Last day of Pride month. Don't forget to draw a rainbow on your doorpost before sundown so Mike Pence passes over your house.
— OhNoSheTwitnt ?????? (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 30, 2017
And while you’re at it, thank all the gods and your parents that you’re smart enough to understand towels:
…DudeRobe isn’t just a robe, though there is one of those. It’s an entire lineup of towel-lined loungewear—from robes and hoodies to shorts and pants—designed for bros. Because apparently normal robes are just too ladylike for true dudes. No, seriously: The brand’s Kickstarter ad actually says, point blank, “Bathrobes are too girly.” Wow….
And yet, almost five hundred aspiring idiots signed up for this on Kickstarter. What percentage do you wanna bet have used the phrase ‘No homo’ un-ironically?