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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / Hidden Cam Pics of Hot Bitches Sunbathing On My Deck

Hidden Cam Pics of Hot Bitches Sunbathing On My Deck

by John Cole|  March 23, 20172:35 pm| 55 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Mnemosyne

    March 23, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    I only see one bitch. False advertising!

  2. 2.

    LAO

    March 23, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    Happy National Puppy Day!

    ETA: Or as I call it in my house — Thursday.

  3. 3.

    cain

    March 23, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    The first hot bitch of spring!

  4. 4.

    Walker

    March 23, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    A+ clickbaiting, Cole.

  5. 5.

    debit

    March 23, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    ROSIE!!!!

  6. 6.

    DCrefugee

    March 23, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Naked, too…

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    March 23, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    @Mnemosyne: She contains multitudes.

  8. 8.

    Mnemosyne

    March 23, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Also, too, ever since we moved to our new, sunnier apartment a couple of years ago, Keaton has discovered the pleasures of a patch of sunlight. Now sometimes he can’t be arsed to get up and demand attention from me when he’s gotten particularly comfortable.

  9. 9.

    LAO

    March 23, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    John Lewis and a puppy — what more could a girl want?

    Wishing everyone a happy #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/R74bj1nciI— John Lewis (@repjohnlewis) March 23, 2017

  10. 10.

    geg6

    March 23, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    ROOOOOOOOOOOSIE! She certainly is one hot bitch.

  11. 11.

    geg6

    March 23, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    @DCrefugee:

    LOL!

  12. 12.

    Aleta

    March 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    End of the spring and here she comes back
    Hi Hi Hi Hi there
    Them summer days, those summer days

  13. 13.

    Thoroughly Pizzled

    March 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I demand a refund, Cole!

  14. 14.

    XTPD

    March 23, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I was going through my crate-digging (well, YouTube-trolling) the other week when I found these songs by Ethiopian singer Mahmoud Ahmed, and the instrumentation — or at least the synth work — is one of the most fundamentally unnerving things I’ve heard in quite a while. Thoughts?

  15. 15.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    March 23, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Srsly. She is buxom, though.

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 23, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @LAO:

    Also too, Biden the person met Biden the puppy.

  17. 17.

    HRA

    March 23, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Awww Rosie! I wish furry boy and I could go on our deck now. The sun is shining with a cold 30 degrees. Love the photo, John.

  18. 18.

    LAO

    March 23, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: almost too much squee! (Almost).

  19. 19.

    Miss Bianca

    March 23, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself. Still, LOL!

  20. 20.

    ET

    March 23, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Rosie looks like she is just having a sublime moment in the sun. I can hear the BIG sigh from here.

  21. 21.

    TenguPhule

    March 23, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Disrespectful and exploitative of Canines.

    PETA will be contacting you shortly…..

  22. 22.

    Aleta

    March 23, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): buxom is such a funny word

  23. 23.

    lamh36

    March 23, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    I refuse to post pics if Niecy Layla under this headline under this post title…lol

    i’ll post her 7 mon pics next open thread

  24. 24.

    Miss Bianca

    March 23, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    @LAO: awwww….

  25. 25.

    trollhattan

    March 23, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    And yet she persisted: “Zzzzzzzzz”

  26. 26.

    Tilda Swintons Bald Cap

    March 23, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    This is funny. Over at Jezebel.

    We Redacted Everything That’s Not a Verifiably True Statement From Trump’s Time Interview About Truth

    link

  27. 27.

    Barbara

    March 23, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    I have a backyard swimming pool and some of my dogs like to lie on it because it is covered by dark green vinyl for 7 months of the year, and it is like a waterbed that soaks up the sun. If I weighed less I might join them, but as it is, I would get wet. They also used to wrestle each other on it. I loved watching them do that.

  28. 28.

    Chet Murthy

    March 23, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    OT: geez, it’s tiring having to constantly hound Feinstein. I get that there are Rs all over the country who need hounding. Squish Dems in purple and red states, ditto. But this squish is in a solid blue state, and we STILL gotta hound her compromisin’ ass? Lordy. Give me patience. I can just -feel- it that they’re gonna fold on Gorsuch.

  29. 29.

    Elizabelle

    March 23, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Roseh!

  30. 30.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 23, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    What spring? It was 9 degrees in the morning.

  31. 31.

    Barbara

    March 23, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    @Chet Murthy: Feinstein is as wealthy as God and much more worried about where her hubby’s next government contract is coming from than she is about reproductive rights. I will happily be corrected on that impression if evidence to the contrary exists.

  32. 32.

    Doug R

    March 23, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @Barbara: …and Gorsuch is fine with truck drivers freezing to death.

  33. 33.

    MomSense

    March 23, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    Is that a deck for giants or is Rosie a wee pup?

  34. 34.

    rikyrah

    March 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    awe.

    Animal pictures are always welcome, Cole.

  35. 35.

    rikyrah

    March 23, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    @lamh36:

    awe, lamh.

    will check the next thread.

  36. 36.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    March 23, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    @LAO: ::Waves to Maggie::

    @LAO: Okay that made me cry. Please send Maggie pics stat.

  37. 37.

    TheronWare

    March 23, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    I just love the way dogs chill!

  38. 38.

    raven

    March 23, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Oh, Rosie, oh, girl, oh, Rosie, oh, yeah
    Steal away now, steal away
    Steal away, baby, steal away
    Little Robert Anthony wants to come and play
    Why don’t you come for me, baby, steal away, alright, alright

  39. 39.

    LAO

    March 23, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    @Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho: IDK — the Biden pictures are pretty cute too.

    Will do. If you are on instagram we are at laoppy. — I mainly only post pictures of Maggie and her uncle Milo.

  40. 40.

    Yutsano

    March 23, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Wait…Rosie has had puppies?

  41. 41.

    Mnemosyne

    March 23, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Huh?

  42. 42.

    Humdog

    March 23, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Get Rosie a pillow made of water resistant fabric. Her old joints will appreciate it!

  43. 43.

    Shell

    March 23, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    Forget seeing your first robin. The first real sign of Spring is seeing your pup sunning themselves outside.

  44. 44.

    Yutsano

    March 23, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Bitch has a specific meaning: a female dog who has had puppies. Granted it was a natural extension to it being considered derogatory for female humans but it does have an archaic definition.

  45. 45.

    Mnemosyne

    March 23, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Well, Rosie’s vet might know. I can’t remember if Cole had to get her spayed after she jumped into his car and demanded to be taken home.

  46. 46.

    Death Panel Truck

    March 23, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    @Yutsano: A female dog is a bitch. A mother of a litter is called a dam.

  47. 47.

    JPL

    March 23, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    When Theo Epstein found out he was named Fortune’s World’s Greatest Leader,
    Epstein said, “Um, I can’t even get my dog to stop peeing in the house. That is ridiculous. The whole thing is patently ridiculous. It’s baseball — a pastime involving a lot of chance. If [Ben] Zobrist’s ball is three inches farther off the line, I’m on the hot seat for a failed five-year plan. And I’m not even the best leader in our organization; our players are.”

    ESPN link

  48. 48.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    March 23, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Hidden cam? Cole, did you point your microwave out the window just to get that shot? (Not that it wasn’t worth it!)

  49. 49.

    satby

    March 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Wonder if Rosie is tuckered out from frolicking? It’s chilly here too, but sunny, and my crew is definitely working up waiting for warmer weather. Hershey is healing very well, gets his stitches out Monday. Normally, I’d just remove them, but the vet drew a nap of all his injury sites and I don’t want to miss any.
    I’m all bruised up from him ramming his cone into my legs. He’s always trying to beat me to the door!

  50. 50.

    StringOnAStick

    March 23, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    My good animal related news is the plastic owl (with bobble head and big shiny eyes) took care of the silly teen aged robin that was attacking our windows and sliding door (his reflection apparently said something really aggressive to him). The main place he was attacking was the sliding door, covering it in bird spit and tiny feathers, plus covering the deck with bird poop by the door. The owl scared him away from that, so he went to the other side of the house and attacked that window, then last night I saw two male robins doing the bird version of chesties to see who gets to claim our yard. I’m assuming it is their first breeding season and they are seriously jacked up on hormones.

  51. 51.

    zhena gogolia

    March 23, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    RIP Colin Dexter, one of the greats.

  52. 52.

    satby

    March 23, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @zhena gogolia: loved his Inspector Morse. Did you know he did a cameo in (I think) every episode?
    Edited to add: loved the late John Thaw as well.

  53. 53.

    Mnemosyne

    March 23, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @satby:

    When I was at Disneyworld, I saw that the plush version of Dug (from Up) comes complete with his cone of shame.

  54. 54.

    zhena gogolia

    March 23, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    @satby:

    Yes, and he did cameos in Endeavour too.

  55. 55.

    satby

    March 23, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    @Mnemosyne: LOL!!

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