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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Late Night Open Thread: Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn…

Late Night Open Thread: Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn…

by Anne Laurie|  May 3, 20172:20 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, domestic terrorists, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Decline and Fall, Not Normal

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either elect more Republican Senators in 2018 or change the rules now to 51%. Our country needs a good "shutdown" in September to fix mess!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2017

… It’s all fun and games, until someone has to have the nuclear codes pried out of his stubby little fingers…

I thought the plan was for Trump to blame the Democrats, with whom he has barely engaged, if there was a government shutdown. Confusing! https://t.co/9drf5lYiyz

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) May 2, 2017

This is what happens when Trump realizes Dems feel that they rolled the GOP on the omni https://t.co/8zed7BFzxG

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 2, 2017

Options:
1 He didnt write the tweet
2 He doesnt know what a shutdown is
3 He wants to be a dictator
4 He wants anarchy

I think 1, maybe 2

— (((Will Cubbison))) (@wccubbison) May 2, 2017

@wccubbison Maybe he thinks a shutdown breaks the Senate Union and allows him to hire all new Senators.

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) May 2, 2017

@delrayser He knows he still has to work if there’s a shutdown, right?

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) May 2, 2017

Mulvaney on Trump shutdown tweet: Trump "frustrated" that he negotiated w Dems "in good faith" & they "tried to spike the football" re omni

— Julie Davis (@juliehdavis) May 2, 2017

Trump began day threatening to shut down gov't. Ended it calling FBI director corrupt. Between he rambled to future nuclear bomber pilots.

— ~unintelligible~ (@ZeddRebel) May 3, 2017

"Our country needs a good shutdown." pic.twitter.com/9GBd4wCvj3

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 2, 2017

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42Comments

  1. 1.

    Emerald

    May 3, 2017 at 2:39 am

    I read somewhere that when Nixon was really starting to fall apart toward the end of his time, responsible folks around him contrived to get the nuclear codes away from him.

    Sure hope somebody’s doing that now.

    On that optimistic note, I must go sleepy byes. Nighty Night!

  2. 2.

    John Revolta

    May 3, 2017 at 2:40 am

    Tach it up, tach it up

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    May 3, 2017 at 2:43 am

    What? It wasn’t the most bigly successful first hundred days ever?

  4. 4.

    greennotGreen

    May 3, 2017 at 2:44 am

    I had a bit of a meltdown last night – too tired, too weak, dilaudid pump wasn’t working, but I was better after I got some dilaudid on board. Yesterday I was better though hitting the pump a lot more often because of heartburn. Just now I had a rather more significant meltdown when the dilaudid could no longer do its job and we started the morphine…which is making it really difficult to type. (My sister is now typing for me.) I was teary and didn’t want to take Ativan because I want to face eternity with my eyes open. Dilaudid wasn’t controlling the pain so I took some more morphine and counteracted the flavor by sucking on a Good ‘n Plenty. (Note from sister – she’s getting sleepy now, so this will be continued tomorrow.)

  5. 5.

    amk

    May 3, 2017 at 2:47 am

    Is maggie, the tool, justifying the twitler’s empty threat?

  6. 6.

    seaboogie

    May 3, 2017 at 2:53 am

    @greennotGreen: Oh, sweetheart – you are so very much in my thoughts and heart…appreciate you reaching out here. Meds being what they are – I’d prefer to be on Ativan nearly every day for the anti-anxiety help it offers. Lighting candles of support for you right now – some sandalwood incense too…the good Japanese stuff…

  7. 7.

    seaboogie

    May 3, 2017 at 3:02 am

    @greennotGreenHave two glassy baby tea light holders (fearless and compassion) and only one tea light candle, so I opted for fearless…

  8. 8.

    John Revolta

    May 3, 2017 at 3:03 am

    @greennotGreen: Sleeep, sweets. That’s the stuff.

  9. 9.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 3, 2017 at 3:28 am

    For greennotGreen: Van Morrison, “Into the Mystic.”

  10. 10.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 3, 2017 at 3:32 am

    Ralph Vaughan Williams, “Dives and Lazarus.”

  11. 11.

    Elizabelle

    May 3, 2017 at 3:40 am

    @greennotGreen: I wonder if you could halve the amount of Ativan, and it could just slightly take the edge off? Understand your wanting to stay woke, as it were.

    Best to you, dear gnGreen. And best to your sister.

  12. 12.

    jacy

    May 3, 2017 at 3:51 am

    @greennotGreen:

    We’re all there with you. Rest easy.

  13. 13.

    seaboogie

    May 3, 2017 at 3:53 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): Hey Steep – wonderful choice….I played that at the memorial celebration (complete with session blues musicians) in our garden after my husband passed away – he was an ocean-going fisherman and film tech (props) and that was a really rocking memorial – most folks in shorts and T’s, neighborhood kids, dogs, craft service catering…it was absolutely perfect.

  14. 14.

    seaboogie

    May 3, 2017 at 4:10 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): So beautiful…

  15. 15.

    Elizabelle

    May 3, 2017 at 4:12 am

    Facebook cats video. My fave thing to share this morning. Cats are who we thought they were.

  16. 16.

    Aleta

    May 3, 2017 at 4:14 am

    @greennotGreen: and your sister: sending live love

  17. 17.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 3, 2017 at 4:15 am

    @Emerald: LOL!! Who are the responsible folks surrounding Trump though? Can’t think of any.

  18. 18.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 3, 2017 at 4:16 am

    @greennotGreen: Hope you got some rest. (( ))

  19. 19.

    Elizabelle

    May 3, 2017 at 4:20 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): Listening now. It’s just beautiful. Thank you.

  20. 20.

    Elizabelle

    May 3, 2017 at 4:21 am

    @seaboogie: That sounds like a good sendoff. My condolences on losing your husband. Sounds like he had an interesting life.

  21. 21.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2017 at 4:23 am

    @greennotGreen: Been thinking of you, hon. Sending love and strength across the miles. Rest well.

  22. 22.

    Origuy

    May 3, 2017 at 4:24 am

    @greennotGreen: Ask about fentanyl patches. My housemate lives with constant pain. She was on methadone for a long time. They switched her to fentanyl; in patch form there’s not much risk of overdose. She only uses morphine for breakthrough pain.

  23. 23.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2017 at 4:26 am

    @Elizabelle: Hilarious! When my little brother was a small child, we had a cat that would hide, then leap out to attack my brother as he walked by, like a couple of cats in that video did. So funny.

  24. 24.

    Elizabelle

    May 3, 2017 at 4:34 am

    @Betty Cracker: The paw of doom, for the unwary.

    Thunderstorms again? We expect rain today in Barcelona. Seems like an art museum day.

    Listening to Ralph Vaughan Williams’ The Lark Ascending, next up on the youtube link Steeplejack put up. Perfect for a grey morning.

  25. 25.

    opiejeanne

    May 3, 2017 at 4:36 am

    @greennotGreen: I’ve been thinking about you today, hoping you are comfortable but I see that you are not. Hugs to you and your sister and I hope you can get some sleep and that the issues with meds are worked out soonest.

  26. 26.

    TenguPhule

    May 3, 2017 at 4:40 am

    Point of Order, Anne!

    You can’t insult the Joker by comparing him to Donald Trump.

    1. The Joker makes more sense then Trump.

    2. The Joker is more patriotic then Trump. At least the Joker hates Nazis!

  27. 27.

    Betty Cracker

    May 3, 2017 at 5:11 am

    @Elizabelle: No thunder today, but I’m up before the chickens anyway. An art museum in Barcelona sounds like a fabulous way to spend a rainy day!

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    May 3, 2017 at 5:25 am

    @Elizabelle

    Nice maritime museum in Barcelona.

    Plus the Museum of Cartooning and Comic Illustration and also the Museum of Erotica.

  29. 29.

    EBT

    May 3, 2017 at 5:44 am

    Insomnia and strange ASMR videos seems to be the key to my productivity. I added depth and balance to the combat in my interactive fiction and squashed a couple narrative loops that had been stuck in a very long segment set after a mine cave-in.

  30. 30.

    satby

    May 3, 2017 at 5:48 am

    @greennotGreen: hoping you’re getting better rest and pain relief. Get what you can to stay as comfortable as you can. We’re thinking of you every day with love.
    And thank you to your sister for helping you keep in touch with us.

  31. 31.

    Mustang Bobby

    May 3, 2017 at 5:51 am

    As my 90-year-old father and his identical twin slip further away into dementia (my uncle is much further along), my mom is handling it well, but she noted that she’s seeing the same symptoms — rambling, disconnected trains of thought, unprovoked outbursts, recollections from the past — in Trump that were the first signs of my dad’s onset. I don’t like diagnosing from a distance, but you see what you see.

  32. 32.

    Mustang Bobby

    May 3, 2017 at 5:52 am

    @greennotGreen: I hold you in the Light.

  33. 33.

    HinTN

    May 3, 2017 at 6:48 am

    @greennotGreen: I’m with Mustang Bobby, we hold you in the light. Here’s something that’s stuck with me for a long time

  34. 34.

    HinTN

    May 3, 2017 at 6:49 am

    https://youtu.be/M1Tif_HHReo

  35. 35.

    Paul in KY

    May 3, 2017 at 8:00 am

    @greennotGreen: So sorry to hear of these pain problems. I hope that somehow things get better for you as soon as possible.

  36. 36.

    Paul in KY

    May 3, 2017 at 8:03 am

    @TenguPhule: Excellent point. Pretty sure The Joker would be a more competent president.

  37. 37.

    chopper

    May 3, 2017 at 8:46 am

    @greennotGreen:

    best to you both. go easy.

  38. 38.

    laura

    May 3, 2017 at 9:08 am

    Grace and peace greennotGreen.

  39. 39.

    Tenar Arha

    May 3, 2017 at 9:23 am

    @greennotGreen: Thank you for the update via your sister. I really hope the meds balance out better soon.

  40. 40.

    Miss Bianca

    May 3, 2017 at 10:50 am

    @greennotGreen: You’re in all our thoughts (and your sis is, too).

    Last couple nights have been a bit of a trial chez MB – my old dog Stella has been restless, my young dog Luna has been needy. Guess they really didn’t like being boarded at the vets this past weekend – and when I got the boarding bill, I decided that I didn’t like it much, either. But Stella has had so much trouble getting around, despite the improvements wrought by Glycoflex, that I wanted to be sure she had access to vet care if she needed it, and I didn’t want to leave her there alone, so…(shrug)…as Adam is fond of noting, “it is what it is.”

    ETA: My favorite “going into the West” song…”Meet On the Ledge”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avX5VlU7MXM

  41. 41.

    lurker dean

    May 3, 2017 at 11:26 am

    thank you for the update, gnG and sis. i hope they find the right meds that will ease your pain.

  42. 42.

    Original Lee

    May 3, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Maybe you could find a college student willing to house-and-pet-sit. We found it was usually cheaper than boarding 2 large dogs, and had the added benefit that the dogs were much calmer when we got home and didn’t have as many separation issues.

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