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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Venality / Quick Thoughts after Reading the GOP “Health Care” Bill

Quick Thoughts after Reading the GOP “Health Care” Bill

by John Cole|  June 23, 20172:25 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Republican Venality, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Assholes, Outrage

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I can’t believe more people aren’t talking about the last page of the Senate bill:

Assholes.

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  1. 1.

    ChrisH

    June 23, 2017 at 2:32 am

    I’m going to use this joke somewhere

  2. 2.

    TenguPhule

    June 23, 2017 at 2:49 am

    We have a fucking useless media.

    If they spent 1/10th of the time they’d wasted on Hillary’s emails to repeatedly keep shouting this fucking bill is an abomination that will kill people, the Republicans would be fucking cowering in their shells from the blowback.

    Fuckers are distracted by shiny objects, Look, a Pelosi Squirrel!

    When the rightwing violence turns on the media again, fuck them. They contributed to this fucking mess with eyes wide open.

    Sorry Ben, we couldn’t keep this fucking Republic.

  3. 3.

    burnspbesq

    June 23, 2017 at 3:52 am

    If nothing else kills the individual market, that surely will.

  4. 4.

    Morzer

    June 23, 2017 at 3:57 am

    Well, seems to me that this murderous turd of a bill is effectively a declaration of war on the good ol’ US of A. I can’t see what else you can call a measure which will kill, bankrupt or destroy the citizens of a country.

  5. 5.

    BlueDWarrior

    June 23, 2017 at 3:59 am

    @TenguPhule: because we allowed ourselves in the post-war era to believe the mythology of the nonpartisan newsman who only reported facts and held the powerful to account. Since the end of the Cold War, we had relearn the media is only as good as its ownership; and media ownership in this country worships at the altar of Mammon.

  6. 6.

    Ruckus

    June 23, 2017 at 4:13 am

    @Morzer:
    Someone said it is the current day Fort Sumter. Apropos, they are firing on the federal government. We just happen to be in the line of fire. As the walls of the fort.

  7. 7.

    Morzer

    June 23, 2017 at 4:22 am

    @Ruckus:

    Well, it’s either destroy the GOP or watch them steal the country out from under us. I don’t see any point in negotiating with fiscal terrorists, so…

  8. 8.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 4:25 am

    I am calling my Senators in Virginia to thank them (Kaine and Warner), and calling North Carolina (still hold a driver’s license from there) to excoriate Burr and Tillis.

    It’s appalling to be watching this from abroad. Cannot imagine the despair of watching it from the US. We are better than this, and we will win the war, although who knows how this battle will go.

    @BlueDWarrior: I am all for breaking up Big Media and tearing down Fox News. They hide behind the First Amendment, while they reduce the ability of others to speak freely. Propaganda is literally killing this country.

  9. 9.

    Eljai

    June 23, 2017 at 4:27 am

    I was thinking how maybe a Democratic win in GA-6 might have been more sobering to the GOP. But now I don’t think it would have made a difference. The way republicans are going about this shows me they know they have a short window of opportunity, but they don’t care. They have a lot of hubris and hubris has brought down many who thought they were invincible. So, even though I was in a morose mood today, I refuse to give up. I’m going to keep fighting for the soul of this country, as long as it takes.

  10. 10.

    BlueDWarrior

    June 23, 2017 at 4:33 am

    @Elizabelle: you are right, but busting the media trusts shouldn’t be our only target. Unchecked mergers and acquisitions are strangling our capitalist system to death, for it to be replaced by an overt oligopoly.

  11. 11.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 4:40 am

    Getting things ready here for my Milky Way shoot tomorrow night. Trying to schedule the pups feeding and when I need to get on the road and figuring out what I need to take. It should be an interesting adventure. I’m also thinking of going into DTLA to take some pics, or the Huntington, or maybe get my tat finished.

  12. 12.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 4:41 am

    @BlueDWarrior: Yes. Regulated capitalism is safest. Plutocrats and their employees in Congress have been taking off the brakes, and I hope it destroys them first.

    It breaks my heart to see the fucking Quisling Republicans tearing down Obama’s signature act. This is going to affect me and everyone else who does not have employer-sponsored healthcare, and even then, those with insurance through their jobs will see a lot more expense, less coverage, and the pain and suffering of their family and associates without insurance.

    I hope we see months of marching — even angry marching — in the streets. I am ready to throw something.

    Also, can you imagine how Congressional and Senate Democrats feel? And they are smart, so I hope they have some good moves up their sleeves.

    Mitch McConnell is an ugly and destructive man. I hope his time remaining on earth is very short.

  13. 13.

    Bruce K

    June 23, 2017 at 4:43 am

    Mr. Cole, I don’t think your last word in this post is quite approporiate. It’s not nearly strong enough.

    Unfortunately, I don’t know what words would be strong enough. Or that any such words could be spoken without ripping open a hole in the universe.

  14. 14.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 4:44 am

    @Elizabelle: Or you may see a push in the states to ‘go it alone’ on health care, California is already considering their own single payer plan.

  15. 15.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 4:57 am

    @Elizabelle:

    It breaks my heart to see the fucking Quisling Republicans tearing down Obama’s signature act.

    History will not be kind to them. Not that it matters to any of us. We’ll all be dead.

  16. 16.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 5:04 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    California is already considering their own single payer plan.

    Fat lot of good that will do me. (not saying that to be…. mean? just a simple statement of fact)

  17. 17.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 5:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: If it works, other states might decide to emulate. Then again Missy.

  18. 18.

    TenguPhule

    June 23, 2017 at 5:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Not that it matters to any of us. We’ll all be dead.

    Mind how you go.

    Everyone dies. Not everyone gets a chance to die well.

  19. 19.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 5:11 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I am looking at relocating to California (lived there before and loved it), although plotting to move to Spain permanently, if I am able to manage that. I have had enough of the sociopathy on full display in the USA. This is not the country I grew up in.

  20. 20.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 5:12 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The Republican geniuses here in Misery have decided to emulate the great successes their compatriots have had in…. Kansas. I shit you not.

  21. 21.

    BlueDWarrior

    June 23, 2017 at 5:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: They labor under the delusion that what they did worked, or at least would have worked if not for all those damn phantom liberals constantly tearing out the gears of the great Kansas Economic engine.

    They see liberal gremlins everywhere, tearing at everything, making their girls little lesbian feminists, making their boys weak, effeminate beta-males, super-charging black and brown criminals-to-be to the point where it takes 50 bullets to ‘pacify’ them. All the little gremlins dance around in their minds, taunting them, teasing them, telling them their world is crashing down all around them.

    So they will beat those gremlins back, oh yes they will. They will PURGE this land of all the evil liberals and other un-conformists who won’t labor under the same madness they do.

    The only question is, will it stay within the realm of politics and rhetoric, or will they feel like the gremlins can only be destroyed by more… permanent means.

  22. 22.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 5:23 am

    @TenguPhule: With all due respect, my own opinion is it doesn’t matter how one dies, what matters is how one lives.

  23. 23.

    Patricia Kayden

    June 23, 2017 at 5:43 am

    @TenguPhule: True but this is the media which attended a “press conference” at which no video or audio was allowed. Spineless chum when it comes to Republicans but hardcore and aggressive when it comes to Democrats.

  24. 24.

    ThresherK

    June 23, 2017 at 5:43 am

    @Eljai: Ossoff winning in GA-6 would not have changed them. Moral event horizon, yo.

  25. 25.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 5:56 am

    You guys, you need to be in the streets. Now. No more whining on Facebook and sending unflattering pictures of Trump. That does not do shit. Frankly, it’s demoralizing.

    Talk to your friends and allies, and be out there in the streets and parks, with signs. Give the media something to cover. We have to stop TrumpCare, or at least scare the least safe of the malicious Republicans out of voting for it.

    Easy for me to say from Spain, I know, but this is taking off like a rocket to disaster. Don’t wait for an organized march. Just go. Take your kids and teenagers. Get people to honk support at you. Put up signs with the local Senators’ and congresscritter’s phone number on them — big enough to photograph by cell phone so those driving or walking by know who to call.

    Get out there. The lives and prospects of people you love depends on it. Republicans do not care about you. They want a tax cut, and are willing to gut your health insurance to get it. Stop them. We are the only major democracy with such shit-tastic health care access and affordability, and now they’re destroying what President Obama and the Democrats built, to deliver for average Americans. We have to stop them. Sometimes you cannot rebuild what has been destroyed.

  26. 26.

    Patricia Kayden

    June 23, 2017 at 6:02 am

    @Elizabelle: Public demonstrations are fine but again, Republicans are going to enact their pro-1% agenda now that they are in full control of Congress. Those are just the facts. No way are they going to let this opportunity pass them by.

    But I hope we are calling our Senators and giving them an earful — especially those who live in red states. That’s the least we can do.

  27. 27.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 6:07 am

    @Patricia Kayden: Maybe they will, but I think we should give the media a HUGE visual to go along with it. I saw CNN footage of disabled protestors in wheelchairs being removed from a Capitol Hill protest — gently, by our wonderful and well-trained Capitol police.

    Full court press. No time for cynicism. They’re counting on it. They’re tearing down and reversing everything they can that Obama and Democrats built. We can cry and wail later, but we’ve got a few short weeks to agitate now.

    This sickens me. It will hurt and sicken others, literally.

  28. 28.

    Amusing Ourselves to Death

    June 23, 2017 at 6:21 am

    Whiners. The lot of you. Should have quit when I told you to and saved yourselves the pain. There is plenty of it coming and it will last forever. Bernie never cared about you no one cares about you. Because you are losers.

  29. 29.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 6:27 am

    I see the commenter above me has a thing for pie.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 6:41 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: He’s just a whiner and a loser who gets on the internet for the sole purpose of inflating his ant sized life with the superiority of a cockroach.

  31. 31.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 23, 2017 at 6:46 am

    The (bus) drivers in the western city of Nantes had asked to be allowed to dress more casually as temperatures reached 38C (100F) in Europe causing weather alerts across France. When the request was refused, six of the men decided to protest against what they claimed were unacceptable working conditions and donned skirts.
    “We asked to be able to wear clothing suitable for the high temperatures, but were told we couldn’t wear shorts. Because skirts are authorised, we are wearing them,” Didier Sauvetre, a driver and union representative told the local paper Press Ocean.

    Heh.

  32. 32.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 6:48 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I love it. LOL.

  33. 33.

    kindness

    June 23, 2017 at 6:53 am

    I don’t get why we aren’t hearing from the Republican man/woman on the street thing. We only see Democrats protesting this. How in the world could Republicans who will get crushed by the results of this love this junk?

    Tribalism gone mad I tell ya.

  34. 34.

    kindness

    June 23, 2017 at 7:00 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: There’s no way California gets Single Payer. We’d have to get too many Federal departments to agree to sign over their money to support it. As those departments are now run by Republicans, it’ll never happen unless we change the definition of single payer to shoveling more tax money up to millionaires.

  35. 35.

    Amir Khalid

    June 23, 2017 at 7:04 am

    Off topic (sorry) but per CNN, Reuters is reporting that Qatar has been handed a 13-point ultimatum from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Egypt, and Bahrain demanding, among other things, that Qatar:
    — shut down A-Jazeera and its affiliates
    — pay reparations (amount not stated) for the damage done by Qatari foreign policy
    — close a Turkish military base in its territory
    — reduce its relationship with Iran
    — announce and to relations with terrorist, ideological and sectarian organizations including the Muslim Brotherhood, Islamic State, al Qaeda, and Hezbollah

  36. 36.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 7:06 am

    @kindness: You could if you carve out the existing Federal portions, leave Medicare and VA as is. Also I didn’t say we are doing it, I said considering it.

    ETA: I do agree it would be a heavy lift, but the Feds current position may make it more likely.

  37. 37.

    debbie

    June 23, 2017 at 7:06 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Have the Saudis offered to pay for the damage done by their foreign policy?

  38. 38.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 23, 2017 at 7:07 am

    @Amir Khalid: Don’t think that dog’ll hunt.

  39. 39.

    Patricia Kayden

    June 23, 2017 at 7:12 am

    @Amir Khalid: What does Al Jazeera have to do with terrorism? I’ve never heard of Turkey being a hotbed of terrorism so why should Qatar have to shut down its base? This doesn’t sound like an attempt to fight terrorism by Saudi Arabia which is itself a hotbed of terrorists. The vast majority of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi Arabians. We haven’t forgotten that.

  40. 40.

    Tokyokie

    June 23, 2017 at 7:36 am

    @Elizabelle: I hope his remaining time on Earth is long and extraordinarily painful.

  41. 41.

    Amir Khalid

    June 23, 2017 at 7:40 am

    Agreed on all points. This is a ransom demand, not a call for justice. Quite a few Arab nations, not just these four, have long wanted Al-Jazeera shut down because of its inflammatory tendency to report stories that make them look bad.

    “announce and to relations” in my comment should have been “announce an end to relations”, but I noticed it too late to edit.

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    June 23, 2017 at 8:14 am

    @Tokyokie: But not in power. McConnell is skilled at doing the bad he does.

  43. 43.

    tobie

    June 23, 2017 at 8:40 am

    @Elizabelle: I agree we need to fight on all fronts. Calls to Senators, letters to the editor, and, yes, protests.

  44. 44.

    Ksmiami

    June 23, 2017 at 8:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: the GOP first. They’ve basically declared genocide against the USA – I say we fight

  45. 45.

    kindness

    June 23, 2017 at 10:24 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: See and my point was California would need Federal cooperation to enact Single Payer. That isn’t going to happen under any circumstances until a Democrat is sitting in the White House. Wishes don’t get results. Now I think Single Payer is the way to go but I’m not going to act as if there is a chance to get it under the circumstances we have now. And in all honesty, Single Payer would put me out of a job. I work for Kaiser. Honestly when one considers the lay of things right now far too much money is caught up in the many HMOs & Insurance Companies for them to be written off the script entirely. It just won’t happen at a legislative level because lobbying money means more to politicians than votes at the ballot box.

  46. 46.

    Bokonon

    June 23, 2017 at 10:28 am

    @Eljai:

    I was thinking how maybe a Democratic win in GA-6 might have been more sobering to the GOP. But now I don’t think it would have made a difference. The way republicans are going about this shows me they know they have a short window of opportunity, but they don’t care. They have a lot of hubris and hubris has brought down many who thought they were invincible. So, even though I was in a morose mood today, I refuse to give up. I’m going to keep fighting for the soul of this country, as long as it takes.

    The race in GA-6 shows how the GOP intends to weather out the storms that will hit after they pass this legislation. Namely … they will rely on their fortress districts in the House of Representatives, dump massive sums of dark money into the House and Senarate races where the Democrats raise a credible challenger, and then run on cultural issues and distractions to keep their own party base in line. They believe whatever price they pay will be survivable (and based on past history, the GOP really hasn’t gotten punished by voters for things like government shutdowns and the like … so they are rolling the dice).

    Depressing, isn’t it?

  47. 47.

    Mnemosyne

    June 23, 2017 at 10:55 am

    @kindness:

    And in all honesty, Single Payer would put me out of a job. I work for Kaiser.

    Not necessarily. Remember, we’re talking about Single Payer, not Single Provider. Since Kaiser is supposed to be a nonprofit, you guys are probably in the best position to adapt to getting your payments directly from the state instead of from multiple parties. You’d probably lose folks in your billing department, but you shouldn’t lose clinicians.

  48. 48.

    JR in WV

    June 23, 2017 at 11:32 am

    @Patricia Kayden:

    The vast majority of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi Arabians. We haven’t forgotten that.

    Yes, and the whole conspiracy was led by a Saudi millionaire. But no one remembers that. They forgot when they were told Saddam must go.

  49. 49.

    kindness

    June 23, 2017 at 11:40 am

    @Mnemosyne: Kaiser is a Not for Profit operation, not a Non-profit operation. The distinction is that any profits generated have to be plowed back into the company. And don’t worry about me. I’m close enough to retirement that much of what is being proposed won’t really effect me unless Paul Ryan gets his biggest fapping dream of killing MediCare & Social Security.

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