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Real Subtle, WaPo

by John Cole|  March 27, 20175:48 pm| 211 Comments

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  1. 1.

    ploeg

    March 27, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    I dunno, I think that the photo needs a circle around the source’s posterior and some arrows pointing to it.

  2. 2.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    March 27, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Nunes is the spanish translation for schmuck.

  3. 3.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    March 27, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    How did this guy get to be the chairman of a committee? He’s as dumb as a hatful of assholes. Why would Ryan sign off on having a dumbfuck like this run anything? I mean, yeah, I know Ryan is a whole lot less smart than a lot of people think, but I wouldn’t have thought he’d as dumb as all that.

  4. 4.

    Yarrow

    March 27, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Apparently Schumer has called for Nunes to be removed from the investigation committee. Nunes needs to be investigated himself, but that would be a good start.

  5. 5.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    I don’t get it.

  6. 6.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    March 27, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    I’m beginning to think that we really will get through this shitshow fail parade more easily than we ever thought. We just have to let them fuck themselves over. It seems to be the only thing they’re good at. I know that their dumbfuckery alone will leave us a hell of a mess to clean up, but we can deal with that. At least we’re likely to have a country left when they’re all gone.

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    The only thing that’s obvious from this WaPo front page is that it is quite clear Melania is the WH source Nunes met with to review the information in the SCIF.
    She’s been Putin’s inside handler this whole time.

  8. 8.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    March 27, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: Portuguese, you mean.

  9. 9.

    Bonnie

    March 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Nunes seems to be giving Darrell Issa a run for his money for being the biggest scumbag from California.

  10. 10.

    Miss Kitka's Comrade Wayne

    March 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: Nunes: Portuguese, not Spanish.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Barron looks like a young British boy about to be shipped back out to boarding school for another term. And everyone there hates his father.

  12. 12.

    Roger Moore

    March 27, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    How did this guy get to be the chairman of a committee? He’s as dumb as a hatful of assholes. Why would Ryan sign off on having a dumbfuck like this run anything?

    Your problem understanding is your foolish belief that Republicans want somebody smarter than a hatful of assholes running stuff. They don’t believe that the government can do anything right, and they’re going to keep promoting the dumbest people they can find until everyone agrees with them.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Speaking of media, here are a couple of WSJ headlines (articles are paid) you might not hear about from Fox News

    Dow Suffers Longest Losing Streak Since 2011

    Foreign Investors Flock to Iran as U.S. Firms Watch on the Sidelines

  14. 14.

    Roger Moore

    March 27, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    If she’s trump’s handler, she’s going about it very strangely. Don’t handlers normally want to stay close to the person they’re handling, rather than doing their best to stay in a different state?

  15. 15.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Me either.

  16. 16.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    @ploeg:
    Laser-eyes! (Reminds me of how much I miss SEK.)

  17. 17.

    TaMara (HFG)

    March 27, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    @Baud: Oh good, not just me.

  18. 18.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 27, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I don’t get it.

    Yes.. is the Post implying Melina Trump literally pumped Nuns for the information? The thing is, the Trump admin is that messed in the head Trump pimping out his wife or his daughter isn’t out of the question.

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Well the first thing the Trump admin did after wining the election was purge Christi and everyone associated with him. The instinct to backstab is strong there.

  19. 19.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    @Roger Moore: Read the quip under the story. She’s never seen outside of Trump Tower. The WH stopped recording visitor logs after inauguration.
    All the planted stories about how miserable she is and how she didn’t want this lifestyle foisted on here.

  20. 20.

    A Ghost to Most

    March 27, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    When your adversary is making a mistake, let him.

    My fear of their potential evil sorely underestimated their flaming incompetence

  21. 21.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): @Baud: Maybe somebody should tweet at him to ask for a clarification.

  22. 22.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Nah, just go with it.

  23. 23.

    Jerzy Russian

    March 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): Look under the large letters that say Washington Post. Perhaps Mr. Cole is referring to that?

  24. 24.

    Elizabelle

    March 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Apparently too subtle for our jackal minds.

  25. 25.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    @Jerzy Russian:

    That’s their slogan, like the New York Times’s “All the news that’s fit to print.” I was puzzled by it at first and thought it was a jab at Trump, but it’s there every day.

  26. 26.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    March 27, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    Yes.. is the Post implying Melina Trump literally pumped Nuns for the information?

    Damn, I knew the Trumps were kinky, but I never thought they were into anything like that…

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 27, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:
    @Baud:
    @TaMara (HFG):

    I didn’t get it either from any of the featured articles/photos, so I started reading across the “In the News” slugs right under the masthead, and now I’m pretty sure it has something to do with “Breastfeeding Lindsey Graham.”

  28. 28.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 27, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Republicans were successful in forcing Attorney General Loretta Lynn to recuse herself from an investigation involving Secretary Clinton because of a few minutes of innocent chit chat she had with President Bill Clinton. Democrats need to do the same with Nunes over his decision to reveal information relating to the Russian investigation to the White House in blatant disregard for protocol. No way should he still be chairing such an important investigation.

  29. 29.

    George Spiggott

    March 27, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I’ve had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it’s all got to stop.

  30. 30.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    @zhena gogolia: It’s newish, but not today new.

    @Baud: Go with what, though?

  31. 31.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: You sure it doesn’t have to do with Lindsey Graham and his stage name Cyclone Debbie.

  32. 32.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: It.

  33. 33.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    If you click on the “Heh” it goes to the story about Nunes making it difficult, so I guess that’s what he’s referring to.

  34. 34.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Lololol, the headline at Drudge today (I check to see what they’re up to) is just “NEW WEEK”

    @zhena gogolia: I figured that that had something to do with what Cole was trying to get at, given that a one-word link to that story is the sole text of this blog post, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what.

  35. 35.

    Jerzy Russian

    March 27, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I see. Yes, I guess it sort of makes sense if one thinks about it. Without a free press, democracy will die (although one can wonder if we have a truly free press).

    I am back to being stumped…

  36. 36.

    p.a.

    March 27, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Democracy Dies in Darkness

    Is the saying changed daily/weekly etc, or is it constant, like All the News…?

    ETA: That is a fantastic photo.

  37. 37.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    @Baud: Like, the movie?

    @p.a.: It’s newish, it’s their new slogan. The innertubes discussed it a month ago. If that’s what Cole’s talking about, it’s old news.

  38. 38.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): This is a good question. He’s a rancher/farmer with three ag science degrees from the Fresno area. His wine distributor in Russia is both tied to the Bratva and to Putin. Apparently he lobbied leadership to get on the committee and then pestered Ryan to make him chair. Penetration at all levels.

  39. 39.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Did Kushner just delete all his tweets?

    Hmmmmm

  40. 40.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Sure. Makes as much sense as Cole’s post.

  41. 41.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 27, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: Melania as a spy? Who knows? Things are so crazy now that nothing would surprise me.

  42. 42.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 27, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    If it weren’t that Trump is shredding our international agreements, and that will hurt a great number of people, I would say we’d actually be better off with Trump than if he were impeached and we got Pence. Pence is dumb, but he’s not ‘shit his pants’ dumb like Trump. They want to do similar kinds of damage, and Pence would sabotage himself less.

  43. 43.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    @zhena gogolia: @Jerzy Russian:
    First appeared in February is certainly a counter-punch against Trump’s ongoing war on all media not Breitbart/Fox.

  44. 44.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 27, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    I can honestly say that in my professional opinion each of his explanations make less sense than the previous ones. I’ve been an authorized classified information courier as part of my job, the argument that this could only be viewed at (one of) the White House SCIFs, but that the White House can’t account for him being on the grounds is exceedingly irregular and doesn’t pass the laugh test.

  45. 45.

    germy

    March 27, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    looks like a young British boy about to be shipped back out to boarding school for another term. And everyone there hates his father.

    I remember the Obamas used to all walk side by side holding hands.

    The above photo is depressing. I almost feel sorry for them.

  46. 46.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    @Baud: Don’t tell Omnes.

  47. 47.

    lollipopguild

    March 27, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    It’s an absolutely amazing thing that the GOP has done to itself. There has been a self selection process that has been going on for years.Smarter/non racist people have self selected out of the GOP. The GOP runs/send people to congress who are for the most part dumber than rocks. Obama being President protected them from themselves for the past 8 years. The GOP voters pick a moran for President.It appears that there are no people left in the GOP who actually know how to do anything in the way of running the country. If they still exist they will be told to shut up and go away. God bless their little hearts!

  48. 48.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    exceedingly irregular

    How out of character.

  49. 49.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 27, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): @Major Major Major Major: The headlines and stories are about Nunes meeting a source at the White House he won’t disclose. Next to a picture of the President. Cole is implying that WaPo is implying that the President was the source.

  50. 50.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Makes sense. Trump was working all weekend.

  51. 51.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Oh, interesting. I didn’t realize that.

    ETA: I just subscribed after the election.

  52. 52.

    lollipopguild

    March 27, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    @germy: The Obama’s were an actual real live family. Trump has built a fake family like so many of his businesses.

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 27, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    @Baud: I’d recommend more fiber in his diet.

  54. 54.

    Goku

    March 27, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Nunes is the best they had. Yes, that’s terrifying

  55. 55.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Melania’s outfit is nice.

  56. 56.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I dunno, news sites change layout all throughout the day, we aren’t talking about a physical newspaper where it’s a major editorial decision.

    But whatever it is, it sure is ‘real subtle’ if a group of people, after being clued in that something subtle is going on, can’t figure it out. It might even be so subtle that it’s illusory.

    ETA: Although applying the same logic they’re clearly trying to say that Barron Trump is pretending to be black.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: And less McDonald’s.

  58. 58.

    Grung_e_Gene

    March 27, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    @Roger Moore: she’s passed off those duties.

  59. 59.

    Gravenstone

    March 27, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Apparently he won a fund raising competition. Seriously.

  60. 60.

    Goku

    March 27, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    @p.a.: I think it’s the new slogan like “All the News”. I rather like it

  61. 61.

    trollhattan

    March 27, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    Aerospace shill says “Wha?”

    In his first address to Congress on February 28, President Trump promised to send “a budget that rebuilds the military, eliminates the Defense [Department budget] sequester, and calls for one of the largest increases in national defense spending in American history.” Later, in Newport News aboard the Navy’s newest supercarrier, the U.S.S. Gerald Ford, he also promised that “we will have the finest equipment in the world.” These are worthy and overdue objectives; unfortunately, his proposed $603 billion defense budget will not go far enough toward achieving them.

    Chill dude, after eleventy tax cuts we’ll be able to afford all the militaries.

  62. 62.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    @germy:

    I almost feel sorry for them.

    I don’t.

  63. 63.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Maybe Bannon. He’s still young enough to have not earned our ire.

  64. 64.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    How’s the arm?

  65. 65.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    @Baud:

    I hope you mean Barron.

  66. 66.

    Smiling Mortician

    March 27, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Only recently, though. It’s a response to Trump. John may not have seen/noticed it before.

  67. 67.

    Goku

    March 27, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I feel sorry for Barron, he’s just a kid. Kids can’t choose whose v*gina they fall out of or who fathered them

  68. 68.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @zhena gogolia: OMG yes.

    I need to shower now.

  69. 69.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    @Baud:

    Yes, your vision of Bannon as a young, innocent lad kind of gave me a cold shiver.

  70. 70.

    sukabi

    March 27, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    @Goku: it’s not that he’s the “best they had”, it’s that he was part and parcel of the Drumpf team. What’s a better way to protect yourself than to have a guy that’s implicated / involved in shenanigans than to have him run the “investigation”?

  71. 71.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 27, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    @germy:

    The above photo is depressing. I almost feel sorry for them.

    I can’t make up my mind if Trump thinks frowning gives him gravitas or he’s just such a miserable SOB that nothing makes him happy. It’s really noticeable next to Reagan, GH Bush, Clinton, GW Bush and Obama who all look like they had fun being president but I’ve yet to see a picture of Trump were he looks genuinely happy.

  72. 72.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 27, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Better than it was last Monday. But I won’t really know much until a week from Thursday, my first follow-up.

  73. 73.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: No, he’s genuinely miserable. It’s awesome.

  74. 74.

    Yarrow

    March 27, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Apparently he lobbied leadership to get on the committee and then pestered Ryan to make him chair. Penetration at all levels.

    Yes. I just read something about that yesterday or today. You are so right–penetration at all levels. At this point it seems like it might be easier to figure out which Republicans are not Russian pawns. Seems like it might be the smaller group.

  75. 75.

    Smiling Mortician

    March 27, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    No editing again. Oh well. Lots of others got there before me on the WaPo slogan.

    Also though, I agree with Adam — I figured John was making a point about about the Nunes White House Mystery Source next to the picture of Trump (and also, right below “Democracy dies in darkness” for effect).

  76. 76.

    Goku

    March 27, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    @sukabi: True. It’s no coincidence either that Nunes himself has Russian connections close to Putin himself

  77. 77.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    @Yarrow:

    figure out which Republicans are not Russian pawns

    The voters, I guess?

  78. 78.

    Tony J

    March 27, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Am I missing something? WaPo prints a headline stating Nunes admits meeting his unnamed source on White House grounds right next to a picture of Trump and Lesser Trumps walking on the White House lawn. Hardly subtle.

    They – could – have just said he met his source at the White House, but whoever wrote the headline was aiming for cute by putting it next to that picture.

    Clearly, they’re implying young Baron von Trump is the guilty party.

  79. 79.

    Ruckus

    March 27, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    Agreed.
    No one gets on the grounds without numerous people knowing about it. That alone makes it bullshit.

  80. 80.

    germy

    March 27, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    I can’t make up my mind if Trump thinks frowning gives him gravitas or he’s just such a miserable SOB that nothing makes him happy.

    I can’t remember where I read that durmpf likes the “stern” photos because he’s going for a Winston Churchill image.

    Okay, quick google. Not sure if this is “fake news” or not, but anything’s possible nowadays:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/…/President-Trump-frowns-look-like-Winston-Chuirchill.ht...
    5 days ago – Dour Donnie: President Trump staffers claim he scowls and squints in photos because he thinks it makes him look tough ‘like Winston Churchill’ …

  81. 81.

    Attapooch

    March 27, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    Both Trump and his kid Barron exhibit some kind of affect disorder.

    Look the the pictures of them both at the inauguration as well as afterwards and their expressions never, ever match what they ought to be showing. It’s as if they simply just don’t know what they should be feeling and in Barron it displays as bewilderment and in Trump it just seems to make him constantly angry.

  82. 82.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    exceedingly irregular

    They make OTC meds for that.

  83. 83.

    germy

    March 27, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    “All The News That Fits, We Print”

    (Mad Magazine parody from the 1960s. I don’t know why it stuck in my mind all these years.)

  84. 84.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    @Baud: Oh, that’s right, golf is work now. Silly me.

  85. 85.

    Brachiator

    March 27, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Democrats need to do the same with Nunes over his decision to reveal information relating to the Russian investigation to the White House in blatant disregard for protocol. No way should he still be chairing such an important investigation.

    The Republicans are in the majority, and note that they are doing everything they can to provide cover for Trump and, indirectly, for Nunes.

    Also, Trump supporters are suckers. They still believe that Trump is going to lead them to the promised land.

    Lastly, I still say that the Republicans cynically believe that Koch Brothers money and gerrymandering provides them with some immunity. But you got to wonder, where will the Koch Brothers and the other plutocrats go if Trump and Ryan continue to be so inept?

  86. 86.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Melania’s outfit is nice.

    It’s screaming red! Look at her popped collar and those red gloves. She is daring US IC to put two + two together!

  87. 87.

    liberal

    March 27, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): as long as the Shitstain in Chief doesn’t get us in a nasty war.

  88. 88.

    liberal

    March 27, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    @Attapooch: bewilderment was actually pretty appropriate.

  89. 89.

    Yarrow

    March 27, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Maybe. I don’t trust Republican voters anymore either. There are probably a few Republican Members of Congress who aren’t Russian pawns–maybe McCain and Graham?–but the number seems to get smaller every day.

  90. 90.

    Montanareddog

    March 27, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    @Tony J: that was my take too. Headline about Nunes meeting his source in the WH grounds next to a picture of Orangemandias in the WH grounds

  91. 91.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    @liberal: When the time comes we are going to need to walk Trump into an Inception like scenario where he still thinks he’s the POTUS and in the WH. Kind of like what ST:TNG did to Moriarty that one time Data fucked everything up and gave him Holodeck God-like powers.
    Otherwise there is no telling what fucked up and bullshit military adventure he will lash out with when he feels that final cornering.

  92. 92.

    Bill Arnold

    March 27, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    Seen on twitter: When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.

  93. 93.

    ? Martin

    March 27, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    @germy:

    I almost feel sorry for them.

    Nobody forced them. It’s pretty much the hardest job on earth to accidentally get.

  94. 94.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 27, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Melania is the least of my problems with this administration.

  95. 95.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    @? Martin: Nobody forced Barron to be Trump’s son?

  96. 96.

    Goku

    March 27, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Lastly, I still say that the Republicans cynically believe that Koch Brothers money and gerrymandering provides them with some immunity. But you got to wonder, where will the Koch Brothers and the other plutocrats go if Trump and Ryan continue to be so inept?

    They can believe that at their own peril. There’s an energy in this country against Pres. Infallible and the Republicans. If they fuck up enough, and odds on that are pretty good, then the Dems and grassroots allies can critically hurt them in 2018 and 2020

  97. 97.

    dm

    March 27, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    FBI and NSA decide to postpone attending closed hearing with the House Intelligence Committee — perhaps until they have greater confidence that the committee chair is not a mole?

  98. 98.

    D58826

    March 27, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    One of the other headlines on that page was ZEGS pledge to continue working to repeal Obamacare. I guess his definition of how a democracy works is different than mine. The doctors, the hospitals, the ins. companies, big Pharama, AARP, and millions of ordinary citizens said leave Obamacare alone. Three million more voters picked Hillary who promised to leave Obamacare alone (well improve on it actually). Yet ZEGS thinks he has a mandate to throw 24 million people off the system simply because he read Ayn Rand as a teenager..

  99. 99.

    germy

    March 27, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    @D58826: C’mon! He’s been dreaming of dismantling the social safety net since he was drinking from a keg.

  100. 100.

    Bill Arnold

    March 27, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Did Kushner just delete all his tweets?

    Provisionally, it appears not. There are old other-people tweets that refer to an empty account.
    Did Jared Kushner Delete His Tweets? His Account Appears To Be Empty

    Indeed, it appears that despite having an account since 2009, Kushner never tweeted in the first place. Going back in time, old Tweets reference Kushner’s barren account. For example, this tweet from 2016 is rather harsh on Kushner for having an old, tweet-free account:

  101. 101.

    Adam L Silverman

    March 27, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    @Yarrow: always good to have assets in place in case you need them

  102. 102.

    D58826

    March 27, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Over on Huffington –

    White Man Accused Of Fatally Stabbing Black New Yorker Is Charged With Terrorism
    “James Jackson prowled the streets of New York for three days in search of a black person to assassinate,” the D.A. says. When Jackson turned himself in, about 24 hours later, police said, he told officers he came to New York from Baltimore “for the purpose of killing black men.”

    At least on DA can recognize white terrorism when stares him in the face. And the WH has ignored it as usual.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-harris-jackson-terrorism_us_58d97aa0e4b0f805b3227e96?zfzeexq9pqdm42t9&

  103. 103.

    HeleninEire

    March 27, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: So glad to see you here. Thank you so much for recommending the Sean Duffy series. I’m loving it (and him!) Almost finished with book 1 and am very much looking forward to the remaining books.

  104. 104.

    sharl

    March 27, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    @Tony J:

    Clearly, they’re implying young Baron von Trump is the guilty party.

    I agree with this. Barron is the only one among that lot capable of working the cipher lock to get into the SCIF.

  105. 105.

    SFAW

    March 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    @germy:

    (Mad Magazine parody from the 1960s. I don’t know why it stuck in my mind all these years.)

    Wow, you’re as demented as I am, because that was the first thing came to my mind re: “All the News.”

  106. 106.

    Kay

    March 27, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @D58826:

    I think they have to pretend to reform healthcare or everyone will know they’re just giving huge tax cuts to rich people.

    I realized “health care reform” is some kind of cover story when it become clear they don’t give a shit about health care, so about middle of last week. That’s why they haven’t talked to anyone in the health care system.

    Obama met with all those “stakeholders” because he was actually reforming health care.

  107. 107.

    Uncle Omar

    March 27, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @D58826: If he ever does look happy the rest of us are up a creek without a canoe.

  108. 108.

    mai naem mobile

    March 27, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: My sisters been calling Melanoma the Russian agent for several months.

  109. 109.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 27, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    @HeleninEire: Oh good. You never know how a recommendation will pan out for someone else. I love that series.

  110. 110.

    dm

    March 27, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Oh, look, Jared Kushner will be testifying to the Senate Intelligence Committee about his contacts with the Russian ambassador.

  111. 111.

    Iowa Old Lady

    March 27, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    @dm: Can you tell if Kushner will be testifying under oath?

  112. 112.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    Roger Wilkins, civil rights champion in government and journalism, dies at 85

    By Adam Bernstein March 27 at 4:30 PM

    Roger W. Wilkins, a ranking Justice Department official during the 1960s who later composed Pulitzer Prize-winning editorials about the Watergate scandal for The Washington Post and wrote unsparingly about the conflicts and burdens he experienced as a black man in positions of influence, died March 26 at a nursing home in Kensington, Md. He was 85.

    The cause was complications from dementia, said his daughter Elizabeth Wilkins.

    In a career that traversed law, journalism and education, Mr. Wilkins made matters of race and poverty central to his work as an assistant attorney general in the Johnson administration and later as one of the first black editorial board members at The Post and the New York Times.

    By kinship or friendship, he was linked to many black leaders of the civil rights era. Roy Wilkins, who led the NAACP from 1955 to 1977, was an uncle. In law school, Roger Wilkins was an intern for Thurgood Marshall, then director-counsel of the NAACP’s Legal Defense and Educational Fund and later a U.S. Supreme Court justice.

    From a young age, he once wrote, he was compelled to spend his life “blasting through doors that white people didn’t want to open.”

  113. 113.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    @rikyrah:

    who led the NAACP from 1955 to 1977

    Damn. That was the time to lead it.

  114. 114.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    You’ve got it right, I think. Cole is using “real subtle” in a good way this time. The main story on the newspaper page is a straight news story, and Cole’s “Heh” link goes to the accompanying analysis story, which is a huge smoking gun:

    “Devin Nunes is making it very hard for Republicans to claim they can run an impartial investigation on Russia.”

    That’s pretty unsubtle.

  115. 115.

    geg6

    March 27, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    @rikyrah:

    RIP. A great man.

  116. 116.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    uh huh
    uh huh

    Matt Fuller‏Verified account @MEPFuller

    You know who co-sponsored the legislation allowing Internet Service Providers to sell your web history?

    Rand Paul.

  117. 117.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    CNN says Schiff calls for Nunes to recuse himself.

  118. 118.

    Applejinx

    March 27, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    The only thing that’s obvious from this WaPo front page is that it is quite clear Melania is the WH source Nunes met with to review the information in the SCIF.
    She’s been Putin’s inside handler this whole time.

    I’ve been saying this for months now (I use Melania’s proper name, go and see).

    I absolutely agree. And that’s why she’s not underfoot or caught up in all sorts of crazy shenanigans: she’s too valuable. She’s going to try and stay out of danger.

    In some ways I’m kind of rooting for her. Talk about a high score! And she’d be a very capable and smart lady if this is the truth about her. Not that it’s easy to forgive her helping to GET Trump into the damn job… but now the task is to undermine the ‘victorious Republican Party’ at every turn, and to make sure Trump isn’t effective. It’s not like the Trump-kin are meant to become powerful, oh fuck no.

  119. 119.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    I just wish this WH could finally get past all this Russia nonsense. It is doing real damage to Ivanka’s initiatives to move forward on rolling out important policies that will benefit moms, and working women. I think once we can finally put the slander about Russian involvement or Trump team ties to Russian agents, the sooner a lot of very deserving and in need women can start to feel the power of Ivanka’s insider advocacy, and women’s issues can rise to the forefront of this admin.
    Maybe this is the issue Democrats can work with the POTUS on? All of the very passionate women’s interests Ivanka has been vocally championing for the last decade or so. She has been an incredibly softening force for equality and pro-women policies so far, I would just like to see her have her full measure of chance to finally enact all the things she has been in the trenches about for all these years.

  120. 120.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    Can you tell if Kushner will be testifying under oath?

    No lawyer on earth would allow that to happen. Not for someone who actually is a billionaire.

  121. 121.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    @p.a.:

    It has been constant since it first went up.

  122. 122.

    dm

    March 27, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Sounds like it will just be a friendly chat. Kushner volunteered “to help clear things up” about how he arranged meetings with various Administration mucky-mucks and the Russian ambassador.

  123. 123.

    Gindy51

    March 27, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Presidential Honeypot.

  124. 124.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    @rikyrah: Yep. The Bros on Reddit had their eyes opened a bit.

  125. 125.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: In a spirit of bipartisanship, Paul Ryan should appoint Schiff to lead the investigation.

  126. 126.

    TenguPhule

    March 27, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    Need to Harpoon that Whale.

    $3 million a day for that waste of good carbon to stay in NY.

  127. 127.

    TenguPhule

    March 27, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    @Corner Stone: Even as snark, its not funny. You need to up your game with some birtherisms from Mrs. Trump

    Also a mention of boobs wouldn’t hurt.

  128. 128.

    Aleta

    March 27, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    This part is so obvious it can’t be the point: “From there, it’s not a stretch for a reasonable person to consider whether Nunes, who served on Trump’s transition team, wants to protect the president. And from there, it’s not a stretch to question the impartiality of the investigation Nunes is leading in the House on Russia meddling in the U.S. election.”

    Maybe the point is that Nunes panicked. Because Tr is in deep, and because he’s been set up to obstruct, knowingly or not. And he didn’t know what the fuck to do.

  129. 129.

    piratedan

    March 27, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: to be honest, I want Pence’s scalp too.. he’s sat in on all of this shit from the campaign through the transition. He’s in an incremental way, he’s probably less like to Nuke North Korea for the hell of it.. so there’s that, but he’s just as likely to make A Handmaid’s Tale a model for our society. So while I can see a possibility of a slightly more sane foriegn policy, that’s also coupled with a stronger anti-womens right agenda at home.

    There are no winners here, only losers.

    Still waiting for the IC fallout that Adam (and the sources that Adam is following) to manifest itself and I’m thinking it’s going to be very very fugly and based on the behavior that we’e seen from the WH, the cabinet, and both houses of Congress, there may not be much of a GOP leadership left when the smoke clears.. think we’re ready for a Gohmert administration?

  130. 130.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    @Baud:

    Just a couple weeks ago, they were celebrating 21,000. What a bunch of crybabies.

  131. 131.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud: You and Corner Stone been doing shrooms together this evening?

  132. 132.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Grung_e_Gene:

    she’s passed off those duties.

    Which of course I first read as “she’s pissed off those dudes.”

  133. 133.

    dm

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Aleta: @Aleta: Well, at least he’s smart enough (or dealing with someone smart enough) to want to do it in a SCIF and not over the phone. Just not smart enough not to leave a trail behind him.

    Probably the Russians will want to replace him on the committee, his tradecraft is so self-incriminating.

  134. 134.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Kay:

    I think they have to pretend to reform healthcare or everyone will know they’re just giving huge tax cuts to rich people.

    I realized “health care reform” is some kind of cover story when it become clear they don’t give a shit about health care, so about middle of last week. That’s why they haven’t talked to anyone in the health care system.

    Say it over and over again.

    Trumpcare was a tax cut bill masquerading as healthcare reform.

    Now, they have to do their evil out in the open.

  135. 135.

    MCA1

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    @Baud: I love that idea so much. Sarcastic though you may have intended it, being Baud and all, Schumer and Pelosi should be calling for this and get their caucuses feeding it to the press. “Clearly the Republicans cannot put up anyone for the Intelligence Committee who either knows anything about intelligence or is not up to their neck in kompromat, so…”. If nothing else, lays the table for claims that whoever Ryan might barf up as a replacement is still unacceptable and/or that we cannot proceed without an independent special investigation.

  136. 136.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    .

  137. 137.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Also a mention of boobs wouldn’t hurt.

    They are mostly not Carbon based.

  138. 138.

    different-church-lady

    March 27, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    Democracy Dies in Darkness

    When they first started using that slogan, I couldn’t figure out whether it was a warning or an obituary headline.

  139. 139.

    pluky

    March 27, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): from what I’ve read Nunes is a champion fund raiser. This is evidently sufficient for a republican chair. why someone who represents an agricultural district would want intelligence is unclear. perhaps the his donor list could provide some clues. (takes tin foil hat off).

  140. 140.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I do shrooms by myself and hallucinate that I’m with Corner Stone.

  141. 141.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @MCA1:

    Sarcastic though you may have intended it, being Baud and all,

    Moi?

  142. 142.

    dm

    March 27, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    @MCA1:

    Schumer and Pelosi should be calling for this and get their caucuses feeding it to the press. “Clearly the Republicans cannot put up anyone for the Intelligence Committee who either knows anything about intelligence or is not up to their neck in kompromat, so…”.

    Sort of like that old story about LBJ wanting to spread rumors about his opponent having carnal relations with pigs, just to hear the opponent deny it.

  143. 143.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @Baud: Damn, sounds like some really bad shrroms.

  144. 144.

    different-church-lady

    March 27, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    So, if I’m following this correctly: Nunes went to the White House to get a planted leak from them, then went BACK to the White House to tell Trump the same thing the White House leaked?

  145. 145.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’d do shrooms with Baud!.

  146. 146.

    Spanky

    March 27, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    @germy:

    President Trump staffers claim he scowls and squints in photos because he thinks it makes him look tough ‘like Winston Churchill’ …

    Mr. Magoo without the gravitas.

  147. 147.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    Why doesn’t the WaPo have a native windoze app?

  148. 148.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I avoid all fungus.

  149. 149.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    @dm: fuck lbj

  150. 150.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: So I’ve been having trouble asking you if you saw the picture I posted below your shot of the Nixon chopper?

  151. 151.

    jeffreyw

    March 27, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: It was seen…

  152. 152.

    Aleta

    March 27, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    @lollipopguild: They’ve also selected against people who have the ability to read or write legislation or negotiate compromise. They only have to to be the face on a campaign that’s funded and dictated by professional horseracers, and then agree to legislation that lands on their desk from outside.

  153. 153.

    TenguPhule

    March 27, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: /Doffs Hat

    Well played.

  154. 154.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    @raven: No, don’t think so. Was it on the “On the Road” post or in Flickr?

  155. 155.

    efgoldman

    March 27, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    How did this guy get to be the chairman of a committee?

    Because the TeaHadis forced a change for their house caucus from the traditional seniority-based committee assignments and chairmanships, to more or less random rotating assignments.
    As they did with earmarks, by pretending to be more virtuous than thou, they have fucked themselves over in terms of effectiveness.

  156. 156.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: On the road.

  157. 157.

    pluky

    March 27, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @pluky: having read more of thread, putting hat back on. Russian distributor!?! oy.

  158. 158.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Hey! What did I do to you to deserve being called that?

  159. 159.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: it’s shit like this that’s why Baud! lost the primary.

  160. 160.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    @raven: K, I’ll take a look.

  161. 161.

    ? Martin

    March 27, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    So, if I’m following this correctly: Nunes went to the White House to get a planted leak from them, then went BACK to the White House to tell Trump the same thing the White House leaked?

    Well, if you are trying to cover up that the information came from the WH, then publicly briefing the WH would make sense to throw people off of the idea that it came from there.

  162. 162.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The chopper is on the lawn of the whitehouse, he flew over the march and got a great round of Rockefeller Salutes!

  163. 163.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: There’s a fungus among us.

  164. 164.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I think I would have won if more people did shrooms.

  165. 165.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    @Baud:
    @Major Major Major Major: Now you’re not fungus, Baud; though I won’t speculate further. I do pick visible mushrooms out of any dish that contains them.

  166. 166.

    raven

    March 27, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    @Baud: Do you watch “Love” on Netflix? Great episode on shrooms.

    Wait, didn’t this conversation already occur.

  167. 167.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    @? Martin: It’s like reporting the murder you committed to the police.

  168. 168.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    @raven: Ah, just looked. That’s probably the same chopper.

    (My pic is better.)

  169. 169.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 27, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    @Baud: fun fact: my very first comment at balloon juice was saying that somebody who said David Brooks must be on shrooms was being unfair to shrooms.

  170. 170.

    Aleta

    March 27, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    @Corner Stone: Maybe she can start work on developing women who are not as germ-ridden and resistant to DJT as the ones today.

  171. 171.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Has Greta Van Susteren’s mouth always been slightly crooked, or is this some cosmetic-surgery mishap? I haven’t watched her in a long time, and I don’t remember this. (But she does look like she has had some work done.)

  172. 172.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Look at her popped collar…

    More than a few of her outfits sport that same collar. She’s obviously desperate to hide.

  173. 173.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Yes, always been crooked (from talking out the side of her mouth?), and yes, work has been done.

  174. 174.

    Central Planning

    March 27, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Silicon?

  175. 175.

    Central Planning

    March 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @Baud: No, that’s pretentious.

  176. 176.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Something happened and/or she had some bad work done. It was a long time ago while she was still at Fox.

  177. 177.

    Corner Stone

    March 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @debbie: She is *screaming* Natasha!

  178. 178.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @debbie:

    Thanks for indulging my trivial and probably sexist curiosity.

  179. 179.

    bartkid

    March 27, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Maybe, I’m overreading the “subtle” part:
    Story one: Nunes admits meeting on White House grounds with source of Trump surveillance documents”.
    Caption to photo: “The first family walks to Marine One on the lawn of the White House”.

  180. 180.

    lollipopguild

    March 27, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    @Aleta: Warmbody/robots/meatpuppets. Then things happen and they are unable to react in an intelligent way.

  181. 181.

    JaneE

    March 27, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Kind of off topic, but has anyone ever seen a picture of Barron Trump when he looked happy?

  182. 182.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 27, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    @Central Planning:

    Silicon?

    Ahhh…yeah.

  183. 183.

    Humdog

    March 27, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    I am reading John saying that the headline says Nunes met the source on the WH grounds and here is a pic of Trump, the source, on the WH grounds.
    Do I win a prize for translating?

  184. 184.

    Aleta

    March 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    @JaneE: That would be the photos when he’s away from his father.

  185. 185.

    Debbie1

    March 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    @Bonnie: Oh my Dog, don’t challenge Darrell Isaac to show you who’s the biggest schmuck. He WILL show you.

  186. 186.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    @D58826:

    One of the other headlines on that page was ZEGS pledge to continue working to repeal Obamacare. I guess his definition of how a democracy works is different than mine. The doctors, the hospitals, the ins. companies, big Pharama, AARP, and millions of ordinary citizens said leave Obamacare alone.

    Someone in the Morning thread pointed out that without the tax cut bill known as Trumpcare, the GOP will need 60 votes for their tax cuts.

    THAT is why Trumpcare was so important to them.

  187. 187.

    misterpuff

    March 27, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    @different-church-lady: Info Laundering.
    Nunes being a ventriloquist’s dummy is so slick that WH staff was shooting milk through their noses laughing how they pulled it over the Press.

  188. 188.

    Baud

    March 27, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    @Central Planning: I get those too things confused.

  189. 189.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Ah, Brits, still the masters of understatement. On my radio just now: “Do you think Donald Trump has the attributes of an autocrat?”

  190. 190.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    @JaneE:

    Yes, there were some shots during the Inauguration night parade when he looked happy and like a “normal” kid, watching various floats and things go by the reviewing stand.

    I think he looks miserable in all those “to and from the helicopter” pictures because, like most kids that age, he wants to be invisible to the adult world and he knows that he is the opposite. Who wouldn’t rather be at home playing video games instead of putting on a suit and parading around in some bullshit adult activities?

  191. 191.

    frosty

    March 27, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    @germy:

    Mad Magazine parody from the 1960s

    I always liked that one. Plus the masthead “The usual gang of idiots.”

  192. 192.

    hovercraft

    March 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    @rikyrah:

    You know who co-sponsored the legislation allowing Internet Service Providers to sell your web history?

    Rand Paul.

    How is this possible, Paulists are above all lovers of freedom and the biggest privacy advocates. Oh, my bad, just freedom from government, they have no problem with corporations intruding and exploiting us.

  193. 193.

    debbie

    March 27, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    I can’t imagine, knowing his behaviors as we do, his father is very nurturing.

  194. 194.

    No One You Know

    March 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): @Patricia Kayden: @Adam L Silverman:

    I couldn’t stop thinking “The Spy Wore Red”–Adam’s statement makes perfect sense, but those are really strong optics for another interpretation.

    Maybe she’s got her own handler. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  195. 195.

    lollipopguild

    March 27, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    @hovercraft: Rand Paul once told a reporter that you needed to be either rich or work for a rich person.

  196. 196.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 27, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    @debbie:

    I hope you don’t think what I said hints at Donald Trump being nurturing (of anyone!).

  197. 197.

    danielx

    March 27, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    The WaPo editorial staff is well aware that subtlety is wasted on the Trump regime.

  198. 198.

    EBT

    March 27, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    @pluky: His winery does a lot of business with one of Putin’s friends. Nunes is likely the (a) mole, and absolutely at least knee deep in this whole mess.

  199. 199.

    zhena gogolia

    March 27, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Kill moose and squirrel.

  200. 200.

    different-church-lady

    March 27, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    @misterpuff: no , I get that the WH wanted to use Nunes as a stooge. The bit I can’t figure out is the part where he goes back to tell them the thing he learned from them in the first place.

  201. 201.

    efgoldman

    March 27, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    @liberal:

    as long as the Shitstain in Chief doesn’t get us in a nasty war.

    Or even a nice one

  202. 202.

    laura

    March 27, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    @Corner Stone: Her outfit SCREAMS Handmaid’s Tale.

  203. 203.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 27, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    @lollipopguild: Reason enough to give him a very early in the process tumbrel ride.

  204. 204.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 27, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @efgoldman: A nice war is one that can be supported from afar without risking one’s own precious ass. In the case of Vietnam, examples include Bush, George W; Cheney, Dick; and Trump, Donald.

  205. 205.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    @rikyrah: A truly impressive man. RIP.

  206. 206.

    amk

    March 27, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    cole high? seeing things we can’t see?

  207. 207.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Carbonist!

  208. 208.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 27, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @Central Planning: Wrong. It’s arch.

  209. 209.

    opiejeanne

    March 28, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Testing.

  210. 210.

    opiejeanne

    March 28, 2017 at 3:24 am

    Another test.

  211. 211.

    opiejeanne

    March 28, 2017 at 3:58 am

    @D58826: I saw an analysis that if the ACA were simply repealed and not replaced it would only throw 23 million people off of health insurance, that the AHCA is actually worse than not replacing the ACA at all.

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