Could one of you artistic types create a picture of a snake with Donald Trump hair (maybe also a Donald Trump face?) with “Don’t Pee On Me” written on it?
In the style of this Wonkette classic
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.
Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.
When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.
The revolution will be supervised.
Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.
Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
I was promised a recession.
The words do not have to be perfect.
“woke” is the new caravan.
rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius
Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.
“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
People are complicated. Love is not.
Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?
They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!
A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.
Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.
And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.
if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.
Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
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Lyrebird
anyone here friends with Driftglass?
In the meantime, before you get your snake, have you seen the rooster PEOTUS?
Mike in NC
Interesting to speculate if the racist Tea Party movement will atrophy now that they’ve elected their Birther-in-Chief. Guessing “no” is the answer until segregated water fountains come back into vogue.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
are we hijacking this thread as open?
Coffman is the CO congressman who snuck out of his own townhall because people showed up to ask him for details about the Republicans’ plan for health care. A liar and a coward.
This does not seem to be going the way Sweet Paulie Blue Eyes thought it would.
amk
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: It would have been smarter not to have elected this pos in the first place.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
You’re going to have to be more specific….
Mike J
Union of the snake? I heard The Reflex in the grocery store the other day.
Nicole
Thank you very much for the lesser Duran Duran ear worm.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
debbie
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Sniveling coward.
Stacy
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Sad!
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
I really can’t believe how fast he wheels seem to be coming off this administration. Shit. He hasn’t even taken the fucking oath yet, and his numbers are in the toilet, intelligence agencies are freaking out and (I think) trying to undercut him, and there’s talk about how long the Republicans can hold off before they have to begin investigating him. This is fucking great. A month ago, two months ago, I was worried this might be the end of the country. Today, if I had to guess, I’d bet he doesn’t last a year in office.
Schlemazel
I saw “Don’t pee on me” on FB but it was not well done so I didn’t copy the drawing. Hopefully some artistic type here can do it well
SiubhanDuinne
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Those numbers are delicious. What’s the normal capacity of one of those buses, around 40? 50?
FlyingToaster
@SiubhanDuinne: Assume 50. The large charters run from 49-57. So 1200×50=60,000. That’s just the charter bus crowd. One MA congressman has hired two train cars (80 per). All the folks coming in, sleeping at their friends, and taking the Metro in.
And then all the sister marches…. And Orange Shitgibbon will just tweet, calling us names. Big “L” Lame.
rikyrah
I watched Victoria on PBS.
I liked it , but don’t know if I will continue watching it.
Another Scott
@SiubhanDuinne: The Google machine tells me a Greyhound bus holds 55 passengers.
It does indeed sound good!
Cheers,
Scott.
Yarrow
@rikyrah: I saw a couple of previews and didn’t find the actress playing Victoria very compelling. She seems too modern – like she’s an actress dressing up as Victoria, rather than an professional acting in a role.
SiubhanDuinne
@Another Scott:
Thanks.
:: wanders off in search of calculator ::
Edit: Ah, I see FlyingToaster @ #15 has saved me the bother.
Mike in NC
@rikyrah: We liked Victoria enough and will continue to watch, but the wife now hates the weirdness of Sherlock and we decided to drop it.
Elizabelle
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): But we still get a Republican.
We are unsafe at any speed.
Christy
[IMG]http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=vnp0f6&s=9[/IMG]
BillinGlendaleCA
@Elizabelle:
Better call St. Ralph.
satby
@Mike in NC: I think that was meant to be the last Sherlock anyway ???
Oatler.
Eugene Mirman does a great Gadsen flag bit in “Vegan On His Way to the Complain Store”.
laura
@Lyrebird: I’m a yuuuge fan of driftglass and bluegal.
He’s a constant reminder of the late, oh so great Steve Gilliard.
Beatrice
@Christy: Nailed it!
Shana
@Mike in NC: isn’t there only one episode left?
Mikelow
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Calming Influence
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
Maybe Caribou Barbie can give him some hints on how to deal with the pressures of a first term in office…
Christy
Wow, I am sorry about that spammy picture hosting site! Please delete my post.
How could I upload my image to this page? And also, does anybody know an anonymous picture hosting site that isn’t a spam machine?
Lord Omlette
@Christy imgur.com is usually pretty good about letting you link directly to the image. If all else fails, tweet the pic and then copy the twimg link from there. Either way, nailed it!