Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

In after Baud. Damn.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

If you are in line to indict donald trump, stay in line.

DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

T R E 4 5 O N

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Come on, man.

“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

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I saw this big guy in my laurel oak yesterday, pecking away at a dead branch:

Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for lovely birds to keep despair at bay. Otherwise, the antics of Sunkist Stalin might compel me to pour a quart of bourbon into a half-eaten container of Häagen-Dazs Dulce De Leche ice cream and call it dinner.

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  1. 1.

    Sandia Blanca

    Betty, I love your collection of nicknames for the PEEOTUS. And the bird is lovely (although my husband always reminds me that, if you have a woodpecker, that means you have a damaged tree).

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    Chuck Todd just busted his last nut trying to nail the editor of Buzzfeed on why they published “unverified” reports.
    I wish that dude would have said, “like you and all NBC network carried nightly updates of stolen, unverified emails as if they were real-deal news items you could authenticate?”

  4. 4.

    p.a.

    Had chicken Tom Yam soup for dinner and a splish of it somehow got past my specs and int my lefy eye. YeeeeeeeeWaaaaahhhhhh. Like I mixed Tobasco with lighter fluid, poured it in and lit it….

  10. 10.

    Corner Stone

    I think Chuckles is pissed Buzzfeed scooped everyone else on a story they “all” agreed would not be run.

  13. 13.

    Schlemazel

    Pileated woodpecker?! I didn’t know they hung out that far South. I have seen them up here on the tundra but they are pretty shy so that is very cool you saw one at all.

    If you hear them you can see why Walt Lantz thought Woodie was laughing at him

  14. 14.

    Roger Moore

    @Sandia Blanca:

    if you have a woodpecker, that means you have a damaged tree

    Not all woodpeckers! Here in Southern California, we have acorn woodpeckers, which collect and store acorns as their primary source of food. They will drill holes to store the acorns in damaged trees, but they appear to prefer healthy palm trees, telephone poles, and other human-built wooden structures.

  16. 16.

    MelissaM

    pour a quart of bourbon into a half-eaten container of Häagen-Dazs Dulce De Leche ice cream and call it dinner.

    Well why the hell not?? Sounds wunnerful to me.

  17. 17.

    bystander

    I gave up caring what a pileated woodpecker was doing to our sycamore. They’re so beautiful, it’s a privilege to see one.

    I’m loving all the pearl clutching over Yellowatergate. Remember, “I’m now going to read what wikileaks (Putin) has put out, and I’m going to note that we have not verified the authenticity of the leaks right before I discuss them as if they were authenticated.”?

  18. 18.

    NotMax

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Summer camp used to work at showed a movie one night a week. The company we rented them from also provided a free “rainy day reel” which consisted of a critical mass of (probably public domain) cartoons yanked from beneath the bottom of the barrel, including a couple on non-Woody Lantz stinkeroos. All in grainy black-and-white versions, too.

  19. 19.

    debbie

    Trump called out Lindsay Graham and made fun of him, but I thought he’d lay into John McCain since he was the one who sent the dossier to the FBI. This is also confusing me.

  20. 20.

    Mike in NC

    Chuck Todd’s balls will soon be sitting in Steve Bannon’s safe, if they aren’t already there.

  21. 21.

    Ryan

    Thanks for the tip. If only I could integrate the bourbon into lunchtime sammiches. Maybe a marinade of some sort. Plus a thermos of “soup.”

  22. 22.

    Yoda Dog Democrat

    Ive been playing No Man’s Sky on PS4 to decompress. Should be No Person’s Sky or something but I digress. It is a beautiful game where you’re simply left stranded with a broken spaceship and spacesuit and left to survive and explore an entire universe on your own. You are alone. There is next-to-no violence, mostly you just collect different materials like Plutonium or Iron and use “plans” to construct things to help you survive and explore further.

    Anyways, I’m not sure if anyone else plays video games besides Cole but I highly recommend it as very therapuetic in a world gone totally mad. Birdwatching works too. Cheers.

  24. 24.

    Cermet

    Donny Dump lied his way through a news conference and once more, we learned the man is stupid, a pathological liar, and an egotistic madman that is both dangerous and greedy. In other news, we are still alive.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    I went to the Democratic Party’s official website. Like all websites nowadays, it had links for connecting to the Dems through social media. The first three were Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube. Fine. Two others were Vine and Instagram. I’ve never used them but I’ve heard of them. Another was SnapChat. Huh???? The final one was Medium, which I’ve never heard of, but if you click on it, it goes to a website that bills itself as “To The Left: The official web publication of the Democratic Party.”

    I have to admit, all of this social media stuff leaves me dazed and confused. I get the impression that very little of it outside of Facebook and Twitter are actually useful.

  28. 28.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    Lovely bird. A dead tree was taken down over one winter, and Woody (as I called the pileated woodpecker who liked that tree), was obviously put out at the discovery in the spring. I did not know before then that woodpeckers would stomp around looking annoyed.

  29. 29.

    Baud

    Raven will be disappointed. Apparently, Trump’s pick for the head of the VA is a solid guy and not a hack.

  30. 30.

    debbie

    So Trump laid into Lindsay Graham during his press conference. Why didn’t he touch John McCain, who sent the dossier to the FBI?

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    @Yoda Dog Democrat

    A game was looking forward to for a long, long time after it was first announced. Scuttlebutt was that the initial release version was chock-a-block with problems, so have held off thus far. Haven’t kept up with any patches which may have improved game play since then.

    BTW, in a similar vein, you might keep an eye out for Astroneer.

  35. 35.

    laura

    Betty Cracker, I’m going to be in Fort Lauderdale for work next week and hope to do some bird watching during free time. I’ve been enjoying your photos over the last few weeks and am eager to see/sketch come what may.
    If you’ve any suggestions for increasing the chances of seeing some cool creatures, please let me know what to be on the lookout for.

    We’ve had a Northern Flicker in our yard in Sacramento the last year. It’s a ground feeding pecker, and the first time I saw him it freaked me out! We put up a box and hope it returns and settles in for the long haul.

  36. 36.

    FlipYrWhig

    @Baud: I thought I remembered reading this past Fall that professional athletes were overwhelmingly pro-Trump. Though I suppose “compared to Hillary Clinton” might yield different numbers than “compared to Barack Obama.”

  37. 37.

    Olivia

    Beautiful bird. The first time I saw a pileated woodpecker, I was shocked at how large they are. The Woody cartoons didn’t prepare me for reality, I guess. Betty, your photos have been excellent. Thanks for posting them.

  38. 38.

    Patricia Kayden

    @Baud: Baud!! Don’t admit your liabilities on a public forum! It will hurt your chances in 2020. Shhhh.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    @FlipYrWhig: True. I also assumed that there was a racial divide in the political leanings in pro athletes (even more than in the U.S. generally).

  40. 40.

    lamh36

    Whoa…music lovers…how’s this for a tough question:

    ‏@tvonetv 13s13 seconds ago
    Who was the better lead vocalist of The Temptations? The smooth Eddie Kendricks or the seductive David Ruffin?

  42. 42.

    SFAW

    @bystander:

    I gave up caring what a pileated woodpecker was doing to our sycamore. They’re so beautiful, it’s a privilege to see one.

    And they’re really good eatin’ if you grill ’em with a little honey.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    @Patricia Kayden: Why do Dems other than Anthony Weiner need to communicate through SnapChat?

    I think voters will share my fear and distrust of social media by the time 2020 rolls around.

  44. 44.

    BJ Lurker

    Chuck Todd, the kind of both sides do it and a role model for lazy journalism doesn’t trust us to make our own assessments of what we hear and read.

    I have got to learn how to change the channel.

  47. 47.

    Patricia Kayden

    @JordanRules: It was …. something but definitely not a press conference — at least not in the conventional sense.

    The media will continue to bend over backwards to normalize Trump no matter how outrageously he behaves. I’m waiting for him to come down from the podium and actually body slam one of the “crooked” reporters to the ground. Other reporters will probably cheer him on and then write stories about how the body slammed reporter was asking for it.

  51. 51.

    Patricia Kayden

    @BJ Lurker: You will feel better when you stop watching cable news. Watching them fawn all over Trump for the next four years is bad for your blood pressure and sanity. And now we have MSNBC morphing into Fox News lite.

  55. 55.

    Patricia Kayden

    @Baud: I assume Dems are trying to be cool and appear to be down with the latest technologies to reach out to the younger voters. All the young’uns use snapchat and tumblr nowadays.

  57. 57.

    Yoda Dog Democrat

    @Baud:

    I think voters will share my fear and distrust of social media by the time 2020 rolls around.

    Im already right there with you. I consider even fb and tweeter to be useless. But Im over 25 so what the hell do I know, amiright?

  58. 58.

    Baud

    @Patricia Kayden: Oddly, Tumblr isn’t one of the options.

    I haven’t paid that much attention to the DNC chair race because they all seem fine to me, but I might well support whoever has a plan for bringing coherence to Dem Internet messaging (including their emails). Admittedly, it’s not the most important thing, but it would be nice.

  59. 59.

    A Ghost to Most

    @laura:
    We have several resident flickers. They are the mouthpiece of Satan when they are banging on our fireplace flue.

  60. 60.

    ChrisB

    @BJ Lurker: Me too because after Chuck Todd comes Greta Van Susteren. I figured I’d give her show a chance. The first time I tuned in, there was Reince Priebus. Next time, it was Jason Chaffetz. Today, Kellyanne Conway. Forget it!

  61. 61.

    Mike in NC

    If Trump decides to give cute nicknames to the members of the White House Press Corpse, they’ll be more than happy to only toss him softball questions.

  62. 62.

    SFAW

    @lamh36:

    Who was the better lead vocalist of The Temptations? The smooth Eddie Kendricks or the seductive David Ruffin?

    Yes.

    Depends on what you like, I guess. I’m more of a Ruffin guy, because the types of songs where he excelled (my opinion, of course), such as “Can’t Get Next to You,” are more my preference. (Yes, I know Kendricks had some key parts in it.)

    I appreciate them more now than I did as a kid; wish I had smartened up at an earlier age.

  66. 66.

    Mj_Oregon

    You’re having fun with that new camera, Ms Cracker! And I’m loving the bird photos. They’re such lovely interludes between bouts of anger and despair brought on by the antics of the press and/or the PEE-OTUS.

  69. 69.

    SFAW

    @Patricia Kayden:

    I’m waiting for him to come down from the podium and actually body slam one of the “crooked” reporters to the ground.

    The only one he’d stand a chance doing that to would have been Helen Thomas, because of her age (were she still alive). The rest of them would kick his obese ass down the hall. Maybe he’d think he was tough, because he grew up in Queens.

    Of course, Chuckles would make things easier, by whipping out his kneepads, dropping to the floor, and opening wide. (I think Villago’s bad attitude is rubbing off on me.)

  70. 70.

    MomSense

    @Corner Stone:

    I tweeted that to him. I’m old enough to remember when his excuse for not correcting falsehoods about Obamacare was that it wasn’t the media’s job to sell it. He was so smug in that intwrview. I really wanted to deck him.

  71. 71.

    Mike in NC

    @ChrisB: Remember that Greta was BFF for a while with Sarah Palin, who I still think will end up with some job in the Trump administration for which she is eminently unqualified.

  76. 76.

    hovercraft

    @Corner Stone:
    Just stop, those unverified e-mails were about democrats, and not just any democrat, Hillary Rodham Clinton. There is nothing wrong with reporting accusations against the democrats with out verification, after all some people are saying is reason enough to report to the people and let them decide. When reporting on the GOP and now especially Tangman, you must have three sources with documented evidence and the story must have 110 % certainty, it is irresponsible to speculate. If any one issues a denial, then the story is bogus unless proven beyond a reasonable doubt, allegations on the other hand against democrats are valid unless innocence is proven beyond reasonable doubt.

  77. 77.

    John M. Burt

    Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for lovely birds to keep despair at bay.

    I have a recurring fantasy of writing a script for a Superman movie.
    I don’t know what goes on in the middle, but it opens with two guys walking down a street. Joe is complaining that in the modern world there aren’t any miracles, there’s no wonder, there’s nothing to make you stop and say–
    Meanwhile, Jerry comes to a halt and his hand slowly rises to point upward. He interrupts Joe’s rant by saying very softly, “Look. Up in the sky….”
    The film closes with Joe and Jerry walking in Metropolis’ Centennial Park. This time it’s Joe who calls out and points upward, and the camera cuts to a rare and beautiful bird (perhaps one which was released from the Metropolis Zoo during a fight scene). Jerry expresses surprise that Joe had even noticed it, and Joe says, “Well…I look up more often these days.”
    So yeah, good on you to notice that woodpecker.

  79. 79.

    BJ Lurker

    Well, I guess MSNBC couldn’t find anyone more qualified than Greta for that time slot. You know, someone of the calibre of, oh I don’t know, Joy Reed?

  80. 80.

    Miss Bianca

    @lamh36: Oh, God…that’s like trying to pick your favorite Beatle! (I think I’m gonna go with David Ruffin, tho’. Purely personal preference).

  81. 81.

    hovercraft

    @Corner Stone:
    Nah he’s just an idiot who accepts everything republicans say as gospel. Remember the clouds and shadows, and scandal that was injected into every report about Clinton, the constant talk about how she needed to clear the air. Tangman is in a cesspool surrounded by dams of shit, and Chuck is acting like anyone being critical is a sore loser looking to rain on his parade.

  82. 82.

    Ian

    @Baud:
    You better get on snapchat if you want to win in 2020. You look as silly as Trump on Twitter. GET WITH THE PROGRAM! WE NEED YOU!

  83. 83.

    waysel

    @debbie: Given that Comey put Trump in the Whitehouse, how is McCain giving him the dossier an anti Trump move? Seems more like showing Comey everyone else cards. I am mystified.

  85. 85.

    Turgidson

    @MomSense:

    Yes, Chucklehead Todd thinks baldfaced, easily-refuted lies are A-OK as long as they can be characterized as “messaging successfully.” Fact-checking these “messaging successfullies” for his audience would have amounted to being a PR flack for Obama.

    Chucklehead Todd is very high in the running for “most useless member of the media, worldwide.” But I think he’s still behind Ron “Why Won’t He LEEEAAAD” Fournier and Matthew “No, Really, I’m A Totally Objective Independent Now!! Why Are You Laughing?” Dowd, to say nothing of David f’ing Brooks.

  87. 87.

    FarmerG

    I’ve known I had a couple of pairs of pileated woodpeckers around the house for years but only last week saw one land on a tree behind the house and disappear into a camouflaged nest hole.

    Saw him/her today but my dog was around so he/she danced around and gave me a nice show before flying off rather than give away the nest. The tree is 30′ from the back of my house :-).

  89. 89.

    joel hanes

    @Yoda Dog Democrat:

    I’m not sure if anyone else plays video games

    Only Fallout 4 (in which I am saving the world) is allowing me to retain some semblance of sanity in these parlous times (in which I am almost powerless to save America from its self-imposed self-damage)

  90. 90.

    Roger Moore

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I thought I remembered reading this past Fall that professional athletes were overwhelmingly pro-Trump.

    White professional athletes were overwhelmingly pro-Trump. Black professional athletes were strongly pro-Hillary. I don’t know for sure, but I’d guess that immigrant athletes are probably strongly anti-Trump.

  93. 93.

    joel hanes

    @Olivia:

    The first time I saw a pileated woodpecker, I was shocked at how large they are.

    The Ivory-billed was even larger.
    There’s a vanishingly small chance that one or two still exist.

    Don’t it always seem to go …

  94. 94.

    Turgidson

    @hovercraft:

    allegations on the other hand against democrats are valid unless innocence is proven beyond reasonable doubt.

    Let’s be honest. Even this level of proof is not enough to close the book on alleged misconduct or scandal by a Democrat.

  95. 95.

    HeidiMom

    A few weeks ago, while walking Heidi, I heard a slow drumbeat and turned around to see what it was. Lo and behold, it was a pileated. I’d always thought of them as birds of the deep woods, but this one was in a suburban neighborhood bordering on cornfields and scrubby woods. No further sightings, but I live in hope.

  99. 99.

    donnah

    Yesterday something caught my eye, movement in the grass in my neighbor’s side yard. It was big, but I could barely see it against the dead leaves on the grass. Turns out it was a small hawk, ripping a bloody something to bits with its beak.

    His camo was perfect, so good that even though I snagged a quick pic on my iPad, I can barely make him out. And we’re in the suburbs, close to busy streets and the highway. I felt like I could have been in a cabin in the woods.

    Love the birds!

  100. 100.

    jharp

    Coolest bird around in my opinion.

    I get them in my wooded backyard in the suburbs of central Indiana.

  101. 101.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    @lamh36:

    Went to see who sang lead on “Ask the Lonely,” but, oops, it was the Four Tops. Great song nonetheless.

    To tell the truth, a lot of the Temps/​Tops stuff runs together for me. But in a good way.

    ETA: Think I lean David Ruffin.

  102. 102.

    TriassicSands

    Pileated woodpeckers are impressive birds. Too bad it’s not an ivory-billed woodpecker — another victim of humanity’s loving stewardship of the planet. Thank goodness Trump has nominated Scott Pruitt to head the EPA, because, apart from Trump himself, no one cares more about the environment than Pruitt.

  105. 105.

    TriassicSands

    @jharp:

    Coolest bird around in my opinion.

    I can’t tell you your opinion is wrong — opinions are personal and you’ve certainly chosen a worthy candidate for the coolest bird around.

    My comment would be there’s no such thing. There are just too many amazing birds, spread all across the world. So many that virtually every area in the world has a candidate (or 10 or 20) for the “coolest.” And the variety of cool birds is so great that I can imagine a person’s mind changing constantly based on nothing more than mood.

    But, yes, you are right, the pileated woodpecker is truly a great critter.

    Thanks, Betty, for the photo. I live in an area with pileated woodpeckers, but I see many, many more bald eagles than I do pileated woodpeckers. I’ve heard many more pileated woodpeckers than I have seen. In my opinion, pileated woodpeckers are definitely cooler than bald eagles. But many people would not agree.

  107. 107.

    jharp

    @TriassicSands:

    We’re getting bald eagles in the suburbs of central Indiana. I have seen several. In neighborhoods. I get the idea they are doing very well.

    And we get the sand hill cranes. Very cool. And they seem to be doing quite well.

    Canada geese on the other hand…..something needs to be done. They are polluting our waterways.

  108. 108.

    J R in WV

    We have lots of these guys around our place. Years ago one of the old farmers, original settler family in this hollow, had one dead lying on a barrel top – they used to think that the woodpeckers were damaging their trees, instead of saving them from insects. I held my tongue, as he was very elderly and had been a big help teaching me how to do standard farm stuff, building fences, etc.

    Not long after I was talking about the dead wood pecker with a friend in a lunch tavern when a game warden who overheard us asked about my neighborhood. I was pretty quiet, and then he said “I’m not interested in harassing your elderly neighbor, but areas that have lots of pileated woodpeckers are great turkey habitat. And we’re always interested in where turkey habitat is…”

    So I’ll bet there are a lot of turkeys in your neighborhood.

    Nice photo!

    Don’t forget that your Coolpix can focus down to 3 cm, or just over an inch… so you can do closeup photos of bugs, lizards, water drops, flowers, eyeballs, etc, etc. The long lens far away is fun, but so is the very, very close-up giant flower. Or bug, etc.

    That has always been one of the first things I verify on a potential new camera – how close can it focus? !? And I think that model has a night hand-held setting, which takes multiple exposures all at once, and then blends them into a well exposed photo of a dark place, whether a room with two candles or a starlit forest clearing. New cameras are so Cool…

    I love pileated woodpeckers, they make the most dinosaur-like sound of any animal in North America. Wonderful dinosaurs that fly!

    Did you know that someone could click on a photo, get to it, and put a comment under the photo as if it was a threaded post? Neither did I~!

  109. 109.

    No One You Know

    @Sandia Blanca: Love the photo!

    We’ve got a foot of snow that fell overnight. I counted 26 robins in one crabapple tree before I track of who’d been counted. Watched a Bullock’s Oriole argue with one about fruit rights. Life has good moments.

  110. 110.

    Culture of Truth

    I’m late to this thread, but I saw one of these up north this summer. Amazing. Like a damn pterodactyl. Very rare these parts. Congrats on the photo!

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