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Late Night Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  May 9, 201711:55 pm| 48 Comments

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Okay, y’all, it’s time for me to feed the kitties and go to bed. There are plenty of other threads on which to vent and speculate about the day’s doings, so why not save this one for pleasanter thoughts.

Zooey suggests relaxation exercises.

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    May 9, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Is that kitty upside down in some formation I am unaware of or is this a display of anatomy I am thankfully unfamiliar with?

  2. 2.

    Another Scott

    May 9, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    Is that an invitation for a belly scritch? It looks like one.

    ‘night all. Sleep well. We need everyone back at the barricades tomorrow!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  3. 3.

    ? ?? Goku ? ?

    May 10, 2017 at 12:00 am

    Yikes! That doesn’t look comfortable

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 10, 2017 at 12:00 am

    I have no idea what i am looking at.

  5. 5.

    divF

    May 10, 2017 at 12:01 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Kitty breakdancing.

  6. 6.

    mskitty

    May 10, 2017 at 12:03 am

    Sleeping cat – technically a liquid.

  7. 7.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 10, 2017 at 12:05 am

    Ikea Cat.

  8. 8.

    Highway Rob

    May 10, 2017 at 12:05 am

    @mskitty:

    technically a liquid

    Unless prematurely awakened, in which case a white-hot nuclear plasma.

  9. 9.

    Suzanne

    May 10, 2017 at 12:07 am

    Kitty porn.

  10. 10.

    Mike in NC

    May 10, 2017 at 12:09 am

    Our 9 month old ragdoll likes to wake up my wife by biting her face. I gave her a little water spray bottle to train him not to, but I’m hardly an expert on training cats.

  11. 11.

    Lizzy L

    May 10, 2017 at 12:09 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Liquid Cat. Same principle as Silly Putty, only alive and with purring.

  12. 12.

    trollhattan

    May 10, 2017 at 12:09 am

    Cat Descending a(n imaginary) Staircase.

  13. 13.

    JGabriel

    May 10, 2017 at 12:12 am

    So, I’m thinking it’s about time for the Trump Error to get its own Deep Throat. I won’t pretend to know who it’s gonna be, but I’ll bet dollars to donuts that the source calls him/herself Littlefinger.

  14. 14.

    cynthia ackerman

    May 10, 2017 at 12:12 am

    My late companion Kilo would do this kind of sprawl under a 300 watt spotlight. I once measured him at 42 inches from front paw to tip of tail. World’s best kitty.

  15. 15.

    Roger Moore

    May 10, 2017 at 12:13 am

    @Corner Stone:
    Cats are natural contortionists. They can bend themselves into shapes that violate the laws of topology and the Pauli exclusion principle.

  16. 16.

    jl

    May 10, 2017 at 12:17 am

    @Corner Stone: Yeah, me neither. I enlarged the pic and got out the magnifying glass. I can’t figure out what the cat is doing.

    Looks like Ms. Rofer, as well as Lady Cracker, encounter inscrutable critter situations.

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 10, 2017 at 12:18 am

    The whole thing frightens me. I am going to go to bed.

  18. 18.

    NotMax

    May 10, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Any term including the word relax in whole or in part has no decent business being in the same sentence with, much less adjacent to, the word exercise.

  19. 19.

    Lyrebird

    May 10, 2017 at 12:42 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: It’s just lack of depth cues… I’d bet a photo from the left side of what we see in this frame would see how suitably stretched out the kitty is, not that its hips are somehow on top of his head.

    Peaceful night to you and all!

  20. 20.

    seaboogie

    May 10, 2017 at 12:42 am

    @jl: Cat at ease at home with her domesticated human servant sprawls on back with left paw tucked into right underpaw pit. Also, cat cannot read, so unaware of the day’s news. Even if she could read, she’d be all: Fed? Check. Comfy bed? Check. I’m good. I’ll let my human know when this situation changes so that she can fix it. World=my oyster, and I am contributing to the greater good by doing whatever I am doing in the moment.

  21. 21.

    eclare

    May 10, 2017 at 12:45 am

    @mskitty: Hahaha…

  22. 22.

    TaMara (HFG)

    May 10, 2017 at 12:53 am

    There are plenty of other threads on which to vent and speculate about the day’s doings, so why not save this one for pleasanter thoughts.

    Oh so young, so naive. LOL Love the kitteh!

  23. 23.

    Oatler.

    May 10, 2017 at 1:04 am

    Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of YEEGODS!

  24. 24.

    Mnemosyne

    May 10, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I just had to shut Charlotte in the bedroom because she decided to tackle poor Annie as she was getting out of the litterbox. No idea why the cats are all worked up tonight, unless they were watching the news before we got home.

  25. 25.

    Big Jim Slade

    May 10, 2017 at 1:07 am

    That’s the way I lie in bed, too.

  26. 26.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    May 10, 2017 at 1:07 am

    Heath Mello loses to incumbent Jean Stothert

  27. 27.

    sharl

    May 10, 2017 at 1:08 am

    Wrapping up South Korean stuff – this time non-political – here’s something from 2012 that delves into the social and cultural background behind the lyrics and video scenes of (Oppa) Gangnam Style by entertainer Park Jae-sang, better known as Psy. I found it interesting, though (as always) YMMV.

    If I recall correctly, Psy’s popularity in the U.S. took a bit hit when some anti-American stuff from him came to light at some point. Whatever; the video is still pretty damn entertaining.

  28. 28.

    cain

    May 10, 2017 at 1:21 am

    @sharl: when that song busted out in the charts, I was actually in Gangnam and was traveling to airport. That’s when I heard it for the first time. I can sort of understand why he makes fun of those people in that district. The girls all seem to dress alike and almost look like. But they shure were cute.

  29. 29.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    May 10, 2017 at 1:28 am

    Just back from seeing Kedi. All the cat people should slink on over and catch this little movie about kitties in the big city (Istanbul). Duman (Smokey) stole my heart.*

    *Rumors that I do not have one to the contrary notwithstanding.

  30. 30.

    efgoldman

    May 10, 2017 at 1:30 am

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD):

    Heath Mello loses to incumbent Jean Stothert

    Another Wilmer endorsement success.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    May 10, 2017 at 1:38 am

    @efgoldman

    Heath Mello sounds like the name of a character created by R. Crumb.

  32. 32.

    Tenar Arha

    May 10, 2017 at 1:38 am

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: that might definitely hit the spot this weekend; thanks for the reminder!

  33. 33.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 1:44 am

    @mskitty: So true!

  34. 34.

    Yutsano

    May 10, 2017 at 1:54 am

    @Suzanne: Obligatory:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBDCq6Q8k2E

  35. 35.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 1:56 am

    @Mnemosyne: My kitties are edgy tonight, too. It took them a long time to settle down (under the covers; back out; under again; back out; meowing from the hallway; startling at the sound of a book being set down on the floor – usually, it’s under the covers, a minute of purring, and then snoozing until they hear the alarm in the morning).

    I wonder if they’re picking up on my worry / stress? The magic of the bag of Temptations treats is what finally calmed them down. I think I need the people equivalent. Hummingbird Cake with butter pecan ice cream would definitely be a contender. Or maybe a hot fudge sundae.

  36. 36.

    Elizabelle

    May 10, 2017 at 1:57 am

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: good movie. I loved Kedi.

  37. 37.

    Elizabelle

    May 10, 2017 at 1:58 am

    @Mel: Hummingbird Cake?

  38. 38.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 2:11 am

    @Elizabelle: It’s ridiculously delicious: cake part contains coconut, crushed pineapple, finely chopped candied pecans, etc., and the frosting is a coconut cream cheese / buttercream concoction.
    We do it as a 4 layer cake for my Dad’s birthday.

    My grt. Grandma used to bake it on my birthday, so it has lots of nostalgic goodness as well as tasty goodness for me. Her line was, “It’s called Hummingbird Cake because it’s sweeter than nectar.”

  39. 39.

    Anne Laurie

    May 10, 2017 at 2:16 am

    @jl:

    I enlarged the pic and got out the magnifying glass. I can’t figure out what the cat is doing.

    Head end of kitty lying prone; tail end of kitty supine; spinal twist in the middle impossible for non-felines to imitate.

    @sharl: I think that’s the article I linked here back in 2012! Fun stuff, regardless…

  40. 40.

    Anne Laurie

    May 10, 2017 at 2:19 am

    @Mel: You wouldn’t be out on the Left Coast like Mnem, would you? Cuz if so… watch out for the tsunami!

  41. 41.

    Mnemosyne

    May 10, 2017 at 2:26 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    More likely an earthquake since we haven’t had a good shaker in a while. I should probably put some sturdy shoes next to the bed tonight just in case …

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    May 10, 2017 at 2:28 am

    @Mel: Yum.

  43. 43.

    amk

    May 10, 2017 at 2:32 am

    @efgoldman: I saw a tweet saying that city has +10% dem edge over rethugs. So, this one is on lazy ass dems. Welcome to the dems world, bernie.

    eta: otoh, it can be also argued that bs does not bring in new voters or even ‘enthuse’ dem voters.

  44. 44.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 2:35 am

    @Anne Laurie: Nope, further east, but we got a deluge here today, and have had a wet, icky couple of months in general. My neighbor was working on his new compost bin (multiple ventilated compartments and lovely cedar woodwork- so nice!) and got caught in the unexpected downpour. Not fun.

    Coracle and bailing bucket, ahoy!

  45. 45.

    Mnemosyne

    May 10, 2017 at 2:37 am

    @Mel:

    I made hummingbird cupcakes for a bake-off one time and came in second — the judge felt they were just a little too sweet.

    Kitty edginess could also have been because G and I both got home late, and he was stressed out because he realized immediately upon submitting a term paper that he’d forgotten to include a required section. He was able to add the section and resubmit it, but he was pretty pissed with himself.

  46. 46.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 2:50 am

    @Mnemosyne: Hummingbird Cake is definitely not for the faint of heart! I’m with you – if it’s a special dessert, it should be DESSERT. Full-on, sweet and yummy!

    Hope your kitties have settled in peacefully now. I really do think mine were picking up on some sort of subtle body language or vocal changes. Perceptive little things!

  47. 47.

    Mel

    May 10, 2017 at 3:17 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Hopefully no earthquake!
    A friend of mine lived in Northridge during the quake in ’94. We were worried sick about her; her parents, my parents, and her friends couldn’t get through b/c of phone line damage. We were frantic. My phone finally rang, and it was my friend, frantic, bruised, and out-of-breath. but
    thankfully okay otherwise. Sirens and chaotic noise in the background. She said, “I’m calling you from a phone booth. I have to be quick, it’s the only one working and lits of people’s phibes are out. Listen, I’m okay; the ceiling caved in, the apartmeny door was crudhed shut, stuff was collapsing, I couldn’t get to the cat carrier, so I grabbed the cat, put him in my pillowcase, and – there’s some people, staring at me, I better let them make their calls,”

    She called later that night from a coworker’s house. It turned out that she had to climb out of her apartment window, onto a steep, cracked tile portico roof, and then shinny 12 feet down a drainpipe with kitty in tow in the pillowcase. She was so focused on getting her kitty and herself safely out of the crumbling building that she didn’t have time to think about anyyhing else. Hence the people staring, since she was still clad in her sleepwear, which apparently consisted of only a Minnie Mouse T-shirt and a pair of rainbow striped toe socks.

  48. 48.

    sharl

    May 10, 2017 at 10:27 am

    @Anne Laurie: I had read about the Psy video “analysis” somewhere when it first came out, but couldn’t remember where (I found it this time by Googling). It was probably your 2012 post where I first learned of it.

    I steal from the best..

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