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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Open Thread: “I Don’t Stand By Anything… [sniffff]“

Open Thread: “I Don’t Stand By Anything… [sniffff]“

by Anne Laurie|  May 2, 20177:22 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Not Normal, Seriously

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this is just an extremely weird video clip from beginning to end https://t.co/PWw2dHzrnI

— Max Fisher (@Max_Fisher) May 1, 2017

When pressed on his false accusation of wiretapping, @POTUS says "I don't stand by anything."

Well, he's certainly right about that. pic.twitter.com/dJjLHyNpoa

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) May 1, 2017

In response to Q about what Trump meant when he said "I don't stand by anything," Spicer just said, "I think it's clear he stands by that"

— Joanna Rothkopf (@joannarothkopf) May 1, 2017

Among the many problems, here we see the dangers of a politician who is basically unused to words having meaning.https://t.co/9O7GXN4Gra

— jtlevy (@jtlevy) May 1, 2017

"You can take it any way you want"

"I have my own opinions"

Like a blog comments section after someone's lost the argument https://t.co/GHCaULju0i

— Mark Murray (@mmurraypolitics) May 1, 2017

Sure, spoilt rich man who’s never had to take responsibility before… but this is “somebody hide Granpa’s car keys before someone gets killed” territory.

To reiterate: THANKS, REPUBLICANS!

Imagine Donald Trump taking responsibility for anything he's ever said or done. Then bitch to me about Hillary.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 2, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Ok, since this is an open thread. I finally got a Twitter account. Not to post, but to see what others are posting. So who should I follow? Any suggestions?

  2. 2.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Trump believes everything he says, when he says it. No matter that it contradicted what he just said before.

    As a nation, we’re screwed.

  3. 3.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    I sense the mark of Jeff Sessions here.

    The US justice department has declined to bring charges against the white police officers involved in the 2016 fatal shooting of Alton Sterling, a black man in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, according to multiple reports.

    The 37-year-old was killed last July after two officers wrestled him to the ground and opened fire from close range in an incident that caught on video by eyewitnesses. The case was referred quickly to federal civil rights investigators after calls from Sterling’s family and unrest on the streets of Baton Rouge.

    If confirmed, the decision in the Sterling case will mark the first such announcement made by the justice department under the Trump administration and has already been interpreted by activists as a step backwards under new attorney general Jeff Sessions, a staunch supporter of law enforcement.

    And the police declared open season on people of color, with no bag limit, with the complete blessings of the Office of the Attorney General.

  4. 4.

    Roger Moore

    May 2, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    @Lapassionara:

    So who should I follow?

    Start with several of the front pagers and former front pagers here. Add any of your friends and relatives who are on Twitter. That should get you started. They’ll probably retweet some interesting people, and you can add some of them. Pretty soon, you’ll be following plenty of people.

  5. 5.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    @Roger Moore: thanks.

  6. 6.

    Roger Moore

    May 2, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Trump believes everything he says, when he says it.

    Because he says it.

  7. 7.

    Another Scott

    May 2, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    @Lapassionara: What are you interested in?

    Be aware that Twitter uses various techniques to keep track of you and share information about you with their “partners”. Take a glance at the EFF’s “Protecting yourself on social networks” page and note the Twitter links.

    HTH a little.

    Cheers,
    Scott.
    (Who reads the web version of Twitter feeds by Paul Krugman, Julia Ioffe, TheDemocratMachine, LOLGOP, Attackerman, and Evan Blass (Android phone leaks, etc.) occasionally.)

  8. 8.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    May 2, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    @Lapassionara:

    I don’t know you or your interests, but Neil deGrasse Tyson, John Scalzi, Wil Wheaton are progressive science/science fiction guys….

  9. 9.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 2, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    So Il Donaldo called Vladimir Vladimirovich today. Here is the press office’s “readout.” Not a word about Russia’s ongoing invasion of Ukraine nor about the pogroms against gay men in Chechnya.

    I guess when you’re the supplicant, you don’t bring up uncomfortable topics.

  10. 10.

    lollipopguild

    May 2, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    @Roger Moore: Until 30 seconds later he changes his mind and 30 seconds later he changes his mind again. And so on and so on etc, etc etc.

  11. 11.

    Phylllis

    May 2, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    I’ve interviewed welfare clients who were high on crack that made more sense.

  12. 12.

    ThresherK

    May 2, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    David M. Willis, creative sort, with webcomics including Dumbing of Age, is at “damnyouwillis”.

    Lots of cultural and political stuff, and plenty of comics, superhero, toys, plus other younger peoples’ stuff. (Okay, younger than me.)

  13. 13.

    lurker dean

    May 2, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    this trump “book report” on the “sivel” war is hilarious… though i guess it’s not so hilarious that our president is really this dumb.

    https://twitter.com/AAPsyc/status/859405734383112192

  14. 14.

    mai naem mobile

    May 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    @Lapassionara: Jim manley. He’s a Reid/Kennedy alum. He tweets and retweeta a lot of great stuff. He will give you some great people to follow. He sometimes comes across a little chummy with the Village because he was Reid’s spokesman. He’s closest to Steve Benen when he was at WaMo.

  15. 15.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    May 2, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    @Lapassionara: I just click on John’s Twitter handle on the side and surf from there. Lots o’ fun.

    I do have a Twitter account, but found it too much like crack too time consuming. The final straw for me actively following and tweeting was when Roger Ebert passed. His presence there was a damn fine argument for signing up.

  16. 16.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    May 2, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    @TenguPhule: It’s been oh, such great fun reading and watching pundits/comedians (you kinda have to be both, these days) enumerate the Angry Apricot’s many, many failures in getting a lick of his purported agenda (which, face it, is as mythical a creature as my nym) passed. “Ha, ha, fucker didn’t think that rake handle was actually gonna hit him on his tangerine-stained mug!”

    But if he does as well with foreign policy as he has with concerns domestic — yep, Screwed City, USA. Or, as someone tweeted, “social media during the last 20 minutes before the missiles land is going to be unbearable.”

    It’s like watching a horror movie and wanting to yell at a character, “don’t go in there alone you stupid putz!”, but of course you know he/she will go in, anyway. Except that the character in this case is more like a rudderless supertanker, and we’re all screaming, “execute a 90-degree, crease-sharp turn now! NOW!!!”, but of course that ain’t gonna happen a mere hundred yards out from the dock.

  17. 17.

    Iowa Old Lady

    May 2, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    @Lapassionara: Follow Betty Cracker!

  18. 18.

    donnah

    May 2, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    I have tried watching live interviews with Trump and a variety of interview professionals. I’ve not seen a single one in which Trump can carry on what I consider to be a normal conversation.

    He interrupts, he uses repetitive words and phrases, and he contradicts himself multiple times in a single interview. He talks over the questions, making it impossible to interpret the question and the answer as well. And he throws in random bits of misinformation the whole time.

    Stepping back from everything I loathe about the man, his administration, and his multitude of failures as president, I am simply dumbfounded that he is the leader of our country. I imagine the ghosts of countless statesmen and former presidents all are wailing and spinning in their graves.

    I’ve never been so ashamed of a president. He’s a disaster.

  19. 19.

    Emerald

    May 2, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    @Lapassionara:

    If you like the kind of politics that dominates here, Al Giordano.
    If you’re into the Russia thing: Malcolm Nance
    If you’re into psychiatry and the black political experience: Propane Jane
    If you’re a Hillary fan, Peter Daou

    And of course, John Cole.

    (If you’re a Wilmer fan I can’t help you.)

    Then pick up more folks that they retweet, and pretty soon you’ll have a realy interesting Home feed.

  20. 20.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    @Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn: Its like watching Mini-Groot with his hand over the big red button for the Big Bomb that will kill everyone. And we keep screaming big NOs at him every time.

  21. 21.

    Turgidson

    May 2, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    @Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn:

    I had a Twitter account until the election – was too shocked to imagine sifting through all the Monday Morning quarterbacking. After all, I mostly only commented on Twitter to talk shit about Ron Fournier (who blocked me almost immediately, but I managed to keep getting into his comments via people’s retweets for a while), Matthew Dowd, and a few other vacuous BothSiderist dolts. For a while it felt cathartic to kinda-sorta feel like I was yelling at them in person. The whole Twitter experience got old to me and the election gave me the motivation to just get off it for good. Now I read books and watch good TV on my phone during the times I used to spend flipping through my Twitter feed, so I think I traded up.

  22. 22.

    feckless

    May 2, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    This commercial writes itself.
    [video clip] Incumbent Republican Congressman X saying Y.
    [video clip] Incumbent Republican Congressman X saying/doing opposite of Y, in support of Trumpf.
    [video clip] Trumpf saying “I don’t stand by anything”
    Big letters on screen Incumbent Republican Congressman X stands for nothing, just like Trumpf.

    Thanks, I’ll take my $10 million consulting fee now.

  23. 23.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    “He assumed power at a young age when his father passed away. And there was a lot of potential threats that could have come his way, and he’s obviously managed to lead a country forward, despite the obvious concerns that we and so many people have. You know, he is a young person to be leading a country with nuclear weapons.

    Sean Spicer on Kim Jong Un via Digby from Politico.

    NOT. NORMAL.

  24. 24.

    cckids

    May 2, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Because someone has to go there: “If you stand for nothing, Trump, what’ll you fall for?”

    He wants to be in the room where it happens, but hasn’t one fucking clue what to do or how to act now that he is.

  25. 25.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    @Another Scott: thank you

  26. 26.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    @Emerald: thanks, but does John use his real name on Twitter? Asking for a friend.

  27. 27.

    artem1s

    May 2, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    He’s been really dodgy lately about answering anything to do with his bogus tapping claims. Could it be that someone from the General Counsels office FINALLY got the concept of self incrimination thru his orange, ferret covered block head?

  28. 28.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: yes, of course! Thx

  29. 29.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    The story gets worse and worse in Texas. But at least they fired the murdering dick.

    Edwards and the four teenagers with him decided to leave what was becoming an unruly party as they heard gunshots ring out and police were arriving, Merritt said, citing what witnesses had told lawyers.

    Doing the wrong thing will get you shot by police.

    Doing the right thing will get you shot by police.

    Doing anything at all can get you shot by police.

    And yet the one person police should have been afraid of, who actually SHOT and killed a police officer and was armed to the teeth, was allowed to surrender. It just happened that his skin was light and not dark.

  30. 30.

    Lapassionara

    May 2, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    @Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn: thanks a lot. I think as the kids would say this thread is dead, but I am grateful for all the Twitter suggestions.

  31. 31.

    David Anderson

    May 2, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    @Lapassionara: @bjdickmayhew is a good follow, a bit geeky but occasionally relevant

  32. 32.

    Lizzy L

    May 2, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    @TenguPhule: I wonder if the murdering s.o.b. is going to be charged with homicide. The coroner ruled it was a homicide, so…

  33. 33.

    eldorado

    May 2, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    i took a run past nakedcapitalism and the have most vigorously assured me that this actually that this is, in fact, hillary’s fault. so all is right with the world.

  34. 34.

    clay

    May 2, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    @TenguPhule: Uh… whaaaa?

    Did a reporter follow up with what “leading a country forward” means in this context? Because it sounds an awful lot like Spicer is claiming that being a rogue state that suppresses its own people while provoking a series of international crises… is something to be admired.

    Of course, that would explain a lot about Trump’s actions.

    I wonder how long this cycle can last? 1) Trump says something obviously incorrect, stupid, and/or insane. 2) WH staff desperately scrambles to find something anything to justify and normalize what Trump said. 3) Republicans pretend like they aren’t complicit in helping an addled buffoon remain in the highest position in the land.

    I mean, Spicer used to be a regular Republican flack. Did he ever picture himself having to defend Kim Jong Un? Does he even think about the meaning of his comments, or is it all an unconscious reflex at this point? Does he stay up late, wondering what nonsense he’ll have to defend tomorrow?

  35. 35.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    @Lizzy L: Well Sessions just shot down charging the last police officer who murdered a black male on camera (Not the one who got shot in the back, the other one who got shot from the side). So the Federal option isn’t looking good. And its Texas, so hung jury for state trials seems more then likely even with body cam evidence.

    But maybe justice will prevail, we can always hope.

  36. 36.

    artem1s

    May 2, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    @cckids:

    Because someone has to go there: “If you stand for nothing, Trump, what’ll you fall for?”

    I’ve been listening to Hamilton a lot lately. Every time I hear One Last Time I have to cry thinking about what is following Obama. Time to write like we’re running out of time; time to march like we’re running out of time; time to vote like we’re running out of time…

  37. 37.

    TenguPhule

    May 2, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    @clay: I think this was Spicer himself, not him regurgitating Trump.

  38. 38.

    clay

    May 2, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    @TenguPhule: I know, but Spicer was trying to defend Trump’s “honored to meet with Kim Jong Un” remark. Which led him into that cycle I mentioned.

  39. 39.

    Bill Arnold

    May 2, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Be aware that Twitter uses various techniques to keep track of you and share information about you with their “partners”.

    I have a browser window with a bunch of twitter tabs to 30+ accounts (and a bookmark for the tab collection). For read-only, there is no reason to log in, and if one is paranoid about privacy, they should consider using an incognito/private (chrome/firefox) Twitter-only window, and maybe Tor.
    BTW Twitter anonymity is possible but it requires a lot of continuous discipline to do it right.. (That guide seems correct to me but there could be additional nuances and vulnerabilities that he missed.) A taste:

    Once you have mastered and implemented the technical protections and the security procedures to protect yourself, the biggest threat you will face is yourself. Creating and maintaining a secret identity can be extremely stressful and requires developing a sort of compartmented identity, a sharded ego, a fractured self. This can be very distressing and dangerous to your mental health in the long run, which is why spy handlers spend a lot of time acting as psychologists for their spies — providing the only safe place where they can speak freely about themselves and their concerns.

  40. 40.

    evodevo

    May 2, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    @eldorado: Yeah, I followed NC religiously during the runup and aftermath of the Recession II, but starting in 2014 they became more and more anti-Obama to the point I quit logging on …. I look occasionally at links, but fly right over most days …

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