Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

“Alexa, change the president.”

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

I really should read my own blog.

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  1. 1.

    Barbara

    It was too stressful for me to watch the whole thing. Lily always looks so dainty. A great picture of both of them.

  2. 2.

    Mary G

    @Barbara: You’re right, that is a great picture. Lily is “Daddy! I love you so much,” and Steve’s “Whatever, dude.”

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    efgoldman

    Series shouldn’t have been that close. Anderson saved Ottawa’s ass multiple times.
    I wondered if the Senators weren’t doing a bit of a rope-a-dope: let Pittsburgh stay in their zone, buzz around, take a bazillion shots, Anderson makes the saves, tired Penguins can’t play D, Ottawa comes down for a couple of great chances.

  9. 9.

    John Weiss

    I have had dogs and cats. They will direct your life. Not sayin’ that that’s a bad thing.

  11. 11.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Congratulations to the Pens, although I am sorry for my Canadian friends. They have now gone 24 years without a Stanley Cup for a Canadian team. Would have been nice for them to advance and maybe take it in this 150th anniversary year, but life doesn’t generally go along in such a tidy way.

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    Steve in the ATL

    I was enjoying a deep sleep until my dog started barking his head off loud enough to wake @SiubhanDuinne a couple of miles away.

    House on fire? Burglar coming through the window? Karen Handel dropping off a flyer?

    No, just a herd of deer in the yard. Just like every night, Jasper, now go the fuck to sleep!

  13. 13.

    efgoldman

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I am sorry for my Canadian friends. They have now gone 24 years without a Stanley Cup for a Canadian team. Would have been nice for them to advance

    As i said in the last thread, an Ottawa-Nashville final would have had NBC sports execs jumping out upper floor windows at 30Rock. Few enough people watch hockey as is.

  14. 14.

    guachi

    Gianforte won by seven points. That’s a pathetic showing by Democrats. Gianforte LOST by four just last November.

    The previous open seat margins

    Zinke (R) by 15.0 in 2014
    Daines (R) by 10.6 in 2012
    Rehberg (R) by 5.2 in 2000
    Hill (R) by 11 in 1996

    That’s an average R win of 10.5 in the last 4 open seat elections.

    Gianforte is currently leading by 7.2. That’s a meager 3.3 point swing.

  17. 17.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I was enjoying a deep sleep until my dog started barking his head off loud enough to wake @SiubhanDuinne a couple of miles away.

    Is that what that was?!?

  19. 19.

    efgoldman

    @Major Major Major Major:

    they’re tantalized by the thought of running a young best-selling author

    Hell of an assumption, that the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging flying monkeys “read” anything except comic books, skin mags, and gun-fondler catalogs.

  20. 20.

    Elizabelle

    Lily: not only on your chair, on your laptop too.

    But any day with a Lily (and Steve) sighting is a good one.

  23. 23.

    Walker

    Pens got bailed out by a Kessel dive, Cole. Nashville is a superior version of this Ottawa team, so it should be a tough battle.

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