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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Late Night Adventure Tales: “I Was a Mercenary. Trust Me: Erik Prince’s Plan Is Garbage”

Late Night Adventure Tales: “I Was a Mercenary. Trust Me: Erik Prince’s Plan Is Garbage”

by Anne Laurie|  September 1, 20172:05 am| 79 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, Military, Republican Venality

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Is there a rationale for having contractors play this role instead of U.S. troops other than "Erik Prince runs a contracting company"? pic.twitter.com/aPyVmw0IpD

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) August 30, 2017

Sean McFate, at Politico:

For the past year, Erik Prince has been peddling an idea that should alarm anyone who has followed his career: We should replace U.S. troops in Afghanistan with mercenaries, preferably his…

The generals laughed at Prince, and thankfully the president went with the non-mercenary option. But Prince refuses to disappear, excoriating the generals in a recent op-ed for The New York Times, and pushing again for mercenaries, suggesting “it is not too late to alter the course.”

As a former military contractor, I cannot imagine a worse outcome for Afghanistan or the U.S. than handing everything over to mercenaries.

Prince’s argument has lots of problems. He insists contractors should not be stigmatized as “mercenaries,” even though he is proposing armed civilians in conflict zones—the classic definition of a mercenary…

Besides being offensive, Prince’s proposal is unworkable. I know because I’ve done these things. For years, I worked as a private military contractor in Africa and elsewhere. I built armies for clients, dealt with warlords, conducted strategic reconnaissance, worked with armed groups in the Sahara, transacted arms deals in Eastern Europe and even helped prevent a genocide in Central Africa…

When I raised an army in West Africa, under worse conditions, it took more than a handful of contractors at the battalion and company levels to create a professional, fully functioning military. A lot more. The U.S. Army War College asked me to write a monograph on how we did this, and—spoiler alert—it’s more complicated than Prince’s breezy plan. Then again, Prince has never raised a legitimate army.

The price is a problem too. Prince promises his plan will save “American taxpayers more than $40 billion a year.” Don’t believe him. Prince has not shared any financial details with the public, a curious omission. Would you buy a house without first asking the price? Of course not.

Where will these mercenaries come from? According to Prince, all will be “brave Americans” who are “former Special Operations veterans.” More sales talk. To keep costs down, he will probably have to outsource to the so-called Third World, where military labor is cheap. When I was in the industry, I worked alongside other ex-special forces and ex-paratroopers from places like the Philippines, Colombia and Uganda. We did the same missions, but they got Third World wages. Private warriors are just like T-shirts; they are cheaper in developing countries. Call it the globalization of private force…

Lastly, where has Prince been these last seven years? Why did he show up now? Like many mercenaries, he follows the money. After the Nisour Incident, he left Blackwater and helped raise a mercenary force for the United Arab Emirates. Now, he is working for the U.S.’s main geopolitical competitor, China…

Whether or not you trust Politico, it’s worth reading the whole article.

Now, there’s an argument that the NYTimes could’ve served a useful purpose in exposing the shoddy grift Betsy deVos’s brother is trying to sell Trump’s administration… if the Grey Lady hadn’t shown herself so fatally susceptible to the charms of every third-rate Reicht-wing promoter…

Hey @nytimes if you'll run this Erik Prince advertorial I got a killer "Why Profs Should Be Worshipped Like Gods" op-ed so please DM me. pic.twitter.com/MZIAiQzDf5

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) August 30, 2017

You know how "retweets do not equal endorsements?" That's also how op-eds work in editorial pages. Good god. https://t.co/hrAXdJ0vye

— Jose A. DelReal (@jdelreal) August 30, 2017

Was one good reason to run this piece. It shines some light on Trump's potential effort to reward Prince surreptitiously at taxpayer expense https://t.co/gL289Ujnok

— Norman Ornstein (@NormOrnstein) August 30, 2017

Another note: that Prince is choosing to make this argument publicly is actually a reflection of his lost influence in the WH w/ Bannon gone

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) August 30, 2017

The Times probably wouldn't run an op-ed by Ted Kaczynski or Charles Manson. https://t.co/oX1FZg6IeV

— Mark A.R. Kleiman (@MarkARKleiman) August 30, 2017

That's an absurd comparison. And for the record, the NYT and the WP ran Kaczynski's manifesto! https://t.co/xO2QIAMHwN

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) August 30, 2017

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  1. 1.

    Mike G

    September 1, 2017 at 2:10 am

    Oversimplified breezy plans that sound good to stupid people, while failing in disastrous ways, are the foundation of Repuke rhetoric.

  2. 2.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 2:29 am

    Shady, imperious crook Betsy DeVos isn’t even the worst of her litter, which is rather remarkable. The Scamway Crime Family.

  3. 3.

    prostratedragon

    September 1, 2017 at 2:33 am

    Christ, what an asshole!

  4. 4.

    mskitty

    September 1, 2017 at 2:34 am

    Interesting to see to whom the Failing New York Times will give that precious space on their op-ed page. This Mr. Nasty you wouldn’t even need to google to understand his blacksouled special pleading.

  5. 5.

    Arclite

    September 1, 2017 at 2:44 am

    Prince is currently funded by the Chinese. Who owns the mineral rights in Afghanistan? The Chinese. If Prince can convince the US to fund his security team, while his clients extract all the wealth, it’s a win win for Prince and the Chinese. Also Prince gets to do what he loves most: play soldier with big boy toys.

  6. 6.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    September 1, 2017 at 2:54 am

    NYT lied and cheer lead the country into attacking Iraq (a country that did nothing to us).

    In a just system they would have been charged with war crimes, just as Nazi propagandists were at Nuremberg.

    No surprise to see more of their unchecked blood lust on display.

  7. 7.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 1, 2017 at 3:01 am

    @Mike G:

    sound good to stupid people

    AKA the Trump base, and the dipshits at the Vichy Times.

  8. 8.

    fuckwit

    September 1, 2017 at 3:10 am

    It’s all falling to shit.

  9. 9.

    sharl

    September 1, 2017 at 3:46 am

    Nick Baumann‏ @NickBaumann Aug 30

    What’s the lefty equivalent of the Erik Prince op-ed, and would the NYT op-ed page even consider publishing it?

    Ian Millhiser‏ @imillhiser
    Replying to @NickBaumann

    “Government should seize the means of production and give it to Bob.”

    By Bob.

    The Erik Prince thing shows the folly of both sides-ism. There's no left-wing op-ed equivalent to "pay my company to murder restive natives"— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) August 30, 2017

    what has happened to the @nytopinion section? pic.twitter.com/oiGCBUA2ai— Dave Lozo (@davelozo) August 30, 2017

  10. 10.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 3:51 am

    It’s the 1st of September, but still hot and muggy AF. It’s 80 degrees, and I can hear thunder rolling on the Gulf of Mexico.

  11. 11.

    sharl

    September 1, 2017 at 3:51 am

    wow, pretty out there thing for the NYT to publish, but free speech is a solemn duty pic.twitter.com/MxR6h8A65E— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) August 30, 2017

    From elsewhere on the NYT Opinion page: Heil-O, hitlerinos!

    I dunno did you scroll over to the side pic.twitter.com/Ly3wbpQXpX— ? Dollars Horton ? (@crushingbort) August 30, 2017

  12. 12.

    Oatler.

    September 1, 2017 at 3:53 am

    The Trumpenproles like the idea of mercenaries because it gratifies their 1980s nostalgia for brave true Reagan chickenhawk kill fantasies.

  13. 13.

    sharl

    September 1, 2017 at 4:00 am

    @Betty Cracker: Yech! I can barely remember living without A/C as a kid in Ohio, but can’t imagine being without it now.

  14. 14.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 4:09 am

    @sharl: Life would be unbearable in FL without A/C. My ancestors settled here in the 1800s, the crazy bastards — the summers must’ve been hideous for them! It’s nice and cool inside, but I was out with the dogs a while ago and was amazed at how muggy it is at OMFG o’clock in the morning.

  15. 15.

    jl

    September 1, 2017 at 4:13 am

    Maybe the NYT could get Adam Smith to write an advertorial praising the East India Company.

    Adams died before the Company’s mercenary abuses sparked a horrific rebellion in India, so he wouldn’t mention any Debbie-downer crap and piss on such a great idea.

  16. 16.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    September 1, 2017 at 4:25 am

    Detroit Tigers just donated Justin Verlander to Houston. (link)

    Now that‘s what I call being generous.

  17. 17.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 4:32 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: Wow!

  18. 18.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 4:35 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: The Angels got Justin Upton and Brandon Phillips. Some of us fans (we fans?) were hoping to see Verlander in Angels red.

  19. 19.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 4:41 am

    @Betty Cracker: We watched Miss Firecracker the other night and it reminded me to go back and watch Cross Creek since Steenburgen and Alfrie Woodworth are both in it. I’ve read the book a couple of times and even have the cookbook!

  20. 20.

    Hkedi [Kang T. Q.]

    September 1, 2017 at 4:46 am

    @Betty Cracker: There are tricks to make it more bearable. Hawaii summers are a LOT less fun than what I remember as a kid (higher surface/volume ratio + climate change). A/C is just such a cheap and easy fix, especially if you want to keep people working.

  21. 21.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 4:54 am

    @opiejeanne: Dodgers have lost 5 straight and were swept by the snakes; the dream is over.

  22. 22.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:00 am

    @raven: I loved Miss Firecracker! What a cast! I love Alfre Woodard, especially after seeing her in that film.

  23. 23.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym

    September 1, 2017 at 5:03 am

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: The Tigers got a top 50 prospect (Franklin Perez), a lottery ticket tearing up A ball (Daz Cameron), and a good defensive catching prospect who could turn into a cheap backup (Jake Rogers). And they don’t have to pay Verlander $56 million for the next two years.

    This Tigers fan is plenty happy with the return. It’s more than I expected them to be able to get.

  24. 24.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:05 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Wow. That’s shocking. A week ago they were the best in baseball. Angels are chasing the second Wild Card, a game back of the Twins and the Twins Won’t Stop Winning, dammit.

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:08 am

    @Betty Cracker: Gonna have a high of 77 today. :-)

  26. 26.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:08 am

    @Betty Cracker: I caved and bought a cheap window AC unit last month when it was over 90 in Seattle and the humidity was nearly 90. I am very tempted to have AC installed for the whole house, because I hate the idea of the window unit and we’ll have to take it down in the winter, and because it’s in the tv room upstairs and won’t do squat for the kitchen temperature.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:10 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: So is Seattle. That’s ok if you’re sitting in the shade and there’s a little breeze, but the upstairs can become unbearable starting at that temp.

  28. 28.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:11 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’ll be nice and not tell you to go DIAF. Yesterday was the hottest day of the year, well, until what today is supposed to be.

    ETA: Oh, and we had thunderstorms to add to the fun.

  29. 29.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:12 am

    @opiejeanne: Have you seen Cross Creek? Rip Torn is incredible and he and Woodward both were Academy Award nominee’s for the film.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:14 am

    The Cards continue to muddle along, along with the rest of the Central division. Still in contention… for the shortest post season ever.

  31. 31.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Hey, my wife and her friend want to go to Bentonville, Arkansas on a road trip?????

  32. 32.

    chris

    September 1, 2017 at 5:18 am

    @Betty Cracker: 49F here right now, you’re welcome to come visit any time. I can lend you a winter coat.

    ETA: You’re all welcome. Dark sky here, Bill.

  33. 33.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:18 am

    But for something a bit more pleasant, a pic from the eastern coast of Korea(close to where the Olympics will be next year).

  34. 34.

    gene108

    September 1, 2017 at 5:19 am

    The FBI wanted the NYT and WaPo to publish Ted Kaczinski’s manifesto because they figured his distinctive writing style might generate leads. And it worked.

    I doubt Trump’s FBI is on a manhunt for Erik Prince.

  35. 35.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:19 am

    @raven: Why? Wanted to see a bigger Walmart?

  36. 36.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:21 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Sucks to be you.

    @opiejeanne: Our summer time in house temps are about like that, but the difference in humidity is a life saver.

  37. 37.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:25 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Funny you would respond. My Astrophotogrpher (sp) cousin went there after the eclipse gig in Carbondale and posted all the pictures of the art museum and local spots. My wife knew nothing about that so I was surprised when she said they were making this plan. It’s really expensive to get there from Atlanta but, hey, she’s a fully autonomous female unit so if she wants to she will.

  38. 38.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Sucks to be you.

    It does, yes, it does.

  39. 39.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 5:30 am

    @raven: Miss Firecracker is one of my favorite movies! Have you ever been to the Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings homestead at Cross Creek? I used to go occasionally when I lived up in Gainesville. There was a fun fish camp nearby that is probably long gone. My husband and I are on a slow-motion quest to visit every old-timey fish camp in Florida before they all disappear.

    @OzarkHillbilly: Get back to me in February. :)

  40. 40.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:32 am

    @raven: It just seems to be a rather unusual destination; but whatever floats her boat.

  41. 41.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:33 am

    @raven: Why? Other than WalMart’s headquarters what’s in Bentonville? Relatives?

  42. 42.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:34 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Get back to me in February. :)

    Heh.

  43. 43.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:35 am

    @Betty Cracker: Touche!

  44. 44.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:36 am

    @Betty Cracker: No, I haven’t been in that part of Florida in 20 years and didn’t know about that stuff then.

  45. 45.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:36 am

    @raven: No, I don’t think so. I know the story, though and parts of the movie sound very familiar, but I may be confusing it with a different one that was set in the Deep South and involved women doing things that are outrageous.

    I would have sworn Steenburgen was in one whose name escapes me, but I don’t see it on IMDB on her list. It’s 3 or 4 sisters mostly sitting around the kitchen table talking about their no-good husbands or boyfriends, and one of them eventually admits she’s just killed her husband. I would have sworn that character was played by Mary Steenburgen. I seem to remember the other sisters trying to help her get rid of the body, but … he wasn’t dead? Or something. It’s Southern Gothic Dark Comedy.

  46. 46.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: BillinGlendaleCA

    Beats me, I was not popular when I questioned it last night. Something about “you don’t have to be a dick about it”. We laughed abut it later because she has never said anything like that before!

  47. 47.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:39 am

    @opiejeanne: “In 1930’s Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings moves to Florida’s backwaters to write in peace. She feels bothered by affectionate men, editor and confused neighbors, but soon she connects and writes The Yearling, a classic of American literature.”

  48. 48.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:39 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Oooh, no need to be nasty.

  49. 49.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 5:44 am

    @opiejeanne: I just couldn’t think of any other reason to go there.

  50. 50.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:44 am

    @raven: But first her editor rejects yet another manuscript about an English governess Gothic Romance. Tells her to write about the people around her. “Jacob’s Ladder” is the first result.

  51. 51.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:46 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I thought the Precious Moments Chapel was there, but it seems to be in Carthage, Missouri. I know people who collect those things. Ick.

  52. 52.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 5:50 am

    @opiejeanne: Yea and the film is mashup of those stories. The “Pound Party” is really interesting.

  53. 53.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 5:53 am

    @raven: I’ll have to hunt it down.

  54. 54.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 5:57 am

    @raven: May I suggest a little time in Mountain View? Beautiful little town with a thriving arts community (when my buddy RC almost killed himself with a cave gate last year they held an auction fundraiser for him, i picked up a few ceramics, got outbidded on a # of other things) From it’s Wiki page:

    Mountain View is the largest city in and the county seat of Stone County, Arkansas. Located in the Ozarks, the city has a rich tradition of preserving folk music and culture. Founded in 1873, the city’s economy is largely based on tourism related to its title as the “Folk Music Capitol of the World”. Mountain View hosts the Ozark Folk Festival in April, various folk artists at Ozark Folk Center State Park throughout the year, and weekly music gatherings on the courthouse steps that are free and open to the public. The city is also known for outdoors recreation opportunities, including Blanchard Springs Caverns, trout fishing on the White River and the Ozark National Forest.

    Pretty country, hotels and eateries, (a friend of mine had a restaurant there last year but I doubt he is still in business- long story) and for a caver Blanchard Springs Caverns is a must see (they did a Nat Geo shoot there a couple decades back and some of my friends were in it) The Ozark Folk Center is really cool and if she likes old time music she can’t miss with the courthouse gatherings. There is a micro brewery just outside of town, damned if I can remember the name or location. It was just starting up when I was there. (RC did a lot of the metal work for the owner) If she asked I’m sure someone would know.

    It’s trump country but if you hang out with the artists you wouldn’t know it.

    Oh, one more thing, Arkansas is the heart of the Bible belt. If either she or her friend like to imbibe they might want to travel with a small cooler and beer/wine. Mountain View is not dry (unsure about Bentonville) but dry counties abound.

  55. 55.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 6:05 am

    @raven: My wife says stuff like that to me all the time. It’s how I know she still loves me.

  56. 56.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 6:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’ll let her know. Apparently it’s not dry

    ONYX COFFEE LAB

    This shop opened in November of 2015 in the growing neighborhood of downtown Bentonville and features a bar designed to watch production of all our drinks. The bar is composed of tiny white hexagonal tiles completed with sleek equipment that’s all undercounter. The shop was designed to embrace texture. A walnut grill is suspended above the bar. Concrete, oak, and drywall make up the various walls. This shop features local beer on tap and coffee made in the Alpha Dominche Steampunk as well as a tasty toast program.

  57. 57.

    dopey-o

    September 1, 2017 at 6:09 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Chrystal Bridges museum is in Bentonville Arkansas. worth the long road trip.
    Bonus: meet actual Ozark Hillbillies in their natural environment. Think Winter’s Bone.

  58. 58.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 6:09 am

    @opiejeanne: It is every bit as bad as you think it is. In fact, it’s worse.

  59. 59.

    prufrock

    September 1, 2017 at 6:13 am

    @Betty Cracker: I was going to run this morning. Heat lightning and humidity changed my mind.

  60. 60.

    raven

    September 1, 2017 at 6:13 am

    @dopey-o: I think that is their focus. The have a Chilluly there now.

  61. 61.

    dopey-o

    September 1, 2017 at 6:14 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Chrystal Bridges museum is in Bentonville Arkansas. worth the long road trip.
    Bonus: meet actual Ozark Hillbillies in their natural environment. Think Winter’s Bone. The darker side of Precious Moments.

  62. 62.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 6:16 am

    @dopey-o: Just watched that movie again the other night. Sad how accurate some of the characters are portrayed. Of course, it’s about the worst so you never get to see the best of who’s here, who far outnumber the meth heads. Great movie.

  63. 63.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 6:28 am

    @dopey-o:

    Bonus: meet actual Ozark Hillbillies in their natural environment.

    Been there, done that. My dad was from the Ozarks.

  64. 64.

    Nelle

    September 1, 2017 at 6:29 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Quote a few of my friends havegone down to Bentonville for the immense Chohuly exhibit, both inside and outside, this simmer. They report that the museum has an unexpectedly good art collection and to allow two days, rather than one. I have yet to go. I have to overcome an antipathy to nw Arkansaw, where I was sent to Bible camp when young.

  65. 65.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 1, 2017 at 6:29 am

    @prufrock:

    @Betty Cracker: I was going to run this morning. Heat lightning and humidity changed my mind.

    I ran* this morning, but it helped that it was in the 60s outside with lowish humidity. Here in Maryland, it looks like Labor Day weekend will be the beginning of fall rather than the end of summer.

    *A whopping mile. That’s about as much as I do these days, a mile once or twice a week. I prefer cycling, as my handle suggests, but I can get in a short run fairly often, while I don’t often have time for a decent ride these days.

  66. 66.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 1, 2017 at 6:37 am

    I realize that newspapers run op-eds that they don’t necessarily agree with, but the standard for guest op-eds should be something like “this op-ed makes a strong enough case that our readers really need to see it.” But Prince’s piece is little more than self-promotion. What’s a decent newspaper doing, running this crap?

    I’ve paid for an online subscription to the WaPo, I make the occasional one-off contribution to the Guardian, and of course I’m a Prime member at TPM. But I can’t convince myself to help support the NYT, and this is indicative of why.

  67. 67.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 1, 2017 at 6:38 am

    @Nelle:

    I was sent to Bible camp when young.

    Whatever did you do to cause your parents to hate you so?

  68. 68.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 1, 2017 at 6:41 am

    @lowtechcyclist: As Baud often says(and I as well), The New York Times is garbage.

  69. 69.

    satby

    September 1, 2017 at 6:56 am

    @chris: it’s also 49 here, though it’s going to warm up to 70 today in S.Bend. The rain from Harvey is now in southern Indiana and Kentucky but looks like it’s going to miss us by miles. We could have used some of what Texas got, because we’ve had a drought.

  70. 70.

    Betty Cracker

    September 1, 2017 at 6:59 am

    @prufrock: There were some offshore storms in the wee hours. Saw flashes but mostly just heard thunder. I was awake because some inconsiderate ass parked a garbage truck down the road, stood in the street and carried on a loud conversation on his mobile, shouting to be heard over the noise of his truck, I guess. I’m gonna have to build that dog shit trebuchet I’ve been threatening to construct…

  71. 71.

    OldDave

    September 1, 2017 at 7:30 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’m gonna have to build that dog shit trebuchet

    You. Are. My. Hero.

  72. 72.

    Sab

    September 1, 2017 at 7:34 am

    @Betty Cracker: Thought your comment was hilarious but spouse isn’t a medievalist or a GOT fan, so by the time I explained what a trebuchet was I had lost his attention.Sigh.

  73. 73.

    Sab

    September 1, 2017 at 7:37 am

    @Sab: Also my dog is huge, so that trebuchet would be effective.

  74. 74.

    Tsukune

    September 1, 2017 at 7:53 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: The biggest Walmart is in Albany, NY for some reason.

  75. 75.

    rikyrah

    September 1, 2017 at 8:42 am

    @Betty Cracker:
    The entire gene pool of horrible people ??

  76. 76.

    chopper

    September 1, 2017 at 10:15 am

    Jesus what a detail-free op-ed. how fitting for the trump administration. may as well hand Afghanistan over to the underpants gnomes.

  77. 77.

    Citizen_X

    September 1, 2017 at 10:19 am

    [I] even helped prevent a genocide in Central Africa

    Citation required.

  78. 78.

    opiejeanne

    September 1, 2017 at 11:55 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: My mom was from the Ozarks. Many of my cousins live there, all old now. Macks Creek has a population of about 300 and they are all kin, except one and she’s related to Dave in a very round-about way, through Texas Jack Vermillion’s ancestors.

  79. 79.

    BruceJ

    September 1, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    We did the same missions, but they got Third World wages. Private warriors are just like T-shirts; they are cheaper in developing countries. Call it the globalization of private force…

    The origins of the Corporate State, replacing the Nation State.

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