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Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams

by DougJ|  March 16, 201710:01 pm| 26 Comments

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This doesn’t really surprise me:

Still, Hannity’s version of entertainment can go too far. Last year, after ending one of his many spirited on-air arguments with liberal contributor Juan Williams, Hannity pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Williams, according to three sources with knowledge of the incident. He even turned on the laser sight, causing a red dot to bob around on Williams’ body. (Hannity was just showing off, the sources said, but the unforeseen off-camera antic clearly disturbed Williams and others on set.)

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  1. 1.

    NobodySpecial

    March 16, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    liberal contributor Juan Williams

    Oh, there’s another one? Because the one I’ve seen is an oatmeal man.

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 16, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    It’s not a fucking toy. Jeebus.

  3. 3.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 16, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    Why do you do this to yourself? Watch Sean Hannity?

  4. 4.

    Jilli Brown

    March 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Sweet jeebus.

  5. 5.

    evodevo

    March 16, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    “Aw, Sheriff, shucks! We wuz jes havin’ a leetle fun!!” / Slim Pickens

  6. 6.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 16, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    The Sean Hannitizer is the opposite of hand sanitizer: A single application & any sane human being feels filthy all day long. FWIW.

  7. 7.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 16, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    In Hannity’s commentary on the incident, he says people are being foolish because he has extensive firearm safety training and was obeying all firearm safety rules. Isn’t one of those rules ‘Never point a gun at someone you don’t intend to shoot’?

  8. 8.

    amk

    March 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    liberal contributor Juan Williams,

    oh, really?

  9. 9.

    Another Scott

    March 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    What are the first 3 words of the 2nd Amendment again?

    Funny how it’s so sacred, yet idiot “men” can endanger and threaten anyone without consequences. Ha ha. Really funny.

    :-/

    Aren’t there a few more multi-tens-of-millions-of-dollars lawsuits ready to drop on Fox News? Seems like there should be. Maybe Juan should talk to a lawyer about that.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  10. 10.

    Anne Laurie

    March 16, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Shame on the authorities who didn’t pull this dipwad’s gun license privileges, “TV star” or not. Can you imagine someone less aggressively Angry-White-Man Entitled… say, Juan Williams… getting away with an idiot stunt like that?

    Of course, since the President-Asterisk just fulfilled the NRA’s wet dreams by making it easier for people judged incompetent to handle their own Social Security checks to buy a gun, it’s no surprise that Hannity feels empowered to wave his penis substitute around in a thoroughly unsafe fashion!

  11. 11.

    PaulW

    March 16, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    In Hannity’s commentary on the incident, he says people are being foolish because he has extensive firearm safety training and was obeying all firearm safety rules. Isn’t one of those rules ‘Never point a gun at someone you don’t intend to shoot’?

    DING DING DING

    At the very least Hannity should have been called to the carpet by HR and suspended. That sort of sh-t is unacceptable in a normal workplace.

  12. 12.

    efgoldman

    March 16, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    @PaulW:

    At the very least Hannity should have been called to the carpet by HR and suspended.

    If Fox even has an HR department, it’s two unpaid college interns and a high school file clerk.

  13. 13.

    Lizzy L

    March 16, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Intriguing thread title. Wow, yet more evidence that Sean Hannity is an idiot.

  14. 14.

    Raoul

    March 16, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    @NobodySpecial: Juan Williams is a Fox idea of a liberal contributor. I don’t know anyone who is actually liberal who would give him the time of day. If he asked nicely. Even if he looked like he was about to miss a train.

  15. 15.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 16, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Typical Liburel Media — they never report White on Black crime.

  16. 16.

    momus

    March 16, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Last weekend, an estranged father in St Charles, IL killed his twin daughters and wounded his wife before killing himself. The local police thought it important to mention he had a FOID card.

  17. 17.

    cmorenc

    March 16, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Where’s the NRA when we actually need them for once?

  18. 18.

    Turgidson

    March 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    The most shocking thing was Juan Williams being described as a liberal commentator. If he’s a liberal I’m the tsar of all the Russias.

    I’m not particularly surprised by Hannity being a fucking moron. That ship sailed 20 years ago or so.

  19. 19.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 16, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    @cmorenc: Need them for what?

  20. 20.

    Jerzy Russian

    March 16, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Need them for what?

    Perhaps to have them call for the enforcement of existing laws instead of adding new ones?

  21. 21.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 16, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @Jerzy Russian: The NRA would defend it as an innocent jape. They don’t mean it when they call for the enforcement of existing laws. But, then, you already know that.

  22. 22.

    cmorenc

    March 16, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    @cmorenc: Need them for what?

    Speak out against Hannity for violating what the NRA itself teaches regarding fundamental gun safety rules, irrespective of their otherwise fanatical lunacy about unrestricted rights to own or carry. What Hannity did would get you kicked out of any gun range they are associated with.

  23. 23.

    Jerzy Russian

    March 16, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    But, then, you already know that.

    Yes, I was being facetious.

  24. 24.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 16, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    @cmorenc: See above. The NRA is an active force for evil.

  25. 25.

    Cpl. Cam

    March 17, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Sean Hannity is a fifty year old man who takes karate lessons from Chuck Liddell. Of course he thinks his pistol is a toy.

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    March 17, 2017 at 2:04 am

    What was Hannity doing, packing heat at work? His job doesn’t require it.

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