• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

We will not go back.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Mobile Menu

  • Seattle Meet-up Post
  • 2025 Activism
  • Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • COVID-19
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / Stanley Cup Game 5 Open Thread

Stanley Cup Game 5 Open Thread

by David Anderson|  June 8, 20178:00 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

FacebookTweetEmail

Let’s enjoy tonight’s game and hope that the Penguins can actually generate some cohesive offensive zone time in the face of the Predator’s stifling defense.

No politics.

Open thread

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « Whoa Nellie!
Next Post: Non-Sports / No-Politics Open Thread »

Reader Interactions

31Comments

  1. 1.

    different-church-lady

    June 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    GO WARRIORS!!!

  2. 2.

    japa21

    June 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    Go Preds

  3. 3.

    JCJ

    June 8, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    @japa21:
    Go Milwaukee Admirals Alumni!

  4. 4.

    Jeffro

    June 8, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    GO PREDS!!

    flipping back and forth between this and USA vs Trinidad for the next two hours…

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 8, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    @JCJ: Ha!

  6. 6.

    raven

    June 8, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Rules, in a knife fight????

  7. 7.

    ThresherK

    June 8, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    World Cup qualifier in Colorado: US hosting Trinidad and Tobago, no goals in 20 minutes.

    This is the kind of game the US ought to win easily, regardless of score.

    I say “ought” for a reason.

  8. 8.

    brendancalling

    June 8, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Go Preds!

  9. 9.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Preds showed some signs of life on that PP but no go.

  10. 10.

    Underpaid Propagandist

    June 8, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    This isn’t bad. Having to endure Doc Emrick AND Chico Resch during Devils’ broadcasts were equivalent to 38 Sidney Crosbyesque concussions per broadcast.

    “And the puck ping-pongs! O my!”
    “O my, Doc.”
    “It blathers pinwheels along the ice . . . ”
    “That’s right, Doc. O My!”

  11. 11.

    SFAW

    June 8, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Go Isles! Rangers! Devils! Mets! Knicks! Preds!

  12. 12.

    geg6

    June 8, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    GO PENS! Fuck the crybabies.

  13. 13.

    Mnemosyne

    June 8, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    I have to do laundry tonight because I’m running out of underwear. I will not be watching hockey while I do it, though I may work on my novel a bit.

  14. 14.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Crosby gives Subban an ice facial. Guess he’s sick of the Preds’ cheap shots. Both go off.

  15. 15.

    efgoldman

    June 8, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Well this one’s over
    Rinne only plays well at home, I guess. Weird

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 8, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I will make sure Adam updates the files.

  17. 17.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Malkin scores. 4-on-4 hockey can be so kewl.

  18. 18.

    geg6

    June 8, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    @Bitter Scribe:

    Glad to be seeing them fight back.

  19. 19.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    USA scores and T&T nearly ties 10 seconds later but it’s waved off for offside.

    T&T goalie gets clobbered while making a couple of terrific saves. Still down.

  20. 20.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Preds put in backup goalie and Sheary promptly scores on him. 4-0.

  21. 21.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 8, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    @efgoldman: Apparently each team only plays well at home. If the pattern holds this is going to create a numerical problem at some point for Nashville.

  22. 22.

    geg6

    June 8, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    KESSEL!!!!

  23. 23.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    Kessel scores. Maybe Rinne wasn’t the problem. The Preds have the best d-men in the league, but tonight they’re imitating a bunch of pylons.

  24. 24.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    Can anyone tell me why NBC cares so much that Charles fucking Barkley is hanging around the Preds games?

  25. 25.

    efgoldman

    June 8, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    The problem with letting the boys play is that when the game gets out of hand it really gets out of hand.

  26. 26.

    Narya

    June 8, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    The Pens’ whining and cheap shots are making me root for the preds. Whom I don’t much like.
    OTOH, I loathe Pierre McGuire with the white hot heat of 10,000,000 suns.

  27. 27.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 8, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    @Narya: Personally, I don’t mind McGuire as much as Emrick. Although maybe that’s just because McGuire doesn’t get nearly as much airtime.

  28. 28.

    geg6

    June 8, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @Narya:

    Ha, you must not have watched any of the rest of the series. About time the Pens fight back.

  29. 29.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 8, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    And order has completely broken down.

  30. 30.

    Narya

    June 8, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @geg6: I’ve been watching all of it and I kinda hate both teams, to tell the truth. I would have preferred nearly any other matchup.

    The thing I hate about McGuire is the tongue baths.

  31. 31.

    Jeffro

    June 8, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Back to Nashville!

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - BarcaChicago  - Off the Gunflint Trail/Boundary Waters 8
Image by BarcaChicago (7/11/25)

World Central Kitchen

Donate

Recent Comments

  • Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom on War for Ukraine Day 1,233: Another Day, More Russian War Crimes & Crimes Against Humanity (Jul 12, 2025 @ 2:19am)
  • Geminid on Open Thread: ‘Look, Everyone Dies’ (Jul 12, 2025 @ 2:11am)
  • Msb on Fox News Friday Open Thread (Jul 12, 2025 @ 2:11am)
  • The Republic of Stupidity on Fox News Friday Open Thread (Jul 12, 2025 @ 1:57am)
  • AlaskaReader on War for Ukraine Day 1,233: Another Day, More Russian War Crimes & Crimes Against Humanity (Jul 12, 2025 @ 1:54am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
No Kings Protests June 14 2025

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix

Keeping Track

Legal Challenges (Lawfare)
Republicans Fleeing Town Halls (TPM)
21 Letters (to Borrow or Steal)
Search Donations from a Brand

Feeling Defeated?  If We Give Up, It's Game Over

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!