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Proof of Life

by John Cole|  July 7, 20179:57 am| 39 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 7, 2017 at 9:58 am

    So you fed Steve and can still type. Good.

  2. 2.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Alright! Another day that Cole didn’t get eated by a cat, another day we have this wonderful blog! Although I’m sure the community could pony up to pay for the server if he were to get eated by a cat.

  3. 3.

    ET

    July 7, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Whew. Thought you might have been a goner.

  4. 4.

    Bobby Thomson

    July 7, 2017 at 10:03 am

    I’m not convinced this isn’t a bot. We need puppy pix with today’s newspaper.

  5. 5.

    satby

    July 7, 2017 at 10:04 am

    Manilow?!?

  6. 6.

    Ken

    July 7, 2017 at 10:06 am

    I’ll need to see more than a Barry Manilow embed with no text before I’ll believe it. Steve might have jumped on the keyboard and triggered the post – or maybe he learned to type after eating Cole’s brain. Zombies do that now, why not cats?

  7. 7.

    debit

    July 7, 2017 at 10:07 am

    I played the video he posted below and Julian went nuts trying to find the “new” cat. I may have done it a few times.

  8. 8.

    Laura

    July 7, 2017 at 10:09 am

    So Big Kiki spared you . . . . this time.
    Here’s hoping you’ve learned an important lesson about provisioning so this doesn’t happen again.

    That fancy new trunk could probably hold enough fancy specialty slim chow and cans of pumpkin to avoid any future breakfast unpleasantness.

    Just sayin’

  9. 9.

    Kay Eye

    July 7, 2017 at 10:11 am

    @satby: Never apologize for playing the music you like. Not even Barry Manilow and not even The Carpenters.

  10. 10.

    rikyrah

    July 7, 2017 at 10:11 am

    Glad that all is well at Casa Cole.

    Don’t run out of his food again, Cole. Period.

    We like having you around :)

  11. 11.

    The Moar You Know

    July 7, 2017 at 10:18 am

    Still have both your hands? Yeah? He wasn’t that mad.

  12. 12.

    randy khan

    July 7, 2017 at 10:22 am

    He’s just waiting to get you later.

  13. 13.

    JPL

    July 7, 2017 at 10:23 am

    The Russians hacked his computer, and everyone is talking about it.

  14. 14.

    Big Ole Hound

    July 7, 2017 at 10:23 am

    So he was on a 2 hour diet….well done big guy.

  15. 15.

    Baquist

    July 7, 2017 at 10:37 am

    Steve does not play. You need to be more careful, John…… If he ever could pull off a plot you truly are a goner.

  16. 16.

    SWMBO

    July 7, 2017 at 10:38 am

    A friend of mine sent me this website that evaluates pet food and treats.

    http://www.cleanlabelproject.org/product-ratings/pet-food/

    She was feeding one of the worst to her dog and it was causing kidney failure.

  17. 17.

    germy

    July 7, 2017 at 10:47 am

    My wife bought me some black and dark blue tee-shirts. As is the fashion with these newer shirts, it’s difficult to tell the front of the shirts from the back, because the brand labels are printed in fine letters on the shirts, rather than on a tag.

    I can now tell immediately which is the front of the shirt, because of the cat claw holes.

  18. 18.

    debit

    July 7, 2017 at 10:47 am

    @SWMBO: Really informative, thanks!

  19. 19.

    Nicole

    July 7, 2017 at 10:48 am

    A little context next time, please? I thought Manilow had died and you were making a comment on the current state of the world with your song choice.

    Also, can I just say that I love that one of Manilow’s signature songs is “I Write the Songs,” a song he did not, in fact, write? Manilow was meta before meta was.

    And I never judge other people’s musical taste because I had both of Asia’s first two albums on LP.

  20. 20.

    Amir Khalid

    July 7, 2017 at 10:52 am

    @Kay Eye:
    Karen Carpenter’s singing voice was legendary, and the Carpenters’ music is worth listening to for that alone. As a drummer, she also had the chops to impress the jazz legend Buddy Rich, and she could have been a legend on that instrument too; but her brother Richard decided he needed her at the front of the stage, rather than sat at a drum kit at the back.

  21. 21.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 7, 2017 at 10:54 am

    @SWMBO: woohoo, I give Samwise a 5-star food!

    @Nicole: meta has been a thing since, like, Aristophanes.

  22. 22.

    ET

    July 7, 2017 at 11:01 am

    You know, after reading the comments I got paranoid. You may need to do more to reassure the horde.

  23. 23.

    PaulWartenberg

    July 7, 2017 at 11:01 am

    this is not proof. for all we know Steve killed him, ate his brains, and learned how to Intertube.

  24. 24.

    Nicole

    July 7, 2017 at 11:01 am

    @Kay Eye: I think the Carpenters are great, actually. There was a really good tribute album out in the early 1990s, If I Were a Carpenter and I remember one of the reviews of it mentioned how it really did remind you what a great producer/arranger Richard Carpenter was- it wasn’t all Karen’s golden throat. Sonic Youth’s cover of “Superstar” on it was AWESOME.

  25. 25.

    Nicole

    July 7, 2017 at 11:03 am

    @Major Major Major Major: @Nicole: meta has been a thing since, like, Aristophanes.

    Yeah, but do people do his stuff on karaoke? They do not.

  26. 26.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    July 7, 2017 at 11:05 am

    I think he really needed to go with that little ditty from the end of the Poseidon Adventure.

    “The Morning After” captures the mood appropriately, and Maureen McGovern has a lovely voice.

  27. 27.

    Mnemosyne

    July 7, 2017 at 11:09 am

    @SWMBO:

    It took me a few minutes to figure out how the exact same line of food from the exact same company could simultaneously be on the “best” and “worst” lists. It’s the heavy metals in fish.

  28. 28.

    MazeDancer

    July 7, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Highly rec Chewy. com for pet food. They have good selection – including special diet foods – excellent prices, and free shipping that usually arrives the next day. Staying supplied with cat food, treats, and litter is now just easy clicking, not a chore.

  29. 29.

    Denali

    July 7, 2017 at 11:20 am

    Fake post. Just about everything is fake now.

  30. 30.

    Baquist

    July 7, 2017 at 11:27 am

    @SWMBO:
    Thanks for this. Just found out I have to change the little rat’s dog food back to what we used to give him – 5 stars compared to the current kibble’s 3 stars.

  31. 31.

    Miss Bianca

    July 7, 2017 at 11:30 am

    @MazeDancer: I get my Glycoflex supplements from them and they are great! I may have to check out some of these cleanlabel foods and see if they have them!

  32. 32.

    Karen

    July 7, 2017 at 11:32 am

    @debit: Ginger did the same thing, only played it once; thought she would go through screen to get outside

  33. 33.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    July 7, 2017 at 11:40 am

    We need proof of life for the pups. Reassure us that Steve didn’t eat them in his deprivation.

  34. 34.

    Laura

    July 7, 2017 at 11:40 am

    @Amir Khalid: Perfect pitch is amazing and her tone was liquid [email protected]Nicole: we love that recording too! Agree that Richard was a good arranger, but jeez, what a pillburt.

  35. 35.

    rikyrah

    July 7, 2017 at 11:42 am

    @satby:

    Manilow?!?

    Yeah…Manilow :)

  36. 36.

    Jane2

    July 7, 2017 at 11:50 am

    @debit: That’s funny – I was in bed when I played it, and poor Izzy the cat thought it was a home invasion.

  37. 37.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    July 7, 2017 at 11:56 am

    @SWMBO: I’ve been using dogfoodadvisor.com. Both show I and Love and You to be excellent, which I found surprising given that I can buy it in a supermarket. Iggy and Muppet like it, though, and it’s easy to find, so I’m not complaining.

  38. 38.

    SenyorDave

    July 7, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl…

    Always thought there was the possibility of a pretty entertaining musical to be made based on that song.

  39. 39.

    Tehanu

    July 8, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    In the 1970s we saw Bette Midler at the Hollywood Bowl. About halfway thru, she took a break, announcing that her music director was going to sing a couple of his very own songs while she was off. I listened to both, then turned to my husband and said, “This guy will never make it in show biz. He has no talent.”

    Of course, it was Barry Manilow — so I was half right! YMMV, I guess.

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