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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Late Night Early Reviews Open Thread: Different Month, Same Old Trumpstuntin’

Late Night Early Reviews Open Thread: Different Month, Same Old Trumpstuntin’

by Anne Laurie|  February 19, 20172:55 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Not Normal, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

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@Rschooley @Karoli What I don't get is why he's campaigning now when he likely won't even survive the first year ?

— Don Klyne (@klyne_donald) February 18, 2017

It's the one thing he's been successful at politically? https://t.co/4sdl3QPvEm

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 18, 2017

Not even a month in and President Snowflake needs to throw a white power rally to feel better about himself.

— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) February 18, 2017

CNN [warning: autoplay] “Trump gets what he wants in Florida: Campaign-level adulation“:

… Trump, who just months ago finished campaigning for the office he now holds, was both selling what his administration has done in its first 30 days and trying to change the subject after a chaotic month. The President was forced to fire his national security adviser, struggled to roll out his travel ban and strained to explain a growing story about how members of his 2016 campaign made repeated contact with Russian individuals known to US intelligence…

What was unclear Saturday was what exactly Trump was campaigning for. The event was being run by Trump’s 2016 campaign, Donald J. Trump for President Inc.

Before taking the stage, Trump was asked if it was too early to do another campaign event. His response: “Life is a campaign.”

“Making our country great again is a campaign,” Trump added. “For me, it’s a campaign. To make America great again is absolutely a campaign.”…

Michael Caputo, a former senior adviser to Trump’s campaign, said he expects this sort of campaign-style event will be the “first of many.”

“He grew very familiar with the rally concept and I expect him to return to where he is comfortable when he needs to recharge,” Caputo said. “The fact that Trump showed us a new way of winning should have given everyone a hint that he would show everyone a new way of governing.”

All attendees now in the AeroMod hangar for the @realDonaldTrump rally. Total attendees at event = 9,000.

— Melbourne Police (@MelbournePolice) February 18, 2017

bookmark this tweet for next week's Crowd Controversy https://t.co/m1if5yEOc7

— Colin Campbell (@colincampbell) February 18, 2017

Trump: "The White House is running so smoothly. And believe me, I and we inherited one big mess."

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) February 18, 2017

What you are hearing from Trump right now isn't spin, it's delusion

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) February 18, 2017

Let's check in on the comments scrolling next to the YouTube livestream of Trump's speech pic.twitter.com/kXOPnqfrCf

— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) February 18, 2017

are we sure they aren't just airing a rerun of a speech from August

— Mark Berman (@markberman) February 18, 2017

I hope Trump feels better about his bad poll numbers and series of unforced errors, because making him less sad was the goal of the rally

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) February 18, 2017

2/ weekend to his press conference last week. They aren't similar events, but to him they are. He's under attack and he rallies.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 18, 2017

It's almost like the United States has no President – we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2014

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  1. 1.

    Thru the Looking Glass...

    February 19, 2017 at 3:04 am

    “The fact that Trump showed us a new way of winning should have given everyone a hint that he would show everyone a new way of governing.”

    Right… and in keeping w/ the whole “White Power/Neo Nazi” tone of the Trump Presidency, not to mention the astonishing ineptitude on display, perhaps that new way of governing could be called “The Shitzkreig”…

  2. 2.

    TenguPhule

    February 19, 2017 at 3:56 am

    If Trump is going to start the 2020 race early, does that mean political attack ads are going to be a fact of life again effective immediately?

  3. 3.

    TenguPhule

    February 19, 2017 at 3:57 am

    Also, if Trump steals from his campaign again for personal use, does he have immunity this time?

  4. 4.

    amk

    February 19, 2017 at 4:22 am

    Is maggie, the tool, justifying the narcissist’s constant seeking of adulation from his pathetic cult mob?

    Also, too, did maggie even graduate high school?

    @maggieNYT obviously made marbles of your brains— Sal the turtle (@archroadgoldy) February 18, 2017

  5. 5.

    RaflW

    February 19, 2017 at 4:29 am

    new way of governing

    Ain’t nothing new about corrupt incompetence. It was easy to predict it would be bad. Though really, I didn’t think our Republican president would be an order of magnitude worse than Berlusconi.

  6. 6.

    Uncle Cosmo

    February 19, 2017 at 4:50 am

    @RaflW:

    Though really, I didn’t think our Republican president would be an order of magnitude worse than Berlusconi.

    Hah. After the election I told my friends that an orange-haired Berlusconi was about the best we could hope for. Clearly Who/Whatever might be running the multiverse has not been disposed to be so kind…

  7. 7.

    Skippy-san

    February 19, 2017 at 5:14 am

    It is amazing to me, that every bad thing said about Trump in the campaign has come true – and still these fucking morons turn out for him. You can sum up Republican support in two words: selfish pigs. They don’t care about country or others-so long as they get theirs. It would be interesting to run the numbers on how many of them are getting government benefits, ACA subsidies, SS, etc-while all the while they are cheering a man dedicated to destroying those benefits, and them.

  8. 8.

    ThresherK

    February 19, 2017 at 5:35 am

    Maggie Haberman’s tweets all read tainted to me now. No matter how.plain they are, I swear she could write something like “A bowling ball is round” and I’d wonder what Stockholm-y syndrome subtext would be in it.

  9. 9.

    montanareddog

    February 19, 2017 at 5:46 am

    @Uncle Cosmo: Of course, Italians and Belgians are walking around with big grins on their faces, now that another important democracy has a government even more embarrassing than their own recent “unpleasantnesses”

  10. 10.

    Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)

    February 19, 2017 at 6:07 am

    @Skippy-san:

    It is amazing to me, that every bad thing said about Trump in the campaign has come true – and still these fucking morons turn out for him. You can sum up Republican support in two words: selfish pigs. They don’t care about country or others-so long as they get theirs. It would be interesting to run the numbers on how many of them are getting government benefits, ACA subsidies, SS, etc-while all the while they are cheering a man dedicated to destroying those benefits, and them.

    Three words: Bigoted Selfish Pigs.

  11. 11.

    Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)

    February 19, 2017 at 6:12 am

    but to him they are. He’s under attack and he rallies.

    Translation: He feels threatened and retreats to his safe zone.

  12. 12.

    bystander

    February 19, 2017 at 6:17 am

    @amk: I think Haberman relates to Trump’s mentality. She does NOT like being challenged, and will respond to all challengers. Weirdly thin skinned, on top of her pedestrian blather.

    What I don’t get is why he’s campaigning now when he likely won’t even survive the first year ?

    From your keyboard to the Goddess’s ears. Just make it stop. I don’t care how.

    And what boomer among us hasn’t thought back on a certain graffiti of the Vietnam protest era? Who hasn’t quoted Henry II on Becket in the past month?

  13. 13.

    CarolDuhart2

    February 19, 2017 at 6:31 am

    Trump is a junkie. He needs his fix of adulation. Of course, like junkies, it’s never going to be enough. Prepare for the rally of the month, then week, then whatever they can do daily.

    Whent that happens, hope that Congress decides to stop paying for that fix.

  14. 14.

    raven

    February 19, 2017 at 6:35 am

    8 guys with guns help a pro-Trump Rally win the ATL.

  15. 15.

    low-tech cyclist

    February 19, 2017 at 6:36 am

    @Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman):

    Translation: He feels threatened and retreats to his safe zone.

    Bingo. Who knew there was such a thing as an orange snowflake?

  16. 16.

    low-tech cyclist

    February 19, 2017 at 6:39 am

    @bystander:

    And what boomer among us hasn’t thought back on a certain graffiti of the Vietnam protest era?

    I’m a Boomer who’s racking his brains, but not coming up with anything particularly apropos. A little help, please?

  17. 17.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 19, 2017 at 6:43 am

    @raven: Guess they got their man cards punched.

  18. 18.

    Epicurus

    February 19, 2017 at 6:44 am

    @Thru the Looking Glass…:

    perhaps that new way of governing could be called “The Shitzkreig”…

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner of this thread. Mr. Cole, can we add a “like” button to these comments?

  19. 19.

    raven

    February 19, 2017 at 6:50 am

    @low-tech cyclist: Comin in to Los Angeleeees. . . .

  20. 20.

    bystander

    February 19, 2017 at 7:01 am

    @low-tech cyclist: Imploring someone long gone.

    I’m wary of the deleterious effects of imprecations, even if they are provoked and not borne of my spleen.

  21. 21.

    prob50

    February 19, 2017 at 7:21 am

    @Thru the Looking Glass…:

    …perhaps that new way of governing could be called “The Shitzkreig”…

    Perfect! Thank you!

  22. 22.

    Iowa Old Lady

    February 19, 2017 at 7:21 am

    @TenguPhule: He no longer has the Trump Foundation as a slush fund. I suspect his campaign chest is the substitute. Once a person does something like that the first time, they’re likely to do it again.

  23. 23.

    Fester Addams

    February 19, 2017 at 8:39 am

    @Rschooley @Karoli What I don’t get is why he’s campaigning now when he likely won’t even survive the first year ? — Don Klyne (@klyne_donald) February 18, 2017

    If people like @LouiseMensch are right then the Republican congressional majority must be desperate right now to figure out ways to turn Republican primary voters against the Republican president before #KremlinGate goes critical.

    Childish gratification is sufficient reason for the Republican president to hold “campaign” rallies but regent Bannon may be playing for higher stakes.

  24. 24.

    ding7777

    February 19, 2017 at 9:04 am

    @Iowa Old Lady: Super Pacs is the new slush fund. Would not surprise me if Trump “donates” money to other (real and stalking horse) candidates willing to hold fund raisers at a Trump property. . ,

  25. 25.

    Jack the Second

    February 19, 2017 at 9:12 am

    My new hobby is figuring out how many scare quotes to add to things that get said by or about Trump.

    The fact that Trump showed us a “new” way of “winning” should have given everyone a “hint” that he would show everyone a “new” “way” of “governing.”

    The “White” House is running so “smoothly”. And “believe” me, I and we “inherited” one big “mess.”

  26. 26.

    Sherparick

    February 19, 2017 at 9:13 am

    @Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman): .First, very unfair to pigs, a rather intelligent & delightful animal. No, these are human beings getting a thrill up their leg on the tribal identity & mob action high. They can feel great about themselves just because they are White & “winning” means telling everyone not part of the tribe to suck it.

  27. 27.

    leeleeFL

    February 19, 2017 at 9:23 am

    @bystander: I lean toward Oliver Cromwell’s speech to the Rump Parliament, “in the name of God, go!”

  28. 28.

    bystander

    February 19, 2017 at 9:30 am

    @leeleeFL: Too polite by far. If only Cromwell had used a two word imperative, a four letter word with a dangling preposition. Now, that one I routinely shriek at the tv, tablet and radio.

  29. 29.

    leeleeFL

    February 19, 2017 at 10:00 am

    @bystander: I concur. I often use Cromwell when I need thoroughly useless and/or incompetent ppl to vacate my area, just to keep my “little grey cells” functioning. But your direction leaves my lips at least 20 times a day. BTW, the Rally was only a few miles away from me and I had to suffer thru dozens of ppl who had been there sharing their “joy”. Ppl I actually like. It was unpleasant, I can tell you.

  30. 30.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    February 19, 2017 at 10:43 am

    Before taking the stage, Trump was asked if it was too early to do another campaign event. His response: “Life is a campaign.”

    “Making our country great again is a campaign,” Trump added. “For me, it’s a campaign. To make America great again is absolutely a campaign.”…

    If one just substitutes the words “bulls shitting” for “campaigning”, it all makes sense.

  31. 31.

    Librarian

    February 19, 2017 at 11:20 am

    The Nazis kept holding Nuremberg rallies after they came to power, didn’t they? So why not him?

  32. 32.

    JGabriel

    February 19, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Thru the Looking Glass…:

    Right… and in keeping w/ the whole “White Power/Neo Nazi” tone of the Trump Presidency, not to mention the astonishing ineptitude on display, perhaps that new way of governing could be called “The Shitzkreig”…

    I believe that would be “The Scheissekreig.”

    But I could be wrong – anyone fluent in Deutsche wanna help out here?

  33. 33.

    brettvk

    February 19, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    @JGabriel: But “shitz” chimes better with “blitz.”

  34. 34.

    Vhh

    February 19, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    @JGabriel: Scheissekrieg

  35. 35.

    Mohagan

    February 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: What popped into my mind was “Dick Nixon before he Dicks You”

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