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Spicey Out

by John Cole|  July 21, 201712:19 pm| 377 Comments

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I'm in a little diner in the middle of PA ony way to visit ABC, and ACTION NEWS on the tv set tells me that Spicer has resigned and an internet troll is now running the WH comms shop.

*** UPDATE ***

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FISH SANDWICH!

The butter knife is for reference. Apparently I am eating Moby Dick for lunch.

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  1. 1.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    SNL will have to sue.

  2. 2.

    eric

    July 21, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    ask any lawyer and you will learn that for any business enterprise, the three most dangerous words in the english language are “disgruntled former employee”

  3. 3.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Whoever could have guessed that we would end up regarding Spicer as one of the (relatively) good ones.

    Melissa McCarthy has a sad.

    And maybe Pope Francis will give him an audience, and instruct him on the perils of moral turpitude. (Derpitude; it’s all the Trump administration provides.)

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    July 21, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    the WH comma shop

    Who’s in charge of the semicolons?

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    @eric: Please, may that be the case. “Disgruntled former employee.” With public relations skills, if not a reputation for veracity …

  6. 6.

    PaulWartenberg

    July 21, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    FLY AWAY, SPICEY, BE FREE

  7. 7.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    One pants-wetting liar exits, another enters. Send in the clowns.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) July 21, 2017

  8. 8.

    eric

    July 21, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    @Elizabelle: and who knows the name of every reporter in DC because that was his job…….and the two most dangerous words in DC: “anonymous source”….Spicer is a thermonuclear bomb

  9. 9.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Spicer objected to the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci as director of communications. Trump appointed Scaramucci this morning, over Reince Priebus’s objections as well. Scaramucci is a financier but has been appearing on tv supporting Trump, which Trump likes. Not clear he knows anything about comms. Alumnus of Goldman Sachs.

    Spicer has put up with a lot. Why does he object so strongly to Scaramucci?

  10. 10.

    low-tech cyclist

    July 21, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Like I’ve been saying, if the White House staff isn’t happy with their lot, nobody’s holding a gun to their heads and forcing them to stay.

    Guess he’ll have to find new shrubbery to hide in. Ni!

  11. 11.

    Anonymous At Work

    July 21, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    Wow. That’s a fish sandwich. But did they have to melt American “cheese” slices on it?

  12. 12.

    Tom Levenson

    July 21, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    @dmsilev: The full colons are led by Mister Bannon.

  13. 13.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    That’s a big fish sandwich.

  14. 14.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 21, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    @LAO: Dingell is awesome on the Twitters.

  15. 15.

    eric

    July 21, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: maybe not a gun to the their heads, but maybe polonium….

  16. 16.

    Yutsano

    July 21, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    With public relations skills, if not a reputation for veracity …

    Unfortunately lying for the Hairy Yam is going to make his credibility questionable. Spice Boy has a LOT to atone for here. Having said that, there is every possibility he knows where a LOT of bodies are buried. And has zero incentive not to talk.

    EDIT: Goddammit JC Why you show me that when I’m hungry?

  17. 17.

    Tom Levenson

    July 21, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: My guess? A pollock raised near the Plymouth nuclear plant outflows.

  18. 18.

    oatler.

    July 21, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Who had mid-July in the pool? Smart money was on August.

  19. 19.

    Yarrow

    July 21, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    The CNN chyron says, “Source: Spicer is upset, but will help with transition.” LOL. Poor, sad Spicey.

  20. 20.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Spice pulling the ejection cord is no surprise, it was clear he regreated taking the job from the first press conferance. The real question is is how big of an idiot is Scaramucci that he is willing to take a job with the Trump admin?

  21. 21.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    One of the “good” ones? Really? I would consider him just another dreadful Trump Cartel
    member who got squeezd out by a boss who has no management skills at all. But that can’t elevate Spicer to be considered “good” by any reasonable definition of good.

    The man is a serial liar…period!

  22. 22.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    “Sean? Some guy who is calling himself ‘Bobby Three Sticks’ is on the phone….”

  23. 23.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 21, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    This administration is a well-oiled machine indeed.

  24. 24.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: Cheese with fish is a big no-no, Yuck.

  25. 25.

    dmsilev

    July 21, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    This administration is a well-oiled machine indeed.

    Presumably in the alcoholic sense of ‘well-oiled’.

  26. 26.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Spicer has put up with a lot. Why does he object so strongly to Scaramucci?

    Now this is an excellent question.

  27. 27.

    Yarrow

    July 21, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    Wonder how heavily he’s lawyering up?

  28. 28.

    Yarrow

    July 21, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    That fish sandwich looks amazing.

  29. 29.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Spicer can earn his “(relatively) good” status by becoming a rat and helping Mueller put Trump where he belongs. At a minimum that involves eviction from the White House, but prison would be more appropriate.

    But the only way I could see that as a possibility would be if Spicer himself faces legal liability.

  30. 30.

    Bex

    July 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    @dmsilev: You mean the half-assed?

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    July 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    @Yarrow: All of them, Katie.

  32. 32.

    MJS

    July 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    @TriassicSands: Agreed. It is far more likely that Spicer becomes a paid contributor to a cable news channel, where he’ll continue to spout inanities, than he’ll flip on Trump. He knows his next full-time job is dependent on Republicans, and he won’t do anything to damage those prospects.

  33. 33.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    @TriassicSands: It’s so damn relative. There are NO good ones in the Trump admin.

    Can you think of one? I cannot. I only feel sorry for Spicer for having been denied a chance to meet the Pope. Otherwise, he is dreck too.

    I’m curious: isn’t he in the military reserve? Does he face any peril for lying? Because he should.

  34. 34.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Apparently it’s a slap to Bannon too.

  35. 35.

    Betty Cracker

    July 21, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Makes sense: an internet troll is president, so he should have an all-troll staff. Hope Spicer has several chapters of the tell-all book already written!

  36. 36.

    MomSense

    July 21, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Cheese on a fish sandwich???

  37. 37.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

  38. 38.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Joy Reid’s twitter game is savage — she is eviscerating Spicer.

    What's he going to tell? How he eagerly went along with every Trumpian abrogation of democratic principles and got parodied on SNL? t.co/qbkbhXtjsm— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 21, 2017

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    July 21, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    He and Carl Reiner are the masters of twitter.

  40. 40.

    kindness

    July 21, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Trump Regime has a thing for internet trolls (& far-right radio nut cases). Wasn’t it just yesterday that TrumpCo nominated one to be head of the Science Department over at the Agriculture Dept? Yes, yes they did. Guess they are more compliant to the demands of putting forth fact free noise backing up ridiculous ideas.

  41. 41.

    henqiguai

    July 21, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    @Tom Levenson(#12):

    The full colons are led by Mister Bannon.

    Okay, took me a couple of takes to remember the earlier comment. Aaand, okay, mind always seems to have a thread running in the gutter…

  42. 42.

    Otis Freeman

    July 21, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    I love this place, it keeps me sane. I discovered it by googling after the election. Just have been meaning to post that as I rarely have posted. I was thinking last week about a couple things: people used to talk about the administration’s worst week so far. Even that seems passe now–it seems natural Standard Operating Procedure that each succeeding week is more worse than the one before it.

    Also, I miss references to the term “shit show”. It’s a great, simple and concise descriptor.

    The Fox and Friends post earlier made me laugh out loud.

  43. 43.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker: How be the doggies?

  44. 44.

    paper

    July 21, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    what’s in his non-disclosure?

  45. 45.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Nice sized sandwich. The tartar sauce looks good. I’d put some hot sauce on it too :)

    Have a good trip, Cole :)

  46. 46.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    July 21, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Apparently I am eating Moby Dick for lunch.

    Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae,
    Who ate a monstrous whale?
    She thought she could,
    She said she would,
    So she started in right at the tail.

    And everyone said, “You’re much too small,”
    But that didn’t bother Melinda at all.
    She took little bites and she chewed very slow,
    Just like a good girl should…

    …And in eighty-nine years she ate that whale
    Because she said she would!

    (Melinda Mae by Shel Silverstein)

    Couldn’t resist this, especially because Shel Silverstein was just mentioned a thread or two ago.

  47. 47.

    Gelfling 545

    July 21, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    @dmsilev: Please. They’re good Americans who don’t need no fancy, elitist punctuation.

  48. 48.

    Greg Ferguson

    July 21, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Cole, you are so much loved. Have a great vac.

  49. 49.

    GregB

    July 21, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Sean, history has looked kindly upon John Dean.

    Take that wise advice.

  50. 50.

    bystander

    July 21, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    @dmsilev:

    This administration is a well-oiled machine indeed.

    Presumably in the alcoholic sense of ‘well-oiled’.

    …and if “machine” meets “automated dildo”.

  51. 51.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    July 21, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    That was mean, Tom. Funny as hell, also, too.

  52. 52.

    Amaranthine RBG

    July 21, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Seems to me like Spicer is using the hiring as a pretext.

    It has been clear for a long time that Spicer did not enjoy the job. And as Mueller plods along, the job is not going to get any more pleasant.

    Also, there’s this from Wikipedia:

    “Scaramuccia (literally “little skirmisher”), also known as Scaramouche or Scaramouch, is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell’arte. The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano (masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress and burlesquing a don, he was often beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice.”

  53. 53.

    d58826

    July 21, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I saw on a bio of the guy that he has (wait for it drum roll please) links to a Russian mutual/hedge fund of some kind.

    Did the US Gov’t outsource it’s HR dept to Moscow?

  54. 54.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    @GregB: Sean Spicer was (and probably still is) a true believer — he willing stood in front of the press on a daily basis and lied to us, the American People. You don’t wake up one morning and decide you are no longer a shit heel. IMO, there is no way he turns on the WH.

  55. 55.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    @Otis Freeman: Hi there. Welcome to this… this… pack of snarling hyenas.

  56. 56.

    GregB

    July 21, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    @MomSense:

    Standard for almost every fish sandwich ordered in New England. Burger bun, fried haddock filet, American cheese slice, iceburg lettuce, tartar sauce. Sometimes a lemon slice.

    Also, if you want to get some good out loud laughs, follow Richard Painter on Twitter.

    For a stodgy old Republican, he’s seriously funny.

  57. 57.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    TWO THINGS:
    1) Once upon a time, that fish sandwich would have looked pretty good to me…now? I start thinking, “can they do grilled fish tacos with some pico de gallo and crema instead?” Because not everything has to be fried, cheesed, and sauced, that’s why

    2) Ben Wittes just tweeted “If Sean Spicer says he’s resigned…is that true?” He’s right, how would we be able to tell?

    and because I can’t count…

    3) Reince is next.

  58. 58.

    No Drought No More

    July 21, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    I bet Spicer is thinking to himself today: “They didn’t indict Zeigler, why should they indict me”? I also guess that his ears perked up when he learned that his boss had been inquiring about his power to pardon, and it stunned him to hear about it for the first time. Stunned him into resigning, in fact.

  59. 59.

    El Caganer

    July 21, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    @Betty Cracker: What a great Disney animated feature that was, Alt-Right and the Seven Trolls!

  60. 60.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Here’s a partial answer to my question.

    According to three senior officials with knowledge of the situation, they and other top aides worried that the Scaramucci hiring would perpetuate the notion of “amateur hour” in the West Wing. White House officials who opposed Scaramucci’s planned rise in Trump’s ranks have referred to the incoming new addition as a “joke” and as a Trump-world “hanger-on” who isn’t qualified for the job and is unprepared to handle the near-constant communications crisis dogging President Trump, senior White House aides noted.

  61. 61.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    July 21, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    @d58826:

    Did the US Gov’t outsource it’s HR dept to Moscow?

    Yes.

    This isn’t even snark for me anymore. I am completely convinced that Putin or his functionaries are telling Trump who to hire for what, or at the very least have major influence on those decisions.

    I am also completely convinced that in those many off-the-record conversations with Putin, not only do American interests take a back seat, but they don’t even come up. I think those conversations are all “What can I do for you today, Vladimir?” And that money or blackmail is driving all of it.

  62. 62.

    A Ghost To Most

    July 21, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    The full colon[oscopie]s are led by Mister Bannon.

    fixt

  63. 63.

    JPL

    July 21, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    By the end of the day Trump will tweet, he let Spicer go.

  64. 64.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    @MomSense:
    Big no-no in my parts.

  65. 65.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 21, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    @Otis Freeman: I lurked here for YEARS before I started to comment in earnest around a year or two ago. This place really does help keep you on the level.

  66. 66.

    El Caganer

    July 21, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    @henqiguai: Didn’t people make fun of Mitt Romney for saying, “I like to go to be with a full colon?” Or maybe it was “full tummy.” Whatever.

  67. 67.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Who’s in charge of the semicolons?

    Someone half-assed, that I can tell you.

  68. 68.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    @LAO: I think if Trump makes a few good tweets about how Spicer is a loser– Sean will have a sad. And then, perhaps, in the middle of the night, a thought.

  69. 69.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Trump makes an odd choice for White House communications director
    07/21/17 10:04 AM—UPDATED 07/21/17 10:21 AM
    By Steve Benen

    The Trump administration is expected to name former Trump transition team official Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director, four sources in and close to the White House told NBC News Thursday.

    The news of the expected appointment was first reported by Axios. A White House official said the move is expected to be announced Friday.

    If Scaramucci’s name sounds familiar, it’s probably because you’ve seen him on television several times, defending Trump in dubious ways. My personal favorite came in December on MSNBC, when Scaramucci, hoping to provide cover for Trump’s routine departures from the truth, said in all seriousness, “Don’t take him literally, take him symbolically. See, it’s different.”

    Scaramucci, one of six Goldman Sachs veterans with prominent positions in the administration despite Trump using the finance giant as a campaign punching bag, was initially supposed to serve in the White House Office of Public Liaison – the president wanted him to be Team Trump’s “liaison” to the business community – but Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reportedly scuttled the move.

    As for Scaramucci’s qualifications as a communications professional, he doesn’t seem to have any, never having worked in political communications aside from occasional television appearances on Trump’s behalf.

    That, evidently, was enough to impress the president, who hasn’t taken qualifications too seriously anyway.

  70. 70.

    p.a.

    July 21, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    No one escapes the Binks admin undamaged.

  71. 71.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Cheese with fish is a big no-no, Yuck.

    I mostly agree, although now and then I find a nice tuna melt to be soothing.

  72. 72.

    Gravenstone

    July 21, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    Always nice when the fish entree includes the entire fish.

  73. 73.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    All that a good piece of fish needs is a dash of lime with some seasoning of course (cayenne, turmeric and kosher salt). If you want it crisp, dust lightly with rice flour.

  74. 74.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I understand what you’re saying and in any other administration I’d agree with you that there are relatively better and worse people. But in the Trump Cartel Spicer’s role from the beginning was to lie for the president. And he did that with no apparent reluctance.

    I don’t want to overstate my objection to what you wrote. I certainly don’t think you’ve said anything terrible, but I just can’t accept Spicer as being even relatively good given the role he’s played. He’s probably been waiting for a way to slither out the door, since his status within the cartel has slipped. But that will eventually happen to almost everyone who is trying to please a man like Trump, who can never fail, but is constantly failed by others. You can’t really please a man whose only measure of greatness is himself. Why would anyone willingly work for him? (Rhetorical.)

    What is relatively good in the Trump administration? Is McMasters relatively good? On one level, I guess you’d have to say “yes,” since he’s nowhere near as incompetent as most of Trump’s appointees (He may be genuinely competent.). But the man is using his skills to help Trump. On balance, McMasters may be one of the few who can legitimately be called relatively good, since he may be offering us some protection from the extreme danger his boss poses. Can he oast four years?

  75. 75.

    Betty Cracker

    July 21, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    @opiejeanne: Two words for you — tuna melt! :)

    @schrodingers_cat: Same old farting, drooling, lazy sofa-dwellers! Hope your pets are all well!

  76. 76.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    (Shaking fist at Bex@30.)

  77. 77.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    @opiejeanne: Unless it’s lox and cream cheese.

  78. 78.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Just imagine those Putin aides snickering among themselves over who they can tell Trump to hire, trying to find the point where Trump tells them it’s too much, and they won’t because for Trump no horrible person they could name is too much.

  79. 79.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Goldman Sachs should change their name to God Damn Sucks.

  80. 80.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    @TriassicSands: The Trump administration is a floating garbage barge on fire. And I don’t know enough about McMaster; just know that anyone stupid enough to get involved with the Trump administration deserves what comes their way.

    Friday news dump day. And Spicer is among the first of those dumped.

  81. 81.

    Roger Moore

    July 21, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    @low-tech cyclist:

    Like I’ve been saying, if the White House staff isn’t happy with their lot, nobody’s holding a gun to their heads and forcing them to stay.

    Are you 100% sure of that? I think it’s unlikely that they’ve been physically threatened, but with this White House I’m having a hard time ruling it out completely. And I wouldn’t be at all surprised to hear that they’ve been threatened in other ways, e.g. that they were required to sign NDA/no compete agreements and Trump’s lawyers are threatening them with legal hell if they try to get a job that uses their skills and experience after leaving.

  82. 82.

    Gravenstone

    July 21, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    @MomSense: Damn, I had no idea Mr. Reiner was still going – and going strong indeed at 95!

  83. 83.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Yeah. I will love if those vampire squids end up radioactive. They should be.

    Maybe Trump will take out all the “too big to fail” enterprises. Because they are failed, and corrupted.

  84. 84.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I bought two new rugs, they have installed themselves there, one cat per rug. Boss kitteh on the green one and my ginger cat on the red one, giving me the quintessential, impress me monkey, look.

  85. 85.

    Mike in DC

    July 21, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    Dennis Hastert has been released from prison and could probably use a job.

  86. 86.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Apparently I am eating Moby Dick for lunch.

    For the last time, WHALES ARE NOT FISH!!!

  87. 87.

    low-tech cyclist

    July 21, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Scaramucci’s expected appointment has caused great upheaval in the West Wing, with chief of staff Reince Priebus and chief strategist Steve Bannon — along with Spicer — expressing opposition to him getting the high-profile job.

    “This was a murdering of Reince and Bannon. They said Anthony would get this job over their dead bodies,” said one top White House official.

    Unless their bodies are in the morgue, I’m gonna say they lied again.

    Link.

  88. 88.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    The real question is is how big of an idiot is Scaramucci that he is willing to take a job with the Trump admin?

    A job when the Trumps appear to be imploding into the second season of GOT no less.

  89. 89.

    Gravenstone

    July 21, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: And Trumpworld isn’t “amateur hour” now because … why?

  90. 90.

    El Caganer

    July 21, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    @TenguPhule: True, but after 4 years of Trump we’ll all be eating dick.

  91. 91.

    Roger Moore

    July 21, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

    No. Some foods, like french fries, do not require breading.

  92. 92.

    MCA1

    July 21, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    I want the second question asked Scaramucci (after “Do you do the fandango,” of course) to be “Has the President inquired with the OLC whether he can take Air Force One to Russia on his way out, and do you agree that the American people should get to keep it?”

  93. 93.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Cheese with fish is a big no-no, Yuck.

    Goes perfectly well with breaded fried fish. American cheese’s mild salty flavor goes well with bland whitefish.

  94. 94.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Scaramucci has a degree from Harvard Law. Sad!

  95. 95.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    LMAO:

    I hope Spicer titles his book "I REALLY WANTED TO MEET THE FUCKING POPE"— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) July 21, 2017

    ETA: I still don’t think he’ll write a book, but this was too funny not to post.

  96. 96.

    hovercraft

    July 21, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    @LAO:

    One pants-wetting liar exits, another enters. Send in the clowns.

    The problem is that the clowns have been running the show the entire time, led by the Clown in Chief Orange Shitface.

  97. 97.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

    No. But when it comes to pollack and cod, it’s mandatory.

  98. 98.

    WaterGirl

    July 21, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    @LAO: Gotta love John Dingell!

  99. 99.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: So, if Trump is ignoring urgent advice from both Bannon and Priebus– who is he listening to? Besides the voices in his head. Just curious.

  100. 100.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

    Did they not cover this at the citizenship ceremony?

  101. 101.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    @MattF:
    Yep. Only time.

  102. 102.

    david spikes

    July 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    The main qualification for WH jobs is being able to unflinchingly tell Donnie that he is not just the greatest, but the greatest that’s ever been.
    Never correct, never contradict and always, always, lay on the gross flattery with a trowel.
    It would be soul destroying but none of those people have one.
    Spicer resigned because he realized that he would not only be sweeping up Donnie’s messes but Little Tony’s too.

  103. 103.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    As someone up-page wrote, Spicer will be lying on cable TV before long. Either that or he’ll find a place somewhere on the Wingnut Welfare Wagon — big pay raise, no accountability. And no penalty for his despicable role in the service of Trump.

    I’m curious about his reason for resigning. Is it a personal or professional beef with Scaramucci? Or just unhappiness with his fall from grace?

  104. 104.

    MCA1

    July 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    @TenguPhule: Seriously. This is like boarding the Titanic after it’s already hit the iceberg to take over as the head chef.

  105. 105.

    StudlyPantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    July 21, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    @PaulWartenberg: And with that, you get the keys to the Internets for the day. Use your powers of snarkjitsu wisely.

  106. 106.

    divF

    July 21, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    @MomSense: They are the 2000-year-old men of The Twitter.

  107. 107.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    All that a good piece of fish needs is a dash of lime with some seasoning of course (cayenne, turmeric and kosher salt). If you want it crisp, dust lightly with rice flour.

    Well see, that’s the problem right there. The pieces are usually not that good, hence the breading.

  108. 108.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Republicans’ failure to overhaul health care is a testament to Obama’s vision and tenacity, writes Andrew Sullivan t.co/3ZUfpnyxBg
    — Daily Intelligencer (@intelligencer) July 21, 2017

  109. 109.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    More Dingell: g-d, I love him!

    Wishing Sean Spicer the best of luck in all future endeavors.We'll always have those six months of you lying to us every single day.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) July 21, 2017

  110. 110.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: They gave us cute red ware tankards along with tiny flags, but no food, breaded or otherwise = (

  111. 111.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    No. Some foods, like french fries, do not require breading.

    So many contenders for thread winner today.

  112. 112.

    LAO

    July 21, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    @WaterGirl: I do, I really do.

  113. 113.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: That’s the only exception in my house. My daughter who runs a raclette booth at local farmers markets was trying to trying to figure out how to participate in the Fish Fest at one of the foodie weekends in Seattle, and the one thing that was sort of ok was a cheese and shrimp combination, but it wasn’t that good. They experimented on us, came over and cooked a bunch of the candidates; when they went home we tossed most of the leftovers, except for some unsullied shrimp. This was an unusual failure for her bf who is a talented cook who loves to experiment.

    On Chopped there was a basket with fish (not tuna) and a hunk of cheese, and the judges were groaning at the idea of cheese with fish and how would these poor souls deal with it. They avoided dealing with it by using the cheese on a side dish, IIRC.

  114. 114.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    @TenguPhule: Not even in Hawaii?

  115. 115.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Goldman Sachs should change their name to God Damn Sucks.

    Now Now, it simply depends on which side of the spiked dildo of the Free Market you’re on.

  116. 116.

    Laura

    July 21, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    That’s a whale of a sammich. And it looks mighty tasty to boot.

  117. 117.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Have you shared pictures, by the way? It sounded lovely.

  118. 118.

    lgerard

    July 21, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    You have to love their description of Scaramucci as a Wall Street personality

  119. 119.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Not even in Hawaii?

    We have fresh fish and do amazing things with it raw, broiled, baked, steamed, fried, grilled and citrus cooked.

    The place John ate at probably used pre-frozen and possibly pre-battered fillets harvested by giant factory ships.

  120. 120.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    @rikyrah: Sullivan keeps reissuing his PhD thesis. He needs to get over it.

  121. 121.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Tuna’s practically not fish, more like a meat, so yes, tuna melts. The one dish I can endorse. (I knew there was an exception, just couldn’t think of it).

  122. 122.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 1:15 pm



    best comment I’ve seen, over at LGM:

    malraux • an hour ago

    At least he got out with his dignity and integrity intact.

  123. 123.

    JPL

    July 21, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    @MattF: Ivanka!

  124. 124.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    @MattF: I don’t think that counts as an actual cheese, and lox are smoked so they’ve been changed from “fish” to “smoked deliciousness”.

  125. 125.

    Bill

    July 21, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    I’m pretty sure Scaramucci was the name of the Bond Villain in Man With A Golden Gun. That guy had three nipples, so I’m going to assume the new White House flak does too.

  126. 126.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Made my day!

  127. 127.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    @Bill: Scaramanga. ;)

  128. 128.

    jonas

    July 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Cole’s sandwich reminded me of this Onion classic: theonion.com/article/whaler-sandwich-not-sitting-too-good-with-area-man-987

  129. 129.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump supported Anthony Scaramucci’s hiring and Steve Bannon vehemently opposed it, a White House official says
    — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 21, 2017

  130. 130.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    I don’t think that counts as an actual cheese

    You are not going to deny science on this blog.

  131. 131.

    SatanicPanic

    July 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    @MattF: Fox and Friends

  132. 132.

    Ian G.

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I’m going to give McMaster and Mattis the benefit of the doubt given that we haven’t gotten into a war with North Korea or Iran yet, and assume they’re doing good work behind the scenes to keep that from happening.

  133. 133.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    We have fresh fish and do amazing things with it raw, broiled, baked, steamed, fried, grilled and citrus cooked.

    Wow sounds heavenly.

  134. 134.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    @Bill: That was Francisco Scaramanga.

  135. 135.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    The BCRA, it transpires,
    Is short of the votes it requires
    So may not endure
    And harm all the poor
    Like Mr. McConnell desires.
    — Limericking (@Limericking) July 18, 2017

  136. 136.

    Geeno

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    @Jeffro: Close enough

  137. 137.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    @divF:On Twitter, “Dick Nixon” just tweeted at Tortilla Coast – a Capitol Hill watering hole – to “please send Mr. Spicer’s bill to President Nixon’s office: 577 Chestnut Ridge Rd, Woodcliff Lake, NJ 07677” – RZ*

    (his tweets initialed ‘RZ’ are from Ron Ziegler)

    L
    O
    L

  138. 138.

    cmorenc

    July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    Crap. Now we’ll have to remove our Spicer-head photo that’s been poking out from the shrubs in our front yard for the past several weeks, ever since the infamous incident where Spicer hid out in the White House bushes.

  139. 139.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Tuna’s practically not fish, more like a meat

    Something just feels off about this statement…

  140. 140.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: No I haven’t. They are still in my camera. One more thing on the never ending to do list.

  141. 141.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Here is every stunning look Michelle Obama’s rocked in her six months since leaving the White House t.co/iekIHzcy7Y pic.twitter.com/UZjmWWtBqc
    — Mic (@mic) July 21, 2017

  142. 142.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    @divF: I LOVE the 2000 year old man recordings — of course, Reiner’s Dad!
    Q. What’s is Humanity”s greatest invention?
    A. Saran Wrap…..
    Q. What about amazing scientific miracles like the iron lung?!
    A. Eh, that’s nice too.

  143. 143.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Tuna’s practically not fish, more like a meat, so yes, tuna melts.

    Eating tuna other then raw or as lightly grilled steaks is a crime against good taste.

  144. 144.

    Yutsano

    July 21, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    @oatler.: A guy on Twitter predicted Spicey would be out in 6 months.

  145. 145.

    Simon Taverner

    July 21, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Apparently I am eating Moby Dick for lunch.

    Must be a Friday

  146. 146.

    LesGS

    July 21, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: “Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you do the fandango?”

  147. 147.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    @Roger Moore: Maybe true, but battered french fries are AWESOME!

  148. 148.

    pamelabrown53

    July 21, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: @87.
    Wondering what is Bannon’s objection to Scaramucci ? Only reason I can think of is that Bannon views Scaramucci as a globalist who would dilute/pollute the white nationalist message.

  149. 149.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    I’m curious about his reason for resigning. Is it a personal or professional beef with Scaramucci? Or just unhappiness with his fall from grace?

    I assume he was asked to leave, and then the official story is that he “resigned”. Isn’t that how it’s done?

    Just like Hannity had a “scheduling conflict” and so had to “turn down” that award.

  150. 150.

    matryoshka

    July 21, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    @rikyrah: Michelle Obama is a goddess.

  151. 151.

    hovercraft

    July 21, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    Nicole Wallace said with the addition of Jay Sekolov (?) and now Scarramucci as the faces of the WH on TV, it’s ” All of Hannity’s Men instead of All the President’s Men”, SAD!

  152. 152.

    JPL

    July 21, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    Rick Santelli from CNBC would make a great addition to Trump’s communication team.

  153. 153.

    Laura

    July 21, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    @Elizabelle: degrees from Harvard Law aren’t that hard to get. I have one, albeit a single semester program. Harvard Trade Union Program, Labor & Work life Division 100th session, class of 2011 representin’!

  154. 154.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    @david spikes:
    In this case especially, it sounds like he got the job because he’s been doing the only thing Trump thinks is important – going on cable shows and lying about how great Trump is. Both the old man and Kushner think that is the only communications strategy. No others exist to them.

  155. 155.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: A quick peek at some of our best places

    You may find yourself drooling a little.

    Our local cooks are very good

    And its literally from the boat to the dock to the cook to your plate, often same day.

  156. 156.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    @hovercraft: Speaking of Hannity, there’s been a little todo about him.

  157. 157.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    @JPL: You can laugh at Santelli all you want, but he made an interesting point to confound the climate scientists:

    Rick Santelli‏ @SantelliRants Jun 2

    I want to know what Cadillacs the dinosaurs drove to create their ice age! #ParisAgreement #ParisClimateAgreement

    I bet they were scratching their heads in confusion after that one. Suck it, libtards!

  158. 158.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Maybe true, but battered french fries are AWESOME!

    Let me plug air fryers for french fries.

    Because they are low oil and still awesome.

    Crispy hot salty goodness. And for bonus points, drizzle some garlic or truffle infused olive oil over them after they come out of the fryer with a few turns of freshly cracked black pepper.

  159. 159.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 21, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: To be fair, this works WONDERS with the Fox/Breitbart set. If you go on cable and lie, Fox and conservative media will back you up regardless of how ridiculous you are.

    When literally everyone else points out that you’re lying, that just reinforces the whole “media is out to get Trump” and makes his base happy again.

  160. 160.

    Mike in NC

    July 21, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Spicey could write a great tell-all book covering the last six months of America’s sad decline under the misrule of Malignant Mullet, but he probably had to sign an NDA good for 99 years.

  161. 161.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    @TenguPhule: Thanks, will take a look.

  162. 162.

    pamelabrown53

    July 21, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    @opiejeanne: @112.
    A dish I’m seeing more and more is shrimp with grits-which frequently includes cheese in the grits.
    Personally, I’d like some spicy shrimp with a side of polenta or polenta crisp wedges-no cheese. More deconstructed as snooty as that sounds.

  163. 163.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    @pamelabrown53: If Bannon has any real pride of profession it is as a media and communications guy — film making, Breitbart, general propaganda efforts that are pretty successful in a certain way. Scarramuci is a total amateur. It insults Bannon’s core sense of worth.

  164. 164.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    @pamelabrown53:
    I’m thinking power struggle, (see @rikyrah: ) combined with Bannon being smart enough to realize talking up Trump on cable shows is not the be-all end-all of communications. Kushner’s statements suggest his head is so far up his own ass, he actually thinks that’s all that’s needed and everything will be fine if that master plan is followed.

  165. 165.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Wedding Party gets high on bhang!
    Panghat pe nache, Madhubala from Mere Brother Ki Dulhan*

    Madhubala == actress of the 50s and 60s, known for her legendary beauty, the lines of the number are a meta reference one of the biggest hits of her career.
    My brother’s bride, a rom-com that makes fun of Hindi movie wedding romance conventions. I am thinking of watching it soon. Seems like fun.

  166. 166.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    @hovercraft: interesting

  167. 167.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 21, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    The first domino to start the fall of many more? One could only wish.

  168. 168.

    Joey Maloney

    July 21, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Apparently I am eating Moby Dick for lunch.

    You and Kelly Tisdale.

    Thanks, I’m here all week.

    I think tRump is about to find out how much those global NDAs he makes everyone sign are actually worth.

  169. 169.

    Lapassionara

    July 21, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    @rikyrah: I thought Yertle was going to try again next week, based on Rand Paul’s change of heart. I hope BCRA is dead, but I don’t think it is for sure yet.

  170. 170.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    @Joey Maloney:

    I think tRump is about to find out how much those global NDAs he makes everyone sign are actually worth.

    The equivalent of three Trump university degrees.

  171. 171.

    Mike J

    July 21, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

    One sandwich is not everything. Do you stand in John’s kitchen and monitor all of his intake? Why do you assume everything is breaded and fried?

    Don’t be such a scold about what other people eat.

  172. 172.

    SatanicPanic

    July 21, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    @Mike in NC: Can federal workers be asked to sign NDAs? I’m skeptical

  173. 173.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    Was this already covered back on Wednesday? Senate Judiciary Committee investigation looking at Jill Stein, too.

    Awesome!

  174. 174.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    @TenguPhule: But three times zero is…oh wait…

  175. 175.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    A pollock raised near the Plymouth nuclear plant outflows.

    Carbon14 limits for nuclear plants are FAR lower than the amounts of C14 coming out of any coal fired plant – where there is no limit.
    Not sure what happens if you put a nuclear plant near a coal fired power plant.

  176. 176.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    From the same movie:
    Kaisa Isq hai, ajab sa risk hai (Love is a strange kind of a risk) sung by the one and only Rahat Fateh Ali Khan.
    I love how they share tea at the Taj, as a sign of true love. I am not sharing my tea with you unless I really love you, that’s fur shure.

  177. 177.

    hovercraft

    July 21, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    @MattF:
    HA!

    Though in Hannity’s defense, Christopher is a RINO, I seem to remember him saying nice things about Obummer, in fact I think he may have endorsed him because of La Palin’s selection as VP. I may be misremembering.

  178. 178.

    Mike in NC

    July 21, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    I’d bet good money that both Sessions and Priebus will be gone before Labor Day.

  179. 179.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Eating tuna other then raw or as lightly grilled steaks is a crime against good taste.

    Yes. Tuna salad made from tuna cooked only rare is amazing.

  180. 180.

    pamelabrown53

    July 21, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    @rikyrah: @140.
    Thank you so much for the link to former First Lady Michelle Obama. Gorgeous! Living well is the best revenge.

  181. 181.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    @Mike in NC: I would bet against that. We shall see.

  182. 182.

    Brachiator

    July 21, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Spicer objected to the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci as director of communications. Trump appointed Scaramucci this morning, over Reince Priebus’s objections as well.

    I see a little silhouetto of a man
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango…

    Nothing really matters, anyone can see
    Nothing really matters
    Nothing really matters to me

    — Spicerian Rhapsody

  183. 183.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    @Mike J: I was just teasing JC a little bit, no scolding intended.

  184. 184.

    Ruckus

    July 21, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    @Otis Freeman:
    Problem is that shit show doesn’t really cover it. It’s more like shit universe.

  185. 185.

    MCA1

    July 21, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    @opiejeanne: Ummmm…lox aren’t smoked. They’re brined. Smoked salmon is smoked.

  186. 186.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    @catclub:

    Not sure what happens if you put a nuclear plant near a coal fired power plant.

    Atomic Blonde.

  187. 187.

    MCA1

    July 21, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    @TenguPhule: Truth.

  188. 188.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    @MCA1:

    Ummmm…lox aren’t smoked. They’re brined. Smoked salmon is smoked.

    Many people confuse the two.

  189. 189.

    Immanentize

    July 21, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    @Jeffro: I mentioned it the day the letter was sent to Junior. I have dreams of what they are looking at, but the best guess is the meeting in Russia that Stein attended. Of course, we could learn that she was funded both by the Trumps and the Russians. What would GG say?!

  190. 190.

    Spanky

    July 21, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Is it necessary to bread and fry everything?

    You have to understand that the slice of Pennsylvania Cole’s traveling through offers no other option. This is the part of the world that foisted funnel cakes on us, after all.

  191. 191.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    @Immanentize:

    What would GG say?!

    “There is no evidence of collusion with Russia!!!”

    And then a drone hits him from above.

  192. 192.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    @Spanky:

    You have to understand that the slice of Pennsylvania Cole’s traveling through offers no other option.

    I believe they also serve catfish there.

    Which either has to be breaded and fried or soaked in lots of sauce if you want to be able to eat it.

  193. 193.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    My wife makes the best saltfish and roti.

  194. 194.

    lgerard

    July 21, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    Evidently Spicer will be interviewed by Hannity tonight

    that should be illuminating

  195. 195.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    smart enough to realize talking up Trump on cable shows is not the be-all end-all of communications.

    and actually assigning Scaramucci to the job means he will no longer have the time to go on those shows and talk up the boss.

  196. 196.

    A Ghost to Most

    July 21, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    And Atlantic salmon, not that fishy Pacific stuff.

  197. 197.

    SatanicPanic

    July 21, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    @Immanentize: It’s McCarthyism.

  198. 198.

    satby

    July 21, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    @Otis Freeman: Welcome!

  199. 199.

    Karen

    July 21, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    In the midst of Spiceyness has anyone noticed the nominee for defense? must nuke first?
    rawstory.com/2017/07/america-must-be-ready-to-nuke-first-trumps-new-defense-nominee-has-an-itchy-mis…

  200. 200.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    @A Ghost to Most:

    And Atlantic salmon, not that fishy Pacific stuff.

    Are you prepared to eat those words?

  201. 201.

    geg6

    July 21, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Actually, that’s simply not true. I worked in my sister’s bar for many years and we breaded that fish ourselves. It was the highest quality cod and haddock we could get.

    Anyway, that’s how a good fish sandwich looks around here. A giant filet, with some seasoned panko, fried about 6 minutes and served on a toasted soft bun with tartar, lettuce, tomato and American cheese. Delicious. Places around here compete to have the one named best in the city/county/region.

  202. 202.

    Miss Bianca

    July 21, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    @catclub: what I’m wondering is why the hell Trump doesn’t just appoint Bannon as the (mis)communications director. I mean, *isn’t* that his field?

  203. 203.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    @lgerard:

    Evidently Spicer will be interviewed by Hannity tonight

    that should be illuminating

    As a darklamp.

  204. 204.

    Turgidson

    July 21, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Bwahahahahahaha.

  205. 205.

    JMG

    July 21, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    Sen. Murkowskl meeting with Trump’s Medicaid-Medicare director to discuss “Alaska issues.” The spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down, or for her constituents, make it go away.

  206. 206.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    @Laura: Well done!

  207. 207.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 21, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    @Immanentize: “Sean? Some guy who is calling himself ‘Bobby Three Sticks’ is on the phone….”

    Or, “Mr Meuller, there’s a man on the phone, sounds like he’s trying to disguise his voice, calling himself John Pepperer…”

  208. 208.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    CNN: “Spicer left over concerns new communications chief wouldn’t know Washington and Spicer would have to do both jobs”

    ? ? ? ?

  209. 209.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Give Cole a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach Cole to fish and he’ll get tangled up in the fishing line, and possibly stick himself with the fish hook.

    Drive him to PA and he’ll enjoy a fish sandwich.

  210. 210.

    Ruckus

    July 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    @MattF:

    Besides the voices in his head.

    That’s not voices. It’s the screeching of all the tiny gears because all the oil (shit, actually) that keeps them from doing that has dried up and no longer can provide any positive qualities. Of course the only positive qualities that drumpf had, his gears were oiled (shit filled) well enough to mostly keep him reasonably quiet.
    Now the gears are screeching and the shit is hardening and we are seeing and trying to live with the results.

  211. 211.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    @geg6:

    I worked in my sister’s bar for many years and we breaded that fish ourselves. It was the highest quality cod and haddock we could get.

    Hence why I said “usually”. There are places that do go the extra mile, but I used to work in the “food service” industry and am well aware of the many shortcuts used in the kitchen by those who don’t.

  212. 212.

    Barbara

    July 21, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    @MattF: I am going with Jared Kushner. Trump relies way too much on family members but he seems to shrink inward even more when he perceives trouble. This is a problem that is going to make his high priced lawyers not worth their fees, assuming they get paid.

  213. 213.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    @germy:

    Give Cole a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

    This is Cole. That only covers one meal out of three. Or seven, if he’s cosplaying as a Hobbit.

  214. 214.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    @Mike J: Also too, it was a statement on how the fish was prepared, rather than scolding JC, as you put it. Fish is delicate, breading seems a bit heavy handed. YMMV.

  215. 215.

    p.a.

    July 21, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    @TenguPhule: I missed 2nd breakfast today. I’ll make up for it at tweeners.

  216. 216.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    @TenguPhule: Aren’t hobbits, tiny?

  217. 217.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Wish I had a fish sandwich like that in my future. Think I would eat it without the roll, and not miss a calorie.

    Off to the DMV. They escaped issuing me a driver’s license yesterday; they are very stern about their list of documents accepted, and “credit card statement from the bank that issues your card” does not equal “bank statement.” Be forewarned. Thank Dog for having a passport.

    Everyone: get a passport. The country you flee may be your own.

  218. 218.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: They eat a lot.

  219. 219.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Fish is delicate, breading seems a bit heavy handed.

    Cod, Pollack and Haddock are not delicate in America.

    Now snapper, that’s another story.

  220. 220.

    Ruckus

    July 21, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Sean, the gift that keeps on giving.
    A Valiant Hero In The War Against Journalism

  221. 221.

    Elizabelle

    July 21, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    A FTF NYTimes reader comment:

    So much for O.J. stealing the White House’s thunder!

  222. 222.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    @TenguPhule: Delicate compared to salmon, swordfish etc. We get good fresh cod in MA, sometimes haddock too.

  223. 223.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Press briefing live here.

  224. 224.

    henqiguai

    July 21, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Nevermind…

  225. 225.

    geg6

    July 21, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    The place John ate at probably used pre-frozen and possibly pre-battered fillets harvested by giant factory ships.

    I very much doubt that, based on what it looks like. It looks like they do what we did in my sister’s place. Get the fish from a good local fish vendor (never frozen or pre-breaded–fresh as possible in a landlocked state) and bread it and fry it to order.

  226. 226.

    Spanky

    July 21, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Jen Rubin over at the WaPo gives Spicey her tender goodbyes:

    The inevitable, fitting end to Spicer’s miserable tenure in the White House

    Ouch.

  227. 227.

    Robert Sneddon

    July 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    @catclub:

    Not sure what happens if you put a nuclear plant near a coal fired power plant.

    If you do that the radiation detectors at the nuclear plant go off a lot. There are no radiation detectors at a coal plant because they’d be going off a lot and no-one wants all that noise pollution in their neighbourhood.

  228. 228.

    hueyplong

    July 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    From Spice to Scary sounds like a punchline.

    I can only imagine just how aggressively obnoxious this guy is going to be.

    His appointment is totally consistent with the Trumpian idea that the most effective response to any “problem” is to go with crazily aggressive PR

    Not sure Mueller and his crew are particularly concerned with press briefings..

  229. 229.

    JPL

    July 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    @lgerard: He is also going to be on with Scaramucci and Prebus.

    Spicer’s reputation depends on being liked by the Don at this point.

  230. 230.

    satby

    July 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    White House officials who opposed Scaramucci’s planned rise in Trump’s ranks have referred to the incoming new addition as a “joke” and as a Trump-world “hanger-on” who isn’t qualified for the job and is unprepared to handle the near-constant communications crisis dogging President Trump, senior White House aides noted.

    And so I say: Please continue, Fake President.

  231. 231.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    @Spanky: I lubs Jrub columns!

  232. 232.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    @Immanentize: Thanks for catching it (I’m a little behind it seems). I can picture JS promising to continue kneecapping HRC as long as the money kept coming in, and I can picture both Don Sr. and Jr. saying, “What’s wrong with funding another anti-HRC campaign if it helps us win?”. Saying it with straight faces, too.

    Campaign finance reform, how does it work?

  233. 233.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Washington Post feeling its Oats a little. “Trump can usually make it about a third of the way through an interview without mentioning Hillary Clinton”

    Trump was 20 words into his recent interview with the New York Times when he raised a topic that he seemingly can’t resist: Hillary Clinton.

    “Hi fellas, how you doing?” he said to the three Times reporters, two of whom were fellas. Then, asked about his meeting on health care with Republican senators, he continued. “It was good. We are very close. It’s a tough — you know, health care. Look, Hillary Clinton worked eight years in the White House with her husband as president and having majorities and couldn’t get it done. Smart people, tough people — couldn’t get it done.”

    Clinton is Trump’s eternal foil, the person who, Trump seems to think, can always be identified as the unpopular yang to his yin, the looming reminder to his supporters of What Could Have Been. Whatever Trump does or doesn’t do, he’s always willing to point out what Clinton did or didn’t do that’s worse.

    I think she should be given the privilege of throwing the switch when he’s finally strapped to the chair.

  234. 234.

    p.a.

    July 21, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Guy I go saltwater fishing with trades his catch (mostly scup, black sea bass, tataug) to his auto mechanic for work. The mechanic keeps some, flash freezes the rest to send to his family in Ohio where fresh seafood is beyond their budget.

  235. 235.

    Jeffro

    July 21, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: see, that should be

    CNN: The White House saaaaays “Spicer left over concerns new communications chief wouldn’t know Washington and Spicer would have to do both jobs” but I mean c’mon, reeeeally?

  236. 236.

    TriassicSands

    July 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    People are being terribly unfair to Scaramucci.

    He hasn’t even told his first lie yet.

  237. 237.

    Spanky

    July 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    @Spanky: I’ll make the link the opening sentence:

    In the end, Sean Spicer couldn’t even manage to resign on principle. The hapless, widely ridiculed and frequently dishonest White House press secretary defined by Melissa McCarthy’s searing “Saturday Night Live” portrayal left in fear of his new boss.

    OK, that was two sentences. Quintesential Rubin.

  238. 238.

    burnspbesq

    July 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    @eric:

    True, but Spicer doesn’t seem the type to go back to his former workplace with an AR-15.

  239. 239.

    hueyplong

    July 21, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    Rubin seems to be finding the strike zone.

  240. 240.

    different-church-lady

    July 21, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    White House officials who opposed Scaramucci’s planned rise in Trump’s ranks have referred to the incoming new addition as a “joke” and as a Trump-world “hanger-on” who isn’t qualified for the job and is unprepared to handle the near-constant communications crisis dogging President Trump, senior White House aides noted.

    So, effectively no change then.

  241. 241.

    Gravenstone

    July 21, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    @lgerard:

    that should be illuminating

    I believe the word you’re searching for is obfuscating. I predict immense squid clouds of butt hurt emanating from both parties, but no clarity to be found.

  242. 242.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    @TriassicSands: He actually told some uncomfortable truths two years ago:

    In a 2015 appearance on the Fox Business Network, Scaramucci — an investment banker — had several unkind things to say about his new employer whom he referred to as “a hack.”

    Discussing the possibility of Trump ever becoming president of the United States, Scaramucci described the now-president as “very divisive” and that his campaign would “eventually implode.”

    “I’ll tell you who he’s going to be president of. You can tell Donald I said this: the Queens County Bullies Association,” he said as he smirked at the camera. “You’re an inherited-money dude from Queens County. Bring it, Donald. Bring it.”

    His predictions were wrong, but his analysis was sound.

  243. 243.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    @satby: Yes, I was thinking that this could add to the clown show.

  244. 244.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Delicate compared to salmon, swordfish etc. We get good fresh cod in MA, sometimes haddock too.

    Ah, regional thing.

    Can’t get fresh cod here.

    Salmon, swordfish, snapper, mackerel, mahimahi (sadly depleted so hard to get now), tuna and octopus are fresh catch of the day here.

  245. 245.

    geg6

    July 21, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    @catclub:

    Just so happens that I live less than five miles from where a nuke and a coal-fired plant are side-by-side on the same property. We don’t eat the fish in the Ohio, so I’m not sure. But I do know that we have more fish and fewer fish with mutations than we did when the entire river in our part of the world was lined by steel mills. So both nukes and coal are safer than the by-products of making steel.

  246. 246.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 21, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    @hueyplong:

    From Spice to Scary sounds like a punchline.

    Or a girl group.

  247. 247.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    @geg6:

    So both nukes and coal are safer than the by-products of making steel.

    Only for the fish. Not for anything that wants to eat them. The bad stuff concentrates in the predators more then the prey.

  248. 248.

    Spanky

    July 21, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    @hueyplong: A-yup. Here’s how she closes out:

    Ultimately, bargains with devils never work out. Spicer didn’t last — and now look at him. The brief months in the West Wing, the ultimate inner ring, leave him pitied, mocked, disgraced. No, it was not worth it. It is never worth it. “To a young person, just entering on adult life, the world seems full of ‘insides,’ full of delightful intimacies and confidentialities, and he desires to enter them,” Lewis warned. “But if he follows that desire he will reach no ‘inside’ that is worth reaching.” If nothing else, perhaps Spicer’s ruinous journey will serve as a warning to others.

  249. 249.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    @Jeffro: I just don’t see why the white house would release that statement, it isn’t exactly flattering to them.

  250. 250.

    Mike in NC

    July 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    @Spanky: Looks like it’ll be a fine weekend’s worth of reading.

  251. 251.

    Gary K

    July 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Great composition by Milhaud

  252. 252.

    Spanky

    July 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    @germy:

    “I’ll tell you who he’s going to be president of. You can tell Donald I said this: the Queens County Bullies Association,” he said as he smirked at the camera. “You’re an inherited-money dude from Queens County. Bring it, Donald. Bring it.”

    You know, The Donald holds grudges, and never forgets. I will be not at all surprised if he makes Scarey his whipping boy. We’ll see just how long it’ll take before he gets his first humiliation.

  253. 253.

    Turgidson

    July 21, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Has Mueller even spoken publicly since he was appointed? If he did I missed it.

    The Ken Starr shitshow was a long time ago, but I have a dim recollection of him speaking publicly from time to time.

  254. 254.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    So how long will Scary Spice last?

  255. 255.

    Miss Bianca

    July 21, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    @germy: wow, given that that’s the case, I’m amazed that Trump would bring him on. I mean, wasn’t criticism of The Donald enough to make him reject people for Administration posts?

    @Spanky: Or, you know, what you said.

  256. 256.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Scary Spice

    Well-named, ma’am!

  257. 257.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    @TriassicSands:
    He’s telling his first lies right now.?

  258. 258.

    tybee

    July 21, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Who’s in charge of the semicolons?

    they are all colons, nothing semi about it.

  259. 259.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    USA LE: We are stupid as fuck. UK: One second, Hold my lemonade.

    “Excuse me”, one office said as he switched on a portable camera attached to his vest. He then read a lengthy legal statement – the gist of which was that because my daughter didn’t have a trading permit, she would be fined £150. “But don’t worry, it is only £90 if it’s paid quickly”, the officer added.

    My daughter burst into tears, repeating again and again “have I done a bad thing”?

    I can almost feel common sense and humanity shrinking.

  260. 260.

    Brachiator

    July 21, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Spicer objected to the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci as director of communications. Trump appointed Scaramucci this morning…

    Hmmm. Scaramucci.

    Scaramuccia (literally “little skirmisher”), also known as Scaramouche or Scaramouch, is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell’arte. The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano (masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress and burlesquing a don, he was often beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice.

    C’mon, SNL. Don’t let me down. The satiric possibilities are endless.

  261. 261.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Calling it now: No pardons for anyone outside the Trump family. Trump is beyond stupid to ‘cognitively impaired.’ He can only hold onto a very small handful of simple facts. When his lawyer mentioned (and his lawyer has to have mentioned) that people pardoned can be compelled to testify against him, that’s it. That fact will lodge, and nothing else will matter. The only question is whether he’ll throw his family under the bus as well.

    I also expect Trump to pardon himself, and it will be done in the stupidest way imaginable, essentially a confession and somehow will make things worse. I would not be surprised if it’s improperly issued and thus incriminates him without protecting him. I’m not betting on that, but he is actually that insanely stupid, so stupid even the people who would draft the pardon are that stupid. The pardon will definitely happen. Trump is the most cowardly person I’ve ever seen. No matter how great the arguments against doing it are, he will not be able to resist a simple solution that declares him untouchable.

  262. 262.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    @Spanky: My guess is that the long term connection they have makes it possible tor Trump to ignore this one.
    Since Scaramucci very publicly backed Trump during the campaign – he first backed Bush, but so what. Perhaps there was a very clear apology for that.
    If Trump still held the grudge he would not give Scaramucci a big job – whipping boy or no.

  263. 263.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    I mean, wasn’t criticism of The Donald enough to make him reject people for Administration posts?

    Is it possible he doesn’t know about this?

    Then again, KellyAnne said some harsh things about him back when she was cashing paychecks from the Cruz campaign…

  264. 264.

    Ruckus

    July 21, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    @geg6:
    Well one thing is that rivers in OH don’t catch fire anymore.
    I’m not sure they are cleaner, but there are a lot fewer of them and there is/was the idea that we can’t keep just flushing our industrial crap down the river in the hopes that it will wash away. Our skies are dramatically clearer and cleaner in southern CA now than they were in the first half of my life. Government did that for us, not industry. And our lives are better for it. The industry fought that the entire way. Like they did/do in every instance. Right up to the moment they finally realize that it’s better for them overall and long term.

  265. 265.

    Wapiti

    July 21, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    But when it comes to pollack and cod, it’s mandatory

    .

    Had cod last night, poached in a tomato sauce. Breading would have been problematic.

  266. 266.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    @Spanky:
    The Donald forgets frequently. He forgot he was in a signing ceremony and walked out without doing the signing. The guy has to have Alzheimers, on top of his personality defects. I just can’t see anything else that explains the steady degradation of his memory and focus. He used to be just as big an asshole, but coherent.

    Plus, he has no subtlety, no layers to his actions. He would not give that job thinking it’s a shit post, especially since ‘Person in charge of making America love Donald Trump’ is the most important post he can think of.

    Best guess is, he’s seen Scoochy Poochy fellating him on cable television recently, and liked the cut of his smarmy jib.

  267. 267.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I also expect Trump to pardon himself, and it will be done in the stupidest way imaginable, essentially a confession and somehow will make things worse. I would not be surprised if it’s improperly issued and thus incriminates him without protecting him.

    From your mouth to the FSM’s awaiting tentacles.

  268. 268.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    What a sleaze. Scaramucci speaking. “The President has really good karma.” Yes, he said that. Plus, he said something about having “to believe my body language.”

  269. 269.

    pamelabrown53

    July 21, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: @163.
    I agree. I’m thinking that Bannon wants more congruency with the subterranean and main stream. The better to reinforce white supremacy,, my dear. (Thinking of “Little Red Riding Hood”).

  270. 270.

    randy khan

    July 21, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I don’t think they could enforce an NDA/non-compete against a former government employee, although I also wouldn’t be surprised if the Trump team tried.

  271. 271.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    @Quinerly:

    “The President has really good karma.” Yes, he said that

    “what.”

  272. 272.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Thank You sir!

  273. 273.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Sarah Huckaby-Sanders is the new Press Secretary.

  274. 274.

    randy khan

    July 21, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Let me speak in favor of good tuna salad here.

  275. 275.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    New Communications Director said that about Trump. I kid you not. Who else watching this?

  276. 276.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    “We’re going to do a lot of winning.” Scaramucci

  277. 277.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    @TenguPhule: “Kid fined for selling lemonade!!!11” articles pop up every now and again, and without fail, like this one, they’re written by conservatives as a heart-rending plea towards liberals to stop with all the spirit-crushing regulations.

  278. 278.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Such beauty, much poise, reputation for honesty, wow!

  279. 279.

    MattF

    July 21, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @hueyplong: Here, JRubs lays out the case that Trump will fire Mueller.

  280. 280.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @Quinerly:
    And that, right there, is why Scores Muchly got the job. In Trump and Kushner’s mind, public statements like that are pure gold, the essence of what a communications director is supposed to do.

  281. 281.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @Quinerly: Scary Spice and Tubby Spice, what a pair!

  282. 282.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 21, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    That English kid could’ve been much worse off. She should thank her lucky stars she didn’t face these kinds of obstacles:

    When Ivanka was a kid, she got frustrated because she couldn’t set up a lemonade stand in Trump Tower. “We had no such advantages,” she writes, meaning, in this case, an ordinary home on an ordinary street. She and her brothers finally tried to sell lemonade at their summer place in Connecticut, but their neighborhood was so ritzy that there was no foot traffic. “As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

  283. 283.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Scaramucci has used the words “loyal to him” and loyal to the President” at least 6 times. “The President is phenomenal with the press.” “The President is an unbelievable person and politician.”

  284. 284.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I thought I was the cynic here.

  285. 285.

    Brachiator

    July 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I also expect Trump to pardon himself, and it will be done in the stupidest way imaginable, essentially a confession and somehow will make things worse.

    Trump never, never, never, never, ever confesses. He doesn’t admit he’s wrong or made a mistake. It is not in his DNA.

    I have no idea whether he would pardon himself. This administration is such a farce that you really cannot predict anything. Hell, could he pardon himself (or his family) multiple times?

  286. 286.

    pamelabrown53

    July 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Aren’t lox not only brined but shaved? Makes ’em slimy. While smoked, i.e. kippered salmon is a smoked filet or whole fish. I much prefer the latter. No slime, a texture thing.

  287. 287.

    Turgidson

    July 21, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Good to see, and every conservative/GOP voice we can get on our side to defeat Hair Furor’s assault on this country and the rule of law is valuable.

    But damn, does she have a long way to go yet to atone for her firehose-turned-up-to-eleventy torrent of lies and stupidity during the Obama years, particularly in support of Willard Mitt “Mittens” Romney.

  288. 288.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    “I love the President.” Scaramucci at least 3 times. “It’s important for the President to express his identity.” Scaramucci on Trump’s twitter habit.

  289. 289.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    @TenguPhule: I’m a very critical reader.

  290. 290.

    Olivia

    July 21, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Spicy can always go back to his job as Easter Bunny. Hope the suit still fits.

  291. 291.

    trollhattan

    July 21, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Speaking of people still in the WH, Steve Bannon as Karl Rove on acid.

    Vox then asked Green about comparisons to Karl Rove, who had President George W. Bush’s ear.

    “It’s like that but with an extra touch of weirdness, millennialist apocalyptic paranoia. Like Rove on an acid trip,” Green suggested.

    “If you go back and read people like Evola and Guénon, they literally think that we’re in a dark age. That the apocalypse is coming, and stuff like that,” Green continued. “It’s impossible for me to draw the line between ‘Does Steve Bannon really think the apocalypse is coming, or does he kinda just get off on this apocalyptic imagery?’”

    “But either way, the kinds of stories he published at Breitbart are pretty consistent with the idea that the whole world is falling apart, the country is going to hell, these dangerous immigrants and criminals are kinda marauding through our culture, and meanwhile the secular PC liberals are turning a blind eye to it and destroying American identity and so on and so forth,” the author concluded.

  292. 292.

    randy khan

    July 21, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I think it’s pretty evident that the notional reason for Spicer quitting is that Trump put somebody over him in the hierarchy, a humiliation that was substantive, not symbolic (like excluding him from the meeting with the Pope), and therefore makes sense as an official reason to leave. But I have to think that he’s been looking for an excuse to go for a while now, probably since the Papal visit, but maybe longer.

    I don’t know if he’ll turn on the Administration; the appearance on Hannity tonight suggests otherwise, but you never know. If he did, though, it could be pretty damaging.

  293. 293.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    “Kid fined for selling lemonade!!!11” articles pop up every now and again, and without fail, like this one, they’re written by conservatives as a heart-rending plea towards liberals to stop with all the spirit-crushing regulations.

    It’s always that and the lawsuit where the elderly woman was scalded by coffee. “We need tort reform!!”

  294. 294.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    @Quinerly:

    “It’s important for the President to express his identity.” Scaramucci on Trump’s twitter habit.

    Such a fucking snowflake!

  295. 295.

    Peale

    July 21, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @Quinerly: Says the party that spent the last 50 years running for the bunkers each time an out gay man asked for something.

  296. 296.

    Frankensteinbeck

    July 21, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Trump never, never, never, never, ever confesses.

    Trump has confessed repeatedly, every time making this Russia scandal worse. What Trump does not do is DELIBERATELY confess. He is quite good at declaring he’s not wrong by intimately describing the thing he’s supposed to be keeping secret, for example. It is exactly in this well-established tradition that he could issue a pardon for himself that somehow manages to implicate him further. Trump is so stupid satiric comedians regularly abandon their material because Trump has actually done the thing they crafted as a joke exaggeration of Trump’s stupidity.

  297. 297.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @Quinerly: He has also said he loves the president at least three times. Plus everyone in the White House loves everyone else.

    ETA: I see you are counting “loves” too.

  298. 298.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    “If the President says it, it has a certain level of truth.” Scaramucci on Trump’s allegations of 3 million people voting illegally voting for HRC. I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY MORE. Opening a beer and going back to my beach sitting. I picked a fine time to go on vacation. ?

  299. 299.

    Mnemosyne

    July 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    When Reiner goes, Mel Brooks will probably follow within a few months, if not on the same day like Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. Reiner and Brooks have been BFFs and colleagues for something like 60 years now.

  300. 300.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    @Quinerly:

    “The President is an unbelievable person and politician.”

    I’m sure that nugget of truth unintentionally slipped out.

  301. 301.

    GregB

    July 21, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    I think it is great news that Trump coninues to seek the counsel of his hollow eyed son in law.

    If he takes after his father, he’ll recommend Russian hookers be sent to try to seduce Mueller any day now.

    The kid has no political skills at all.

  302. 302.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    (202) 224-3121
    (202) 224-3121
    (202) 224-3121
    (202) 224-3121
    (202) 224-3121
    Call your senators now to vote NO on the GOP health care bill.
    — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 21, 2017

  303. 303.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    He has also said he loves the president at least three times. Plus everyone in the White House loves everyone else.

    So full seventy’s flashback including the gay orgies then?

  304. 304.

    trollhattan

    July 21, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Heh.

    National Rifle Association spokeswoman Dana Loesch on Friday appeared to criticize newly named White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci’s opinions on gun control. Loesch resurfaced a tweet Scaramucci sent in December 2012, in which he said he was opposed to legislation that blocked “sensible gun laws.”

    “I don’t support that legalization, never had, I have always been for stronger gun control laws,” Scaramucci said in the tweet.

  305. 305.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 21, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    @LAO: Thank you, Joy. I wouldn’t be interested in any book Spicer writes given his willingness to lie on behalf of Trump so regularly and passionately. I’d like someone to ask him about inauguration crowds though to see if he has repented (just out of curiosity).

    On days like this, the contrast between President Obama and Bigot-in-Chief is so pronounced.

  306. 306.

    Jack the Second

    July 21, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I know this isn’t a Betty Cracker thread but —

    Florida man livestreams drunken car chase.

  307. 307.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:
    Corner Stone picked a fine time to just abandon us for his vacation. I interrupted my beer drinking, Tony Hillerman reading, beach sitting to catch this live. Now this sleaze bag is talking “his zip code.”

  308. 308.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 21, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    @Quinerly: Yeah, Trump is pretty unbelievable but not in a good way.

  309. 309.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 21, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Oh my god he is the king of douchebro mountain

    — Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 21, 2017

  310. 310.

    Captain C

    July 21, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    @eric: Or just a veiled threat involving shady finances and maybe that incident with cute little Svetlana…

  311. 311.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    “I’m not going to speak for the President”….says the man who is now the Communications Director for the WH. Unfuckingbelievable. Back to the beach for me.

  312. 312.

    germy

    July 21, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Spicer will retain his job through August, though?

    In other words, the remainder of trump’s administration?

  313. 313.

    Brachiator

    July 21, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Trump has confessed repeatedly, every time making this Russia scandal worse. What Trump does not do is DELIBERATELY confess. He is quite good at declaring he’s not wrong by intimately describing the thing he’s supposed to be keeping secret, for example.

    You got a point here. Don’t know if you could build a case using his spontaneous non-confessional confessions.

    Trump also attributes to others many of his own weaknesses and fears. He questioned Hillary Clinton’s stamina, and then later I read how his staff worked to make sure that he was not too tired out flying to Europe for the G20 conference.

    @randy khan:

    I don’t know if he’ll turn on the Administration; the appearance on Hannity tonight suggests otherwise, but you never know. If he did, though, it could be pretty damaging.

    I don’t know. I doubt that Spicer knows anything substantive about Trump. He was probably kept away from a lot of family and staff meetings.

  314. 314.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Kushner’s statements suggest his head is so far up his own ass, he actually thinks that’s all that’s needed and everything will be fine if that master plan is followed.

    He really does believe that this is about ‘ communications’. Not that he and that whole family are phucking grifting traitors and we want them ALL in orange jumpsuits.

  315. 315.

    MomSense

    July 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    My mom’s cousin and Reiner were in some Broadway musicals together. I’ve seen lots of photos of them as young men on stage and then yukking it up backstage.

  316. 316.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Reminder: Cardin, Warner want to investigate whether Scaramucci’s firm, SkyBridge Capital, violated Russia sanctions t.co/8GkNYw7koZ
    — Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) July 21, 2017

    That’s because Scaramucci reportedly discussed joint investments w/the head of a Russian sovereign wealth fund sanctioned by the US in 2015.
    — Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) July 21, 2017

  317. 317.

    Xenos

    July 21, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    @TenguPhule: “Lox” just means salmon, I think, from the German “Lachs”, Swedish “lax”. Danish and Norwegian “laks”. Is Nova Lox, then, New World gravlax?

  318. 318.

    sukabi

    July 21, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    @LAO: lol…love Dingle’s berries of wisdom.?

  319. 319.

    Major Major Major Major

    July 21, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    @Xenos: Gravlax is its own thing, they used to bury it, ‘grav’ is cognate with ‘grave’.

  320. 320.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    Why Republicans Are Failing to Repeal Obamacare
    by Nancy LeTourneau
    July 21, 2017 2:01 PM

    While Republican efforts to repeal Obamacare continue, it is evident that they are failing more spectacularly than most people assumed they would immediately after the election. There has been a lot of chatter about why that is the case. It includes talk about how Trump hasn’t actually outlined an alternative and has given very mixed signals about what the administration thinks should be done. Similarly, Republican leadership has been put under the microscope for their approach. It has even been suggested that if the GOP had elected a more moderate president, they would have been successful in their attempts to repeal Obamacare.

    All of that is typical punditry, which zeros in on politicians and dismisses the role played by the public. The New York Times captured what is probably the more significant reason for this failure in an article titled, “These Americans Hated the Health Law. Until the Idea of Repeal Sank In.” They traveled to Bucks County, Pennsylvania—a perennial swing district outside Philadelphia—to talk to voters about health care and found what we have been seeing nationally.

    When President Trump was elected, his party’s long-cherished goal of dismantling the Affordable Care Act seemed all but assured. But eight months later, Republicans seem to have done what the Democrats who passed the law never could: make it popular among a majority of Americans.

    Support for the Affordable Care Act has risen since the election — in some polls, sharply — with more people now viewing the law favorably than unfavorably. Voters have besieged their representatives with emotional telephone calls and rallies, urging them not to repeal, one big reason Republicans have had surprising trouble in fulfilling their promise despite controlling both Congress and the White House…

    The shift in mood also reflects a strong increase in support for Medicaid, the health insurance program for the poor that the law expanded to cover far more people, and which faces the deepest cuts in its 52-year history under the Republican plans.

  321. 321.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    @Mike in DC: Yeah. And Trump would love him.

  322. 322.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @rikyrah: To be connected with this administration in any form or fashion, you have to be sleazy so this isn’t even surprising anymore. I will assume that every one of Trump’s sycophants are under investigation for something or another. That’s just how Trump rolls.

  323. 323.

    Mnemosyne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @germy:

    You’ll like this: Christopher Lee was a trained opera singer, and would sometimes entertain the cast and crew of his movies with impromptu performances.

    He also spoke several languages fluently, so if you watch his lips closely in some of the post-dubbed films he made in Italy, you can spot him speaking different languages in different scenes depending on what language(s) his co-stars were most comfortable with.

  324. 324.

    henqiguai

    July 21, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @TenguPhule(#219):

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Fish is delicate, breading seems a bit heavy handed.

    Cod, Pollack and Haddock are not delicate in America.

    Nor are tuna, shark, or swordfish

    ETA: correct that replied to number.

  325. 325.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @TenguPhule: You are dead to me.

  326. 326.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @Quinerly:

    “The President is an unbelievable person and politician.”

    True statement. I certainly do not believe him.

  327. 327.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @henqiguai: Let’s bread everything and fry it!

  328. 328.

    scav

    July 21, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @Quinerly:

    “If the President says it, it has a certain level of truth.” Scaramucci . . .

    No reason the scale can’t have negative numbers / levels. Why not a building comprised entirely of basements?! Although I do rather think the word he was searching for when he blurted out with karma was truckma. (“Look Ma! I’m in a truck!!”)

  329. 329.

    Iowa Old Lady

    July 21, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    @Amaranthine RBG: Can he do the fandango?

  330. 330.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Let’s bread everything and fry it!

    Wait till you try your first deep fried ice cream.

  331. 331.

    glory b

    July 21, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @Tom Levenson: “My guess? A pollock raised near the Plymouth nuclear plant outflows.”

    Late to the thread, but, this is PA! It would be Three Mile Island!

  332. 332.

    lgerard

    July 21, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I don’t know. I doubt that Spicer knows anything substantive about Trump. He was probably kept away from a lot of family and staff meetings.

    With the amount of gossiping and backbiting that seems to exist around trump I would imagine he knows quite a lot.

    i would assume any revelations he provides would be off the record so to speak.

    He does know a lot or reporters, and the abruptness of his departure means something, even if it is just extreme butthurt

  333. 333.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    @TenguPhule: I have seen it on menus of Messican restaurants but never tried it.

  334. 334.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Freddie’s fambly also has deep roots in Mumbai, just like mine does!

  335. 335.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: You should do so. Its good. Sinfully so.

  336. 336.

    glory b

    July 21, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Hey, aren’t you a citizen now? Wasn’t that question on the exam?

    Of course, the answer is yes!

  337. 337.

    Gelfling 545

    July 21, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    @Laura: My daughter (2nd year law student) tells me it’s not all that hard to get a law degree. It just takes a lot of time and the ability to read, she says. Apparently, it’s not rocket surgery.

  338. 338.

    TenguPhule

    July 21, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    @Gelfling 545:

    My daughter (2nd year law student) tells me it’s not all that hard to get a law degree. It just takes a lot of time and the ability to read, she says.

    Ask her again after she tries to take the bar exam.

  339. 339.

    glory b

    July 21, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    @JPL: No, she doesn’t do politics, remember?

  340. 340.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    @glory b: With cheese on top right?

  341. 341.

    Mnemosyne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I see you’ve never been to a county fair. They’ve been doing that for years now. Deep-fried dill pickle, anyone? ?

  342. 342.

    Mnemosyne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    @Gelfling 545:

    Did you ever see Catch Me If You Can? The main character passes the Louisiana bar exam without going to law school by reading the statutes.

  343. 343.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: We talk about tuna steaks, and we eat it rare or raw. We treat it a bit like beef or pork.

  344. 344.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    @TenguPhule: Still dead to me.

  345. 345.

    catclub

    July 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    I’m in a little diner in the middle of PA

    The mystery for me, in the picture at the top of this thread: The light fixture sure LOOKS like it is made for a fan.
    1)Is there a fan but the speed was such that it became invisible?
    2)Was there no fan? Then why have a fixture that is for a fan?

  346. 346.

    J R in WV

    July 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    @Bill:

    Close, but it was Christopher Lee playing Francisco Scaramanga.

    Never mind, too late as usual…..

  347. 347.

    Brachiator

    July 21, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    @lgerard:

    With the amount of gossiping and backbiting that seems to exist around trump I would imagine he knows quite a lot.

    That’s just hearsay. Besides, Trump seems to like to kick everyone except for key people when important shit is about to go down. I think that Spicer is told what to say, but is never in the loop.

  348. 348.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I have actually. Heartburn city.

  349. 349.

    Gelfling 545

    July 21, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    @TenguPhule: The bar exam is not the degree. You have the degree whether you make the bar or not. I expect her to pass it with no trouble though. Phi Beta Kappa in history as an undergrad & 4.0 so far in law school, all done with 2 kids and a disabled husband. She’s good at this stuff.

  350. 350.

    zhena gogolia

    July 21, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Sigh. I WISH WE COULD HAVE THEM BACK SO I COULD STOP BEING EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN again.

  351. 351.

    Gelfling 545

    July 21, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I understand that that was the traditional way to learn the law way back. You got a job as a clerk and your employer let you study his law books.

  352. 352.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    @MattF: Chris Buckley has his moments. I remember an interview he gave on NPR when Palin was nominated for VP and he was quite funny. He talked about being fired by The National Review, his father’s magazine, because of his last page editorial about how stupid she was.

  353. 353.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    @pamelabrown53: That sounds good to me.

  354. 354.

    trollhattan

    July 21, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    “Tuna” covers quite a spectrum of fish and only as an adult have I come to revere the stuff not-in-a-can (although, fancy schmancy Italian canned tuna can fetch $40 per). Last week in Portland we found a small, super-authentic Japanese restaurant and ordered the chef’s choice sashimi, which included three cuts of bluefin of varying fat content. Utter heaven.

  355. 355.

    Ruckus

    July 21, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    @Quinerly:
    It does have a certain level of truth.
    Not an iota, not a scrinch, not the least little bit, nothing that would even require an electron microscope, as mom used to say, Fucking None.
    That’s a certain level, zero. And we are certain that it is zero, he proves it each and every time he opens his mouth.

  356. 356.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    @MCA1: Oh, duh. You knowl I’m a total WASP, right?

  357. 357.

    Felonius Monk

    July 21, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Deep-fried dill pickle, anyone?

    They go well with Deep-fried green tomatoes and should be followed with a fried Twinkie and a fried Snickers bar.

  358. 358.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    @A Ghost to Most: Atlantic salmon, i.e. farmed salmon, is an abomination, other than the smoked kind.

  359. 359.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    @Ruckus:
    Agreed.

  360. 360.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 21, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I hate dill pickles, fried or other wise.

  361. 361.

    Yutsano

    July 21, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    @Gelfling 545: In Virginia from what I understand you can still apprentice to become a barred lawyer. It actually used to be the norm before law schools came about, probably to fill demand.

  362. 362.

    randy khan

    July 21, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    @Brachiator:

    He’s been in a lot of meetings; that’s part of the job. Also, there’s no doubt he would have dish on internal squabbles that could help with the narrative that this group couldn’t fight its way out of a wet paper bag.

  363. 363.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: That’s what I thought you were going for, commenting on the preparation rather than on what John eats. .

  364. 364.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: John’s a hobbit like the 6′ leprechaun in Finian’s Rainbow.

  365. 365.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    @Gelfling 545:
    Depends on the law school. Depends on where she takes the bar exam. Two day exam. One day state specific, one day multistate. I graduated in 1985. Both law school and the bar exams are the hardest things I have ever done in my life, including relationships. Licensed in 3 states, used to try 2 week jury trials. “I did but I don’t anymore.”? Just saying….

  366. 366.

    opiejeanne

    July 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: We get excellent Alaskan cod in Seattle. Some of it fresh, depending on where it was caught.

  367. 367.

    henqiguai

    July 21, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    @schrodingers_cat(#327):

    @henqiguai: Let’s bread everything and fry it!

    Mmmm, Fry Bread…

  368. 368.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Thread be dead, but if you check back, MSNBC is telling me that Scaramucci is personally worth over a billion dollars.

  369. 369.

    Quinerly

    July 21, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    @henqiguai:
    Reading Tony Hillerman right now. A lot of fry bread…..?

  370. 370.

    Gary K

    July 21, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    John, did you see soppressata & capicollo on the menu?

  371. 371.

    feebog

    July 21, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Who’s in charge of the semicolons?

    Someone half-assed, that I can tell you.

    I’m late to the thread because I was actually trying to get some work done today. But you won the internets way back at comment 67.

  372. 372.

    The Lodger

    July 21, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: “all i said to my wife was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah.”

  373. 373.

    VeniceRiley

    July 21, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Fish belongs in tacos.

  374. 374.

    Chet Murthy

    July 21, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    @TenguPhule: She’s lucky she’s white. vibe.com/2017/06/undercover-cops-handcuffed-black-teens-for-selling-water-on-national-mall/

  375. 375.

    Aleta

    July 21, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Wasn’t Scaramucci the bad uncle in the Lion King? And why were two articles I read about Simba Spicer’s resignation written obituary style?

  376. 376.

    Another Scott

    July 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    @germy: DeLong has more:

    [Donald Trump] is just another hack politician. That’s another hack politician. He’s just a hack politician. [Donald Trump] is probably going to make Elizabeth Warren his Vice Presidential nominee, with comments like that. It’s anti-American [for him to criticize hedge funds]. It’s very divisive.

    I can tell you what he’s going to be president of—you can tell Donald I said this—the Queens County Bowling Association. You have to cut it out now. Stop all this crazy rhetoric.

    I don’t like the way he talks about women. I don’t like the way he talks about our friend Megan Kelly. You know what? The politicians don’t want to go at Donald Trump because he has a big mouth, and they are afraid he is going to light them up on Fox News.

    But I’m not a politician.

    You are an inherited money dude from Queens County! Bring it, Donald! Bring it! An inherited money dude from Queens County!

    Q: Do you think Walker will do attack ads against [Donald Trump]?

    I don’t. I think that Walker is a smart guy and he knows [Donald Trump] is going to implode without attack ads. I don’t think [PACs] are going to spend their money on him. Anybody that has been in the high 20s this early in the race has faded. It’s Herman Cain. [Trump] says he’s different: it’s not different.

    I’ll tell you what I think he’s doing. It’s right out of Elizabeth Warren’s playbook. [Donald,] are you a Democratic plant? Stand here and prove otherwise!

    Heh.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  377. 377.

    Jim

    July 22, 2017 at 4:32 am

    That dinner is at US 22 & PA 819. It’s rather “new” and I have not eaten there so might put it on my list. The TV is watching Channel 4 from Pittsburgh.

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