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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Late Night Open Thread: It Would Explain Britain Jumping to the Head of the Queue…

Late Night Open Thread: It Would Explain Britain Jumping to the Head of the Queue…

by Anne Laurie|  January 28, 20172:16 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Clown Shoes

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WH spells UK prime minister's name as Teresa May, who is a porn star. But I doubt British tabloids will pick it uphttps://t.co/iJUf86ldX9

— Craig Winneker (@CraigWinneker) January 27, 2017

Anybody more… knowledgeable want to comment on this? I’m kinda afraid to google…
.

I wonder if Trump will chat up Theresa May about how sure he is he could have nailed Princess Di. pic.twitter.com/2FefU7SsGE

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 27, 2017

Pretty sure that's what Trump thinks "special relationship" means.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 27, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    January 28, 2017 at 2:22 am

    I just don’t have the intestinal fortitude anymore. If our country is done let’s just pull the plug and move on.

  2. 2.

    hitchhiker

    January 28, 2017 at 2:22 am

    I heard that clip, but hadn’t realized the conversation was in the same time frame as her death. DT didn’t mention any reason why he thought she’d be willing — I guess a lot of women have said yes to him?

    Now there’s a thought to gag you.

  3. 3.

    ThresherK (tablet)

    January 28, 2017 at 2:26 am

    Okay, this is just to make us look back be benignly at GWB’s unwanted neck rub of Angela Merkel,isn’t it?

  4. 4.

    JordanRules

    January 28, 2017 at 2:33 am

    He’s so gross and dangerous. Oh and the whole GOP is too.

  5. 5.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 28, 2017 at 2:39 am

    Princess Di’s hat looks photoshopped on in that picture.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    January 28, 2017 at 2:40 am

    Perfect antidote to Dolt 45, saw Lucinda Williams tonight. As in her lyrics, she leaves her guts on stage. Phenomenal three-piece band.

    Also, too, fuck Trump.

  7. 7.

    trollhattan

    January 28, 2017 at 2:41 am

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Too big?

  8. 8.

    Debbie(aussie)

    January 28, 2017 at 2:52 am

    Money most certainly does not provide class. I think it is Suzanne that talks about trailer trash being a state of being rather than a socio-economic class. Trump has the money and none of the class.

  9. 9.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 28, 2017 at 2:55 am

    A bunch of firecrackers just went off right outside my window. The good news is that just means it’s lunar new year. Trump hasn’t invaded. Or china. Yet!

    Scared me though!

    @trollhattan: the white balance is all weird.

  10. 10.

    trollhattan

    January 28, 2017 at 2:59 am

    @Debbie(aussie):
    Yes, money helps magnify what they already were. Money’s main benefit is eliminating the grinding stress of poverty. At some point beyond than that it becomes an end to itself (e.g., multi-millionaires jealous of billionaires).

  11. 11.

    trollhattan

    January 28, 2017 at 3:01 am

    @Major Major Major Major:
    Could be one of those goofy Ascot hats they’re so fond of. Weird to think Diana died long before the dawn of digital photography; so much easier to graft on yuge handshats today.

  12. 12.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 28, 2017 at 3:06 am

    @trollhattan: I’m not saying it is! Just a weird picture.

  13. 13.

    Kat

    January 28, 2017 at 4:00 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    A bunch of firecrackers just went off right outside my window. The good news is that just means it’s lunar new year.

    Lucky you! A couple of night’s ago, I called 911 about the 12 gunshots, in rapid succession, that were fired by two people about a hundred yards in front of the window where I was sitting at my computer. But, hey, it’s only a once-or-twice-a-week thing. Though, come to think of it, Denver did install one of those newfangled gunshot-identifier things at my 30-unit apartment complex last year.

    Re: Di’s hat… Have you seen a photo of Tony Blair’s wife in her head-to-toe purple outfit from two or three years ago? You’d swear it came straight out of Gene Wilders’ Willy Wonka, or maybe Alice in Wonderland.

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 28, 2017 at 4:16 am

    @Kat: the hell do you live, five points?

  15. 15.

    Kat

    January 28, 2017 at 4:24 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    About two blocks East of Sheridan, on W. 8th Ave.

    It only took my neighbor and I calling about gunfire twice a week, every week, for 5 years for Denver’s finest to finally bust the drug house on the corner of Sheridan and 8th. She and I cooked spaghetti and watched Downton Abbey to celebrate. The peace and quiet lasted about a year and a half, then started up again about six months ago (though not at the same house).

  16. 16.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 28, 2017 at 4:28 am

    @Kat: yikes. Can’t say I know that part of town well tbh.

  17. 17.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    January 28, 2017 at 4:38 am

    @hitchhiker:

    I guess a lot of women have said yes to him?

    it’s just propaganda.

    remember the tape recording of him posing as a public relations agent, “John Miller”. Among the slew of lies he told in the 1990 tape was that Madonna was stalking him but he turned her down.

    All these lies are a product of a pathological disorder

    Why even the conservative Politico said:

    The sheer frequency, spontaneity and seeming irrelevance of his lies have no precedent. Nixon, Reagan and Clinton were protecting their reputations; Trump seems to lie for the pure joy of it. A whopping 70 percent of Trump’s statements that PolitiFact checked during the campaign were false, while only 4 percent were completely true, and 11 percent mostly true. (Compare that to the politician Trump dubbed “crooked,” Hillary Clinton: Just 26 percent of her statements were deemed false.)

    Those who have followed Trump’s career say his lying isn’t just a tactic, but an ingrained habit. New York tabloid writers who covered Trump as a mogul on the rise in the 1980s and ’90s found him categorically different from the other self-promoting celebrities in just how often, and pointlessly, he would lie to them. In his own autobiography, Trump used the phrase “truthful hyperbole,” a term coined by his ghostwriter referring to the flagrant truth-stretching that Trump employed, over and over, to help close sales. Trump apparently loved the wording, and went on to adopt it as his own.

    I mean, what’s next – lying about his crowd size?

  18. 18.

    Mel

    January 28, 2017 at 4:38 am

    @Kat: @Major Major Major Major: I’m always slightly puzzled by the Fascinators that the youngsters in the royal family seem to favor. Too big to be an awkwardly decorated barrette, too small to serve any actual hat function, and usually fairly hideous. There was a spectacularly bizarre one that one of the princesses wore a few years back – it looked like a giant flesh-toned set of fallopian tubes perched on her forehead. Definite crime against the art of haberdashery.

  19. 19.

    Kat

    January 28, 2017 at 4:41 am

    @Major Major Major Major: I used to live down in God’s country — unincorporated Littleton near Quincy and Wadsworth — about 12 years ago, when there were still big banner signs that said ‘We’re Hiring!‘, strung across the front of every business down there, and there were still thriving anchor stores at Southwest Plaza Mall.

  20. 20.

    Kat

    January 28, 2017 at 4:55 am

    @Mel:

    it looked like a giant flesh-toned set of fallopian tubes perched on her forehead

    Not fair, Mel. I can’t type when laughing so hard I’m gasping for air, my diaphragm is spazzing up and down, my tears are rolling, and all the cats start jumping on me, asking what’s wrong. Ah, hell, I just read it again, and now somebody’s biting my toe. heeheeeeeeee eee ee.

    I’ve never known a female ex-pat Brit here in the States — probably because they won’t move here because our shops don’t stock their oddly fascinating preferences.

  21. 21.

    CapnMubbers

    January 28, 2017 at 5:12 am

    @Mel: Princess Beatrice at some royal wedding.

  22. 22.

    Barney

    January 28, 2017 at 5:17 am

    BBC radio dug up a short interview with Theresa and Teresa from 2000:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08byfhl starts at 1:44:40

  23. 23.

    Unknown known

    January 28, 2017 at 5:20 am

    This is exactly how the Guardian”s cartoonist depicted the “special relationship” (image N really SFW, despite being a carton in a mass publication paper. I declaim all responsibility if you need mind bleach after viewing).

    BTW, the fascinator hat thing is for the aristos. Normal baits don’t dress like that. And if you want to start stacking up the dumb ways America’s super rich show off to their friiends, vs. The Brits… I mean, we can go there…

  24. 24.

    Sloane Ranger

    January 28, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Yes God’s! And the Dump is coming on a State visit later this year. If his comments get wide coverage over here the Queen needs to make sure that Prince Harry has been safely packed off on a tour of Australia or New Zealand. Diplomatic issues tend to occur when a member of a Royal Family cleans the clock of the Head of State of another country:)

  25. 25.

    Neil W

    January 28, 2017 at 6:40 am

    The (London) Times has the Teresa/Theresa May story, behind a paywall, but the teaser gives some information including her appearance in the music video for the Prodigy’s Smack My Bitch Up.

    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/white-house-spelling-mistake-welcomes-british-porn-star-68zscjggz

  26. 26.

    Zinsky

    January 28, 2017 at 6:44 am

    How much you wanna bet Trump hit on Theresa May in private? By the way, what happened to those 17 women who alleged that Trump groped them? Do they not matter now that this dipshit is President of the United States?

  27. 27.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    January 28, 2017 at 6:49 am

    This photo shows why Trump was transfixed by Teresa and not Theresa (photo)

  28. 28.

    Barney

    January 28, 2017 at 7:00 am

    @Unknown known: Bell is referring to a classic 18th century cartoon about the Duke of York and his wife, who was very small. However, he’s given the orange man the small feet, because you know what they say about men with small hands … He’s also turned Theresa on to her front, to make the position more undignified, I suppose.

  29. 29.

    Paul in KY

    January 28, 2017 at 7:49 am

    @Mel: They are probably very expensive & completely unusable in any other situation. That’s why they like them, IMO. It shows off how they can spend oodles of money on a giant set of fallopian tubes.

  30. 30.

    NeenerNeener

    January 28, 2017 at 7:53 am

    @Kat: I just googled that to see if there are pictures of that hat…and there are! I especially like the photoshopped ones with the Eye of Sauron and a Stargate superimposed over that round thing in the middle, and one with textbook drawing of a uterus over the whole hat.

  31. 31.

    leeleeFL

    January 28, 2017 at 8:33 am

    @Unknown known: I absolutely cannot breathe! That cartoon is delicious! I thought the fallopian tube fascinator was funny as hell! But this made my entire morning!

  32. 32.

    XTPD

    January 28, 2017 at 8:59 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: POLITICO has become significantly better since Grunwald became assistant editor – and looks to become even better with Allen & VandeHei’s decamping – but Jack Shafer & Rich Lowry are still literally the worst. (BTW, POLITICO has never been conservative so much as nihilistic, and Jack Shafer – being a glibertarian – embodies both of these traits perfectly).

  33. 33.

    Unknown known

    January 28, 2017 at 9:02 am

    @Barney: bringin’ the larnin’

    Impressed!

  34. 34.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 28, 2017 at 9:52 am

    How long is it before Trump appears at a press conference without any pants on?

  35. 35.

    laura

    January 28, 2017 at 11:15 am

    @trollhattan: what a song writer!!! What a great venue!

  36. 36.

    Another Scott

    January 28, 2017 at 11:45 am

    I didn’t mention this earlier, on the thread with the cartoon about the shoes, but what struck me was that in the old original the woman was on her back, but in the new homage Theresa was on her stomach.

    I really wasn’t the only one who noticed that, was I? ;-p

    Donnie obviously thinks that women only exist for his pleasure. Of course he would say that about Diana.

    (sigh)

    https://twitter.com/sciencemarchdc can’t come too quickly for my taste.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  37. 37.

    opiejeanne

    January 28, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    @Unknown known: Did you check today’s cartoon? Oh. My!

  38. 38.

    Another Scott

    January 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    @Another Scott: Should have read the whole thread first. ;-)

    Here’s the “falopian tube” hat.

    It looks like it did it’s job – being memorable!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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