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Snark Open Thread: A Pattern of (Company) Behavior

by Anne Laurie|  August 6, 20174:45 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Vagina Outrage, Assholes, Our Failed Media Experiment, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

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There's got to be some way to measure self righteousness as a predictor of eventual guilt. pic.twitter.com/GWGBhkMqq0

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 5, 2017

Exclusive: A dozen sources tell me that longtime FNC host Eric Bolling sent lewd text messages to women colleagues. https://t.co/dW7XW0EFHS

— Yashar Ali (@yashar) August 5, 2017

This is a frank and uninhibited era, in which a man must abjure putting it all in the shop window. Rest assured any woman who wants to see your very special pictures will not be too shy to ask…

Breaking: Per Fox News Spokesperson, Eric Bolling has been suspended. An investigation will be conducted by law firm Paul Weiss. https://t.co/CvQmYzfU4O

— Yashar Ali (@yashar) August 5, 2017

Pity the Paul Weiss summer associate who has to catalog pics of Eric Bolling's sad pud. https://t.co/QV7XQzoH8i

— Sigh Hersh (@Ugarles) August 5, 2017

Eric's firing will be remembered as the Bolling Ween Massacre. https://t.co/uYPO3ylf6I

— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) August 5, 2017

I remember reading that sexual predators tend to cluster bc most neighborhoods reject them.

This helps explain Fox News.

— Local Milk Grudge (@grudging1) August 6, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Quinerly

    August 6, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    OT….interesting piece from Digby’s site: digbysblog.blogspot.com/2017/08/maybe-they-are-laughing-at-us-by.html

  2. 2.

    Baud

    August 6, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Rest assured any woman who wants to see your very special pictures will not be too shy to ask…

    Way to sex shame, AL.

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    August 6, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    “We will conduct a long and hard probe into Mr. Bolling.”

  4. 4.

    chopper

    August 6, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    @NotMax:

    come on, haven’t we all pulled a few boners in our day?

  5. 5.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 6, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Well, I’m off to San Francisco. High school reunion: accomplished! Will submit On The Road pictures tonight :)

  6. 6.

    bago

    August 6, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Of all of the women I slept with, only one wanted a dick pick.

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    August 6, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    @chopper

    “Classic” Batman: #1 — #2.

    ;)

  8. 8.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 6, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @NotMax:
    You got to those before I could! It’s good to know Balloon Juice respects the classics.

  9. 9.

    p.a.

    August 6, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Do they make macro adapters for phonecams?

  10. 10.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 6, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    There seems to be this common thread of exposure among Fox News hosts and executives. Some source say the evidence is tiny. Others say the truth is so grotesque that what is seen cannot be unseen.

    The true test is whether they can erect a firm defense, one that will stand up in court. While it would be premature to speculate, the flaccid support they’ve gotten from the new Fox management suggests their defense will deflate, leaving them feeling frustrated at the rapidly diminishing possiblities of release.

  11. 11.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    August 6, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    @NotMax: So Mark Hamilton has a personal army of Freddie clones in his basement?

  12. 12.

    zhena gogolia

    August 6, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    I can tell this thread is not leading anywhere good . . . .

  13. 13.

    DCrefugee

    August 6, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    @NotMax: “We must keep mounting an offensive to penetrate any crack in his defenses so we can to lay to rest his dominant position.” – G. Carlin

  14. 14.

    Baud

    August 6, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    @bago:

    dick pick

    How Lorena Bobbitt.

  15. 15.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 6, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: Going for quantity, are we?

  16. 16.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 6, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    What was it like before the advent of camera phones and data service?

    These were the guys hanging out in public parks exposing themselves.

    The only thing that’s changed has been the delivery method. Which is nice, because it leaves a better trail of evidence.

  17. 17.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    …
    you just HAD to do that…

  18. 18.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 6, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    It sure as hell ain’t the QUALITY!

  19. 19.

    ding7777

    August 6, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    OT question. Since the House has adjourned can Trump ignore the Sentate’s pro forma sessions and force the Senate to adjourn?
    .

    Article II, sec. 3 provides that “in Case of Disagreement between them [the houses of Congress], with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he [the President] may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper.”

  20. 20.

    Baud

    August 6, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    @ding7777: Recess is different from adjournment.

  21. 21.

    lollipopguild

    August 6, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: And Quality!

  22. 22.

    bystander

    August 6, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    I’ve tried to follow the Bolling story but the information just comes in spurts. I wish we could get one long solid piece.

  23. 23.

    efgoldman

    August 6, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Seriously (only because I can’t think of any really bad puns) that these hideous sleazebags know they can get away with it for months or years.
    But this is the 21st century. A picture or more ALWAYS gets out. Just not soon enough.
    And they also know that like most abuse victims, the ::ahem:: “objects of their affection” won’t say anything for a long time, and no-one wants to be the first. In a place like Faux, careers and large salaries are also on the line.

    ETA: There must be an Onion headline coming something like “Fox Anchor Always Acted Properly, Women Journos Say”

  24. 24.

    ding7777

    August 6, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    @Baud: thanks

  25. 25.

    bystander

    August 6, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Also, too, if Weiner is a predictor about men who expose themselves unbidden, there’s a certain insecurity seeking validation but I just can’t get a handle on it.

  26. 26.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 6, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Will submit On The Road pictures tonight :)

    Now I feel so inadequate, I’m still working on my Milky Way pics. ???

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 6, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    @efgoldman: The other thing is that, once one person comes forward, lots of others come out of the woodwork.

    ETA: There must be an Onion headline coming something like “Fox Anchor Always Acted Properly, Women Journos Say”

    Shep Smith.

  28. 28.

    lollipopguild

    August 6, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I am sure information will continue to dribble out.

  29. 29.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 6, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: …and I’m off to another photo shoot tonight.

  30. 30.

    Immanentize

    August 6, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    @PaulWartenberg:
    Seriously — that was Polaroid’s business model

  31. 31.

    Felonius Monk

    August 6, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    This gives dicktation a hole new meaning.

    ETA: I guess this is now done with a dicktafone and that makes guys like Bolling dicktators.

  32. 32.

    Immanentize

    August 6, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Towards women?

  33. 33.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 6, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Milky Way or something else?

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 6, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    @Immanentize: He is the only person over there who seems to uphold any standards.

  35. 35.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 6, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: IIRC, he is gay.

  36. 36.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 6, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: good luck! Or whatever!

  37. 37.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 6, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Something else…Downtown LA from above Dodger Stadium. There’s almost a full moon out tonight so the Milky Way won’t be visible. I got a new filter(red intensifier) a week or so ago and could see tiny parts of the Milky Way in a shot of DTLA from above Glendale on a somewhat hazy night.

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 6, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I know.

  39. 39.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 6, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: @Omnes Omnibus: glass closet though, right? Or is he out now?

  40. 40.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 6, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I don’t pay a lot of attention to this, so I assume that, if I know, he is out. But I really don’t know.

  41. 41.

    eclare

    August 6, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    @Quinerly: How is your eye? Hope it’s better!

  42. 42.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 6, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I don’t watch Fox, but I think he did make an announcement on air a short while ago. I remember reading about it.

  43. 43.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 6, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: oh, I think you’re right actually.

  44. 44.

    Quinerly

    August 6, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    @eclare:
    A lot better today. Pain through the night that was rather startling. Then “poof” around 9 AM and mostly gone. Thanks for asking.

  45. 45.

    opiejeanne

    August 6, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I still need to send in my Wyoming photos. As if I’m sooo busy these days.

  46. 46.

    J R in WV

    August 6, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    @Quinerly:

    I damaged a cornea walking in the woods before dawn with two friends, remote national forest land, early winter. It was intended to be scouting for deer season the next day.

    They helped me walk out of the woods, and as we staggered in near darkness I decided to ask them to drive back to the nearest town. A stick got behind my glasses. Painful, especially walking out, but no real harm done. Hunting trip over before it began.

    Now, 40 years later, I see OK for a guy wearing glasses since first grade.

    Glad you feel better already!

    I confess to using tears to moisten my eyes a couple of times each night. Sometimes during the day, not always tho. Aging is terrible, except for the alternative. gripe, gripe, growl…

    ETA add details.

  47. 47.

    Quinerly

    August 6, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    @J R in WV:
    Thanks!

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