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Gratuitous Music Open Thread

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  July 17, 20178:08 pm| 15 Comments

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Because caipirinhas in Brazil.

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15Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    July 17, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Hello, SPT.

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 17, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    G’day.

  3. 3.

    JPL

    July 17, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    ot since I can’t think of an appropriate song for this, but I’m sure Baud can

    https://cmgajcluckovich.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/lk071817_color.jpg

  4. 4.

    Baud

    July 17, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    @JPL: If a house falls on her, I’ve got the perfect song.

  5. 5.

    danielx

    July 17, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    @Baud:

    We can only hope.

  6. 6.

    Central Planning

    July 17, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Has redshift checked in? Curious how his procedure went.

  7. 7.

    Mike J

    July 17, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    @Baud: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BCUWopQQ4

  8. 8.

    Sarah, Proud and Tall

    July 17, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Hello lovelies. I hope you are all well.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    July 17, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall: I’m lovely. All I am is lovely.

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    July 17, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    @Central Planning: Yes, he checked in with good news – he was out of surgery and about to nap while still on happy pills. Biopsy results in a week or so.

  11. 11.

    Uncle Omar

    July 17, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    National news story…people over 65 are the most gullible age group for telephone scammers and are the most likely to fall for the scam. Real news…Republican operatives have known this for generations.

  12. 12.

    Central Planning

    July 17, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: great! Thanks. Having been through the same thing, it’s good to know someone else also had apparent good luck.

  13. 13.

    A Ghost to Most

    July 17, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Two more Senate Republicans announced that they will vote against the Senate’s health care bill. Republican Senators Mike Lee and Jerry Moran will vote against the bill, joining colleagues Susan Collins and Rand Paul. Their votes are enough to kill the bill in its current form. “This closed-door process has yielded the [bill], which fails to repeal the Affordable Care Act or address healthcare’s rising costs,” Moran said in a Monday night statement. “For the same reasons I could not support the previous version of this bill, I cannot support this one.”


    Daily beast

  14. 14.

    danielx

    July 17, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    @Uncle Omar:

    Probably a safe bet that this is the profile for Jay Sekulow’s charity contributors. Oh yeah, white, over 65, and Christian.

  15. 15.

    Laura

    July 17, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thanks for the repeat! Fingers crossed for good news from the biopsy.

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