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Open Thread: Big Storm, Small Man

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 20178:57 pm| 151 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Just Shut the Fuck Up, Not Normal

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(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)
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Wait, did Trump seriously fly down to Texas and not meet with any victims?

— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) August 30, 2017

I was of two minds about all the bad publicity surrounding Trump’s farcical Texas drop-in yesterday. On the one hand, it’s always good when some of Trump’s deluded cultists more optimistic supporters — not least his cheerleaders from the Very Serious Media — realize they mean as much to him as a well-done steak, to be devoured and forgotten. On the other hand, given Lord Smallgloves’ notoriously pissy temperament, he could very well decide to punish all the LOSERS & HATERS by refusing to sign off on desperately needed aid packages…

the @dallasnews WH pooler is pretty done with @potus's TX visit. No "expression of sympathy," came with mysterious crowd of fans: pic.twitter.com/3poiXShQJG

— Heather Timmons (@HeathaT) August 29, 2017



Jenna Johnson, at the Washington Post, “Even in visiting hurricane-ravaged Texas, Trump keeps the focus on himself”:

…His responses to the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey have been more focused on the power of the storm and his administration’s response than on the millions of Texans whose lives have been dramatically altered by the floodwaters.

He has talked favorably about the higher television ratings that come with hurricane coverage, predicted that he will soon be congratulating himself and used 16 exclamation points in 22 often breathless tweets about the storm. But as of late Tuesday afternoon, the president had yet to mention those killed, call on other Americans to help or directly encourage donations to relief organizations…

While Trump’s top aides gathered with Vice President Pence at the White House over the weekend, Trump videoconferenced in. On Saturday, he wore a white campaign hat. On Sunday, he opted for a red version. As of Tuesday evening, both hats — which feature “USA” on the front, “45” on a side and “Trump” in the back — were being sold on Trump’s campaign website, prompting ethics watchdogs to accuse the president of trying to profit off the crisis…

The president eats silica packets pic.twitter.com/BFzu9ko4mU

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) August 29, 2017

Frank Bruni, in the NYTimes, “The Waters Swell. So Does Trump’s Ego”:

… [W]hat Trump saw in Hurricane Harvey was a mirror of his own majesty. A storm worthy of a stud like him. A meteorological complement to one of his resorts, rallies or steaks. Something really, really big.

“Even experts have said they’ve never seen one like this!” Trump marveled on Twitter, and I read exultation into that not because I’m sour on the president but because I have eyes. Also because I have a memory. He has used almost exactly those words to describe a buffet of developments in his rise and reign, always with an air of self-impressed wonder…

Even Ari ‘Dubya’s Mouthpiece’ Fleisher!

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But then, next day…

TX Gov Abbott says federal funding for Harvey response should be "far in excess" of package for Hurricane Katrina

— Deirdre Walsh (@deirdrewalshcnn) August 30, 2017

Look who all of the sudden loves the heavy hand of the federal government https://t.co/qx07uoVdgt

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) August 30, 2017

On Harvey relief/recovery efforts, Trump says, "There's probably never been something so expensive in our country's history."

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) August 29, 2017

His sons are presumably busy setting up disaster relief/recovery companies. https://t.co/nTf1WsLzu8

— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) August 29, 2017

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— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) August 29, 2017

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— Violet Skyye (@Violetskyye) August 29, 2017

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  1. 1.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Restaurants and stores near me are open tonight. I had Popeyes :)

  2. 2.

    Jeffro

    August 30, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Someone please get this jackass on a hot mic talking about how much money there’ll be to be made grifting off of the recovery and rebuilding effort…

  3. 3.

    Baud

    August 30, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    It won’t be that expensive. We’ll just stiff the contractors. Trump style.

  4. 4.

    Jeffro

    August 30, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Btw this should go well for Republicans: they’re about to hold children’s health insurance hostage for another chance to take a whack at Obamacare

  5. 5.

    Mike J

    August 30, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    @BethanyAnne: I hope you ordered an extra biscuit. After a hard week, you deserve it.

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    Roger Moore

    August 30, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @Baud:

    It won’t be that expensive. We’ll just stiff the contractors. Trump style.

    And use cheap Chinese steel and Mexican construction workers to keep costs under control.

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    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Apparently somebody at the WH with maybe 30% of a brain looked at the reaction to the trip and issued a proper statement of concern for the dead, homeless and injured over Velveeta Voldemort’s name.
    But nobody can unsee or unhear what happened yesterday.

  8. 8.

    Mike J

    August 30, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @Roger Moore: Can’t we just get Mexico to pay for it?

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    Roger Moore

    August 30, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Btw this should go well for Republicans: they’re about to hold children’s health insurance hostage for another chance to take a whack at Obamacare

    So they’ll gut insurance for kids if we don’t let them gut insurance for everyone?

  10. 10.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    F drumph. My crazy rescue dog that we had for 6 years was put down on Sunday. I didn’t think my wife and I had much of an emotional attachment to Yeller because he ran away close to a dozen times. But we were both full of tears all Sunday. 2nd time in 6 years we’ve had to put a cancer stricken dog out if his misery. : (

  11. 11.

    lamh36

    August 30, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Evening peeps came home to day to the headlines bout Megyn Kelly’s show tanking and how the Today show colleagues are askurred that her dismal ratings and Q score will affect the ratings/Q score of the show.

    Yeah…they should worry…who woulda thought…hiring the main Blonde Faux news bobblehead, who never failed to finda a racist way to spin any story about people of color vs white folks…would have an issue with keeping a diverse audience….ya know DIVERSE…

    @thedailybeast
    NBC colleagues are nervous that the poor showing of her Sunday night current-affairs show will follow her to “Today”
    https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/902985049901060098

    NBC in ‘total panic’ as Megyn Kelly attracts only old white people after firing popular black host Tamron Hall http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/nbc-in-total-panic-as-megyn-kelly-attracts-only-old-white-people-after-firing-popular-black-host-tamron-hall/#.WadiIq26Ppo.twitter

    (They didn’t technically FIRE Tam’Ron Hall. Tamron quit when they overlooked giving her a hosting time spot and instead hired Kelly and gave her a solo prime spot)

    Still, if I’m Tamron Hall, I’m sitting at home ready these articles like this: https://media.giphy.com/media/86XNoBdI44ZYA/giphy.gif

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    donnah

    August 30, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Dear Trump: Obamacare and Hurricane Harvey = human lives.

    You’re selling fucking hats on your campaign website. You touched none of the flood victims. Your words offered no empathy or comfort or hope.

    You are already passing over Harvey to promote tax cuts for the wealthy, passing over the cost of rebuilding ruined Texas for funding your ridiculous wall.

    Presidenting: You’re doing it wrong.

  13. 13.

    Anne Laurie

    August 30, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    @BethanyAnne:

    Restaurants and stores near me are open tonight.

    Yay! Here’s to a swift and as-painless-as-possible recovery…

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    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    So happy to just have some Popeyes. Sitting here, petting cats, being happy.

  15. 15.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Sometimes it really is the simple things….

  16. 16.

    Anne Laurie

    August 30, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:

    My crazy rescue dog that we had for 6 years was put down on Sunday.

    Condolences on your loss.

    Even with the ones I was convinced I wouldn’t regret losing… as the Spousal Unit puts it, If you’re the sort of person who’s willing to take a less-than-perfect rescue, you’re the sort of person who’ll mourn them when the time comes.

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    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: Oh, I’m so sorry.

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    lamh36

    August 30, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Another great Luvvie blogpost featuring the best of the Luvvie-Nation comments on her Faebook post…some of the funniest commenters on the interwebs (outside of BJ of course)

    ThumbsUp Trumpledick and Disaster Barbie to the Hurricane Harvey Rescue! – via @Luvvie

    Melania Trump in the new Hurricane Harvey SS17 runway collection. Who doesn’t need a pair of 5 inch stilettos to wade through waist deep water? I mean, you can’t comfort a suffering city without reminding them that at the end of the tunnel is a squinting white lady to receive you in her Air KneeBreak black heels. And her dumbass thumbs up giving buffoon of a husband.

    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling comforted already, knowing Squinty McGee and Squirrelwig McRacistpants are coming to Houston’s rescue. Except they didn’t even touch down in Houston, going to Corpus Christi instead. Fuckasses. They are the true worst. It’s for the best, though, since the people of Houston have suffered more than enough….

  19. 19.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    @lamh36: Squirrelwig McRacistpants!

  20. 20.

    Ohio Mom

    August 30, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    @Jeffro: Back to the phones!

    As Scott says, We have to fight them every day.

  21. 21.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Thanks. One of the strangest things has simply been opening house doors without the worry of him bolting. I hope he finally finds what he was wanderlusting after. The local police and animal control folks will probably miss him as well.

  22. 22.

    randy khan

    August 30, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    Someone should tell Abbott that not everything is bigger in Texas.

    The package should, of course, be whatever is appropriate considering the damage and the number of people affected. Maybe it should be more than Katrina, but maybe not.

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    eclare

    August 30, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: Oh I’m so sorry, it’s amazing how attached we all become.

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    JPL

    August 30, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Nice! A friend in the heights area was hoping to find a coffee shop open.
    How’s your mom?

  25. 25.

    TS

    August 30, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    @donnah:

    You touched none of the flood victims.

    More likely than not – none of the flood victims wanted to be touched by this president*

  26. 26.

    eclare

    August 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    JFC, why is KAC still invited on CNN? Anderson is in TX, though, I’ve always liked him. KAC is on with Cuomo, who she owned a couple of weeks ago.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:

    Oh, that’s sad. I’m very sorry. But you know you did the right thing, if the poor dog was suffering. Still … so sad.

  28. 28.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    August 30, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    This has probably already been mentioned but apparently the Arkema chemical plant in Crosby TX is going to probably explode and or catch fire, per the company CEO: https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/30/arkema-ceo-no-way-to-potentially-stop-an-explosion.html

    “Richard Rowe, CEO of the North America unit, told reporters that chemicals on the site will catch fire and explode if they are not properly cooled, and that Arkema expects that to happen within the next six days as temperatures rise. He said the company has no way to prevent that because the plant is swamped by about six feet of water.”

    Apparently they lost power this weekend and then their emergency generator got swamped by flooding. So no refrigeration for chemicals that need it.

    I also wonder what’s going on with the level 4 Biosafety labs at the Galveston National Labs on Galveston Island.. https://www.utmb.edu/gnl/safety/ Yes they have back up generators but as we have seen time and time again, generators often seem to be put in place with protection from moderate flooding, then they get biblical flooding. Additionally generator have to be refueled. In situations like this where is the additional fuel come from…

  29. 29.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    @JPL: She’s fine, thanks for asking :) She went to work today, and was grateful to leave the apartment. I think those of us who are lucky enough to have dodged the worst are still a little stir crazy, and tired from anxiety. It could have been so much worse, though, and was for friends.

    Her cow-orker had just moved back into his house. He was out a year, repairing from the Memorial Day floods of 2015. Went for a week vacation in San Francisco Tuesday. Neighbors posted pics of their neighborhood with 3 feet of water in his house. He needs to #!@(** move.

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    lamh36

    August 30, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    @eclare: Anderson was on vaykay, like Wolf Blitzer was for the Situtation Room, Anderson couldn’t stay away, so he’s back today on location in Texas, with his usual on location uniform of tight Black shirt and gleaming gray hair.

    (FYI, I’m being snarky, I like Anderson actually, but I do sometime snark on his disaster coverage since Katrina)

  31. 31.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: I am so sorry. I’ve had two go because of cancer. My sincerest condolences.

  32. 32.

    james parente

    August 30, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    I just found out that the Houston Mets/Astros serries will be played in Houston, this weekend. Is it just me or does this decision look ill advised?

  33. 33.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    One last story. The day we brought Yeller home was mid August 6 years ago. 2 days after our beloved 10 1/2 year old yellow lab was put down. I was absolutely against another dog until all vet bills were paid. Wife goes to shelter and sees Yeller and thinks he looked like Mickey. I was forced to go look at him and I knew he was nuts but I couldn’t leave him there. Anyway. as soon as we sat down to dinner that night he jumped directly into the middle of our kitchen table and sent everything flying. I wanted to take him back every day for a least a year. Lol…. Damn dog.

  34. 34.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:

    “…chemicals on the site will catch fire and explode if they are not properly cooled, and that Arkema expects that to happen within the next six days as temperatures rise….”

    We’re Texas, y’all. We don’t need no stinkin’ gumint regulations :::spit:::

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Spicy right?

  36. 36.

    Brachiator

    August 30, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    But as of late Tuesday afternoon, the president had yet to mention those killed, call on other Americans to help or directly encourage donations to relief organizations…

    Kanye West once said, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”

    Trump doesn’t care about anyone who is not himself or his family.

    That said, I get the impression that people and responders care more about dealing with the flood than what Trump says.

  37. 37.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    @lamh36: Check your email.

  38. 38.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: /sigh. Nope. Dark meat, mild. :)

  39. 39.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne

    I so sorry for your loss. I lost my 16 yr old fluffy kitty Sunday night. He was old and slowing down a bit, but he seemed fine and I thought sure I had a few more years with him. At least I still have his crotchety sister Minnie the Meaney. It still hurts. Hugs if you want them…

  40. 40.

    eclare

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: Awww…once you bring them home…..

  41. 41.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Oh! If the store is open, I could go get a box of brownie mix. Hmmm.

  42. 42.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    @Brachiator:

    people and responders care more about dealing with the flood than what Trump says.

    That’s clear from the video. Story after story of ordinary citizens using their boats and vehicles in rescue operations, some from hundreds of miles away.
    Unfortunately, it takes a tragedy of this scale to bring out the best in people.

  43. 43.

    mvr

    August 30, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Maybe the various Trump properties could offer free rooms to Harvey refugees.

  44. 44.

    scav

    August 30, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m just enjoying the vision of level 4 Biosafety labs on Galveston Island.

  45. 45.

    Mike in NC

    August 30, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: Sorry for your loss.

  46. 46.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @mvr:

    Maybe the various Trump properties could offer free rooms to Harvey refugees.

    I’m sure instructions have already come down to charge a significant premium. Cash or approved cards only.

  47. 47.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    Aw, now Mattress Mack is going to use his stores as dropoff points for cleaning supplies to help people recover from the storms. As soon as he’s done letting people use them for shelters. He’s such good people.

  48. 48.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: If both of those go kaboom, then disaster management and emergency response in the greater Houston area is going to turn into something else entirely. And it will be very, very bad.

  49. 49.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 30, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    I think what is so awful about Trump’s reaction can be summed up this way; people who were to ill or sick to escaped laid there helplessly drowned because help couldn’t get to them in time. Trump as the leader of the country is ultimately responsible for that. And while there was little if anything he could have done to prevent it, the fact that the reality of the limits of his powers doesn’t disturb him in the slightest and instead he sees this something to make himself famous, is just simply wrong.

  50. 50.

    mai naem mobile

    August 30, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    @lamh36: I am kind of po’d at Anderson not reaching out to Kathy Griffin for over 2 months after the Dolt45 beheaded effigy thing. I get it that he didn’t reach out in the immediate fallout but maybe after a month??? Even behind the scenes. Kind of cowardly. He worked with her for 17 years.

  51. 51.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 30, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    And I’ve landed in queens! M^4 two, deep vein thrombosis zero.

  52. 52.

    Brachiator

    August 30, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Story after story of ordinary citizens using their boats and vehicles in rescue operations, some from hundreds of miles away.

    A radio host here in the Los Angeles area interviewed a friend of his from Austin. The guy’s church bought a boat and they were out trying to help people. Even cut the interview short when he got word that they needed to go back and pick up some people who had tried to wait out the previous storm wave.

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @james parente: I think they’re trying to do it for morale purposes.

  54. 54.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Woot!

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    @BethanyAnne: I have worked with a number of cow-orkers over the years, but I wasn’t on as good terms with them as you seem to be with yours. :-) Just teasing, I thought that was a cute typo. Cow-orkers is a term best saved for the colleagues you don’t like, I think.

    edit: Forgot to say how pleased I am for you that the worst has passed in your area. What a relief!!

  56. 56.

    mai naem mobile

    August 30, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @BethanyAnne: I don’t think he’s doing it for the publicity but,man,this guy has gotten millions if dollars of free advertising at a relatively small cost. This guy is going to get people buying furniture from his business for decades based on what he’s doing right now. Stupid Joel OSteen and supposed Brandmaster Dolt45 could learn a lesson from Mattress Mack.

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Is there any other kind???

  58. 58.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Even cut the interview short when he got word that they needed to go back and pick up some people who had tried to wait out the previous storm wave.

    I’m sure multiple books about Harvey will come out, full of stories like this about casual heroism.

  59. 59.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Cheers,everybody. I don’t know how I wound up here many years ago but dogs may have been involved.

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Okay.

  61. 61.

    Yutsano

    August 30, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    @Roger Moore: Honestly if all they get is the medical device tax I’ll take that every day and twice on Sundays.

  62. 62.

    Another Scott

    August 30, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: :-) Great story. Thanks.

    Remember the good times.

    Condolences for your loss. :-(

    Best wishes,
    Scott.

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @efgoldman: I don’t think it has to be on this scale, EF. When the tree hit my house 4 years ago, so many people were amazingly kind. The furniture store stored my leather sectional for 6 months. No charge. The owner of the cleaners stored all my clothes and all my bedding, pretty much everything I owned except for half a dozen outfits I wore for 6 months. He was only going to charge me next to nothing for 6 months of storage, I made him take more money. I could go on and on, everyone was so kind!

    edit: the guy who took down my tree was the kindest of all… he knew how much I had loved my tree – he called it the matriarch of our neighborhood, he waited an extra day to take his vacation so he could take it down for me so I could get it over with.

  64. 64.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    August 30, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    @scav It somehow gives me a very Fallout 4 vibe, I don’t know why.. or maybe Castle Wolfenstein…Bio lab, huge storm, airborne disease vectors.. I’m sure people in authority have everything under control…right? It’s not funny, I just feel a little bit like I’ve been living in a disaster movie spoof since last November.

  65. 65.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @WaterGirl: Apparently there is. Who knew?

  66. 66.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: I believe this is what you’re looking for:
    https://www.amazon.com/Stand-Stephen-King/dp/0307947300/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504145326&sr=8-1&keywords=Stephen+King+the+stand

  67. 67.

    Ruckus

    August 30, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:
    Sorry for your loss.
    Sometimes I think that the most ornery dogs are the best. My last one was one ornery bastard and yet, he was a great companion. Have his picture as my phone background, so I can see him everyday.

  68. 68.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 30, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:

    I don’t know how I wound up here many years ago but dogs may have been involved.

    Most of us blame drinking heavily. Sorry to hear about you having to put the doggie down, been there, it sucks.

  69. 69.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: @james parente: I’ve got 10 bucks that says this will go down in history as “well, it seemed like a good idea at the time”.

  70. 70.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: M4 for the win. Are you solo this trip?

  71. 71.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    @mai naem mobile: He’s been showing up and helping during disasters for 20 years. He’s a Houston institution at this point.

  72. 72.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    @Ruckus:

    My last one was one ornery bastard and yet, he was a great companion.

    Don’t ornery dogs usually have ornery owners?

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: That’s just wrong! Will forgive BethanyAnn because of all she’s been through, but it does give me pause.

  74. 74.

    eclare

    August 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Fine with me. Ends>means.

  75. 75.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    @Ruckus: I felt so bad for you when you had to give him up. Life is not fair.

  76. 76.

    eclare

    August 30, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    @WaterGirl: @WaterGirl: What happened?

  77. 77.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 30, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    @WaterGirl: just me and all my friends who already live here :)

  78. 78.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    omg, this is true: So Trump’s campaign was a moneymaking scam but he accidentally discovered Naziism was popular?

    That’s the plot to The Producers.

  79. 79.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: Hmm, now maybe I have to try the spicy.

  80. 80.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    Did the meet up post disappear?

  81. 81.

    NorthLeft12

    August 30, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    I keep wondering how many times that Deadbeat Donald has to show what an incompetent, ignorant, and selfish ass he is to his core supporters before even they get that he is an odious person and not worthy of being the US President.

    My gut feel is that it will always be plus one. They are bound to him like an anchor. They will sink to the furthest depths with him. Hopefully they do not take a lot of other Americans with them.

  82. 82.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I had to fix the title. I took northern Kentucky from the email and made it northwestern Kentucky in the title. So I had to change it to northern, which then makes it a different post. Just reload this page and then hit on the next post arrow to the right.

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Spicy is what makes Popeye’s so good! Try it, unless you don’t like spicy.

    @Omnes Omnibus: It didn’t disappear for me.

  84. 84.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 30, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @efgoldman: Yes.

  85. 85.

    different-church-lady

    August 30, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    So that’s the first lady sitting there at the situation table?

  86. 86.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Okay. I had a confuzzled moment there.

  87. 87.

    Bill Arnold

    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:
    According to Google Maps (searching on Arkema Inc., Crosby Eastgate Road, Crosby, TX 77532, USA) there appear to be residences nearby, the closest (nice looking swimming pool) very roughly 400 meters away from site center. (or 500). Moot, I suppose; they’re probably all flooded ATM.
    https://www.arkema.com/en/media/news/news-details/Status-of-Plant-in-Crosby-Texas – status – last update Aug 29.

    I can imagine the desirability of owning/renting a house within walking distance of the potentially-explody factory where one works. Sort of. Particularly if the plant pays substantial real estate taxes. A bit weird though.
    (Is this unique to Texas? Found this, about Houston (not Crosby) amusing (punchy/decohered a bit today) : Zoning, More Than Just a Tool: Explaining Houston’s Regulatory Practice )
    (On the third hand, people do live near nuclear power plants and accept the arguments that the risk of an accident is low, in return for low real estate taxes.)

    So, guessing that the plant will be allowed to explode if it does, and the level 4 Biosafety labs at the Galveston National Labs will be saved, because there is no risk to saving the later until the generators go, and letting them fail would be bad.

  88. 88.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    @WaterGirl: Never had Popeye’s, see them advertised here.

  89. 89.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    @WaterGirl: I just wanted a platter of every side, but I didn’t see that :)

  90. 90.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Sorry.

  91. 91.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Not solo at all. Sounds like great fun!

  92. 92.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    @Bill Arnold: They’re OK with explody factories in Texas, remember West, TX?

  93. 93.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Try it if you like spicy. KFC is boring, but Popeyes can be really good.

  94. 94.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @Bill Arnold:

    On the third hand,

    No, that should be “on the gripping hand.”

  95. 95.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @BethanyAnne: They should add that to the menu. Comfort food platter. Except they would have to call it “many sides”, and that would ruin everyone’s appetites because it would make them think of the Dumpster.

  96. 96.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 30, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @WaterGirl: I mean it’s still solo, lol.

    Should be, yeah!

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: That’s right. Didn’t they REDUCE regulations in response to that one? Stupid, stupid people.

  98. 98.

    Aleta

    August 30, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: I can picture that crash so well I’ve fallen for him now myself. My sympathy for your loss.

  99. 99.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Texas does not have zoning requirements about where industrial commercial facilities have to be separated from residential. Hence the industrial explosion in the town of West, Texas a few years back. The facility that exploded was smack dab in the middle of a residential area.

  100. 100.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Well, hopefully in one sense, yes.

  101. 101.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @WaterGirl: haha

  102. 102.

    BethanyAnne

    August 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    @WaterGirl: Normally, I have the seafood poboys at Popeyes. This is the first time in a long time that I’ve had any chicken at all there. But they were clearly running on a skeleton crew – didn’t even have the dining room open, just drive through. So, I tried for simple.

  103. 103.

    Aleta

    August 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    @BethanyAnne: I used to go by one on the way to skiing and just get mashed potatoes gravy and biscuits. Was there okra too or am I imagining?

    wait–red beans and rice too.

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    They had a 13-episode Ziva NCIS marathon over the weekend, so I am off to spend some quality time with Ziva. Pretty sure i have missed her more than she has missed me.

  105. 105.

    scott alloway

    August 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: So sorry for you. It is never easy and the pain slowly evolves into warm memories. Our best thoughts to you all.

  106. 106.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 30, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @WaterGirl: Madame is Korean, we do spicey. Looks like there’s one over by the high school.

  107. 107.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @BethanyAnne: @Aleta: I haven’t had them in years, but they always had the BEST onion rings. They had a kick to then, too, if I recall. Now I’m really going, I hear Ziva calling me now.

  108. 108.

    catclub

    August 30, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @randy khan:

    Maybe it should be more than Katrina, but maybe not.

    I saw somewhere they thought maybe 300k houses have been affected by the flooding.
    I wonder how that compares with Katrina.

    It seems to me that unlike Katrina, Houston is not totally without power (or water)
    for weeks on end. – Or at least large regions may be better off. Also destroyed bridges from Katrina

  109. 109.

    WaterGirl

    August 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Go for it!

  110. 110.

    stinger

    August 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: So very sorry to hear it. Thanks for taking him in and giving him a home to come back to after running away!

  111. 111.

    catclub

    August 30, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Housing damage. Katrina damaged more than a million housing units in the Gulf Coast region. About half of these damaged units were located in Louisiana. In New Orleans alone, 134,000 housing units — 70% of all occupied units — suffered damage from Hurricane Katrina and the subsequent flooding.

  112. 112.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    August 30, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    @Bill Arnold They have apparently been evacuating residents 1 and a half miles from the plant starting last night:

    http://www.khou.com/weather/harvey/crosby-chemical-plant-at-risk-of-fire-explosion/469003777

  113. 113.

    catclub

    August 30, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    @BethanyAnne: A five Guys burger with all the toppings and no burger is not too bad a veggie sandwich.

  114. 114.

    Adam L Silverman

    August 30, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Then you will likely find it to be kind of bland.

  115. 115.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Kyle Griffin‏Verified account @kylegriffin1

    Trump’s weekly Gallup approval hit a new low last week: 35%.

    His daily approval hasn’t been above 35% since Aug. 20 http://bit.ly/2woUUmB

  116. 116.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    Tallahassee Democrat‏Verified account @TDOnline

    FAMU named No. 1, No. 2 top producer of African-American bachelor’s,doctoral degrees in U.S.

  117. 117.

    The Lodger

    August 30, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    @BethanyAnne: Wow, that’s two Mel Brooks plots in a row. First the black sheriff coming to town, now the scam artist using Nazis…

  118. 118.

    hueyplong

    August 30, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    @The Lodger: Kind of feels like High Anxiety lately, though.

  119. 119.

    danielx

    August 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Goes without saying.

  120. 120.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    Marcus H. Johnson
    ✔
    @marcushjohnson

    If Kamala Harris says she is for Medicare for all and Bernie Bros still hate her, maybe its more about identity than policy ??

  121. 121.

    ruemara

    August 30, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I am so sorry you’re in Queens. Do what we all do & escape to Manhattan quickly.

  122. 122.

    Peale

    August 30, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @lamh36: I have a friend who once was on a flight to LA with Anderson. He got nervous that maybe Anderson knew something was about to happen in LA and that maybe he would be shocked to find out that the city had fallen into the sea. You don’t want to go where Anderson is flying.

  123. 123.

    danielx

    August 30, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:

    I also wonder what’s going on with the level 4 Biosafety labs at the Galveston National Labs on Galveston Island.

    One has to wonder whose idea that was.

  124. 124.

    Peale

    August 30, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    @ruemara: There ain’t no place better than Queens. To celebrate surviving DVT, he should go to Jackson heights for Pernil and filipino Ukoy.

  125. 125.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    ABC News‏Verified account @ABC

    Incredible video shows good Samaritans forming human chain to rescue elderly man from car stuck in deep floodwaters. http://abcn.ws/2wISQbT

    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/903041017368248320

  126. 126.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    ABC13 Houston‏Verified account @abc13houston

    Aric Harding returned to his Friendswood home to get his kids’ stuffed animals. Then he played his flooded piano. And he moved us to tears.

    https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/903066084412186624

  127. 127.

    Ruckus

    August 30, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    @efgoldman:
    How the hell do you think I know the meaning of ornery bastard?

  128. 128.

    Laura

    August 30, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: I am so sorry for the loss of your boon companion and forever friend. You and Little Anne are bearing the suffering you saved your friend from.
    ((((((Hug)))))))

  129. 129.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne:
    Sorry for your loss :(

  130. 130.

    Ruckus

    August 30, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @eclare:
    I had lost my business that was supposed to take me to retirement, from the recession. A friend took me in but I couldn’t keep my dog. It was that or living in my van. He went back to the rescue org that I got him from as I couldn’t find him any other home. The lady that runs the rescue kept him. He was a cocker of about 12-14 yrs when I had to give him up in mid 2012 so I can’t imagine he’s still going. But you never know about ornery bastards. I’m still going.

  131. 131.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    Dan Broadbent‏ @aSciEnthusiast

    To be fair, we need to acknowledge that Joel Osteen’s church was designed to shelter from taxes, not hurricanes.
    7:14 AM – 30 Aug 2017 from Indianapolis, IN

  132. 132.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 30, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    @ruemara: already in the east village.

  133. 133.

    rikyrah

    August 30, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    The Hill
    ✔
    @thehill

    Trump admin appoints ex-dean of college busted for fraud to run student aid fraud office: http://hill.cm/obJh394

  134. 134.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    @ruemara: LaGuardia is in Queens. I think that was all he meant.

  135. 135.

    Ruckus

    August 30, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    @rikyrah:
    He should know from fraud.
    I sure the point was though that he should know it not from the perpetrators side.

  136. 136.

    joel hanes

    August 30, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Cow-orkers is a term best saved for the colleagues you don’t like, I think.

    Hmm. Where I’ve worked, it’s been a recognized idiom for “esteemed colleagues” or “gentle persons”, and has been considered perfectly cromulent. And note the affectionate possession, usually “my cow-orkers”, and seldom “the cow-orkers”

  137. 137.

    Old Dan and Little Anne

    August 30, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    @Laura: Thank you. When I created my nym here at BJ the most clever thing I could think of were the names of the two dogs from my favorite book, “Where the Red Fern Grows.”

  138. 138.

    Dave

    August 30, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    @mai naem mobile: Agree he’s a mensch. Also, there’s gonna be a bunch of soaked mattresses that need replacements. Wonder who will sell the most mattresses? He’s done crazy promotions in the past that cost him millions, so he doesn’t seem to be in it just for the money.

  139. 139.

    Laura

    August 30, 2017 at 11:38 pm

    @rikyrah: I’m down with Charlie Pierce’s recommendation, strip Joel Osteen’s “church” of it’s tax exemption and give it to the Matress King, who appears to be his brothers keeper in deed.

  140. 140.

    J R in WV

    August 30, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    So now we have a chemical plant doomed to explode – violently, AND a Class 4 biological lab with megadeath bacteria inside, with the reverse air pressure about to fail, no one knows when, because the generators WILL run out of fuel.

    We are SO fuqed. Anyone with the balls to ask Trump what can be done about these pending events? nope. ‘Cause he doesn’t have a clue…

  141. 141.

    efgoldman

    August 30, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    @J R in WV:

    Anyone with the balls to ask Trump what can be done about these pending events? nope

    He wouldn’t possibly have an answer if they did, but if there’s any fault it’s with Texas’ political leadership, that totally avoids any kind of “regulatory burden” on business.

  142. 142.

    NotMax

    August 30, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    @Major Major Major Major

    Thought I felt a disturbance in the Force.

    (Or, as it’s Noo Yawk, the Fawce.)

  143. 143.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    @J R in WV: Get a grip.

  144. 144.

    Bill Arnold

    August 31, 2017 at 12:20 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    No, that should be “on the gripping hand.”

    Doesn’t scale. :-)
    At a conference once, one of the regulars stood up at the end of a talk to make some points to the speaker, and got up to “Fourteenthly”. Most of us were amused.

  145. 145.

    Mnemosyne

    August 31, 2017 at 12:21 am

    @joel hanes:

    “Co-workers” are the people one works with. “Cow-orkers” usually means you don’t like them, especially if you spell it as “cow-irkers.”

  146. 146.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2017 at 12:29 am

    @Bill Arnold: Are you familiar with the novel The Mote In God’s Eye?

    ETA: Never mind.

  147. 147.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 31, 2017 at 12:47 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I am literally re-reading that book right now, and I’m reminded once again of how awesome the BJ commentariat is. :)

  148. 148.

    Tokyokie

    August 31, 2017 at 4:59 am

    @Mike J: After all, where did this storm arise? The Gulf of MEXICO!

  149. 149.

    BethanyAnne

    August 31, 2017 at 8:16 am

    I generally like most of the folk at her office, I was just calling them cow-orkers because it amused me :)

  150. 150.

    baquist

    August 31, 2017 at 11:06 am

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: Deepest sympathy for your loss.

  151. 151.

    psychobroad

    August 31, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Anne: I know this thread is dead but had to say sorry. We had to put our Gracie girl down in April and I’m still crying over her, and not likely to stop any time soon. Peace on your doggie.

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