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Friday Night News Dump Part Two

by John Cole|  May 26, 20178:09 pm| 202 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece

And then you have this:

The Senate Intelligence Committee, which is investigating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential race, has asked President Trump’s political organization to gather and produce all Russia-related documents, emails and phone records going back to his campaign’s launch in June 2015, according to two people briefed on the request.

The letter from the Senate arrived at Trump’s campaign committee last week and was addressed to the group’s treasurer. Since then, some former staffers have been notified and asked to cooperate, the people said. They were not authorized to speak publicly.

The demand follows a Senate request months earlier for the campaign committee to preserve documents.

I’m warning you right now, when they get in deep shit because they can’t find their emails or they used sketchy servers (because you just know the fucking clueless numpties have no idea where any of this shit is- if they haven’t been destroyed already) I am going to become physically aroused.

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The Friday Evening News Drop Begins

by Cheryl Rofer|  May 26, 20177:12 pm| 194 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes

Russian ambassador told Moscow that Kushner wanted secret communications channel with Kremlin

Ambassador Sergei Kislyak reported to his superiors in Moscow that Kushner, then President-elect Trump’s son-in-law and confidant, made the proposal during a meeting on Dec. 1 or 2 at Trump Tower, according to intercepts of Russian communications that were reviewed by U.S. officials. Kislyak said Kushner suggested using Russian diplomatic facilities in the United States for the communications.

The meeting also was attended by Michael Flynn, Trump’s first national security adviser.

Neither the meeting nor the communications of Americans involved were under U.S. surveillance, officials said.

The Post bolded that last. So the information came from…?

This is kind of stunning. They didn’t want to be surveilled by the Americans, but they were okay with Russian communications? And this was for the campaign.

The entire idea, he [senior intel official] said, “seems extremely naïve or absolutely crazy.”

 

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“Believe in Yourselves”

by Betty Cracker|  May 26, 20174:46 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Hillary Clinton 2016, Open Threads, Politics, Proud to Be A Democrat

Hillary Clinton gave the commencement address at Wellesley today, and she used the occasion to righteously roast Trump’s ass. At one point, referring to her own graduation from that institution, she pointedly mentioned that the class of 1969 was “furious about the past presidential election of a man whose presidency would eventually end in disgrace with his impeachment for obstruction of justice. After firing the person running the investigation into him at the Department of Justice.”

The crowd went wild. Here’s the full speech:

Here’s an excerpt in which Clinton calls out the Republican con in no uncertain terms:

You are graduating at a time when there is a full-fledged assault on truth and reason. Just log on to social media for ten seconds. It will hit you right in the face. People denying science, concocting elaborate, hurtful conspiracies theories about child abuse rings operating out of pizza parlors. Drumming up rampant fear about undocumented immigrants, Muslims, minorities, the poor. Turning neighbor against neighbor and sowing division at a time when we desperately need unity. Some are even denying things we see with our own eyes. Like the size of crowds.

And then defending themselves by talking about “alternative facts.” But this is serious business. Look at the budget that was just proposed in Washington. It is an attack of unimaginable cruelty on the most vulnerable among us, the youngest, the oldest, the poorest, and hardworking people who need a little help to gain or hang on to a decent middle-class life. It grossly underfunds public education, mental health, and efforts even to combat the opioid epidemic. And in reversing our commitment to fight climate change, it puts the future of our nation and our world at risk.

And to top it off, it is shrouded in a trillion-dollar mathematical lie. Let’s call it what it is. It’s a con. They don’t even try to hide it. Why does all this matter? It matters because if our leaders lie about the problems we face, we’ll never solve them. It matters because it undermines confidence in government as a whole which in turn breeds more cynicism and anger. But it also matters because our country, like this college, was founded on the principles of the enlightenment. In particular, the belief that people, you and I, possess the capacity for reason and critical thinking. And that free and open debate is the life blood of a democracy.

Bet she never thought she’d be urging a Wellesley class to use their elite educations to resist the New Dark Ages in 2017! The full transcript is here.

In other Hillary Clinton news, Rebecca Traister’s fascinating piece on Clinton was published in NY Mag today. Here’s a stark warning about the lessons of 2016:

“Whoever comes next, this is not going to end. Republicans learned that if you suppress votes you win … So take me out of the equation as a candidate. You know, I’m not running for anything. Put me into the equation as somebody who has lived the lessons that people who care about this country should probably pay attention to.”

Yep. Also, this will launch a thousand angry tweetstorms from all points on the compass:

There are plenty of people who yearned for Clinton to get mad; during the campaign, an imagined litany of Clinton’s fury entitled “Let Me Remind You Fuckers Who I Am” went viral. “Oh, I am [pissed],” she says. But as a woman in public life, “you can’t be angry for yourself. You just can’t. You can be indignant, you can be annoyed, you can be frustrated, but you can’t be angry … I don’t think anger’s a strategy.”

You mean it’s not a strategy for you, I clarify. “For me, yeah.” She pauses. “But I don’t think it’s a good strategy for most people.”

But this was an election that was, in many ways, about anger. And Trump and Sanders capitalized on that.

“Yes.” Clinton nods. “And I beat both of them.”

Anyhoo, fascinating stuff.

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As you wish

by David Anderson|  May 26, 20173:34 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Responding to Hovercraft:

Could a front pager give us an open thread, this is very interesting, and not the place for normal jackal behavior,so could you please give us a place to play, please.

Please snarl here.

Open thread

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James Comey’s Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  May 26, 20172:36 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

Valued commenter clay posted this CNN article on the previous thread. Let’s keep that thread on oceanography for Boussinesq and mess around with the politics here.

The CNN story continues a Washington Post story that didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me the other day. It still doesn’t make much sense, although this tweet may help:

Comey is what happens when second-order concerns about the perception of legitimacy overtake first-order efforts to do legitimate work.

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) October 29, 2016

So I still haven’t figured it out. And here’s an open thread.

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Experts In Our Midst: Oceanography

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  May 26, 201712:30 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This is the beginning of what I hope is a new feature sharing contributions by our commenters in areas of their expertise. Late last September, Boussinesque reached out to me because his comments were disappearing into the aether. We solved that problem, and in doing so, solved similar issues for others. You can’t ask for a more satisfying resolution!

In chatting with him, I found out about his field of study, and after we talked a bit more in-depth, I asked if he’d like to do a guest post and answer questions. He said yes, and we planned to do it right after the election, while the world was celebrating and returning to normal. And then……

Image from Yahoo

 

So, months later, not so much recovered as resigned, here we are: I present to you, Boussinesque’s Introduction to Oceanography, Part One.

You can ask him questions in the comments, or submit them to me anytime using the Contact a Frontpager form and I’ll forward them to him.

 

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I started a joke

by DougJ|  May 26, 201710:52 am| 434 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

I’ve been thinking about fun topics for Friday posts but haven’t come up with anything too brilliant. A friend posted this on twitter and I thought it would make for a good one:

@evandawson I'l second David Foster Wallace. Also: Thomas Pynchon, Stanley Kubrick (other than "Strangelove"), Bruce Springsteen, ballet, modern dance.

— CentristDisruptor (@DougJBalloon) May 26, 2017

I will specify that while I truly can’t take David Foster Wallace or much of Stanley Kubrick, I only didn’t like Thomas Pynchon as much I hoped to. And I’ll admit there are some Boss songs I can deal with. Just hate his voice and think his songs mostly all sound the same.

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