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Its an Elimination Game Open Thread

by David Anderson|  June 11, 20178:00 pm| 45 Comments

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The Penguins have the chance to close out their second straight Stanley Cup tonight. However the game is in Nashville. Home teams have dominated this series.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    June 11, 2017 at 11:37 am

    A thread for a game that is 8 hours from now?

  2. 2.

    raven

    June 11, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    You could delete that comment if ya want, oh yea, USA V Mexico!!!

  3. 3.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    June 11, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    Go CAVS!!!!!

  4. 4.

    O. Felix Culpa

    June 11, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    There’s hockey in Nashville? Who knew?

  5. 5.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Well, the Preds are at home, so they’ll have a genuine NHL goalie. Apparently when they travel, some Humpty amateur from a police and fire league steals Rinne’s uniform and pads.

  6. 6.

    raven

    June 11, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    There’s a dude dressed as Emiliano Zapata in the crowd at Azteca!

  7. 7.

    ThresherK

    June 11, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    TonyCast, anyone?

    I’m going back and forth. Right now, a song is being sung from a nominated musical set in Newfoundland.

    This is not the South Park movie.

  8. 8.

    PaulWartenberg

    June 11, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Blame Canada.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    June 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    USA
    USA
    USA

  10. 10.

    raven

    June 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    USA USA!!!!

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    June 11, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    I am going to remember this. Mr. Anderson.

  12. 12.

    Elmo

    June 11, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    So my boss and I were in LA Wednesday. He’s from Cleveland. Yuuuuuge Cavs guy. But he’s depressed over the way the series has gone, so he says we aren’t watching the game tonight, I made reservations at this little Asian fusion bistro in Manhattan Beach.

    Great. Reservations are at 7:30. So we meet in the hotel bar at 6:15 or so, figure we’ll have a couple of rounds and head off.

    The game is on the TV at the bar of course. If you watched the game you know what’s next: the Cavs were playing well and had a small but consistent lead. So he’s glued to it, and asks me to tell him when it’s time to leave.

    7 pm. Time to go. No, give it a few minutes. 7:10. 7:20. He says, We’ll leave at halftime ok? (He was super apologetic, but I really didn’t mind)

    So we leave at halftime. But we must have picked the only Asian fusion bistro in Southern California that had a TV behind the bar! We ended up sitting at the bar for dinner and watching the game, which the Cavs lost in the last minute after being up by 7 in the fourth quarter.

    Not a fun time!

  13. 13.

    raven

    June 11, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    @Elmo: Little Sister?

  14. 14.

    ruemara

    June 11, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    I’m watching the US vs Mexico game as I make the weekly food and prep for at least an hour on this video project due next weekend. I don’t exactly weekend correct.

  15. 15.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @efgoldman: It is amazing that each team can only play well at home in this series. Based on which team gets more games at home, this does not favor Nashville.

  16. 16.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It is amazing that each team can only play well at home in this series

    It’s amazing that Rinne turns into runny Jello in Pittsburgh.
    Bruins’ Rask used to have the same problem in Montreal.

  17. 17.

    Mike J

    June 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Cool. I don’t watch CBS Sunday morning because its generally on opposite football or F1, but kinda neat to see a particular boat on the end of the dock in one of their stories.

    Looks like this one.

  18. 18.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Sissons got HOSED out of a goal. That idiot ref blew the whistle WAY too early.

  19. 19.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    @efgoldman: Murray didn’t do so well in games 3 and 4 at Nashville either.

  20. 20.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    Both sides playing VERY dangerously in their own defensive ends.

  21. 21.

    James Powell

    June 11, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Agree, they look tired, sloppy.

    That disallowed goal is going to loom large, I’m afraid.

  22. 22.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @efgoldman: @James Powell: Also, the ice started bad and has gotten worse.

  23. 23.

    Mike J

    June 11, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The ponds in Nashville have usually started to thaw by now.

  24. 24.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    @Mike J: They manage to do excellent ice in Tampa through to the Cup final. They should be able to do it in Nashville too.

  25. 25.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 11, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Pens seem to be having a lot of problems with their line changes.

  26. 26.

    JCJ

    June 11, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    I’ll take the point. It would have been great if Pulisic could have scored on that shot that went wide.

  27. 27.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    They manage to do excellent ice in Tampa through to the Cup final.

    I’m old enough to remember when the old Boston Garden had no a/c. Finals on hot, humid May and June nights could be… interesting.
    One night vs Edmonton the ice was covered with two feet of fog. Nobody could see the puck. They had to have both teams skate around in circles to disperse it.
    I don’t remember if that was the same night (but pretty sure it was the same series) that a circuit board blew out from the strain, AND the game went to triple OT. Ended after 200am.

  28. 28.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 11, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    There’s not going to be any paint left on the goalposts at this rate.

  29. 29.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @efgoldman: I watched that game on cable. From Tampa.

  30. 30.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    @Bitter Scribe: The boards in Nashville produce very weird bounces.

  31. 31.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @Bitter Scribe: @Adam L Silverman: Case in point.

  32. 32.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 11, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Man, what IS it with these fucking morons throwing catfish on the ice?

  33. 33.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Shit

  34. 34.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    And that is the end of that.

  35. 35.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Fucking Penguins. Only thing worse would be Montreal.

  36. 36.

    Seanly

    June 11, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    what a great game! I used to live near Pittsburgh right around the time when I got into watching sports. Still a Steelers fan and definitely rooting for the Penguins.

  37. 37.

    japa21

    June 11, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @efgoldman: Nothing is worse. The refs were on the Pens side the whole series.

  38. 38.

    geg6

    June 11, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!!!

  39. 39.

    David Anderson

    June 11, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Hope the refs have good security

  40. 40.

    efgoldman

    June 11, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @japa21: @David Anderson:

    The refs were on the Pens side the whole series.

    I hate the Pens, but they were clearly the better team.
    The zebras didn’t turn Rinne into a sieve when he played in Pittsburgh.

  41. 41.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    June 11, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I don’t remember if that was the same night (but pretty sure it was the same series) that a circuit board blew out from the strain,

    That was in 1988. The 4th game of the series. It had to be moved to Edmonton to finish. The Oilers closed out the Bruins in that game to win their 4th Stanley Cup. Shortly thereafter, Wayne Gretzky was traded to Los Angeles in a trade that stunned the hockey world.

  42. 42.

    rikyrah

    June 11, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    Congratulations Penguins???

  43. 43.

    Barbara

    June 11, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    @RobertDSC-Mac Mini: He asked to be traded as I recall. This was definitely the best game of the series. Murray stepped it up and Pittsburgh really looked faster than Nashville in fights for the puck.

  44. 44.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    June 11, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    My conclusion is that the Penguins were just too lazy to play overtime for this.

  45. 45.

    2liberal

    June 12, 2017 at 8:43 am

    who cares? when does soccer season start?

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