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Stanley Cup Game 1 Open Thread

by David Anderson|  May 29, 20178:00 pm| 46 Comments

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    May 29, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Well they are playing the Nashville predators, so that’s pretty frightening.

  2. 2.

    PaulWartenberg

    May 29, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Go Bolts.

  3. 3.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    I hope the Pens win in 7. I’ve watched more playoff hockey in the last 2 months than a normal person.

  4. 4.

    Jeffraham Prestonian

    May 29, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    Goooo PREDS!

    C’mon. No one has ever visited Pittsburgh and said, “Y’know, I would mind living here.”

  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    This is a politics free thread. Hockey only.

    Wonder who Trump is rooting for.

    Ooooops.

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    @PaulWartenberg:

    Go Bolts.

    Yeah, I’m still wishing for the Sens.

  7. 7.

    Laura

    May 29, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Go Pens! Hoping for a right quick, but spirited 5 game series.

  8. 8.

    EricNNY

    May 29, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Pens all the way!

  9. 9.

    JCJ

    May 29, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    there was a person who used to comment here with the nym Southern Beale. I recall that she was a Predators fan. In case she checks, Go Preds!

  10. 10.

    David Anderson

    May 29, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    @Jeffraham Prestonian: I ended up in Pittsburgh for eighteen years so I resemble that remark

  11. 11.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: sorry, the correct answer was “Blackhawks”

  12. 12.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    @Jeffraham Prestonian:

    I love living in Pittsburgh. A truly wonderful, beautiful city. And above the Mason Dixon line, a requirement for any place I plan to live. Plus, well…the Pens. Nuff said.

  13. 13.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    @JCJ:

    She’s still around, keeps her own blog going intermittently (I subscribe to it by email, that’s the only reason I know). I think she lurks here, and every now and then looks in long enough to reassure everyone that she’s still alive and kicking, just really busy with life and that.

  14. 14.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Well of course, but the Senators got further this year. And I do have a vast number of Canadian friends, many of whom actually live in Ottawa.

    Naturally, in an ideal world, it would always be the Blackhawks.

  15. 15.

    ThresherK

    May 29, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: SoBe is a Nashvillian (Nashvillite?), and was a Preds fan before they ever won a playoff series, if I recall.

  16. 16.

    Yoda Dog

    May 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    I want one of whatever El Tigre was drinking last night. Dude had quite an evening apparently, judging by that 3am mugshot..

  17. 17.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    @Yoda Dog: he bore a strong resemblance to Homer Simpson in that pic. Bless his heart.

  18. 18.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Fuck. I know little about this team, so I hope that was a fluke.

    Oooo, now a challenge…

  19. 19.

    Brendan in NC

    May 29, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Let’s go Sabres!!!!

  20. 20.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    YES!

  21. 21.

    Corner Stone

    May 29, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    @Yoda Dog: I wonder where the hell he was *driving* at 3am? Dude is a multi-multi-multi-millionaire. You pay that action to come to you, then you pay them more to leave.

  22. 22.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Yup, Nashville for sure, and I am not at all surprised she’s a long-time Predators fan.

  23. 23.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    May 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    @Brendan in NC: Are you from the future? I hope Eichel is smashing playoff records. : )

  24. 24.

    Morzer

    May 29, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    This is a politics free thread. Hockey only.

    Balloon-Juice is so decorous these days. I kinda miss the golden age when the front-page media elite would tell us to go puck ourselves.

  25. 25.

    HinTN

    May 29, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    Nashville can’t hold a candle to Pittsburgh as a city, but by God GO PREDS!

  26. 26.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 29, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    @Yoda Dog: He’s now apparently saying alcohol was not involved, that it was an unexpected reaction to prescription medications.

    Unexpected, huh?

  27. 27.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    Five on three. Now score, damn it.

  28. 28.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Hasn’t he used that excuse before? Or am I thinking of someone else?

    MALKIN SCORES!

  29. 29.

    Corner Stone

    May 29, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    @geg6:

    Five on three. Now score, damn it.

    Ahhh, youth. How many times have I heard that before?

  30. 30.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    LOL!

  31. 31.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    I ate so much I can barely move to yell at my tv.

  32. 32.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 29, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @geg6:

    Hasn’t he used that excuse before?

    I have no idea.

  33. 33.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    YES! Conor Sheary!

  34. 34.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    YES!!!! Benino!

  35. 35.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    @HinTN:

    Nashville can’t hold a candle to Pittsburgh as a city, but by God GO PREDS!

    Having grown up in Memphis, I am inherently anti-Nashville, but Nashville has “In the Round” at the Bluebird Cafe. What does Pittsburgh have to top that?

  36. 36.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    I have no idea what that is. But if it has to do with country music, I don’t want to. Pittsburgh’s worst dive bar would be better than that. We do rock and roll here. And sports. I’ll take the Penguins, Steelers and Pirates over anything Nashville has to offer. And let’s not even talk about which city is more beautiful.

  37. 37.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    May 29, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    The first Pittsburgh goal came about because Crosby got away with blatant interference behind the net, or the puck would have been cleared. The third was goofball luck. If the Preds aren’t going to get the calls or the bounces, this is going to be a short series.

    This is a politics free thread. Hockey only.

    Hockey is life, and life is inherently political. So, no.

  38. 38.

    Breezeblock

    May 29, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Awesome. Nashville goal called back, and the Pengwhines get a 5-3 power play.

    In other words, no need to watch anymore, the NHL is in the sack for the Crysbys.

  39. 39.

    raven

    May 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    It can’t be “Hockey Only” and be an open thread. If you haven’t seen “Eight Days A Week – The Touring Years” do so.

  40. 40.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    @Breezeblock: Yeah that might work if no one had watched the last series. Pens got screwed on almost every call. And still won.

    But whatever makes you feel better, dude.

  41. 41.

    geg6

    May 29, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Fuuuuuuck! Gotta stop it right hee

  42. 42.

    Tinare

    May 29, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Let’s go Pens!

  43. 43.

    p.a.

    May 29, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Anecdote=/= data, but in 40+ years of watching hockey, it seems to me an early 3-0 lead is one of the least stable in the game.

  44. 44.

    Tinare

    May 29, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    It’s not how many shots you take, it’s how many shots go in that matters.

  45. 45.

    efgoldman

    May 29, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @p.a.:

    an early 3-0 lead is one of the least stable in the game.

    I don’t know if that’s actually true, statistically, but the Preds showed huge brass ones in this game. When it was 3-0 they could just as easily have decided it was over and mailed it in. Instead they completely shut Pittsburgh down until almost the end, and took the game over. A good sign for the rest of the series.

  46. 46.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 29, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Nashville totally got jobbed with Subban’s goal being disallowed. I haven’t seen a video that clearly shows Forsberg was offside.

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