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You used to call me on my cell phone

by DougJ|  January 12, 201710:44 pm| 62 Comments

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Retired Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, Trump’s choice for national security adviser, cultivates close Russian contacts. He has appeared on Russia Today and received a speaking fee from the cable network, which was described in last week’s unclassified intelligence briefing on Russian hacking as “the Kremlin’s principal international propaganda outlet.”

According to a senior U.S. government official, Flynn phoned Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak several times on Dec. 29, the day the Obama administration announced the expulsion of 35 Russian officials as well as other measures in retaliation for the hacking. What did Flynn say, and did it undercut the U.S. sanctions? The Logan Act (though never enforced) bars U.S. citizens from correspondence intending to influence a foreign government about “disputes” with the United States. Was its spirit violated? The Trump campaign didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

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  1. 1.

    Smiling Mortician

    January 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    The Trump campaign didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

    You’d think they’d be getting faster at the gaslighting by now.

  2. 2.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Its ironic that the bestest constitution in the world has no way to stop this train wreck in motion.

  3. 3.

    hellslittlestangel

    January 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @Smiling Mortician: You’d think they’d have the “we’ll answer that question next Wednesday” response ready to go.

  4. 4.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @Smiling Mortician: The Trump people will never respond to media inquiries unless it is from Fox News. You all saw the brawling behavior and contempt that Trump displayed at the “press conference” yesterday. This is his norm.

  5. 5.

    Jeffro

    January 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    You beat me to it, Doug.

    @schrodingers_cat: it does, it just takes some time and effort (to call our MoCs constantly and harass the media into doing their jobs and writing op-eds and organizing boycotts and then registering new voters for 2018 and really pounding these shits into the ground.

    Also, Flynn is clearly working for the Russians, along with Manafort, Page, and Cohen. Karma’s coming soon…

  6. 6.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    Well, I posted about this a couple of threads down, as it was a slow night, and now we’ve gotten like three new threads in a half-hour. Feast or famine here.

    Anyway, is this a Logan Act violation?

  7. 7.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: @Jeffro: of course it has a *way*, but in reality you need republicans to do what’s best for the country, so the way never gets used.

  8. 8.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: A realistic way, then.

  9. 9.

    Jeffro

    January 12, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: There are carrots and sticks in there…and then there are other carrots and sticks in modern times. Getting things to move is all about leverage and pressure.

  10. 10.

    Jeffro

    January 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Everything I described is realistic, but it’s not comprehensive. What do you suggest?

  11. 11.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Events/scandals that would have instantly ended the campaign of Hillary, any other Democrat and probably many Republicans:

    1. Beauty Queen/Fatshaming
    2. The Khans
    3. Trump U.
    4. The rape case (even if it never got to trial)
    5. Debate #1
    6. Debate #3
    7. Pussygate
    8. Russia (hacking)
    9. Russia (Pissgate/collusion)
    10. Conflicts of interest

    It appears that once elites are sufficiently invested in their champion, rules, institutions and public sentiment no longer matter.

  12. 12.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Edit: it’s fixed

  13. 13.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @efgoldman:

    The FBI Inspector General announced an inquiry into Comey’s actions wrt Clinton.

    They have 7 days to get something done.
    They’ll be ordered to down tools at 12:01 on 1/20.
    Wish them luck…

  14. 14.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: We’re so fucked.

  15. 15.

    Mnemosyne

    January 12, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Constitutionally, the two other co-equal branches of the government — legislative and judicial — should be vehemently opposing Trumpism. But since Republicans dominate those as well, we’re basically screwed.

  16. 16.

    Mothra

    January 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    So Flynn’s under surveillance?

  17. 17.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @Timurid: What was so great about debate #2?

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @Mothra: Of course. And he should know it.

  19. 19.

    GregB

    January 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    In other news:

    Fascist, the gathering. Marine LePen visits Trump Tower.

    Israel reportedly fires missiles into Syria.

    US sends troops/tanks into Poland.

    Incoming Iran hawks indicate renewed hostility in hearings.

  20. 20.

    Jeffro

    January 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @Mothra: you could say that…

    The Flynn thing is blowing up big time…hey, just another day in Trumplandia…

  21. 21.

    FlipYrWhig

    January 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    @Timurid: Add “Stiffing veterans groups on promised charitable contributions” and “Having a foundation that used other people’s money to pay for oversized portraits of himself, twice” and “Killing an entire football league.”

  22. 22.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    @GregB:

    Fascist, the gathering. Marine LePen visits Trump Tower.

    For whatever reason, that one bothered the fuck out of me. She is more appalling than her dad who was more appalling than the guy for whom her dad was security chief.

  23. 23.

    Mike J

    January 12, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    @Timurid: You left out making fun of the disabled reporter.

  24. 24.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    @GregB:

    US sends troops/tanks into Poland

    So why is this happening? A coworker with whom I often discuss current events was asking me, but I was out of town all day and wasn’t reading the news. Would appreciate more info.

  25. 25.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 12, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    @Suzanne: Poland is in NATO.

  26. 26.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 12, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    @Timurid: They can’t shut it down – it’s being run by the IG, whom Trump can’t touch. Though they can ignore and stonewall.

  27. 27.

    rikyrah

    January 12, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    traitor

  28. 28.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 12, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    @Suzanne: Poland is very nervous after Putin’s attack on Ukraine,

  29. 29.

    dm

    January 12, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    I think it’s time to start talking to our representatives in the House about impeachment. I don’t know that they have to wait until the inauguration, even. The resolution won’t get out of committee before then, anyway.

    We sure seem to have more substantial peril to the nation’s wellbeing than a blowjob in the oval office.

  30. 30.

    Suzanne

    January 12, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: That was my guess. I know the little Baltics are scared, too. But was there any specific threat or a move or any intel?

  31. 31.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Yes, there are rules about that. But rules don’t appear to be working right now.

  32. 32.

    hilts

    January 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Doug!,

    It’s the end of the world as we know it and, unlike REM, I don’t feel fine.

    Between now and Inauguration Day, please post more music, comedy, and other uplifting topic threads to promote good mental health before Trumpenstein is sworn in.

  33. 33.

    cbear

    January 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s curious. She at least resides in another country and we aren’t confronted with her image or words on a regular basis.
    I have a positively visceral reaction every fucking time I see, or hear, anything regarding the human shit-stain that is Rudy Giuliani or his fellow traveler Christie. Peter Thiel, cretin extraordinaire, is also high on my list.

  34. 34.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    It was just a run of the mill poor performance, not REDRUM! REDERUMMMMMMMM!!!

  35. 35.

    Timurid

    January 12, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: @Mike J:

    Yes, that list could probably be 20 items long. It shows just how invested elites are in the Donald.

  36. 36.

    lamh36

    January 12, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    Lordt…we all gonna have to learn Russina aren’t we…smh…I hope it is an easy language to learn

  37. 37.

    Calouste

    January 12, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: The bestest constitution in the world also had a train wreck in 1860, plus some near misses in 1804 and iirc 1824.

  38. 38.

    Redshift

    January 12, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    @Suzanne: It’s a joint military exercise, not a response to anything immediate. It’s been in the works for a while.

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 12, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    @cbear: I am sorry that my reaction to something doesn’t meet your standards. You do know that she is a full on fascist and is funded by Putin, right? It bothers me a bit. You be you.

  40. 40.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 13, 2017 at 12:04 am

    @Calouste: Don’t tease. What is better? And how do we get there?

  41. 41.

    bmoak

    January 13, 2017 at 12:06 am

    @Suzanne:

    Russia has been moving a lot of troops, planes and missiles into the Kaliningrad Enclave on the Poland-Lithuania border over the past year or so.

  42. 42.

    cbear

    January 13, 2017 at 12:09 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: @Omnes Omnibus: WTF?
    You said:

    For whatever reason, that one bothered the fuck out of me.

    And, I relied “That’s curious.” because I was genuinely curious.

    Other than that, go fuck yourself.

  43. 43.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    January 13, 2017 at 12:13 am

    This whole lot should be hung for treason. They’re going to make the Rosenberg’s,Robert Hansen and the other 90s spy all combined look like pikers.

  44. 44.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    January 13, 2017 at 12:14 am

    @lamh36: nyet nyet nyet.das vidanya.

  45. 45.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 13, 2017 at 12:16 am

    @cbear: I don’t like the fact that the next POTUS will have weird relationships with foreign assholes. Are you Okay with that?

  46. 46.

    hilts

    January 13, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Great painting of Donald Trump with a Crown of Roadkill

    h/t http://media.salon.com/2017/01/CARA-DEANGELIS-Donald-Trump-with-a-Crown-of-Roadkill-THE-UNTITLED-SPACE-UPRISE-_-ANGRY-WOMEN-EXHIBIT.jpg

  47. 47.

    Origuy

    January 13, 2017 at 12:19 am

    @lamh36: Three genders, six noun cases (and the adjectives inflect with the nouns), two verb aspects, and a different alphabet. I wouldn’t say it’s the hardest language, but….

  48. 48.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 13, 2017 at 12:22 am

    @Origuy: I see you’ve never met Sanskrit.

  49. 49.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    January 13, 2017 at 12:25 am

    @Timurid: As I understand it, the Inspector General isn’t a political appointment, and he doesn’t answer to anybody political, so this is going to go on, whether Trump or Sessions or any other shitstain wants it to or not.

  50. 50.

    NotMax

    January 13, 2017 at 12:26 am

    @Major Major Major Major

    Comic Sanskrit, the second most reviled font.

    ;)

  51. 51.

    cbear

    January 13, 2017 at 12:27 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Allow me to expand on my previous comment: Go fuck yourself with a rusty shovel, you supercilious asshole.
    There was absolutely nothing in my comment that was in any way, shape, or form, an attack on you or your thoughts regarding Le Pen, who I also find repulsive.

    Btw, being a lawyer AND a humorless asshole ain’t no way to go through life, son.

  52. 52.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 13, 2017 at 12:29 am

    @cbear: Thank you for that insight.

  53. 53.

    cbear

    January 13, 2017 at 12:33 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: No worries, bud. Drive on.

  54. 54.

    Miss Bianca

    January 13, 2017 at 12:42 am

    @lamh36: Da, tovarisch!

    ETA: Man, and here I was thinking that studying Russian was going to be less relevant after the fall of the Soviet Union…good times!

  55. 55.

    Elie

    January 13, 2017 at 12:50 am

    I dunno, but I feel a very dark time is on us…. I am starting to feel, though, that by the various “leaks” or hints of information, that some of the bigs are onto a fair amount of it. Something big might happen… Unfortunately, the Manchurian Yam must be sworn in before you can get real traction… it does not exist for a private citizen — he has a lot more freedom in that role. He may not be prepared for no matter what power he has assumed, he will be in a glass box from which escape for a person like him is just not likely– no matter how many sycophants want to carry his slippers. And while Putin has been doing good lately, he had better watch out on his luck…. We got a lot of spooks in the west riled up and Lord knows, to throw in a curve ball or two, probably great interest from China. if my ass and those of the people I love were not at risk, I could almost enjoy waiting to see what happens… but too much at stake here.

  56. 56.

    cmorenc

    January 13, 2017 at 1:20 am

    @cbear:

    I have a positively visceral reaction every fucking time I see, or hear, anything regarding the human shit-stain that is Rudy Giuliani or his fellow traveler Christie.

    It’s hard to take much satisfaction from the fact that none of the four truly horrible people I initially feared had an inside track have so far been nominated for positions in the Trump Administration: Giuliani, Christie, Gingrich, or John Bolton – because the ones he has nominated are equally or more horrible people, each in their own way. However, it’s going to be hard to not take perverse satisfaction when Ted Cruz will inevitably turn to making a pain in the ass out of himself to the Trump administration and his GOP Senate colleagues.

  57. 57.

    MomSense

    January 13, 2017 at 1:28 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    If I lived closer to NY I would have been there today to spit on that evil woman. It bothered me too.

    There should be some way to trigger holding a new election. Our whole country has been compromised.

  58. 58.

    cbear

    January 13, 2017 at 1:33 am

    @cmorenc: Yep.
    Although Trump just gifted Rudy with what probably amounts to millions of $ from the public trough for services rendered.
    I think we can be sure that Christie, Gingrich, John Bolton et al., aren’t far behind.
    It’s a veritable grift-orama for all these fucks/

  59. 59.

    JordanRules

    January 13, 2017 at 1:33 am

    @MomSense:

    Our whole country has been compromised.

    QFT

  60. 60.

    Redshift

    January 13, 2017 at 1:50 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I see you’ve never met Sanskrit.

    Or Finnish.

  61. 61.

    NotoriousJRT

    January 13, 2017 at 2:20 am

    @Mothra:
    So Flynn’s under surveillance?
    Who isn’t?

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