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You love me, you really love me

by David Anderson|  February 1, 20176:37 am| 53 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Don't Trip, Organize, Open Threads, Readership Capture, Fuck Yeah!, Rare Sincerity

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Via Comments by Humboldt Blue:

I’m not sure what you motherfuckers are rambling about but I followed some advice from the front page health care guy who types out dense and incomprehensible phalanxes of text and double checked my policies today with covered California. Saved my stupid ass more than a hundred dollars per month with a far better and comprehensive option. Remember, you smug bastards, it aint easy going through life as a dumbfuck and some of us take longer to catch on.

Sure, that shit may be meaningless by summer, but at least Mr. Mind-numbing Actuarial tables got through to someone.

You love me, you really love me!!!

Really, I can’t tell you how much this means to me. Little wins are what I aim for. I needed this … so thank you.

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  1. 1.

    zhena gogolia

    February 1, 2017 at 6:46 am

    So cool!

  2. 2.

    Baud

    February 1, 2017 at 6:49 am

    the front page health care guy

    Whatever happened to that guy?

  3. 3.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 1, 2017 at 6:51 am

    @Baud: Richard something or other.

  4. 4.

    amk

    February 1, 2017 at 6:55 am

    LOL. I blame cole.

  5. 5.

    Applejinx

    February 1, 2017 at 7:10 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: You mean Mayhew On Insurance, like in the tag? (okay, I’m confused now)

  6. 6.

    Betty

    February 1, 2017 at 7:10 am

    Every little bit helps.

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    guachi

    February 1, 2017 at 7:14 am

    People (friends/coworkers) think I know things about Obamacare. But basically everything I know I learned about Obamacare I learned here.

    “Saved my stupid ass more than a hundred dollars per month” is better than what Geico has, that’s for sure.

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    Mary Jo

    February 1, 2017 at 7:19 am

    That’s adorable. Also, too, I love your posts (but rarely comment).

  9. 9.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 1, 2017 at 7:21 am

    @Applejinx: David is Richard, look back a couple of weeks.

  10. 10.

    Sab

    February 1, 2017 at 7:26 am

    @Mary Jo: Me also.

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    OzarkHillbilly

    February 1, 2017 at 7:27 am

    A job well done.

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    FlyingToaster

    February 1, 2017 at 7:27 am

    I’m wondering on the over/under when Maura Healey files against the feds for:

    • Right to Work — breaking Mass regulations
    • OSHA — breaking Mass regulations
    • Romneycare — repealing Obamacare takes Romneycare with it
    • EPA — violating Mass clean air and water

    Her Tweet.

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    February 1, 2017 at 7:27 am

    LOL.
    Well, I have tried to spread the word about you, Mayhew. You are a treasure ?????

  14. 14.

    p.a.

    February 1, 2017 at 7:28 am

    I like the new guy. I’m not even sure Mayhew is American ™.

  15. 15.

    debbie

    February 1, 2017 at 7:29 am

    @guachi:

    Seconded.

  16. 16.

    Spanky

    February 1, 2017 at 7:49 am

    Just so you know, “Richard”, SOP around here is to be reading a post and monitoring for new ones. When one of yours comes up I always go and read it, but am rarely called to comment since I’m covered by my work insurance and I’m actuarially ignorant.

    So I’m pretty sure the number of folks who read your stuff vastly outnumbers the number that comment.

  17. 17.

    Elizabelle

    February 1, 2017 at 7:50 am

    Great news. $1,200 is a chunk of change, too.

    Well done, HBlue and Mayhew/Anderson.

  18. 18.

    Wayne

    February 1, 2017 at 8:00 am

    Richard/David, I am using your info and linking people to your posts all the time. Keep it up

  19. 19.

    mattH

    February 1, 2017 at 8:04 am

    You love me, you really love me

    Yes Sally, we really do. Never stop. I’m working on a “free marketer” now and need all the help I can get. Your posts have been invaluable.

  20. 20.

    Jerry

    February 1, 2017 at 8:18 am

    Mr. Mind-numbing Actuarial tables
    HA! We *finally* get your real REAL name!

  21. 21.

    MomSense

    February 1, 2017 at 8:24 am

    You do good work, David. We all appreciate you.

  22. 22.

    Mike E

    February 1, 2017 at 8:31 am

    @Jerry: He goes by ‘Neo’ on the matrix

  23. 23.

    J.

    February 1, 2017 at 8:32 am

    I, too, am a big fan of the “front page health care guy.” Thanks for making me a little less ignorant when it comes to health care/insurance. :-)

  24. 24.

    Bob2

    February 1, 2017 at 8:47 am

    I am a huge fan like I’ve said in the past, but I read dense blocks of text and learn and don’t have much to say if I don’t have anything to add.

    One of my friends kept checking plans repeatedly over the last couple months and found that his area added a lot more than the initial 5 carriers he saw on his first check. Then he checked yesterday and found a great priced silver plan they added at some point after 9pm last night, even though it wasn’t up at 7pm.

    Is this a tactic of insurers trying to pick off low risk younger people who sign up last second?

  25. 25.

    currants

    February 1, 2017 at 9:04 am

    @rikyrah: Seconded. ME TOO. Richard/David, LOVE these posts. Haven’t been able to convince my brother (in PA) to keep his insurance: he’s self-employed and in the group where he makes just enough to not qualify for subsidies. He’s going to have a heart attack, but I can’t do anything about that or his insurance, though I (and his son) have tried.

  26. 26.

    pluky

    February 1, 2017 at 9:37 am

    Another thumbs up from an actual Health Actuary. I’ve learned more about the workings of the ACA (especially the game theoretic bits on optimal silver plan design) from your posts than I have from any publications by the SoA or AAA.

  27. 27.

    TaMara (HFG)

    February 1, 2017 at 9:51 am

    That has to be one of my favorite comments of the year. And of course we all love Mr. Mind-numbing Actuarial tables

  28. 28.

    Yarrow

    February 1, 2017 at 10:22 am

    I saw that comment yesterday and hoped you’d get to see it too. Thanks for all your work.

  29. 29.

    StringOnAStick

    February 1, 2017 at 10:25 am

    One more vote here for how great your posts are.

    My husband and I were counting on using the ACA so he could become a part time contractor at his job, so I devoured all your posts. Obviously that changed in November.

    The uncertainty in the health care market is just one of many things that has turned my normally fun and happy boss into someone consumed by stress. His 18 year old son became a quadriplegic last July in an swimming accident, which just absolutely crushed this super-involved, loving dad. He worries about what happens once their son can no longer be on their health insurance since he now has a huge pre-existing condition and that’s about to become relevant again. The burdens on this family now are enormous.

  30. 30.

    Juju

    February 1, 2017 at 10:39 am

    I know I’m late to this, but I wouldn’t have insurance, or I’d have a bare minimum do nothing policy if it weren’t for Richard/David. His, as it turned out, simple suggestion put me in a position to get into a silver subsidized policy that has helped me in so many different ways financially. I owe him a baked good, dinner, gift card, or some sort of something to express my gratitude.

  31. 31.

    sherparick

    February 1, 2017 at 10:48 am

    All of us love you, (and Brad DeLong to since he cites you all the time.)

  32. 32.

    The Moar You Know

    February 1, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I deal with our workplace’s health insurance(s) (multiple states, you may feel sorry for me now) and I read every one of your posts, even though I rarely comment. But I can sometimes bitchslap our Trump-loving C-level dolts with actual facts and numbers that will affect our bottom line.

    (I’m also the corporate IT/infosec guy, my main job, so you can REALLY feel sorry for me now)

    So yes, I really do love you, you are an invaluable resource for my continued employment, as is Silverman. Between you two, the C-level guys think I have a for-real crystal ball. Nope, just solid facts.

  33. 33.

    Juju

    February 1, 2017 at 10:54 am

    @StringOnAStick: It’s terrible to lose that peace of mind. I got my own health insurance for the first time in my life at age 53 because I have a pre existing condition, and policies were useless and outrageously expensive. I worry daily about what’s going to happen, and do what I can. I think my Representative’s office people must be sick of hearing from me. Every time I see Paul Ryan’s smug face, I am not sure wether I want to smite him or put a fatwa on him.

    The stress of an injury likes your bosses’ son suffered would be bad enough, but the ACA uncertainty must make the situation unbearable. We need to keep working to prevent repeal.

  34. 34.

    randy khan

    February 1, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Richard/David deserves many pats on the head (or baked dinners!) for all of the work he’s done helping us to understand health care issues. It’s a real public service.

  35. 35.

    quakerinabasement

    February 1, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Please record my vote of approval for this post. Thank you.

  36. 36.

    Aurona

    February 1, 2017 at 11:09 am

    To the once anonymous to the famous, Richard Mayhew to David Anderson, thank you for the help. I’m an infrequent commenter but always reader and have been a healthcare maven in the biz myself for the Big Blues (only admin/office) and learned a lot. Not as much as Mayhew Insurance prepared me for, though. I use your writings for my yearly Medicare choices (for however long that may be) and found the right choice for my pocketbook with The Best Network. Here in Seattle, United Healthcare Plan 1 HMO (AARP sponsored), works for me as I am on no meds and have no major health issues. That’s my line and that’s what I stick to, so thanks Richard/David! We really really like you.

  37. 37.

    Humboldtblue

    February 1, 2017 at 11:10 am

    I still don’t what your name is, but it was the last two weeks or so that you regularly put up posts to check or sign up or double check and considering me and my brothers and sisters are coordinating the recovery of our father who fell and broke a hip two months ago (he’s doing fantastic and being the Econ/Finance guy he has always been he was well-covered and prepared compared to his youngest son who is a dumbass) I figured it’s better to check and see what I had.

    The comments above certainly validate your contribution and your excellent posts and understanding of the process.

    Sincerely, thank you.

  38. 38.

    cmorenc

    February 1, 2017 at 11:15 am

    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be actuaries.

  39. 39.

    sheila in nc

    February 1, 2017 at 11:15 am

    David/Richard, I post your stuff all the time. And my friends “like” it!
    Also I was at a postcard party Monday night. I chose one of my topics as ACA. Started to write a tome and realized it wouldn’t matter. Just kept it to “HIGH RISK POOLS DON’T WORK”

  40. 40.

    proudgradofcatladyacademy

    February 1, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Dave/Richard:

    Your advice and information actually allowed me to humiliate a Senior VP at UHC during which he tried to explain how “flawed” ACA was and how UHC did not screw up it was the law itself. Armed with what you posted here, I was able to dispell that nonsense. He said, “well, I see you are channeling your inner Steve Hemsley* as I just finished a meeting with Steve and he said the exact same things.”
    I could not have done those things nor continue to advocate without your “mind numbing actuarial tables” and email advice. I did use your line more money for hookers and blow in a team meeting, which was accidental I swear! Turns out that is frowned upon in business settings. Who knew ? /wink

    *Steve Hemsley is UHC CEO.

  41. 41.

    Raoul

    February 1, 2017 at 11:27 am

    I know we already have too many tags, but really, shouldn’t dense and incomprehensible phalanxes be added? Seems like this community, perfectly encapsulated!

  42. 42.

    phantomist

    February 1, 2017 at 11:29 am

    I’ve always found David’s posts very informative and really appreciate that he took the time to answer my question via email. You can never learn too much about the ever evolving health care system we choose to employ her in the u.s.

    Only negative, his referee posts now have me watching soccer on Saturday mornings.

  43. 43.

    JustRuss

    February 1, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Kudos to David. I see links/mentions of your posts here fairly frequently on other sites. You’re making a difference.

  44. 44.

    PhoenixRising

    February 1, 2017 at 11:49 am

    @proudgradofcatladyacademy:

    At work when I’m explaining to software designers *why* the price for a simple database is a gazillion dollars if it’s HIPAA compliant, I use ‘strippers and blow’. YMMV.

    Also, mind numbing actuary, it works! Thank you.

  45. 45.

    Humboldtblue

    February 1, 2017 at 11:54 am

    @phantomist:

    So wait, is Richard also Randinho who also happens to be David? I am so confused.

  46. 46.

    ChrisGrrr

    February 1, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I didn’t know that (either). Thanks for the clarification.

  47. 47.

    J R in WV

    February 1, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    David, (who used to hide as Richard)

    I want to thank you for your impenetrable dense actuarial data, as well as the common sense perspective on health care. I had an actuary math Professor for Calc IIII a very long time ago, and so I know that being an actuary is no guarantee of having the ability to explain complex concepts – perhaps quite the contrary.

    Without skilled experts willing to attempt to explain complex stuff most of us would lost in the high brush!

    Thanks for the time you invest here… I hope you can reuse most of it (especially the thinky parts) in your more profitable employment down south. Duke? Really?

  48. 48.

    horatius

    February 1, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Nobody told me it was Mind-Numbing-Actuary-Appreciation-Day. Count me in as a silent appreciator.

  49. 49.

    Sandia Blanca

    February 1, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    How does that saying go? Balloon-Juice, come for the Cole-injury stories and pet pix, stay for the incomprehensible phalanxes of text.

  50. 50.

    Shana

    February 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @J.: Ditto on the value of these posts. And I’m married to an Employee Benefits attorney.

  51. 51.

    DAVID ANDERSON

    February 1, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    @Humboldtblue: I am not randhindo

  52. 52.

    humboldtblue

    February 1, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    @Raoul:

    I like the way you think.

    @DAVID ANDERSON:

    So says you, soooo says you. But then I remember you don’t live in Brazil, so that may be a solid alibi. Cuz he aint been posting and he really needs to do so. I demand he freely give of his time, expertise, and effort for my benefit.

    Worked with you, didn’t it?

  53. 53.

    Aaron

    February 1, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    could someone put a disclaimer up top on the homepage so all the people I told “read Richard Mayhew’s stuff at Balloon Juice if you want to understand the health insurance issues” – so they know where they should actually be looking.

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