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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Monday Evening Open Thread: Thrashing

Monday Evening Open Thread: Thrashing

by Anne Laurie|  May 1, 20178:37 pm| 201 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

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.@NewYorker's cartoon of the day. pic.twitter.com/yckIdMl71c

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 29, 2017

Promise him a spot on Mount Rushmore, doctor up some historically high approval ratings, and I bet you could convince Trump to retire now.

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) April 28, 2017

Happy May Day, everybody. I marked the occasion by starting this year’s Great Yard Clean-Up, and no sooner than time, so now I’m tired, allergy-sniffly *and* discouraged…
***********

Apart from [facepalm]-ing, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

On the 101st day,still no:tax returns, assets in blind trust, acknowledgement that "millions of illegal voters" or "wiretapped" were lies…

— jtlevy (@jtlevy) April 30, 2017

Also no wall, no ACA repeal, no tax plan, no plan to defeat ISIS. And pretty much no deputies or assistants in any of the agencies. https://t.co/RhwQpCyFFT

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) April 30, 2017

100 days in, I can say I definitely saw the rage & despair coming, but was not prepared for quite this magnitude of crushing embarrassment.

— laura olin (@lauraolin) April 29, 2017

THANKS, REPUBLICANS! Also Media Village Idiots of the Punditariat…

Has Mark Halperin given Trump's first hundred days a B+ yet?

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 28, 2017

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  1. 1.

    geg6

    May 1, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Good news for John McCain!

  2. 2.

    EBT

    May 1, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Insomnia sucks, but the accompanying mania is nice for my project. Now the combat prose feeds off to it’s own window that only pops up during combat. Thinking hard about feeding the rolls and math to a combat log the player can see as well.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Baud!Fest! is coming along nicely. Already booked musical headliner — Vanilli!

    (Apparently Milli has “standards.”)

  4. 4.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    I know this is not likely the thing for some BJers…but forget the fashion for a minute.

    Check out Carolyn Kennedy on the Met Gala red carpet…

    Was saying this on twitter, but

    Wait…hole up…is that her son? Is it just me or does he look like John Jr? I thought I was seeing things…had to do a double take. This is the first time I’ve seen her son “all growed up”…

    https://twitter.com/Jehwauhn/status/859194487389683713

  5. 5.

    Ian G.

    May 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    Honestly, the Trump presidency has gone just about how my best case scenario pictured it: any authoritarian impulse overwhelmed by the man’s bottomless stupidity, laziness, and incompetence. After the election, I told the more spooked people around me that he had neither the brains nor balls to be Pinochet, Putin, Erdogan, or Chavez. So far, it looks like I’m right. Here’s hoping it continues that way.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    @Ian G.: True.

  7. 7.

    Mary G

    May 1, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Since it’s a open thread, and I wanted to respond to Major^4 & Sab in the last thread, I Googled about ants only showing up when it gets hot. It went over 80 degrees this weekend and I said to the housemates “Now we’ll get overrun by ants again.” And we were.

    Turns out

    While ants and bears might not appear to have much in common, they both spend their winters hibernating. Like bears, ants eat large amounts of food in the fall and live off of the stored fat while they slumber away the winter months. And when spring arrives, both ants and bears wake up hungry. While you probably don’t have to worry about bears invading your kitchen when it gets warm, the same can’t be said about ants.

  8. 8.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    My week?

    I’m finally over my jet lag, so I’ll have evenings after work to do anything requiring brains. Probably writing, reading, cat petting. Bit of an ebb in duties at work right now so I’m getting to do some background research and learning too, which is always a blast.

    My birthday is coming up, and my big from-everyone present is a Wacom drawing tablet with comic software, inspired by EBT here mentioning tablets–it arrives Thursday.

    Week is looking up!

  9. 9.

    Lapassionara

    May 1, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    @lamh36: my oh my. What is the whirl comin to.

  10. 10.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    May 1, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Cleek’s law is one hell of a drug

    Also eat a sack of baby dicks douchehat

  11. 11.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    @Ian G.: Oddly enough, the missiles that North Korea has can’t reach your part of the States.

  12. 12.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    @Mary G: well that would explain the ants.

  13. 13.

    liberal

    May 1, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    LOL

  14. 14.

    Mike J

    May 1, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Omnes was asking in the previous thread about the new Trump ad. What wasn’t brought up was that they had to pull it and recut it today as they had McMaster in uniform, a violation of federal law.

  15. 15.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    @Lapassionara: It is uncanny right!

  16. 16.

    Mary G

    May 1, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    @lamh36: I’m with you. I was waiting for Rihanna to show up and she did not disappoint.

    Turns out a lot of people have compared Caroline Kennedy’s son Jack Schlossberg to his uncle.I think it’s more in the hair than the face.

  17. 17.

    Roger Moore

    May 1, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    @Mary G:

    While you probably don’t have to worry about bears invading your kitchen when it gets warm

    Depends on where you live.

  18. 18.

    NeenerNeener

    May 1, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    @Mike J: You mean there’s a federal law Trump is actually obeying now?

  19. 19.

    satby

    May 1, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: well I prevailed and got my upcoming birthday off!

  20. 20.

    JPL

    May 1, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    @satby: Nice. Have a happy day.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: what is that?

  22. 22.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    @satby: yay!

  23. 23.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    @lamh36:

    The Kennedy genes are exceedingly strong.

  24. 24.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    May 1, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Has Mark Halperin given Trump’s first hundred days a B+ yet?

    Last Wednesday on the NBC nightly news, Halperin said Trump passed a repeal of ACA in the House in his 100 days and it is a “big political win”

    He said that even though no vote had been held, let alone one that passed.

    I’m not kidding. Here’s the clip — it’s at 6:00 minute mark (video)

  25. 25.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    @Mike J: Jesu, they are idiots.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: Hahaha.

  27. 27.

    amk

    May 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    can we at least credit twitler’s nidus touch for pox news implosion?

  28. 28.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    @debbie: I would say those are Bouvier genes.

  29. 29.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    @Mike J:

    Will no one rid us of this troublesome president?

  30. 30.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @satby:

    Congratulations!

  31. 31.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @Slate
    Trump administration position on Supreme Court case suggests Melania Trump could be deported: http://slate.me/2plIv0V

  32. 32.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @satby: hooray!

    @Baud: what, a drawing tablet? http://www.wacom.com/en-us/products/intuos-comic

  33. 33.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @amk: That is pretty sweet.

  34. 34.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @lamh36:

    Whoa nelly, that is an UNCANNY family resemblance!

  35. 35.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Cool.

  36. 36.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Mais ses e-mails…

  37. 37.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Bouvier, Kennedy, Fitzgerald–they’re all pretty dominant.

  38. 38.

    Stephen E. Sherman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    David McKinley, the Rep. for WV-1, is listed as undecided on AHCA. I just want to emphasize (beg?) all of you in the district to call, write, fax, and pester this dude. Thanks.

  39. 39.

    Unknown known

    May 1, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    @Baud: book just half the other acts too, and call it Bands!Baudlerized!

    (Yes, I know Bowdler)

  40. 40.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    @Unknown known: Great idea. I’ll send an invite to Oates!

  41. 41.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    @Baud: I am super excited, and it’s all cuz of EBT and also my family that got it for me!

  42. 42.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @liberal: Boo hoo

  43. 43.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @mdblanche: Apparently, Labour is about to get thrashed in UK.

  44. 44.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 1, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @Mike J: Odd that I don’t recall ads touting President Obama’s actual accomplishments after his first 100 days way back in 2009. Trump is such a special snowflake. He acts like a child who has to be praised or he’ll throw a temper tantrum.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    May 1, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: What do you plan to do with it?

  46. 46.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 1, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    @Mary G:

    you probably don’t have to worry about bears invading your kitchen when it gets warm

    It’s more of a twink problem where I live, but YMMV

  47. 47.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    @satby: it seems ridiculous to congratulate you for getting the day off that you were supposed to get off anyhow — but given what you were up against, BIG congratulations!! Hope the day is beyond wonderful for you!

  48. 48.

    tobie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch:

    Last Wednesday on the NBC nightly news, Halperin said Trump passed a repeal of ACA in the House in his 100 days and it is a “big political win”

    Can’t this guy be fired for making up shit? I’m sure there’s a job waiting for him on FOX or Breitbart News or Infowars but NBC still prides itself on being mainstream and having some standards, however minimal they may be. Does Halperin have links to Russia? Just asking given that he was and continues to be Trump’s biggest cheerleader on NBC.

  49. 49.

    Mike J

    May 1, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @Baud: Not Garfunkle & Oates?

  50. 50.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @Baud: Get Garfunkel and Oates.

    @Mike J: Damn you!

  51. 51.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @Mary G:

    While you probably don’t have to worry about bears invading your kitchen

    Didn’t Betsy DeVos warn us about this?

  52. 52.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    @Mary G: Are my cats safe if I take my laissez faire approach?The boys are huge, but the girls are smallish. Will ants carry them away?

  53. 53.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: ?

    @Baud: I used to draw comics, so I guess I’ll get back on that!

  54. 54.

    p.a.

    May 1, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Not complaining, but I don’t get the dearth of appointees. The movement is grifters all the way down; they must have the manpower slithering around Heritage, AEI, Family Values etc. Hard to believe their incompetence extends to not seeding every opening with incompetents.

  55. 55.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    @NeenerNeener: If they hadn’t pulled it, they subjected LTG McMaster to disciplinary action under the UCMJ.

  56. 56.

    fuckwit

    May 1, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    @Ian G.: or Duterte

  57. 57.

    Mike J

    May 1, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    @p.a.: Government jobs don’t pay as well as think tanks.

  58. 58.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    @Mike J:
    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Musical numbers by Lerner & Sullivan.

  59. 59.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Jesus take the wheel…

    Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

    President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!
    8:55 PM · May 1, 2017

  60. 60.

    amk

    May 1, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    two critters that punch way above their weight – ants & mosquitoes.

  61. 61.

    Shalimar

    May 1, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    @lamh36: He looks more like JFK, Jr. than she looks like I remember Carolyn looking. I haven’t seen a picture of her in at least a decade. If you hadn’t told me, I would assume it was an old picture of JFK, Jr. with someone I didn’t recognize.

  62. 62.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    @debbie: The red headed one in Congress bears an uncanny resemblance to Christopher Reeve. If Reeve had been a red head. It’s the spit curl and the chin.

    Reeve as Superman:
    http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/tribute-letters/CW-STM-promo-city-poses-closeup-02.jpg

    Congressman Kennedy:
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/10/10/bb1010aba1e14abd5d8491c98a755c51.jpg

  63. 63.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker: god, that sounds like something you flunk a fifth-grader for.

  64. 64.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Betty beat me too it…so Cheeto is doubling down on his Andrew Jackson Civil War comment…smh

  65. 65.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    @Mike J:

    they had to pull it and recut it today as they had McMaster in uniform, a violation of federal law.

    Fuc. King. Hilarious.

  66. 66.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: If I were McMaster, i would wear my uniform to the office every day.

  67. 67.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    May 1, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    Is the Rogue White House Twitter feed still a thing? I haven’t encountered any quotes or stories of late.

    His supporters don’t have the intelligence or decency to be ashamed.

  68. 68.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Similarly:

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/331349-trump-why-was-there-the-civil-war

  69. 69.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @Baud: Their leader seems to be a dud.

    @Mike J: Clearly the wingnut welfare safety net has become a hammock that saps its occupants of the will to go out and get a real dishonest job.

  70. 70.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

    President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!
    8:55 PM · May 1, 2017

    And he was mad. OOH, he was mad!

  71. 71.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @lamh36: Yep, I mentioned this last week. Her and Gorka.

  72. 72.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 1, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @Baud:

    Apparently Milli has “standards.”

    Who knew?

  73. 73.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    That is almost scary.

  74. 74.

    Lapassionara

    May 1, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    @p.a.: and now Jim Demint is looking for a job. Hmmmmm.

  75. 75.

    Jackie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    @debbie: I always thought JFK Jr resembled Jackie more than JFK.

  76. 76.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 1, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I got an Intuos a few months ago, great for drawing. It’s really good hardware, the software could use improvement(Win10).

  77. 77.

    Spanky

    May 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @amk: And ticks. Just pulled one out that was lodged about 4 inches west of my asshole.

    Thanks Global Warming, for the mild winter!

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @Jackie: That is my opinion as well.

  79. 79.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    @WestWingReport
    The bin Laden raid produced what was arguably the most famous photo of the Obama era – the tense Situation Room shot by @PeteSouza

  80. 80.

    pk

    May 1, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen

    If Donald Trump had been alive during the civil war the North would have surrendered to the south before a single shot had been fired.

  81. 81.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    ICYMI

    Steve Bannon’s rap musical has been found, and it is some unhinged nonsense

    Steve Bannon’s past continues to be fascinating, for the seeming contradictions represented by his onetime progressivism, for the crude appeal of discovering how he transformed into a festering mound of liver spots and in-grown neck hairs, and for the overwhelming artistic ambitions he once harbored. These delusions of genius are perhaps best encapsulated by the story of his attempt to remake Shakespeare’s Coriolanus as a rap musical about the Los Angeles riots entitled The Thing I Am. While we’ve eagerly gobbled up pull quotes from it for months, the entire manuscript has now been discovered by NowThis. Seizing upon the moment, they have organized a full table read of the document, and it is really something to behold.

    …At one point, actress Nyima Funk says, “Bitch, please! It becomes a man. Breasts nursing look no lovelier than when a forehead spits forth blood,” then, breaking character, adds, “Sorry, this is the first time I’ve ever said anything like this. We should talk like this more often.”

  82. 82.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Unfortunately the type of billet he’s in calls for suit and tie.

  83. 83.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Worrying about my cats as I squashed ants in my kitchen tonight, but I still felt incredibly guilty tonight as a woman and as a sort of feminist. What was that ant novel a few years back: “Anthill” by Edward O Wilson : paraphrase: Humans send their young men to war, ants send their old women. So there I am squashing old women foraging ants to protect my self-involved young cats. I suppose species loyalty is important.But not really since I am protecting cats. Anti-communism? Even housework can be political, sigh.

  84. 84.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    @pk: “…and I ended that war without losing a single American life. You know who tried to fix this conflict, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, they helped create it. Some people are saying that, I dunno. But I got rid of that all, brought in some new thinking, and solved the slavery argument once and for all. Fastest civil war ever.”

  85. 85.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    @Lapassionara: RUMINT is that Rebekah Mercer, who is on the Heritage board, is trying to replace him with Bannon as a landing pad. No way to know if that is any more than rumor at this point.

  86. 86.

    debbie

    May 1, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    @Jackie:

    He had her coloring, but the bones are Kennedy.

  87. 87.

    JCJ

    May 1, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I hope you like the tablet! I bought one for my daughter which she loves.

  88. 88.

    amk

    May 1, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    @Betty Cracker: wow. just wow.

  89. 89.

    pk

    May 1, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    And Bannon needs to write a rap musical about it.

  90. 90.

    Another Scott

    May 1, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    RollCall:

    House Chief Deputy Whip Patrick T. McHenry of North Carolina said Monday evening that Republicans are “very close” to winning the support needed to pass their health care overhaul. One place he might want to look: his own whip team. At least seven members said Monday they remain undecided.

    That list includes Republican Reps. Elise Stefanik of New York, David Valadao of California, Kevin Yoder of Kansas, Mario Diaz-Balart of Florida, Rodney Frelinghuysen of New Jersey, Erik Paulsen of Minnesota and Adam Kinzinger of Illinois.

    Some of those members, a fraction of the roughly 100-person whip team, said they would have supported the version Republicans had planned to vote on in March before leaders canceled the vote because it lacked the support to pass. A recent amendment, which Rules Committee Republicans have yet to officially add to the bill, won over the majority of conservatives but hardened moderate opposition and even created some uncertainty among lawmakers who had backed the bill.

    According to a CQ Roll Call count, 20 lawmakers are opposed to the legislation, which means leaders need to convince the vast majority of the undecided members to support the bill if they want it to pass. Republicans can lose just 22 votes on the package, assuming full attendance, and still pass it.

    […]

    The members CQ Roll Call has confirmed as opposed are: Reps. Mark Amodei of Nevada, Andy Biggs of Arizona, Barbara Comstock of Virginia, Ryan A. Costello of Pennsylvania, Charlie Dent of Pennsylvania, Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania, Patrick Meehan of Pennsylvania, Jeff Denham of California, Dan Donovan of New York, John Katko of New York, Jaime Herrera Beutler of Washington, Walter B. Jones of North Carolina, Leonard Lance of New Jersey, Frank A. Lobiondo of New Jersey, Christopher H. Smith of New Jersey, Billy Long of Missouri, Thomas Massie of Kentucky, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen of Florida, Daniel Webster of Florida and David Young of Iowa.

    While Webster and Denham are among the “no” votes, both suggested they could get to “yes” with additional changes that would address specific needs in their states.

    Despite the growing list of “no” and “undecided” members at the Capitol, White House officials, including National Economic Council director Gary Cohn, told CBS earlier Monday the vote would happen this week.

    I’m optimistic, but we can’t let up until they finally give up on using Reconciliation this year.

    Keep fighting!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  91. 91.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    @pk:

  92. 92.

    lollipopguild

    May 1, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    @amk: The pox news implosion was a long time coming-it took Carlson being willing to go the distance in order to bell the cat(ailes). Ailes is actually more Pig than cat.

  93. 93.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    @lamh36:

    Trump administration position on Supreme Court case suggests Melania Trump could be deported

    What’s the over/under on how long it takes Jared to be indicted after Melania gets deported?

  94. 94.

    Iowa Old Lady

    May 1, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    @Betty Cracker: It’s just maddening. He’s so fact free and crazed, that you don’t even know where to start refuting what he says. And yet he’s the POTUS, not your retired uncle, so the world can’t ignore it.

  95. 95.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    @pk: Naw. But the term fragging would have been invented over a hundred years earlier.

  96. 96.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    @SFAW: 1st of never.

    Remember, IOIYAR.

  97. 97.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: My understanding was he tried to do Titus Andronicus as a space sex fest.

  98. 98.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Isn’t this Yikes, or maybe nobody will take them seriously anymore? I hope John Roberts and crew are proud of their contribution to our Founders’ vision.

  99. 99.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker: We are all doomed at the hands of a madman.

  100. 100.

    Marcopolo

    May 1, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    @Betty Cracker: let me finish that thought off for Trump, “And that guy Lincoln was the lowest energy losingest loser ever cause he let the war happen! Sad!”

  101. 101.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    @Sab:

    Will ants carry them away?

    Only if you’re related to the Buendias

  102. 102.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Exactement.

  103. 103.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    @debbie: You can’t say that here. it offends other commenters.

  104. 104.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: That was schools.

  105. 105.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 1, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @TenguPhule: of course it’s offensive–it would give us president pence

  106. 106.

    trollhattan

    May 1, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    @Mary G: @Major Major Major Major:
    Are y’all talking eensy-weensy ants that get in via basically invisible spaces? Perhaps members of the invading Argentine Ant Supercolony. We get them here during any extreme weather: bigly hot, bigly wet, bigly cold. I hate the fvckers as they’re great at farming yard pests like aphids and scale and have killed off any and all native ants that may have been here previously.

    Thanks for nuthin’ Evita!

  107. 107.

    Brachiator

    May 1, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    @Stephen E. Sherman:

    .David McKinley, the Rep. for WV-1, is listed as undecided on AHCA.

    And for your conservative FaceBook buddies, get them mobilized too. Or at least irritated.

    Where are the promised improvements​ to health insurance? Everything in the Republican plan would reduce premiums and deductibles by stripping benefits and letting insurance companies drop people who get sick. How is that better?
    .

  108. 108.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Uh, you’re missing the point.

    I’m talking about the Malevolent Leprechaun’s minions indicting Kushner for felony jaywalking, at the specific request of the Moron-In-Chief. As in: clearing the field.
    Or do I need to spell it out even more?

  109. 109.

    trollhattan

    May 1, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    @Marcopolo:
    “J.W. Booth was a patriot badly treated by the lying fake media. SAD!”

  110. 110.

    Mary G

    May 1, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Well, wasn’t Mary Lincoln into spiritualism or something? Maybe she held a seance…

  111. 111.

    TenguPhule

    May 1, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    I’m not sure what’s worse, Trump doubling down on Jackson or Trump sounding his admiration for Kim Jong.

    Its like we’re on the crazy train and Trump decided he wants to go to Ludicrious Speed….NOW.

  112. 112.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 1, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @TenguPhule: It doesn’t offend us, though you may merit a visit from the guys in suits with earpieces.

  113. 113.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @Sab: @TenguPhule: As I wrote in response to several folks, including a few commenters from here, shortly after the election: “Things are going to be bad for a while. And people who don’t deserve it are going to be hurt, so we all have to pull together. But the one advantage here is that the President-elect and his people are not very good at what they are doing. They are mean and cruel and crafty, but not smart. And they don’t operate smartly. They are loud, they are noisy, they are clumsy, and they telegraph everything. They will trip themselves up a lot and that provides room to maneuver.”

    I have yet to see anything to disabuse me of this.

  114. 114.

    laura

    May 1, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @satby:
    As well you should! I hope you mark the occasion well, and I’ve been fretting about the office manager conundrum. It’s hard to tell if she’s incapable of leading humans.
    Some are natural born. Some can grow into the job -and it ain’t easy to direct workers all the time.
    Some people should never be in charge of, or have power over other people.
    From what you’ve written, it sounds like the doctor continues to have respect for her, and that may be history and habit, and the doctor may be unsuited to managing staff or its an avoidable burden.
    But you’ve mentioned diminished health, and that may be a huge factor in defending her sense of self, prior capabilities and the inevitable realization that aging and inability to work, make a living, or life after working years isn’t what she planned for.
    That you and your coworkers are the anvil upon which she is working the issues out on, IS something the doctor must adjudicate or mediate because the status quo is unacceptable and will impact the bottom line.
    I wish you well in threading this needle.

    I can’t get greennotGreen off my mind and heart.
    Sending waves of love and grace your way.

  115. 115.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I saw that today and just… can’t even with that fucking ignoranus.

  116. 116.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @Another Scott: If you haven’t whipped the whips…

  117. 117.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @trollhattan: huh, seems like. Hope they’re not poisonous to enormous cats.

  118. 118.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @satby:

    Enjoy!!!

  119. 119.

    Mike J

    May 1, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    @MomSense:

    Aaron was only six years old when Andrew Jackson purchased him in 1791. Hannah was less than twelve years old when she was acquired by Jackson. As was common practice, Aaron and Hannah were most likely named by their original owner and not provided with surnames. They took the surname “Jackson” following emancipation.

  120. 120.

    GregB

    May 1, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    I see that infamous Nathan Bedford Forrest statue was inspired by that Jubilation T. Cornpone statue.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__W7iDq8tSBg/TNURKpuWXmI/AAAAAAAAByo/HqDgwIg5B18/s1600/nbf.jpg

  121. 121.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    @TenguPhule: As long as it is impeachment or 25th Amendment removal it won’t offend anyone here.

  122. 122.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    @Stephen E. Sherman: I think there’s a guy named Cole who lives around those parts and occasionally puts in an appearance here.

  123. 123.

    Marcopolo

    May 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    @Another Scott: Losing Rep Long (I’m from MO) is kind of fascinating–Trump won his district by 40!!! points. Long says it is due to the new language allowing states to request pre-existing condition waivers (i.e. Loss of coverage for pre-existing condition is now back). He campaigned on the trail w/ Trump last year, but said he would not switch his vote even after Trump called him earlier tonight (& I am guessing said this would get fixed somewhere down the road). Which means Trump is well on his way to having lost all his credibility w/ R congress-critters. They apparently don’t trust his assurances anymore.

    I think we can win this!

  124. 124.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    Alright…done talking bout Cheeto…

    let’s talk tv.

    American Gods…never read the book, but watched episode 1…

    …ok, I’m in!

  125. 125.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    @TenguPhule: Braxton Bragg’s troops tried to kill him during the Mexican War by rolling an explosive shell into his tent at night. They cut the fuse improperly and Bragg was able to put it out. He was so enraged by his troops’ technical incompetence that he woke up everyone in his battery and made them spend the rest of the night practicing fuse cutting.

  126. 126.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Wasn’the Reeve a redhead?

  127. 127.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    @Mike J:

    Jackson was a monster.

  128. 128.

    Uncle Ebeneezer

    May 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Had a great time at LA’s May Day March today (though it was hot as hell.) I marched mostly with a bunch of ACLU people and it was great. Sadly it was only 15,000 people, well shy of the 100K organizers had hoped for. I know it’s a week day and people are rightfully freaked out by the threat of ICE but I still come away with sadness at the fact that our country is more enthusiastic about legalizing weed (something I totally favor) than it is about granting amnesty and protection to these wonderful people. :(

  129. 129.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    @laura:

    I can’t get greennotGreen off my mind and heart.
    Sending waves of love and grace your way.

    You are not alone. I hope gnG is aware of all the love coming her way.

    The word “grace” is such a lovely word. Thank you for using it, laura.

  130. 130.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    “If You Keep Fucking With Mr. Trump We Know Where You Live”

    Trump’s casino business went bankrupt, and then a lawyer representing investors told police he got a menacing call from a man who said “we’re going to your house for your wife and kids” if he didn’t stop “fucking with Mr. Trump.” The FBI determined the call came from a phone booth across the street from the theater where Trump was appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman…

  131. 131.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @Another Scott: 100 person whip team? That’s almost half the caucus. If they need one half of the caucus to keep an eye on the other half, and they still can’t count on the first half, it’s no wonder they can’t seem to get anything done.

  132. 132.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @Sab: He had alopecia areata, but appears to have had it episodically – not the severe every hair falls out and never grows back case. His real hair color was sort of a dark brown from what I can tell.

  133. 133.

    Mike J

    May 1, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: If he were removed in an extralegal fashion, I’d be afraid the Republicans would go buck wild and pass every damn thing they could think of “as a tribute to him”, knowing they could force through anything during the power vacuum.

    And in general I prefer legal solutions to the extralegal.

  134. 134.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @mdblanche: I believe the word you’re looking for is Stasi.

  135. 135.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I am actually more afraid of the courts, because those guys do know what they are doing. Trump’s executive branch couldn’t run a Toastmasters meeting, but the Court guys could and do run their branch of govt.

  136. 136.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    @lamh36: Saw that earlier today. I would put money on the caller being his bodyguard/chief of personal security Schiller. That guy is a piece of work.

  137. 137.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: That would explain Trump’s interest in building a wall…

  138. 138.

    Brachiator

    May 1, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Twitter is having fun reacting to The Donald’s latest Twitter ramble:

    Trump has a golf foursome next weekend with Andrew Jackson, Frederick Douglas & Pavarotti, they’re going to discuss tax reform.

    Pearl Harbor was a tremendous woman who helped Frederick Douglass cultivate pineapple in Hawaii during the 1940’s. #TrumpTeachesHistory.

    People don’t realize Andrew Jackson, Frederick Douglass and Luciano Pavarotti tried to stop the Civil War. It’s being known more and more.

    today we’ll learn about fredrick douglas’s wife, harriet tubman, who so bravely sat on that bus all those years ago. #TrumpTeachesHistory

  139. 139.

    kindness

    May 1, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    I’m missing Charles Pierce. He isn’t a volume guy but what he puts up is a distilled product. Yea, I know, he’s sick. Let us all just take a moment and wish him well, eh? (in our best zen fashion of course)

  140. 140.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: He certainly had a complicated life.

  141. 141.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @Mike J: I don’t see anything but either a legal solution or him resigning ahead of the final, legal hammer being dropped. We have to wait and see what the CI investigation, the other FBI criminal investigations, and AG Schneiderman’s NY state investigations produce.

  142. 142.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    School cafeteria kitchens.

  143. 143.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    @Sab: But they don’t have complete control.

  144. 144.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    @Sab: Yep.

  145. 145.

    James Powell

    May 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Looks more like a mature Archie Andrews

  146. 146.

    chopper

    May 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    this dumbshit doesn’t even know that jackson was a goddamned slaveowner.

  147. 147.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    Ohio quadruplets accepted to Ivies will attend college together

    They’re going to Yale!

    The Wade quadruplets, all of whom got into Harvard and Yale, and who had offers from a combined 59 colleges, will attend university together in the fall, they revealed exclusively to NBC News.

    Yale offered all four brothers from Liberty Township, Ohio, an “extraordinary” financial aid package, which no other college could beat…

  148. 148.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @Brachiator:

    So like a man to overlook Susan B. Anthony. Have you ever heard of Susan B. Anthony?

  149. 149.

    trollhattan

    May 1, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @Brachiator:
    Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?

  150. 150.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Christopher Reeve was very kind to me when I was a teenager. He called and wrote to me when I was in the hospita. Helped me through a very difficult time. Just a warm, wonderful human being. All these years later and I still can’t believe he is gone. I agree that Joe III looks like him. First time I saw him on tv, the likeness floored me.

  151. 151.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @lamh36:

    That is so cool! Love those guys!

  152. 152.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    @trollhattan:

    She’s famous for inventing Bailey’s Irish Cream, right?

  153. 153.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    Shooting of black teen in Dallas suburb did not meet ‘our core values,’ police chief says

    Police have retracted earlier accounts that a vehicle was reversing toward officers in an “aggressive manner” when one of the officers opened fire, striking and killing 15-year-old Jordan Edwards in a Dallas-area suburb Saturday night.

    In a news conference Monday, Balch Springs Police Chief Jonathan Haber said that he initially “misspoke” and that the vehicle had begun to drive away at the time the officer opened fire. He questioned whether the shooting was necessary.

    “I unintentionally (was) incorrect when I said the vehicle was backing down the road … in fact I can tell you that I do have questions in relation to my observation (of) the video,” Haber said. “After reviewing the video, I don’t believe that (the shooting) met our core values.”

    Haber, who declined to release the video footage of the shooting as well as the name of the officer involved, said that evidence will be presented to a grand jury…

  154. 154.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @SFAW: I prefer Confederate Elf as a descriptor.

  155. 155.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    @trollhattan: I thought that was when the Japanese ate pearl barley.

  156. 156.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @ZekeJMiller
    Joaquin Castro emails supporters that he’s not running for the Senate

  157. 157.

    Brachiator

    May 1, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey?.

    It wasn’t over until Pearl’s husband Bill Bailey came home. The Japanese knew they done him wrong.

  158. 158.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 1, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @Brachiator: It’s better for the only people who matter to the GOP: the wealthy.

  159. 159.

    Sab

    May 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    @MomSense: My lovely great uncle taught him to play piano.

  160. 160.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    @MomSense: Hopefully all is well now. And that’s a great story. As for Congressman Kennedy – I think it is the jaw and the spit curl.

    Fun Superman fact: According to DC comics continuity the Kryptonian glyph that is the “S” symbol on Superman’s costume, which is the El family crest and is pronounced “el” is the Kryptonian word for hope.

  161. 161.

    Major Major Major Major

    May 1, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: yeah the Germans bombed her.

  162. 162.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    @lamh36: The coroner/medical examiner has already ruled the shooting/killing a homicide.

  163. 163.

    Brachiator

    May 1, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    .So like a man to overlook Susan B. Anthony. Have you ever heard of Susan B. Anthony?

    Susan B Anthony had that email problem.

  164. 164.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @kindness:

    Last time he posted was a week ago today. I’ve been thinking about him and wishing him well ever since.

    I think I saw recently that Charlie had moved to Rhode Island. He used to live in Watertown, MA, and Watertown friends of mine would occasionally see him in the shops, or at a pub, or on the street. Not to know him, exactly, but familiar faces. Even when I disagree with CPP’s conclusions, I’m an admirer, and I hope he’s back among us very soon.

  165. 165.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Susan B Anthony had that email problem.

    Ah yes, the one that cast a shadow over her efforts to get votes for women.

  166. 166.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    I know u animal lovers here at BJ will love this!!!

    @ABC
    Surveillance video shows a London dock worker spring into action to rescue a cat who fell into the Thames after being chased by another cat.
    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/859180894925475840

  167. 167.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Saw this tweet this morning…

    First on CNN: Trump administration ending Michelle Obama’s girls education program via @CNNPolitics
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/01/politics/trump-michelle-obama-girls-education/index.html

  168. 168.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: He started tweeting again yesterday.

  169. 169.

    danielx

    May 1, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    @Baud:

    You couldn’t get Sly Stone?

  170. 170.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @danielx: Baud signed Larry Graham. Stone wouldn’t show.

  171. 171.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: right..do we buy the police chief’s “mistakenly” using the “aggressive backing up” language?

    Cause I don’t…it sure did take em some time to correct “innocent” mistake…smh

  172. 172.

    danielx

    May 1, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @tobie:

    Can’t this guy be fired for making up shit?

    No. And judging by past performances, nobody cares about him making shit up. He’s a Villager in good standing, and they don’t get fired for making up shit or for much of anything else.

  173. 173.

    danielx

    May 1, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Precisely. If you’re engineering a music festival catastrophe, you have to have at least one headliner not show up.

  174. 174.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    @lamh36:

    Yeah :-(

    They’re also cutting back on (or doing away with) school lunch nutritional guidelines.

    Just bracing for when they dig up Michelle’s WH garden to turn it into a putting green.

  175. 175.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    @lamh36: No, that’s already been walked back by the chief:

    Your ? Government ? cannot ? be ? trusted ?

    They rush out – or fabricate – totally false information to control the narrative pic.twitter.com/DnzS1vfTT4

    — T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) May 2, 2017

    Give this entire thread a read:
    https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/859074368890187776

  176. 176.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: She had it reinforced with concrete between the election and the inauguration. Sharp cookie that one.

  177. 177.

    gbbalto

    May 1, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @lamh36: Terrific! One (four?) in the eye for the racists and haters. I am sure they will do great.

  178. 178.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: yep, I saw that…smh.

    It’s classic misinformation/misdirection…put the misleading shit out there…then let it marinate before coming back and “amending” it…smh

  179. 179.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    He started tweeting again yesterday.

    Good to know, thanks. I don’t do the Twitterz, so would have missed that. Hope he’s back at Esquire soon.

  180. 180.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @chopper:

    this dumbshit doesn’t even know that jackson was a goddamned slaveowner.

    He knows. He doesn’t care, and/or doesn’t know why that was bad.

  181. 181.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    So KKKLannity is supposedly thinking of exiting Faux news by Friday

    So all it took to bring down Faux News…is Cheeto Prez in the white house…

    why do the faux news watchers need to watch Faux News, when they can just follow Cheeto Prez on twitter instead…smh

    I will never NOT be happy to be rid of Fox News…

  182. 182.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    Oh my damn…

    @thedailybeast
    Stephen Colbert to Trump: “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.” http://thebea.st/2oZYnD2

  183. 183.

    MomSense

    May 1, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @Sab:

    Oh that’s great.

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It was a long time ago but a lifelong memory.

    Definitely the jaw, the curls, and the chin!

    He definitely gave me hope.

  184. 184.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    They’re also cutting back on (or doing away with) school lunch nutritional guidelines.

    Time for a Greatest Hits recap: ketchup is a vegetable.

  185. 185.

    Steeplejack

    May 1, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @p.a.:

    They’re deconstructing the administrative state.

  186. 186.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @efgoldman: Where is the mustard?

  187. 187.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Where is the mustard?

    Wherever Cole left it.

  188. 188.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    @efgoldman: I walked into that one.

  189. 189.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I walked into that one.

    I thought you teed it up on purpose

  190. 190.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 1, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: There is no mustard. The mustard is a lie.

    Costco stopped carrying Grey Puopon, I blame Trump.

  191. 191.

    Chet Murthy

    May 1, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @lamh36: He went all “Cyrano de Bergerac” on lil Donnie ….

  192. 192.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @efgoldman: Yeah, let’s go with that.

  193. 193.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @Sab:

    Fine by me

  194. 194.

    efgoldman

    May 1, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Costco stopped carrying Grey Puopon,

    We didn’t have room in the fridge for a gallon jar anyway, plus it would take thru our granddaughter’s lifetime to use that much.

  195. 195.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 1, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @efgoldman: No, they sold it in the regular jars, just in a two pack.

  196. 196.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    May 1, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    @lamh36: Castro clearing the way for Beto?

  197. 197.

    jacy

    May 1, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    @lamh36:

    Love how the cat walks off like, “Whatever. I meant to do that.”

  198. 198.

    J R in WV

    May 2, 2017 at 12:28 am

    @Spanky:

    We have a whole new species of tick lately, the Lone Star Tick, so called for a single white speck, the lone star, on a medium-small black tick body. And there’s one that’s so small it’s hard to get a grip on, the size of a semicolon ; smaller, actually. A tad bigger than a comma.

    And of course each new breed of tick carries a new list of tropical diseases… yuck!

    ETA: John, wonderful backyard garden, nice sky view of rainbow, thanks so much. Glad ABC is around, too. Hang in there.

  199. 199.

    Steeplejack

    May 2, 2017 at 1:13 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    [. . .] the roughly 100-person whip team [. . .].

    When everyone’s a whip, problem solved! Genius.

  200. 200.

    prob50

    May 2, 2017 at 4:11 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!

    He would have stayed alive to prevent the War, but his personal adviser’s told him that type of move would probably keep him off the $20 bill.

  201. 201.

    prob50

    May 2, 2017 at 4:32 am

    @Brachiator:

    Pearl Harbor was a tremendous woman who helped Frederick Douglass cultivate pineapple in Hawaii during the 1940’s.

    And to this day Andrew Jackson still maintains she stole the pineapple idea from him. It’s another more and more known fact every day now.

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