I have a friend heading to the march in Washington, and we are looking for some ideas for a sign for her to carry. Personally, I would just carry a sign that says “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT” but I am a crude vulgarian. She would prefer something punny and clever.
Have at it.
Timurid
FAIL HYDRA!
Neldob
Reality has a liberal bias
Major Major Major Major
I still think something in Russian is best.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Would she like to draw a snake?
khead
I’m guessing “Go f$^& yourself” would go over pretty well here at Balloon Juice. In the real world? Not so much.
I’m not really all that clever though.
toine
I really need to pee…
permafrost
Congrats First Russian President!
Aleta
Remember to write on both sides.
(That’s not the slogan, just a reminder.)
For a slogan, how about
TREASON
permafrost
Make America xopowo again!
Wapiti
I’m Not
Gushing
Over
Putin
Renie
My signs for NYC are Putin’s Puppet and Not My President.
permafrost
Thanks Glenn!
mai naem mobile
Once you go black
You can’t go orange
XTPD
If you’re into scorched-earth leftism and veiled threats: Spread Love Not War.
sigaba
@permafrost: Make America bolshoi again.
@mai naem mobile: Orange will never be the new black.
Another Scott
As I mentioned downstairs, I’m seriously considering:
Trump? Никогда!
(Trump? Never!)
Maybe stuck to my forehead.
Cheers,
Scott.
Aleta
Oh, you wanted punny. Then:
I can’t see the forest for the TREASON.
or
HANG the TRAITOR IN CHIEF
(sorry slipped into punless again)
permafrost
Sell Trump Co, Crook
Mike in DC
“Don’t let Trump treat America like his hotel mattress”
permafrost
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
Bobby D
I’m a fan of the ‘ol classic:
“Shit is fucked up and bullshit”
Die Fascist Scum
We are Bigly Fucked
permafrost
YOUR WIFE SHOULD BE FIRST LADY
mai naem mobile
Don’t Piss on Me and Tell Me It’s a Shower of Gold
Ian
I have a pink house?
sukabi
No P..P..P..
NO Putin
NO Pu$$y Grabber
NO Pee
ruemara
Nothing punny, I’m afraid. My bedroom is now off limits to me. Water damage (which I have said they must have going on 3 years now) has rotted some of the joists. So I’m sleeping in my living room. Until who knows when. My landlord wants to know why I haven’t signed a new lease for 9/17 yet. I’d rage, but I’m wondering if 2016 is properly dead yet.
permafrost
GO BACK TO RUSSIA
piratedan
or perhaps… no Representation without taxation!
Tom Hamill
@Major Major Major Major:
пудель
(poodle)
sukabi
NO Justice. NO PEEce.
GregB
Investigate Putingate.
Mike in DC
@permafrost:
IVANKA SWEARS YOU’RE THE BEST KISSER
Yarrow
“Trump is the Swamp”
Mnemosyne
@permafrost:
I vote for this one.
Major Major Major Major
@ruemara: oh no!
Is the couch at least comfy?
Mnemosyne
@ruemara:
Well, that sucks. There’s got to be a CA lawyer here who can send a letter to him threatening something nasty and legal.
Yarrow
I like the “Impeach” signs with a drawing of a peach with Trump hair.
Could also be modified to “Impeech” and some other image.
tobie
No Mandate–We Are the Majority!
Republicans Are the Swamp–Repeal and Replace the GOP
Obama Inspires, Trump Disgraces
Calouste
(not my own invention):
Putin Owns The United States
BruceFromOhio
Stick with FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.
Chariklo
I’m going to the one in Denver. I’ve never been to a protest in my life and I’ve got to come up with a sign. Help!
(Was considering something rather sedate like ‘support small business: Medicare for all’ as I’m an owner of same.)
Major Major Major Major
LOCK HIM UP
@Tom Hamill: thanks, I wrote that down for if I need a Russian word. Is the Putin’s Poodle nickname widely known?
Omnes Omnibus
@permafrost: Winner.
Aleta
HANDS OFF OUR BODIES
(an old one I think)
Mnemosyne
Slightly over 36 hours until I’m on my way to Disneyland, where I can thoroughly ignore all mention of Der Trumpenfuehrer. There are some advantages to entering a family entertainment bubble.
mai naem mobile
No Potrumpkin Villages
burnspbesq
@ruemara:
Figure out where your local legal aid society is located. Landlord-tenant law is probably right in their sweet spot. Tell them the facts, and then ask them if they think you’ve been constructively evicted.
PhoenixRising
I just downloaded these print quality files to make my Costco print me a sign for Saturday–still plenty of time. They’re having a sale on canvas prints but you may not be able to take the frame to your march. Go wild with the Shepherd Faery art though.
http://theamplifierfoundation.org/wtp_wmw_highresart/
aangus
“FUCK THIS BULLSHIT”
Sounds good to me.
randy khan
I asked a similar question on Facebook. The current leader in my book is “John Lewis Is Right.”
Omnes Omnibus
@ruemara: @burnspbesq: What burnsie said.
aangus
@permafrost:
Yeah, that, too.
Ohio Mom
@tobie: I like “No Mandate, We are the Majority.” Because I am just as afraid of Ryan and McConnell. Maybe more so.
Jim
LOCK HIM UP!
KS in MA
1) CROOKED DONNIE
2) Soviet flag
PhoenixRising
Also I’ve had great comments from my Occupy Wall Street sign:
10 yrs of premiums: $36,000
6 weeks of cancer care: $12,600
Lawyer to make BigHealthCo pay doctors: $600 so far
Finding out the system is broken: Priceless
Mike J
KING TV local news said there is no pink yarn to be found in Seattle because of protesters making hats.
Yarrow
Keep your Tiny Hands off my Healthcare.
burnspbesq
“Sick of You” has a nice ring to it, I think.
Tom Hamill
@Here is a quick pic:
bago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0arJSTqfFE
sukabi
Your Only Mandate is with Putin.
WE ARE THE MAJORITY AND WE DON’T APPROVE.
Butterface
This machine kills fascists
or
Divest Now! You Butthole-Mouth Motherfucker
Tom Hamill
I can see Russia from here.
Yarrow
Trump can see Russia in the White House.
danielx
Trending:
Tinkle tinkle little czar
Putin put you where you are
mai naem mobile
If the person has some artistic ability I would do one of the parody pics of Lumpy with the hammer and sickle all in a traffic sign circle with a big X across like those “No xyz” traffic signs.
Mnemosyne
@Mike J:
Pissing off knitters is a really, really bad idea. Organized knitters managed to get the IOC to back off when the IOC tried to say that there couldn’t be a Knitting Olympics.
We’re mad as well, we’re not going to take it anymore, and we carry sharp pointy sticks everywhere we go. ?
@PhoenixRising:
I think I’m going to make the woman in the American flag burkha my Facebook profile picture for the whole weekend.
burnspbesq
“I didn’t Vote for Putin.”
ASV
NYET
Tom Hamill
@Major Major Major Major: I think most people at BJ would get it.
mai naem mobile
@Yarrow: I would do ‘Keep Your Tiny Hands Off My Obamacare’
Aleta
@ASV: perfect
the Conster, la Citoyenne
@Jim:
That’s good.
Mine is:
REPEAL AND REPLACE TRUMP
on the back:
#RESIST
Jim, Foolish Literalist
These aren’t mine, but they’re two I liked
ETA: @burnspbesq: nice
Another Scott
@mai naem mobile: :-) Good one!
Cheers,
Scott.
Tom Hamill
@ASV: I like it.
David Hunt
Trump’s Speech sounded better in the original Russian
PhoenixRising
@Mnemosyne: I just checked and 20×30 prints from your local Costco are $7, you can pick up tomorrow.
I’m getting 2 to mount back to back, and sending an order to my teenager’s sleep away camp/apprenticeship location for her to pick up for her room there.
Oldgold
ASV: Winner!
? Martin
I would stick with:
JUMP!
YOU FUCKERS!
Stick with the classics.
ASV
@Yarrow: “In Trump America, swamp drains you!“
Omnes Omnibus
One could go old school with ¡No pasarán!
JoeSo
Better Dead than Rep!
Suzanne
I was thinking just “NO MORE AGENT ORANGE”.
rikyrah
@Ohio Mom:
I like it too
aangus
@? Martin:
You mean this one.
https://spfaust.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jump-you-fuckers_klein-1.jpg
eta OMG I posted a naked link!
Shaun Appleby
Piss Anti-Christ
ruemara
@Omnes Omnibus: OK. I will do.
amk
United States of Shitty Republicans
? Martin
I’ll also offer up: “Grow up, Donald. Grow up.”
Suzanne
We are also leaning toward “NYET!”.
amk
Also. Too. This sign.
stinger
You Lost by 2.9 Million Votes
MomSense
@ruemara:
I am finally back in my bedroom after water damage. Half my house is still stacked in the living room and kitchen but at lest I’m in my own bed.
Ugh hope you sort it out soon.
KS in MA
@stinger:
Even shorter (for non-readers):
LOSER
amk
@danielx: The winner.
sigaba
*
aangus
Yes, you are a crude vulgarian.
Viva Vulgarian.
Sandia Blanca
Great new song by Fiona Apple: “We don’t want your tiny hands/ Anywhere near our underpants.”
Mnemosyne
@PhoenixRising:
Remember, if you want to put them on some kind of stick for easier carrying, it needs to be cardboard. The center roll from a roll of wrapping paper should work nicely.
Hellbastard
Not sure if this was posted earlier:
https://qz.com/886652/the-fbis-rigorous-ethics-bar-it-from-commenting-on-investigations-into-anyone-not-named-hillary-clinton/
MomSense
Trump You’re Fired!
Dr. Acula
Down with this sort of thing
Careful now
Mnemosyne
@Dr. Acula:
I knew someone would beat me to it if I waited too long.
Omnes Omnibus
@Dr. Acula: Huh?
Mike J
@Dr. Acula: Those tend to backfire. We don’t want to make him more popular.
DougJ
We shall overcomb
Another Scott
@Dr. Acula: There’s entirely too much obscure (to me, anyway) cultural knowledge here!!
:-)
Cheers,
Scott.
Mike J
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
“Down with this sort of thing. Careful now.”
Tom Hamill
@Suzanne: Just AGENT ORANGE (with an unflattering pic of Trump) would be good.
Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA
@Omnes Omnibus: Father Ted.
Mnemosyne
@Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA:
I forgot about the Crying Game joke and startled the cats by laughing too loud.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mike J: @Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA: Never really got into Father Ted.
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
You probably need to have been raised Catholic, or at least Christian. That’s the only way that a line like, “That would be an ecumenical matter!” gets funnier every time it’s repeated.
Mike J
@Omnes Omnibus: That would be an ecumenical matter.
aangus
@Mike J:
Yup!
Wapiti
@permafrost: Yeah, that could leave a mark
aangus
@Mnemosyne:
LOL!
rikyrah
Resist
Resist
Resist
rikyrah
I am a patriot.
I resist.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: I was baptized.
rikyrah
@stinger:
Yes ?
shortribs
Boring but maybe something proactive: “Exchange email addresses with the person on your left and right.”
GregB
Just say no to Cheese-Whiz Ceaucescu
GregB
Winter is here.
patroclus
Han shot first! or…
“By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you Shall be Avenged!
GregB
This blows.
GregB
Winter came.
patroclus
@GregB: “Drakarys” would be better!
zeecube
“Where’s your tax return you promised?”
Sarah, Proud and Tall
@Omnes Omnibus:
Pfffft. Like that counts.
Omnes Omnibus
@Sarah, Proud and Tall: Whatever. How is your hip?
Jilli Brown
@Yarrow:
Just a giant “I” – for illegitimate. That’s stealing someone else’s idea, saw it somewhere, but I thought it was excellent idea if the “I” meme caught on.
seaboogie
@permafrost: Love!
Sarah, Proud and Tall
@Omnes Omnibus:
Dicky as ever. I’ve been running around like an idiot for weeks trying to get someone more famous than Scott Baio to appear at the inauguration and I’m worn out.
Yarrow
@Sarah, Proud and Tall: Did Clint Eastwood say nyet this time? Too busy with some other chair?
joel hanes
NO FOR-PROFIT
WHITE HOUSE
TRUMP VOTERS
GOT CONNED
THE DONALD
LIES ABOUT
EVERYTHING
EVERY DAY
RELEASE YOUR
TAX FILINGS
YOU CROOK
OH HOW WE WISH
WE COULD SAY
“YOU”RE FIRED”
Omnes Omnibus
@Sarah, Proud and Tall: The Gabor sisters aren’t as available as they once were.
joel hanes
IGNORANT DONALD
BAD PRESIDENT
THIN SKIN
BAD LEADER
Yarrow
Not good.
So far it’s just for inauguration week.
joel hanes
COMB-OVER
CAN’T HIDE
CORRUPTION
COMB-OVER
CAN’T HIDE
INCOMPETENCE
Omnes Omnibus
@Yarrow: The Trump Hotel is not owned by the government.
gene108
@Omnes Omnibus:
GSA owns the Old Post Office buldng, which Trump renovated into a hotel.
Trump is leasing it from the GSA.
JGabriel
@Major Major Major Major:
It’s my understanding that Putin’s Russian oligarchical cronies and minions are calling Trump: Putin’s C*nt.
I doubt that would play well on a sign at a Women’s March, though.
Mnemosyne
Since I’m already committed to going to Disneyland on Saturday, I think I’ve figured out my Disney Bounding protest outfit: long-sleeved pink thermal top under a white “Star Wars” t-shirt featuring Rey in shades of pink and, of course, topped by a pussyhat.
Yarrow
@Omnes Omnibus: From the article:
From Wikipedia about the GSA:
I think that means it’s owned by the federal government. That’s why there’s an ethics issue surrounding it as Trump takes office.
JGabriel
@Tom Hamill:
Better yet: AGENT ORANGE with a drawing of Trump’s head in quarter profile, facing up, in Soviet Realism propagancda style, with the Russian flag waving behind him.
JGabriel
This is rather obvious, but no one’s mentioned it yet:
HAIR FUROR
Mnemosyne
Also, too, for those who doubt the power of the #pussyhat, this yarn company in Maryland collected 5,200 hats and will be distributing them at Saturday’s march.
Seriously. It’s A Thing. Do not underestimate knitters.
Yarrow
SIBERIAN CANDIDATE
hovercraft
@Yarrow:
According to the lease and I believe Federal Law, Federal office holders are precluded from leasing from the government to avoid conflicts of interests. Which is why he was notified last year of the problem.
amk
dems contested dumbya’s ‘election’ in supreme court. why didn’t they do so this time? given the evidences of poll tampering.
fuckwit
OK here’s my take on signs.
Protests by the left aren’t taken seriously because we do stupid “self expression” crap and we make it look like an art project. Paper maiche puppets. “Clever” and “witty” signs. Messages all over the fucking map. Profanity.
It’s not dignified, but more importantly IT DOES NOT INSPIRE FEAR.
The only thing that power understands is power.
To have an effective protest, you have to be unified in message. Identical signs. Identical shirts. A uniform. Look like an army on the march!
You want to scare the shit out of the powers that be. A bunch of artists making self expression is not scary.
The Latino Day of Immigrants protests in the early 2000’s scared the shit out of the Rethugs. The Latinos showed up all wearing identical shirts, with identical signs. They looked like an army. They were scary as fuck. But also polite, dignified, disciplined. It worked.
The Civil Rights protests of the 60s, everyone holding the same signs, wearing their Sunday best suits, looking sharp as a motherfucker, they scared white people. They made their point: they were disciplined and they were not fucking around.
People of the left, take note: look like and army and you win battles. Look like a bunch of artists and writers out to celebrate self-expression and you just jerk yourselves off.
gene108
After Obama was elected there were a bunch of memes of “Remeber when we had a real President” with a picture of Reagan.
Do the same thing, but with a picture of Obama.
Get it printed onto a sign and take it to the March
Major Major Major Major
@fuckwit:
You are advocating for Mattachine protests over the Stonewall Riots, you know.
fuckwit
@Major Major Major Major: I’m advocating for the Civil Rights marchers of the 60s. If the Mattachines had organized hundreds of thousands to march instead of a handful, they’d have gotten the results they sought.
But at root I’m advocating for inspiring fear. There are other ways to do it, more angry and violent ways, as the Stonewallers, the Vietnam protesters of the late 60s, the anti-WTO protesters of the 90s, and the ACT-UP organizers of the 80s and 90s have demonstrated too. But I happen to think non-violence works better.
Mnemosyne
@fuckwit:
I partly disagree with you, because I don’t think the problem is that the left lacks matching signs. I think what we lack is a unified message, which is not the same thing.
A sea of homemade anti-Trump signs will be very effective, even (or perhaps especially) if they don’t match. A sea of conflicting anti-Trump, anti-corporate, pro-animal rights, Free Mumia signs would not be effective, and that’s usually what happens when the left protests.
Mnemosyne
@fuckwit:
My other semi-anti argument to you is that the late 1950s and early 1960s were a very different time, sartorially. Civil Rights and Mattachine protesters dressed in the most conservative styles of their time to a specific purpose, namely to show that they “fit in” to that more rigid fashion code and should be allowed full civil rights.
In the intervening 50+ years, that fashion code has broken down. It’s not nearly as easy to identify someone as “middle class” or “working class” based on what hat they wear or what department store they bought their dress from.
gene108
@fuckwit:
The protests are step one. This is to get people engaged. And to draw attention to the fact Trump is hugely unpopular. The second step is to get them to vote for Democrats. The third step is to get them to call their Congress people. The fourth step is to get them more engaged in the political process.
Look at the Tea Party protests from April 15, 2009. They were ostensibly about Taxed Enough Already. They were lightly attended, but got 24/7 coverage by Fox News initially and then the rest of the media joined in.
And all of a sudden all the angry, racist, stupid fucks had a way to organize – courtesy of the Koch brothers – and they became a very vocal, loud and obnoxious group that dominated news cycles and took some of the shine off of Obama’s impressive 2008 win, by being a vocal opposition.
Let it be kmown what Republicans and Trump are doing is not popular. He did not get a mandate. People will not put up with their crap.
Mike J
@Mnemosyne: He is right though that signs that are too over the top, or profane, probably don’t work as well as their carriers think. While “Fuck Trump” will please the person with the sign, it will never be shown on TV, and there are people who will ignore your message solely because of its form.
fuckwit
@Mnemosyne: You forgot Free Palestine!
I was very annoyed when the Palestinian protesters took over the anti-Iraq war protests in 2002 and 2003.
But optics matter. Look like an army, not a rabble.
I also forgot to mention one of the most effective things that the Occupy protesters did: the People’s Mic. It scared the piss out of the cops and the powers. Viscerally and visibly rattled them. Because here is thousands of people all reciting the same thing at the same time, literally speaking with one very loud and very powerful voice. Frighteningly good work.
The point of organizing is to make lots of small fish look and sound bigger than the big fish by acting in lockstep and in concert.
http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-little-fish-eat-big-fish-unity-teamwork-organize-concept-fishes-unite-fight-with-big-fish-295443137.jpg
Remember the powers that be are just monkeys with very dextrous thumbs. You have to terrify them.
Major Major Major Major
@fuckwit: Unfortunately the Occupy people failed at basically everything else you need to do to have a successful protest, from leadership to hygiene.
I was just pointing out an example of a time that a ragtag bunch of artists and wacked-out losers drove the point home more effectively than a hundred dudes in suits, earlier.
Mnemosyne
@Mike J:
Yes, that’s why I’m only semi-arguing against him, because I think he does have a point about making signs that are too over-the-top for what the MSM still refers to as “family” newspapers or TV shows.
But I’m also tired of people I’ve seen elsewhere saying women (and men) shouldn’t wear pink cat hats on Saturday because it’s not “serious.” So the fuck what? If women want to unite using a silly hat, why is that “unserious” but dressing up in a stupid Revolutionary War costume was supposed to be taken seriously?
JordanRules
@fuckwit: Interesting take. The respectability politics aspect of it makes me uneasy.
What do you think the Day of Immigrants accomplished?
I’ve been really interested in the MLK-Malcom axis lately and tend to see the fear inspired by the alternative to Martin and their Sunday best as a big fear factor that moved the needle. And of course I think the physical attacks being broadcast were a big part of what got folks attention.
These protests mirror our diversity and maybe we need to figure out better ways to harness that.
Major Major Major Major
@Mnemosyne:
SATSQ
Mnemosyne
@fuckwit:
I think we’re only disagreeing on specifics here. I think a sea of women all across the country all wearing pink kitty hats on Saturday is going to scare the fuck out of a whole lot of conservatives. Three hats made by my own hands will be at two different protests here in CA (Oakland and the OC).
We’ve got goddamned nationwide reach with our hats, motherfuckers. We. Are. Everywhere. We surround you.
JordanRules
Most people aren’t making signs that they feel just have to be on the media. There will be plenty of those I assure you.
Mike J
@Mnemosyne: I think tens of thousands of people in the same hat, even if unserious, is exactly what he is say we should so. Even if he doesn’t recognize it.
Mnemosyne
@JordanRules:
It’s a weird tightrope, and it can cut either way. The Civil Rights Movement is remembered in the public memory as Black people in their Sunday best standing up for their rights. The Women’s Rights movement is remembered as a bunch of crazy lesbians burning their bras in public. Selective memory is selective.
Mnemosyne
@Mike J:
Yeah, like I said, I think we’re really only arguing over details with this.
Suzan
We are watching.
You Lost
Don’t bankrupt America you loser.
Remember more of us liked Hillary.
You are not good looking. Lose some weight and that hair for God’s sake.
Your cabinet is a bunch of losers like you.
Melanie won’t even live with you because you’re a loser.
Don’t grab my pussy.
Don’t pee on America.
Don’t degrade our country like you have the Trump name.
Beautifulplummage
The “uniform” will be hats in a variety of pinks, but, most importantly, ALL handmade.
My sign uses the new Liberty coin as the word in my slogan: indivisible, with Liberty and justice for All
Beautifulplummage
Also, Seattle organizers are using the gathering point to help 150 organizations connect with the marchers and, hopefull, continue this first step into activism.
Eljai
@GregB: This gets my vote!
opiejeanne
@Beautifulplummage: I’m debating going to the one in Seattle, but the weather and the fact that I wouldn’t be with anyone I know are making me question whether I should go at all. I had major surgery less than two months ago (emergency appendectomy. yay!) and the weather is supposed to be cold and rainy. I’m fine, I’m pretty much recovered, I’m probably not going to have a problem but I’m a little nervous. We have a local group of anarchists who have invaded other protests and caused a lot of trouble and damage, and I halfway expect them to try something on Saturday. I’m at the whining, bargaining, excuse-making stage.
And now I see there are people making giant puppets for the march. They’ve changed the word “women” to “womxn” to show something or other. I thought it was to support transgendered people but it’s not that, something about the interlocking/crossing of ways women are discriminated against. Or something. I’ve read the explanation several times and it isn’t sticking with me.
50,000 expected marchers and those puppets will get all the attention.
waspuppet
Hey Mr. Tangerine Man!
tybee
Benedict Donald
J R in WV
Front side
Flip Side:
That’s my best shot.
But there historic gold:
TRUMP LIES
PEOPLE WILL DIE
permafrost
@fuckwit: That’s not what the Tea Party did. Are you sure?
AMinNC
I’m going with:
Resistance Is Fertile!
on one side, and maybe:
Suburban Moms For:
-Civil Rights
-Public Education
-Reproductive Choice
-The ACA
-Climate Action
on the other.
Davey C
184 comments and nobody said “green balloons!”? Shameful.
bjacques
Upside down US flag; signal of distress. I’m putting it on my FB noon tomorrow since I live in a foreign-speaking land.
Alternatively, “Nov Schmozz Ka-Pop” in fake Cyrillic.
Ryan
I dunno about a sign, but I see Emperor Donald, with his red MAGA hat as a crown and a bucket of KFC as his septre. Don’t know about a throne, something tacky from Wal Mart or a RV community I guess.
Michael Bersin
I kept all my protest signs from fifteen years ago. I’ve brought them out for tomorrow and Saturday (and did so in Jefferson City on December 19th). A personal favorite: Faux News Channel: fascist groupies
Nancy
@randy khan: I like “John Lewis is right.” It’s true, simple to read and understand, and carries with those few words the intensity of Rep. Lewis’s statement. Yeah, you are illegitmate.
And I like the We the People posters.
Really glad that my Representative is standing with John Lewis and boycotting.
John Carter
Дональд Трамп
делает России великое
“Donald Trump
Making Russia Great”
Hawes
We Shall Overcomb
oldster
Treasonous
Russian
Usurping
Mole:
Putin’s
PUPPET
oldster
Who chose HER? The Majority!
Who chose HIM? The KGB!
Who chose HER? The USA!
Who chose HIM? The KKK!
We’re the Majority of the USA, not the KGB and the KKK!
John Carter
Donald Trump:
The kind of guy you don’t like at first…
But grow to hate!
dexwood
John, the sign is in your brief post – Crude Vulgarian.
Many great suggestions in the comments. I’m leaning towards TRUMP? NYET!
We Shall Overcomb made me laugh as did a few others.
maurinsky
My sign has all the things I’m marching FOR (Mom, Sisters, Daughters, Granddaughters, Immigrants, Refugees, LGBTQ and Pro-Choice, etc. etc. There are a bunch in large print and then I’ve been adding smaller print FOR: in between, and then at the bottom it says “and AGAINST TRUMP!”
My sister and I are working* on a project called President Comic Book Villain, so the other side of my sign (I’m doing a sandwich board because I hate carrying shit, I’ll just wear it) will be The Twitterer: Ignorance, Idiocy and Evil in 140 Characters” with a drawing of the Illlegitimate one.
*I had the idea and my sister is encouraging me, so I’ve drawn out a couple of panels, but I also just became an activist and have two jobs and I’m writing a novel plus doing a lot of open mics with a guitarist I know, so….don’t hold your breath for this.
EL
@Mnemosyne: do you have any hats left?
hilzoy
@Mike J: I’ve heard this for Boston as well. However, a friend there says that if you go to very nearby low-income suburbs (for Bostonians: Revere, Saugus), there’s all the pink yarn you could want, and no one has heard of pussyhats.
ding7777
Fake Election = Fake pResident
Im-Still-With-Her
Stan
Trump is Putin’s best Russian prostitute
Although I admit I feel like I am slagging sex workers with this one.
Stan
Call Chuck Shumer, 202 224 6542 and ask him to boycott the inauguration. Stand with John Lewis.
cat copeland
@permafrost: WOMEN MAKING AMERICA GREAT!!!!
Snabby
Forget it Donny, you’re out of your element.
Michelle Tapia
Our rights are not up for grabs. Neither are we.
Sturgeonmouth
Urine over your head