34.

    Cacti

    December 29, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    @Hal:

    All due respect to TNC, Obama had to jump a canyon to get the same thing Donald Trump was rolled across a red carpet in a gilded wheelchair to receive.

  35. 35.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    December 29, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Perfectly capable of toggling (and I wish that were as naughty as it sounds), but new posts right on top of one another do have a tendency to curtail discussion on the earlier ones, and I thought Adam’s had the potential for interesting discussion and was just getting going. I’m not in charge here (duh!) but it looks like maybe AL thought something along those lines, too.

  36. 36.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    @raven:
    What kind of washer is it & what exactly is the issue. I have sadly become an expert on the damn things, maybe I can help you out

  37. 37.

    Botsplainer

    December 29, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    So I wonder how much Obama could get under Trump’s skin by being the junior senator from Vermont? I hear there’s a race there in 2018…

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @gorram:

    I thought it was a diaeresis.

  39. 39.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 29, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud: speak for yourself, I plan to be a robot soon.

  40. 40.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @Cacti: True.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: How’s the roboBaud project going?

  42. 42.

    MazeDancer

    December 29, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Something’s brewing in GOP land.

    Trump is saying “move on” about Russia. KellyAnne is on TV saying “move on”.

    And neither Ryan nor McConnell is falling in line. Both their statements were anti-Russia. McConnell – who stopped Mr. Obama from revealing any facts before the election – is now calling for investigations.

    Maybe there is new info coming out in the big intel report next month? If the Trump Campaign – not just Trump or Manafort, but say, the whole campaign – is found to have known about Russian hacking, has to be noted Paul Ryan is 3rd in line of succession.

  43. 43.

    tybee

    December 29, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @raven: our experience with sears was that it took a week (or two) to get the guy to the house and after he poked around a bit, he ordered a part, which took another week (or two) to show up at our door and then it would take another week for him to show up. damn near a month of down time each time the appliance crapped out. which happened 3 or 4 times a year. they finally replaced it. after 18 months of jerking around. never. again.

  44. 44.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @MazeDancer: Could also be a self-interested move to remind Trump that he has to work with them on their agenda as well.

  45. 45.

    HermanNewticks

    December 29, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    The reason he can’t decide is because he still hasn’t figured out with the job entails. And the reason he’s frustrated with Obama is that what little he has figured out about the job demonstrates to him that Obama is doing it better than His Orangeness ever could. Narcissists can’t stand to see someone outclassing them. And you gotta admit, Obama makes a hard job look easy. It’s got to be evident to H.O. that PBO outclasses him by a mile.

  46. 46.

    The Lodger

    December 29, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @efgoldman: Now that the collar is off, it’s easier for him to see the keys.

  47. 47.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    we must resist the urge to turn inward. We must resist the urge to demonize those who are different.” These felt to Trump like direct criticism of the president-elect

    For once I can type, he is correct. Obama was taking a shot at the shitgibbon. For once his being a thin skinned imbecile was useful.

  48. 48.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 29, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    @MazeDancer: maybe they haven’t got marching orders out yet.

    @Baud: it got put on the back burner on account of not being a video game.

  49. 49.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    How the Presidency Was Stolen

  50. 50.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:

    I wasn’t specifically talking about you. There’s one commenter who seems to leap on nearly every new post with merry cries of “STOMP! STOMP!” if the timestamp’s within about 45 minutes of the previous thread. I think s/he really started annoying John with all the accusations of bigfooting. Haven’t seen that commenter around recently.

    For me, one of the quirky charms of this place is that we can go all day long, seven or eight hours sometimes, on a morning open thread, and then have four or five new posts by different FPs over the course of an evening.

  51. 51.

    delk

    December 29, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    Gav lounging around

  52. 52.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Can we make Baud! The Video Game?

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    one of the quirky charms of this place is that we can go all day long, seven or eight hours sometimes,

    I thought you were going in a much sexier direction.

  53. 53.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    @efgoldman:

    delk’s dog can type? In English? That’s one amazing pooch.

    In fareness, hes not a very gud speeler.

  54. 54.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    @delk: Yay!

  55. 55.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 29, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @Baud: that’s gonna cost ya.

  56. 56.

    JPL

    December 29, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @delk: He looks good!

  57. 57.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @Baud:

    I thought you were going in a much sexier direction.

    I take my endurance training wherever I find it.

  58. 58.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    @delk:

    OMG, what a face!!

  59. 59.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    @Hal:

    Donald Trump had to be rich and white.

    Point of order, he had to be a white racist man, who promised to put blah and brown people back where they belong, and women too. As to rich, he claims to be, but then again Bernie Madoff gave showed us that looks can be deceiving.

  60. 60.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Naaaah.

  61. 61.

    Elizabelle

    December 29, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @delk: He looks great! Soulful little look at the end.

    The dog. Must find safer things to consume. Stay well, Gav.

  62. 62.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’m good for it.

  63. 63.

    Keith G

    December 29, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    … seems too playful for the Cheeto Benito

    Somewhere an irony angel just got it’s wings and proceeded to fly into a wall and die from head trauma.

  64. 64.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Jonathan Chait Verified account
    ‏@jonathanchait

    Tucker Carlson and Glenn Greenwald unite to dismiss Russian hacking story

  65. 65.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    The odds are 50/50, depending on where you live. If you are near a major city your chances are 25/75. Good luck, I’m only 30 miles from NYC, so I think my chances of survival are pretty slim.

  66. 66.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    @delk:
    Looks like googie is recovering nicely! thanks for sharing

  67. 67.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Kurt Eichenwald ‏@kurteichenwald 13m13 minutes ago

    Career intel officer told me Trump et.al. dismissing hack findings on basis of nothing is causing greatest demoralization at CIA in years.

  68. 68.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Joy Reid Verified account
    ‏@JoyAnnReid

    Joy Reid Retweeted Washington Examiner

    A culture clash is coming between multicultural DC culture, Republican culture and Trumpist culture.

  69. 69.

    John

    December 29, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    I dislike (or rather hate) Trump as much as the rest of you, but may I make a suggestion? Let’s stop calling him names. Trump will do fine.

    My reason? When you read a comment or a post from a right winger with “O’bummer” or “Obonehead” or “Eunuch in Chief” what is your reaction? If you’re like me, you discount it immediately and stop reading.

    There is a ton of valuable content on Balloon Juice, and trust me I share your sentiments. But maybe if we tone down the name calling maybe we can actually get someone on the fence to move to our side? Otherwise this is just a smarter DailyKos.

    Just a thought.

  70. 70.

    cynthia ackerman

    December 29, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    I like BHO’s slow boil of PEOTUS so far, and I hope it builds to a succession of toxic olive branches.

  71. 71.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    @John:

    I tend to agree, amused as I am by the various nicknames.

  72. 72.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Josh Lederman Verified account
    ‏@joshledermanAP

    Wow. Russian spokeswoman Maria Zakharova on Obama: “It’s not an administration, it’s a group of foreign policy losers, angry and ignorant.”

  73. 73.

    MazeDancer

    December 29, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Baud:

    Could also be a self-interested move to remind Trump that he has to work with them on their agenda as well.

    Have always assumed they’ve warned Trump either sign our granny-starver stuff or we’ll impeach you. Because Trump’s base hates Ryan and Trump would like to not sign as a way to kneecap Ryan as payback for election insults.

    Trump probably thought he’d bought off McConnell by appointing his wife. And maybe Russia had something on Ryan. But maybe not.

    @Major Major Major Major:

    maybe they haven’t got marching orders out yet.

    Maybe. But Trump has been saying “move on” for a while. And a few GOP are going full Vlad’s the Man. So, Ryan and McConnell must know what Trump wants.

    Guess we won’t know more til the report is released.

  74. 74.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Yes, we fail to have the wonderful foreign policy of Russia, which consists of bombing cities into the stone age.

  75. 75.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Botsplainer:
    We always knew he was.
    The last few years have been real eye opener for many white people. Between the unwarranted contempt Obama has had to endure, the killing of black people for no reason by agents of the state, and finally the rejection of a supremely qualified woman in favor of carnival barker, people can now understand.

  76. 76.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    @John:

    Otherwise this is just a smarter, better-looking DailyKos.

    Fixed.

  77. 77.

    lamh36

    December 29, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Here I am in 4th grade. Someone on FB tagged me in a yearbook post on the page for alumni of my elementary school…and guess who was featured in one of the “snap shots”…ME!

  78. 78.

    Ruviana

    December 29, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @rikyrah: Wow, the Russian spokespeople are taking speechifying lessons from Trump! Sad!

  79. 79.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 29, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @MazeDancer: I think also Ryan is trying to maintain a detached ‘working relationship’ with Trump. Not sure that’s going to work out for him.

  80. 80.

    ThresherK

    December 29, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @raven:
    @tybee:

    I have had good luck in 1) advice and information about symptoms, including direct replies via webforum, 2) diagrams to determine part numbers, and 3) timely shipping of reasonably-priced parts, from SearsPartsDirect. One could do worse if one is of a mind to do a little wrenching themselves; I didn’t know I could fix a refrigeraor or dishwasher, but I did.

    This was at most recent 5 years ago. I can’t say the hedge fund guy running Sears into the ground now hasn’t left this division alone.

  81. 81.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @John:
    Thanks for the advice, I will try really hard to not call Trump:
    Orange asshat
    Adult blobfish
    Deflated football
    Fart-infused lump of raw meat
    Melting pig carcass
    Talking comb-over
    Human equivalent of cargo pants that zip away into shorts
    Seagull dipped in tikka masala
    Bursting landfill of municipal solid waste
    Mountain of rotting whale blubber
    Sputum-filled Orange Julius
    Gangrenous gaping wound
    Racist, sexist block of aged Cheddar
    Oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard
    Neo-fascist real estate golem
    Abandoned roadside ham hock
    Bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy
    Monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam
    A walking pile of reanimated roadkill
    Heaving carcass
    Stately hot dog casing
    Flatulent leather couch
    Swollen earthworm gizzard
    Narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho
    Yellowing hunk of masticated gristle
    A human/Komodo dragon hybrid
    Blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran
    “Taco truck”
    A man who could one day become the first hobgoblin to enter the White House
    A pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball
    Horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler
    Malignant corn chip
    Human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit
    The sculpture your three-year-old made out of soggy ground-up goldfish snacks
    A man with the hair of a radioactive skunk
    Roiling Cheez Whiz mass
    Cryogenically frozen bog man
    A glistening, shouting gristle mass with a history of saying terrible and stupid things
    Screaming giant cheese wedge
    Republican frontrunner and 250-pound accumulation of rancid beef
    Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch
    Temperamental gelatinous sponge
    Sentient hate-balloon
    A Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria
    Sun-kissed ass plug
    Self-tanning enthusiast
    An enraged, bewigged fetus blown up to nightmarish size
    Parental pile of burnt organic material
    Human-shaped wad of Gak
    Walking irradiated tumor
    Uncooked chicken breast
    KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank
    Neon-tinted hellion
    A plentiful field of dung piled into the shape of a presidential candidate
    Malfunctioning wind turbine
    Seeping fleabag
    Sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese
    A sticky, grabby, Cheeto-hued toddler with no sense of adult deportment
    Figurative rubber, and also literal rubber
    A carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine
    Sentient waste disposal plant
    A disappointment
    Poorly-drawn fascist
    Racist teratoma
    Lamprey eel spray-painted gold
    A hair that you pluck, causing a cluster of hairs to sprout in its place
    Sunken, corroding soufflé
    Nacho cheese golem
    Undead tangerine
    A cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad
    Fossilized meatball
    Horking mole-creature suffering from radioactive spray-tan
    Tattered Craigslist sofa
    A full-grown Monopoly dog carefully balancing a spongecake atop his head
    Play-Doh factory explosion
    A new superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs
    Unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar
    Melting orange popsicle
    A dangerous and stupid bigot who I do not have the heart to give a silly nickname to right now
    A desiccated, hollowed-out pumpkin stuffed with wasps
    A rusted refrigerator left out in the sun until its contents rot and swell into one noxious, congealed mass
    A regurgitated wombat
    Moldy pumpkin spice latte
    A tax-avoidant opossum testicle dead-set on becoming president
    Shrieking carbuncle in a red power tie
    A Chipotle burrito taken to its natural, digested conclusion
    Evil toddler and our Republican presidential nominee
    A clump of moldering drain hair
    An inflated pig stomach full of rotten pierogi
    Flatulent butternut squash
    One putrescent orange marshmallow
    A sentient pile of dirty sheets covered in poop
    Pilonidal cyst
    Sexist sentient carrot
    An abandoned cruise ship full of people afflicted with the Noro virus
    A jack-o’-lantern that at least ten people have been using as a toilet
    Bruised yam
    Flaming sack of shit
    Overflowing litter box
    A repugnant pile of fetid horse shit
    Shaved bear
    Demonic, racist goldfish
    Everyone’s least favorite Republican presidential candidate/rotting jack-o’-lantern
    The embodiment of a long and thunderous fart in a stalled elevator
    Rancid Halloween Oreo filling
    Rage-addled Oompa Loompa
    Rotten tanner-saturated gourd
    Man-sized ass cyst
    Your shitty racist uncle
    A wizened ogre of a man with a mouth like an anus
    Bewigged swollen gall bladder
    A wheezing Blurrg from Endor’s forest moon
    Trumpelstiltskin (whose gift is turning billions of dollars into air molecules)
    Inflamed carbuncle
    A face like a rusted manhole cover, hair that legally qualifies as a fire hazard, and the diet of Templeton the rat
    A soggy cracker spread with spoiled shrimp compote
    Amphibious
    Noted chode
    An industrial-sized wastebasket in a clip-on tie
    Impacted molar
    A bag of hot garbage moldering in the summer sun
    A dry creek bed mysteriously studded with dog turds
    A haunted bidet
    A yellowing mop dripping with an unidentifiable, viscous fluid
    Anthropomorphic lie
    A rooster who wandered into the house and has to be restrained beneath a metal wastebasket
    The political equivalent of one of those mutant factory farm chickens with breasts so big it can’t walk
    Spray-tanned blobfish
    The human equivalent to a hideously oppressive smell with no known provenance
    A parking cone with emotional issues
    Moldy prawn burrito
    Gelatinous heap
    A horrible man with hair like used dental floss and ideas that threaten the definition of democracy as we know it
    A hexed tub of Velveeta that’s been brought to life and won’t stop screaming racist insults from inside your kitchen cabinet
    A scabies outbreak in your freshman dormitory
    Fetid pooh-face
    Floppy sack of rancid chicken fat
    Self tanner-soaked Whoopee cushion
    A cicada husk dipped in fermenting carrot soup
    Fire ant infestation with too many resources
    A cirrhotic cheetah liver dusted in gold leaf
    Walking staph infection
    Large orange baby
    A sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus
    Serial woman-cherisher
    Besuited Chucky doll
    Objectively horrible person
    Toxic algae bloom
    Noted orangémon
    A man whose head firmly resembles a lone radioactive testicle sealed in a jar of formaldehyde
    The contents of a dumpster behind a Roll N Roaster
    Doritos Spicy Asbestos Flavor
    A snot-flavored Jelly Bean gaining a frightening amount of power and influence
    Malformed traffic cone
    Decaying, hollowed-out tree trunk that is now housing a family of malnourished, furious possums
    An enlarged brick of spittle-flecked Crisco sliding headlong towards the White House
    Our favorite fascist wad of upchucked puréed carrots
    Gold-tipped mucus plug
    Melted Claymation villain
    Unwashed fumigation tent
    What happens when a GOP-leaning member of mutant gang in The Hills Have Eyes has a wet dream
    An eggroll to which someone has wastefully glued a hairpiece
    One of those piles of sand by a highway
    A golden goose so loved by God he was transformed into a human man, only the Lord got tired midway through and paused for rest, never to resume
    Moldering Cheez-It
    A hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife
    Actually three bigoted baby Muppets stacked on top of one another
    Half-melted pile of candy corn from Halloween ‘83
    An angry ghost
    Giant mound of hardened Cheez Whiz
    A smushed up caterpillar your 6-year-old brother set on fire with a magnifying glass
    Rotten kabocha squash

  82. 82.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Schlemazel:
    Because look at how badly the rights name calling hurt the Republicans in this past election

  83. 83.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    @lamh36: Cute and sassy!

  84. 84.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @tybee: Ugh, I’m looking a appliantology right now but I really don’t think I can handle this because it went to computerized instead of mechanical.

  85. 85.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 29, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @Schlemazel: you forgot Il Douche

  86. 86.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Frank Rich ‏@frankrichny 4h4 hours ago

    Lingering question from Trump campaign, more relevant than ever: What did Paul Manafort know and when did he know it?

  87. 87.

    hilts

    December 29, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    What’s on the agenda for the evening?

    Flipping back and forth between Breaking Bad and Downton Abbey marathons.

  88. 88.

    EBT

    December 29, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Schlemazel: Needs deadbeat donnie.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    December 29, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @ThresherK

    Location matters. The few times have had need of calling Sears for repair have found them each time to be prompt (as in show up next business day, and on time), knowledgeable, polite, efficient and (when there was a charge) affordable.

  90. 90.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    We will make it

  91. 91.

    Denali

    December 29, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @John,
    You forgot TEFA and our own favorite,Shitgibbon,as well.

  92. 92.

    Suzanne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Fuck you AGAIN, 2016.

    Drove up to Flagstaff for a snow day with the family. Leaving with a broken finger with seven stitches in it and blood all over my clothes. Wicked pisser.

  93. 93.

    Starfish

    December 29, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    @John: I agree.

    In some earlier thread someone was calling Lindsay Graham, Miss Lindsay, and that comes across as homophobic nonsense.

  94. 94.

    ThresherK

    December 29, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @NotMax: Hmm. I haven’t had to get their actual on-site servicers (or -authorized contractors). Glad you’re near a good site for that. No idea of the reputation around my county for ’em.

  95. 95.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Yeeesh! What happened? Whatever it was, I’m so sorry.

  96. 96.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Suzanne: I’m sorry. Almost over.

  97. 97.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    December 29, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Also Baby Hand Model.

  98. 98.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): My God, what a hideous baby that would be!

  99. 99.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 29, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Ok, I’m starting to suspect that we’re all being trolled here by @realDonaldTrump.

    How do you go from

    “Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks. Thought it was going to be a smooth transition – NOT!”

    to this

    “Our staffs have been getting along very well, and I’m getting along very well with him,” he said, “other than a couple of statements that I responded to and we talked about it and smiled about it and nobody is ever going to know because we are never going to be going against each other.”…

    in six hours? And seemingly not have any recollection of what you said earlier?

    Does Dumhole really do any of the Twittering at all? Or is it really Kelly Anne under the influence of Ambien?

  100. 100.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    that is not even half the list & does not include many of my faves, like Mango Mussolini, Hair Furor, Tangerine Tumor or animated Animate funnel cake

  101. 101.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Starfish:
    It would be wrong if her were out of the closet and supported gay rights but that he remains closeted and anti-gay rights the judges will accept it

  102. 102.

    ThresherK

    December 29, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Suzanne: That sounds awful. Hope things heal quick.

  103. 103.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    December 29, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Also Hair Furor, Orange Foolius, Truculent Tangerine, Trumplethinskin, Pumpkin(dick)head, Oleaginous Offal, Agent Double-Naught 7, and But-he’s-nuts Squash.

  104. 104.

    NeenerNeener

    December 29, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    “Angry Circus Peanut” is missing too.

  105. 105.

    mai naem mobile

    December 29, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    What bugs Lumpy about the O-Man is that Obama is smarter, self made, good looking, became more powerful at a younger age , and finally, that Obama won both elections in straight out modern landslides without any hanky panky help. Oh,yeah also Obama has long beautiful fingers and you know,wink wink,what that means.

  106. 106.

    Suzanne

    December 29, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Baud: Husband and I found some dark humor in the situation—this has been such an expensive year medically that we hit our deductible a couple of months ago. So at least this has been free.

  107. 107.

    mai naem mobile

    December 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Suzanne: jeezus,you need to catch a break.

  108. 108.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    December 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud: You’re welcome.

  109. 109.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @rikyrah: How very Trumpish of her.

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    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Schlemazel: Kenmore Laundry Center. There is no rhyme or reason to what it does on the various settings, will fill, empty and agitate but not spin. The tech just shook his head and pointed out the two “computers”, one one the inside case and the other behind all the dials.

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    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Suzanne: You still have a day left to have emergency surgery. Good luck!

  112. 112.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 29, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @Schlemazel: That is just the best list evah. How long did it take you to come up with it? lolol

  113. 113.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Saw the photos. Is it just a coincidence that it was your bird-flippin’ finger that was injured?

  114. 114.

    SFBayAreaGal

    December 29, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @Schlemazel: You forgot my favorite Twitler

  115. 115.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Schlemazel:
    One thing that I think has not gotten the attention it deserves is how successful the right has been as using the lefts own sensitivity against itself.

    For example: There was an article on that cow (SEXIST) in NC who approved of Mrs Trump as “classy” as opposed to that ape in heels. I commented that the future first lady had nude photos which were very classy while the current FLOTUS was trashy because she weore a sleeveless dress. I was attacked for “slut shaming”. I had not said anything negative about the pictures though if you actually saw them you would not positively compare them to artistic nudes, they were pron shots. So, instead of discussing the hypocrisy of the GOP the thread wanted to discuss slut shaming. That is something you would never see the right doing to itself

  116. 116.

    Woodrowfan

    December 29, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @raven: use Angies List and.or Yelp to find a reliable repairman and forget the warranty. Sears and Best Buy and the rest contract with the shittest repair guys. The ones whose business would fail if the manufacturer didn’t send them customers. I learned that dealing with Whirlpool. Every repair place they recommended had a huge number of complaints on Yelp. We called one, he showed up 8 hours late and we were not home. I called a repair guy we used before, he came the next day, and fixed the problem for under $100.

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    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Suzanne:
    WTH did you do to yourself?

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    Iowa Old Lady

    December 29, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: My assumption is that Trump tweeted the first one and someone on his staff tweeted the second.

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    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @raven:
    Oh yeah, thats not good. Sorry but there is no helping on that. There will have to be a new electronics board installed and that is something I can’t help with.

    I have a lot of experience with the mechanical bits, a lot of pumps and motors and belts but the electronic stuff is custom built and there usually is not much to be done.

  120. 120.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yup, I repaired my old one about 10 times.

  121. 121.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:
    like I always do, I cheated!
    http://theslot.jezebel.com/every-description-jezebel-used-for-donald-trump-during-1772372244
    If you are not reading Jezebel and their sub site The Slot you are missing some good stuff, both serious and snark

  122. 122.

    rikyrah

    December 29, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @delk:

    Gav looks good.

  123. 123.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Woodrowfan: There is no warranty. As I already said I called the local dude with a good rep and he just threw up his hands. He didn’t charge me and asked me to let him know what they found out.I don’t feel as if I have any choice.

  124. 124.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    Jezebel and their sub site The Slot

    Why does a site have a sub site? And why don’t we have one?

  125. 125.

    mai naem mobile

    December 29, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @raven: i don’t think this will work but you might want to you tube your problem. I’ve found a lot of fixes for different stuff on YouTube – even on appliances. You could also call the place in town that carries part for it. They might have run into your problem before.

  126. 126.

    Woodrowfan

    December 29, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @raven: sorry, I missed that post. My apologies….

  127. 127.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    Two thumbs up !!

  128. 128.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @raven:
    So you would have been on top of anything I could have helped with anyway. Sorry I can do more.

    We bought an LG front loader years ago & it had the most delicate drain pump in the history of wash machines There was an access panel on the front but it was a fake so the whole machine had to be disassembled to get to the damn pump. I could take the whole thing apart and put it together blindfolded after 10 years. I had kept the dry going for 35 but finally could not get parts I needed so we broke down & bought a new set. I made sure I can clean the pump from the front on this one!

    Freed of those hobbies I got to rebuild the head for the water softener. SIgh, should have been born rich instead of smart

  129. 129.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 29, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Baud:

    Why does a site have a sub site? And why don’t we have one?

    How come everybody but us gets nice stuff?

  130. 130.

    Zinsky

    December 29, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Schlemazel – Wow! That’s an impressive body of work!

    What’s Really Bugging Trump About Obama?

    I’ll take Being Black for $800, Alex…

  131. 131.

    seaboogie

    December 29, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @John: I’m wit’ you on this – otherwise we risk becoming like the cons who rejoice in namecalling that lacks wit and never finds its target.

    In addition to calling Trump by his name, I am embracing treating him as a regular politician, and calling him out on what he does in that capacity, which is what the Italians finally learned to do with Berlusconi. Remove the mystique and celebrity, and treat him as any other pol/President who is roundly and regularly criticized for their actions.

    For an individual who cannot tolerate the slightest criticism, the fact that he ran for and won the most scrutinized job on the planet that comes with daily doses of criticism from friends as well as foes should be his undoing. And if we call him names, we are not only acting like his supporters, we are also acting like him – which does not reflect well on us.

  132. 132.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Baud:
    each gawker site has subs based on subject focused on a specific area. I suppose BJ could do that.

  133. 133.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yea, I use Samuri Appliance Repair for advice and they have done me right. I knew I was getting into a different ball of wax with this but we have to have a stackable and this was a decent deal. I’m reading the local sears tech reviews and, with a grain of salt, they look decent.

  134. 134.

    Baud

    December 29, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Schlemazel: Sounds confusing. I’m a simple man.

  135. 135.

    Mike in NC

    December 29, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Schlemazel: Said RWNJ cow was in West Virginia, not NC. But we will give them a run for their damn money.

  136. 136.

    NotMax

    December 29, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @raven

    As they used to say in vaudeville, “Pay the two dollars.”

  137. 137.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Mike in NC:
    fucking slave state all look alike to me

    thanks

  138. 138.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 29, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Wicked pisser.

    I didn’t know you were from Boston?

  139. 139.

    hovercraft

    December 29, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Suzanne:
    Ouch ;-(
    Sorry.

  140. 140.

    seaboogie

    December 29, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    Today I received an email from our most favorite President – one Barack Obama.

    A couple of weeks after the election I sent a brief email to the Whitehouse.gov site, addressed to POTUS, FLOTUS, Malia and Sasha – offering deep gratitude their gracious service to our country and wishing them well as they join us as private citizens once again. In doing so, I did say that while I took great joy in watching both inaugurations, I will be doing something other than watching them leave on Jan 20.

    The letter that the WH staff sends on his behalf in reply is very gracious and very much in Obama’s voice, and I will treasure it in the years to come. It is signed “All the best, Barack Obama”

    Whether my particular message is one that is read by Obama is not important to me, but the sending of it gives me comfort.

    If you are so inclined and have not already doneso, I invite all here to send the Obama family out on a massive tide of messages of gratitude – it’s a rather healing feeling…

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    debbie

    December 29, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    OH, good. I can keep using Mango Mussolini.

  142. 142.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Schlemazel: For you for producing the prodigious list of names, Ustad Rashid Khan singing Albela Saajan in Ahir Bhairava , a morning raaga.

  143. 143.

    debbie

    December 29, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Hope the healing’s speedy. I hit my deductible last week. Fuck me for thinking the lower deductible would be a help.

  144. 144.

    Meg

    December 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @raven: I made quilts and sometimes wash them in gentle cycle and lay them flat to dry.

  145. 145.

    raven

    December 29, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Meg: This may have been more of a bed spread, the dog puked on it.

  146. 146.

    Mike in NC

    December 29, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @seaboogie: We will write them. I have a framed Certificate of Appreciation for Service in the Armed Forces of the United States of America from President Obama. Glad that I timed it to miss Bush and Trump.

  147. 147.

    EBT

    December 29, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Baud: I miss when a forum with threads was good enough for people.

  148. 148.

    The Lodger

    December 29, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Schlemazel: Yeah, don’t do that.
    At least not all at once.

  149. 149.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    Thanks for that!
    Maybe you can help me on the subject of Indian music. There was a very famous Muslim performer who was famous for doing these incredible religious songs. He died within the last 5 years or so. NPR did a story on him & I found the music so moving I looked it up online. I discovered that he had some stuff recorded bu not much was publicly available because the songs tended to last for an hour or more so wouldn’t fit on an LP. I have lost what I did have and now can’t remember his name or get close on google. Is there any chance you can guess who I mean from that crappy amount of information?

  150. 150.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 29, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Suzanne:

    rove up to Flagstaff for a snow day with the family. Leaving with a broken finger with seven stitches in it and blood all over my clothes. Wicked pisser.

    I assume you were mixing up with some Bernie bros? They are hardheaded as well as insufferable!

  151. 151.

    Another Scott

    December 29, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @John: I understand the sentiment, but I dunno.

    Politics ain’t beanbag.

    If Donnies’ fee-fees are so delicate that he can’t tolerate being called Donnie (and worse), well, he shouldn’t be in politics.

    His insisting that he be called “Donald” is pretentious. Just as Larry O’Donnell insisting on being called Lawrence™ is pretentious. I call them the diminutive form of their names to show that I think they’re being pretentious. They’re free to do that, of course, but I don’t have to call them that if I don’t feel like it. I usually try to call people the name they prefer (hey, I have always gone by my middle name, so I know what it’s like), but Donnie is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish…

    Donnie’s decisions are going to affect the lives of hundreds of millions or even billions of people. He has a history of insulting and attacking people that he doesn’t like. He can see what it’s like not to be surrounded by Yes Men, see what it’s like to be the object of childish taunts and biting criticism and worse, and see what it’s like to be mocked and hated and laughed at – it goes with the job…

    My comments here are my personal opinion and I have no obligation to be “fair” or “civil” to him.

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  152. 152.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Another Scott:
    I give as much respect as I am shown. If the inflamed asshole is incapable of showing any respect then he should expect none.

    I get that we should try to be civil despite the fact we are opposed by inflamed assholes incapable of civility but the time for genteel civility passed when they elected an unqualified, unprepared, open bigot while reveling in his racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, demeaning assholishness. Fuck him and fuck them

  153. 153.

    seaboogie

    December 29, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @zhena gogolia: The laundromat is your friend, WRT to quilts, pillows and the like. Plus which, when I do wash an errant cat piddle off mine (the pee pads don’t always catch everything), I see the folks who do all their laundry there, and am doubly appreciative of my personal W/D for daily purposes.

  154. 154.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Schlemazel: Ustad Rashid Khan is still pretty much alive.
    Are you talking about Pundit Bhimsen Joshi, who was not a Muslim but was a foremost proponent of Hindustani Classical music. He even got India’s highest civilian honor, Bharat Ratna. Joshi was famous for his abhangas, devotional songs composed from the 12th to 16th centuries. He passed away in 2011.
    Teertha Vitthal, Kshetra Vitthal I found a live performance when he was a young man.

  155. 155.

    Felonius Monk

    December 29, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Schlemazel: You also forgot to list fatuously egotistical, semigelatinous fartbubble.

  156. 156.

    fuckwit

    December 29, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    What’s with the asterisk? I don’t get it.

  157. 157.

    seaboogie

    December 29, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @efgoldman: The best Trump name insults were the Scottish ones when he went to his golf course pre-Brexit. Apparenty the Scots have a traditional and singular talent for “taking the Mickey” out of someone, and their insults were both zesty and bracing. My fave from that time was “ludicrous tangerine ballsack” and “Spooon!”

    Now that the silly bugger has won, though – I am going to get a bit more constructive by calling him by his name, and then letting him have on policy. That will hurt him more than names will – being called out on his incompetence will be more effective.

  158. 158.

    Another Scott

    December 29, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @Schlemazel: Dunno who you’re thinking of, but here’s a couple that turned up for me in a search:

    Bismillah Khan (21 March 1916 – 21 August 2006)
    Jagjit Singh (8 February 1941 – 10 October 2011)

    I hope this helps a little. Good luck!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  159. 159.

    mainmata

    December 29, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @Hal: Absolutely. That’s the tragedy of this very flawed country.

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    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    that does not sound familiar and I think I remember their discussing his being a Muslim but I will look as it sounds really possible. THANKS!

  161. 161.

    dexwood

    December 29, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Schlemazel:
    I’ve been calling the insidious, treasonous, toxic prick Agent Orange.

  162. 162.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Another Scott: Bismillah Khan was a Shenai player, a wind instrument. Jagjit Singh, not a classical singer, mostly famous for gazhals and Hindi movie playback. Kinda of a like a male Snorah Jones in Urdu.

  163. 163.

    Schlemazel

    December 29, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Another Scott:
    thanks, Bismillah Khan sounds about right but the timing is wrong. Maybe they did the story long after his passing

    @schrodingers_cat:
    OK, if he is not a singer than thats not him either.

    I am going to bed so I’ll google the names you provided and let you know tomorrow. Thanks again to both of you

  164. 164.

    amk

    December 29, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Fuck you, 2016.

    Show us what who else you got.

  165. 165.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    @Schlemazel: Joshi is a quintessential Brahmin name, definitely not a Muslim.

  166. 166.

    Lizzy L

    December 29, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    @seaboogie: Thank you. Excellent suggestion! I just wrote my letter, and emailed it at whitehouse.gov.

  167. 167.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 29, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    @efgoldman: I can’t really think of a worse name for him than Donald Trump.

  168. 168.

    Ksmiami

    December 29, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): HMM. I DON’T THINK SO. It’s over. America will most likely continue a period of decline. Trump is a deathknell

  169. 169.

    hedgehog mobile

    December 29, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @delk: That face!

  170. 170.

    zhena gogolia

    December 29, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @seaboogie:

    Good idea. The only time I’ve written to him was about gun control after Sandy Hook.

  171. 171.

    James Powell

    December 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    Do you mean Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?

    He was Pakistani. Sang a song with Eddie Vedder on the Dead Man Walking soundtrack. Which is the only reason I heard of him.

  172. 172.

    LAC

    December 29, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @efgoldman: and I third that. That Orange tinged Buffon and his followers can go fuck themselves with their feelings.

  173. 173.

    J R in WV

    December 29, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Awww, that is SO cute! Thanks so much. Big bowl of kitteh, the white and orange guy looks like a tiny Rufus, who was colored like that but weighed close to 20 lbs. All muscle!

    So sweet. Thanx again.

  174. 174.

    brettvk

    December 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    @Schlemazel: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan? He died in 2007, though. One of my favorites, he was Sufi.
    eta: too late

  175. 175.

    danielx

    December 29, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    @John:

    Man, I’d love to go along with you…but Trump really is a douche rocket.

  176. 176.

    danielx

    December 29, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    Consensus at lunch today was four out of four (including two confirmed Republicans) – this asshole is going to get us all killed.

  177. 177.

    Jeffro

    December 29, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    It’s funny, almost, how Trump reads so much into Obama’s statements about the perils of hatred and stupidity…

    …it’s almost like Trump probably thinks the song is about him (don’t you, don’t you)?

    What a maroon. Can’t wait for Obama’s farewell address (well, only in the sense that it will lay down markers for all time, i.e., a decade at most in Americans’ train of thought, about both who we should be as a nation and his record of almost unparalleled success). And I REALLY can’t wait for his Russia-hacking report to drop: Carter Page, Paul Manafort, and Rex Tillerson, you have been warned…

  178. 178.

    debbie

    December 29, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    @brettvk:

    Your link says he died in 1997.

  179. 179.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    December 29, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @Another Scott: “Respect is EARNED, not given away.” – Worf

  180. 180.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 29, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @danielx: Also, I am not sure that this site will persuade a leaner to switch.

  181. 181.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 29, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    @brettvk: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan died in 1997 according to his wikipedia pg. His nephew Rahat is very good as well. @Schlemazel: Bismillah Khan may not sing, but he was pretty awesome too.

  182. 182.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 29, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    @efgoldman:

    And who knows, he may even have believed some of his own bullshit.

    Some?

  183. 183.

    ljt

    December 29, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    If one more of my FB friends, who I’m fairly certain voted for Trump, posts the following (I’ve actually seen a couple different versions), I’m going to puke.
    “One of the most important lessons I’m taking into 2017….If you can’t do anything about it, then let it go. Don’t be a prisoner to things you can’t change.” Tony Gaskins
    This is a disgusting attempt to forgive themselves for the shitstorm they’ve unleashed.

  184. 184.

    brettvk

    December 29, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Well, obviously I’ve lost at least a decade somewhere…one beer didn’t useta be so effective.

  185. 185.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 29, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    @brettvk: How much acid? Just asking…

  186. 186.

    J R in WV

    December 29, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    President Obama said:

    “even when hatred burns hottest, even when the tug of tribalism is at its most primal, we must resist the urge to turn inward. We must resist the urge to demonize those who are different.”

    And for some completely unknown reason Donald J Trump felt like these words were a criticism of his campaign ! HOW could this BE?

    Is it possible that Trump ran for office by fanning hatred, by demonizing those who might be perceived as different?

    NO, NO it couldn’t be that he ran as a racist hater! Oh, wait… yes, he did. And he knows that he did just that, this is why he thinks President Obama might be calling him out. Even though Obama didn’t mention his name at all, he knew when his name was being called.

  187. 187.

    Sibelius

    December 29, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    @Suzanne: Ah deductable exhaustion!, we had literally the summer/fall of CONSTANT strep throat between my wife and youngest daughter. From June until 2 tonsillectomies 2 weeks apart in October. The day before youngest daughter’s surgery, other daughter fell on a field trip, hit her head and got her first ambulance ride to the ER. Longest 5 minutes for me was the phone call from the school, “there’s been an accident and there is a head injury”. No cell service where they were and it took some time to get to a land line so the EMT could tell me she was ok. Still waiting on the ambulance bill! Good riddance to 2016 for us here. Hope you’re on the mend soon.

  188. 188.

    J R in WV

    December 29, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    @Schlemazel:

    But you can accurately call him Drumpf, which was his grandfather’s name, when he came to America from Germany as an immigrant. According to online experts, this translates from the German into English as “dull”.

    Enuff said !!

    Alright, there’s more. As a person who’s grandfather arrived here as an immigrant, this guy has no room to be calling other recent arrivals out in any way shape or for. Dull ~!! But it seems to have worked out for him, so far. We’ll see, interesting times.

  189. 189.

    danielx

    December 29, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    @efgoldman:

    For fuck’s sake, at least Sanctus Ronaldus Magnus could act the part.

    I suppose that’s one (of many) thing that irritates me about He, Trump. Every other president in my adult memory* has known how to at least act ‘presidential’ to greater or lesser degrees, if from nothing more than political instinct. ‘Presidential’ being one of those deals where I can’t define it but, at the saying goes, I know it when I see it. Maybe showing some signs of understanding the dignity, history and importance of the office (yeah, yeah, I know, Dubya doing the two step during a funeral). If the word ‘presidential’ is shown in the dictionary, there is, or should be, a picture under it of the shitgibbon labeled ‘not him’.

    And on that issue of not calling him names…Trump is an asshole, and he not only knows it but actively uses it as a tactic and indeed revels in it. That being the case, it almost behooves me to call a spade a fucking shovel.

    *more than six, but my memory groweth dim.

  190. 190.

    J R in WV

    December 29, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Geeze. They didn’t do that when I got out. Thanks, Nixon, for nuttin!

  191. 191.

    satby

    December 29, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    @delk: good to see him home!

  192. 192.

    satby

    December 30, 2016 at 12:05 am

    @Schlemazel: when was the last time I told you how much I love you??

  193. 193.

    Captain C

    December 30, 2016 at 12:08 am

    @Ella in New Mexico: IANAD but maybe ADHD and early stage dementia as factors? Plus a distraction from his and Rethug deeds and failures.

  194. 194.

    Tehanu

    December 30, 2016 at 12:08 am

    @Schlemazel:

    Heck, Schlemazel, tell us what you really think!

    [Of course, I instantly copied it to my desktop file headed by John Oliver’s wonderful formulation: America’s Wealthiest Hemorrhoid.]

  195. 195.

    Captain C

    December 30, 2016 at 12:14 am

    @Schlemazel: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.

  196. 196.

    bluefoot

    December 30, 2016 at 12:25 am

    @Schlemazel: Perhaps Maqbool Sabri of the Sabri brothers? I think he died in 2011.

  197. 197.

    Suzanne

    December 30, 2016 at 12:30 am

    @Steve in the ATL: Sledding mishap. It was surprisingly warm, so I wasn’t wearing gloves. I drove home, and the numbing stuff wore off about 20 minutes before I got home. I normally try to avoid all pain mess, but I am taking Vicodin tonight. Eff.

  198. 198.

    TriassicSands

    December 30, 2016 at 1:00 am

    The downside of what Obama is doing is that he’s dealing with a vengeful adolescent. Once in office, DT will probably spend as much time as he can, when he’s not secretly trying to enrich himself, getting even with Obama. That said, fuck Trump.

    @John:

    There’s only one thing I want to call Trump — Convicted Felon.
    (Though “disgraced ex-president” would be OK, too.)

  199. 199.

    rikyrah

    December 30, 2016 at 2:28 am

    @Botsplainer:
    Truth

  200. 200.

    Sab

    December 30, 2016 at 3:40 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: I agree. I used to think my pointless comments killed threads, until I realized I was just the final commenter on a thread that was already dead. Cannot kill a lively thread by boycotting.

  201. 201.

    Barry

    December 30, 2016 at 8:42 am

    @raven: “The princess put a quilt in the washer and it is totally borked. I called the local dude and, after abut 15 minutes, he said “sorry man, this new one is over my head. He didn’t charge me but now we get to wait a week to get drilled by Sears! Bad week for the $$!”

    I was told by a Sears repairman a few years ago to stay away from electronics whenever possible. He said that the majority of his repairs were to the electronics (i.e., computers) on appliances. His were all old fashioned switch-controlled machines.

  202. 202.

    Barry

    December 30, 2016 at 8:49 am

    @Baud: “Could also be a self-interested move to remind Trump that he has to work with them on their agenda as well.”

    Well, we can rule out patriotism as a motivation. Perhaps they want to get some real dirt on Trump into their own hands, not just in Putin’s.

  203. 203.

    John

    December 30, 2016 at 9:45 am

    I don’t understand what is so hard to understand about my argument.

    You can call Trump all the names you want. Your comments make very little difference whatsoever in the short- or long-run. But if it makes you feel good, continue.

    The front pagers should know better. Or at least understand that the first time someone on the fence reads “President Tangerine Asterisk Smallgloves” it will be the last time they will take this blog seriously.

  204. 204.

    Another Scott

    December 30, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    @John: Someone on the fence isn’t going to read Balloon-Juice. Or at least, not enough people to matter. People on the fence read David Brooks and people like that – they’re naturally Republican but haven’t come to grips with all that means yet. (If the weren’t naturally Republican, they would be on the Democratic side already.)

    We (or at least I) do understand your argument, but you’re not understanding the audience and the community here. We (or at least I) do not take our (political) comments here too seriously because we know we’re not going to convince people on the fence or those on the other side. It’s just (mostly) like-minded people talking.

    Stick around, but don’t get easily offended. :-)

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  205. 205.

    mainmata

    December 30, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Hal: Yeah, we pretty much all agree with you.

  206. 206.

    No One You Know

    December 31, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    @Another Scott: Yes to all that. Sea lions aren’t funny, but the Trumpify app continues to attract fans (and fresh new exercises in pejorative poetic rhetoric).

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