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You are here: Home / Open Threads / #NotAllNazis* (Updated)

#NotAllNazis* (Updated)

by Betty Cracker|  August 15, 20174:34 pm| 246 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, General Stupidity

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I must say, Team Trump has really tightened up their messaging strategy now that John Kelly is running the show:

Pres. Trump on Charlottesville: "Not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me, not all of those people were white supremacists.” pic.twitter.com/quf2s7sYGB

— ABC News (@ABC) August 15, 2017

He not only both-sides NAZIS, he equates removal of Confederate monuments to taking down statues of George Washington.

Good lord, what a staggeringly destructive buffoon.

ETA: Here’s the whole thing:

This WHOLE exchange is a MUST WATCH:

Trump: "What about the alt-left that came charging at them … the alt-right?" https://t.co/bSQB9aCyCc

— Daniella Diaz (@DaniellaMicaela) August 15, 2017

I just don’t know what to say.

*H/T to valued commenter Major Major Major Major

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246Comments

  1. 1.

    MomSense

    August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Text “Resist” to 504-09 and tell your Senators that it is time to 25th amendment this whack job. He is unfit in every possible way and has to be removed from office.

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Does it count as a Pivot(tm) if you rotate around fast enough to drill yourself into the ground?

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Also, too, it really frosts him that he was forced to make that statement yesterday, even though the actual Neo-Nazis got the subtext that he didn’t really mean what he was saying.

  4. 4.

    Roger Moore

    August 15, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me, not all of those people were white supremacists.

    Some of them were just people who thought it would be fun to go to another city to riot with a bunch of Nazis and White Supremacists. Seems like a distinction without a difference.

  5. 5.

    Yarrow

    August 15, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    This was something else.

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

  6. 6.

    khead

    August 15, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    He should have held the press conference in a doorway at the University of Alabama.

  7. 7.

    mouse tolliver

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    He can’t not be petty. Even before he debased the office by defending a Nazi rally, he was taking swipes at fake news.

  8. 8.

    Roger Moore

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    @MomSense:

    tell your Senators that it is time to 25th amendment this whack job.

    Unfortunately, the Senate can’t start 25th Amendment proceedings. That’s up to the VP and the Cabinet.

  9. 9.

    El Caganer

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    @dmsilev: The blivit pivot?

  10. 10.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    @Yarrow: Worse. Like peak wingnut, there is no Trump Nadir.

  11. 11.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

    Yes. SATSQ.

  12. 12.

    Kay

    August 15, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    How does he know? Does he take attendance? “All present and accounted for, sir”

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

    I’m gonna go with choice B.

  14. 14.

    Trentrunner

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @Yarrow: Well, we’re not all dead yet, so, yes, things can get MUCH worse.

  15. 15.

    RandomMonster

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @Yarrow: No way this is peak Trump.

  16. 16.

    efgoldman

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

    Peak Deadbeat Donnie is just like more general peak wingnut: a place never to be reached.

  17. 17.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Gonna need a bigger Derp.

  18. 18.

    Mike in DC

    August 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Next presser: why can black people say it but white people can’t?

  19. 19.

    aimai

    August 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Jeebus–that weird accusation that the confederates are identical to our founding fathers has been going the rounds on right wing/nazi sites. Unbefuckinglievable.

  20. 20.

    Kay

    August 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    I think the council members running away from him combined with New Yorkers laughing at him sent him ’round the bend.

    He’s not a stable person and that was a double whammy over 24 hours.

  21. 21.

    randy khan

    August 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

    I have some trouble with the concept of “Peak” Trump, as it always seems like a downward spiral. And at the rate he’s going, the Marianas Trench isn’t deep enough to contain him.

  22. 22.

    MomSense

    August 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    But they can call for it. Somehow we have to get this thing rolling. The cabinet members never will and Pence is up to his lying eyes in the Russia mess so he won’t do anything.

  23. 23.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 15, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    There are NO “fine people” who are Nazis, who are white supremacists, who are members of the KKK. They are all scum.

  24. 24.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    I like the way he compared Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson to George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

  25. 25.

    randy khan

    August 15, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    @Kay:

    Donald, Jr. was there incognito, and reported back. He was the guy in the polo shirt and khakis.

  26. 26.

    khead

    August 15, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    I’m not sure how the post “He should have held the press conference in a doorway at the University of Alabama” put me in moderation. So I’m trying again.

  27. 27.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    I’m valued!

  28. 28.

    El Caganer

    August 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    I don’t think he’s smart enough or educated enough to have thought of that phony comparison with the Founding Fathers. This sounds like something Bannon whispered in his ear.

  29. 29.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    August 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    @TenguPhule: “A little of Cluster A, a little of Cluster B.”

  30. 30.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    @MomSense: The 25th has never been a real option available. Not with this clusterfuck. Our system of government was not designed to handle this level of Calvinball.

  31. 31.

    rk

    August 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    It’s amazing how he always makes things worse. Always. Without fail. I feel like I’m in an abusive house and that’s when I’ve not been personally effected by anything. But every single day is awful! How are we going to get through this?

  32. 32.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    @MomSense: I don’t want him to leave via the 25th A escape hatch. I want him impeached and convicted, because it’s his actions and decisions that need to be condemned and disavowed, not simply “the man himself went crazy”.

  33. 33.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @Kay:
    LOL?

  34. 34.

    Yarrow

    August 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Okay, no Peak Trump is possible

    @randy khan: Perhaps bottomless fire pit of hell Trump?

  35. 35.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): The options are not mutually exclusive. Its all downhill from here on out.

  36. 36.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): Ha!

    ETA: that was a personality disorder joke yes?

  37. 37.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    How can this be!. Just 14 days ago, our media betters promised us the 71 year old Drumpf would completely change his ways and become responsible after giving office office space to a retired general

  38. 38.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    “I think e’s gettin’ worse.”
    ” ‘e is gettin’ worse!”

  39. 39.

    khead

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Moderation hell for some reason….

  40. 40.

    Yarrow

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Not watching any TV–how are the cable channels handling today’s meltdown?

  41. 41.

    Stan

    August 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @aimai: That’s been going around since 1861

  42. 42.

    Hal

    August 15, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    A former coworker who I’m friends with on Facebook posted one of those I don’t care if you’re yellow, brown, white kumbaya horseshit posts.

    She voted for Trump, but yes, we should all just get along. No sense of irony from Trump voters.

  43. 43.

    Roger Moore

    August 15, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’m valued!

    Great kid. Now don’t get cocky.

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    August 15, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @randy khan:
    I’m mindful of “Peek Trump” because I’m deathly afraid to watch him in real time.

  45. 45.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @dmsilev: Cosigned.

  46. 46.

    kd bart

    August 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    No difference whatsoever.

  47. 47.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @Kay:
    The New Yorkers cracked me up.

  48. 48.

    Laura

    August 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    He’s one of them. Full stop. The so-called president has never not been a racist, sexist, intellectually vacant, lazy, coddled, rampant bully.
    He may not be an actual nazi, but he is comfortable hiring them, agreeing with them, giving them political cover, will only grudgingly disavow them with fingers crossed behind his back.
    They are his base and he is their leader.
    Expecting anything different of him, and those who accommodate him is a fools errand.

  49. 49.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    August 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Yes

  50. 50.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Dignity wraith is the best description of Trump. He’s Nazi feces who smears it on everything and everyone he touches.

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @dmsilev:
    Had to roll my eyes at that.

  52. 52.

    NorthLeft12

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Thank Dog that there are disciplined and competent people in the White House or Deadbeat Donald might say something even more ignorant and offensive.

    Bring back Reince!

  53. 53.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: The Praetorian Guard would know what to do.

  54. 54.

    Spanky

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Left without comment.

    From The Hill:

    The Lincoln Memorial in Washington was vandalized with red spray paint.

    The graffiti found on a pillar at the monument appeared to say “f— law,” the National Park Service told local station NBC 4 News.

    A preservation crew is already working to remove the graffiti, which was discovered early Tuesday morning, the NPS said.

  55. 55.

    Laura

    August 15, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: you’re good value at twice the price and half a serving.

  56. 56.

    Tom Q

    August 15, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @Yarrow: Haven’t checked CNN yet, but MSNBC is unanimous it was a disaster.

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch:
    That pivot didn’t come…?

  58. 58.

    MomSense

    August 15, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @dmsilev:

    He can still be prosecuted once out of office. I’m just seeing someone who is capable of doing something catastrophic if he feels cornered.

  59. 59.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @dmsilev: The Pivot Spiral, or maybe the Spiral Pivot? Trump will contribute something to political history.

  60. 60.

    Spanky

    August 15, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @Laura:

    He may not be an actual nazi, but he is comfortable hiring them, agreeing with them, giving them political cover, will only grudgingly disavow them with fingers crossed behind his back.

    Which means he’s an actual Nazi.

  61. 61.

    clay

    August 15, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    @Kay: What’s the laughing New Yorker thing?

  62. 62.

    LurkerNoLonger

    August 15, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    “Not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me, not all of those people were white supremacists.”

    He’s right. Some of them were neo-Nazi sympathizers and white supremacist adjacent.

  63. 63.

    Timurid

    August 15, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Don’t be sad, Villagers. Your fuzzy little Pivot has gone to live on a farm upstate.

  64. 64.

    oldgold

    August 15, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Maya Angelou: “When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.”

  65. 65.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    He needed the facts?
    Since when?
    He didn’t need all the facts when he tweeted out that it was terrorism in Nice…or in Manchester….
    He called it terrorism in 2.2 seconds

  66. 66.

    Yarrow

    August 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    @Spanky: They’re going to have to have 24 hour security on the Lincoln Memorial. Those Nazi white supremacist types are going to try to destroy it. It’s Lincoln’s fault we don’t still have slavery, of course.

  67. 67.

    bystander

    August 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    I hope he’s feeling down in the dumps on the 90th floor. Having thousands of people chanting “New York hates you” outside your door can’t make for a good vibe.

  68. 68.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    @Spanky:

    Which means he’s an actual Nazi.

    Nazis had a better dress sense.

    He’s a brownshirt. The ones even the Nazis found too dangerous to leave around.

  69. 69.

    Trentrunner

    August 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Kelly’s really shaped up this administration in no time…no time at all…

  70. 70.

    NorthLeft12

    August 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    @El Caganer: No I disagree with you, this is exactly what Deadbeat Donald would do. He does not have the intelligence to discern the difference between Confederate traitors/losers and Founding Fathers/Presidents.
    They are all old white guys who died a few hundred years ago, amirite?

  71. 71.

    Spanky

    August 15, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Our Republican(!) Governor:

    Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan (R) announced Tuesday that he wants to remove the statue of Roger B. Taney, a U.S. Supreme Court justice who penned in the infamous Dred Scott decision that black people cannot be U.S. citizens, from the grounds of the State House in Annapolis.

    “While we cannot hide from our history – nor should we – the time has come to make clear the difference between properly acknowledging our past and glorifying the darkest chapters of our history,” Hogan said in a statement. “I believe removing the Justice Robert B. Taney statue from the State House grounds is the right thing to do, and we will ask the State House Trust to take that action immediately,” Hogan said in a statement.

  72. 72.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    @Trentrunner:

    Kelly’s really shaped up this administration in no time…no time at all…

    What if this is the Kelly Shapeup? What if this is actually less worse then the alternative?

  73. 73.

    Peale

    August 15, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Is this the “no labels” people again? Those who say “I hate to be called a Nazi, so why do we put them in a box, since label is just another word for coffin and besides I believe that the Chinese are superior to all races because they are the most racially pure so I’m not hectically a white supremacist, so shut up you social justice warrior.”

  74. 74.

    Betty Cracker

    August 15, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    @rk:

    How are we going to get through this?

    My husband and I were just talking about that. We have no fucking idea either.

  75. 75.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 15, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    @TenguPhule: Indeed. Hugo Boss weeps.

  76. 76.

    Hoodie

    August 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Glad he cleared that up, I wasn’t sure if he is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi.

  77. 77.

    Trentrunner

    August 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    @TenguPhule: Nope. There’s a great photo circulating of Kelly on the sidelines as Trump goes off, looking down and bereft and resigned.

  78. 78.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Yeah. I keep thinking that the big thing about this march is that they broke the taboo by actually being out-and-proud Nazis and Klansmen. Since the nineties, maybe eighties, it’s been basically acceptable on the right to be a full-on fascist loony, as long as you weren’t literally waving a swastika or wearing a white hood. You wore camo outfits instead of brownshirt uniforms, waved Gadsen flags instead of swastikas (Confederate flags were somewhat more risqué but also acceptable), bitched about big government and the UN instead of Jewish Conspiracies, and called yourself something like “patriot movement,” “oath keepers,” “constitutional sheriffs,” or “[something something] militia” instead of the Nazis or the Ku Klux Klan. And then your ass was covered and mainstream conservatives, the media, etc, would humor you in pretending that you weren’t a fascist, just a patriotic, libertarian, Christian eccentric, with controversial but interesting ideas, symptomatic of the arrogant urban liberal elites’ failure to listen to The People…

    Only the stars of yesterday’s rally were literal Nazis, waving literal swastikas and doing literal Nazi salutes. Which largely explains why there was so much pushback from conservative politicians. They’ve spent fifty years basically telling everyone that unless you’re literally a Nazi, it’s not fair to call you a racist, but… whoops.

    Trump seems to’ve realized this, which is why he’s now working overtime on the #NotAllNazis theme to move the message away from “holy shit, real Nazis” and back to “hold on, let’s be fair and hear out the Reasonable Ones.”

  79. 79.

    Spanky

    August 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Somewhat related, sorta:

    The Bell 407 helicopter involved in the weekend crash that killed two Virginia State Police officers in Charlottesville crashed in 2010, officials at the National Transportation Safety Board confirmed Tuesday.

    That crash occurred in May 2010, when the helicopter lost power during a training flight. Two troopers were on board, but did not suffer serious injuries. The NTSB said that the probable cause of the crash was faulty maintenance, noting that the shop that had made repairs to the helicopter, which involved the replacement of a deflector plate, was not authorized to do such work.

  80. 80.

    JPL

    August 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Well I am happy that I bought that bottle of wine today. I’ll deal with the rest tomorrow.
    Saying that he’s a narcissistic maniac is being kind.

  81. 81.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    My husband and I were just talking about that. We have no fucking idea either.

    6 months of food, a months worth of water and a full tank of gas are a good start.

  82. 82.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @Spanky:

    He may not be an actual nazi, but he is comfortable hiring them, agreeing with them, giving them political cover, will only grudgingly disavow them with fingers crossed behind his back.
    …
    Which means he’s an actual Nazi.

    This.

  83. 83.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    From Andrew Stephen’s Cornerstone Speech:

    Our new government is founded upon exactly [this] idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race, is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth.

    The Confederacy explicitly REJECTED the sentiment of the Declaration of Independence. They were traitors, all of them. There is no question about this, there is no debate.

  84. 84.

    Timurid

    August 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    In other news, the alt-white has rallies planned all over the country this weekend, and Dear Leader has just flashed a green light…

  85. 85.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @Trentrunner:

    There’s a great photo circulating of Kelly on the sidelines as Trump goes off, looking down and bereft and resigned.

    This is why I am a pessimist, every time I try to be hopeful it gets stomped down.

  86. 86.

    Chyron HR

    August 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    WAR! The United States is crumbling
    under attacks by actual literal Nazis.
    There are heroes on both sides.

  87. 87.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    There is no question about this, there is no debate.

    And it doesn’t stop those fucking Republicans from doing either anyway.

  88. 88.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    @El Caganer:

    If I might try to untangle the twisted logic, people have written about the fact that Washington and Jefferson owned slaves, etc., so this seems to be saying that taking down the monuments to the Confederates is a slippery slope toward taking down statues to Washington and Jefferson.

  89. 89.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Have the Downfall parody videos been made yet?

  90. 90.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I’ll take whatever we can get.

  91. 91.

    bemused

    August 15, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    My schedule of things that have to get done today went to hell when the presser started. I’m reading BJ, etc. while listening to msnbc and Rick Wilson on Randi Rhodes show.

    Panel on msnbc just exploded in disbelief after presser. One said Trump aides must have wanted to tackle Trump and haul him off stage. Rick Wilson said he thinks Trump is mentally ill. Duh!

  92. 92.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 15, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    @dmsilev: Its not a parody anymore, but a reality.

  93. 93.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Not dangerous – they’d simply served their purpose. IIRC, the Night of the Long Knives was a result of Hitler coming under pressure on both sides, on the one hand from the brownshirts who’d been his early supporters and were actually somewhat economically populist, and on the other hand, the elites that he’d allied himself with to rise to power (the military, the aristocracy, the big industrialists, the clergy) and who wanted that vulgar rabble of agitators gone. He chose the latter.

  94. 94.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    If I might try to untangle the twisted logic, people have written about the fact that Washington and Jefferson owned slaves, etc., so this seems to be saying that taking down the monuments to the Confederates is a slippery slope toward taking down statues to Washington and Jefferson.

    Statues are for winners.

  95. 95.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    nuclear war in Asia on hold while president encourages domestic fascists.

    — jamie k (@jkbloodtreasure) August 15, 2017

    Some good news

  96. 96.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    + 1 for Revenge of the Sith reference.

  97. 97.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @Yarrow:

    This was something else.

    Is this Peak Trump or will things get even worse?

    Worse. The reporters are getting bolder, starting to ask better follow-ups. “Do you think George Washington and Robert E. Lee were the same?”

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    August 15, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @Timurid: I’m thinking Confederate statue removals will also become flashpoints all over the South.

  99. 99.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    nuclear war in Asia on hold while president encourages domestic fascists.

    I don’t think North Korea or China are going to give us a mulligan for talking as a free action while Trump fucks up at home.

    Just saying.

  100. 100.

    Keith P.

    August 15, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Jeez, Trump’s has had some unforced errors before, but this one is blowing my mind.

  101. 101.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’m thinking Confederate statue removals will also become flashpoints all over the South.

    Like they weren’t already?

  102. 102.

    Kathleen

    August 15, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    @rikyrah: Shhh. Don’t tell Chuckles Toady. How is your sister?

  103. 103.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    The only thing I can think of that would make this day worse would be for Iran to start lecturing our country about the need to keep our fanatics in check.

  104. 104.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Yeah, Untergang is getting back its original serious significance.

  105. 105.

    Mike in DC

    August 15, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    27% approval can’t come soon enough.

  106. 106.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    More to the point, neither Washington nor Jefferson nor their British opponents were fighting over slavery. At the time, the mainstream position on both sides was still pro-slavery, and while the British would eventually abolish it before the Americans, it wouldn’t happen until the 1830s, more than half a century after the Revolution.

    The Confederates, on the other hand, not only were seceding primarily because of slavery but wrote exhaustively to leave absolutely no doubt that they were in fact seceding primarily because of slavery.

  107. 107.

    Lizzy L

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    I’ve been hosting a conversation on my FB page. Here’s what I said:

    I’m trying to be nice, here, but if you’re one of those folks who think statues of Confederate generals in heroic poses should remain in city parks across the South because “they represent our history,” I strongly feel you haven’t thought this through. The men represented on those plinths were willing to commit treason against the USA to preserve their privilege to OWN human beings. Were they courageous as they fought for this ugly, corrupt system? Let us say yes, they were. Their courage doesn’t matter. It isn’t a defense. They were ready to tear the Union apart so that they could own people, buy people, sell people, torture people, rape people, degrade people. If you want a statue of Robert E. Lee in front of your City Hall, it should show him on his knees, weeping.

    Friend #1 responded:

    As long as these artifacts remain in our public sphere and are visible and revered, we will continue to have people who look on them with admiration and nostalgia. As opposed as I am to censoring history, maybe if we don’t have to have these guys around any more, they will fade from our collective memory. At least as people to be revered. When they are no longer literally on pedestals, on places like Monument Avenue in Richmond, they will begin to lose their attraction. And then, and only then, can we begin to look at them objectively, as people who did work to tear apart the union for economic reasons — economic reasons that enslaved, tortured, and killed human beings and set us on this horrible national path of institutionalized racism. That is my hope. I for one will be glad to see them destroyed.

    Friend #2 responded:

    Monuments are not history, they are historical commemoratives that idealize selected values associated with past events. To a great degree, they tell us more about the ideology and society of the people who sponsored them than they do the actual events that they portend to represent.

    I hope that conversations like this are happening all over.

  108. 108.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    I can’t watch it, does he seem really unhinged?

  109. 109.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    “Has anyone here seen Kelly? K – E – L – L – Y”

  110. 110.

    randy khan

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Perhaps bottomless fire pit of hell Trump?

    I can work with that.

  111. 111.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Kay: I’d call it a triple: forced to repute he ate his Nazi friends then laughed at by New Yorkers and deserted by the business community … remember he always envisions himself ad this super successful businessman, and desperately craves approval in New York

  112. 112.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Chris:

    I wasn’t trying to justify the logic, just trying to figure out where it came from.

  113. 113.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    John Kelly during the President's Q and A at Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/vxR3hTUqe3

    — Kristin Donnelly (@kristindonnelly) August 15, 2017

  114. 114.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I can’t watch it, does he seem really unhinged?

    He’s every fox news watching uncle or stepdad.

    Same talking points, same aggrieved beligerance.

  115. 115.

    Mike in NC

    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Hey, it’s entirely possible many of those folks carrying tiki torches thought they were just going to a luau.

  116. 116.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I can’t watch it, does he seem really unhinged?

    There is no seems about it.

  117. 117.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    @Jeffro: dang voice texting…”repudiate”…

    (although I do wish he ate his Nazi friends)

  118. 118.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    The guy on the right looks as if he’s saying my little prayer, Господи, спаси нашу бедную Родину!

  119. 119.

    SimoHayha

    August 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @Spanky: Yeah, well. I still want him well gone for screwing up a thousand other things (Baltimore metro line in particular). But how f*ed is 2017 that we have to be happy that Maryland has more than one anti-Nazi party?!

  120. 120.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Hey, it’s entirely possible many of those folks carrying tiki torches thought they were just going to a luau.

    Hawaii wants absolutely nothing to do with this shitparade. We voted for Clinton.

  121. 121.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Impossible to tell at this point where the malice ends and the incompetence starts. Trump is making that problem far worse than it needs to be, and probably guaranteeing that civil disturbance and riots that result from protests and counter-protests have his name written all over them. I hope no one gets hurt. If GOPers in Congress had an ounce of sense, and have more room to distance themselves from racists and fascists than Trump does, they would hold some hearings on it to keep that toxic fool from leading the controversy into dangerous chaos. I doubt they will.

  122. 122.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @dmsilev: Oh I dunno…just after impeachment, removal, & conviction, I have “stroke out live on camera during some pro-Nazi rant” as a close second choice for how this ends.

  123. 123.

    khead

    August 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Not All Nazis. I’ve heard that before.

  124. 124.

    A Ghost to Not

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Peak wingnut potentially involves widespread murder and mayhem. We are on the road, but no, we aren’t there yet.

    /damnkids

  125. 125.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @TenguPhule: They will be worse when a toxic malicious fool is leading the national discussion.on the controversy.

  126. 126.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Hoo boy.

  127. 127.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @jl:

    Trump is making that problem far worse than it needs to be, and probably guaranteeing that civil disturbance and riots that result from protests and counter-protests have his name written all over them.

    I knew Trump was going to cause Civil Breakdown. I didn’t think he’d do it using actual fucking Nazis though.

  128. 128.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I can’t watch it, does he seem really unhinged?

    Chuck Todd, and I despise him, seems genuinely shaken

  129. 129.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    @MomSense:

    I’m just seeing someone who is capable of doing something catastrophic if he feels cornered.

    Nickel bet that he verbally pardons – right there, from the podium – everyone who’s ever worked for him, the Trump Org, or his campaign.

  130. 130.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Oh, yeah. Wasn’t accusing you – just adding to the “statues are for winners” comment.

  131. 131.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    @A Ghost to Not:

    Peak wingnut potentially involves widespread murder and mayhem. We are on the road, but no, we aren’t there yet.

    So we’re just determining how many victims meets the number threshold now?

  132. 132.

    Miss Bianca

    August 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    @dmsilev: Well, they all owned slaves, so no difference, right? Right??

  133. 133.

    bemused

    August 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Yes. He just let his freak flag fly free and totally undid what his aides tried to pretty up. He could not shut up! You just know he wanted to in the worst way and it was just a matter of time.

  134. 134.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    To quote my liberal friends I had dinner with in June 2016 (scene was then caused in quiet little restaurant):

    but. her. e. mails

  135. 135.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    @khead:

    Not All Nazis. I’ve heard that before.

    “Apparently, there were only six or seven Nazis in all of Germany. They must have worked very hard at their jobs!”

  136. 136.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    John Kelly during the President’s Q and A at Trump Tower

    They look like the assembled group at the last scene in the movie “Downfall.”

  137. 137.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    “You had a group on one side that was bad and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent,” Trump said. “No one wants to say that, but I’ll say it right now: You had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit and they were very, very violent.”

    This fucking guy.

  138. 138.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    @TenguPhule: In office, as opposed to electioneering, Trump’s genius operates in an the wrong direction.

  139. 139.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’m thinking Confederate statue removals will also become flashpoints all over the South.

    Some will probably turn into the next Malheur Wildlife Reserve (or whatever the name of the place the Bundys took over was called). Let ’em camp out at the base of their favorite traitor’s statue for a few months and see if that doesn’t get a little old.

  140. 140.

    frosty

    August 15, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    @Spanky: Yeah, Hogan’s acting like a Republican governor who wants to get re-elected in a Democratic state.

  141. 141.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Chuck always was kind of a weak sister.

  142. 142.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 15, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    @Chris: the Confederates thought the Founders got it wrong

    This idea, though not incorporated in the constitution, was the prevailing idea at that time. The constitution, it is true, secured every essential guarantee to the institution while it should last, and hence no argument can be justly urged against the constitutional guarantees thus secured, because of the common sentiment of the day. Those ideas, however, were fundamentally wrong. They rested upon the assumption of the equality of races. This was an error. It was a sandy foundation, and the government built upon it fell when the “storm came and the wind blew.”
    Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner- stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition. […]
    I recollect once of having heard a gentleman from one of the northern States, of great power and ability, announce in the House of Representatives, with imposing effect, that we of the South would be compelled, ultimately, to yield upon this subject of slavery, that it was as impossible to war successfully against a principle in politics, as it was in physics or mechanics. That the principle would ultimately prevail. That we, in maintaining slavery as it exists with us, were warring against a principle, a principle founded in nature, the principle of the equality of men. The reply I made to him was, that upon his own grounds, we should, ultimately, succeed, and that he and his associates, in this crusade against our institutions, would ultimately fail. The truth announced, that it was as impossible to war successfully against a principle in politics as it was in physics and mechanics, I admitted; but told him that it was he, and those acting with him, who were warring against a principle. They were attempting to make things equal which the Creator had made unequal.

  143. 143.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Trump called the driver of the car that killed counterprotester Heather Heyer, 32, and injured 19 a “disgrace to himself, his family and the country,” but he stopped short of declaring the action a case of “domestic terrorism,” calling that an exercise in semantics.

    I can’t even……FUCK HIM WITH A FUCKING RUSTY CHAINSAW.

  144. 144.

    LurkerNoLonger

    August 15, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Thought bubble above John Kelly’s head: What the fuck am I doing with my life?

  145. 145.

    bemused

    August 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    OMG, Kelly and the others look drained.

    I was struck how audible the media questions were during presser. Would I be crazy to wonder if msnbc suspected Trump would shoot off his real feelings and upped the volume for viewers and subsequent videos?

  146. 146.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    @TenguPhule: Mr “Obama won’t speak the magic words!” said, you can call it whatever you want. Pretty sure that’s a quote.

  147. 147.

    Peale

    August 15, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    @TenguPhule: We should demand that he call it Radical Christian Terrorism. Why can’t he use those words? Christ. The right spent 8 years on the fainting couch over these “matters of semantics.”

  148. 148.

    Geoduck

    August 15, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    Checked the news channels- CNN and MSNBC are of course talking about Trump’s spewing. Fox.. doing a breathless report on how the Obama administration failed to deal with Russian election interference.

  149. 149.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    But he also made clear that he believed that some of the counterprotesters were armed and took aggressive actions that helped spark the violence.

    “What about the alt-left that came charging at the alt-right — do they have any semblance of guilt?” Trump said. “They came charging, clubs in hand, swinging clubs.”

    Tell me again how peaceful protests are going to work when this fucker is gaslighting it on national fucking television and his fucking base is going to believe him.

  150. 150.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    @TenguPhule: This is, let us not forget, the same guy who spent months and months screaming that the semantics of using the phrase “radical Islamic terrorism” was the most important thing ever. I know you know this, but I think it best to be explicit.

  151. 151.

    Felonius Monk

    August 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    I just don’t know what to say.

    I do. In case nobody has said it yet (although I doubt that), FUCK DONALD TRUMP with an infected implement.
    I’d call him Shit for Brains, but Shit is smarter than he is.

  152. 152.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    This from a guy (and a political party, for that matter) that spent the entire campaign saying that Obama’s antiterrorism strategy was awful simply because he wouldn’t say the correct words.

  153. 153.

    Keith P.

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Every time I take an afternoon nap, I wake up to a Trump shitstorm. Do I have some kind of special power, or are there just that many Trump shitstorms? I ask similar questions re my phone’s tendency to ring any time I go to the bathroom.

  154. 154.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @Geoduck:

    Fox.. doing a breathless report on how the Obama administration failed to deal with Russian election interference.

    I am fully in Village’s camp at this point.

    Trials are a luxury that FOX is no longer entitled to.

  155. 155.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    “You had a group on one side that was bad and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent. No one wants to say that, but I’ll say it right now: You had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit and they were very, very violent.”

    It’s like the comment section in my local newspaper online sprouted legs, ran for president, and won.

  156. 156.

    gene108

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @Laura:

    He may not be an actual nazi

    The only reason Trump’s not an actual Nazi is because he’s too lazy to read up on what being an actual Nazi would involve.

  157. 157.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @germy: Excellent! They do!

  158. 158.

    chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    This fits.

    Putin must be chuckling contentedly right now.

  159. 159.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    @Geoduck: How long until the Fox News feed consists literally of an anchor looking at the camera and shouting LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!! over and over again for an hour?

    October?

  160. 160.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @Keith P.:

    Do I have some kind of special power, or are there just that many Trump shitstorms?

    Yes.

  161. 161.

    frosty

    August 15, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @TenguPhule: One ofher thing (and this is important, kids, so listen close) … don’t let anyone else know you’ve got this stuff.

  162. 162.

    A Ghost to Not

    August 15, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    This is bad. It can get MUCH worse. I don’t believe we are at peak anything. The first cards have been played.’ One man showed he was willing to kill people who he considers “enemies”.
    Now we find out if they are still the gutless cowards we think they are, or if they go all in. I’m guessing gutless cowards, but preparing for all in.

  163. 163.

    chopper

    August 15, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    i can’t believe it’s 2017 and the president of the united states is bothsidesing a fucking white power rally.

    damn.

  164. 164.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    I’ll give Mango Mussolini this — I bet that there were quite a few frat boy Broflakes who thought that this was all fun and games until they got tear-gassed. The video games they play did not prepare them for the reality of being in the middle of a riot where most of the people around them hate their guts, and there were probably many sniveling phone calls to Mommy and Daddy to come make it all better.

    Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding, boys. Man up and accept the consequences of your poor judgement and choice of friends.

  165. 165.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    @Geoduck: For what it’s worth, the Faux website has the Trump Tower news conference front and center. But yeah, Obama.

    (never mind that the info they’re discussing – Russians trying to interfere in our democracy – was ‘known’ by every American president since FDR. No mention of how Trumpov & Co. are the first time Mother Russia had willing enablers)

  166. 166.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    @gene108:
    You just made me snort my afternoon beer. I kinda needed that chuckle. Thank you.

  167. 167.

    KS in MA

    August 15, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @germy: Amen–may it be so!

  168. 168.

    Gelfling 545

    August 15, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @TenguPhule: From Marshall’s editorial at TPM
    “For any subject of controversy, the first question we should ask is: What is the person known for? How did they earn a place in our collective public remembrance?”

    I’d say if their main claim to fame is treason, no statue.

  169. 169.

    lamh36

    August 15, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    “Hilary is the same as Trump” they said. “Both sides are warmongers” they said. “What’s the point of voting” they said. “Bernie or bust” they said. Now we got this orange muthaphuka..DEFENDING RACIST with some “both sides” bullshit.

  170. 170.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @TenguPhule: Spouting incoherent BS that is impossible to parse has its limits as a political communications tactic. Some presidents have used it as a tactic. Eisenhower told his aides when he was going to do it. But he could turn it on and off as it suited his purpose. Trump can’t do anything else.

    Problem is that everyone can see that, last weekend, the racists and fascists were clearly the party causing the problems from an illegal demonstration that was the Tiki torch parade at night, to shows of armed intimidation, to initiating violence, to producing a terrorist act from one of their members.

    And Trump still cannot give up his ‘many sides’ dodge. Looks bad and is actually probably worse. But from what he actually says, who can know for sure ?As I typed above, good way to create serious civil unrest and controversy with his name written all over it.

  171. 171.

    FlipYrWhig

    August 15, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    @germy: It really is SO MUCH like that. Complete with the stupid argument deployed for the millionth time as though it’s never been said before. “Oh yeah, well, whatabout…” SMH.

  172. 172.

    Mary G

    August 15, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: A body language expert would have a field day with all four of those guys, two in the upset stomach position and two in the cover my balls position.

  173. 173.

    chopper

    August 15, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    did he actually use the word ‘semantics’? cause that’s a bit of a stretch for a guy with a 200-word vocabulary. maybe he said something like ‘that’s just a word argument’.

  174. 174.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    @A Ghost to Not:
    It is going to get much worse. I fear something that we haven’t imagined.

  175. 175.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    @gene108:

    The only reason Trump’s not an actual Nazi is because he’s too lazy to read up on what being an actual Nazi would involve.

    True, but that leather-bound Mein Kampf looks bigly awesome on his nightstand, eh? Amirite?

    He probably got 10 pages in and had to go look at himself in a mirror or something…

  176. 176.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    Blind quote of the day: "That was all him — this wasn't our plan” – a senior WH official tells @jeffzeleny of Trump

    — Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) August 15, 2017

    I’m afraid it’s too late, bucko.

    I saw a photo of Trump putting a piece of paper into his jacket pocket with a reasonable statement on it – like yesterday’s, implying that this aide is correct. But anyone on Trump’s payroll is complicit unless they resign now.

  177. 177.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    @Chris:
    Great point.

  178. 178.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I’ll give Mango Mussolini this — I bet that there were quite a few frat boy Broflakes who thought that this was all fun and games until they got tear-gassed.

    WATCH: Panicked white supremacist renounces beliefs the second he’s confronted by masked demonstrator

  179. 179.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @Quinerly: Oh, I think we’ve imagined some of it…calls for ‘his’ people to exercise their 2nd amendment rights and visit their local congressmen, media HQs, Dem party HQs…

    Whenever you’re ready, GOP…

  180. 180.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @A Ghost to Not:

    Now we find out if they are still the gutless cowards we think they’re, or if they go all in. I’m guessing gutless cowards, but preparing for all in.

    Unfortunately, the two are not mutually exclusive.

    The Nazis just murdered a women is broad daylight. The one time a police overreaction to a march would have been not only justified but fucking helpful, they went in with kiddie gloves. Shit is getting real very fucking fast.

  181. 181.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    Ivanka and Jared are, of course, blameless.

    Per sources: Ivanka/Jared among those pushing Trump to more forcefully denounce neo-Nazis, KKK and white nationalists over the weekend…

    — Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 15, 2017

  182. 182.

    germy

    August 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    I expected trump to start yelling Fegelein! Fegelein!

  183. 183.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    @chopper:

    did he actually use the word ‘semantics’?

    This is what he said.

    “You can call it terrorism. You can call it murder. You can call it whatever you want,” Trump said. “I call it the fastest outcome to a good verdict … You get into legal semantics. The driver of the car was a murderer. What he did was a horrible, horrible, inexcusable thing.”

    He was doing the sidestep with his bare ass hanging out for all to see.

  184. 184.

    Mike in NC

    August 15, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    General Kelly is thinking “this might be a good time to take up sniffing glue”. The Alt-Right has promised Charlottesville is just the beginning of their crusade against decency, and David Duke just tweeted another thank you note to Trump. Everybody knows he’s shedding crocodile tears. Such a disgrace.

  185. 185.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: We need an atonement scale of some kind, that helps wing nuts know how far they’ll have to go to get right with the rest of the country depending upon how early they renounced Trumpov.

    If it’s going to be a color-coded scale, they’re in the dark orange/light red zone, so they might wanna hurry up…

  186. 186.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    But anyone on Trump’s payroll is complicit unless they resign now.

    Resignations are still not an acceptable excuse or defense.

  187. 187.

    rikyrah

    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Kathleen:
    She is stable. When I got here today, she was getting dialysis. She is alert and recognized me, which is a relief. One day at a time. Took today off. Will go to work tomorrow, and maybe leave early.

  188. 188.

    Cheryl Rofer

    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    David Duke got it – I’m not going to embed the tweet, just quoting.

    Thank you President Trump for your honesty & courage to tell the truth about #Charlottesville & condemn the leftist terrorists in BLM/Antifa

  189. 189.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Jeffro:

    We need an atonement scale of some kind, that helps wing nuts know how far they’ll have to go to get right with the rest of the country depending upon how early they renounced Trumpov.

    Involuntary servitude at a minimum for them.

  190. 190.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Chris:
    This was Reagan’s great contribution to American culture. He sold white America completely on the notion that racism was such a terrible thing to accuse someone of, people should be given absolutely every possible benefit of the doubt. You basically had to wear a Klan hood or say ‘nigger’ to be racist, and even then ‘I didn’t know’ could get you off. Nobody internalized this more than the national news, which is why it’s stunning they’ve started to even drop ‘nationalist’ and straight out talk about white supremacy.

  191. 191.

    A Ghost to Not

    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @gene108:
    I read a report somewhere that Rump used to practice Hitler’s speeches in the mirror

  192. 192.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    @Jeffro: um, you were already in the red zone if you didn’t denounce him before the election.

  193. 193.

    MomSense

    August 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    @rikyrah:

    I hope you can take some time to rest and be with your sister. Big hug from me.

  194. 194.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    I want to add that I called this: Reluctant to condemn, forced to walk back by Kelly, then at some point he can’t hold it in anymore and he spews it all out, making things worse. It’s a well established pattern by now.

  195. 195.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Thanks for this update. Sending positive thoughts. Was thinking about you today. Hoping for good news in a thread. Hugs from Poco and his kitty advisers.?

  196. 196.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    General Kelly is thinking “this might be a good time to take up sniffing glue”.

    I thought Heroin was the drug of choice for the army?

  197. 197.

    Gelfling 545

    August 15, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    @chopper: Really, I don’t think he would know semantics from his left foot.

  198. 198.

    JCJ

    August 15, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    @jl:

    The Pivot Spiral

    Like an airplane spiraling down? The crash will be something to behold. Possibly the best ever.

  199. 199.

    jl

    August 15, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Reagan did have political skills and vision, which most of the time he put to bad ends. He really set up an effective template. Even a guy like Pence knows what to say, and Sessions knows what he has to do in order to keep the GOP race dodge going. Trump can’t wrap his head around it, and you can see that a few of the dimmest Congressional GOPers can’t either. Sorry if my comment seems very cynical, but it is GOP political wedge product, wasn’t my idea.

  200. 200.

    FlipYrWhig

    August 15, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: The sources of every story that make Kushner and Ivanka look good are Kushner and Ivanka.

  201. 201.

    lamh36

    August 15, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    President Orange Menace, and ENTIRE ELECTED REPUBLICAN PARTY are disgusting…

  202. 202.

    Chris

    August 15, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Yep.

    And Nixon, before him. He created the modern Republican Party by running as the “I am not a racist, but…” candidate. A reasonable, moderate, common sense alternative between the wide-eyed Real Racists who followed George Wallace, and those dangerous social engineering Marxist extremists who followed the Democratic Party leadership. But Nixon’s career kind of futzed out, and he didn’t have Reagan’s (I’m told; I don’t see it) charm.

  203. 203.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I meant on their side … not ours .

  204. 204.

    Gelfling 545

    August 15, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: One would certainly think so but in that Trump crowd who knows?

  205. 205.

    A Ghost to Not

    August 15, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    @Gelfling 545:
    To be fair, he probably hasn’t seen his left foot in some time.

  206. 206.

    Jeffro

    August 15, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    @TenguPhule: how about they just lose their franchise for a generation or two ?

  207. 207.

    Gelfling 545

    August 15, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    @rikyrah: We will hope for continued progress and healing.

  208. 208.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    @Geoduck:

    Fox.. doing a breathless report on how the Obama administration failed to deal with Russian election interference.

    They have to. They can’t let their viewers know that they were in on the scam the whole time. They now have to claim that they were fooled just like the rest of us.

  209. 209.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    The problem isn’t Trump. It’s the millions of people who were just nodding along to this shit.

  210. 210.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @Jeffro:
    That part is nothing to imagine. He already won an election saying that someone might Second Amendment HRC and people still voted for him and against HRC by writing in BS or voting for Jill Stein. Need to Google to find his actual quote from the campaign. As I recall the Secret Service was called in to investigate it as a threat on Hillary.

    Found it: https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/10/us/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton.html

  211. 211.

    Comrade Luke

    August 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Great job normalizing “alt-left”, so that they could co-opt it and use it against anti-Nazi protesters, guys.

    Real good job.

  212. 212.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @Jeffro: I meant on their side, too. A number of wingnuts disavowed him before the election, and they avoided this particular red zone, the rest did not and are pushing far into the invisible parts of the spectrum.

    @Comrade Luke: The hell are you on about, this would be like saying “great job normalizing ‘fake news’ so that Trump could use it as a cudgel against the mainstream media.”

  213. 213.

    zhena gogolia

    August 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    God I hate Glenn Thrush.

  214. 214.

    TenguPhule

    August 15, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    @Jeffro:

    how about they just lose their franchise for a generation or two ?

    Then they wouldn’t learn anything.

    And all those fruits and vegetables would remain unpicked, the trash wouldn’t be cleaned up and all those potholes would remain unfilled.

    These fucking Republicans have always argued that backbreaking labor installs moral fiber. I say, let’s see if this is true. And even if it isn’t, at least the proper backs will be broken.

  215. 215.

    FlipYrWhig

    August 15, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    @jl: Exactly. It’s really not that hard to break out the Official Presidenting Manual and follow it. Even noted dimwit playboy doofus George W. Bush was adequate at it. Trump can’t do it _at all_. He’s stupid, he’s hateful, he can’t see, he can barely read, he doesn’t take constructive criticism, and he’s convinced himself that he can always follow his gut. What’s remarkable, looking back, is that his BEST performances as a credible president were during the debates–performances that were, graded against anyone else, terrible. That was his _peak_ at being a passable head of state.

  216. 216.

    chopper

    August 15, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    wow, he actually used the word ‘semantics’. guess one of his idiot sons gave him a word-a-day calendar for christmas.

  217. 217.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Phew! I hope she continues to improve. We are all pulling for her.

  218. 218.

    Mike in DC

    August 15, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    It just occurred to me now. (More) People are going to die because of this. He just gave these racist shitbags the thumbs up to let their freak flags fly.

    If there is a hell, may he suffer there a very long time.

  219. 219.

    Dr. Ronnie James, D.O.

    August 15, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    There is no Peak Trump, only Trough Trump.

  220. 220.

    Roger Moore

    August 15, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’m thinking Confederate statue removals will also become flashpoints all over the South.

    Like they weren’t already?

    They’ve been points of contention up to now, but they’ve been slow-burning fuses because the removals have been done officially with the kind of deliberate process- meetings, votes, etc.- that official action usually has. Yesterday, people got fed up with the slow action and decided to take matters into their own hands. If the statues are in danger of vigilante removal, it’s going to make things that much nastier and more contentious.

  221. 221.

    Quinerly

    August 15, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @Mike in DC:
    And that same Hell for all that have enabled him, supported him, and the press who fluffed him for two years leading up to his election.

  222. 222.

    Tazj

    August 15, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @Gelfling 545:

    I’d say if their main claim to fame is treason, no statue

    Exactly, this isn’t hard people. Lee committed treason and fought to protect slavery, statues are for those who’ve done something heroic and admirable. I know there were brave Confederate soldiers, but there were also brave German soldiers and the Germans don’t have statues of Hitler.

    Twitter is often insane but today seems especially crazy. People defending Trump’s remarks about George Washington(he owned slaves tomorrow will his statue be taken down?) to others claiming the alt-left is outside of Trump’s NYC residence plaining a purge of white people.

  223. 223.

    JPL

    August 15, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @Tazj: Some folks confuse the revolutionary war with the civil war. SAD

  224. 224.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 15, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: This. Maybe it’s time for his cabinet to make a public statement and get out, for the sake of their own souls. Alternately, 25th amendment his ass as a clear and present danger to the country.

    @Cheryl Rofer: “Per Jared/Ivanka”, I think this is supposed to say.

  225. 225.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 15, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Now, now. He’s just making the very reasonable point that we can’t ever talk about anything because Trump might take it out of context and lie about it on national TV.

    Clearly, we need to just stop all discussions of anything.

  226. 226.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    @Chris:

    The Confederates, on the other hand, not only were seceding primarily because of slavery but wrote exhaustively to leave absolutely no doubt that they were in fact seceding primarily because of slavery.

    They were in a twist because they couldn’t impose slavery upon the North – that’s what the Fugitive Act and the Dreed Scott ruling were supposed to do and Lincoln wouldn’t do it. The right to tell others what to do what was the State’s Right the Confederates were fighting for.

  227. 227.

    West of the Cascades

    August 15, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    @Dr. Ronnie James, D.O.:

    There is no Peak Trump, only Trough Trump.

    There is no Trough Trump … it’s Trumps all the way down.

  228. 228.

    Chyron HR

    August 15, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    @Comrade Luke:

    Great job staying home on election day and surrendering the country to literal Nazis, Luke.

    This is presumably the part where you start shitting yourself and screaming about the doughnuts.

  229. 229.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    @Jeffro:

    dang voice texting…”repudiate”…

    He should have asked to refundiates them then.

    My god, that’s a horrific though; even Sarah Palin would make a better president than Trump.

  230. 230.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    @germy:

    I expected trump to start yelling Fegelein! Fegelein!

    That would make an awesome press question if they had the wit to ask it

    “So Mr President, are we correct to understand Fegelein was organizing the Counter Protesters at Charlottesville?”

    And see if Trump bites and goes full Downfall.

  231. 231.

    Yarrow

    August 15, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Chuck Todd, and I despise him, seems genuinely shaken

    Anyone, and that especially includes our media, who didn’t know this is who Trump is was seriously ignoring everything that happened throughout the man’s life and especially during the campaign. The media is guilty because they did not highlight any of it and treated him as a joke or hand-waved it all away in pursuit of ratings.

  232. 232.

    Kathleen

    August 15, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: May Chuck Todd rot in hell. And whatever Villago Delanda Est says. All of them.

  233. 233.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    BTW; WTF is an “Alt-Left?” , there are the Greens, Anarachists and the Bernebros, but I have never heard anyone call themselves no would I call anyone “Alt-Left”.

  234. 234.

    VFX Lurker

    August 15, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I just sent him straight to the pie filter.

  235. 235.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 15, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    They have to. They can’t let their viewers know that they were in on the scam the whole time. They now have to claim that they were fooled just like the rest of us.They have to. They can’t let their viewers know that they were in on the scam the whole time. They now have to claim that they were fooled just like the rest of us.

    Hey, at lest they aren’t agreeing with Trump on this rubbish, Small mercies.

  236. 236.

    Mike in DC

    August 15, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    @West of the Cascades:
    It’s a recursive pattern, jumping the shark continuously while asymptotically approaching closer to but never reaching Absolute Zero.

  237. 237.

    VFX Lurker

    August 15, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    Vanity Fair did a write-up on the alt-left back in March. They’re few in number, but loud in volume.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/why-the-alt-left-is-a-problem

  238. 238.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 15, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    So, is General Kelly Keitel, or von Stauffenberg?

    History will judge either way.

  239. 239.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    August 15, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    @Keith P.:
    1. There are that many Trump shitstorms
    2. You are experiencing the results of a natural law involving telephones of any description and plumbing–baths, showers, toilets, dishwashing, whatever, if water is involved the phone will ring, typically when you are at the least convenient point in the process–leg-shaving, shampoo, holding a well-soaped casserole dish that needs two hands to manage, and so on.

  240. 240.

    gorram

    August 15, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    @Chris: Uuuuuhhhh, unfortunately, a lot of the Revolutionary War “heroes” were in fact quite vocal about anxieties that the UK government could take away their slaves just as easily as it could raise taxes. The inciting issue for the revolution, arguably, was the restriction against “settling” indigenous land. I get not wanting to give these fascists credit, but there’s a very real way that both the framers and the confederacy had horrible, racist motivations that we need to structure society ot pull us away from.

  241. 241.

    sukabi

    August 15, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    @Roger Moore: they can start impeachment proceedings though…

  242. 242.

    J R in WV

    August 15, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    But that perspective is twisted. None of the founding fathers (slave holders or not) ever declared war on the United States of America. Lee, and Jackson, and Davis, etc, etc all did.

    The founders of the Confederacy were active traitors to their oaths of office, to their nation, the United States. Treason is different from mere immorality, that is, holding slaves. Both crimes against humanity, but not the same crime at all.

  243. 243.

    BroD

    August 15, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    “They came charging, clubs in hand, swinging clubs.”

    I was there on the back nine. I saw it. it was ghastly.

  244. 244.

    J R in WV

    August 15, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    No, no. They issue uppers, meth type drugs, so you can fight for days and days. How do you think those pilots fly 30 hours missions?

  245. 245.

    tybee

    August 15, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    lofl

  246. 246.

    TooTall

    August 16, 2017 at 11:37 am

    @oldgold: Amen to that

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